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part 2:

His intentions are extremely sexual in nature, and he is known to have tendencies toward violence and mental instability. This man is manipulative, persuasive, meticulous, exploiting, and extremely dangerous. His reputation is that of a con man and womanizer with no respect towards females. He is known to have past experiences with the law regarding violent behavior. He is extremely skilled at initially coming off as kind and charming, but later putting women in situations in which it is extremely difficult for them to say no (even if they would have, operating under their normal judgement). He manipulates women (often more than one at a time) by preying on their insecurities and putting them under the false pretenses that he finds value in them.

He has already been banned from the recent boating meetup, and the upcoming Funway meetup and Illinois Promstuck event. He’s pending a permanent ban from all future Homestuck meetups.

This Saturday, (May 26, 2012) he is hosting his own Homestuck meetup. We are advising everyone NOT TO GO TO IT. We’ve been informed by a firsthand account that knows Jesse personally (linked at the bottom of this post) that his intentions with this meetup are far from innocent. He was reported to have gone to Elgin Community College spreading around that he had an event planned with 30 confirmed female guests and needed other guys to gather up as many of them as possible back to his place to “fuck them.” This meetup was originally to be held in a public park, but has since been moved to a private residence (presumably his own). It is unsafe and unadvised for anyone to attend a meetup of any kind that is hosted at a stranger’s house rather than a public place—especially one with circumstances such as these surrounding it.

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part 3:

As a means to discourage people from attending his meetup and keep as many people as safe as possible, an alternative meetup was planned at Funway in Batavia, IL on the same day. This meetup will include go-karts, mini-golf, bumper boats, batting cages, and water wars. (please message for more information)

For those of you who are not aware, a large majority of the local Homestuck fandom is female, and a very large portion which is underage. Anyone that would prey on the insecurities and naivety of underage girls and exploit them for sex is absolute scum; it’s completely unforgivable.

He’s already begun to victimize himself and try to garner support and sympathy by trying to play the nice guy who’s been accused of being a rapist. Which brings me to another point. No one is accusing him of being a rapist. He’s dangerous, yes—but a rapist is a person who has committed rape. To the best of our knowledge, this has not occurred. As we have no intention of spreading false information, we would like to STRONGLY discourage the use of the r word.

The intent of this post is not to start drama or to drag anyone’s name through the mud for being a jerk. The purpose is to ensure the safety of the members of our community. If there were a more elegant approach, we’d take it—but unfortunately, there is not. The only way to keep as many people safe as possible is to circulate this information as widely as possible. Our community may have skirmishes. We may argue and fight. But when it comes to things like this, protecting our own, we are the fandom that is unwilling to accept such behavior. It’s 100% unacceptable. We are the fandom that said NO.

part 4:

Ladies, this should serve as an important reminder that you are valuable no matter what. Never, ever let somebody convince you that they are the only one that thinks so. Never depend on another person for you to feel good about yourself, because they may take advantage of it. Don’t trust every person that you meet, and ALWAYS place your personal safety above everything else. You are more important, and you always will be.

Please circulate this. Reblog it. Post it on Facebook. Tweet it. Get it trending. Send it to Hussie. I don’t care. Do whatever it takes to keep yourselves, your friends, and your followers safe.

VIDEO LINK: A personal testimony from someone who personally knows Jesse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbZFLtx1eqw&feature=youtu.be

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END. Also note that the original place this was posted online was removed. And the video was removed as well. So was this all just a big joke?

Why do you homestuck faggots think that anyone gives a shit about your drama? This might be a board for drama, but this is fucking stupid.

Post this shit in your circles not out in the open where everyone hates you.

Never come to any anime/sci-fi/fantasy con again you worthless fucking fucks.

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Saged.
Never post you're homostuck cosplay here~*

>OP's pic
that is so adorable
anyways
>Waah rapist man pig hitting on our whorey woMYN we must ruin his lyfe becus we're stupid bitches!!!
good job females
excuse me i mean feMYLES sooorry.

