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Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)06:18 No.5817379

Greetings fellow kleps,

Want to share tips and / or stories?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)06:32 No.5817394 >>5817383 Not a very useful tip.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)06:41 No.5817403

>>5817396

Well I think stealing of any kind is just wrong.

Some of us just dont have a choice; kleptomania is a real condition.

Youre fucked up if you think any form of stealing is acceptable.

At least we harbor guilt and feel bad about our actions no matter who or what we steal from.

M3RC !M99////FLU 05/09/12(Wed)07:06 No.5817431
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I never steal things from cons. The temptation and this simple fact that it would almost painfully easy to steal from booths at cons is always there, but the idea of stealing from your own people seems fucked up.

On a side note this is the song that was playing when I first saw this thread. How appropriate...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNA1DoPt5gg

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)07:13 No.5817441

>>5817403

Not >>5817396 but I can see where he's coming from. Stealing from corporations or individuals who already extort, lie, steal etc. would probably be better in the long run to preserve natural justice.

But stealing from honest people is wrong, and you shouldn't blame anything on a 'condition', rather take responsibility for your faults and work your ass of to change yourself.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)08:00 No.5817490

>>5817441
You are a fucking idiot, when you steal you are not taking money from the big bad corporation that sells overpriced items (bawww how am I gonna live whitout this item, my life is ruined!). You are stealing from the poor people paid SHIT to sell the product and definitely not perpetrating "natural justice".

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)08:13 No.5817506

After maybe three years of regularly stealing stuff (Almost everything less then $30- once I took a dress worth $100) I got caught for an $8 ring. After hiring an expensive laywer, it doesn't stay on my record (at least not really) and I'm haunted everyday when I think of it. Over all- don't do it, not worth it.

But anyone who thinks klepto is voluntary, it's not. Shit's like our drug.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)09:56 No.5817643

>>5817506
why on earth did you get a lawyer? I got caught stealing >$30 at wal mart once. it's your first offense and all you need to do is apply for AR and it won't be on your record. There's absolutely NO reason to have a lawyer for that. You just need to go to court, apply and pay.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)10:01 No.5817654

>>5817490
The main thing that stealing does though is that it counts towards and over loss (because you /aren't/ the only fucker stealing) and in order to make up for it, prices go up. There are other factors as well, but if you think shit's expensive to begin with, you aren't helping by stealing it.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)10:04 No.5817659 >>5817643 I had absolutely no idea what I was doing, that's why I hired a lawyer. After it was done and over with, I really wished I hadn't

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)10:34 No.5817701 I agree with stealing from places like walmart, but I dont agree with stealing from cons. Unless it's a hentai booth and the person selling it is chastising every single person buying it.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)10:37 No.5817706 >>5817506 dooood come on. 30 bucks? me and my friends would make trips to local malls and come back with over 200+ bucks worth of stuff each trip. you know nothing of being a klepto.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)10:52 No.5817738 Stealing shit because you can =/= kleptomania.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)11:06 No.5817769 Don't steal from anyone. Fucking idiot.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)11:25 No.5817809

>>5817767
>catalouging criminals
>"waaaaaah, this is unfair! I only stole A LITTLE BIT"
The fact is you still stole something and got knicked, and now they have you on record should you commit another crime down the line. It seems like a damn fine idea to those of us who aren't fucking thieves.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)11:31 No.5817821 >>5817809 this.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)11:34 No.5817826

I had the same happen to me as happened to Spoony and I was only 12 at the time and honestly had no idea that stealing from a supermarket was a real crime. I don't see the justice in treating kids like that and people in the actual law profession don't either. This is honestly just an example of how extreme the police state is in England.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)11:47 No.5817847 >>5817844 UKistan. Can't you read? The worst shithole in the 1st world. Topped USA, no less.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)11:53 No.5817856 >>5817851 Pfffft, when I got caught stealing some candy from the store, the guy just asked me to put it back or pay for it -- he knew I was just a stupid kid back then.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)11:57 No.5817862 >>5817851 >>5817379 Not at all. I stole from wal mart, I got a ticket and was banned from that location. (US btw). I had to pay too mucch for AR but that's it. The store also threatened me with a civil demand, but I ignored it and everything went peachy.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)11:58 No.5817865 >>5817864 They thought you were a street whore with prior convictions.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:01 No.5817871 File: 1336579293.gif-(2.12 MB, 450x337, 1334676370081.gif) Do stolen hearts count? Because I stole many.

ai-honey !eEQ3LJoZmM 05/09/12(Wed)12:04 No.5817876

>>5817864
Yeah. My little brother got taken in for.. sigh, stealing magnetic earrings from Claire's accessories. I think he was 13 at the time.

