it's all in her hair...

Okay, I've been chatting about this with a friend.

Ashley claims:
>house is falling apart (cracks in ceiling, kitchen floor sinking, etc)
>family owes money
>faced losing their house in the past three weeks
>never has money for anything, which is why she has to sell commissions

Ashley blogs about:
>going out to movies
>getting new make-up
>getting books
>getting stuff for cosplay
>going to multiple conventions
>buying hotel rooms for friends

Ashley owns (with proof):
>XBOX
>laptop
>Nikon camera
>camera gear
>Tablet
>iPod
>expensive cosplay/make-up products/tools
>tons of fabrics and materials

I don't see how you can be THAT poor and still afford all of those things.

>>5793741
>we're poor as fuck guys
>have no money
>have to move out if we don't get cash
I can understand having a second hand xbox
but a fucking ipod

Girl needs to invest in a vacuum cleaner instead of fucking nails and ipods.

>>5793737
>I COULD SMACK SOMEONE
>who?
>NO ONE WHO DESERVES IT ENOUGH TO BE MENTIONED.

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Luvmonkeys
^This needs to be updated:

>Temporarily fooled /cgl/ with bullshit cutting story
>How that's pretty much confirmed by now that it's bullshit
>Evidence: Lack of photos, meds, etc
>A new section dedicated to her horribad hygiene, as mentioned by anon in last thread
>Cosplay contest hilarity

>>5793756
Who is this person that is the first to comment on her statuses...
And why does Ashley not suspect them?
Why is she so fucking stupid?
>>5793752
I have a second hand ipod. I got it from a friend because my old one started pausing mid song then starting again with an ear blasting rush of the song. It wasn't enough of a problem to get a whole new one. Ashley is just a cheapass who wants a new ipod for nothing.

>>5793761
you forgot
>A section for her sewing and commissions examples.

Cause pic related makes me and my friends cringe every time.

>>5793756
>invasion of my privacy
Her a facebook with probably over 100 friends and it's set to privacy: friend of friends which doubles who sees it and refuses to actually delete people.
>I thought they would have stopped after I tried to kill myself
Refuses to show any proof of having done so.

http://cosplayidol.otakuhouse.com/2012/05/north-america/ashley-bennett-draculaura-from-monster-high/

>Votes: 4

Bet you all four are Ashley.

>>5793805
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150798493492137&set=a.10150798490147137.436400.15120842
7136&type=3

Hell, the person pointing out how shitty her costume is has more likes than her entry.

>>5793792
>friend of friends

Oshit, really? I'm so glad I have a couple of mutual friends, I hadn't said a word to Ashley.

>>5793834
I remember someone saying that a few threads ago, dunno if it applies to seeing her updates (I don't use Facebook much so no clue what the term is) but I know you can see her photo albums and stuff.

>>5793770
Someone actually commissioned her?
Are they blind?

>>5793976
It's more like
>"GUYS I'M POOR COMMISSION ME!"
>" You don't like the quality? TOO BAD. PAY ME OR I'LL SUE YOU."

>>5793976

Agreeing with >>5793991

Ashley doesn't get commissioned. She swoops in on friends that mention needing to get things made and pretty much pesters/guilts them into commissioning her and if they're unhappy she still demands payment.

Way back when all this started, she even said (on the subject of her clients being unhappy with her skills) "Well if they don't like it they can just fix it themselves!"

>>5793805
>Country : North America

North America is a continent for fucks sake, it seriously is not the same thing as the USA.

>>5793750
I really fucking hate her Feferi
it's fucking horrible
>those are fucking Condesce horns, get a smaller set
>shitty skirt
>shitty glasses
>shitty crown
>shitty wig

I remember from the last thread there was a picture from the cosplay picnic and all the cosplayers looked pretty meh.
I plan on moving to Virginia is this to be expected there?

Straight from her tumblr blog

>>5793770
dat seam puckering

>>5794445
wtf am I looking at

also, link to tumblr plz

>>5794448
asherbeeproductions.tumblr.com/

>>5793770
What did she do to that thing

>>5794425
Hey, VA dweller here. It really depends on what part of Virginia. If you live near NOVA, you won't see much of that around...maybe at the mall sometimes but that's a really rare occasion. Green moon occasion.

>>5794486
>>5794447
You should see the bottom of it. One side is at least 2 inches higher than the other and she blamed the mannequin.
Sadly i don't have it saved, but if someone would be so kinda as to post it...

>>5794466
Wait...that medusa...is her?!
Did she just gain a lot of weight?

Ugh. She is incapable of doing anything remotely correctly.

>>5794534
No that's one of the people she considers to be her friends that she overly shoops.

>>5794534
No, that's a person from the cosplay picnic meet-up. If it was Ashley the costume wouldn't look accurate.

>>5794539
WHAT DID SHE DO?

BITCH, WE DID.
I personally sent you 3 videos where I got the same "I've seen those. Thanks." dismissal.

>>5794558
I assume she glued them on and then tried to take them off... and then she ripped her actual nail.

>>5794539

She didn't really rip her nail.

>>5794574
That's not her actual nail she ripped...
Hence "Ripped nail attempt" So for once she's actually managed to do something correctly.

>>5794574

Are you being serious? If you're fooled then maybe she actually did a good job...

>>5794574
She got the idea from this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP7_VXTO6Zk&list=PL539769B6E006A24F&index=3&feature=plpp_
video

>>5794595
>>5794595
Apparently so. Yay Ashely you can make fake ripped nails! Because that's useful for.... something.

>>5794694
Maybe she wants to be on Face Off.

>>5794381
She doesn't even have her horns anymore. Last thing she said about them was she LOST THEM in her house.

>>5794531
>gets paid to make a costume for a customer
>customer wants their money's worth
>"It's MY person preference so if YOU don't like you, you can fix it yourself!"

Great customer service there, Ashley. Can't imagine why no one commissions you anymore.