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>>5873007
>>5872992
>>5872980
Are you guys suggesting that HomeStuck get it's own board, like the ani/mlp/uckers?

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>He is extremely skilled at initially coming off as kind and charming
>preying on their insecurities and putting them under the false pretenses that he finds value in them

So....just a typical guy who only wants to get laid? I don't see the problem with this.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Kyandi and kotex drama is all fine and dandy but anything homestuck is not? How fucking hard is it for you to hide a thread? Its costly related so what the fuck is the problem?

Sage for no actual contribution to thread just like the rest of you fag lords.

>>5873052
>cosplay

>>5873052
>>5873038
I'm saying to person is posting annoying information without any evidence/police reports.
They posted this crap yesterday.
And also, you should know /cgl/ doesn't like homestuck.

Well I had a conversation with a friend about this and basically
>going after Homestuck tail
Yeah.

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Okay, this whole thing was made up. The accusations were made by an ex-girlfriend. His new girlfriend came out and already said "Oh, now that he dumped you for me you decide to be a major bitch and make up a bunch of shit about him being a pedo-rapist." That's it. Yet another case of a con-bitch accusing her ex-boyfriend of raping her and a bunch of kids.

ITT: WOMYN LOGIC.

Fucking bitches are fucking retarded. But would anywone expect any less from Homestuck bitches? The most retarded of the retards?

>>5873199
Why do women think it's ok to lie about rape?

>>5873216
>>5873216
>>5873216
Because women are fucking bitches.

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http://rosetherobotninja.tumblr.com/post/23621466270/im-not-lying-because-he-is-b-like-he-explained

>Why would you lie in that post about the creepy guy being your boyfriend?

1/?
I’m not lying because he is. :B

Like he explained in his post, though it all started off friendly and with no romantic intentions at all, we’ve been talking and getting to know eachother since Acen and we seem to connect on a really great level, so a bit ago he asked me to be his girlfriend. <3

It’s true, he had gone on a few dates with Allie before we started getting close, but as soon as flushed feelings started to arise on our ends, he made a very clear (and noble, in my opinion) point of letting us both know eachother were in the picture and that he wasn’t looking for anything serious at the moment. Just to get to know the two of us a bit better and see where things went.

To be honest, I’m normally not interested in guys and I certainly wasn’t in any hurry to date or anything, so I was totally okay with this. Besides - he’s a mature adult who can choose who he wants to talk to and who to date. We kind of live a distance away from eachother, anyway, so we continued to talk for hours every day in a friendly way, and it was just really great getting to know eachother, and I just came to really like him as a person, so I didn’t really want to put any labels on anything and just continue along that path.

2/?

Anyway, though, I’m not going to get into their story (though you can probably draw from their tumblr posts if you like), but the more Jesse and I got to know eachother, the more compatible we seemed to be on a personal and emotional level, and after a while he decided it would be best to do the right thing and break things off with Allie before they got too involved, and asked me to properly be his girlfriend. He agonized over it for a while before he made his decision because he liked us both and he didn’t want to hurt either of us, but while he could’ve strung us both along, he made a noble decision and chose (in his words) “the girl I really connect with and really enjoy talking to”, among other things. I’m a little biased, but.. I’m really proud of him and I think he made a good decision. <3

Now, not even the DAY after this happened, shit started exploding. It hasn’t been fun, and it continues to escalate. At first, it was just Allie confronting Jesse through a well-worded letter on Facebook telling him how she felt used and betrayed and hoped he would not do the same to me, which she then copy-pasted to me so I could read it as well. We talked for a while online, and to be honest, some of the things she said began to really worry me.. I later talked to Jesse about them, though, and he was able to clear up all the doubts I had and reassure me that he would not hurt me or do anything I didn’t want him to do, and like I said, he’s a trustworthy guy, so I believe him. Unfortunately, though, Allie must’ve continued to talk about these same things with a variety of other Homestucks in the area, and eventually they got to Suzaku…

3/?

