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Drama's bad, how bout some some of you pretty mammas start posting your pictures for some sweet loving.
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And now we all know who Johnny Bravo was.

[spoiler]Roko.[/spoilers don't work on /cgl/]
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>>5829894
Wrong. Wrong and Wrong.
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>>5829894
I love how everyone who "knows" who Johnny Bravo is comes to a different conclusion such as Roko, God, Matt and Cary Grant.

Even if you were "right" in your guesses there's no way you can prove that fact.

Just let people post and let the good vibes roll.
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Johnny! We haven't seen you in so long!
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>>5829930
Yes, but now we have proof. Johnny hadn't posted for months. Roko returned yesterday from his "exile". He considered leaving /cgl/ forever, because he was disgusted with all the drama. That could not have been just due to that one time he told everyone how he knew every personal info there's to know about Lobi. It makes perfect sense - before that, he was forced to give up his previous trollwork that was Johnny, all the effort he put into it wasted, etc. Not to mention they both started posting around the same time to begin with.

Sage for not contributing with my picture in a /soc/ thread.
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>>5829937
Your "proof" is just circumstantial evidence and are you implying that roko has the same wit that Johnny does?

>Sage for not contributing with my picture in a /soc/ thread.

Is it really a /soc/ thread or "trollwork" if Johnny asks for cosplay photos and gives out compliments?
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>>5829937
>Highly doubt Johnny Bravo is Roko. Highly doubt it.
Roko needs all the attention he can get from seagulls. Hence he trips in all his how is your day threads. He needs to be credited for his posts.
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>>5829950
Do you see the word "cosplay" mentioned anywhere in his post? On the other hand, every /soc/ thread that's been plaguing /cgl/ for the last few weeks had "your pictures" in it.

And Johnny had no wit at all. Where were all the funny, sarcastic yet unoffensive responses when his last thread got heckler-ed by Sage-san?
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>>5829974
>And Johnny had no wit at all. Where were all the funny, sarcastic yet unoffensive responses when his last thread got heckler-ed by Sage-san?

Cause Johnny doesn't reply to drama, he developed a reputation for not starting shit or causing drama which the board was grateful for.
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>>5829894
Holy SHIT do you know how to derail a thread or what
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HI JOHNNY
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RIP Johnny Threads...the drama finally caught up to you
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>people hating a Johnny Bravo thread
I won't even stand for this.

Ladies, post for Johnny.
You know it will end well.
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>>5830691
>Violator posts in the thread
Yeah. Now you put the final nail in the coffin, most def.
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HEY JOHNNY
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wow...is this the state of cgl, to target a JB thread before any pictures surface?
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>>5830715
is the girl in the middle the one who is in those pictures with pooboy
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Johnny was here way before Roko.
Stop being a faggot, sagesan.
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Hey Johnny, it's been a while :>
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>>5830730
December 2008. Roko came here in 2009.
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:[ I like JB.

Fuck you /cgl/ you don't even deserve him.
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>>5830747
hey, nice legs
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>>5830747

3/10

Would not bang.
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>>5830747
10/10 would fuse.
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>>5830832
0.3

>>5830839
1

Seriously, people, get your maths right...
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>>5830839
I'd fuse with you with the force of a thousand suns. When will you post some nudes?
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Does it really matter who Johnny really is? He's just someone that cheers up /cgl/ by giving positive remarks to any girl that posts, no matter what they look like. Johnny boosts a lot of self-confidence and makes girls that are usually too shy to post out of fear of being picked on or mocked feel good for even a few minutes. I've never posted myself on /cgl/ before out of that fear but I sucked it up for a Johnny post a few months ago and it was worth it.

So those hating on Johnny, get bent.
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>>5830826
Haha thanks

>>5830832
Cool.

>>5830839
ehy bby we can fuse all night long <3

>>5830851
mackin' on mai woman, we gonna hafta fight?
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>>5830852
'sup Johnny.

