https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AiNj4IYXyx2UdE1QSkNndmdYaHJLVFdxblp0OWx1LXc&hl=en_U
S#gid=0

>>5717890
that needs to be updated

>>5717890
>mfw I'm not on the other two sheets
Stayed under the radar on that at least.

I have no rating, location and no vendetta
I think im ok with this <3

>>5717932
you are on the ugly list

>>5717890
Update with my new trip and a photo of my baby, please and thank you.

#5 is in cosplay right? He doesn't normally walk around like that right?

... Right?

>>5717973
Diavolo's cosplaying as Diavolo you fucking newfag

hot

...I think I just fell in love.

>>5717915

o_o its like you want to be on the list

>>5718033
he does

>>5718041
>>5718033
He would probably suck more dick than normal to get on the list a second time.

>Me
>Not on the list regardless of my take no prisoners attitude and hilarious jokes
And I thought you had class, /cgl/

>>5718053
Oh look, the new trips think they matter.

>>5718048
What the other lists?
NOPE.
I didn't even know about the other spreadsheets until recently.
I keep as much as I can completely off the grid so you guys have as little vendetta on me as possible.

>>5718075
>New trips
But it's barely even Spring..

>>5718083
Summers come early.

>>5718075
Oh look, the old trips think they ever mattered

>>5718075
>making fun of new trips
lololol now thats cute

>>5718091
Little buttfrustrated? It's gonna be ok.

>>5718053
Who even are you

>>5718105
>hey guys i gotta make an irrelevant post so i can be included in the hot tripfag discussion

>>5717915
I can be your cheerleader

>>5718053
Never seen you before, reveal yourself.

>>5718104
lol wot m8
>>5718105
I'm here to vote in the /cgl/ next model contest
European Chipmunk 2012

>>5718118
I'm from /fit/. I came here yesterday, low on sleep, high on weed, and bored as fuck. I saw the /cgl/ next model contest and I decided I'd stick around for that to see if my favorite wins. I put on a trip because.. let's face it. I'm fucking awesome and will forever be better than you because I refuse to dress up like Yu-Gi-Oh and Sephiroth

>>5718131
post your bod

>>5718138
>Post my bod
>On /cgl/
>For a bunch of dudes
lol nah

>>5718138
faggots like you are the reason /fit/niggers raid us every day

>>5718142
Actually /cgl/ is mostly girls, I would say a good 80%.
Hence all the drama threads lol.

>>5718142
do you even lift?

>>5718142
You're from /fit/, you should be used to having a cock down your throat.

>>5718131
I see. Be sure to vote for me~

>>5718146
Yeah, except every dude on this board right now is in this thread wondering why they weren't on the list and I would bet most chick don't give a fuck about this thread outside of posting suggestions for the list.

Funny how all the trips who are asking who I am haven't got any chicks saying that they should be on the list. Lol uggo betas

>>5718149
Who are you?

>>5718155
all the dudes posting here are awesome
masas a pirate
gods one of the best looking men ever
smokers...smoker
hell even valle got a top ten girl here

>>5718148
A /fit/ gay joke. Good one. How's that sewing machine, bro?

too bad this is just for trips, id be a shoe in for No.1

>>5718158
Smoker, don't be silly, you know who I am.

>>5718174
Yeah the underweight faggot who claims to work out all the time.
Shut the fuck up you twink.

>>5718171
Lol I don't sew.

>>5718168
Even in real life people describe me with just my name. I guess I'm just forced to play the hand I'm dealt.

>>5717883

Maguma looks like Mos Def in that picture. Maybe it's the hat.

where is the female version?

>>5718187
Or take the hint and change your shitty personality/look.
>>5718193
I think you're thinking of Common if he had AIDS

>>5718201
Nah. I think I'm good. Always make em guess. Look left doge right.

>>5718182

i am not underweight...

>>5718217
I knew this thread would be no good. Trolling guys isn't as easy as trolling girls. We're just so much fucking smarter than them.

>>5718220
Yes you are faggot. It's painfully obvious too.
Protip: curling 5lb weights isn't working out.

>>5718224

i'll have you know i can curl 25's

So who are you guys voting for in the /cgl/ next top model thing?

inb4 everyone is voting for Ophelia

>>5718244
This is my favorite awkward gif

>>5718244

prove it, beta.

>>5718246
>trying to bro out with the men
>trying to change the subject


Backpedal harder bro.