This is where I personally believe things really started to explode, because as nice as Suzaku has seemed to be in person, I have had more than one experience with her where she freaks out and turns a relatively mundane thing into a huge shit-storm. Also, she’s had the Detroit circle of Homestucks that I like(d) to hang out with turn against me not once, but twice now, and she seems to get off on making me cry, so.. that’s another story. In fact, the last time this happened was actually indirectly the catalyst for Jesse and I getting to know eachother, so as much as I dislike her meddlesome and abrasive attitude toward my life, I can’t be completely upset here. :B

Anyway, once things got to Suzaku, the “sexual-predator” rumors really started flying. In fact, she somehow managed to convince even my sister and mother (how?) that I was going to be brutally raped and that I should be put on lockdown. On top of that, she began talking badly about us to Candace and Hannah, two people I really, truely adore and love hanging out with, and somehow convinced them that I was talking about them behind their backs, when in all honesty I was really looking forward to seeing them at Dancestuck and had nothing but good things to say about them. As a result (of that and the rumors), they not only banned us from the Dancestuck event, but canceled it, then blocked us both on Facebook. I’m not gonna lie, I cried pretty heavily about it… But, like I said, not the first bad experience with that group, and we ended up having fun anyway, so.. c’est la vie.

4/?

Also, on the subject of him being a “creepy guy”, “predator”, “dangerous”, or the variety of other seedy things that’ve been said about him.. Jesse may be a bit forward, but he’s by far one of the most trustworthy and respectful people I’ve ever met, and that’s saying something, because I have a lot of trouble trusting people.. especially men. If I thought for even a moment that there was something seedy and untrustworthy about him, I would’ve backed off long ago. He’s always been very careful not to cross any of my boundaries, and if he thinks he has he backs off quickly and appologizes right away.

Also, in response to Allie’s post regarding what they’d done together and how she felt liked it was “straight up slut shaming” for him to describe their encounter, I just want to say that there’s nothing to be ashamed of. If it makes you feel any better, I gave him my first kiss, then about the first hundred after that. This past weekend was our first in-the-flesh date (we spent ages on Skype, but that doesn’t count) and we had planned to go to Dancestuck together on Friday, then I’d stay the night at his house in a spare room and we’d go to Boatingstuck together the next day since he lived nearby, but since we got banned from both those events due to the drama that ensued, we just spent the whole time together from Friday through Monday morning.

>but as soon as flushed feelings started to arise on our ends,

I don't often feel the need to commit genocide, but when I do it's because of Homosuck faggots.

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Yeah, I read his "explanation" for the whole Allie/Ge deal. I don't know how he thought that was gonna help him out? It honestly made him look creepy as fuck.

Sage for homostuck bullshit.

5/6

So actually, I spent three nights with him, and we slept in the same bed, mostly cuddling and talking, but there was quite a bit of making out involved later on, as well. Like I said, though, he was always a complete gentleman, and though he may be a bit forward, that mostly just lead to him initiating kisses, suggesting things, or describing things he wanted to do to see how I would react. I was very clear about my boundaries, though, and he respected that, so while we had a lot of fun, we did not have sex. I’m not gonna lie - I kind of wanted to, and he definitely could’ve probably convinced me really easily if he had wanted to push me, but I had some serious reservations and he respected them very nicely, slowly introducing me to things I was a little bit afraid of, but never forcing me to do anything I wasn’t ready for, and I really appreciated that. <3

6/6. FUCK THESE HOMEFUCKERS WRITE TO GODDAMN MUCH.

Yes, he’s a pretty physical guy, and yes, he has a bit of a history, but come on. He’s only human. We’ve talked about things pretty in-depth and as I’ve seen it, he’s always had a very good reason for doing what he did when he did it, so I am not at all put off by it, and I see no reason why you should, either. Besides - though he may be a relatively forward, outgoing guy who isn’t afraid to play the field while he’s single, please remember that he is actually in a relationship right now. With me. We haven’t been dating for long, but as far as I can tell, we’re both fiercely loyal people and we’ve been very happy together so far. Stop acting like you’re going to get molested if you so much as talk to him or like he’ll rape you if you go to his meetups. The guy has standards, okay? Jeeze.

