im bored i wanna draw luvmonkeys bs
wat draw

>>5813554
Draw her and her "marble" sink since that seems to be the newest lulz.

Wow , she looks a lot like PT there.

>animal abuser

As much as I'm reluctant to label someone with something that serious, she and her family are at least guilty of animal neglect because they let their cat suffer and then die from untreated upper respiratory infection which only happens when there are bad living conditions.

>>5813566
Normally I don't sling it around either, but neglecting an animal to the point that it dies of a probably simple respiratory disease sounds like abuse to me.

>>5813557
im having a difficult time drawing that
i give up

Waitwaitwait. I know about the cat thing, how she faked self-harm and her marble sink. But racial remarks? Identity theft? Suicide attempts?! Cancer?! Someone explain this shit to me.

what if ashley started dating pt

>>5813586
Yeah, I've never heard about the racism thing, either

>>5813595
Thank god it's impossible for them to reproduce.

And the marble thing

>>5813603
She once said something about all asians working in beauty salons or something. There's a screencap but i can't find it right now.

>>5813586
>racial remarks
One of her more..unique...nail designs got reblogged on Tumblr, the people commenting used gifs with kpop idols and Oprah and Prince as reactions and Ashley went on her Facebook and remarked that the people doing it were "probably trashy black girls and asians that were unhappy because they had to work in nail salons." Also on an outing with her mother two black teens were outside the store and Ashley said on her facebook that she had felt threatened by them and expected to get mugged.

>identity theft
Not strictly identity theft but she has used her mother's facebook without her knowledge and sent messages to friends and even posted on her own wall, pretending to be her mother.

>suicide attempts
Last month Ashley said she was cutting her wrist and people called the local hospital and they set someone to check on her. Ashley would like us all to believe she got put in an asylum or something for a few days and now she's on medication but she was only gone two days so it's likely she got grounded.

>cancer
Her older half-brother was diagnosed with cancer a few years ago and Ashley, in a DA entry, remarked that it was a good thing because now he was treating her better. People got upset over it and Ashley backpedaled and said her mother had said that and Ashley had only typed it.

>>5813586
I don't have any caps on the racial remarks (something along the lines of blacks and asians needing to stop commenting on her nails because she wasn't as good as people who obviously worked in beauty parlours, don't quote me on that one), the suicide attempts were her previous 3 days of being gone and her going 'i'll just go sleep forever'. Caps here for the cancer moment, where she just backed up to defend herself by claiming her mother said it so it was alright for her to say it.

>>5813614
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting the failbook 'I got stalked by two black guys in a store' thing. Derp.

>>5813624
it's on failbook?

>>5814161
>I'm gonna suffocate myself with a pillow! YOU'LL BE SORRY THEN!!1!
She sounds like a kid throwing a temper tantrum because mommy and daddy wouldn't buy her a new toy.

>>5814161
You ungrateful bitch! Your mother just bought you a convention pass with the family money. Hell, your mother is throwing you a fucking Homestuck masquerade party for your birthday!

>>5814180
...and I just saw the dates on those statuses. I'm still mad though.

>>5813605

>>5814190
>>5814161
ASHLEY YOU'RE THE FUCKING SPOILED ONE HERE

Can someone fill me in about the marble sink?

Someone please show me a pic of the "marble sink"

>>5814203

>>5814190
>I kept whining to my mom to make me food
>is at least 15 at the time
>don't tell her what I want
>she makes something, I tell her I don't want it
>get told to make it myself
>GEEZ MY MOM IS SO SPOILED!

>>5814245
>>5814246
go see this post
>>5813479

>>5814203
>that feel when I'd date her

>>5814268
>contact lens cases

OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THEM

Hey, guys? I'm one of the people that helped create the ED page. I just wanted to let you guys know that we don't need a million different galleries on there.

Please put all deviantArt screencaps/works in the 'DeviantArt Escapades' gallery. The 'Gallery of Fail' gallery was meant to be for her Facebook posts and photos from her Facebook.

>>5814351

We can also make a gallery for her 'artistic make-up' and Tumblr shit, but don't make a gallery for every content article.

>>5814203

>>5814585
Seriously, this photo alone shows that there's hope if Ashley would just take the fucking time. She'll never be girly pretty but she can at least pull off the good looking androgyny angle.

>>5814687
Naw man she is hella bon diggedy ugly, especially in this pic. I call no hope.

>>5814585
I wish she'd dye her hair that color, it'd suit her so much better... but I know she'd never keep up with the roots, and it'd look like hell in half a months' time.

Is this the new PT?

>>5815120
Pretty much. She's as delusional as PT, but instead of being a Japanese idol she's a skilled seamstress/photographer/cosplayer and is writing her own autobiography among other dozens of ideas for things.

never been on a date,
never been kissed,
but she still has hope!