>>5794880
let's face it she didn't lose them something else happened
like she fucked them up

>>5794906
That's what I'm guessing. She probably tossed them down somewhere and probably sat/stepped on them.

>>5794910
I wonder what they were made of

>>5794929
Some other people made them for her so they were probably better quality than you'd expect.

>>5794934
and yet her fatass managed to break them

SOMEONE
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
PLEASE
TELL HER TO SHAVE HER MUSTACHE
IT IS KILLING ME TO SEE IT
I WANT TO SHAVE IT FOR HER

>>5795090
We all do, anon. We all do.

>>5795090
She won't do it. She just horribly bleaches everything. I doubt she shaves any part of her body.

>>5795114
What con was this by the way?

>>5795114

Actually she recently made a post about how her dog licks her legs after she shaves them.

>>5795126
Either Anime USA or Katsucon.

>>5795172
I'm shocked. She'd take a razor to her legs but her mustache/unibrow is off limits?

Someone needs to dedicate a section about her hygiene (the hair on her face, tidiness of house etc.)

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Luvmonkeys

>>5795272
Eh, I would but I don't have a ED account. I'm okay at writing stuff so if someone's willing to post it and add all the little extra bits, I can type it up here along with anything else needed?

>>5795114
I don't get why she doesn't pluck.

I mean I have a stache, probably almost as thick as hers and I pluck it regularly. It's so easy and after a while it barely hurts, the hairs just slide out. They don't come back any thicker and there's no real ugly stubble or anything.

It's not like she's adverse to pain (ie her duct tape boob escapades) so I don't see what's the problem.

>>5795284
I got your back bro. Go for it. If you guys can wrassle up a good pic or two to go along with the section that'd be swell.

>>5795296
I'll get right on it but here are some images from the last thread that should work
>>5783421
>>5780942
>>5790318
>>5790369

>>5795289
This. I have a stache yet I pluck it, or in times where that isn't feasible, shave it. Hell she can go to a salon and wax it, or buy a numbing creme gel.

Bleaching her eyebrows is just dumb... If she'd just buy one of those mini personal trimmers her eyebrows would look a bit better. Of course, she'd use the lowest setting and end up looking stupid, but still would be better.

Is just me or does her leg shaving post seem like something she posts after letting that shit grow for months?

>>5795296
Need to update the suicide threat part too. Still says we have no idea what happened to her.

>>5795359
... I don't shave for months (well, weeks). I exclusively wear jeans and tights if I'm wearing a skirt though.

>>5795296
Ashley puts as much effort into her appearance as she does her crafts. Due to her extremely low pain tolerance to anything that isn't slicing her wrists while responding to DeviantArt comments at the same time, her facial hair has been allowed to grow to the point of putting a boy going through puberty to shame.

Refusing to pluck or even shave her eyebrows, Ashley resorts to bleaching it instead which often results in doing nothing more than making her ungroomed brows stand out even more with a mixture of yellow and brown patches. Her mustache doesn't even get that much care and more seen than not, only concealed by caked on foundation and powder. In one notable instance, Ashley applied liquid latex to her forehead and eyebrows and upon removal, ripped out a chunk of her eyebrows. Probably the closest thing to a proper waxing she'll ever achieve.

(one more part coming)

>>5795477
As bad as Ashley's personal hygiene is, her family home is supposedly far worse. People that have been unfortuante to visit this level of hell have reported copious amounts of animal fur and a heavy stench of pet urine. These claims are backed up by Ashley's own photography where she all too happily uploads photos of her living space while being completely blind to how disgusting it actually is. The worst areas of the house as we've come to discover actually are Ashley's own domain including her bedroom, workroom, and bathroom. The family pets have also suffered from these poor living conditions and in one of Ashley's own blogs she mentions one of the cats eventually dying after prolonged suffering from "a breathing problem like...a cold I guess" that more than likely went untreated due to Ashley's claims of their family's financial situation.

>>5783544 (screencap about her cat)

>>5795483
Mkay,added it.

Found some stuff for her ED

>>5780836
Workspace photo

>>5786105
poop art

>>5789760
Art theft claim

>>5795677
The art thief thing is already up on ed, I'll upload the other two

>>5795677
holy crap, in the workspace photo... are those black 'threads' on the floor... hair?

>>5795721
We assume so.

>>5795358
the thing that bothers me the most about her bathroom are those contact lens cases. they look like their filled with mold

>>5795114
Perhaps her mother or someone is making her not shave it? I have a stache(and a little bit of hair on my neck, oh genetics y u do dis 2 me), and when it started to get more prominent when I was thirteen, my mom wouldn't let me shave it off or anything. She'd make me bleach it, thinking that it would become a manstache if I shaved it (which it didn't). She even went so far as to make me bleach my arm hair for a while. I got GROUNDED and a stern talking to for shaving my arms even. Man that made me mad as hell. I digress. I suspect someone in her family is pressuring her not to actually shave it, and is giving bleaching as the only option. Which honestly, I almost don't blame them solely based off of her craftsmanship. It takes a while for bleach to mess up your skin in one sitting (even if it does) and if the mix is imbalanced, it won't work. It's not like she's putting sharp objects or hot wax to her face.

tl;dr: perhaps a family member is pressuring her not to shave it and to bleach instead, and maybe it's for the best that she doesn't shave her 'stache anyway, judging by her handiwork

>>5795749
Oh god.

>>5795763
Surely they would trust her with tweezers?

the worst that could happen is she pinch herself

>>5795763
Her mom is pretty well groomed so I doubt it's that. Ashley just doesn't seem to care. She has pictures where she's shaved her mustache off and her unibrow but then 90% of the time she just lets them grow wild.