To be fair it's not entirely the Police's fault, they have to do what they have to do if they are called. The /store/ can very easily not call the Police when it's something stupid like this but a lot of the time they over react. This doesn't tend to be the case for bigger stores (like Debehams, BHS etc) which have their own in house security, so if it's just silly kids they will deal with it themselves, usually.

I actually have no idea if my little bro had a mugshot/finger prints/DNA taken though, I'd have to ask him.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:06 No.5817878

>>5817867
Oh stop whining. So they gave you the full theft treatment. That's their job. We have that here too with the Scared Straight program where they take kids that smoke/drink/steal/fight and put them in an actual prison for a day to experience life behind bars.

If you got picked up for stealing at a young age and they treated you like they would any other person they caught breaking the law, that would make you want to steal less.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:09 No.5817885 >>5817878 But why do they treat only white people like that? I stole a television from a store and they didn't do either of those things.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:10 No.5817886

That's what you get for stealing, you thieves deserved it.
Even if it was one dollar nail polish.

inb4 we were just kids!!
You were criminals in the making, good thing those cops saved you from a life of crime.
>hey i successfully stole this item
>maybe i can do it again
>HAHA THIS IS SO FUN THE RUSH stealing4life

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:11 No.5817889

>>5817881
I don't think they ought to change it at all. From the time you're a toddler you're taught that stealing is wrong. Every parent ever has said to their child "Don't take what isn't yours."

If you're a young child, I can see why that would harsh but if you're over 12 then you damn well know better and if you steal and get caught for it, they shouldn't hold back.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:13 No.5817897

>>5817888
Simple talking to does shit and people in this thread can tell you that.

A teenager is not a child. If a six year old steals something, yes you ought to just tell them to put it back because they didn't pay for it but if a sixteen year old steals, they wouldn't learn shit if you just made them put it back.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:13 No.5817898

Dear god, there is so much "I didn't experience life like you did so obviously if you stole you'll become the head of a Mexican drug cartel" fuck off, stop being a bourgeois social angel and get in the real world, kids steal and they shouldn't be put in vans for it.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:16 No.5817905

>>5817888
I'm sure if you never stole anything--or got caught you wouldn't feel the same way.
You're only saying that because you feel you're a "victim" of "over-reacting cops/storekeepers".
You got what you deserved, criminal scum. No matter what age you are stealing is bad and you must pay the price for being so stupid.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:16 No.5817907 >>5817899 no British Pakistani

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:18 No.5817913

>>5817898
I stole candy when I was young just because I didn't want to pay for it and I'd repeatedly steal it until finally a security guard caught me and they put it on my record. Yeah, everyone steals at least once in their life but that doesn't make it right considering most kids/teens steal stuff just because they want it. Nail polish, toys, candy, etc. If you get away with stealing a few times and don't feel bad for what you've done, you're more likely to keep moving up to stealing more expensive stuff and then when you're finally caught you'll be in much more trouble than you would have stealing candy.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:19 No.5817914 >>5817908 >Stealing in the first place Shame on you, disgusting waste of space on this earth. Why are you polluting this once good earth? Once a criminal, always a criminal.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:20 No.5817917

>tfw never stole anything in my entire life

>tfw little sister got caught stealing jewelry from a secondhand store, turns out she had been stealing shit from stores all through high school and went on to college to steal thousands of dollars' worth of merchandise from local stores without getting caught again

>tfw 26 and still never stolen anything in my life

Of course, I do pirate HBO shows because the damn fools won't give me a way to pay them directly without cutting in the cable companies. But I buy the blu-rays when they come out, so no fucks given

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:21 No.5817921 Can we get actually stories please...?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:22 No.5817923 >>5817918 Is that all you've got fitlhy criminal? Pathetic!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:23 No.5817926 >>5817871 get in my bed hottie

