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Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:10 No.5748674

GUYS GUYS GUYS! HOBBES CRASHED HIS CAR!
WHERE IS YOUR CHINK GOD NOW /CGL/?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:11 No.5748676 I hated that fucking douche

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:12 No.5748679 Did he die?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:12 No.5748680 >>5748674 taylor swift would never do that. if you want me to take this serious you're going to have to make this more realistic.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:13 No.5748683 Holy shit, hobbes looks just like Taylor Swift.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:14 No.5748686 An asian person crashed their car, well stop the fucking presses.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:17 No.5748696 Lol isnt hobbes like a super skinny asian guy that trolled cgl for like ever?

>>	Poolboy !!FxpWWedJUtg 04/22/12(Sun)01:19 No.5748702 File: 1335071974.png-(160 KB, 394x501, 1334091515161.png) >>5748686 i loled more than i should have

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:20 No.5748705 Who's athens, for that matter?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:22 No.5748712 >>5748696 He looks pretty big

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:26 No.5748721 >>5748712 proof?

>>	Obasu !!++TjZVQQYgt 04/22/12(Sun)01:29 No.5748732 This is the second car crash he's had this year. Oh well, at least he didn't die or cripple himself.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:31 No.5748738 File: 1335072703.jpg-(12 KB, 289x268, hobbes.jpg) >>5748721 dayum the black shorts and his friend pretty cute

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:34 No.5748754 File: 1335072889.gif-(597 KB, 320x192, bruce.gif) >>5748738 wannabe B.Lee

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:35 No.5748755 Wow a Hobbes thread? Is he still popular enough to make threads dedicated to him? I'd rather see a Hobbes thread than a Dakota thread to be honest.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:36 No.5748757 who is hobbes?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:36 No.5748760 File: 1335073010.jpg-(25 KB, 600x375, 526280_344526772279002_1000016(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:36 No.5748761 >>5748738 Hes cute more?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:37 No.5748762 >>5748738 411 and stalker info on this guy?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:37 No.5748763 File: 1335073048.jpg-(17 KB, 600x375, 564262_344526788945667_1000016(...).jpg) >>5748760

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:37 No.5748765 >>5748755 surprised as well, I havent seen the ol'chap for awhile now. >>5748757 He was /cgl/'s Boxxy more or less.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:38 No.5748767 File: 1335073092.jpg-(17 KB, 600x375, 401596_344526812278998_1000016(...).jpg) >>5748763

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:38 No.5748770 File: 1335073136.jpg-(25 KB, 600x375, 306601_344526842278995_1000016(...).jpg) >>5748767

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:39 No.5748771 please, Hobbes is so 2010.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:39 No.5748773 File: 1335073168.jpg-(29 KB, 600x375, 545860_344526862278993_1000016(...).jpg) >>5748770

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:40 No.5748775 File: 1335073201.jpg-(25 KB, 600x375, 562758_344526875612325_1000016(...).jpg) >>5748773

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:40 No.5748779 File: 1335073237.jpg-(20 KB, 600x375, 72934_344526912278988_10000165(...).jpg) >>5748775

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:41 No.5748781 File: 1335073272.jpg-(22 KB, 600x375, 575173_344526932278986_1000016(...).jpg) >>5748779

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:41 No.5748782 File: 1335073313.jpg-(25 KB, 600x375, 563300_344526952278984_1000016(...).jpg) >>5748781

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:44 No.5748788 >>5748773 Ahahahaha

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:44 No.5748792 File: 1335073490.jpg-(26 KB, 685x388, guys.jpg) >>5748762 >>5748761 sec im trying to rip more pics from his fb skype: cjk760 FB /everytimechampion Real Name: CJ Knapp Online Handles: Hobbes/Hawbz/ Yellow_Thunder

>>	shaynii !j79tVmQJnU 04/22/12(Sun)01:46 No.5748799 Thank goodness he's alright. This world needs kawaii Hobbey in it.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:46 No.5748800 Hobbes shitfaced at AX being as gay as ever featuring God. http://youtu.be/K0VPMH5adzw http://youtu.be/Nq8_G735X0g

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:47 No.5748801 File: 1335073625.jpg-(62 KB, 720x960, boys2.jpg) TC: /cglchat2

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:48 No.5748805 File: 1335073732.jpg-(46 KB, 480x640, gf.jpg) I think this is his girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:49 No.5748806 I'm just sitting here waiting for pics of his dick to surface. I'm shocked we've gone this far into the thread without seeing it yet.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:51 No.5748809 File: 1335073909.jpg-(65 KB, 960x720, skinnyhobbes.jpg) He looks super skinny here.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:52 No.5748813 I used to like Hobbes, but then he went all dick on me and we got into a fight and apparently we've never forgiven each other so fuck that kid.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:52 No.5748816 >>5748755 I say for every 3 Dakota/PT/Ashley thread that gets posted on here, we make a Hobbes thread. Let's make him the Kawaii King of /cgl/

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:53 No.5748822 >>5748809 >>5748738 So how does a cute guy cause so much trouble I hear of?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:55 No.5748828 File: 1335074134.jpg-(24 KB, 640x480, 428199_321895547875458_1000016(...).jpg) >>5748813 go on.... >>5748822 well because we have bitches like you feeding his ego + more of his GF

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:57 No.5748833 >>5748816 second.png

Obasu !!++TjZVQQYgt 04/22/12(Sun)01:58 No.5748838

>>5748805
>>5748828
Ok I knew I was going to have to do some whiteknighting in here...