>>5795642
Also if someone wants to write a little something about her commissioning/sewing abilities etc and lik me some related images I'm still willing to post on ED

>>5795809
Also what was the conclusion to this?:

>The Day /cgl/ Stood Still

>For a long time, Ashley drama remained pretty normal, many people, including the tripfag from before had lost interest in Ashley. That is, until one anon decided to call her out on some of her shit. The main subject being her claims of abuse from her father. Points were made and just when Ashley was finding herself backed into a corner, she mentioned she was slitting her wrists at that very moment. When the anon threatened to call the local hospital, Ashley even had the gall to say she wanted to go to the 'nicer' hospital because she liked it better.
>What Ashley didn't expect were several anons calling said hospital, reporting her suicide threats and requesting the police to be sent to her doorstep. /cgl/ held its breath and waited for a lulzy Facebook status...and yet it never came. Hours passed and finally, an entire day went by without one single attention-whoring post from Ashley. Rumors circulated that she was dead. Many speculated she was not dead and was in fact, grounded. As of right now, nobody truly knows what has become of our beloved Poop Brooch Princess.

>>5793770
>>5794531
Definitely use these. Typing up a bit about it now.

>>5795819
It's generally accepted that she's full of shit about cutting her wrists. Some anons called the hospitals asking for her, and her descriptions of her medication and the therapy she and her family had to go through were sketchy.

>>5795819
The conclusion was basically she stayed offline for two days but her "mother" posted a status to Ashley's FB saying she had been put in the psych ward.

When ashley came back she posted everywhere about her stay and her new meds and refused to show where she had cut herself.

>>5795777
True, but plucking that area is a bitch and a half as far as sensitivity goes, it takes forever(she doesn't seem the patient type) and she probably "can't afford" proper tweezers.

>>5795807
My mom is very well groomed as well, but yeah I see what you're saying. I guess it is just her not caring. I wish she would, just the removal of the mustache and the grooming of her eyebrows would make a whole world of difference. She'd probably feel buckets better about herself. I feel kind of bad for her over the hair sometimes, because I'm a victim of gorilla genes too. But then she shows her ass and I stop caring.

>>5795819
http://insomniac-of-heart.deviantart.com/journal/#/d4x4n70

her journal of what happened.

>>5795763
I don't know... she seems to have a lot of freedom.
For some reason I can't imagine her parents letting her dress up the way she does and allowing her to rub her face up and down the cosmetics aisle but not letting her do something about her facial hair.
I honestly think the thought hasn't occured to her, or she's lazy, or she's afraid of hurting hersellf. Which is a funny notion considering the whole "I'm going to cut myself" scenario

>>5793770
I'm sewing retarded. Why is this bad? The puckering?

>>5795902
Puckering, uneven sewing, shiny cheap fabric, strings everywhere. They tend to get worse the closer you look, I'm sure someone has the full sizes of these.

>>5795902
Puckering, fabric choice, fucked up sleeves (look near the shoulders), uneven (look at the right front and how it lies versus the left front), and just overall sloppy as shit. I can't believe she gets commissions let alone sends what we've seen to the people.

I know you have to start somewhere, but that somewhere is making costumes and learning from mistakes on your own costumes. Then you get to a good level where you can make costumes that look better than what the patron, who typically is a non-sewer, can do him/herself. Right now, her skill level probably matches her patron's. That is not supposed to happen.

>>5793770
I may just be having the dumb, but who/what charater is that monstrosity meant to be?

>>5795902
Look at the shoulders, man

>>5795961
Ayame from Fruits Basket.

>>5796004
Fucking wow. Why would she choose such a shiny cloth? why not something more matt?

Oh, found a cap of Ashley pretending to be her mother to make a girl take Ashley back as a roommate.

>>5796004
Oh my god, I would have never guessed

>>5796020
>she accuses my husband of abuse which is a legal issue
>it's okay though because she's just spoiled
>my daughter isn't crazy, don't label her
>she's just a drama queen

Yeah, sounds like something a mother would totally say.

>I thought they would have stopped after I tried to kill myself
HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF?
AREN'T I JUST SUUUCH A VICTIM?
DID I MENTION I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF?
NO I CANT SHOW YOU PICUTRES BUT TRUST ME I WAS BULLIED SO HAAAARD AND SUICIDE WAAAA

Am I the only one who thinks it's so odd she's willing to freely spout out on FB something about what should be a rather distressing action she "took"?

>>5795849
Maybe her mother pressured her to get rid of it a lot? When my mother used to go on at me about plucking my eyebrows it just made me more reluctant to do anything about them.

>>5796042
Well that's just silly.
I still think she's just afraid of the pain though

>>5793770
>>5796004
Got a close up.

>>5796067
She also used her mother to make sure it fit and said it looked fine on her.

And the infamous "Potato Sack Dress" and another look at her workspace room. That crumpled pink coat in the back is another one of her costumes.

>>5796067
>that puckering

Oh god. I horked.

>>5796066
Yeah, it was pretty idiotic, it was like doing something about it was admitting there was a fault or problem though, which is something we know Ashley cannot do.

Broach-chan's poop headband.

Brilliant Ashley Idea #874673428
>dyeing her BLACK wig RAINBOW

>>5796081
>so much stray thread

>>5796114
Color Theory: You're doing it wrong.

Ashley fanfiction.. about using the bathroom.

>>5796114
HAHAHAHAA..Ohgod, does she even..
How does someone think that's even possible.

>>5796114
DYING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

>>5796114
Someone please ask how she's going to do that.

>>5796127
>public bathroom
>hetalia
>vomit
>fanfiction

THE HORROR

>>5796090
Her Nyotalia Russia to be correct
>>5796067
>>5796081
>dat thread
>dat puckering
>dat everything

>>5796067
>>5796081
Her excuse as to why it looks like this.

Question:
I plan on learning to sew and make my own costumes. How does one avoid this puckering fiasco?

>>5796155
WHAT.
WHAAAAAAAAAT.

The night Ashley showed up and then fucked herself over.