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:24 No.5817928 >>5817921 Here's one for you. >go 2 da stor >steel sum tings BUT DEY WER CHEEEP THO SO IT SHULNDT MATTUR >get caught >hate cops cuz dey wer doin der job even tho i was SO YUNG OMG I DIDNT DESERVE IT AT DAT AGE fin ^_^

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:30 No.5817938 >>5817932 Cunt master has a trip, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:32 No.5817940 >>5817938 Cunt can drop her trip, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:34 No.5817946 >>5817932 My mom didn't hold my hand all the way through. I went to public school, went to sleepovers, etc. And I still think stealing is wrong, no matter what your age is.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:38 No.5817957

I know people who steal items worth several thousands of dollars every year from Wal*Mart and sell them in their neighborhoods or to the families of friends/friends of their family. None of them have ever gotten caught and they've taken things as large as HD televisions and PC bundles. On any night, they can go in and get around 10-15 discs (DVD, games, etc.) within 5 minutes and they take the cases to leave as little evidence behind as possible.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:38 No.5817959 File: 1336581486.jpg-(16 KB, 281x283, 1336111938005.jpg) >just because I'm a criminal doesn't mean I should be treated like one Women logic.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:40 No.5817965

>>5817915
>Ehhhhh... part of me is thinking that maybe they didn't do shit because of "MOOLTICULTURALISM", but I don't want to offend you haha
Maybe you just got lucky, idk.

What nonsense. You may want to find out a little more about how non-whites who even just suspected of possibly committing crimes are treated.

Perhaps you missed the riots last year. The second day kicked off when the police decided to stop and search a black child. He refused. They called even more offices, forcibly searched him in the streets, found nothing and then... arrested him anyway. Result: Riots, Day 2.

You, on the other hand, deserved the treatment you got. You were a thief and you got caught.

>>5817864
They put me in the back of a caged Police Van with a grill and bulletproof glass separating the front seats from the cage, with a camera trained on me as I sat on the bench and a microphone connected to a speaker which they'd use to communicate to me with.

>>5817837
>It'd probably be better if the police came to your house and gave you a hard talking to, it'd probably scare the shit out of you and you'd never do it again.

In your case, no it wouldn't. Despite all that, what is the first thing you said in the thread?

>>5817396
>If you're going to steal, at least do it from a large corporate business who already rips off the public, companies for whom it won't make a dent.
>I went through a theft phase in my teens and I used to pinch makeup from Boots all the time, but I never once felt bad about it because Boots prices are extortionate as fuck.

Let's hope they keep your fingerprints, photos, DNA or whatever else they have on record for a good long time. It looks like they were right to take them and since you are unrepentant they need it in future.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:40 No.5817966

I have a three-year-old son, and we live in a very small town.

If he ever gets it into his head to go through a klepto phase while growing up, one of our family friends in the police department has standing orders to ensure he's handcuffed, put in the back of a vehicle alone for a little while, and spends at least an hour in a holding cell, completely alone, before I come pick him up (and THEN the real trouble starts).

Luckily he's a pretty straight kid, so I hope he never has to go through it. But fucked if I'll sit back and let my kid grow up without a healthy understanding of right, wrong, and punishment.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:41 No.5817968

>>5817955
Like I said, criminals in the making.
They deserve to be scared like that so they never do it again.
You ever think they could think it's fun, and try it again because they were never caught or the cops thought they "didn't deserve it because they were so young".

Child or woman, it doesn't matter. You don't deserve a pat on the back.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:41 No.5817970 >>5817966 You sound like a fucking MAD woman, that's exactly how you raise kids to hate you and rebel even more. Once again, fucking bourgeois social angels need to get in the real world.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:41 No.5817971 >>5817966 Why not just get him circumcised while you're at it?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:42 No.5817975 >>5817971 >Scared Straight programs = genital mutilation! Man logic.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:43 No.5817979 >>5817966 I'm happy that there are good mothers like you. You're doing a great job, ma'am. What sick pieces of shits would want their children growing up being criminals with asspats? The women in this thread.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:44 No.5817981 Retard Americans thinking just punishing people will make them ok, that's why you fucks re-offend so much. You need to look at European rehabilitation programmes, people hardly re-offend after them.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:44 No.5817984

I stole a lot when I was a dumbass kid in high school. I would hit up the mall and go for clothes, make-up, books, etc.

