Fresh and tasty.

And finally this. I might post some older ones later.

Have fun reading, and to the people that have to suffer through all of this: Best of luck.

The fork story is by far the most satisfying and terrifying.

>>5733190

I agree. The other ones posted are pretty good as well.

This one time I was attacked by a weeaboo but I had like ten condoms on just in case. She smothered the latex with her sweaty grease tits but could not penetrate!

Welp.

It's weird to see a weeb horror story thread die unnnoticed.

>>5733026
Never read this one. How horrifying.

>>5733545

Yeah, it only had about 35 posts. But I think a janitor disabled bumping for it because it just wouldn't bump. It was really odd, so I decided to kill it and make this one.

>>5733561
The one who wrote it said she only told it once before. This screencap was made this morning.

Maybe in Texas they just aren't as outright physically violent because I've not heard a single personal account of being accosted physically, male or female. Granted, I haven't been to a ton of cons but I know a gaggle of cosplayers

One more before I pass out.

Good luck with training that GF of yours, bro

Bump, I feed off of these misguided and evil people. Heart goes out to the girl who got stabbed, damn that must suck.

So many of these stories are utter bullshit but damn it all, I want to BERIEVE!

>>5733595
Wow, that person had a lot more patience than me. I would have broken his nose the FIRST time it happened.

Does anyone have the story about the boy or girl in the wheelchair that was pushed into a pool?

>>5734056

I've read it before, but me being the silly bitch that I am didn't save it...

On last screenshot. Hurray for early morning lectures.

>>5734248

Fuck sleep for a few minutes. I rediscovered a folder on my HDD that is amazing.

It might not be completely cosplay related and it might be quite old, but I'll be damned if it isn't weeaboo horror at it's finest.

>>5734387
YAAAAYY!!!!!

and one more that might act as a supplement to >>5734248

I have now have 4 hours left to sleep. Good night, and enjoy.

mfw this thread

>>5734401

Da fuq did I just read....
I would not want to be her gay son.

>>5734387
I, i... Jesus, I'm dying. Thankyou.

bumping because there HAVE to be more stories like this.

Does anyone know or have the details of a con story where there was some chick at a rave and some dude spilled some chemical on her and it burnt her or made her blind? I don't know the details of it, it was posted about a year ago.

>>5734047
cuz ur so HARDCORExD

>>5735006
.....LOL no. Because I know myself well enough to know how I react when people randomly touch me in a place they're not supposed to. It's happened before. It's an instantaneous reflex that I don't think about. I flip my shit and injure whoever's nearest to me.

Why is it suddenly IM SO HARDCORE ECKS DEE when a person reacts to having their tits grabbed by smacking someone's shit? This is what I EXPECT to happen.

>>5734551

There is even more to come in a few hours.

Any original stories btw? It doesn't have to be special or anything.

>>5734957

Damn, I really want to read this one...

>>5735019
LAWL OK HXC XD
GETTIN AN ATTITOOD DERE

>>5736141
It's always enraging how many awful weeaboo horror stories involve some idiot fucking up a big event people have paid hundreds or thousands of dollars for.

I think we all know THAT PERSON in our own lives who has done something similar, weeaboo or not.

bumping to keep the dream alive

>>5735514
...I think I'll type mine up then. I'm new to this so give me a bit of time.

this thread will never die. MORE! MORE I SAY!

In high school I wasn't completely unpopular but I wasn't popular either, I had a swathe of anime tees from hot topic (forgive me for being so nerdy) but other than that I wasn't very weird.

One day a new girl moved to our school, she had a trigun shirt on, and I instantly wanted to become friends with her, because no one else in my school watched anime and was a girl.

She seemed friendly, if not a bit awkward, not shy, she was from the city, so I figured as a country girl this was how people from the city acted. I let her sit with me at lunch, introduced her around the school, she wore so many different anime shirts, I thought she was pretty cool one morning we were walking down the hall, I was sipping my coffee when she turned to me and told me "I have a secret to tell you." I looked over at her from over my coffee cup "Mmm?"

"I'm a goddess." She said, and I laughed, until I realized she was looking at me dead serious. I've been a scientist and an atheist for longer than I could remember, but for some reason, this bout of crazy didn't warn me away from her. "I'm a goddess, and I have the power to kill everyone."

"Okay, well, how long have you been a goddess then K.?" I asked

"I've lived for over five hundred years. My demigods and gods have protected me from demons." I took another sip of my coffee, I didn't know whether to laugh at her or call the cops. I continued down the hall, she spoke all sorts of crazy, but it was early, so maybe I was dreaming or hallucinating, or maybe this was a joke.

That was before things started getting crazy.

>>5736628

The majority of the day went normally, I got home and logged onto AIM where a person was waiting for me. I can't remember his name, it was long and complicated, but he had sent a swathe of IMs while I was at school, I read over a few before asking who he was.

"I am the god of time, I am older than the universe itself." He replied

Okay, okay, maybe K. had some friends from the city that were in on this joke. I argued with this person for awhile, and he finally settled and told us if I was a friend of the goddess that I should be wary of the demons that are coming to get her. I was like are you serious? But sure enough, after he had said this, someone else friend requested me and had another long and complicated name, asking where K was and how he could get to her, and if I didn't help him I'd be cursed.

For a 15 year old, this shit was fucking nuts.

I blocked everyone from AIM and signed off for awhile, putzing around on mIRC for the rest of the evening.

The next day, I was walking with K and she told me she was going to be kidnapped again, and the last time the demons kidnapped someone they didn't show up for weeks, I asked her if she was in real danger and she seemed a little shaken. I didn't really believe any of this but then she showed me a picture of a friend of hers, I googled his name, and sure enough, he had gone missing. I started to get scared of K and her little role playing friends. She told me that as long as I was with her, I'd be safe from harm. However, I wasn't a true believer of K's goddess status, and I started getting threatening phone calls from guys claiming to be demons and demi gods. The God of Time kept emailing me and IMing me.

How the fuck was I going to tell my parents I got involved with a bunch of batshit insane LARPers?

I finally decided the next day to tell K that we weren't going to be friends anymore. What a mistake that ended up being

>>5736662

The next day at lunch, I told her that I didn't want to hang out with her anymore and she stood up and proclaimed in front of the entire cafeteria that I was now an enemy of the goddess and I was to be punished, my normal friends stared at me because I was the one who brought her into the clique, I shrugged and ate my pizza trying to ignore her yelling.

People started hanging around the school that were in their late twenties and wearing dark clothing, they looked super fucking lame, so if they were demons, I feel bad for satan. I come from a very rural community, so there's no real rules for the school area. Finally one guy approached me, in a shitty trench coat and some band t shirt, it was a fashion disaster he grabbed my wrist and pushed me up against a wall "You have been declared an enemy of the goddess, you are now my minion." This guy had to be in his mid twenties and then he grabbed my chest.

I pushed him off and ran but he, even though he so out of shape, chased me across the parking lot and knocked me down, he was going to do more than just that, but a teacher had just walked out into the parking lot. He got into some shitty mom car and drove off. My teacher asked if I was alright, that's when I explained this whole crazy story.

>>5736680

K didn't talk to me the next day, even though I was all knicked up from some wacky mid twenties creep pushing me into pavement and trying to rape me. She seemed kind of haggard, dark circles around her eyes, she was wearing clothing she had worn yesterday. I wonder if the demons had gotten to her yet, after school I approached her and asked her if she needed any help.

She looked at me with haunted eyes and shoved a piece of paper into my hand that told me to IM a certain name asking for help. She ran off to the bus.

I didn't IM that name, K did not show up to school the next day, and the police showed up the day after that.

K had been kidnapped, and I was feeling super fucking guilty about it, because what if I could have stopped it?

>>5736690

She had been found a week later, a state over, and came back to school a fucking wreck, I would be a wreck too, the police said she had just run away, but I knew better, in some twisted fashion, she had been kidnapped by weird guys in their mid twenties.

She started screaming during lunch, I guess people would call it speaking in tongues, it was all jibberish and I told my teacher (the one who found me in the parking lot) what was going on. She told me to be careful, but I could handle myself.

The last day I saw K was when K started screaming at my best friend at the time about how she was going to fuck her boyfriend and I just had had enough, I told my guidance counselor the whole long story and she was committed to the mental hospital not an hour later. I mean, the people from the asylum came to my high school and picked her up.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't be friends with people who watch anime.

>>5736705
Stupid moral. The real moral is not to be friends with people that reveal their power level so easily.

>>5736705
>>5736690
>>5736680
>>5736662
>>5736657
>>5736628
Amazing. I don't believe a word of it but you are a weebstories hero.

>>5736789
>blaming yourself when a socially stunted person can't interpret a situation

>>5736882

I think you should ditch your best friend. The one who keeps guilt-tripping you into being friends with this guy when they should've told you to break it off cleanly at first sign of the guy's obsession

Not seen many britfag horrors. This isn't exactly horror, but it's amusing and weaboo related.

I was the co-founder of my school's anime and manga society. The club had a core membership of about 20, mostly 14 year olds. They were all a bit weeb, but they didn't do shit like run down the corridors screaming NYAN; it extended to wanting to learn some japanese and using a death note book as their homework diary, they were nice girls (I went to a girl's school, shit was not cash).

Me and the co founder, Holly, decided it'd be neat to take some of the older girls to their first con. So, we organised an informal (and technically non school related) trip to one of the UK's larger cons.