>>5796171
Use enough thread.
When you have more fabric than thread, it causes bunches. Good for ruffles, very bad for everything else.

>>5796155
Oh I would love to get in to a Historical debate with her and pick out everything she learned from Hetalia and her own assumptions.

>>5796160
I hate that she has to make excuses on EVERYTHING. Nothing is ever her fault and that the universe is conspiring against her to make her look like a bad person.

>>5796171
Just make sure to match up your seams and pin everything securely. Then go slow on your sewing machine.
If you're using a really slipper or stretchy fabric, you may want to do a baste stitch. Basically you loosely handstitch the seams before sewing it with your machine so you know things aren't going to shift.

I get the feeling ashley doesn't even own any pins.

>>5796183
Aha! How does one make sure they use enough? Is it the speed of the machine or something?

Why yes, I've never sewn a damn thing in my life aside from Home Ec where they don't tell you shit aside from "Make this".

>>5796198
Ahh, thank you so much!

Would it help me to take a sewing class as well?

>>5796160
>>5796081
>>5796067
hurrdurr it fit my mom!

>>5796183
That doesn't make any sense. If you pin everything correctly and go slowly, having a shortage of thread just means you're not going to make it all the way to the end of your seam.
It doesn't automatically create gathers.

>>5796205
If you have access to a class, definitely go for it. At the very least they'll teach you how to use a machine and follow patterns.

>>5796205
Yes, they can help.
But depending on where you go they can be pricey.

What's this? Decent help in /cgl/? In an Ashley thread?!
Hory Sheet!

>>5795809
>Ashley's sewing/commission work for the ED article

Ashley's love of crafting fine goods and professional attitude have made her a popular commissioner among friends that have been guilt tripped into hiring her and then paying up front for their costumes only to end up stashing them away in the back of the closets, too ashamed to be seen wearing them in public.

Her costumes come in a one size fits all design, skipping out entirely on the measurements of her client and instead using her own Jersey Shore reject mother as a dressform to ensure that everything she makes can comfortably fit everyone from the anorexic to even the largest landwhale.

Ashley chooses only the best fabrics for her costumes and when asked about her preferred materials was unable to name what fabric she used, probably because she's too money hungry to spend anything more than to pay for what she grabbed from the discount bin at Walmart. She can make an entire costume in a day which speaks tons about her sewing ability. She comes from a long line of seamstresses which includes her grandmother who is a professional and can "Sew just about everything!" but still hasn't taught her granddaughter how to hem fabric, leaving poor Ashley to turn to Facebook instead to see if anyone can explain this mystical process to her.

>>5796081
what fabric is that anyways?
It looks like lining I would find in really shitty vests and jackets

>>5793761
Geez you guys are strict about eyebrows.

>>5796248
Got it

I really think Ashley needs to pick up a sewing reference book from book store or even the library.

Hell there's ones with pictures she just needs something to help her

>>5796261
Sateen

>>5796261
It looks like poor quality polyester satin.

>>5796264
No one would care if she didn't do close up make-up tutorials and refuse to do anything about her eyebrows while doing them.

>>5796171

for a machine you need to make sure your tension is set correctly. if it's wonky then you get the pulling ...and NEVER EVER pull your fabric through the machine. Let it do it for you at it's own pace. Other wise you also get that bunching.

>>5796286
Thing is, I think she already saw a bunch of tutorials on dA or youtube and such. She's just... unteachable.

>>5796286
No, she's beyond help.
There's making mistakes and not knowing how to fix them, and then there's belligerent halfassery.

To be honest, I think she's also got some kind of motor skills disorder. She can't sew straight, she can't paint neatly. She's spending hours and hours on things that would take anyone else 10-15 minutes, and it all comes out looking like shit. This is beyond laziness, she physically can't do anything right.
She retarded

>>5796318
>spending hours and hours on
Yeah I highly doubt thats the case, she is probly lying, knocking things up in like an hour tops, then thinking "wow i'm a creative genius" and claiming she spent all this time on shit, or only working 15 mins for every hour she sits in front of it imagining it turning out awesome and then projecting that fantasy on the trash she actually produced.

>>5796375
Even so, her work looks like it was made by someone who's disabled.

>>5796393
Or someone that just doesn't care. Ashley openly admits she rushes things. Her brooch that made her /cgl/ famous in the first place looked that bad because she got impatient and globbed on hot glue to make it dry faster. She's like that with everything, needed instant gratification. The quicker she finishes a project, the quicker she can show it off and get attention.

>>5796127
IIRC from an old thread that was, not only a toilet fanfic, but also an Mpreg fanfic.

>>5796540
Only Ashley.
I feel like at this point that her name's become an adjective, and whenever someone does something retarded like her, I'll just think "That's so Ashley."

Since this whole dramu episode started, I sat back, lurked, enjoyed, and now I'm kinda thankful. Ashley and I were similar physically; the overweightness, awful eyebrows, ect.
/cgl/, you guys going on about her appearance inspired me to give a damn about my own looks. Since this started, I've dropped 20 pounds, started plucking my eyebrows, and got a haircut I didn't realize I needed, and it did wonders on my confidence. Thank you, /cgl/ <3

>>5796845
At least now we can say something good came of all of this. You are what we have hoped for Ashley, but something we will never get from her.

I have her nose.
I have her fucking nose.

My remaining self confidence has diminished completely.

Wait, so it hurts too much for a girl, that got 'taken into the hospital for slicing through half her wrist', to shave, wax or pluck her eyebrows?

>>5797097
The funny thing is, she got latex in her eyebrows, and she bitched about having to run around with half a right eyebrow.

On an unrelated note, I used to like the name Ashley, but after this ordeal, she's the only thing I'll be able to think of when I hear that name.

>>5796845
Aw! I know that feel, anon. I started taking care of myself after getting caught up in Ashley's crazy as well. Seeing pictures of her room one day I realized I was just as bad (had an empty hair dye bottle on my vanity table for months as well) and I went cleaning crazy. Now I can finally see my carpet and walk around without hopping over stuff.