I finally got caught taking a pair of granny panties as a joke, and had to go to court. It cost hundreds of dollars to go through the process with a lawyer, etc. I also lost a lot of my parents' trust.

I have earned it back and haven't stolen in 7 years, and I don't plan on stealing a single thing ever again. It's fucking stupid. If you can't shake your habit, get a therapist.

And no, stealing from ~big corporations~ is NOT justified. You know what they do when they take losses? They let employees go, pay them less, or charge more for their shitty products. You aren't "sticking it to the man".

Also, I can confirm as a US citizen that they will arrest minors, cuff them, take a mugshot, take your fingerprints, etc.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:44 No.5817985 >>5817970 >in the real world everyone acts like niggers This thread is enlightening. It's showing me that women really do believe they're entitled to whatever they want, even if they take it through theft.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:45 No.5817986

>>5817970
Sorry hun, I'm not here to be my son's friend. I'm his mother. The vast majority of children resent their parents no matter what their parents do; I'm taking it as a given that he'll eventually go through a rebellious phase and hate me, since he's as strong-willed as I was at that age.

Rebellious teen years I can live with. My kid not being a decent human being by the time he leaves the house, I can't.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:45 No.5817987 >>5817975 >thinking I'm a guy Way to project, you know what you're doing is fucking barbaric and circumcision is a perfect analogy. You're going to be a really shitty mother.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:46 No.5817991 You do all know big corporations actually factor in the loses they have due to shoplifting? This it hurts employees crap is honestly bullshit, please learn to economics before making statements.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:47 No.5817994 >>5817986 You create decent human beings through affection, not belligerence or this fucking cripplingly retarded "I'll beat the good into him" mentality. People like you shouldn't be allowed to raise children.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:47 No.5817997 >>5817987 Actually, I'm not going to be a mother. but your logic continues to suck

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:49 No.5817999

>>5817987
>showing a child that if you steal this is what REALLY happens
>fucking barbaric!

Really? REALLY? If my child steals or does anything else illegal, they're going to find out what happens when people take it seriously.

Just be glad none of you had the parents that made you stand on a busy street corner wearing a sign proclaiming to strangers what you had done.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:49 No.5818000 >>5817994 >You create decent human beings through affection So why is everyone on /cgl/ so horrible?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:49 No.5818001 >Women Please Moot, delete this board.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:50 No.5818005 >hate on blacks >propose 'scaring your kid straight' like black parents do. >herrpppp but my kid won't be like a nigger You people should be fucking sterilised.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:51 No.5818007 >>5817995 >>5817994 You two have extrapolated an awful lot about my parenting methods from the statement that I've privately told a friend in the police force to give my kid the full treatment if he ever breaks the law. Tip: Stealing is illegal.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:52 No.5818008 >>5818007 IT'S ILLEGAL IT MUST BE THE WORST THING EVER BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT SAYS SO. Typical brainwashed American shit.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:52 No.5818009

Let me get this straight.

People here actually think it's wrong for anyone not legally defied as an adult to experience the legal consequences of breaking the law? Did you all forget that minors can go to jail for breaking the law as well?

>Waaah they took me downtown and then let me go for stealing! I was just a teenager!
Lucky you didn't end up in a youth detention center awaiting your trial.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:53 No.5818010 >>5818008 >why men don't make good parents

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:54 No.5818012 >>5818009 You think kids should go to prison for a little shoplifting? This thread is getting seriously depressing...An actual judge would not think the way you do, at least not out of the ass backwards United States of America.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:54 No.5818013 >>5818008 I'm pretty sure theft is illegal worldwide. You do know that in some countries even if you're a little child, if you're caught stealing they're allowed to beat you or worse.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:55 No.5818014

>>5818008
I'd rather my kid have a scare growing up than land in prison when he's an adult, thanks. You appear to have a really warped view of reality. There are consequences for any actions, and your mother must not have loved you very much if she let you grow up without learning that lesson.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:56 No.5818015

>>5818012
Kids don't go to prison for a "little" shoplifting. You have to have multiple convictions. But yes, you CAN be convicted for anything illegal and serve time for it.

Doing something illegal at any age is still illegal. If you're a little child, they won't do that. If you're a pre-teen or a teenager and you've been caught stealing multiple times, they will.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:57 No.5818016

>>5818013
In some countries like Somalia, bro. The rest of the developed world isn't as crazy as America when it comes to punishment.