(Someone asked for this original reply to be made rebloggable, so.. here it is! Do listen to all sides of the story before judging him, okay? He’s a good guy. <3)

Jeezus fuck what is wrong with half the people involved in this?

Who the fuck acts this immaturely? "OMG UR NOT DRAGGING MY FRIEND THROUGH THE MUD AFTER THEY DID THE SAME TO UR BOYFRIEND. U HAVE NO RIGHT TO DEFEND URSELF! I'LL GET YOU!"

And yet...accusing other people of being horrible dramawhores. I just...I just can't. congrats, homestuck and whoever you are Suzaku guy. You and your friends are all of about 5 in maturity and just prove why every other fandom hates you. And this guy is as bad as you say he is? You're now being huge fucking douchebags to a probable future abuse victim.

I mad. I so mad.

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Reading the fucking tumblr comments posted to Jesse on all this shit is fucking hilarious: ITT WOMYN LOGIC

>How dare you talk about what sexual things you did with Allie on the internet! That's disgusting and should be kept private!

>How dare you make jokes about this situation! You are disgusting for thinking being falsely accused of being a rapist is funny!

>Allie might have made this all up, but it was good she did because you might try to do this one day.

>You shouldn't use Allie's name (the girl who accused you of raping her and a bunch of kids) because it'll make her look bad and get her nagative attention.

Here's his tumblr shit anyway. Be warned, all these homestuck people type way too much. TLDR entire page after page.

http://thattallsummonerguy.tumblr.com/

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>>5873329
>>5873329
>>5873329
Wait, but we SHOULD trust the ex-girlfriend? Who already deleted everything? Who is already backpeddling and saying he didn't do anything? We should "trust" the ex-girlfriend who is already saying she made all that shit up?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>This whole tread
lel comedy gold

>>5873354
You're right, there's is evidence to be careful. Around the group of people throwing the allegations.

Because they have come out and SAID they made it up. They ruined the guys reputation because he chose to date someone else.

That is bullshit. And defending it is bullshit too. Especially since you aren't involved, you know none of the people involved, and clearly didn't know the whole story.

Do predators exist? Yes. Was this guy one? Nope.

>His intentions are extremely sexual in nature, and he is known to have tendencies toward violence and mental instability. This man is manipulative, persuasive, meticulous, exploiting, and extremely dangerous. His reputation is that of a con man and womanizer with no respect towards females.

lol I know a lot of guys like that so fucking what?
Clearly if you are easily manipulated by some guy who goes to a con that already draws out the stupid people of this society then you clearly deserve to be manipulated because clearly only stupid girls could be manipulated by such idiot males. I on the other hand would never fall for any guy tricks no matter what shit they spew at me to woo me over.

ITT: Butthurt females who can't learn to ignore other guys.

Lol why does it not surprise me that Suzaku is somehow involved in all of this. That girl has a screw loose and is the utter definition of a delusional weeb.

>>5873382

Neutral opinion? Sorry, dude, but your first post (>>5873329) and your second are the opposite of neutral dude. You're accusing the girlfriend of being a liar. You believed that he was a rapist and was "manipulating" her.

You were doing the bullying with bad information and continued to do so even after being told the ex lied. "There must be truth in their somewhere!"

Good for you, Hamsteaks. You are making me very proud of my fandom right now. People who use others should be ostracised- it's always been the case in my group of friends. Girl sleeps around for money? Fuck off out of town. Guy spikes girls' drinks? Fuck off out of town. Guy is a serial cheater and womaniser? Son, we're chasing you out of town on our motorbikes, along with the rest of the scum, because we won't stand for that shit.

I love you guys.

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ITT: Girl likes guy. Let's guy finger her. Let's guy nigger tongue her anus. Let's guy buttfuck her in the mouth.

Girl finds out guy likes other girls. "OH MY FUCKING GOD CRIMINAL RAPIST SCUM HE SHOULD DIE AND MY FRIENDS NEED TO SUPPORT ME FFFFUUUU!!!"