Personal wise, taking way better care of myself even though my eyebrows are kinda thick, I still trim them. I crossplay and I have a convention coming up this summer so I'm reluctant to go crazy and pluck them smaller since it tends to look weird with male characters.

>tl;dr Ashley being horrible inspires us to make ourselves better much like watching A&E's Hoarders makes us clean our houses because we can't clean theirs.

>>5797067
There's nothing wrong with her nose though. She may be a fatty and not keep herself properly groomed, but that doesn't instantly make every part of her body bad.

>>5796845
That's great anon! I am proud.

>>5796845
>>5797564

I can't help but picture an infomercial. Picture this.
A gray, sad landscape. The only thing that stands out among the charred trees, stray dogs and piles of trash is a big, golden door. Suddenly, we see a girl. She is dressed in atrocious mallgoth wear, her hair is the definition of thousands of hair products gone wrong. With a shaky hand, she opens the door. What lies behind is the complete opposite. Her eyes open wide as she takes in the beauty of this world. Inside, a beautiful garden filled with many fruiting trees. As she goes deeper, there are many girls either working out, sewing or making coords. She keeps walking, but she bumps her black-head ridden nose on an invisible force field.

A voice from above.
"You, too, can enjoy the fruits of effort. The only thing that is required, is that you read this." Materializing out of nowhere, is a book. And etched in golden letters is "I am an Ashley no more". When she finishes, her gaze goes to the skies and with a joyful scream she proclaims.
"I AM AN ASHLEY NO MORE!" Tears streaming down her eyes.

She then crosses the force field and is offered help by everyone. They all laugh and cheesy music plays them out.

"You too, can become a better being. An Ashley no more!"

>>5797675

latest updates from her Otaku House Cosplay Idol entry.

>>5797675
If I could draw, I would so do a animated version of this. Oh god.

>>5797703
>>5797733
Haha, glad y'all like it! I wish I could bring this to life as well, but I got zero animation skills, just basic drawing.

>>5797675
Oh Christ this was epic.

And I take pretty good care of myself and my house anyway but after all these threads, I've upped the ante.
I'm due next week and my house is a weekend away from being "eat off the floor" spotless. That's how creepy her house is to me.
Also, I've started watching makeup tutorials on YouTube due to her "omgkawaii makeup jobs".
Which btw, even though I use Nyx too, she makes it look like clown paint. Wtf?

>>5797953
>used good kitchen utensils for a craft she knew nothing about
>didn't look at any tutorials before doing so
>wonders why her dad got pissed

>>5797953
No wonder she claims her father is verbally abusive. He's always yelling at her because she fucks up everything in the house that she touches. For god's sakes, this girl painted crafts on a good book that she sat on her bedsheets! Not to mention in one of her workspace photos there's a big spray painted rectangle on the carpet that was probably her doing, the sink in her bathroom is coated in multiple substances aside from hair dye, and her desk in her room is covered in permanent marker scribbles.

>>5797980
you know... its one thing if she was like, idk, 13-14 and did this stuff but... shes almost 18.
Ashley reminds me alot of this one chick(lets call her Shizu). Shizu was this -mildly retarded- chick that i was friends with and her spacey-ness was kinda cute when she was 19-20... then she got older, now shes like 24 and its just sad, and this chick honestly needs to live in a home or something. Anyway, i can see Ashley not "growing up" and forever being in this "pre-teen the world hates me, i should be given everything and not work" attitude. I mean, shes almost 18, does she have a job? Is she on well-fare? did does she have a GED?

>>5797992
If I remember her excuses correctly..

>can't drive
>no public transport/doesn't want to take it
>nothing in her area
>can't get work with her GED (someone mocked her to her face at a job interview)
>no well-fare
>uses all her money on shit crafts that she forgets about the next day
>dropped out of high school and eventually got her GED then bragged about all the great people that got GEDs and made it big

>>5798007
wow, sounds like shizu!
>I dont drive and i have 2 jobs
>uses the bus for college
Thats bullshit about the bus thing. I have alot of family in VA, somewhere THERE IS a bus that goes to Walmart. And the GED thing, they CAN'T not higher you just because you have a GED. Most job applications ask "Do you have a high school diploma/GED?" I dont remember that last app i filled out(retail wise) asking if i had either or like that. Now, in an interview they might ask you, but they shouldnt be asking you something like that depending on where you try out. Im pretty sure Walmart doesnt give 2 shits or any fast food place.

>>5797953
YOU DUMB BITCH.
It says on the fucking Resin thing to use some cheapo cups and wear face protection cause that shit be toxic.
I hope your dad beats you. I know my mom would if I used some house utensils for cosplay.
8/10
I'm pretty mad.

>>5797953
>>5798076
I'm curious how her dad even noticed. Knowing Ashley she wouldn't have said shit and let everyone get poisoned next time they had to use that to cook.

>>5798080
She probably threw it and he found it in the garbage.
That or he saw her using it...since part of me doubts they even have a garbage can in that house.

So when you're bored you complain that you're almost out of liquid latex and probably ought to save it... and then go and slather the rest of it on your face and apparently didn't learn from the first time you ripped out a chunk of your eyebrows and had to cut your hair because you got latex in it.

>>5798007
>can't get work with her GED (someone mocked her to her face at a job interview)

i am calling some straight up bullshit here. i have my ged as well and i've worked two jobs since i got it. hell, i even started my first job BEFORE i got it. interviewers never brought it up and it wasn't a big deal. why would they need to bring up her ged?

it is not hard to get a job, even if she starts somewhere like a grocery store or mcdonald's. bullshit bullshit she makes me so mad i'm very mad

>>5798087
Did she shave the moustache she claimed she couldn't shave?

>>5798134
think it's just bleached, there's hairs on the other side.