I was crossplaying Tamaki because I'm tall and have a man-face, and she was Kairi from Kingdom Hearts. We picked up all the girls at the train station and made our way to the con.

Everything was going pretty well: we kept an eye on the girls, knowing what cons can be like, but kept the reigns pretty loose, as they were also not stupid.

>>5736904

We sat down to lunch in a circle in the food court in the main con area. We were then approached by a tall and rather portly gentlemen in some sort of Elegant Aristocrat get-up. He asked for a picture with one of our girls, I'll call her Molly. Molly was short, and very cute; pretty much your definition of adorable little loli, despite the fact that she was 16 at the time. I can't remember who she was cosplaying, but she had a plastic meat cleaver prop, which she'd decorated with paint to look bloody. She looked pretty cool.

So, anyway, she said yes to the picture, and asked me and holly if that was okay. We said yes, because this guy seemed harmless enough and she was excited about having her pic taken.

I took the pic and he thanked us. I assumed after that that he'd run off and get back to business, but no. He sat down with us in the circle, chatting away about various weeb things, which the girls seemed to enjoy. I was a bit weirded out: we'd never met this guy before. He started talking about how "kawaii" molly was, and got a bit creepy in his mannerisms toward her; at one point he even picked up another girl, Bex, and span her around, totally out of nowhere. I was getting a very wary at this stage, because I suppose I had a duty of care and this guy did seem a bit older than us (I later found out he is at least three years my senior, making him seven years older than our youngest girl).

>>5736907
We finished our lunch, and went on our way around the con. Occasionally, we'd bump into the EGA guy again, and he'd perhaps take pictures with more of us, or just stop for a brief chat about whatever was on the stall we were stood by.

When it came time for the masquerade, I let the girls grab themselves seats at the front by the stage, while I was happy to stand back and observe. I was standing a good four or five metres away, when I saw EGA guy approaching again. I watched him like a hawk as he took a seat in the middle of the group, just behind Molly.

The masquerade happened without incident, and we left the con. I assumed that EGA guy was just another harmless, slightly creepy weeb at this point.

That was until I got home to find he'd added ALL of the girls on facebook. Out of curiosity, I had a browse through his pictures and profile: this guy was obsessed with Yuri and cat girls, and there were links to hentai on his profile. I also found out at next week's society meeting that he had given his number to several of the girls, and had been texting one in particular a lot: Faye.

>>5736911
Within a week, Faye and EGA guy were "officially" together on Facebook. She was fourteen to his twenty one. By this point, even the more naive girls in the group were a bit weirded out.

About two weeks after the con, I'd stopped thinking about Faye or EGA guy. That was, until, a rumour started going around school that there was a pedophile on school grounds and nobody was being allowed to leave. At first I was skeptical, until the whole of lower school was called into an emergency assembly in the afternoon, and were let out of school a good half an hour later than usual.

I found out later that Faye had announced that EGA guy was coming to pick her up from school and that she was running away to live with him. She also told them all about the fact that she was going to do "yuri" for him (this girl was 14, and I am almost certain she had no idea what yuri was until she'd met him) and that they would be having lots of sex. Her friends immediately shat bricks and told the head of lower school, who kept all of lower school behind until one of the burlier male members of staff had found EGA guy lurking outside the school gate and sent him home, issuing him a warning that if he was found here again, he'd call the police.

The school told Faye's parents, who grounded her, removed her access to Facebook for a long while, and who insisted on giving her lifts to and from school until things died down.

I still see him at cons, and usually nod in acknowledgement that I know he exists. Usually, the girls (who, although I left school years ago, still come with me to cons) ignore him. Faye is now a full blown weebmonster who has had a string of girlfriends.

As I said, not much horror. But hey, maybe the UK just has fewer natters.

Same anon here. Deleting it for now because I think I didn't change enough details and I'm paranoid he'd start contacting me again if he saw this. I'll change more details and repost it later.

>>5736900
Thanks for the advice. Guess I realized it a little too late.

>>5736939
Bleh. I don't know how to rewrite it so I'm just hoping he never finds it. Reposting.

>Some details have been changed to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent.

So when the story started, I was in high school. Everyone was still pretty new and didn't know each other very well. There was this guy who immediately stood out... mainly because of his looks, and not in a good way. He didn't have many friends, but I was determined to not judge people by their looks, so I talked to him a bit. I was pretty into anime and video games at that point, and he was too, so we became friends quickly.

There was a period when everything was nice and dandy. We hung out together every evening after my best friend had gone home, and we'd talk about Naruto or some random weeby thing. He'd walk me to wherever I needed to go that evening, then we'd say goodbye. He'd email and IM me sometimes too. His emails were a bit weird and he did some roleplay, but I just brushed it off.

We got pretty close after a while. We traded games, manga, anime and even game saves. There was one particular game I remembered that I got him into. You can have pets in this particular game, and once I found a pet I liked, he got one that matched mine and said that he's taking super good care of it and named it after me.

He also drew Sasuke (my 2D crush at the time) for me for my birthday and wrote romantic stuff on the card, but I brushed it off as him roleplaying Sasuke to make me happy.

At that time I was totally naive and I didn't think anything about the relationship besides that we were friends. There were so many things that should've tipped me off. Looking back, what happened later is probably my fault too for leading him on.

>>5737003

After a while I realized that something was weird about this guy since he was with me all the time, so I wanted to break it off. I guess I just wanted some time to myself for a while. I was having some difficulties with school as well and my parents were getting on my case so I used them as an excuse, telling him that I needed time for myself. But he wouldn't listen.

After class he'd come find me, and demand to know what was going on and why things didn't stay the same. I'd just try to walk to my destination and ignore him as he follows me and keeps trying to talk to me, but this keeps happening and he gets more and more desperate. He also knows where I go after school (sports practice) and sometimes he'd even wait until I finish my practice. He's also been trying to contact me through other means like email and IM, but I just blocked him.

Eventually, I just had to tell a mutual friend to tell him to stop bothering me until after all my issues were resolved. I later found out that this caused a fight between them and caused them to not talk to each other again.

There was a short period of time where nothing happened. He left me alone, and I dealt with my studies. But he started being friends with my best friend and was around all the time, so it was weird trying to ignore him when he was chatting with my best friend. She also started guilt tripping me about the way I treated the guy. Eventually I started feeling guilty about the way I treated him too. I felt like I should've talked to him more honestly, so I went to him. I mean I did promise to explain things after I solved my issues anyway. Big mistake.

Anyway, I went to him, apologized for not talking to him properly, and asked if we could be friends again. He looked a bit shocked, but agreed.

>>5737003

Now he couldn't stop talking to me. I was trying my best to be polite and not turn him down or ignore him since I sincerely want to repair the friendship, but it's hard especially since he is always around my best friend and is always in my face trying to talk to me about some animu or game thing. I mean I was still into those things but I didn't really want to talk to him that much.

He got me weeby gifts too. Things like action figures of my favorite characters that he bought from Japan, gashapon things, Japanese candy, so many things I would've squealed over but couldn't... because they were things he bought. I started refusing gifts, but he insisted that I take them, and my best friend guilt tripping me didn't help matters, so I accepted some of them.

I don't know how I made it through the rest of high school without incident, but on the last day of high school he found me waiting for a few friends to come pick me up.

"Hey anon." He called, and walked towards me.

>>5737013

"Oh, hey.." I said, trying to not be unfriendly but trying to avoid him.

"Are you waiting for someone?" He asked and came to stand next to me the way he used to, uncomfortably close.

"Um... yeah."

There was silence for a moment. Then.

"Anon, I wanted to tell you something. I really like you. I love you. "

I wasn't looking at him, so I didn't know how he was acting. I totally didn't know what to do. I've been stalked before (by a non-weeb so I won't post it here) so I'm still really scared of people like this. "Er... I know."

"Anon, please look at me. Please take this." He tried to give me something, I didn't know what, tried to shove it in my hands.

Luckily my friends came. He still tried to follow me and give me whatever it was even though I was with those friends now. He walked with us until we got into our car and drove away.

> Blocked him everywhere online
> Avoided events where he would be there.
> He's still good friends with my best friend. Mfw.

Bumpin' with my very recent horror story.

I met my horrors through a rather horrible housemate, up until last week I was still living there. I'm an illustration student and as part of going to uni, moving out came with it. I started the year living with one other person, a friendly french student who was in my class, but half way through the year quit and moved home. In all of the two weeks notice she gave me, I had to replace her quickly with anybody to cover her rent, or I would be fucked. Through my group of friends, mostly vidya nerds and other art students, all cosplaying anime loving friends, and on the side of this group, we roughly knew B. B was a tall, overweight guy with long hair, your casual anime fan. Always wore wolf shirts or comicbook print shirts, baggy goth pants, black backpack, black everything. He was very nice at first, but when he said he needed a place and would move in right away, I felt nervous.

Some of this feeling was my feer for being a smallish girl living alone with another guy, and not having a boyfriend or anybody else around, it could get awkward, and I didn't feel too safe, I didn't know him, had spoken with him a few times prior. But I was desperate, so that weekend he moved in, taking about six boxes of things into my friends old room. By Monday, he was settled in. Continued...