I hope this guy is a lurker, and I hope he requests something terrible.
>granted, whatever he requests will end up looking terrible because this is Ashley we're talking, but still...

sounds like a textbook psych ward case

someone get on this before she kills someone

>>5815192
>>5815184
oh shit hivemind

>>5815199
>>5815192
>>5815184

fucking awesome!

>>5813566
You're a fucking moron. Upper respiratory infections aren't caused by "bad living conditions" any more than maggots are caused by rotting meat.

Not taking it to the vet and letting it die is abuse, yes, but don't pretend like animals can't get sick in perfectly normal places

>>5815192
was gonna say nothx to the free req, but if you guys have any suggestions throw them at me? if it amuses me i might submit it.

>>5815192
>>5815184
>fancy dreamers
Ashley please no
Just do the regular fucking dreamers I doubt you could handle lace, beading, etc, etc

>>5815778
See if you can request pix of her "cut"

she could look like chloe moretz if she tidied herself up

sigh

>>5814351
uh also whoever tried to make that one gallery have two collapsable portions, that's not how that shit works. and the general ED format for collapsed galleries is 4 before the break. someone better fix that shit.

Just saiyan

>>5815975
Already on it.

>>5815950
And lost a few pounds, she can do to shed some of that baby fat off her face

>>5815885
I really hope that 'blood' was made from one of the many recipes for non-toxic blood.
Although, she would be the dingbat to use costume blood in her mouth...

>>5815778
I got one. Tell her to do Death Eater make-up with the symbol on her arm.

>>5816008
well you generally can buy non-toxic blood at most costume shops, actually that's the type usually sold.

My local shop sells some that tastes like mint. Not that you should drink gallons of the stuff, but at least if you get some in your mouth it's not gonna harm you.

>>5815778
THIS. THIIIIIIIIS

>>5816024
I wonder if she'll try to hide her eyebrows with liquid latex and end up ripping both of them off.

>>5816024
can she even pull that off? considering the quality of eyes she draws on her magnum opuses...

>>5816024
I'm so bloody tempted to do that now, but I have to study for a course I'm failing.

>>5816024
I second this.

>>5816044
That's why it'll be hilarious.

>>5816055
It'll take like less than 5 minutes I swear.

wtf is wrong with her?!
tuck those fucking loops in your shirt!

>>5816657
What sort of sick make up test is this? "I haven't bathed in a few months look how cracked my lips look" test?

And I bet she thinks the loop things are part of the shirts decorations...

>>5816657
How the fuck did she manage to get THAT MUCH on her shirt?!

animal abuser?

>>5816657
Fuck the straps... DAT FUCKIN UNIBROW :(

>>5816710
Welp, I'm retarded.
I meant how did she get that much makeup on her shirt...

>>5816657

Pretty sure those are there to put the shirt on a hanger. I have some with skinny straps that won't stay on a hanger, and they have those so they will. They're supposed to be neatly tucked away however lol.

>>5816657
Uh...am I seeing things, or did she attempt to use contouring to give herself cleavage?

>>5816734
I work in retail. They're excellent for keeping clothes on the hangers so when people are inconsiderate and paw through the racks they don't knock all of the clothes off.

However once you buy a top that has those loops, you don't have to keep them if you don't want to. It's okay to cut them off Ashley, not show them off.

>>5816747
That reminds me, I need to cut them off some of my shirts. Everything I buy from one particular shop has them, even for tshirts. Thanks for the reminder.

>>5816745
You know that dark ring around a fat person's neck that makes you wonder if they ever bathe? Yeah, knowing Ashley, probably that. And LOL, trying to contour cheekbones that aren't there.

>>5817117
Oh lawd, the potential.

I just... I just want to pin her down and pluck each and every individual hair from her upper lip. Each time I pluck one I'll remind her of why she is such a bad person and why this is happening. I'll leave her, bare but bloody. I will then be satisfied that the caterpillar that once inhabited her top lip was gone, for now

>>5815192

>Syn

Why am I in this picture

She really would benefit from a bit of thinning that hair out, she looks more feminine after I move it off her face.

>>5817125
This sounds like some kind of alternative porn.

>>5817129
it's ok bru, that was my reaction too when i found out i wasn't the only one with that handle.

I don't think there's any way to make this brooch without making it look like poop. She's gotten a lot better with this, but even the 'good' example from that other person looked like a steaming pile. Bad color choice, original creator.

>>5816657
I notice she had to cut her bangs again after she got latex in them...again.