>>5797953
Has this been updated any? Dying to hear her excuses.

>>5796067
>>5796081

Lets bring back this beauty
Everytime I look at this comic I'm reminded of how much I love the cgl

>>5798175
Nope, but she's since posted other lulzy things so I'll post caps in a moment.

Besides the comments on her Draculara entry, I found an old entry she did in Otaku House from last year.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150211890937137&set=a.10150205862047137.328934.15120842
7136&type=1
Asspats all around.

>>5798321
GOOD
STOP COSPLAYING THEN
>>5798317
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY FANDOM

>>5798317
someone tell her to do a licker monster

>>5798321
COSPLAY is for fun
COSPLAY CONTESTS are for decent-awesome craftsmanship and looks and fucking sewing. NONE of which you have

>>5798321
>I entered a contest!
>Why are people pointing out the flaws in it?!
>Why are people taking a CONTEST so seriously?!

>http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150798493492137&set=a.10150798490147137.436400.1512
08427136&type=3

Ashley and her friend are getting pissy at people pointing out how flawed her costume are and are telling them to compliment her anyway.

Laura really needs to turn in her armor and stop white knighting. She is just a slayer of the lulz.

>>5798365
Well it was the same issue with her not leaking the intense nude shots that Amy Burton did because it's 'the right thing to do'.

>>5798321

...does she not realize that entering a contest means you are being serious about cosplay due to the effort put in?

Don't want your costume critiqued, don't enter it in a contest!

>>5798365
I don't think Laura realizes there isn't anything that's good about this.

>>5798326
>XD XD XD XDXD
At first I didn't understand why 4chan hates this emote, but now I do.

>>5798330
Best reaction pic

She shouldn't have entered the damn contest.
It would be one thing if she did it for fun and it was a bit more ACCURATE cosplay, but it isn't.
That fucking wig.

>>5798317
:(

I really want to go on there and say this:

Look, you have entered a contest.
contests have judges.
that means EVERYTHING about your costume is going to be judged, from inaccuracy to shitty sewing, by both the judges and those watching the contest.

Also Laura? for not calling cosplay contest entries out on missing items? you are a REALLY SHITTY JUDGE.

>>5798365
Someone should jump on their and remind Laura about how Ashley broke those Horns her boyfriend made for her.

That whiteknighting might stop almost immediately.

I tried to clean her face up a bit but I got lazuu.

She should of just asked someone to shoop in the pink stripes on her wig, then entered the contest.

>go to vote page
>she only has 3
So which two friends do you think gave her a pity vote? I'm assuming the 3rd vote is hers.

Is this Laura chick even a decent cosplayer?

>>5798465
She's probably as good as Ashley poop clumps with poop

I had to comment on the Otaku House thing. I HAD to. I couldn't help it. That Laura chick pissed me off so much I couldn't take it.

>>5798398
Silly, she didn't break them. She just happened to lose them some where. I'm sure they're just buried under a pile of laundry or stuck behind a door. Horns that size are so easy to lose.

>>5798475
WHAT DID YOU DO?

>>5798465
She's a semi tumblr famous Homestucker who is trying to run a panel at Otakon.
She has a bunch of drama behind her that people try to negate because "she's really a nice person, you guys."

>>5798482
I'm the other Laura. Just realized that I'm posting with my trip and my real Facebook, but what the fuck ever I don't care enough. I didn't tear into them because I didn't want to have them just start baw'ing, but it was hard not to.

>>5798464
It's funny because even with Laura's whiteknighting she hasn't even voted for Ashley. HA!

>>5798486
what sorts of drama?

>>5798464
She was on 4 votes earlier... meaning someone even bothered dropping their vote for her.

>>5798465
She wrote and ran a Bucket Full of Homestuck and helped and performed in Ask a Homestuck. Her and her boyfriend also started the huge Trickster Homestuck cosplays, which have just gotten obnoxiously over done

>>5798497
Something about nudes. IDK She's like 175lbs and her boyfriend looks like he's in the closet pretty far.
It's Homestuck, who cares?

Laura's tumblr:
http://terminallyxsadistic.tumblr.com/
If anyone wants to tripfag

>Ashley Bennett
>I'm not unwilling to take criticism, but the first couple of comments were just downright rude. Plus I've already found a wig I plan on buying once I get the cash.

>>5798497
She got this girl, Amy Burton, to cosplay Mello for her Matt after posting a thread in the RVA cosplayer. Amy tried to come on to her even sending her a zip folder of her nudes and her shoving toys and shit up her ass. After it came out Amy was a pedophile a lot of people went and asked Laura for these but she wouldn't give them out because she was friends with Amy's boyfriend.

Then something on Amy fucking a 16 year old girl after she couldn't find 'her girl' on the internet and when Laura started talking about it Amy said Laura raped her and started posting shit all over tumblr about it.

That's the only drama I know

Still doesn't change the fact she's shit at knowing what good cosplay is

>>5798533
not bad, dude.

>>5798542
>Then something on Amy fucking a 16 year old girl

This I'm actually familiar with. I contacted her boyfriend over it on DA after Amy's journal entries wanting to kill him came out. The replies I got were probably from Amy herself because they defended her despite the information making no sense.

The girl was 16 and Amy claims at a convention this girl raped her despite the girl being younger and smaller than Amy. Amy's boyfriend on the other hand claims that said girl was Amy's ex-internet girlfriend who had come down from Canada to stay with them for the convention. They never had sex but instead made out and that it was legal in the state they were in at the time.

>>5798559
>Amy was going to kill her BF

Wait, is this the same Amy that sold Ashley out?

>>5798559
She made out with her ex underage(16) Canadian girlfriend at Otakon

She touched and pinned down a 16 year old girl at a room party at AMA.

>>5798478
>Horns that size are so easy to lose.

>>5793750
Lol no.

Although, in a house like hers, yeah you're probably right.