>>5737149
Immidiatly, things were not good. The first night he asked me to show him how to work the washing machine, which somehow required me putting all of his washing in, pushing the buttons to do it, and then when I stood up saying, 'there' I realised he'd been looking up my skirt rather than the washing machine. I shrugged it off as my own paranoia and went about doing other things, I mostly avoided the hell out of going outside of my room. I'm a pretty shy person as it is, and especially withdrawn around males, as weird as it is, I went to a girls school and I just struggle to be anything but nervous around them.

In the first week, I only got one look at his room, the phone had rung for him and I had to knock and shuffle into the edge of his room because his music was loud, this was a growing thing too, playing screamo metal aweful music very loud, all the time. His room was a dump already, I put it down to not being unpacked yet but he pretty much was. The boxes were piled up to the ceiling in one corner and his clothing was all over the floor and bed, dirty. He had hentai anime posters up on most of the walls, and hentai figures scattered on his desk, the curtains were permenantly drawn. It wasn't so bad, but starting to smell dank and mouldy, just stuffy, like body odor. Things also got more incredibly awkward when he tried to spend time with me, which was fine, but he seemed to find the most terrible times to ask me to watch a film with him, or would want to have dinner together which meant me cooking for us. continued

>>5737207
After two weeks, he had a casual thing of coming into my room without knocking. He had walked in on me fully naked after just coming out of the shower, in my underwear at my computer, getting changed in the morning a few times, and scared the hell out of me when I'd had my headphones on, by just standing in the doorway and egding into my room before I noticed him. After the first two times, I told him to KNOCK before coming in, but he wouldn't, I told him once more before realising it wouldn't work. In our house we weren't allowed to have locks on our doors, it was like a normal apartment, seperate bedrooms and a sitting room, kitchen, bathroom. But to have locks on our doors was not allowed, stupidly, so I had to barracade my room up when getting changed, or get changed behind the closed door.

It just began to be a pain living with him. His washing up was ridiculous, piled up at the sink and NEVER done, it would get worse and worse until he ran out of his own things and used mine, and didn't clean them. I would ask him nicely, and he would say he would do the jobs I asked him to do, but then never did. A month into living with him, I finally cracked. I find it very difficult to be rude and authoritive to people, to talk any louder than quiet, but I got home one day to find he'd gone into my room (where I had been keeping my dishes and cuttlery) and taken things to eat with, then not washed them up, and had left his laundry in a pile on the floor and half on top of my own basket of laundry, wanting me to put it in with mine which I find gross but had done a couple of times when he asked.

>>5737251

>>5737251

I waited for him to come home and confronted him as soon as he did, saying "B, I don't mean to be rude but you're a slob! I can't live with your mess everywhere and I'm not tidying it for you, please do the washing up and your own laundry, right now!" But what was his response to this, still stood in the doorway?

"Wow, you're like my own actual waifu. You're adorable when you're angry!" And this of course made me too nervous to really respond, so I just went to my room, hoping he would do it. He did tidy up, but just that once. He also from then on decided he was going to come onto me whenever possible, and at one point mollested me, I would say. I was in the kitchen washing up what I had just used to cook with. He came up behind me and started kissing my neck. Instantly I faught him off, pushed him away, but he was about four times bigger than me and said 'Don't deny me, I know you like me.' and forcedly kissed and bit my neck, to the point of making me bleed. It took me sobbing very hard and begging and eventually screaming, when pulled my shirt up, for him to stop and then he got angry at me saying 'why do i act like I love him if I don't' and how cruel I was. I was in no way sending him 'love' signals by avoiding him and forever staying in my room and keeping my things away from him. I went to my friends house after that and told them what happened, and that I couldn't live like this anymore.

>>5737294

>>5737294
Okay, assuming this is real, WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU STUPID CUNTS EVER FILE CHARGES FOR ASSAULT?

IT'S THE ONLY WAY THAT RETARDS LEARN.

>>5737313
>imply /cgl/ isn't full of tsundere bitches

>>5737313
Because they'd rather forget about the whole thing than be dragged into court and tell a room full of strangers how weak and vulnerable they are?

It sucks, but that's usually why.

>>5737333
Thereby perpetuating the cycle of victimization. Awesome.

>>5737360
>victims to blame for being victims

lol

>>5737373
>creating an environment where crimes are going unreported because victims are told that it is okay to let things like this go unpunished.
>2012

>>5736914
I think UK nutters are usually at least somewhat aware of the reasonable limits, American ones seem to have their mental breaks taken off

>>5737313
I KNOW.

like the phrases "Omg you're like my own little waifu"

response. "No I'm not."

"ohh so tsundere.

"No, Seriously, back the fuck off, what you are doing is NOT ok. to anyone. How can you even THINK that acting like that is ok?"

>>5737294
Is there more?

OP here, do the writers of the latest stories have any objections about archiving them? Especially since some of you seem to have some privacy issues?

If I don't do it, someone else probably will, but I'm kinda trying to do the right thing here...

I read these and I am deathly afraid of becoming one of these people. And so I stay indoors in the hopes that if I don't venture outside, no stories about me shall ever reach these shores.

The only thing worse than being one of these people, is being one of these people and realising it.

I don't want to be, really.

>>5737294

Is there more to this story? Seems like it only gets worse from that point on.

>>5737655

And posting 2 screens of the other stories. I'll wait with this story though;
>>5737003

>>5737771
And this one.

>>5737763
Believe me, there is one thing that might be more terrifying than being the victim: realizing that you probably was the creeper at some point in time due to a series of very unfortunate events.

It's no way proportionate to what the victims have to suffer through, but it occurs sometimes with people going to a horrible weebphase. I just hope that the people get some proper help.

I feel extremely shit typing the above, but it has to be said.

Best tip I can give: Being firm and clear about not wanting to deal with them any more. And if that fails, call the police and ask them if they can threaten the offender with a restraining order. Even if you don't feel like actually filing it. It might not be sure fire, but it will probably scare them off enough.

And now on with some comical relief. This thread is depressing as hell.

>>5737816
You missed the point anon.... it's not meeting people like this that bothers me. It's the fact that I might actually be one.

Maybe I am just a fucking paranoid.

>>5737655

archive it!

Sincerely,
unfortunate victim who wrote >>5736628

>>5737831

Heh, I understand that feel. I won't bore you with the story about my experience with that shit, but it was also due to a combination of factors that made me that way for a relatively brief period in time. Not even near as crazy as 95% in these threads (semi-objective opinion from bystanders from that time), but still, offensive enough.

It might be best not to express any weebness to a girl that doesn't clearly seem interested in you in a romantic or platonic way.
And when she says no even once, take it as being a genuine no. _Really_. If any feelings remain, do the hard thing and let them drop like a brick, even as a friend. And learn how to not give a fuck about dropping that girl. Might be /adv/+/qq/ talking here, but it's definitely for the best. Always. Infatuation or love can be a very dangerous thing. Especially if it nears "Deep love".

Free advice: Try not obsess about it, but do try to analyse your life and encounters. See if you act obsessive and weebish or even plain crazy. Learn from it and don't ever fucking do it again.

One day I'll be able to write about it, feeling good that it was archived as a warning to weebs everywhere and a story from another point of view for the victims. But not now.

/faggot

Ahem.

>>5737943

Already done~

>>5737771

matsudokiemptyingstomach.jpg

This happens when /a/+/cgl/ combine with /pol/.

>>5734401

This might have been a troll, but I must say this was the sole image that made me lose all faith in humanity when I first saw it.

Posting this it just to say that everything could always be worse.

I hope this thread will last some time. There are a lot of weeaboo/cosplay horrors packed in here.

>>5736763
I guess i believe it, mostly because i had a slightly similar experience.

I knew a girl who was also a wiccan/witch who i pissed off, I... didn't have a lot tact with stupid stuff like that. Plus she changed her mind about things every other week, i think a month later she went super christian, and then Pagan. Kind of a Weaboo too, which was how i knew her. I guess i'll call her C

But anyway, And so she began to declare that she was cursing me. Leaving notes written in, what i hope was fake blood on my locker, and stuff like that. Lucky she wasn't sociopathic enough to leave dead animals for me. I happened to be talking about this to another friend, who happened to be one of my best friends at the time, who was like a fringe goth, who i guess liked the idea of being goth, but not really confident enough to pull it off (i went through the exact same phase), and she revealed she was a Pagan/Wiccan and would help me and invited me to her place for the night, while she helped me and cast some kind of protective wards on me against C's majicks.

I was more willing to humour my friend, because i suppose in the back of my mind, i thought that a little protection can't hurt, even if this was wacky bullshit. Plus i thought it might actually be fun to hang out, doing wacky magic stuff.

>>5738157
I'm pretty sure that's a troll making some weird comment about homeschooling in general. If I'm wrong then nothing can save us.

>>5738169
Anyway, That evening i went to my friend's place, and hung out, until it was getting dark. When she informed me that we would have to go to her shrine for the magic to work.

The shrine being in the back of her garden, in the shed. (her mom never used it, and she was pretty open minded, or rather, i discovered that her mom was a pagan too later, though not into wiccan) And i was informed to sit in the middle of a circle. and stay there while my friend chanted magical spells. It was pretty boring really, on the plus side my friend was too squeamish to do anything bloody except prick my finger with a pin. Anyway about an hour passed and my friend proudly announced that i was now protected from any evil that C may fling my way.