Seriously, girls are fucking retarded. As a general rule, NEVER believe one who says she was raped, or accuses some guy of being a sexual criminal. If a girl WAS actually raped, you think she'd just bring it up to everyone willy-nilly in casual conversation? FUCK YOU STUPID BITCHES.

Some of you bitches should get raped. And then guess what? You wouldn't be writing 3 page exposes on the internet about it. You'd shit yourself for a few years in counsoling instead, alone and quiet (like you should be), making sandwich after sandwich in the fucking kitchen, crying too softly to be heard by anyone.

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>>5873418
>buttfuck her in the mouth

How... how does that even work...

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>bawwwwwww why don't people take rape seriously even though women regularly lie about it as a means of revenge and destroying other people

It's honestly adorable how ignorant women are.

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>>5873429

I'm pretty sure OP made it pretty clear this dude didn't rape anyone.

Which makes me wonder... Why the FUCK would you name this whole bullshit homosuck fuckshit drama "RAPE"stuck, if no rape was involved. JFC homofaggets are stupid as fuck. yes i mad.

>>5873441
>I'm pretty sure OP made it pretty clear this dude didn't rape anyone.

There are plenty of men jailed or executed for rape who haven't raped anyone, and they clearly want this guy to be the next to join that illustrious list.

>>5873448

What does that have anything to do with OP? They said he didn't rape anyone.

>>5873441

They were playing up the sexual predator angle. That didn't outright accuse him of rape, but they damn sure wanted you to think he'd done it before, or was capable of doing it to someone.

Doing it in that way allowed the righteous anger of tumblr to descend, but at the same time gave them the cover to go "But we never said you raped anyone not our fault if they took it that way!"

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>>5873461

Okay, I agree with everything you said. Everyone involved in this is retarded as fuck.

But after reading his own explanation about what happened, he does come off as a creep and I'd personally avoid him.

>>5873347
>Who is already backpeddling and saying he didn't do anything?

Where's this stated?

If anyone is interested in hearing his side of the story of what happened, here it is. Prepare yourself for some teal deer.

Part 1
http://thattallsummonerguy.tumblr.com/post/23586817190/hey-i-dont-really-believe-most-of-what-i-read
-on-the

Part 2
http://thattallsummonerguy.tumblr.com/post/23591876112/continuation-of-the-story

>>5873329
>Trust your gut; always have a mature pal/adult with you.
>pal/adult

WTF is this shit preschool or something?

>>5873495

IS your name Tiffany by any chance?
That :Simply_Kisa" seems familiar is all.

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>cunt wasn't even in a relationship with the guy
>already allowing herself to get fingerbanged
>suddenly cries sexual molestation because her kawaii purinso didn't date her

Why am I not surprised. Damn cosplay sluts and making a fool out of women. You'd think that, given that he's a 'serial sexual predator', more people would've already chimed in and said that he tried the same to them.

Can we get pics of the two girls? Both the girl who needs to get raped, and the new girlfriend?
Because this Jesse guy seems to think they are hot, and if like to judge him for his taste in women.

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>>5873413
> being proud over a very shitty fandom

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>>5873557
This is the accuser.

I wanna join the homestruck fandom.

>>5873565
>He's older and only thinks with his penis.

Yes, because being 22 and wanting to have sex with someone of legal age who was showing obvious signs of being interested means he's such a cruel, dangerous individual.

That's the lying bitch? What the fuck is wrong with her face? Besides all that retard shit all over it. It's round like the moon. And she's a little fat. I bet the genevere girlfriend is a lot hotter. This one?

3/10. Wouldn't bang.

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>>5873574

I seriously hope you were joking

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>>5873571
And the girlfriend.

>>5873583
that shows us nothing. Could be a nigger under there for all we know.

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>>5873586

>>5873588
So girl #2 is a lot hotter (still wish I could see her hair though, because I think nice hair is sexy). So basically, girl #1 got jealous because guy picked the hotter girl #2, and so made up a bunch of shit to get them banned from the thing they like to do.