>>5798566
Yep, the same one that was posting in these threads for a while.

>>5798566
Yeah, that's the same Amy. The one that posted here trashing Ashley a lot until people took a look at her own pages and discovered she was posting on sex sites to find "her girl" and had an unhealthy addiction to loli/shota that translated over to the real world.

>>5798566
One messed up individual.

They use to be friends in the fact Amy use to get Amy to make Ashley make shitty costumes for her for free and get free hotel rooms through Ashley's partents

>>5798533
There's no saving those sausage fingers.

Ashley Bennett And I'm not giving an additude, I'm just sick of everyone getting on my case. Hey, at least I made everything in this picture except the wig.
9 minutes ago · Like

OH MAH GAY.
Actually, you bought that shirt, and the skirt. Pretty sure you bought those boots and just poorly painted them.

>>5798465

Looks pretty shitty to me

>>5798633
>additude
No ashley, you're right. You're not doing math equations in an effort to annoy people.

>>5798595
And they're still getting married because Amy kept deleteing all the facebook messages anon's were sending to Cory's mother about Amy being a pedophile and dangerous.

Can someone comment on the picture like someone here said.
"You've entered a contest, obviously you're going to be judged on everything.'
Or something like that.

>>5798651
I hope to god they never have children. I actually feel bad for him because he seems to be completely innocent in all this and she's just way too crazy and using him to fulfill her fantasies.

>>5798632
I actually think that's a cute Tavros and Gamzee, or is Laura whoever that red thing is suposse to be?

>It's inaccurate because I was too lazy to fix anything!

>>5798524
Come on guys tripfag her!

>>5798677
Obvious vendetta is obvious.
Amy is that you?

>>5798668
Laura is the Gamzee, Adam is the Tavros.

>>5798676
Claiming she made it, despite proof to the contrary, then she gets defensive.
>It shouldn't be a big deal that I didn't actually make something I claimed I did even though it's totally inaccurate anyway!"

>>5798677
Shut up. Laura wised up fast and stopped defending Ashley so there's no reason to do anything.

>>5798677
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

>>5798632
I think she could stand to loose a few pounds, but over all it's a good costume and a good Gamzee. And that Tavros is adorable.

>>5798701
Even if she's not defending Ashley she is going to end up white knighting like she always does for people. Not to mention she's too fat to cosplay. Those are two good reasons for her to get trolled.

THIS BITCH JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAAAAND.

>>5798708
Your newfag is showing. We are not your personal army. You want someone to bother her? Go to /b/ and stfu.

>Ashley Bennett
>Well it wasn't intentional. I also figured everyone would be able to tell I didn't make the shirt.

>didn't intend to lie
>figured everyone would know she didn't make something in a craftmanship contest

>>5798715
Well that anon is the only one who doesn't like her. I don't either. And I don't understand how she is so popular when her costumes are mediocre at best. At shoots everyone wants to go up and talk to her. She doesn't deserve that.

>>5798720
In her defense, I don't think it's specifically a craftsmanship contest (I could be wrong). Someone on the page mentioned that wearing things you didn't make was ok for the contest. Just, as I said on the page, it speaks volumes about her character for lying about it and not giving a fuck.

Wait a minute, I swear Ashley said she made the shirt. Didn't progress shots and shit get posted here?

This: >>5798708
>>5798715
Seriously, fuck off.

>>5798720
So tempted to just de-anon myself on FB and copypaste good posts from here to Ashley. Those FB comments just aren't cutting it.

>>5798723
Ok?
You're not going to rile anyone up to go bother her.
You don't like her, go say something to her yourself.

>>5798727
>>5798727
Yeah, I just noticed that. When Living Ichigo got caught lying, they said they didn't check to make sure you actually made anything since the voting wasn't done by them but it's implied that the costume you're entering is one YOU made.

>>5798736
Fucked that up. Flip the quotes.

I like how she has enough money, transportation and time to get stuff to do commissions and cosplays, but can't work a normal fucking job.

>>5798741
Ah, ok. Makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.

>>5798739
Don't bother. Ashley comes here and reads everything so she can go whine on FB about how friends have told her the evil seagulls are saying this and that about her.

So what if Laura defends our precious poop princess later on? Just makes things more entertaining in my opinion. I mean really the fact she got slandered for rape and didn't put out nudes and probably other things about Amy. And that she is logically defending Ashley rather than insisting Ashley is in the right. That's almost admirable. If Laura comes up again later sure, fine, whatever, but as it stands now her cosplays are nothing to tear apart and even veer on being good.

So let's just stay focused on Ashley.

>>5798750
April C on the OtakuHouse page is giving away that she can see Ashleys statuses so it's only a matter of time before she comes looking for this thread.

>>5798745
Oh! About this, it reminds me I've got this from DA.

Also she's not attending Animazement because her parents won't drive her the 6+ hours to it, but then she said she's not going because she doesn't have the money, and also because she wasn't "mentally of physically fit to travel until the end of the month"

>>5798326
>>5798632
NO GET YOUR SHITTY ASS OUT OF MY FANDOM

Can anyone see Ashley's FB updates right now?

>>5798766
They fell behind her printer and broke?
That's funny.
That's actually funny.
The one quality cosplay item she has and she ruined it. She'll probably hot glue them back together. Ha. Hahahahaha.

>>5798757
No because Laura is a bitch and just as bad of a cosplayer as Ashley.

>>5798845
>Laura is a bitch
>posts pictures of her genuinely enjoying herself and those around her.

>She can't cosplay
>Pretty decent cosplay of Gamzee who looks high as balls, like Gamzee should, and well done body paint.

How about you go, start a new thread, and sit in your thread full of your mad.
By yourself.
Cause no1curr.
Shh, listen:


No1Curr.

>>5798845
Anon get your personal vendetta out of here. I have never heard a single negative thing about this girl.

Without fail, Ashley threads always end with me in bathroom tidying up my eyebrows and upper lip.