>>5718244
PFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was curling that when I was in middle school.

>>5718257

how can i prove it?
I am not beta...

>>5718262
all about form bro

>>5718260
Just trying to figure out what kind of taste the guys on this board had. I did the same thing on /sci/ the other day. Jesus, breh, settle down. I'm not trying to smoke you out or anything, just a question.

Western Fella should be number 1 imo

Also >>5717890

Why don't we have an unshooped or naked picture of Logseux for her alternative?

>>5718275
>trying to throw in /fit/ logic
Don't even try bitch.
If you can't curl more than 25 you don't know shit about form.
After a month you'd be up higher than that, provided you work out "all the time" like you claim.

>>5718275

You are posting here, I don't care if you are "trawling eecks dee XD", something is wrong with you if you are posting here and you are male.

>>5718280
Because the glorious maker would change it if she asked.
Which she would.
I asked him to change the pic for me to one I'm actually doing cosplay in as opposed to acting a fool and voila.

It's why the LSD joke doesn't really make sense anymore...

>>5718284
Yeah, I would usually say it doesn't matter where you start, but how you progress. But if you claim to workout all the time and you're still curling 25 lb DB's there is something wrong there.

>>5718284

>implying that's fit logic, and not just logic logic.

>>5718289
that's a pretty big generalization, as to whats wrong with me im just a little awkward, but that should be obvious

>>5718310
Just get the fuck out faggot.
You're as liked as Logseux, MaryJane and DerpQueen.

At least two of them had the sense to quit coming here for the most part.

>>5718290
Surely they would prefer an embarrassing or humiliating photo of her

>>5718317

>comparing me to Logseux, MaryJane or DerpQueen.

i was under the impression only like 7 people even knew i posted.

>>5718336
Kill yourself.

>>5718336
>Mfw Logseux and Derpqueen are sexy as fuck you're probably just jelly as helly

Goddamn, fat girls. You're so predictable.

>>5718371
>implying i'm a girl
>newfag is superfuckingnew
LOL HE THINKS LOGSEUX IS HOT
Someone show him her real pics.

>>5718317
I like him.

>>5718376
>>5718371
Here you /fit/bitch
This is what your "sexy" girl looks like when she hasn't shooped her pics.
And there's a lot more like this.

>>5718386
>forgot pic

>>5718371
Yeah you have some bad taste mate, that and she's spiteful. You should read her ED, when those supposed good looks fade you'll be left with a withered bitch

>>5718371
Also what sort of girl gets engaged in 2011 and then gets naked on /soc/ for the rest of the Internet. Her poor boyfriend

>>5718390
>>5718389
1. Probably just one bad pic. Good job, bro.
2. I'd still fuck her and she's still hotter than most of the pics I've seen on here of seagulls
3. I didn't say I'd marry her, breh. Settle down.
4. Didn't someone mention naked pictures of her?

>>5718400
There's more than one bad picture... Good job you aren't going to marry her, she'd probably parade herself around naked on the internet still and trample all over her respect for you

>>5718246

You sound like you have aspergers.

>>5718345

i imagine ill die out of sheer awkwardness and embarrassment any day now.

>>5718400
In fact, just help yourself

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Rakuhana#Kathryn_Lockley-Brown_aka_Logseux_aka_Blousie_aka_Additiona
l_Pylons

Although you'll probably just skip to the nudes and not pay attention to the text or fugly pictures

>>5718414
Thanks, doctor.
>>5718419
Yeah you're probably right. Thanks for the link, though.

>>5718400
Fuck off beta bitch, I wouldn't touch you with a 20 foot pole.

>>5718433
How's that bulimia coming along?

>>5718433
>>5718433
>Implying you wouldn't
lol

>>5718448
She totally would given the chance, she gets bored of relationships easy. Unless you aren't all sparkles and sunshine 24-7 then you're relationship will be doomed

>>5718457
Again
>Relationship
>With a seagull
get the fuck out.

>this thread
Neat.

>>5718470
Even worse, a relationship with a fucked in the head seagull that tripfags

>>5718476
>ATIWAB is on /cgl/ tripfag thing
>Laugh and then read he has a crush on Red Dickies
>Look for that name on the sheet
>It's a dude
>Awh, c'mon man..
>Click on his picture
Yeah, I see it

>>5718485

who the fuck are you and why are you despretely trying fit in?

>>5718510
Slow your roll, Joe. I'm just trying to pass some time.