>>5818014
Girl, please, you appear to have literally no understanding of the legal system.

>implying you'll get a prison sentence for stealing something once at any age at all. (obviously if it's not a car or something like a laptop, even then you may get a suspended sentence or a fine, it's never the first thought to send people to prison)

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:58 No.5818018 >>5818012 >for a little shoplifting >little Crime is crime. Any job worth having looks at felonies AND misdemeanors now. Shoplifting is no less illegal simply because you seem to think it's "little".

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:58 No.5818019 >>5818018 >thinking legal professionals don't view some crimes as being little or irrelevant. LOL

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:59 No.5818020 >>5818016 My sister works in the judge's office. Try again. Like I said, very small town.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:59 No.5818022

>>5818016
>child going to jail for one day is worse than a child getting the shit beaten out of her/him
wat

not that mother but would you rather have your kid doing drugs and stealing than sending him to jail one day for a little scare so he doesn't grow up to be like you?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)12:59 No.5818023 >>5818019 >thinking legal professionals are the ones who decide whether or not your criminal history affects your life

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:00 No.5818026 >>5818019 >Thinking that if it's between you or another applicant with the same credentials that they aren't going to pick the one without a record.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:00 No.5818028

>>5818022
Oh yeah, I forgot you cunts are American, at least in England we have a fair legal system where that shit gets taken into account.

>induring I am a Law student.

>>5818023

If you think about it getting a prison sentence DOES affect your life, so yes, they do.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:01 No.5818029 >>5818024 Your were 14. You only think it's wrong because it happened to you and you're still going on about "Waaah! I was just a child, they shouldn't have done this!"

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:02 No.5818034 >>5818031 >comparing breathing to taking goods without paying for them

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:03 No.5818035 >>5818031 >implying stealing is a necessary like breathing You have some fucked up priorities, girl.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:03 No.5818036

>>5818024
I'm not sure why you're so hyped up on fingerprints/mugshot/DNA. I'm from the US, and I had a passport when I was six years old (meaning my fingerprints and photos have been on file ever since then), and birth certificates usually list stuff like blood type, and if you have hair on your body you leave DNA everywhere you go.

It's not like any of that information was out of the government's reach before you became a criminal. Unless you're referring to the event as being traumatic?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:04 No.5818037 File: 1336583059.jpg-(47 KB, 462x462, 1333600595352.jpg) I stole a pack on condoms while on work experience at 16, never got caught. You guys just aren't sneaky enough.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:04 No.5818038

>>5818031

As soon as something becomes illegal YOU MUST DEMONISE IT. For example, MDMA used to used as a psychoptherapy drug, it helps cure PTSD and it's a lot safer than alcohol but because it's illegal people have a shit fit about it, like what is happening here.

>>5818036

It's scary how easily you all conform..

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:06 No.5818044

>>5818036
This. Here in America it's not a big deal. You need to give fingerprints and photos to the police anyway as a child if you're part of that program that keeps that on record in case you ever go missing or anything should happen to you.

Hell, you need to give more personal stuff just to get a job. They look at your records, make you do mandatory drug testing, etc.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:07 No.5818048 I love how mad amurrca is getting in this thread. America: The only country where it's okay to shoot people on your lawn but if a kid steals some liquorice you call the party van.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:07 No.5818053

>>5818042
lolwut. Girl, get over it. You were a teenager that caught stealing. For all they knew you were a repeat offender! So what, they put you in a car, took you downtown and took your personal info. That's standard procedure in case they catch you doing it again. Get over it! At your age you should have known better, you dumbass!

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:08 No.5818055

>>5818031
This is a completely retarded analogy, but since you genuinely appear not to understand, let me explain:

I'm not concerned with the "right" or "wrong" of a law. There are plenty of laws I think are wrong at all levels of legislation, and I'm part of groups working to change them. However, thinking a law is wrong is not an excuse. You can't tell a policeman "Oh, sorry, I don't think a little shoplifting is a big deal, so you can't arrest me."