I mean. Roko. I mean... uh yeah it's pretty confusing.
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>>5829894
Haha no, i just like asking people how their day is, i dont have johnnys smooth moves with the ladies
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>>5830896
>i dont have johnnys smooth moves with the ladies

you really don't
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>>5830916
He's the only one of Lobi's three creepers who got to talk to her, in person, on Skype. awkward successfully scored maybe with one compliment I can remember, and the picture of him half naked pointing at "Lobitah" written on the wall. Jim maybe a little more, but Lobi's also a good girl who isn't after money. So, say what you like, Roko got swag most Betas lack. And IIRC, she's friends with him again.
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>>5830916
Well Johnny wouldn't just spread private info about a lady, so I don't think Roko will ever have the smooth moves.
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>>5830926
>Roko got swag most Betas lack
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>>5830931
Wasn't Sage-san his (now ex-)girlfriend and the whole thread with her complaining about him basically one "chillax ho" while she was venting his frustration at him?

Or maybe I'm not remembering things correctly.
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>>5830936
I don't think I can speak English anymore... I'll come back when I'm not on recreational drugs.
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[mwah] Johnny~
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>>5830947
10/10
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>>5830947
You don't even know who he is, newbabby. I wish you stayed in /ck/, as much as I felt empathy with their plight.
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>>5830959
Beta-chan, you're embarrassing me.

>>5830972
Actually, I do since I've been here for about a year in the half. Getting pretty sick of being called new every day.
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>>5830990
I can't help but tell the truth.
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>>5830990
Mkay then, a question you should be able to answer correctly then.

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

I-I-I... I mean. Voldemort or Lobitah?
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>>5830990
I'll trade with you. I've only been here for 6 months but some beta fag keeps saying I've been trying to get in Voldie's pants for over a year.
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>>5831010
Whoa, really?! Most of the 2012 newbabbies are 6 months old.
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>>5831014
I meant tripping 6 months. Been here a year, just lurking.
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>>5830999
Implying I care about anyone but my waifu.

>>5830998
I know, babe.

>>5831010
I have no idea who you are.
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>>5831086
Similarly, I only noticed you a week or two ago.
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Johnny you're amazing yore like the best on cgl for making everyone feel good <3
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>>5830715
A man with a sense of fansion as good as mine can dress so sharp that he can even cut diamonds. With that said, I don't want to just be your best friend to warm your icy heart. The three of you pretty ladies might have taken down Brass Tower but this legendary lover will still stand by your side to love you.

>>5830747
I admit, pretty girls are my weak point for they always floor me when they walk into the room. If all tree spirits are as good looking and fiery as you then I'll gladly call myself a tree huger.
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>>5831130
toaster is drunk again, but i agree
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>>5831111
If you say so.

>>5831130
Please tell me this drunk trip I keep seeing is a joke, because it's really really annoying.

>>5831296
Heh, tree spirit. Thanks, Johnny.
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>>5831130
JOLY SHIT I'M NPOT THE ONYL DRUNK TRIPFAG
plwase tell me you had a bette rnight than me
I ended my night fleeing from an orgy
not cool
NOT COOL
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>>5831333
Why would you get drunk and come here?
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>>5831341
OKAY I WILL FACEBOOK YOU MY NUMBER
if this isn't acutally you this will be really awkard
awkawkawk

>>5831344
Because I'm not tired enough to sleep and like hell am I going back to the goth orgy.
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I'm not really drunk.
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>>5831333
>eva
>fleeing from an orgy
after you'd finished participating i assume?

>>5831130
you sound like you've become significantly more drunk in the past hour toaster, still going at it hard?
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>>5831333
we watched zombie and kickass playing drinking ghames i need you number so we can drunkltext eac hother <33 im typing on MAc and my fingers and too fat what
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>>5831352
FOOLED EVERYONE.
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>>5831353
After I'd realised it was actually shaping up for an orgy and not just drunken sluts trying to kiss me for male attention.
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>>5831352
that cant be, you are always in some degree of drunkness
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>>5831352
>>5831352
LOL SHIT GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE MY TRIP LOL
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>>5831365
Looks like BLUE still didn't get over the breakup.
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>>5831366
calm your tits, all kinds of people have all kinds of reasons to nick epople's trips
that's why I'm now posting as ZomZom

HI I'M JAMIE AND I LOVE HORSE DICKS
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>>5831369
Oh shit I still have Lucid's trip too! Bueno.
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>>5831358
>>5831365
Can't fool me ladies,
you two are definitely not drunk.
Otherwise, why aren't we in the same bed?
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>>5829894
>thinks Johnny is Roko
lol no, the two are completely different
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>>5831377
Because even when I'm drunk, I have srandards.
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>>5831369
Yes, Eva, but do you know how you got ZomZom's trip?