>Not on list
>No longer remembered under old trip
I don't know how to feel.

>>5718075
Actually, it looks like they do.

I mean, why the fuck did they add ATIWAB, he hasn't posted here more than for a few days. Or the shitty trolls. Or Dizzy.

At least the underage b&s and Asians are understandable, as they were added just for the merit of being underage and Asian, respectively (for the local pedos and yellow fevers, respectively).

But Dizzy? What the fuck.

>>5718174
>>5718174
nonono, don't worry, I've forgotten about you but you're a priority to be added

>>5718927
>>5718174
Well this is awkward.

>>5718927
Change Logsucks picture to something more appropriate from her ED article please

>>5718946
Nigger pls. He is the rightful ruler of Westeros.

Some fat guy is number 2? What the fuck?

>>5718927
in on that reverse psychology.
i wouldn't mind my handsome face, out for everyone to see

>>5718280

according to his facebook, WF is pretty hot outside of western clothes too.

post self nigger

oops

>>5719005
>>5719026

>>5719010

mmm, Got a link?

>>5719037
bro isn't Miyu or J-Nigger. i'm not giving out his facebook. here's his profile picture though.

someone needs to seriously rework OPs list. no reddickies or god? fuck this.

>>5719059
This would be the worst thing ever. Don't.

>>5719059
>no reddickies or god? fuck this.
THIS.

I mean I hate God as much as the next guy, but him not being #1 is injustice.

Also, Roko pretty much lost the game, he only got there out of 'nice guy' pity, and now we've all seen what a 'nice guy' he is.

And there's a lot of new more attractive trips (females and males) that aren't even rated.

>>5719064

Yes he is.

>>5719059

And good hot god damn. I think I'm in love.

>>5719070
>he only got there out of 'nice guy' pity,

Isn't that how Johnny Bravo got there too?

>>5719108
And Charizard.

>>5719108
Kind of. But I think he got the top place as a joke or something. /cgl/'s never seen his fattie face, so no one can tell how (un)attractive he is.

However, seeing as it took just one strong independent black woman (Sage-san) to call him out on his bullshit, I'm guessing he's Roko level 'Beta nice guy' who used to come here to pretend he's a likable person, and that he has a chance to procreate.

>>5719111
That too, but Charizard didn't slip up yet, and keeps his Beta nice guy act tight. Unless you're a male and say anything negative about him (or just do the latter and he'll project a male on you). Watch him lash out in rage, frothing at the mouth, being all Internet tough guy and shit. But just like good battered housewives to be, his fan girls are willing to ignore that.

>>5719127

Wouldn't battered housewives to be be more attracted to alphas?

>>5719114
>>5719127
Protip: Johnny and Charizard never start shit nor react to people trying to start shit it's always the drama coming their way and not them starting drama.

>>5719133

There's a difference between being a beta-faux nice guy and being good at defusing drama.

>>5719133
>Charizard never start shit nor react to people trying to start shit
Nope. Charizard did, on multiple occasions.

>unless youre anon youre the worst scum imaginable
stay classy /cgl/

>>5719142
No?

Some of the descriptions are overwhelmingly positive. Like G. Or... uh... that ugly cunt, Micnax. Like whoa, it almost looks like he's the creator's buddy or something.

It's pretty sad that this is the best you can do.

Yours,
/fit/

>>5719151
What about ATIWAB and Bornedead? They're in the list. Surely /cgl/ will vote for them top places at least.

>>5719149
>going off the newfag spreadsheet
doing it wrong

>>5719156
lol

>>5719149
Freeman, Dio, Westernfella and Oishi all have very positive descriptions...look harder

which one of you is Anonymous User 280?

they looked at all the underage posters (and Smoker), skipping everything else

>and now we've all seen what a 'nice guy' he is
did he do something else other than, say he knew something about lobi? because as funny as it was to see lawnmower girl blow a gasket it really seems like we're blowing things out of proportion if that's the ONLY thing he did

>>5719160
The older ones have bland robotic descriptions for everyone. As well as fucking races listed, like what the fuck?

>>5719149

[spoiler]G only got a good description because he's Johnny Bravo[/spoiler]

>>5719162
God = Anonymous User 4229.

>>5719026
>>5719028

no pics on this comp

>>5719177
I thought it has been established repeatedly that G is not funny enough to be Johnny

Can we get a fake nice guy list?