The next day me and my friend encounter C, who started to boast that her mighty curse was about to bring up upon my downfall and i would regret... saying whatever i said to her. And so my friend proudly announced that she counted the curse put upon me. And things got worse from there. C started pointing at me and threw a dirty bag at me, and began speaking in gibberish, when my friend started chanting in response. And they both started getting louder, until they were pretty much shouting curse and counter-cursewords at each other. Until everyone around us was just... staring at the bizarre spectacle with me in the middle. It's in my top 10 embarrassing moments.

I have honestly no idea how Wiccan magic works, i'm fairly sure that both C and my friend made it up as they went along. But anyway, a faculty member gets involved and breaks them up, believing us that C started it, they escorted C away. We avoided her for a while after that, but thanks to C's incredible flakiness they more or less forgot about the entire incident a few days later and started acting like nothing happened.

But anyway /cgl/ Don't play with magic, and don't piss off unstable Wiccans.

I have this one, too bad I lost the one where the guy compares Lotr to Dbz.

>>5738120
>proud Asatru Pagan
>pro-white media
>Only Odin can judge me!

As a casual Asatruar, this bitch best be joking.

>>5738260

Here, this folder is vast and filled with the stuff that made pre-split /a/ rage.

>>5738276
Makes me rage everytime.

>>5737771
I'm the anon who wrote:
>>5737003

I guess go ahead and archive if you want to. Hoping I changed enough details in the second iteration.

>>5738257

Here is something to make you feel better.

I must admit I always laughed in Wiccans faces, mainly because I've never believed in spirits, demons or curses.

The people I don't fuck with are the theistic satanists (not the laveyans, they should just change their names to Hedonists or something non ridiculous). Relifundies are fine, but those...all of my nope.

Everyone is free to believe what they want to believe though, as long as they don't shove it down my through.

Sorry for derailing a bit.

>>5738300
Sorry for that awful writing, I'm a bit sleep deprived atm.

>>5738295

Here you go.

>>5738300
My theory about the person with that scarification is that it's someone who grew up in a super antisemite environment and mixed up Judaism with Satanists because their family equalled them.

>>5738300
Lol'd.

I apologize for this story. It has no climax and it's not F5-worthy. Just some random tales about a really creepy bastard.

In my local convention scene, there is a man who I will call Jimbo. I met him long ago, when my friends and I got into cosplay. He used to cosplay as Rock Lee's teacher from Naruto. I didn't hang around him very much, but from what I understand, he was dating a girl we used to know. Of course, she broke up with him after she found out he was 38 years old.
She was seventeen.
Jimbo was also on staff at the biggest convention in the state. As fellow volunteers, my friends and I often saw him during meetings and the more we saw of him, the more and more awkward he revealed himself to be.
He had the worst dental hygine I've ever seen. His teeth were crookedly placed in awkward directions on his gums, giving the illusion that he was wearing one of those hillbilly dentures that they sell during Halloween. When he would pull all of us into hugs, we were overwhelmed by the crusty stench of barnyard animal shit and bacteria that came from his mouth.
Despite never socializing with him outside of staff meetings, Jimbo often made comments about things we had never mentioned in front of him before (personal issues, costume plans, etc.). I remember once, my mother dropped by the meeting place to drop off something I forgot. jimbo approached her and said something along the lines of, "So YOU'RE Anon's mother! I've been wanting to meet you for a very long time!"

Miku's face on that cover is my face every time I see one of these threads. Mmmhmwahahaha.

>>5738470

Another time, he started asking about the necklace I always wore. It was an heirloom that my father left me after he died. Because it's on a chain meant for a man's neck, it's pretty long on me and the pendant is usually hidden inside my shirts. Jimbo told me that he 'saw my necklace in every photo of me' and he 'really wanted to get a better look at the pendant'.
I still don't know how he was finding all these photos of me or how he knew all that personal info from before.

Most of the other stuff he has said and done are just your run-of-the-mill creeper shit, but one story in particular stands out in my mind.
To celebrate an upcoming convention, staff members threw a cosplay picnic/photoshoot at a local park. We reserved our own little pavillion, had food and games and everyone was having a great time. When it was over, we noticed that our good friend, Sally was sitting away from everyone else, looking shaken.
Sally is a bigger girl and is very self-conscious. She only cosplays to her body type or at the very least, picks very modest costumes. Apparently, Jimbo came up to her while she was standing away from everyone, slid his hands across her butt and across her crotch and started calling her 'his Sally'. She told him to stop and he dismissed it, saying she was clearly 'asking to be touched' in her outfit (a pink circle skirt that went to her knees and a white button-up blouse). She said she didn't care and that he needed to stop touching her and Jimbo said something like, "Whatever. I'm as good as you're going to get, you fat cunt."

Needless to say, we tend to quickly walk out of the area when Jimbo comes around from now on.

>>5738509

Jesus not even landwhales deserve that.

>>5738509
That is bizarrely 'alpha' of a weeaboo freak

>>5738219

If you check his LJ, he does indeed say it was a troll.

On the other hand, he really is a furry, and he takes the time to attack the LJ of some furry soldier because he's an EVIL REPUBLICAN. So even in the eternal-victim-complex furry fandom you can find cunts willing to attack serving soldiers for daring to have their own political beliefs. Woo.

>>5737294

So how'd this turn out? Get him evicted yet/find another room-mate?

I have a "fun" story for everyone. I typed it up in Word because it's so fucking long. Here we go.

I am currently a senior in college, but this story is from the spring of my sophomore year. I have been interested in anime and Japanese culture for a long time (I've actually visited Japan twice since I started college) but because I attend a very tiny private Midwest school, I don't get to meet a lot of others that share my interests. When I do, however... oh, boy herewego.jpg

Background first: my freshman year, I lived on a coed dorm floor and down the hall lived a very cute girl. I think of her as 8/10 but my friends say I'm overestimating because I like her. We'll call her J. We hardly speak at all my freshman year, despite having 3 classes together (we share a major and it's a small school, so it happens frequently). She's very quiet and rarely talks even in class. J is a total loner-type, it seems. I hardly see her with other people and when I do, she always arrives last and leaves first. Anti-social or something, whatever.

Anyway, summer comes and goes and my sophomore year starts up. We don't have any classes together the first semester but I see her around campus. Over the summer she has slimmed down (skinny fat to legitimately skinny) and she dresses beautifully almost every day. Wedges and sundresses and skirts and tights. Her nails are almost always painted, etc. Whatever, I was really obsessive.

>>5738766

I desperately wanted to introduce myself and (here's my inner weeb) teach her about anime and Japanese culture and generally turn her into the perfect, adorable waifu. I have grown out of this phase since, thankfully. After winter break, I come back to campus and, surprise, J and I have a class together. I was already in class and sitting down when she walked in and sat across the room from me and the other students. It was a large room with only a few people in the class... 9, I think, so we were all really spread out. I didn't think much of it, but I was plotting how I was going to convince her to sit next to me the next time we had class.

Next thing I know, another tall, fat kid comes into the classroom and sits RIGHT next to J. I know him vaguely: he's the president of the tiny anime club on campus that I have avoided all this year. He shall be called N. As soon as he sits down, J smiles and turns to talk to him.

J: Hi, N! How was your break?
N: It was boring, I spent a lot of time watching *some anime.*
J: I finished that ages ago. I did, however, start *anime* and *manga* and have you seen the new Magic cards on the spoiler site? I am super excited for the next block.

>>5738781

One could just imagine my fucking face when this girl has secretly always been my perfect waifu. They continued to talk until class started and it turned out that she had a pretty decent, if not newbish, taste in anime and manga and was a fa/tg/uy in every sense.

During class she was pretty quiet like usual and when we were dismissed, she disappeared almost instantly. I packed up quickly and went to talk to N. I asked about anime club and how he knew J.

"She's been going to anime club all year, unlike you. She's the snack pirate (snack provider), too. You should start coming again."

The way he said it, though, was really snotty and rude. Like he was mad that I hadn't attended anime club all year. The reason I hadn't is because the other four people that attended the year before were too weebish, even for me. Anyway, I thanked him and promised to go this week.

>>5738799

So I show up at anime club that Friday and low and behold, there's J playing a Pokemon game on her DS with a tray of chocolate cookie oreo brownies (fucking delicious, oh my god). There are also 4 other boys there, so 6 of us total. For some reason, she's the only girl -- last year, 3 of the 4 usual attendees had been girls. In anime club, J is delightfully likable and totally normal. Her power level is high but she hides it like a pro. She's talkative and polite and not afraid to stand up to the other guys that bully her about her Pokemon team (genwunners, hurr). As you could imagine, I am totally falling in love here.

I spend the entire club getting to know her and trying to chat her up the best I can. At the time, I couldn't tell if she was honestly resisting my advances or oblivious to them, but she never flirted back or touched me in any way -- and this behavior continued for the rest of the semester. I didn't get my hopes up, however. We made plans to have lunch the next day 'cause I mentioned that I always saw her eating alone.

Two hours later, she's passing out the last of the brownies and leaving to head back to her room. The rest of us decided to hang out in the classroom for a while to eat the brownies and talk. Suddenly, N asks me: "Anon, do you like J?" I'm startled by the question but I hate lying, so I reply yes. "She's really cute, don't you think, Anon?" N asked. I reply yes again and roll my eyes. At that point, I'm getting a little red because the cutesy way he was saying it was embarrassing.