Girl #2: 6/10, might bang if dresses up nice.

>>5873601

Pics or shut the fuck up. And if you post, I'll give an honest rating. ;)

>>5873601

Can you kindly post a pic then?
I want to see if it is true

>>5873610
>>5873611

Hivemind

I too wish to see what a cutie you may turn out to be :)

Of course, she isn't going to post, so I'll rate anyway:

2/10

Mousy face, with short, not really straight (but not at all curley) hair. Has that huge teeth thing going on. Might pass for a 12 year old (I.e. Flat) from the neck down if naked. Eyes are droopy.

>>5873614
>>5873614

Well, that shut her up. Although I'm betting what it really is is

0/10

Because fat.

>>5873621

8/10

Would totally consider you ideal to have long walks and typical talks of spring and cosplay

>>5873626
I don't really think you should be putting those other girls down about their looks. I'm not going to sit here and insult you, but I would say both of those girls are prettier, and you're probably going to get a lot of shit for posting yourself now.

Oh, shit!
Okay, in my honest opinion here is my rating:
0/10
Because, I don't fuck men or things that look like men. Oh shit, that droop mouth and chin look ridiculous. Are you sure you don't have a spare Y chromazome floating around? I'll still pick girl #2.

*shiver* seriously, you shouldn't have posted a picture at all and just let is think that maybe, just maybe there was a hot girl reading the thread. But fuck, you totally ruined it.

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>>5873630
>Sorry, but I'm spoken for. ;3
Wow, congratulations, must be the achievement of the century with that witch face.

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He's a guy being a guy. Leave him the fuck alone.
If chicks want to sleep with him that's their incentive, stop being fucking jealous. If he does do anything illegal let people whose job it is to deal with it, deal with it.
Seriously two threads in two days? Are you fucking kidding me?

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>>5873637
>said they were pretty
But not as 'hot' as your 28 year old ass.

>Honestly, Horses are beautiful creatures. I take it as a complement to be compared with such beautiful animals. Ever see the movie Secretariat? I've always considered my self a dark horse or an underdog. I'm different, I accept that. Haters gonna hate. I'm not perfect and I don't pretend to be perfect. I'm 28 years old! I'm too old to mess around with unnecessary things. ;3

>>5873637
Wait, I gave you a bad rating and now you think I must be Jesse? I gave girl #1, who Jesse dated and thought was hot, a 3. I gave girl #2 a 6/10. That's the current girl Jesse is completely infatuated with. And I'm pretty sure he'd give both of them a higher rating.

But since I give you my honest rating you scream "OMFG you must be Jesse you fat chimpo spic!!! AND YOU ARE ALL SO MAD AT HOW HOT I AM AND YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!!!!!"

ITT: women logic.

>>5873642
Why am I not surprised you're a lesbian? No guy would tap that shit.

>>5873647

Wow, you sound just as delusional and butthurt as 32 inch chan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbd8ncTS0Hg&list=UUFPFHFjOFbEznPLABbH8T2g&index=1&feature
=plcp

>mfw this fag is in this thread calling herself hot

>>5873642
why is it always that the one with all of their jimmies in a rustle is the first one to claim ownership for accomplishing the rustling of everyone else's jimmies?

And yes, you are uglier than the other two girls. Now post those tits you got under that sweater and maybe by the grace of pink nips we'll change our minds. But until then, I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread with a Y chromosome (not including you) would rather fuck girl #1 and girl #2.

>>5873642
I ain't even mad....and this is my first post in this thread.... but woman or girl, either way, you are not physically attractive, and your attitude makes you even less so.
Just sayin'

inb4 she deletes everything.

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>>5873642
Being a tripfag is cool

>>5873656

She ain't no trip. She's namefagging.

>>5873626

If it makes you feel better I honestly think you are attractive and cute. You seem to be a pretty down to earth girl and know how to get by in life and understand far more then the average lot of dumb idiot females.