My approach is based in reality, not idealism. A law may be wrong, but it's still the law, and if you break it there are still consequences. Thus, to avoid consequences, avoid breaking the law, and if you happen to be lucky enough to live in a country where the people's voice matters, work to change laws you don't like.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:09 No.5818057 >>5818042 While the laws can sometimes be a subjective moral dichotomy, I can't condone thievery just for thievery's sake.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:09 No.5818058 >>5818048 I think it's more, look how mad Cunt-Master is getting over getting in trouble with the fuzz when she was an innocent child that didn't know no better.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:10 No.5818060

>>5818042
wow
just wow
you're unbelievable
you're pathetic
cunt master
i'm sorry your parents never loved you and twisted your mind into thinking stealing was alright at a young age
but it isn't sweety ok?
you do NOT want your child going to jail, you want them to have a good life, get a good house, get a good job, and get a good wife/husband
not be a crackwhore because mom never helped you
please never have children, you're ridiculous, you would be an awful mother just like yours.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:10 No.5818061 >>5818054 >nothing to hide, nothing to fear Sounds like good logic to me. I've got nothing to worry about since I don't do stupid shit like risk getting taken downtown over a cheap bottle of varnish.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:11 No.5818063

You do all know that in the real world they don't always care that you 'hurrr durrr broke the law', I've smoked weed whilst talking to a police officer, you know why I didn't get arrested? Because nobody gives a fuck about that law. So yes, some laws people just don't follow because not everyone is as brainwashed as some of you are.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:11 No.5818065 >>5818058 this i think about 50% of this thread is her without her trip on, samefagging a defense spoony, nobody thinks theft is ok. at 14 you should have known better

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:11 No.5818067
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I could never nick items from a con. Well, maybe I could, but i know that even the dealers there are selling ridiculously marked up items to support themselves. The AA, though, deserves better than that. Otherwise:

>Don't take anything you can't conceal on your person until after you've past anyone who will want to see some proof of sale.
>If you're going to slip something into your pants or pocket, make sure you're in a blind spot to both cameras and other people.
>Most superstores have security, but if you do the above well enough and act like you aren't jacking their shit, you won't be suspected in the least.
>Vanity items like jewelry and electronics are where security gravitates and/or watches on camera more.

That's all I can think of right now. And I know that in America, if you get caught trying to shoplift an item valued under... $20 I think, legal action can't be taken against you. Chances are they'll remember your face, though.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:13 No.5818075 >>5818065 Her fingers must be sore as FUCK. That or you're just mad people disagree with AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:13 No.5818076 >>5818037 Why on Earth would you need condoms at 16?

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:13 No.5818077

>>5818060
>good house
>good wife/husband

American dream right there, brothers. I bet you're all scared of a national health system in case you become commies too. It's adorable how well the propaganda machine has trained you all. INB4 Spoony, I would trip but it would create more dramu.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:14 No.5818081

>>5818063
You still COULD, though. Completely legally.

You can't just bank on everyone sharing your views. What if that cop decided he didnt like you because your skin color is different, so he enforced a law he normally wouldn't care about?

You wouldn't have SHIT to fall back on, because YOU were the one breaking the law.

>mfw weed is totally legal where I live
>but my point stands

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:14 No.5818082 >>5818081 >because your skin color is different PUT IT BACK IN THE DECK.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:15 No.5818083 File: 1336583700.png-(412 KB, 600x337, 8.png) >>5818074 You don't understand. IT'S AGAINST THE RRRUUUUUUURRRUUUUUUUS. But really, stealing at any age is bad and you deserve any PUNISHMENT for doing such an AWFUL thing.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:15 No.5818085 >>5818081 Nah, sorry, bro, but this was at the annual Jamaican carnival, people of all races smoked in front of all the police you can imagine in one place, just in England you're not going to get arrested for it unless you're moving big quantities.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:15 No.5818086 >>5818075 I'm from Ireland, but ok

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:16 No.5818089 >>5818077 It's everyone's dream, pal. Unless you wanna live in a small apartment with a person who doesn't love you or you want to be alone forever. I'm guessing you're like those people in their 20s who are like FUK LUVXD

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:17 No.5818093 >>5818076 lol, this guy wasn't having sex at 16.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:17 No.5818095

>>5818089
Oddly, I'm in a very loving committed relationship, I just don't think it's right growing up to be a 'wife', that part of American culture makes me sick, you have people getting married at 16-21 and I find it repulsive that people would think it's ok to commit the rest of your life to someone at that age.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:17 No.5818096 >>5818089 Not that anon but I don't care where I live or what job I have because unlike you American'ts, my life doesn't revolve around money.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:17 No.5818097

Can we all just agree that while most of us have stolen at least once in our lives, we've got no one but ourselves to blame if we get caught and dealt with by the police?