>>5798808
Working for me.

>>5798886
>fun
>fun
>fun

BUZZWORDS

Hmm, this is some delicious drama

has anyone seen her fantroll that got on the bad ocs list?

>>5798886
>>5798886
hate to say it but the reason why she didn't get any of this shit last year was because unlike Draculaura, her Latvia costume actually looked like it was supposed to.

"this fake wound isn't fabulous enough. maybe just a little gold will help?"

sure did.

>>5798968
http://insomniac-of-heart.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4y7gys

It's this one, but the badhomestuckoc's account got banned.

>>5798968
http://badhomestuckocs.deviantart.com/

Sadly the faves are not viewable.

geez

>>5798985
That's not terribly bad... but skin wouldn't clump up that much if so little flesh was exposed.
She needs to either take off most of the "skin" or make the flesh darker and bloodier.

>>5799005
>DC and Marvel comics
Which comic?
Which series or universe inparticular.

If this bitch doesn't know what 616 is, Marvel should not be on that "About me."

>>5799005
It's like she's trying her best to sound unique and everything but weeaboo.
Has she ever even mentioned liking DC and Marvel comics before? Or is it just because of the Avengers hype that's going on.

>>5798998
>I'm not a big fan on the "hour glass" figure.
>The OC has an hourglass figure

ok

>>5799026
inb4 she sees it today and adds Black Widow to her list of things to cosplay.

>>5799011
And if she cannot into Infinite Crisis then DC shouldnt be on that list either.

>>5799011
well, she prolly wants to cosplay a superhero or something, but hasn't found anything new she can ruin for everyone.

>>5798766
Whaat? Nooo! I so wanted some first hand experience to this dramu.

Also some /co/ elitism going on in here

>>5799034
We get it, /co/mrade. The Avengers hype is extremely unbearable right now, but do you really think Ashley's the type to NOT bandwagon onto something? Just look at how quick she got into the Hunger Games after the movie.

She's the epitome of shit-taste-bandwagon-hoppers.

>>5799030
>black widow
>Skin tight catsuit on Ashley

>>5799069
Why would you do that anon

"Marie Antoinette lives the life style you only dream of."

being dead is an awesome dream, ash
also marie antionette was a fucking bitch

>>5799069
why?

>>5799069

>>5798324
>picture taken from a distance
>took an entire 20 minutes to decide on shoot location
Wow... I bet she can't fathom the month it took my aunt to find the perfect location in the mountains for our family reunion pictures.
Cus a whole 20 minutes... thats like, wandering around 2 or 3 blocks, man. On foot too!

SO much hard work.

>>5798968
http://insomniac-of-heart.deviantart.com/#/d4y7gys

>>5799149
>marie antoinette
>a bitch
she was actually a very nice person. just stupid and very misguided. her last words were an apology to the guy scheduled to kill her after she stepped on his shoe.

>>5799069

hey guys I found her real tumblr
http://ashykins.tumblr.com/

>>5799389
So. Sad.
She's posting herself & responding to it.
I was embarrassed for her before... But this....

>also- fun with file names.

>>5799389
>>5799407
ASHLEY STOP

what the fuck is Narcasim?
is it some homestuck thing? google is suggessting i misspelt narcissism.

>>5799431
it's not a homestuck thing. it's more of an "ashley is completely retarded" thing.

>>5799431
Knowing Ashley she probably misspelled it and then when someone pointed it out she just decided to claim it as a new word.

>>5799441
You called it. Someone point it out to her now.

>>5799447
anons go
oh yeah, whatever happened to that Laura thread?
I remember seeing the butthurt on the front page when I went to dinner

>>5799453
It probably got removed for pointless vendetta.

>>5796067
That fucking unintentional PLEAT on the sleeve.

>>5799459
Its safe to say she probably didn't give a shit

Hey, someone should update the ED article with the facebook contest drama

>>5799453
It's a few page back. OP seems to ran off their tail between their legs when people weren't trash talking her.

>>5799477
I'll write it if someone will edit it in.

>>5799501
Go for it. I'll do it.
I'll be editing a lot of stuff anyways, to make it sound less like a gossip taco fest.

Do I even need to say anything?

>>5799516
Eh, this is all I got. Feel free to mess with it as you like.

>In her desperate need for attention and asspats, Ashley entered her unfinished and completely inaccurate cosplay of Draculaura from Monster High to the Otaku House Cosplay Idol 2012 contest, claiming that she was only doing so for fun and didn't take it seriously.

>Unable to get any votes that weren't from herself and having people point out just how bad her costume was, Ashley whined on her Facebook to get whiteknights before going to the contest page to complain to the commentors directly. Ashley was completely oblivious as to what entering a contest meant and got butthurt to the fact that she wasn't getting the asspats she so craved that she had gotten the year before with her only slightly better constructed Hetalia costume.

>As she does every other time someone points out how she creates piles of shit, Ashley made up excuses for everything from having the wrong wig and shirt to why people didn't have the right to point out the costume's flaws unless they were going to give her advice and tutorials on how to fix it. When all else failed she claimed that aside from the wig she made the entire costume until commentors proved that was bullshit to which Ashley quickly changed her story saying, she hadn't intended to lie and that she thought it was obvious she hadn't made the shirt.

>Ashley, being born without the ability to know whn to shut up, continued to whiteknight herself long after her only defender had made a hasty exit.

>>5799635
Alright, done.
Any well-written anons willing to reformat the ED so that it has more bullet points instead of just paragraphs? I feel like it's tl;dr all the time.

http://insomniac-of-heart.deviantart.com/journal/Just-to-clear-things-up-300072219

Oh boy she feels like she is being watched.

>>5799761
>I know from experience that sometimes near death experiences can open up a portal into other dimensions
What the actual fuck?

This thread's autosaging.
New thread!
>>5799776

>>5799389
You just found it? People have been posting from it for months.