I'm going to jump in and say Charizard is a decent guy. Partied with him and had a couple of conversations. I would def let him feel my pecs, or wash my quads. No homo.

>>5719184
Roko and shaynii, tied for the #1 spot

>>5719189
>shaynii
Why her?

>>5719184

Roko
Charizard
Johnny
Blue (But he probably is actually a nice beta)

>This Thread
>MFW

>>5719181
Don't worry, I got you cowered brosky:

awkward
-
Location: TX or WI, not sure
>One of the newest claimants for Lobitah's Iron Throne (read: vagina). Being a pedo creeper all around, has the least in terms of followers, but being pedophiles themselves, they're the most fanatical and outspoken.
>picture related

>>5719190
Am I the only one who feels like she puts on the nice-girl facade?
Every single thing she posts is "anon you're beautiful, let's be friends"

I don't think she's secretly the devil or anything, but it all seems carefully constructed to give her a moe, overly sweet persona

>>5719201
that pic lacks his uglier version of roko face

>>5719201
>cowered
fuck me, just fuck me...

...

also if you want, we can stitch it together with your other trip, so then you get a full tripname+tripcode, as well as a face

>>5719179
nah, I'm at the gym.

>>5719201

that's not even me.

>mfw pedo

and it's WI. get your facts straight

>>5719201
This warrants the Iron Throne repost. Anyone has that post saved? I couldn't take it because it was too big for my computer screen :<

>>5719209
>uploads a smartphone photo
>as evidence that he couldn't possibly read it with his smartphone

>>5719223
too much work.

>>5719218
You mean this?

>>5718033
Funny, you saying that right after your request to be there was fulfilled.

>>5717890
what the hell, I'm not on the internet for 8 months and everybody who to used to tripfag doesn't anymore? who are all these new people? where did everybody go?

I find it funny that I'm listed as dating Duralath, but he's not on that spreadsheet.

>>5719059

..Is he taken yet?

>>5719203
I'm not going for moe or sweet at all, I just like making friends, and I see no point to being rude to people over the internet.
If I'm going to be rude to someone I will send them a memo to meet me in the alley at 4pm, and this rest will be history.

>>5719321
go to bed

>>5719322
There's broccoli cooking right now, so if I go to bed my house could set on fire.

>>5719324
You are ridiculous for cooking broccoli at 6am.

i do not understand whats going on here...

>>5719306

Yes. Some bitch that looks and acts like an exact clone of Zooey Deschanel. Sorry anon.

All of you, give me...AIM, YIM, MSN, Skype and the sort.. I want to make friends!

>>5719327
>implying we're in the same time zone
It's 3:20am

>>5719334
I feel like that doesn't make an enormous difference.

>>5719336
Sometimes when it gets late I crave steamed vegetables.
Why're you awake at 6am?

>>5719299
Nice try bitch. Half the people there were still there 8 months ago.

>>5719330

Fuck. Zooey is my girlcrush though. I can't blame him.

>>5719336
>>5719339
go to bed

>>5719330

nice, pics?

>>5719348
I still have a crush on u B-O-Y :<

pls don't go away no more

Can I be trippfag too? :3c

>>5719361

>>5719352

delivering. she tripped here once. i hate her.

>>5719339
I lift at midnight, and get my macros in late at night.

>tfw you don't even call it "eating" anymore

>>5719361
Sure why not. But you won't get in the list unless you're

a) Asian
b) an underage b&, if female you can be ugly too, pedos make due with whatever they can get, if male then you had better be good looking.
c) an oldfag cosplayer with a fanbase (being a cosplayer alone rarely doest the trick).
d) have enough DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA around you.
e) be a successful troll.
f) fuck some of the tripfags on the list.

>>5719372
I don't think I'd want to be on the list. I just want to be tripfag. :3

>>5719371
That explains it. I'm always really impressed by people who go to the gym so late. Bravo to you.

>>5719348
You first.

>>5719377
'k, whatever.

To be a tripfag, you put in the name field "Jim #real". Then you become a tripfag. For real.

>>5719370

Fuck me. You weren't kidding.

>>5719196
>is actually a nice beta
Are you fucking kidding me?

Does no one remember how obnoxious that fatty fuck was? Until he finally got laid with Miss Manjaw and dropped half his weight, he'd circlejerk everything that moved,
>please responds
everywhere, and pathetic trying to get laids 90% of time.

Other than that, your list is quite correct.