Steal if you want to steal, but don't be a Cunt-Master and bitch about how wrong it is that you got caught. Especially if it's over a $1 nail polish, because damn that means you're just a terrible thief.

Also, don't steal shit from conventions. That's just wrong, especially if you're pinching stuff from Artist Alley.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:18 No.5818098 File: 1336583897.jpg-(756 KB, 2736x2052, chillin.jpg) Yo chill the fuck out guys.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:19 No.5818101 >>5818095 >obviously never heard of gypsy brides Most of those girls don't even finish high school and get married off before they're even 18.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:20 No.5818102 >>5818097 >most of us have stolen at least once in our lives Surely not.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:20 No.5818103 >>5818101 >implying anon is a gypsy They aren't people anyway.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:21 No.5818104
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>>5818095
young teen dumbasses =/= all of america
Not our fault you think you're in love all the time, and America isn't the only one.
America isn't "the devil's land". Hell, I hate America and I would happily move to europe but really get over yourself.
Fine, in a good home, with a good job, and a nice girlfriend/boyfriend.
>>5818096
>life doesn't revolve around money
>???need money to get things/have an apartment???
Is your mom's basement comfy, anon?

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:21 No.5818105

>>5818100
To be fair, if you're a chavy cunt they probably will do that, if you're decent, they wont.

>>5818101
Haha, you think they're respected members of British society and make up anything more than 0.2% of our population? They probably take up less and we all hate them because of that shit.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:22 No.5818106 >>5818104 Oh you're so witty, I see what you did there, you took my statement that my LIFE DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND MONEY and you pushed it so far it became ridiculous! That was cute, where did you learn that?!

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:22 No.5818107 >>5818103 Actually, no I was implying that anon going on about how young American girls get married and the 'wife' culture clearly has never seen the culture where it's all but expected that by the time a girl is 19 she's already wed and on her second child.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:23 No.5818108 >>5818106 Is that your best comeback anon? Really?

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:24 No.5818110

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Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:24 No.5818111

>>5818107
Come off it, retard, I grew up around gypsies and the sensible ones just didn't do that shit, it's not like you have to. Nobody is MAKING you have a family by the time you're 19 anywhere in the world, you're just following the pack like a good little sheep.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:24 No.5818113 File: 1336584283.jpg-(93 KB, 784x461, 1307210823223.jpg) >>5818067 >>5817984 >>5817383 These few posts actually pertain to the thread. Everyone else has a cactus in the vagina or a potato in the ass. >ITT: moralfags bitching about stealing.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:25 No.5818117 >>5818109 >I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LOGICAL POINTS, I WAS UPSET ABOUT THE WAY I WAS TREATED FOR COMMITTING A CRIME This is what you sound like.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:26 No.5818118

>>5818108
Was that yours? Honey, when somebody says their life doesn't revolve around something, what it means is that that thing is not the most important thing in their life - not that they reject it and all it's implications. Do you get it now, or shall I say it real slow?

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:27 No.5818120 File: 1336584433.jpg-(46 KB, 500x281, 1330564924726.jpg) >mfw I considered eloping to England for a civil partnership with my girlfriend and just realized Cunt-Master is from there

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:30 No.5818122 >>5818109 Sorry but that sounds like standard procedure for any other person they've caught stealing so I don't see why you're acting like it's insanely wrong that they did it to you. You weren't a little child that didn't know better, you were 14.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:32 No.5818126 >>5818100 >thinks theft and corrupt police shakedowns are totally ok >breaks up with a friend because she smokes a totally harmless substance around her baby Congratulations Spoony, you are officially the most fucked-up person on /cgl/

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:32 No.5818128

>>5818121
>shotgun wedding
That's actually the American tradition of a groom being marched down the aisle to his pregnant wife with the barrel of a gun being rammed into his back by his new wife's enraged father. It's how my parents got married actually, just this version involved my dad knocking my mom up and then his father threatening to call his commanding officer if he wouldn't marry her. We call that a military shotgun wedding.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:36 No.5818135 >>5818130 Sounds about right to me. God save the queen.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:38 No.5818142 >>5818130 >>5818130 >wtf am I reading Please... Just. Stop posting. That's the most mature thing you can do now.