Then another anime club kid cuts in with, "You better be careful, N likes her too!" I shrug and respond with something stupid like "let the best man win," being a total asshole.

>>5738827

Now this is when stuff starts to get wack. N had a head start when it came to getting to know J and I knew that I had to find some way to win my waifu's heart before he did. The problem was that he had begun to cling to J like some parasite. I saw him walking her all over campus and the three of us ended up eating lunch together all the time. N glare at me constantly and always tries to lean on J when they walk or sit together. J is noticeably bothered by this and often asks him to stop -- forcibly, too. When she did, he would always casually shrug and roll his eyes as if she didn't know what she was saying.

Halfway through the semester, N begins to wear all black. I mean, he wore mostly black before, but now it's black pants, black shirts, black shoes, etc. He starts wearing a FMA pin on his jacket, too. J and I are alone for once and I ask about it (I'm still trying to get the upper hand -- this time by having her realize that he's going hardcore weeb on us). "What on earth do you think N is doing with all that black? Next thing you know, he'll dye his hair green or something."

J: "Probably blond, actually. I told him a while back that I had a weird dream where I had tea with Edward and I complimented him on his alchemy skills. I think N is trying to replicate Ed's outfit..."

>>5738847
pleaseendintrappleaseendintrappleaseendintrap'

the ironing would be too delicious

>>5738847

Well, shit. That's weird. N got progressively stranger as the semester went on. He eventually fell out of his FMA phase but started getting 1. more fat and 2. more weebish. He grew out his hair and wore mismatched clothes and whatnot. At lunch, he looked completely out of place next to me and J. N also became more aggressive. Constantly, he would tell me that I would never be good enough for J and that I needed to give up. He would shove me in public if J wasn't around and kept trying to touch J on the shoulder or pinch her ass or grab her side to tickle her. She fended him off well enough on her own, but in the end she reverted back to her loner ways and I hardly ever saw her outside of class, where she refused to sit next to either of us. She even quit coming to anime club. I quit shortly after -- N was harassing me there, too.

Then came the final showdown. One evening, during the middle of the week, I get a phone call from J. We've barely talked at all in the past few days and I'm completely surprised but happy: maybe she's decided to come back out of her shell. Nope.jpg. Instead, she's totally frantic and asking for help. She says that she's locked in her room with N outside and she can't contact the campus police (turns out the number was a digit off in her phone). I'm in my own room when she calls and I take my roommate's phone to call the campus police as I stay on the phone with her and head towards her room. It's seven in the evening and a weekday, so campus police is understaffed and lazy because shit only ever happens here on the weekends.

>>5738865

She's almost crying and I can hear N slamming his fists on her door periodically. I've called campus police and got a directory and no one is answering when I press 0. Fuck it, I'm going in. I tell J that I'm outsider her building and that I'm coming upstairs to help her. She SCREAMS "NO!" into the phone and begs me to try the campus police again. N is drunk, she says, and definitely violent. She said she had bruises forming on her arm from where he had jumped and grabbed her while she was unlocking her door and she had to slam his arm in the doorway to get him to let her go.

(btw, now is a good time to mention that NEITHER of us had considered calling the actual police, just a case of bad judgment.)

Having heard her scream, N has started HOWLING like a madman. I can hear him both over the phone and from stairwell, where I'm two floors away. Suddenly, I can hear him shrieking at someone to get away, that he'll kill them, etc. J bursts into tears over the phone and says that someone had tried to confront him in the hallway and to turn away and call the campus police. I comply and stop on the stairwell on her floor and call again... finally getting an officer. He agrees to come immediately after I explain the situation and he asks if the person who had confronted N got away. I say I don't know and the officer says to stay put or sneak away if I think I can without attracting N's attention.

>>5738885
Comon I wanna go to bed, please be a vindictive justice filled ending!

>>5738885
F
5.

>>5738885

Being hyped-up on adrenaline and stupid, I look around the corner and see whoever it was that confronted N, some boy, knocked out cold on the floor. I don't see any blood on him, but I can see N. The noise has stopped, though. I have seen him. He has seen me.

J isn't on the phone with me anymore because she hung up when I agreed to call the police. But, when N shrieks "I SEE YOU ANON" I can hear her screaming from inside her room, clear as day. N, fat and 6 foot tall, comes barreling towards me like a drunken rocket. I NOPE and sprint my ass down the stairs and into the arms of the campus police that is currently arriving at the front doors. I tell the officers about the kid in the hallway and N's chase.

For a minute, they bunker down on either side of the stairwell door and wait, but N never shows up. I try calling J again but she doesn't answer and the officers and I panic. As a group (they told me not to come, but they couldn't stop me as they had more important shit to attend to), we rushed up the stairs and spied around the edge.

>>5738909
Finish it in one go this is driving me nuts!

>>5738909

The boy was still on the floor but N wasn't there. And J's door was open. The officers sprint down the fucking hallways like donuts were on sale in that room and barge in. J is on the floor with N on top of her, but it looks like he's knocked out. Her skirt is badly torn and her tights are ripped. Weirdly enough, J has her legs up over his shoulders as if he was about to jam his dick her in, but his pants are still on. It turns out that J fucking triangle choked the dude into unconsciousness. She's crying and the officers drag him off of her and cuff him. She managed to choke him really well across his windpipe in addition to the blood choke, which is why he didn't come back into consciousness immediately. She would have NEVER been able to pull that off if he wasn't so sloppily, stupid drunk. Thank God he was.

Later, I found out this from J: she had opened her door to help me when she heard N shriek at me, but he had feigned the chase and pushed her back into the room. He had originally attacked her because she had been avoiding us and N was apparently becoming depressed/horny. Before she called me, she said he was telling her all the things he wanted to do to her through the door – put his dick her in ass, bite her neck, whatever.

N ends up being suspended and J agrees not to press charges past the necessary ones because she wanted to live the rest of her years at college in solitude (she does get a restraining order, however). J and I never end up dating because she had a long distance boyfriend from her high school days the entire time (surprise!). They're engaged now. We still hang out on campus a ton (she jokes that I'm her only friend) and last summer she got her purple belt in whatever form of jiu jitsu she does. Neither of us go to anime club any more, but we're both still fans. The End.

>>5738937
Hooray! the evil is smote. Night all.

I work as an interpreter and have worked cons where I'd translate for foreign artists. Come the dedication time, it's like a all you can handle second hand embarassment weeaboo buffet.

>>5739007
Could you tell us a story?

>>5738937

Damn you for making me stay awake this late in anticipation for your story.

Good show old chap! Good that you still are bros with her.

>>5738937
fuck that. I would have pressed any and all charges possible on that asshole.

>>5739044
word

>>5736141

Oh wow, this reminds me...

Not my story, but publicly documented during a lawsuit: A high school guy in a school across town from mine was on a school trip to Japan with other students and adult chaperones. This one female chaperone, who is middle aged, pudgy, and generally a normal schoolteacher, suddenly starts making advances towards him on the flight over. She continued this while in Japan, and eventually tried getting him in compromising positions. Dude ended up complaining to the school district and then suing them over this.

I knew the teacher from my middle school when she taught there, and it was really weird hearing about someone you know being accused of sexual harassment, esp. since she was such a normal schoolteacher type.

Not really a weaboo story, but maybe being overseas in general makes people act out in ways they wouldn't at home?

>>5739007

Please, do tell us more!

>>5733002
can you post the rest of this?

>>5740670
Sure. I'll post the other comic later.

>>5740683

>>5740688

>>5740683
the Hambeast prime one?
i got you covered bro

1/6

>>5740695
2/6

>>5740696
3/6

>>5740699
4/6

>>5740691

End.

>>5740695
Thanks bro.

>>5740700
5/6

>>5740704
6/6
End

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Weeaboo#Wild_Weeaboo_Encounters

I've never read this one before, and I'm only half way. but this shit is rageworthy.

>>5741462
Oh christ why did I read that while I was eating

>>5741610
It seems like disabled people are a magnet for psychotic weeaboo rage-envy.

>>5741792
Because disabled people get attention, which invokes jealousy in those who are in a social group for the sole purpose of getting attention.

>>5741798
And the fact that in the last case, Hee had a penchant for torturing and killing things weaker than her.

In the fork stabbing story, the weeb was just plain fucking retarded.

Ugh, I hate people like that...

>>5741798
not to mention the whole ASPD thing.
makes life pretty shitty for people with it, and for the people around them.

>>5741610
I'm sorry, I don't buy this story. I have too much experience hearing made-up bullshit stories, this doesn't sound like something that really happened. Maybe someone in a wheelchair was actually bullied by a weeaboo psycho and the rest was exaggerated, but this doesn't ring true.

>>5741962
hardly any of these stories are true.
doesn't make 'em not fun to read though.

>>5741962
Why? I'm legitimately curious, because I'm awful at telling when stories are bullshit. Probably isn't helped by the fact that I've had a lot of unbelievably shitty things happen to me, so I guess I just kind of assume that if something is possible, it's true. And that can't always be the case, obviously.

>>5741962

Stranger stuff has happened in real life. And even if it isn't really true, it's still entertaining.