Yeah.

Well, Pirate Toaster most definitely did not attract some dedicated hacker to get her tripcode, which is without doubt not just a simple dictionary word (as you can tell from it being created by a string explorer), so the person must have known her personally.
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>>5831381
oh shit wrong trip
yeah disregarsd that, Lucid has no standards wahtosoever
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fucl someones stole my trip because fucking macs cant hashtag proper gonna have tio change ,my tripp
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>>5831352
>CAllef out onf bullshti, pretensds she didntds do anythnig.
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>>5831382
People jsut go through here cracking 10-20 trips at a time
no doubt someone has mine
pretty sure lucid does
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>>5831392
OH FUCK SPOONY HAS MY TRIP
deleting everything in the dropbox
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>>5831392
WHAT HAOOPENED TO LUCID I MISS HIM
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>>5831392
>People jsut go through here cracking 10-20 trips at a time
But, as I pointed out, mein Schätzchen, the ones that get cracked, en masse, no less, are simple dictionary words, with barely any processor sweat required to crack.
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>>5831401
he does pony things with his pony girlfriend now
he still lurks I think
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>>5831404
we've definitley had some cracked that weren't real words. haven't all of dildoes' trips been cracked?
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CHANGING MY TRIP BECAYUSE I POSTED NIT NBY ACCIDENT WHEN DRUNK. THIS MAH NEW TRIP CAN POST PROOF ETC
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>>5831416
post proof, show us your dirnk face
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>>5831416
we need photo proof boss
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>>5831413
Maybe, but dildos is a prime target for hacking, both because of his numerous enemies, his Asian comrades and general idiocy.
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this is the most entertaining thread on /cgl/ right now
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>>5831431
>bumping his own thread
>complimenting his own thread
Do you have any manners?
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>>5831426
that's a pretty good point, but I still think it's pretty unliekly yo ne BLUE, he seems like such a liad back guy.
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GUIZ GFUES WHAST NO ONES IS DRUNKSDFG
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>>5831436
>he seems like such a liad back guy.

>BLUE
>laid back
>doesn't remember the times before he got laid (~1 year ago) where he would throw a tantrum and have anyone who disliked him banned
I didn't know you were this new.
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>>5831439
fuck you smoekr, you were drunkt hsi morning
asking me to rape you
I HAVE PROOF
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>>5831435
I just got back from work, plus Johnnys been here years longer than I have
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>>5831421
>>5831421
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>>5831447
I have literally been here since summer, I don't know pre-Toast BLUE.
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>>5831451
FUCK ITS BACKWARDS LOL
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>>5831451
>drinking alone
y would u do that
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>>5831451
you look so miscnheibusu and whimnsical
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>>5831463
Has to wash away suicidal thoughts after the breakup, obviously.
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I feel like everybody is having a more fun night than me.

STOP HAVING FUN.
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>>5831470
FUCK YOU AND TOUR MISERY
HAVE FUNW ITH US
I still habe rum from the rum part,y have some rum
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>>5831449
>When<
did you come to /cgl/?
Honest answer, please.
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>>5831448
yuoy dumb abitch i am n to smokersaer

>>5831451
weowe lol you areraly are thsi mcuh of a stuspid bitch
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>>5831470
ai come to my house <3
we can drink
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>>5831470
I am having a night devoid of fun too, let's team up ai-honey.
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>>5831478
oh fuck you're right, you're not smoker
you're a cunt though so fuck off, this thread is for fun peoplke and you are not fun
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Meanwhile, in Poland...

(mon visage, 1 hour ago).
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>>5831494
tyashta a myth, imas ctually reallu cool anf um super fun
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shit...what the hell happened here? Why use Johnny's thread as a place for drunk chat?

