Fat and ugly people deserve compliments

Good looking people are clearly bad persons engulfed in the flames of their own oversized ego

I hate myself.

How to deal with my drinking problem.

Girls hate each other

And themselves

No standard is ever high enough

/cgl/ is full of horrible cunts.

You people are among some of the worst potential costumers when it comes to costumes and props.

Oh, and people love drama more than the actual cosplay or conventions. You keep seeing NO DRAMA, Check yo drama at the door and the like on forums, when people check into a room together, etc. But you can tell they want that shit to keep it all interesting.

>>5718967
Bitch stop trying to act tough. I can tell you're the kind who can barely hold their liquor.

>>5718975
Not acting tough. I ruined a 16 year friendship with a bottle of rum. I was scared of booze for half a year till convention time rolled around and I eased myself back into drinking in a responsible way at conventions.

>>5718971

I learned that this ei666 girl has nice jugs, so I'll try to creep on her more often.

>>5718981
>desperately pretending to not be a virgin on the internet
>pretending to be a drinker
Heck, I doubt your mommy even lets you smoke.

I am addicted to internet drama.
I think I might need an intervention.

>>5718990
So first I can't hold my booze and then I don't drink booze? Wat? Quit rustlin my jimmies. And I swear I'm not Multiclassing into wizard.

>trigger discipline
>armor
>dealing with ridiculous people
>friends
>pressing seams
>posing
>good online stores
>lots of references and support

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm still having a really positive experience here.

Most (if not all) of the girls in cosplay have (at least) one of the following traits:

>Daddy issues
>Eating disorder
>Victim complex (every girl is jelly/hates her, every man wants to punch/rape her, etc)
>Cluster B personality disorder
>Pretends to be bi to be edgy
>Is crazy (schizo, bipolar, depressive, suicidal, etc)
>Actually doesn't watch anime or play vidya

what I learned from /cgl/
-You are never too thin
-You are not pretty enough
-Use photoshop
-do not use photoshop or you are a fake whore
-do not be muscular
-but lift some weights fatty
-arda wigs are terrible quality
-arda wigs saved my life!
-Girls and guys are whores
-Every body hates every body, at least half of the time
-motherhood is disgusting
-conventions are for partying
-female marines are "whores"

>>5719007
smoker, I don't have anything against you, but you do come across as a try-hard.
You remind me of those 14 year that post pictures of themselves online with unlit cigarettes in their mouths
Because its totally cool to be addicted to cigarettes u guise I'm so badass

Every time you post you make an effort to reference your smoking, drinking, or general badassery. It seems like an act. Not to mention that I've seen pictures of you, and you look like a slightly doughy but good natured boy.

... that /cgl/'s standards are constantly mutating so that nobody can ever be acceptable in ANY endeavor, EVER. I love the simple fashion and clothing threads. I have grown to enjoy reading more and more about cosplay, maybe I will even try it one day. But the drama astounds me anew every day. And it's my guilty pleasure!

This board is jelly of me.

>>5719032
aw shit

and this isn't even my post

>>5719032
>but you do come across as a try-hard
You can really say this about any of the tripfriends in this board. Everyone has said one thing or another that has made me cringe.

>>5719066
Everyone? Even Jim?

>>5719072
Of course, Jim

>>5719085
>>5719066

Why not publish a list of 'stupid shit tripfags say'?

>>5719032
It breaks character to respond properly. But posting on /cgl/ is this odd stress relief thing where I surround myself with things I passionately dislike to be able to let out the rants and rage that no one understands in person. If I wanted to just go to conventions I wouldent need /cgl/, if I had more time for vidja, I wouldn't get my daily dose of chan shenanigans from this board. And because of those things I post without second though for anything I say, most of which goes back to my chain smoking, occasional sinking, and self inflating ego because those are the easiest points to get across wile tacking the word faggot to the end. I'm a much more enjoyable person face to face. I'm still an asshole, but my personality is magnetic, which doesn't show through Bateman photos and constant ridicule of others born less fortunate than I. I just don't have the time or effort to properly transpose my real self to the Internet to a community full of bitches and whores who keep track of cannon like a mother hawk.

Yet another thread with potential derailed by tripfags attentionwhoring

Good job

>>5719094
You seem pretty bothered about what the bitches and whores think of you, though.
Just act normal, meng.

>How to apply make-up
>How to sew
>What to avoid at cons/what I can do to make me going to cons more enjoyable

>>5719094
TL;DR
>I just don't have the time or effort to properly transpose my real self to the Internet to a community full of bitches and whores who keep track of cannon like a mother hawk.
So you admit you're a lonely virgin who acts tough on the Internet? Gee, who on Earth would believe that.

>>5719103
Nah that's just more issues manifesting
>>5719106
Wrote that just for you. On my way to wizardhood in your world oh so soon.

>women are either fat or anorexic
>women are all sluts or whores, even virgins
>women want to be and deserve to be raped
>Lolitas are all a bunch of horrible drama whores
>There is no such thing as a good cosplay

>>5719106
Apparently he gets around more than I do.

>mfw

>>5719112
I like breaking Beta boys.

no one is pretty enough
no one

>>5719115
why? is your level of 'getting around' negative?

>How to dress myself
>How to sew
>How to recognize photoshop
>How to tell good quality fabrics/lace/materials/wigs for bad quality
>To appreciate some good drama (without getting involved)

>>5719122
I just know he fucks several women on occasion. I'm generally pickier. Take that as you will.

>>5719125
Right, because you saw him fuck women. Or even touch women (hover hand don't count).

>>5719007
> virgin
> can't/don't drink
> fat

Bet you can't even hold half a beer down, even though you are a massive cow.

Every girl here is lusting for Matt's dick just because other girls are lusting for him

Others hate him just because other girls like him

No one even considers he may be a cool guy (or not), just how popular he is

/cgl/ is like a popularity contest, that's all it matters when you decide who you hate or who you want to sex

>>5719131
>because other girls are lusting for him
Fucking nailed it right there brosky.

Imagine if Matt started posting here now. All his history on /cgl/ cleaned. He'd be regarded as one of the /fit/ Beta >pls respond fucks, and no one would give two shits about him.
Then again, it's not like a /cgl/ specific problem. Privileged 'oldfags' getting privileges is an issue all over the Internet.

Absolutely nothing.