That girl is actually Dildoes/Jake's online girlfriend. She is good friends with Hobbes/CJ because she lives near him. He is friends with her younger brother shown here in this pic on the left.
>>5748792

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:00 No.5748844 File: 1335074440.jpg-(61 KB, 540x720, hobbeswithwhitekid.jpg) >>5748838 oh! I just see him and her always posting on each others FBs

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:00 No.5748846 File: 1335074444.jpg-(93 KB, 810x562, 401769_340399749358371_1000016(...).jpg) I want Hobbes to be our Kawaii King.

>>	Obasu !!++TjZVQQYgt 04/22/12(Sun)02:03 No.5748855 >>5748844 They just hang out a lot, there is nothing going on between them. Dildos is actually flying down to Florida to visit them next week. I look forward to seeing what shenanigans they get into.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:04 No.5748863 >>5748855 So Hobbes is banging Dildoes girlfriend? respect.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:06 No.5748872 File: 1335074796.jpg-(83 KB, 720x960, hobbes2.jpg) k I ran out of hobbe pics

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:10 No.5748881 God he is fucking adorable

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:10 No.5748884 File: 1335075053.jpg-(23 KB, 201x200, 1315498064739.jpg) >>5748872 unf

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:12 No.5748891 >>5748792 loooool the white guy looks like a dinosaur!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:13 No.5748896 File: 1335075217.jpg-(80 KB, 960x640, 402700_10102342395387754_93068(...).jpg) Hobbes is a huge faggot because after being kicked out of both of his parents' house, he was adopted by a gay couple.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:14 No.5748903 >>5748896 hnnnnnng I just want to put my hands in his coat

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:17 No.5748909 Hobbes is one of the biggest fucking douchebags to have ever come here. I sincerely wish he had been killed in that wreck.

>>	God !BrODINgKJM 04/22/12(Sun)02:19 No.5748913 >>5748909 dats not nice

Hobbes !FLASH5v5tM 04/22/12(Sun)02:21 No.5748927
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>>5748909
fawk you cheeky cunt m8 lettuce be reality n tell me wut i did to you.
btw this thread, lawl 6/10
I will be your Kawaii King ^_^)V
caz im a moe motherfucker.
The girl is ma biffle 5eva
My car is ok.
I am getting pretty thick n solid.

>>	Obasu !!++TjZVQQYgt 04/22/12(Sun)02:24 No.5748940 File: 1335075857.jpg-(42 KB, 960x720, 429966_272325666175981_2723251(...).jpg) >>5748927 Then show us some PTSD Pretty Thick and Strong Dick.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:24 No.5748941 >>5748913 Truth hurts, dunnit?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:33 No.5748967 >>5748806 Second. I've heard that he used to post his dick online all the time last year but I missed it.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:33 No.5748968 File: 1335076430.png-(6 KB, 400x400, 1275468006768.png) >>5748828 "go on" what...that's the end of the story I'm just saying I hate that kid and maybe if he wasn't such a douche, including being so whilst driving he wouldn't have gotten in an accident

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:34 No.5748970 File: 1335076455.jpg-(89 KB, 750x600, 1279304885340.jpg) ...

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:34 No.5748971 File: 1335076489.gif-(999 KB, 245x250, tumblr_m1gv9cStAJ1r7tg8vo9_250.gif) I do not like hobbes, sam i am

>>	Sandwich !Kd9ZSo7SyQ 04/22/12(Sun)02:35 No.5748973 lol

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:37 No.5748982 I have a big lesbian crush on Hobbes.

>>	Smoker !HOZlQYR1MY 04/22/12(Sun)02:37 No.5748985 Someone still loved you borris hobbes-ston.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:49 No.5749018 Are we seeing a revival in Hobbes around here? I never thought of him as a "Kawaii King" but he seems to fit the bill considering how much drama and attention whoring he can generate around here.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:55 No.5749028 File: 1335077757.jpg-(108 KB, 960x1280, s846l.jpg) All douchery aside I will say... DAT BACK.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:58 No.5749031 File: 1335077903.png-(258 KB, 452x549, HOBBES.png) >>5748967 >>5748806 You asked.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:01 No.5749037 >>5749028 Does he even lift?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:06 No.5749039 >>5749031 I can see why someone said they had a lesbian crush on him.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:14 No.5749049 File: 1335078866.jpg-(9 KB, 246x374, wtfcat.jpg) >>5749031 Does he... Shave his pubes? Or is this some CP shit and he hasn't hit puberty yet?