>>5831470
Wow, of all the complaining you do about tripfags making off topic posts, you're sure guilty as charged
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>>5831508
nah you'#re a cunt
I just rmemebered I have church in the morning os night faggots, sleep tight, God bless xoxoxoxo
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>>5831451
NOT BRINGING SLONE BRO
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>>5831541
Oh my. 3 guys sharing one body?

Well I guess there's an orifice for everyone at least.
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>>5831486
Lonelyfag? Also I'm too far from everywhere and too poor to get anywhere. Wah wah.

>>5831481
I would drink to that, if I had a drink.

>>5831518
Threads that encourage self posting fall into my category of shit threads, so I don't really care. If a thread is offtopic and irrelevant, I can't make it more so. I sage my posts anyway if I make comments without worth while input.
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>>5831552
>Threads that encourage self posting fall into my category of shit threads
ai-honey confirmed for Sage-san.
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>>5831552
come uppppppp i need a drinking buddah~
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>>5830936
So Johnny Bravo is ai-honey's ex, makes perfect sense.
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>>5831549
You are assuming they are interested in her not each other
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>>5831552
Would you actually meet him? That's kinda scary.
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>>5831577
I'm not implying that.

I'm saying her mouth, anus and vagina are right now getting pumped. Hard.
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>>5831552
>I'm too far from everywhere
you dont understand the power of lonelyfagness
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>>5831583
i guess shes not feeling too blue anymoore
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>>5831520
so mewan im a ncie personsdfg
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>>5831552
>Threads that encourage self posting fall into my category of shit threads

Better start shitting up those progress threads then
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>>5831583
Assuming not Implying lrn to English
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>>5831568
>>5831558
>Implying I'd date a tripfag

>>5831588
>>5831563
If people want to come to me they can, but I'm having to remain foreverashutin.
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>>5831660
where do u live anyway, I kinda forgot like aaaaaaaages ago?? it's not leicester is it?
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>>5831624
>Yo Vegetta, what does the scouter say about his mad level.

>It's over nine-thousaaaaand.
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>>5831616
Progress threads are never shit threads. Most people, if they do post their bodies (which you need to sometimes for costumes) have the courtesy to cut their heads out of frame. Progress threads don't promote self posting and the good always outweighs the bad.

So no, it's not comparable to something dumb like this thread.
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>>5831660
everyone heard it, honey said party at her house
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>>5831690
WOOT!!!! THANKS AI-HONEY!!
IS IT BYOB? IT'S BYOB ISN'T IT!?!?
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>>5831552
No, not lonelyfag. He would be posting chen to accompany his post much of the time. And you're not foreverashutin, we all know that.

>>5831690
You have to find out where she lives first is the problem there.
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>>5831681

>mfw I screencapped this myself from the second season of DBZ in a scene between Vegeta and Gohan and now I see it being posted on every board on 4chan

Feels special brah'.
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>>5831720
How can you be so sure?
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>>5831718
i um... shit...
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>>5831720
CM lets go driiiiink
it's only 2am
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>>5831687
And JB threads were never shit. While they encouraged self posting, it was more about people getting compliments and hearing witty sayings then just "look at my tits"
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>Thread featuring a tripfag not known to cause drama and be a figure on positivity on the board creating a fun cosplay thread
>Thread goes to shit in the first post
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>>5831549
oh god no there's like my brothers
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>>5831746

Because I still have the original in a folder right here.
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>>5831908

Wait... mines of a different quality, somebody else screencapped it..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5831915
maybe they cropped your cap
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>>5831905
yeah, to you maybe. girls don't seem to get this about guys, if they're around you they want to put their dick in you. they might not do so because they're dating people other reasons, but they still want to. if you don't want to put your penor in a girl, you wont bother being friends with her. all straight guys. ever.
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>>5831950
nooooo nooo ive known one sincw i wAs like 5 bro that aint right! girls ND guys cane be friwnds without sex beingf involved youknow
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>>5831950
shit. in that case I might be gay.
O man. I don't think my girlfriend will like that...
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>>5831968
only girls think this. guys agree with them to shut them up. you can be friends and get on well, doesn't mean they don't want to do you though. 100%, any guy who is friends with a girl wants to stick their penor up her butt.
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>>5831950
Meh. Let's just say there are girls I'll taking hiking AND I'll smoke out, and there are girls that I'll just smoke out.
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>>5831968
>the guys faces when they see you right that
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>>5831950
Wait... wait...
This is why ugmo fat chicks always have only-girl friends.
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>>5831950
Yep. This is true. Unless you're a lesbian, they would fuck you, given the right circumstances.