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>>5873659

>implying you aren't said girl

>>5873642

Damn that sounded hot to me for some reason
Yeah you can rustle up my jimmies any time of the week ;) You cutie

>>5873659

LOL. Quit pretending to be someone else and talk about how great you are. We all know that Y chromosome girl posted this.

>>5873665

Actually no I honestly think she is kinda cute. But I see you probably view me as a guy with low standards as it may. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I suppose.

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>>5873626
She looks like an anal narcissistic piece of shit. Ugly too. 0/10 would not fuck.

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In case of bawwletion.

>>5873662
"You know what, I think I know a lot more then you do or anyone else in this thread."

>resent college graduate
>hetalia fag
>comparing her ugly old ass to attractive girls

Sure bby.
http://deathsxaxgame.deviantart.com/

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DRAMA GET YOUR DRAMA! FRESH HOT DRAMA HEREON /CGL/!

>>5873668
That cat looks like it's saying "OH GOD MAH BALLS"

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>>5873662
Don't know how to use grammar properly. It's "than", not "then" when you compare things.

I think you are cute Kisa-chan :D

Haters gonna hate

>>5873673
Heeeey if we're going there.

;} Maybe if I got plastic surgery you'd think I'm more beautiful? That I'd, fit more into your ideal of a 'girl' who belongs in the kitchen? yes? Oh go chop off your nuts, you don't deserve them. Your ideal of what is beautiful is obviously an over puffed 'male' fantasy.

>>5873645
Hun, I'm bisexual.. and I've been with more men then women. Oh your so cute with your assumptions. I'm an air-force vet and a resent college graduate. I've seen many places and many different types of people. You know what, I think I know a lot more then you do or anyone else in this thread.

>;} Maybe if I got plastic surgery[,] you'd think I [would be] more beautiful? That I'd[] fit more into your ideal of a 'girl' who belongs in the kitchen? [Y]es? Oh[,] go chop off your nuts, you don't deserve them. Your ideal of what is beautiful is obviously an over puffed 'male' fantasy.

>Hun, I'm bisexual..[.] and I've been with more men th[a]n women. Oh[,] you['re] so cute with your assumptions. I'm an air-force vet and a re[c]ent college graduate. I've seen many places and many different types of people. You know what, I think I know a lot more th[a]n you do or anyone else in this thread.

Much love,
someone who has English as a third language.

>>5873665
Honestly, I'm not doing it. Wow! You got my Germany stuff on here. Nice, just what I wanted.

>>5873653
Hah..GTFO..I bet your far more uglier then I am. I bet your Mom takes care of you too? Does she make you your meals and give you a kiss on the cheek too? Bet that's all the action you've ever seen; dick.
>>5873654
My attitude.. is an end to a means. Maybe, if you where paying attention. You wouldn't have a problem understanding what I'm about to tell you now. It doesn't matter if you think I'm attractive or not. Because, honestly, if I saw you on the street and you looked at me; I wouldn't even notice you. Also, I don't dig biggots, or macho men.

>>5873663
You just mad because my breasts are bigger then your testicular cancer. Damn gurl go to a doctor. LMAO RUSTLE.

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>>5873682
Holy shit, for someone who's claiming to have more brains than the people here, your English skills are a train wreck.

With every post you make trying to aggressively defend yourself, you're just making yourself look more retarded.

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>>5873682

Are... are you fucking serious? You sound so butthurt right now. I would advise you just leave this thread before you continue to make an ass of yourself. Turn off the computer and chill out.

inb4
>LULZ I TROLL U
>SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

>>5873683

I'd be agreeing with you, but also you have to understand the facts that certain people type really fast and that typos are eventually an inevitability.

>>5873684

Dude...is that is that Kefka?

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This thread is hilarious.

Also why people who actually want construction advice go to /diy/ instead of wasting their time here

>>5873689
Typing pretty fast doesn't excuse repeatedly using then as than and your as you're. That's just being a retard.

>>5873691

It's Kelly from Misfits. But they do look similar.