Not actually horror, but pretty funny and somewhat related.

bump because this shit is hilarious

>>5742039
Well for one thing, she said she passed out during the whole thing and woke up later in the hospital. What she says she went through was traumatic and most surely painful, but to actually lose consciousness for THAT long? That is not a common thing. That would occur from some kind of serious head trauma, which she didn't mention. And the stuff that happened while she was passed out; didn't she seem to know an awful lot of detail for having not been awake? Sure, her friends would have told her, but the fact that they placed her on a jacket...why would they mention a thing like that?

>>5742049
In response to your screencap.

>>5742049
That's like saying everyone is African because of the original Homo Sapiens.

>>5743759
>head truama is not the only thing that can bring about unconsciousness

just sayin'.

>>5743759
Well she was strangled and probably in shock/maybe some kinda pneumonia or whatever so that could help knock her out/be unable to remember the following events. and we can't really know if her friends are the sort to tell a blow-by-blow account, even if it's a kinda fucked up situation (I know mine are the type, but eh).

Has anyone posted the one where a girl allows a creeper with a foot fetish to rub her feet at a con, but then gets freaked out and kicks him in the face? I've been looking for that one.

>>5743831

I was honestly more leery about the part where all this happened in the middle of summer and yet it was apparently cold enough out to give a person hypothermia by being slightly wet.

>>5743914
>woods, middle of the night, could be on a mountain, after a recent rain, physically weak and vulnerable skinny girl, prolonged exposure
Also I didn't read anywhere that it was summer, maybe I missed it? could be spring or fall, I may be wrong on that point.

I really feel weird defending this story so much but most of your complaints seem to have reasonable explanations.

>>5743941
and by feeling weird defending it I mean I'm not chairchan, I wasn't there, and I have no idea if what I'm saying is what honestly happened.

It could be complete bull also. But I think it's entertaining anyway.

>>5743949
It is entertaining, as are many of these hard-to-believe stories, but I'm a skeptical person. If a story smells fishy, I'm not really gonna just buy into it because it COULD have happened.

>>5743941

She says "summer came" right before talking about renting the house for a "geek week". She also couldn't have been out there more than an hour or two.

I'm not the first anon who called BS, I just agree with them. I mean it's an entertaining read but it also reads as overly melodramatic while avoiding enough details. Like suddenly getting a check in the mail? If they were in a lawsuit, she would've known before the check showed up that it was coming.

And the part about her "getting into her head and oh by the way she was standing on my chest no my hips" just read like something out of bad fanfic.

Why include the physical assault as an after thought?

>>5743987
Oh ok I see it now. Yeah I guess it's a little fishy she got so cold in the summer, even if she was wet.

The chest/hip doesn't seem like an inconsistency to me, brings to mind her just kinda stomping all over the girl, being a kid I don't know how involved/aware she was of the legal proceedings, so the money they came into could've come as a surprise to her.

Yeah there are some odd points to the story, I dunno if it's through an exaggerated telling, carelessness, or full on BS though.

>>5744080

It just seems like a fantastical story to me. There's a lot of details that possibly say it could be true but a lot of the details are random and seemed haphazardly added.

Like the fact there just so happened to be a Japanese festival while they were there, oh but the bathrooms were really creepy and incredibly far away from everything else and there were so few people at this festival this girl was able to physically be assaulted for quite a bit with no one stumbling upon them before being dragged into the woods.

>>5744139

yeah this one was pretty clearly a fake. most of the really crazy ones seem to be. still entertaining though.

>>5742866
haha, that's actually pretty awesome

I never had a weeaboo horror story. Guess living in an area with Asian majority less of it happens.

I have a story that happened to me for years and is about a weeb couple. I dated this guy K and he was friends with J and H who loved anime and all that, when they found out I did they'd add me to msn and chat and always talk to me, always J more [the male of the couple] and we all got really close and friendly it was pretty cool. Me and K broke up wasn't anything horrible or nasty we just felt nothing any more and remained awesome friends and I also staid friends with J and H.

Now J was a tall lanky skinny greasy guy with glasses and a ponytail and H is a very short goth girl who was a mega hambeast, she was as tall as she was round sort of thing. Now I'm not skinny but I'm not fat but fuck she was huge and had badly dyed red hair.

>>5745672
So, J now I was no longer dating K kept talking to me alot more and would meet up with me without H alot I thought nothing of it cus he kept saying she was at work, she was out etc and he would say alot of things like 'I wish H looked like you.. your the perfect size' 'I wish H's hair was long like yours..' 'I love girls with glasses..' just being really full on and hitting on me.

What was worse was H was also into me too so I had awkward come on's from her while she was very very jealous her boyfriend had a massive thing for me. I'd go around their place and watch anime with them and he'd always be very close.. and so would she.

Later they had an 'open' relationship and H shagged alot of men while J tried to get in my panties . H had got knocked up and went to get an abortion and while this was happening J was over mine trying to get in my panties, he was pretty vile but so was she.

Both kept hinting at me having a threesome with them, they did it to my friend too and when they broke up for good I had nothing to do wither either of them after J got very close to doing things I did not like to me. I started work at a company which they both worked for before and the staff still tell horror stories of how H and J kept asking girls they worked with for sex..

>>5745675
J is now married to what looks like his much older sister or mother and spends his life playing War Hammer. And H is still a huge hambeast who got really jealous of me and still spreads rumors about me all over the place while telling people I tried to steal her new boyfriend who is adverage beard, long hair, big goth coat war hammer fag.

>>5733006
I can't read this at all :(

>Dress up in lolita
>"Hey, nice cosplay"
>-_-

>>5745990
Maybe you should stop wearing OTT Sweet to anime cons. Just a thought.

>>5745990
Well I hope you explained kindly that it's a Japanese fashion and not a costume, instead of berating them for not knowing (Especially if it was something OTT, which is pretty costumey)

>this entire thread

>>5736904
>Britfag
>Holly
>Molly
What part of the UK are you from?

This happened today. Fuck, I'm sleepy

>Going to a small con with my girlfriend
>I'm dressed like Ezio from Assasin's Creed and she's Leonardo.
>Being on the line waiting to get some munchies
>A group of 3 weeaboos dressed as France, Russia and the other was supposed to be Spain show up.
>Shitty wigs, bought costumes, hait poking out of the wigs....
>France takes her away from me and begins posing inappropiately and squeezing her.
>I didn't know how to react, I exchanged some looks with her.
>Suddenly Russia makes a move and takes her red beret off her, uncombs her wig and places the beret back badly done.
>I FUCKING COMBED THAT WIG WITH ALL OF MY LOVE
>I glare at them (if I could I should have scolded them, but I had to save our spot in the line, we were starving)
>Russia asks who was she cosplaying
>Leonardo Da Vinci
>They GTFO and they spend all day being the huge weeaboos they were and they won't approach us anymore.
>Never been so pissed.

>>5747227

Toracon?

okay, one thing that I really don't understand about weebs is how much they love glomping and groping people. i know that those actions are shown in anime a lot, but still...it's anime. i grew up watching bugs bunny, and you don't see me taunting hunters or hitting people with anvils. Like...are they REALLY so socially stunted that they think it is okay to tackle someone to the ground? Or are they just "in character"?

>>5746276
I actually pulled all the names out of my ass, sorry to get you all excited. I know too many people in the cosplay community who frequent here to post real names or locations.

As an aside, I actually quite liked EGL guy and it did turn out that he didn't know how young the girl was (according to her, anyway).

>>5748810

Some Weeaboo shit going on here. Girl made up faje chinese//japanese friends and made facebook accounts for them. She also used them to abuse other people irl. Scary shit.

>>5749924

That looks more like normal Lolitadrama than actual weeaboo horror, imho.

>>5750125
dat pic. My second grade teacher insisted that "people" was spelled as "pepole." I spelled it my way a few times, missed it on tests, and had to write a whole page of
pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole pepole

I kept it up until the 4th or 5th grade, until another teacher corrected me.

>>5749912
I think A LOT of stunted American weeb behaviors started in the 90s, when kids watched stupid comedies where the "cool" or "funny" guy acts like a complete jackass to everybody. FF fifteen years and we're stuck with idiots copying previous idiots copying previous idiots copying previous idiots copying previous idiots copying previous idiots copying previous idiots who tried to be Jim Carey or Chris Farley. But it's been over ten years since any of the morons actually knew what the first group was doing.

So how do you all feel about this

>>5750532
PLEASE tell me your teacher was fired at some point for being a complete dumbass.

>>5750629
WTF NOOOOOO WHYYYY

>>5750629

Oh no! That sucks. I really liked talking with the girl that runs it. She's really nice. :(

>>5750629
What happened?

>>5751045
>>5750917
>>5750874

If I had to take a guess, weeb's gonna weeb

>>5751045
Lol hey, I ran it. Reason for getting banned, think the last weeb I faved reported me for it. Guess it was gonna happen one day, but previously mods just ignored it so one person must have bitched out a lot. Don't think I'll make another one, too many casuals who didn't understand what 4chan was or what weeaboo's really were.

>>5752407

Too bad... Care to make some sort of imgur album then?

>>5750532
dude on of my teachers pulled that on me too
she asked me to write a vertical line on the board for math or something and I was like okay and I did it, and she was like NO THAT'S HORIZONTAL. and I was like bitch u dum or somethin? and then this fucking redheaded nerd was all ANON STOP FIGHTING WITH THE TEACHER OMG THAT'S A HORIZONTAL LINE IT'S GOING UP AND DOWN NOT SIDE TO SIDE
and i was like whatever bitches and she called firecrotch up to draw it instead
kids made fun of me for it at lunch recess
nevrfurget

>>5752420
I could do actually, I used that DA as a storage for all my files though, I have absolutly nothing saved, apart from the ones posted in this thread, so I'd need to rely on you guys to post them back to me so I can put them somewhere. I'd be happy to put them somewhere other than DA, DA just has too many underage weebs on it who don't 'get it', was more trouble than it was funny.