Heck, they'd fuck you even if you were, and you let them.
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Goddamn I'm never drinking with Internet access again. To explain last night as I was slightly out of it; I accidentally posted my tripcode as I couldn't figure out how to hash tag on my friends mac, so anybody who saw that post before I deleted it could see my trip.
It was about time I changed it anyway, BLUE knew it. Now no one knows my new one!
>except everyone I drank with last night

Now someone please fetch me orange juice and a quorn bacon sandwich for the love of God I will pay you.
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>>5833222
>that feel when PT isn't my girlfriend
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>>5833222
>It was about time I changed it anyway, BLUE knew it. Now no one knows my new one!
>BLUE knew it
>BLUE knew it
>BLUE knew it
SEE? What the fuck did I tell you guys?

And yeah, maybe it wasn't him yesterday, but it could not have been anyone else a week ago when PT made slutty posts and wanted to suck everyone off.
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>>5833222
I had weetabix... totally inadequate hangover breakfast tbh
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>>5833229
Bring me a quorn bacon sandwich and we'll talk.

>>5833258
Yeah I don't recall that.

>>5833279
No one in this room will bring me anything, they know I won't give them anything in return.
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>>5833293
Then go and get your own breakfast, be a STRONG hungry woman who don't need NO man
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>>5831541

lol. trying to make blue jelly.
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>>5833258
Oh wow, I wasn't even aware of the break-up at the time but that makes sense.
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>>5833300
I need a girlfriend to cook for me. I just dropped my phone on my face.
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>>5833312
I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

(´・ω・`)
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>>5833317
Come here and make me a quorn bacon sandwich and hungover morning sex.
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>>5833336
I'll be there in ten
church can wait
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I heard blue is dating dill now
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>>5833338
Hurry I can't wait much longer until I start eating my friends.
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>>5833293
>Yeah I don't recall that.
Was it you then? Back in the "cosplayers you'd fuck thread"? Saying you'd love to hump Pixyteri's boyfriend? And other slutty shit?
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>>5833378
I remember saying I'd tap the Kamina cosplayer, anything beyond that most likely wasn't me.
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What happened to the JB thread?
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>>5834157
Niggers raided it.

And by niggers, I mean PT and Eva Braun.

[spoiler]'sup Johnny.[/spoiler]
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bump for unyielding love for JB
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Johnny! I've missed you!
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>>5836810
I missed you too babycakes. Now, post some of them delicious nudes please.
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>>5838836
>Johnny, asking for nudes and no witty comments

Hmmm...
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>>5839152
That's not him.
Notice the trip is in bold. Means someone just copy pasted into the name field. Shitty troll.
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>>5830715
fuckin voldie!
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>>5839183
NO REALLY? IMPOSSIBLE.
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>>5830926
Hold it there. Lobitah is friends with that asshole AGAIN?
Any proof of that? I don't believe it, she seemed pretty pissed before.
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>>5839388
>inb4 more Lobi secrets.
This is going to be good.
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>>5839388
Lobitah is a very nice girl and she immediately felt very guilty about our (righteous) wrath at Roko.

It was only natural she would forgive him so that he could abuse her trust yet again.
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>>5839433
Well, it seems she is a lot more stupid than we thought.
If any other of her secrets are posted around here is because she deserves it.
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>>5839433
Where did you get this from? Do you talk to Lobi?
Roko, watch out! It seems like you've got some competition, buddy.
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I'm a bit curious. How old is Roko?
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>>5839520
20 year old virgin.

21 maybe.