>>	RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V 04/22/12(Sun)03:15 No.5749050 >>5749037 He's actually on a pretty decent bulk. Fuck your couch.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:24 No.5749059 >>5748967 >>5748806 I'm putting this under a link because not everyone who is on /cgl/ is here for penis. http://i.imgur.com/bnTeX.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:32 No.5749064 File: 1335079933.jpg-(99 KB, 441x408, 1252860093178.jpg) >>5749059

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)06:53 No.5749566 Bump for our Kawaii King!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:06 No.5749798 LOL

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:14 No.5749828 >>5748674 >>5748674 Mother fucker did that twice already. bye bye to his dodge charger. Mommy gonna get mad now, maybe ground him from working out again

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:17 No.5749835 >>5749828 hobbes is a serious douche bag, did you see what he did to chokelate and her wigshop?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:18 No.5749839 >>5749835 >>5749835 no, wanna post a picture?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:20 No.5749842 File: 1335097220.jpg-(383 KB, 820x801, Let me tell you why that’s b(...).jpg) >>5748968 BOO! Tell us what he did to you!

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:21 No.5749845 >>5748696 I think he appeared in 2008

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:22 No.5749848 File: 1335097357.png-(46 KB, 300x300, 1326158030300.png) >>5749839 http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=345051598893186&set=a.154301874634827.36294.1000016504529 43&type=1&theater He's vicious :c

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:27 No.5749855 File: 1335097636.jpg-(19 KB, 451x263, 1294191739390.jpg) >>5748792 Someone put whiskers and ears on the guy on the right, please?

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:31 No.5749858 >>5749848 >>5749848 hmm babo always seemed so chill and non threatening when she was on cam, shock to see another side of her

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:41 No.5749870 >>5749848 >>5749848 that entire conversation was extremely lolz worthy to read. Give me more this shit is gold.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:29 No.5749955 >>5749870 he really doesnt seem to troll as often. I heard after that stunt Chokelates business is kinda going bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:32 No.5749960 File: 1335101543.jpg-(28 KB, 435x590, 538653_341609255904087_1000016(...).jpg) How does he get a 6 pack that fast? Just last week he released this pic and said his abs are gone.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:33 No.5749963 >>5749960 Dem obliques.... hot dayum

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:37 No.5749971 >>5749960 starve

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:40 No.5749980 >>5749971 No it's because the Kawaii King has amazing genetics.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:41 No.5749982 >>5749955 What happened with the wig shop?

Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:47 No.5749989
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>>5749982
ok we all know how lolitas are cunts with self esteem issues. Hobbes basically went in and told some of them they're paperbag material and they'd never find a guy like him because wigs dont make them pretty when they're still overweight with a bad face. So if a lolita is called ugly in their new burando they blame the threads not themselves so they kinda stopped going back to her lockshop.

Hobbes: CJ Knapp: "Should of bought a paperbag from Chokelate"

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:48 No.5749992 File: 1335102528.jpg-(48 KB, 480x640, 577473_10151460099351992_72208(...).jpg) >>5749989 He was talking to this girl

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:49 No.5749993 >>5749989 Hobbes seems like an angry little man >emphasis on little

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:50 No.5749995 File: 1335102636.jpg-(15 KB, 700x174, XsG2W.jpg) >>5749993 I dunno dude, he's pretty big.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:52 No.5749999 File: 1335102722.jpg-(14 KB, 320x426, 398802_3639809717538_134314088(...).jpg) if I hit quads Hobbes' power level overwhelms pixyteris

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:55 No.5750005 >>5748896 First time I have ever seen Hobbes smile with out somebody else crying next him from the cause of him being malicious. cute

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)09:57 No.5750010 >>5749995 He looks like he's about 5'5 in his pictures

>>	ai-honey !eEQ3LJoZmM 04/22/12(Sun)10:04 No.5750023 >>5749992 Morrissey t-shirt. Eh, I would date her.

>>	Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)10:12 No.5750041 >>5750010 He's 6'1 1 sec I've been here since Maguma i'll write a fucking bio on Hobbes and possibly God and other trips but only have 30 mins

Hobbes Bio Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)10:27 No.5750061
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Hobbes:
DoB: July of 1991
Age: 20
Height: 6'1
Weight: 150-160lbs
Education: A.S.
Financial status: Middle Class
Vehicle: 2010 Dodge Charger
Location: Florida - California
/cgl/ related: Has been trolling/lurking/shit posting since the summer of 2009, falling in and out of /cgl/'s top crush list. Constantly picking on people about their physical features. "Pro confags" Hate him due to the fact he derails and goes into cglchat and disrupts everything. He does go to conventions and troll's IRL. Backed out of a fight from Lofi because Lofi got mad because Hobbes flipped the entire Zal thing into a shitstorm.

Troll level: 8.7/10 (Never cleans up after himself, only does it for the attention)
People that hate Hobbes;
Big Wes : Constantly bans Hobbes because Hobbes puts him on the spot and threatened to fight him at AX and Big Wes backed out

FangFox: Similar to Big Wes, was put on the spot, called out but he also instigated a fight between Fang and Alpha (Alpha backed out of a fight with Fang)

Solude: Made fun of her kid with autism

Monsterhunter: Constantly making fun of him for being a forever alone.

Ok I have to go I'll finish this later.

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