>>5815885
>>5816657
every time i see her lips, i just see this
pic related

>>5817117

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense

>>5818626
Ugh fuck meant to include this

I feel so sorry for whatever poor sap gets tricked into getting one from her

>>5818652
Hopefully if her friends are old enough to be getting married, they're old enough to tell Ashley's mom/Ashley being her mom on facebook no

>>5818652
>come one guys, through me a bone
>through me a bone
>through

>>5819608

>>5819608
>modern day Amish
>modern
>Amish

Girl, do you even know what Amish culture is like?

>>5819620
>>5819620
>>5819620
NO ASHLEY YOU REALLY FUCKING SHOULDN'T

>>5819620
If you actually have to ask people, that means you already have no desire to cosplay it for personal reasons and instead you just want to attention whore. But then again, this is Ashley who says she's going to cosplay something new every day.

>>5819655
This is actually a really big pet peeve of mine.
When people know nothing about what they're going to cosplay and they're only doing it if it's popular.
I can be a bit more forgiving if it's a video game and you don't have the money to buy it or the station, but at least watch a playthrough or something.
But really, how hard is it to get online, look up the anime/show, and watch it?

No, please don't

>>5819695
Ashley's notorious for this. She's already admitted she's cosplaying Feferi and all she did was read the character info page and the only bits of the comic she read were the ones with Feferi on it.

>>5819701
One of those stars is going to end up in her mustache, I bet you.

>>5819701
No wonder Ashley only ever has old/cheap make-up. She bitched about how expensive that liquid latex was and yet she used it all up before she even left the house for a convention. Imagine what she'd do if her parents actually bought her expensive make-up.

>>5819718

>>5819756
She still would look like crap

>>5819732
Ohgod LOL. I can't wait.

>>5819782
I get the feeling that if she actually knew anything about makeup, she would groom those fucking eyebrows

>>5819620
If she cosplays Ritsu, Mugi or Nodoka I will scream.

>>5819817
No doubt she'll do Mio
if she's doing it for attention whoring she will

Crap, I missed the marble sink thing and the thread is gone. What's that about?

Also I think someone should try and get her on Drag U... I want RuPaul to slap a bitch

Lol iz not dwirty gauiz

>>5819894
jesus christ

>>5819894

>>5819894
Excuse me just passing this thread, but I must ask..what the fuck am I looking at?

>>5819923
Her sink with fake blood in it

>>5819629

maybe she's confusing them with Mennonites.

>>5819864
Ashley claims her sink isn't filthy, it's just made of marble or marble patterned.

>>5819923
This uh...lady's...? Sir's...? Person's...? Beast's...? Thing's? sink.

>>5819894
How is that marble? You can clearly see there are black marks UNDER the white grime.

Her sink is filthy to the point where it's LAYERS OF FILTH.

>>5819944
Why did she put metallic eyeshadow on her mustache ends?

>>5819942
>>5819894
NO GAIZ, THAT'S JUST WHAT REAL MARBLE LOOKS LIKE! I'VE SEEN LOTS OF MARBLE SINKS BEFORE, SO I KNOW!1!

I NO HOW TO MAKEUP GUIZ! :D

Wow, this board is like highschool all over again...
*grabssomepopcorn

>>5819942
Made me google "red marble slab" and it doesn't resemble any of the images.

Can't tell the difference.

im so badass i dun even give a fuck man look at meh smokin my cigs yo

>>5820006
What the FUCK
How old is she anyway

>>5820002
not sure if being sarcastic so i'll just go ahead and say her sink is covered with dried up toothpaste (i wonder what from because she sure isn't brushing her teeth)

>>5820002
Yeah, clearly real marble is made out of months (years?) worth of toothpaste grime. Who is Ashley trying to fool? You can clearly see that it's toothpaste splatter.

>>5820006
I wonder if she'd seriously take up smoking if she knew she'd probably lose weight doing so.

>>5820018
Sorry, yeah I was being sarcastic. Hell, in the original picture you can see where she's scrapped some kind of brush through it and the whole sink has lines. That's not decoration, that's filth.

I NO HOW TO MAKEUP OKAY GWAD

>>5820019
>>5820018
Does... does that mean she NEVER turns on the tap? As in, she spits into the sink, then just leaves it?

>>5820030
What the fuck? What is that supposed to be?

srsly guize i no how to makeup srsly

So... why do you guys care about all this again?

>>5820033
Seems that way. It's the only explanation I've got. Her parents have their own bathroom so everything (clutter and disgusting mess) is all Ashley.

>>5820043
Because dramu is delicious.

>has wig for cosplay
>doesn't use wig for cosplay

>>5820043
Because Pixyteri ditched her heritage and so we need a new reality show to watch.

lolguise i'm hinata-chan, OMFG NEJI-KUN I HATE YOU!

>>5819982
>>5820030
>>5820041
>>5820052
>>5820062
where are you getting all of these?

>>5820081
Facebook of course

>>5820041
well... at least the white facepaint makes her giant schnoz a little less noticeable.