Half the girls of /cgl/ still lust after him, so watch out.
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>>5839558
22 in 4 days
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>>5839625
Is it true that Kafuka took pity on you at this years Rave Central? I heard she did a lot of other guys in the bathroom, anyhoo...
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>>5839643
Meh we didnt get to hang out that much, but yeah i was one of those 30 guys
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>>5839744
>openly calling his friend a whore
It's funny when she jokes about it. Not when you do. Idiot.
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>>5839433
Sup, Roko. No need to drop your trip.
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Uh, I used to think Lobi and Mell were dating.
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>>5840047
nah, they're just everyone's dream ship
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I seriously doubt she cares darling
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>>5840071
She won't say so so as not to offend you, because she doesn't want all her personal information leaked by a raging dumbfuck throwing a tantrum.
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doublefuck
>>5840071
this was responding to this >>5839792
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>mfw a rare Johnny Bravo thread turned in a drama thread...
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>>5840076
Ouch, right in the virgin nuts.
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Roko once again acting like Lobitah's PR rep, this is why she's creeped out by you. Do you see ANYONE else doing this, much less any other males? Maybe that's because they respect her wish to just stay out of it and not fan the flames

and they're not creepy betas trying to jump the ladder.
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>>5840071
>I seriously doubt she cares darling
>Just like you doubt Lobi will care when you leak her info eh?
Guess you didn't learn anything after all.
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>>5840058
>>5840047
We have to make this happen.
I can only imagine how much this would upset Roko.
Roko, do you seriously think you have a chance against Mell?
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>>5840101
I'm not on Roko's side but he never actually leaked any personal information.
He just mentioned that he *knew* if she was a virgin, but he never said anything else.
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>>5840101
haha, sweetie pie, check the thread again, i never mentioned Lobi even once

>>5840103
hah course not, it's Mell after all, though really I don't think /cgl/ could do anything to influence him
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>>5840125
Roko. please don't reply to the trolls.

Also, how did you rank up from a lurker to a mk.ii variant zero
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>>5840129

it was a midseason upgrade!
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>>5840125
Why did you even come back?
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Jim > Roko but Home Depot > All.
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>>5840145
I never really left, I've been busy with Acen and working on my game backlog to post, plus /cgl/s been awfully shitty lately, nothing but drama and rage

>>5840150
whatever happened to Jim?
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>>5840168
He's too busy having hardcore sex with lobitah and buying her nie things.
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>>5840168
Getting a life, supporting himself, loving Lobi from afar in a non-creepy fashion. Basically the opposite of you.
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>>5840191
>>5840168
Do you even have a job, Roko?
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>>5840222

yup yup, ever notice when I post from my phone? I do that during my breaks
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>>5840238
What's your job?
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>>5840081
>yfw when people who would used to defend JB threads now sit idly by and watch the thread go to shit
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>>5840254
Posting on 4chan.
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>>5840297
Is your job really that bad that you are ashamed to mention it?
How do you even think you are going to be any use for Lobi at all?
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>>5840254
>>5840297
>>5840333

haha oh wow
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>>5840357
>Still not saying anything about his work
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>all the lobi dicksucking going on in this thread

jesus fucking christ
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>>5840373

me or the other Rokos?
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>>5840373
I work at forever 21
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Oh I've been waiting for this thread, just so I could post this~
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>>5840373
I cook at a maid cafe uguu
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>>5840444
Forever Alone 21?
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>>5840454
forever sexy 21
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>>5840458
But you're not seshsay.
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>>5840818
I'M THE SEXIEST TRIP ON THIS BOARD, BITCH PLZ
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>>5840834
Nah, bro. Nah.
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>>5840851
bitch, im fabulous
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>>5840115
Nope, he did.