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:44 No.5818160

>>5818138
It's not done much anymore but it tends to be a Southern joke since back in the day that was the only way to make it right. You get some farmer's daughter or some rural backwoods girl pregnant and she was unwed, her daddy would come around with his biggest gun and either shoot you or make you marry her in order to make it right.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:46 No.5818166 >>5818121 their =/= there they're =/= there You need this. http://www.theretheyretheir.com/

>>	Enzo !!3W33Kst+Jux 05/09/12(Wed)13:47 No.5818170 File: 1336585627.jpg-(62 KB, 364x298, 123213780824.jpg) >>5818152 >2012 >not getting blazed with your newborn

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:48 No.5818175

So I guess it's ok to murder and rape as a child because "I was 15, I didn't know any better!"

The fact that people would use that as an excuse for any crime just demonstrates how little sense of responsibility women have for their actions. No wonder they're so fond of accusing men of rape when they're worried they'll be called a slut.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)13:49 No.5818178 >>5818121 That means the chick has to be knocked up

>>	Cloaked Figure !SNIGGErLOU 05/09/12(Wed)14:00 No.5818202 Cops don't dare touch me because they scare shitless of racism because they racist deep down

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)14:02 No.5818209 >>5818202 They think you're going to stab them.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)17:11 No.5818748 lol @ cunt!master deleting all his faggot posts

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)17:21 No.5818768 >>5818748 >his

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)17:42 No.5818872

Don't care what people in this thread are arguing about I'm just mad that people legit think getting a rush from theft or just enjoying stealing things = kleptomaniac.

It doesn't. I know, I legit have it and it's balls. I walk out of stores with little things in my pockets all the time that I don't remember putting there.

Don't blame your theft on a legit mental disorder. You're not a klepto, you're just a freaking thief. And if you get caught, really you have no one to blame for yourself.

>>	Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)17:45 No.5818885 one time I stole a Batboat toy from my next door neighbor. I'm pretty sure his mom knew. But it's ok, because he and his other friend stole my Pokemon Blue and all of my brothers' Pokemon cards before while I was showing them how to play Command and Conquer

Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)17:59 No.5818979

haven't read the thread but i work (higher up/management) at a grocery store that isn't even that big of a chain and i can safely say that kids stealing candy/makeup does NOT have any effect on raising prices or firing employees (unless the employees are the ones stealing). that being said, yes i know right and wrong, and, yes, some big corporations "deserve" it by marking up prices on some items that target specific groups (not talking about race specifically btw and not suggesting some races steal more than others). there is a store in my hometown that charges significantly more than the MSRP than everywhere else in town on certain stuff. also, saying stealing is wrong in every circumstance? sure smells like privileged moralfags in here. our loss prevention dept will blatantly look the other way on homeless people stealing basical necessities. tl;dr, you guys are retarded and know nothing about chain retail stores.

that being said, "kleptomaina" isn't an excuse/something that "forces" you to do stuff. just sayin

>>	Cunt-Master 05/10/12(Thu)09:32 No.5821868 >>5818748 I haven't deleted them... have I been banned?

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)09:35 No.5821873 >>5821868 Janitors can only delete posts. So, unless you've just committed ban avoiding by changing your IP address, you were, obviously, not banned.

>>	Cunt-Master 05/10/12(Thu)09:40 No.5821886 >>5821873 I haven't changed my IP, I just woke up actually after a super long dream about being a superhero.

Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)09:42 No.5821889

I fucking love doing it, but got caught by accident (tripped in a store, my messanger bag released it's contents.)

;-; grand theft, anti shoplifting device (Alpha S3 Hand key), misc tools of the trade, etc..

;_; 10,000$ bond, different city...

Yet I still do it, the sad part is I don't fall under klepto.. (and neither do most of you.)

Klepto = stealing for the rush of stealing without any real need/want for the item being stolen.
Thief = Wanting to steal the item for personal use.

Look it up in the DSM bitches, also look the other stuff-- you'll have tons of mental conditons you CGL bitches.

>>	Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)09:43 No.5821893 >>5817917 HBO = owned by Time Warner = LOL.

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