I had my first real encounter with a cosplayer today! (Never been to a con.)

I went to this mall near my boyfriend's house, never been to it. Pretty fucking huge mall. So
we decided to go in Hot Topic to browse around and shit.
We were about to leave when he tells me
"Hey, did you see the cosplayers?"
Instantly I shot around and see this.
2 Inuyasha cosplayers. One with a wig, and one without.
Full out costume too (most likely commissioned, because it looked too good for these greasy balls to make.)
The one without a wig was fat, boobs shown thru, short greasy brown hair and a butterball face.
The other one was skinnier, but had a hawk nose and teeth sticking out.
My instant thought was this is going on cgl.
So we left Hot Topic, and when we walked back past it (30 minutes later) they were still standing in this same spot.
I was too giddy and excited to take a picture of them I made my boyfriend do it though..

>>5752763
From that little bit I see of the other cosplay, think she may have been cosplay Momo from Bleach in her academy uniform.
Not like that changes anything though. Cosplay in public like that with no convention or event in the area is just plain retarded.

>>5750125
>>5750532
>>5752423
holy shit. if that happened to me, i would have punched the teacher and would be proud of it even if i got expelled. i'd question the school system about hiring dummies who just want mindless followers who never question anything.

or the teachers were ultimate trolls who want their students to not succeed.

>>5752822
I think she was not that I remember it, her costume wasn't the same as the Inuyasha's one.
There was no anime con around, except a comic con but even then they shouldn't be cosplaying.
Even though I applaud them for their "confidence", it was really just embarrassing to stand near them.
Not to mention they were in a Hot Topic.

So, anymore weaboo horror stories?
I kinda have one, but it's not scary, just weird and a little stupid.
This is back during my sixth grade years with my best friend who we'll call R. R and I were friends with this one guy whom we'll call S who was a year older. This guy was your typical weaboo: greasy hair, B.O., bad teeth, obsession with anime, the works. He seemed pretty normal (apart from the bad hair and odor), until he started getting into Naruto, and I mean REALLY getting into Naruto. He'd run around like him during gym, arms flapping behind him like he was a god damn chicken or something, with a headband on and everything. Then he got into Hellsing, to the point where he'd bite into his milk carton during breakfast and slurp it up like some retarded cat in a sad attempt to be like a vampire and would then tell me and R all these dumb stories about how he got possessed by ghosts and what not. There was a rumor spread about him at school that consisted of him stalking a lesbian couple (two "bi" scene kid wannabes who loved attention) and asking them to kiss in front of him yada yada yada.
He was basically just really creepy and I'm glad I live in another city now. What's funny is that R ended up dating him. I can only imagine how that went.
Well, that's all I have. Sorry that it wasn't too interesting.

Okay, so I have never been to a con before, was thinking about going to one getting my cosplay on and shit.
But holy fuck.
Are these fuckers really that abusive?
Like so many fucking injuries and shit.
What the honest fuck people?

>>5753005
It's because most people don't know how to call up security or the police. IT happens way too often. Learn some martial arts and keep pepper spray and a cell-phone on you at all times and you should be fine.

I've posted this before, but I may as well contribute again. Sorry if it's a little different than before; I didn't save it, and my memory has a habit of sucking horribly.
>First anime convention; age 13 or so
>Made a cardboard robot suit for the convention; couldn't see very well, couldn't move very well, but it looked pretty good
>Everyone so far is pretty awesome, and I'm having fun; a guy in a Cape Feather Mario costume even watched my robot while I went to pee
>Soon, a rival robot appears: The Pushbot
>Pushbot has his arms sticking out front instead of the sides like mine, and obviously pushes people
>We get into a mock fight for the cameras; dumb poses, robotic combat, all for laughs
>Everyone is having fun; plenty of time for pictures, so I stop
>A couple minutes later, start carefully walking down the stairs in the main lobby, very difficult because of no peripheral vision
>Pushbot decides he's not done pushing
>My scrawny tween body goes tumbling down the stairs
I dunno if you know, but falling down twenty or so steps in cardboard boxes SUCKS. You get all the pain and joy of falling down stairs, only now you can't move to shield yourself, and it feels like you're in a tumbler dryer.
>By the time I make it to the bottom steps, I have several broken ribs, s fractured wrist, and a horrible concussion
>Only really remember some hot cosplayer girl freaking the fuck out and making sure my neck wasn't broken
>End up spending the night in the hospital for the concussion
>Pushbot was apprehended at home; he tried to run, but he was registered for the con, and who could forget a PUSHBOT?
>Not a very entertaining story but I'll still post it wanna fight about it

>>5753018

Or I don't think I'll go.
This is fucking scary man.

>>5753027
Travel in a group and NEVER let go of the people you're with. If they need to go pee, go with them to the restroom. NEVER. GO. ALONE.
It's okay to go, though. Not all conventions are that bad. You just gotta know how to take care of yourself.

>>5753005
Well, you have to remember that some of these may be made up, they're stories that stand out above years of cons, and that shit happens.
But yeah, as with any large social get-together, watch yourself. Don't put yourself into situations where you can be taken advantage of, ie getting drunk alone with people you don't know, or humoring weirdos. This goes for guys and girls.

>>5753027
strength in numbers, man
and remember
don't be afraid to hurt their feelings if they're being creepy fucks
saving their feelings just sets them up to either pretend you're bffs, or do it to everyone else they meet as well

>>5753026

No, I wanna push about it.
Get it?
Ohohoho
killmenow

>>5753026
PAK CHOOIE UNF

>>5753032
The only issue with that is my friends aren't into this shit like I am. They would never go to a con with me.
Unless I bribed them.

>>5753053
Bring yo mama. o3o
And a knife (optional).

bumping for stories of akon since this will be my first year going.

>>5753220
Been to A-kon for the past 8 years, never had any issues other than some awkward conversations here and there though some of my friends have had issues at times. The most awkward occurrence was this past A-fest.

>>5753220
The only horror story I have is some guy I saw by the escalator all weekend who looked like he was staring up skirts, but that kinda seems like a regular occurrence at conventions with escalators.

>>5753409
Care to share? I love stories from my neck of the woods.

>>5753027
>>5753018
Both of you are way too paranoid, how do you even manage to leave the house? Most of these stories are/seem fake and usually escalate because nothing is done about them. You can be alone at an anime convention, just don't be stupid. If a creeper is creeping on you, tell someone. Suffocating your friends out of paranoia and never giving them time alone at the convention is grounds itself for a horror story.

>>5753460
Mfw when you get violently raped by a greasy weaboo.

>>5753466
But I'm not from /cgl/, so I don't treat stalkers/creepers nicely. You tell them off and if that doesn't work, you call security. It's as easy as that. Why would you go anywhere alone with them?

>>5753469
Never said you would. Never said you should always pester your friends, either. Just said to stick with them at all times.
Maybe I should edit "NEVER BE ALONE" to "Being alone is a bad idea."

>>5753476
Gonig to bed, btw. If you want, we can argue tomorrow. Say... 7:30 CST?

>>5753479
Derp. Going*

>>5753476
That's still extremely paranoid. Being alone isn't a bad idea. Letting people harass you is. If I'm getting "glomped" or whatever else, there's nothing any of my friends can do about it AFTER I'm on the floor with a broken rib. If I'm getting felt up, what can my friend do that security/the police can't? I'm just not understanding all this paranoia and fear mongering...

>>5750865
AFAIK she taught right up to her death a few years ago. I'm sorry she died young, even though she sucked as a spelling teacher.

This isn't an horror story but hey, it was pretty shitty

I'm that guy from Uruguay who posted the FreakOut thing earlier

Was going to take a picture with my friends, so I ask this dude dressed as Link to take it. As I handle it to him, he starts to stutter, shaking and spilling spaghetti everywhere, the camera falls on the floor. He grabs it nervously and tries to take a pic of us. 'T-there you go' he says, and all I see is that it's black. The lenses won't work.

He broke my dad's camera. The camera he was going to use on his trip to Spain in two weeks, just because he was such a social retard that he was unable to grab a fucking camera handed to him without shaking like mad.

When I noticed it was broken and looked the other way, he already disappeared.

I understand that he could be nervous or whatever, but what the actual fuck? Not mad though, just disappointed and sad.

>>5733929
It's weird to see my own story on here. I really don't think it's that impressive compared to like the fork story.

>>5753575
I mean, at least he could've tried to apologize

What a huge douchebag

>>5737019
That story just kinda made you seem like a bitch.

>>5753610
Yep.

The kid was simply socially awkward and too attached to her. She couldn't say 'no' to his attention and present, yet somehow puts the blame on her friend (?).

You've acted like a bitch, sis. He was just trying to make you like him and you, in your vain narcissism, couldn't comprehend this, couldn't stop his advances, enabled him and gave him hopes.

Grow up.