I (purely coincidentally) happened to save the thread where he said it before he deleted it. He outright mentioned she's not a virgin and she told *HIM*, for he is the *CHOSEN ONE*.
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>>5840101
>Do you see ANYONE else doing this, much less any other males?
We've got a lot of creepers like that. Before him, Izusa was the Alpha creeper. More recently, Zahirus used to be quite the creepy virgin, with all that rapist eye and making people kill themselves. Fortunately, since he lives in the third world and his parents were Irish, they bought bought him some poor Mexican girl to become his girlfriend. Note how once he let the poison out, he totally stopped posting on /cgl/. So, whatever they tell you, it is a telling sign that creepers who still creep are also untouched virgins. Most recently, Jim was lining up to become one, but (un)fortunately for him, he was bullied and ridiculed 90% of the time, Lobi being pretty much the only girl nice to him, unlike Roko who at least knows how to camwhore the best of him, which gained him throngs of female fangirls (most of them were male and/or him, but hey, popularity is popularity, alright, it doesn't matter when all your fans are you) and ensured his persistence on this board. So I guess you could say his ugliness saved him from going the Roko path. Most tragically, there was this one /a/non who once said a few nice things about /cgl/, which lead to his public execution, heralded by the tripfag mentioned above. May his lonely soul rest in pieces.

Other than that, less outstanding creepers come and go all the time. There's also a significant amount of pedophiles on /cgl/ (since they're monsters, I won't give them the honor of calling them by their names), but sadly there isn't anything that we could do about them.

Really, considering how slow and low populated this board is, there's some really sick drama here. Some of it would make great Hollywood movies, for real.
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>>5841815
What about Smoker?
I've seen him acting very rude towards Lobi, is that just the way they get along or is there some drama between them?
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>>5841841
Smoker is just a fat Beta fuck trying to convince /cgl/ that he's not a virgin by acting like a tough guy on the Internet and pretending he can hold his liquor.
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>>5841815
So that counts 4 creepers.
Any idea of what Lobi thinks of all of this?
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>>5841815
Hi Wes, are you still homeless or are you typing from a internet cafe computer?
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I can't understand how Lobitah is still friends with Roko. I wouldn't even talk to an idiot who spilled my personal information just because he was mad.
I just hope she won't regret it.
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>>5841870
>implying she thinks
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>>5841872
What's the drama with Wes?
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>>5841866
Except for maybe the holding my liquor to an extent, you're a lying sack of shit.
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>>5841866
Shit son, from what I've seen of em, he's a failure among the built guys and a failure among the fat ones. He's shat upon on both sides.
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>>5841894
>tough guy on the Internet
What did I just say?

>implying you're not fat
This part doesn't need any comment.
>implying you're not Beta
Spineless mangina?
Check.
Thinks its trolling to say women are bitches and whores?
Check.
>pls respond
and spaghetti in every post?
Check.
Cosplaying to get in a 10ft diameter of females / get pussy [SOON.jpg]?
Check.
Internet personality considered such a huge achievement in his life that he can't live without it?
Check.
>implying you're not a virgin
See above + IIRC you're still creeping on Pantsu, and that my friend is quite something. I mean Lobitah is at least pretty but that other... thing... no, just no. You understand you can't get better, but you didn't get any.
>implying you did not just try to convince us otherwise

Commence butt agony, cold sweat, and childish responses:
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>>5841935
I feel like they should make trip trading cards, and have you write the info on the back. I sense no bias what so ever.
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>>5841841
>>5841866
He acts rude to everybody. It's party of his charm.
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>>5841888
Super butt hurt. He always talks shit but as soon as someone talks shit about him, he cries about it. Has always been fat but is delusional about being "fit". Uses his deceased military friend's money for stupid shit but I guess that ran dry 'cause he was/is homeless?
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>>5841960
>Commence butt agony, cold sweat, and childish responses:

Go get yourself a towel, ball sweat can lead to fungi developing there. Wouldn't want to lose your oh-so-useful balls, right, even if they're microscopic in size?

>>5841967
See, this here is why you're Beta Smokey. If you truly acted rude, stuck up cunts like this would not hang out with you. You're just rude in a
>pls let me hang out with u gusy ;_;
way.

Aka, the Beta way.
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>>5841976
>the beta way
Oh no! It's true! What ever will I do?!
Nooooooothhhhinnnnnng.
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>>5841976
>stuck up cunts like this would not hang out with you
I'm a dude in Canada, not a girl in Texas
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>>5841995
>Nooooooothhhhinnnnnng.
Exactly. That's what you do.

Compare to arguing this way with some random /fit/fag cretin who'd (at this point) start posting his huge 5 inch penis and call me a Beta who doesn't lift and is just jelly of everything he has.