>>5820052
Is that the wig she said she was getting? Or was this posted before the contest drama?

>>5820199
Looks like a Halloween wig to me but I wouldn't doubt that was what she was getting given how cheap her other wigs look.

The obsessions of /cgl/ never cease to make me lawl.

>>5820010
She's 17.

>>5820199
>>5813544

she got that one around halloween at walmart and complained because all they had was kid sizes....so why did she buy one anyway? i dunno....

>>5819620
>>5819620
NO, BAD ASHLEY! Stop liking/pretending to like what I like!

>>5819620

NO GOD DAMMIT

bamp

bump!

>>5820882
bumpqmud

Ashley, if it hurts for people to point that out then you'd actually try to fix them. Not make excuses as to why you can't.

>>5821759
Nevermind she can just hide it.

Tho she's probably worried about us stalking her and capping everything.

Or maybe she should just shave her face.

>>5821759
i don't know if it's just me being paranoid... But we've said quite a few times that her eyes are very pretty (and they are). Her picture is now of her eye. Is she trying to do something? Like, appease us some way?

>>5821778
Honestly, I think it's fucking creepy to use just your eye as an icon.
'lol im watching u gaiz u better not say anything rude about me see that insanity here thats all for u bby'

>>5821778
She'd do anything to get attention so people saying her eyes are pretty means that if she makes it a focus of attention [IE her icon on DA] then others will have to think it's pretty too.

She really would be pretty if she just took care of herself but she seems to be too lazy to want to do that. However, her attitude kind of contributes to her ugliness so she would need to change that and chances are that will never happen.

I'm still shocked that Ashley actually got defensive over people asking her why she was buying convention tickets just after her whole thing of her parents being broke. They don't trust her enough to let her go one state down for a convention (and cites that they don't have the money either) but they're willing to let her travel from Virginia all the way to Florida for a convention?

>>5816745
No that's probably a dark line of hair going down her chest.

>>5816657

No, I can see it to. She clearly has a line drawn down her chest, it started up around her neck (kinda hangs like a necklace). Why on earth would she give herself 'cleavage' like that?

I couldn't resist
>>5816657

>>5821759
it makes me a little sad that she didn't respond at all to the other comment on the pic.

>>5822086

>>5822117
Oh my shit that's creepy

>>5822117
Thanks :D

All I did to this picture was remove her unibrow, facial hair and dark circles, and look at that. She doesn't look bad. Jesus Ashley, clean yourself up.

>>5822133
Someone should send her a note with this. Maybe if she stops looking like shit, she'll stop acting like shit because of an increased self-image.

If she got a nose job, got rid of the facial hair, she could get away with being pretty. She needs to lose the weight, MAYBE a chin job if her losing weigh doesn't make it smaller and she could be a knock out.

>>5822133
This. She could actually be pretty if she tried but she can't even be assed to clean her own bathroom.

>>5822133
Holy crap. She actually looks cute here.

>>5822171
Nice shoop, she looks great!

I wish I lived near her, I'd befriend her and take her to get a wax and a makeover and she'd look so cute. It's amazing how good you can look if you clean yourself up.

>>5822171

Oh my, she looks pretty adorable.
Her eyes are nice, as pointed out.

Someone should shoop her more masculine.
With a square jaw and more manlyness. Oh the lulz..

Liquify... liquify... liquify...

>>5821759
oh man what the hell...I am koisuko.
I tried being nice to her but she just doesnt give a fuck

>>5822699
Holy shit, somebody teach this girl how to apply makeup.

Can we stop with the shitty shoops?

LESS SHOOPS MORE DRAMU

>>5823178
This.. I know Ashley isn't easy to shoop, but the majority of these in the majority of threads look worse than the original

First tiem in /cgl/, see this, checked out ED.

You guys know how to party!

>>5823245

I don't even cosplay or care about japanese fashion. I only come here for drama threads.

>>5823245
Welcome to the cgl, feel free to take your complementary shit brooch, made by ashley

Her DA seems to be lacking in drama but knowing her, the FB is full of it.

Anyone have Facebook updates?

It's my guilty pleasure, when I see them, to see that rarely anyone comments on her many-a-day posts.

bump

>>5821759
BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HAD NOTICED BY THAT POINT

So... is she dead?

I don't think I've ever followed this girls drama before, but how did it start?

I think I vaguely remember it's beginnings... like, she made a turd looking jewel out of acrylic paint and hot glue or something and flipped her shit when somebody told her it looked bad.

Is that the one?

>>5824224
There used to be someone who saved all the old threads into rars, but I don't remember the link.

Just sent her a note asking why she never shaves her face.

will post results.

>>5824231

Do you mean this?
http://www.mediafire.com/?hm32jtglcd7s1/

>>5824305
Looks like it, thanks.