Hai gals.How many dicks did you suck today?I sucked 4.The first one was this black guys. He has a really big, like 9 inch dick which is just so tasty, I let him cum in my mouth and swallowed it all. I wouldn't let him fuck me though, because I had work and needed to hurry."Work" for me is actually meeting up with my sugar daddy. He's a 40-something, lonely old guy who never got married or had any kids, which is good because he spoils me instead. I just need to suck his wrinkly old dick and partake in some fetish play of his every so often and he pays me a handsome sum. I then went to the anime club. There was some fat lonely neckbeard there. He was really disgusting, but I was feeling generous, so I sucked him off in the bathroom. I could tell he was a virgin. He was so nervous and came so quickly. He had a small, smelly dick, but it was still pretty fun to suck.Then I returned home. I was tired, but sucked my boyfriends dick anyway. It felt so good to snuggle close to him afterwards.How about you?
I'm probably going to give my boyfriend a blowjob when he gets home from work. I might wait until he takes a nap first. It's fun to surprise him.
>>5895184Yeah, it's always good to please the guys that give you shelter and cuddle you of a night to make you feel good, as well as abating any suspicion he may have about sucking other dudes off if he's the jealous possessive type.But how many other dicks have you sucked today?
Just a spitroast for me today from two college hunks.Didn't have enough energy left for my BF. Told him I had a headache or something.
>>5895192He's not jealous or possessive and he doesn't shelter me, but he's pretty warm so I do admit I like spooning. I haven't sucked any dicks today. Not even my own. I'm thinking of ordering some off of eBay in bulk, though.
>>5895234>He's not jealous or possessiveYou're so lucky. It's good when they don't get cut up that you've been fucking their best friend or gang banged by a bunch of black guys or fucking old men for cash.They just accept you're an independent woman and one man can't satisfy your needs.
>>5895234I see what you did there.
>>5895242>>Independent womanDid I mention that I'm a guy? Because that's kind of important. >>5895245I can't find an auction with enough units, though. I'm thinking of ordering one 30 and two 10s from this Chinese vendor to make it an even 50.
>>5895295Youre a guy? I hope youre not cheating on your gf, scum male pig.
You can tell it was written by a guy. Points of view are easy to tell, lol.You might trick a bunch of teenage girls, but if that's all you're good for in life then I'll give you permission to continue, OP. It's not like you have anything better you're good at lol
>>5895446You didnt answer the op question. Nothing to be embarrassed about hun. How many did you treat yourself to?
You do know how women write, right?It's so obvious when a man tries to type like a woman, it's hilarious. And men are invariably the ones who fall for it.Protip: Use more emotions and "I feel"'s/"I think"'s.
>>5895457That's funny. You're under the impression that I'm obligated to do shit or answer to the demands of some anonymous neckbeard with no power, lol. While we're on the subject of dreaming, how goes getting laid?Summer can't be this weak this year
>>5895458I'm sorry. I'll try sounding even more retarded next time. I was trying really hard too. Fuck, I should just get my dog to type. That would achieve close results to a female poster.
>>5895469why would I care what you thought, you vapid slut.
>>5895477That's because I'm a man. :v
>>5895471>>5895477>so mad
>>5895446Why do you end your sentences with lol?
>>5895471LOL IS THIS HOW THE WEAK RETREAT TO /r9k/?!You might not know how to write like a proper female, but the tears of defeat in your writing suggest you do know how to write like a bitch.Bitch nigga.
>>5895492why so mad?
>>5895488Why do you predictably ask a question derailing the topic when no one was referencing your posts? Buttmad that you can't write?
>>5895505The topic was how many dicks did you such today and you have yet to answer.
>>5895513>troll thinks he's entitled to an answer in a troll thread
I sucked on the phallic straw of my bubble tea, and then silently wept as I remembered that there are no dicks in my future.
>>5895517just because I only sucked 4 today doesnt make me a troll. Some of us are a little more picky in the dicks we suck.
>>5895529Listen to yourself, I want you to read out loud the electric shitstain on the internet that you call your writing so that you piss off your shitty neighbors through your thin crusty apartment walls with how creepy you sound you moronic faggot, hahaha
>>5895557I don't really see what was wrong with that post...
>>5895576Maybe this is why you only post on 4chan, /r9k/ exclusively.
you're all casualsif any of you knew how to write like females you would've included smilies:3
So, how would a woman type the OP post up?
this whole thread is a really poor attempt but i like reading it still
Over 9000 dicks.
>>5895420I think the point that he is trying to make is that he is a homosexual
I bought 50 dicks off eBay and sucked them all.
>>5896181You've been beaten to the punch.
Just did. While reading this thread. Felt good man.
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>>5895608I don't post on /r9k/.I post on several board but mainly stick to a certain one. Can you guess which?