Whilst you realize you have none of these, so... what can you do? Nothing. Just bend over and... take it... just think of England while you're at it, it will pass.
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>>5842048
First off, why do you want dick pics
Second, comparing me to /fit/fags? Really? I have nothing to post and boast about because it's not like I can prove a large social circle, a job, or the girl I'm fucking. Fit fags got no aspirations, I do. I think I'll stick with being a "beta" asshole. Faggot.
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>>5841866
I like how I'm foreveralone and smoker is a massive manwhore, and yet according to /cgl/, I'm the slut and he's the beta. He's the one giving me brodvice about my goddamn love life.
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>>5841888
I never understood why people liked Big Wes despite that little bit. You can have some degree of self-delusion but don't tell me you're strong and built when you're fat with bitch tits
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>>5842088
I do believe they were just trying to get pics from you Darling...
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>>5842125
>listening to a Beta's advice
>wonders why she's foreveralone

>>5842088
>First off, why do you want dick pics
That's not the point, turdface. I just pointed out how they would fight nail and tooth to prove their 'alphaness' the most hardcore way they know.

>it's not like I can prove a large social circle, a job, or the girl I'm fucking.
Exactly. How can you proof something that does not exist?

>implying that having lots of friends on Jewbook/Jew+ means a large social circle
Your circle stars on this board and ends here. Just a few circlejerkers who like you because you're below them, because you're someone they can spit upon in their mind, someone to make them feel better.

If your assholery was worth any salt, these uptight pricks would despise you with all their might.
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>>5842180
Actually, after I took notice of some things he said about guys, my situation got a lot better. I guess after last night I'm distinctly less likely to spend life after uni living with six territorial male iguanas and only leaving the house for food.

...nah, probably still destined for iguanas.
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>>5842180
My, you're angry. What wrong dear?
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>>5842191
Hang on, I just checked my message logs and that WASN'T smoker. Smoker was just talking about sex with his tall woman and how he wants me to rape him (you are never living that down ever). Now I wanna know who that actually was.
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>>5842204
I dislike jellyfat blobs who pretend on the Internet they were able to stick it in into a woman without paying her solid dollah. Doubly so if they release virginal pheromones in every single photo they take.

Why are you whiteknighitng him again?
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>>5842214
...and to add assault to injury, calling himself a troll when he has never trolled, just like he never fucked.

If there's anything I hate more than virgin tough guys it's little shits who get called trolls without doing anything to deserve such a noble title. Trolling is and has always been a art, it sickens me how far we done fell.
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>>5842214
Because I was surprised by such seething anger over something I couldn't imagine someone getting angry over.
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>>5842230
I've got nothing else to get angry about right now, what can I do.
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>>5842236
Hmmm...fair enough, I suppose.
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>>5841872
Why would Big Wes write that?

Isn't Big Wes black?
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>>5842243
Wait nevermind, I confused him with Masa's party bouncer.

He's white and fat, but why would he write that anyway? Is he a moralfag?
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>>5842125
>>5842212
i don't think smoker is posting on here consistently about different guys, you're advertising your being a slut more than he is.
i don't pay much attention because everything you say is almost always shitposting, but haven't you been given advice by the truckload every single time you've posted? seems to me you just don't listen to it unless it's what you want to hear.
iguanas are fucking beastly, nothing wrong with them. pic related.
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>>5841870

Make no mistake, Lobitah likes all the attention she gets.
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Bump for Roko's job.
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>>5843337
^
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Yew Roko is a male prostitute.
Only 60 year old men hire him.
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>>5844398
Yfw*
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>>5843337
I already told you fags i work at forevs 21
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>>5844408
No. Only pretty people work there.
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>>5844416
>implying I'm not the prettiest trip on this board
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>>5844408
I don't even know what that is.
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roko works at his mom's beauty salon
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>>5844883
That sounds more likely.
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We must keep the thread of Master Bravo alive.

I'a DAGON!! I'a HYDRA!!!
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>>5844883
My parents actually do own a salon but i dont work there, i wouldnt hate working on wigs otherwise haha


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