>>5873700

Good. If I ever see you namefagging around here again I'm posting screen caps and your fucking ugly mug and butthurt in every thread you post in.

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>>5873700
>LOK'D See you bitches around. Love you!

>>5873688
Anon wins all of the awards for predicting the obvious on the ugly butthurt brigade!
For the record, don't go jumping on the Avengers bandwagon if you're not even going to look things up.

>>5873700
>Ever since Francis was a young boy, he had close ties to his British cousin; Arthur Kirkland. He was older then Kirkland by a few years so he tried to keep a close eye on him. As they grew older Francis sense of justice had lead him to become an inspector in the Royal British police authority. Well, it was really to stay close to Arthur; who quickly went up the ranks. Now...he's starting to have second thoughts and wishes to return home to Paris, France. He feels the need to be more of himself and not Arthur's 'puppy' dog.

>lol guys its late
>its not like i use then in the wrong way all the time
>no its time related
>nope

>>5873706

She probably doesn't know her husbando took the shape of a mare, got knocked up by another horse and gave birth to a fucking mutant horse steed. Loki has some fucking ugly kids.

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http://www.facebook.com/PinkHairedWonder
>yfw this is the girlfriend she brags about having

Birds of a feather flock together.

>>5873725

No shit Sherlock, you should still know it.

>>5873725

I thought you were leaving?

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>>5873733
Good luck with getting my IP address. And I'm amazed that this is narrowing shit down, because I don't even know your ugly ass.

>>5873733
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAkmhap6mzQ&list=UUFPFHFjOFbEznPLABbH8T2g&index=4&feature
=plcp

Tiny tits for a chubster by the way.

>>5873732
Eh.. yah, well people are still playing. Might as well watch and keep going if I had too. Nah~ If anything, I'm stubborn and curious. I like to fight too.
>>5873730
Well, that's the thing; no one cared to teach me how to write. I taught myself. <3 That's what you get for being a special aid student for all of Elementary school.

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>>5873682
This is the easiest board to troll too, and you're not even doing it right. Ugly and a terrible troll? Second hand depression.

>>5873737

I was actually referring to your reluctance and laziness to read a wikipedia page about Loki. Not your lack of English skills.

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>>5873742

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>>5873742
Shhh fatty, only dreams now.

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>>5873758

>implying you've read any of that yet

Babbys first google. Same shit different website. Get on it bitch. Study up.

i hate cosplayers so much

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>yfw everything bawwleeted

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>>5873814

Called it.

I wonder how it feels to know that your own fandom hates your guts, especially when it is the absolute worst fandom in the known universe.

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>He has since been attempting to climb the local homestuck social ladder as a means of gaining power and influence among the community.
What a sad endeavor. The world's most powerful Homestuck fan means as much to me as does it's most powerful cockroach.

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>>5872950
>>5872957
Those pics of Gamz and Silent Tav made me lul. Brilliance.

>>5873952
>>5873952
>>5873952
>>5873952


Worse than mlpeons? Say it ain't so. What's worse /cgl/, homostucks or ponies?

>>5874411
Homosucks, but only by a hair. The percentage of bronies who take themselves way too seriously is slightly lower than Homestuck fans.

Also, while HS fanart is usually better than ponies fanart, their "draw everything as ponies!!!!" trend is infinitely less obnoxious than the -stuck bullshit. Seriously, tumblr's shitty AUs were one thing, but calling each other Illinoisstuck or Michiganstuck? Please die.

And in related news, is there an updated firefox 4chan addon yet? The inability to hide threads is killing me.

>>5874411
Homosucks are worse. Why? Because ponyfags may be as annoying as fuck, but they are typically all trying (emphasis there... TRYING) to have fun and make sure everyone else is having fun. Then again, that's irl and not on the boards. Irl, the ponyfags I've met have all been pretty cool, albeit still annoying.

Homosucks on the other hand are the crying emo bitches of any convention. They won't shut up about their "problems", how "different" they are, how nobody "understands" them, and how "hard" their little emo life is.