>>5753610
>>5753643
I don't even know why I'm replying, but okay.
I'm not saying what I did was right. Even in my first posts I admitted that a huge part of it was my fault. At that time I was too shy to say no to a lot of stuff (I don't have that problem anymore). But that doesn't allow him to keep stalking me when I've told him I needed space.

I've got one that you all may enjoy, about one of the rudest weeb's I've encountered.

I think I should start by saying, i've met my fair share of them, was one when I was much younger and I like to think that most people are able to out grow this kind of behaviour very quickly.
I should also say that I don't know this person outside this experience, but others that I know do, and really wish they didn't.

And in the interest of people changing, I'll refer to this guy as D.

D, did not look like your traditional weeb. He was well dressed, fairly normal looking, etc. Then he would open his mouth and ruin it.

So let me begin the story proper.

>>5753751
Now, I am not a talented sewer. I can style a wig so long as it's basic, and I can help others by laying out patterns and doing what I can to help when costumes are being made, I was doing a group with some friends of mine, and my sister, we where doing Drive forms for Kingdom Hearts characters, because we had realised that one, it was cheaper for everyone and not all of us had a lot of money, on top of that, it was a favour to me because I decided because I couldn't sew -at all-. That I would be paying for the materials, writing a skit and generally doing things that catered to my position.

So we finish in time for the con, the first day, we're cosplaying as different characters, our Kingdom Hearts group reserved for day 2, this is where I had run into D. He was hiding his power level for a good while that day, but he did seem a little off none the less, he was pervy, but I had seen much worse…. And then it got time for the cosplay comp. I had decided to stay off stage that day, I had eaten some food that hadn't agreed with me (pretty sure it was a kebab, it was years ago.) and would just sit and take some photo's for some of the friends that where either occupied with helping out with the con, or onstage themselves.

D was with me, too, his costume was a simple organisation coat, no wig or anything, but he said he was cosplaying as Axel. The coat wasn't very good, and he didn't really look the part (he probably would of been better of trying to pass himself off as one of the stronger buff ones.) This was where his weaboo/rude behaviour kicked in. D. Seemed to love picking apart other peoples cosplays, or just the person in general. Speaking in what he thought was japanese (so much desu!) at different points, making other people watching the competion to actually snap at him to shut him up. I should also add that he was even being snide to kids. Who couldn't of been older then ten. Telling me that one was a whore- that her costume was slutty etc. The girl was a Jedi.

>>5753756
>>5753754
I think D started to believe I agreed with him or that we where suddenly great friends, because the second day he would not leave me or my group alone, except when he found a girl to perv on. We tried being pleasant, thinking that we would never see him again after the con so we could tolerate the fucker, we didn't want drama. We even have a policy against it at house parties.

Then D tried to grope a 13 year old. That was all our straws broken, especially my sister who went mental. D is in his mid 20's. He went off at me for not defending his honour and how women can't treat him this way because their minds where weaker etc. I reminded him that he was currently pissing of people with wooden things to beat him with, who had just seen him attempt to molest a kid. That he had to leave or we would make it tough on him by involving con staff.
He did leave, said that we where cursed and that we'd regret ever defying him. (he called himself ore-sama during this, preeeeetty sure that's a japanese way of proudly saying who you are? I dunno. I was told this off hand later by other folks.)

>>5753757

My sister and friend comforted the little girl, gave her a lollipop and got her back to the kids parents, told them what happened and who the guy was, what he looked like and our phone numbers just incase they wanted to press charges. They apparently didn't. The girl cosplayed as a Valor Form Roxas the next year, based on the one my sister cosplayed, it filled her with emotion and dawww.

I have never spoken with D since that event, but I know he still hangs around with some of my other friends, and he's still a creepy pervert.

anyone have the story of the ODST?

>>5753756
>At a con
>Hiding your power level

I SHIGGY DIGGY LET'S GET JIGGY

>be 15
>mildly into anime and TG
>have older brother who's really into it
>have small group who does cos-play and larping, D&D shit like that
>their is three girls in the group two of them sisters, both ham-beasts, lets call them k & c and a mildly fat mildly bitchy girl
>older hambeast c is really into yaoi
>one day I'm looking through her drawings she left behind
>I get a frantic call from her littler sister k about how c is freaking the fuck out over her lost book, I tell her I'll give it to her at school, then the phone call abruptly ends
>da fuck?
>I start looking through the book, and after a few pages of standard weeb crap, inuyasha and shit I see it

>>5754097
part 2
>She had drawn me and my brother in anime style in a horrific comic having hardcore gay sex
>She had drawn all the guys of our groups in anime style doing the same thing
>as I looked to the back of the book almost tasting vomit I found out that she had been drawing them and posting them on the internet for her little yaoi group
>I hear a knock at the door
>c & k are there, c has a bad pokerface and k is looking freaked out and confused, c asks if she left her notebook at my house
>I am still so shocked from what I saw I can only stare at her
>My brother comes up behind just getting back from work and asks whats going on
>c spins to him and says she lost her notebook and he shrugs and tells her to go in and get it, she barrels past me and grabs it off the table I was looking at it on, then dashes as fast as her fat legs can carry her out
>k still looks confused and leaves
>my brother asks whats going on
>Its been five years since then and my group has not since seen her, we did see her sister k who latter told me she found out, and had also found yuri pictures of her [much skinnier] in the notebook and had gone through a bunch of shit with c about it
>apparently c is a trekkie now

Hi there, /cgl/!

I came bearing gifts. If you thought any image in this thread was bad, read this.

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

Bump for entertainment. Some of these are beautiful.

>>5756250
Jesus christ.

>>5756250
I can't even imagine being that guy or that girl, the guy must have no one at all, I really can't imagine a life that depressing, and the girl caught up in it all, it must really be awful to have to be in fear about what he could do to you, I don't think he had any intentions of hurting her but still, from her point of view, it must've been horrible to never be able to relax. It just sounds like an extremely depressing story.

>>5756250
Can't... Stop... READING.

>>5756250

...hands down the most obvious trolling I've ever seen.

>>5756453
How is it trolling?

>>5756467

because a majority of the storyline is pulled right out of Densha Otoko.

True Story.

>>5756250
>#OP
>Subject: To Denko

>Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
>And now, it’s spring again just the same.

>Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
>But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
>It’s been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.

>You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you, Denko?
>Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
>I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…

>Even when we met eyes, I didn’t have the courage.
>And we could never talk to each other.
>But now, I’m different!
>Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!

>>5756250
wow. AMAZING!

>>5756250
Jesus fuck what the shit did I just read.

>>5756250
>I’m sorry for making you worry.
>I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?

Oh, well if you say it like that...

His love letter sounded A LOT like one I got once. Ickk creepy shit.

>>5756250
Even if this did happen to be a mega troll, it doesn't discount the possibility that girls have had (very) similar situations like this happening to them...

>>5756845
I haven't read the love letter in whatever you're referring to, but how does one make a love letter not sound creepy?

>>5756876
Yeah, I once had a guy go from normal to (´･ω･`)-mode stalker the second I agreed to go out with him. Before the first date, he was texting/phoning/IMing me constantly. I don't know when the fuck he slept, because he sure as hell didn't give me enough time to sleep unless I turned off my phone. When I told him to cut it out, he told me that it was so cute that I was shy but I didn't have to hide my feeling for him. He got worse with time, so I called things off after two weeks.

Cue more emails/IMs/calls/texts with such lovely nuggets as "I know I harassed you, but I figured you'd just take it and wouldn't call me out on it. I'll forgive you for breaking up with me, so let's go out again."

It only stopped because I blocked him everywhere online and his phone was stolen so he lost my number. At least he wasn't obsessed enough to not rely on his address book.

>>5756879 I have no idea. Love letters are generally a bad idea if you are not in a long term relationship with said person.

After turning him down multiple times (each time acting like I never really answered) I got the letter and it had really bad phrases ("your scarlet hair"), sounded like he wanted to kill me at one point, and it was really bad with the whole ("I'd be lying if I didn't say there wasn't sexual tension") WTF.

Also, the envelope contained three marbles and some Princess Peach chopstick.

It's been nearly two years and a couple weeks ago he asked me to go on a date again.

I may have a con story soon since one friend thought it'd be a GREAT idea to invite him with our group.

>>5757041
>Also, the envelope contained three marbles and some Princess Peach chopstick.

HUSBAND MATERIAL DETECTED

>>5756250
I dated a guy like this for three years, this is just crazy to read. I hope this is a troll.

>>5757068
seriously yeah he'll be a great provider for the beautiful babies you'll make together.

>>5756893
I have to admit, i was probably clingy to the point of creepy with my first g/f

But at least i can say i have since matured and learnt my lessons.

>>5752407

Hey! Do you have another dA I can watch? Like just a normal one?

>>5756250
Oh my god, I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
Poor Denko.

>>5757757
Hey~ Yep! Added you to watch as I don't wanna link it here :3 I'm afraid I hardly use it during university time though.

That Denko story makes me sad. It reminds me of a guy I had a really bad stalking experience with when I was 14. I was lucky enough to get sent out of the country to boarding school though, so the physical stalking was put to an end.
Didn't prevent him from sending me pages and pages of offline messages on MSN though...
I don't understand how these guys manage to twist everything you say. Obviously I learnt from my experience, but nowadays I'm very direct with expressing my feelings because I'm scared some crazy guy will turn around again and say "I'm going to die because of you! I thought you loved me! I can't live like this any more!"