Also, the Alpha list:
Maguma
God
Cirno

Normal Beta list:
Mell
+the rest of the Asians, except for dildoz and coffee
WF
Jim
Poolboy

Omega list:
Matt
Red Dickies
Smoker
Masa D. Luffy

>>5719391
>Grorious Emperor Dildestroyer
>not alpha

Son, we are gonna have words.

>>5719391

>implying Mell, WF, and Reddickies are beta.

>>5719391
I think is the only boards that take this alpha beta shit seriously are /cgl/ /fit/ and /r9k/

>>5719400
First of all, Beta != loser. It's a personality type.

Mell is a nice guy as fuck (as in, really nice, not Roko nice). Alphas are supposed to be selfish cunts, not nice (or 'nice'). WF is kind of on the boundary between Alpha and Beta, but more inclining to the latter. And Red Dickies is between Beta and Omega, but he isn't content with his position enough to be Beta, so Omega it is.

>>5719403
Except they all got it wrong. It is frustrating how everyone gets butthurt over not being called Alpha, when it's the same as, let's say, not being called a choleric (not saying those two are the same thing tho).

>>5719398
Oh yeah, he's Omega as fuck
>reeking buttfrustration
>lack of fulfillment in life
>tough guy shit on the Internet
and ponyfagging by default disables all your chances of being Alpha. If you value counter-culture and hipster selling out more than your dignity, you're doing it wrong.

>>5719419
The problem with this whole thing is that it's too simplistic.
Many things determine the personality of a guy, it can be his mood, the environment where he's at, the people surrounding him.

>>5719424
he's just a shitposter numbnuts

>>5719419

That makes a little more sense I guess. I still disagree with reddickies being omega or beta. He seems pretty confident and smart in social situations. WF also once physically picked up and moved a table some fatties sat at once after telling them to sit somewhere else at some A-kon a while ago. I never met him personally but all the stories say he's really socially adjusted too.

Also, Charizard really is a cool guy. Just saiyan.

>>5719433
...picked up the table AND the fatties?

>>5719419
>First of all, Beta != loser. It's a personality type.
Alphas get all the bitches, which piss off betas.

>>5719439

The legend goes that he moved it somewhere else with all of their things on it and left them awkwardly sitting around an empty space. They were bitching about it on /cgl/. One of them had eye liner halfway down her face.

>>5719403
>I think is the only boards that take this alpha beta shit seriously are /cgl/ /fit/ and /r9k/
Because:
/fit/ alpha
/r9k/ beta
/cgl/ the woman who pickes the alpha

>>5719442
Actually, no, Beta's tend to prefer monogamous relationships. They were the main cogs of the patriarchal society, the leading economic force. Yes, it is true that the current popular fads have made some of them bitter and unproductive, creating the "shadow Beta" fake, frustrated 'nice guys' (aka the Rokos). They just want their small piece of the cake, and then they'd be perfectly content with their position in society (something that Alphas and especially Omegas almost never are) and willing to give back much more.

>>5719433
That's pretty cool, but Omegas are confident too. It's pretty hard to discern them from Alphas, in today's law suit filled society where equality is (in theory) a given.

>>5719460
>Actually, no, Beta's tend to prefer monogamous relationships.
That wasn't the point of my post, I just said betas get pissed off because girls don't want them.

>>5719463
But that's not actually true. The vast majority of women still prefer a personal slave, rather than someone who will ditch them once they stop being pretty. They're not retarded. Sure, while they're "young and independent" (read: leeching off their parents / government / whatever), they will try to get as much Alpha semen in their vagina as possible (which is pretty hypocritical, I know), but once they get older, they know they're fucked.

>>5719444
I love /cgl/ urban legends.

>>5719459
/fit9k/ is a sad, sad man. It's like being frustrated with the black man for getting all the poon.

>>5719467
No you're right, that's exactly what I was saying.
The betas get pissed off because they don't get women when they're young.

Please tell me people don't take this Alpha/Beta/omega thing seriously and that it's just some 4chan bs.

>>5719470

Ask the dude yourself. I'm pretty sure he acknowledged it once. There's actually a lot of tales of him and anon of dallas swaggering around cons and causing havoc. Unfortunately thats the only one I remember.

>>5719477

some people just don't fit into one of these categories.

>>5719481
Is that being alpha? Sounds childish to me.

>>5719477
It used to be, but people have started to genuinely take It serious. It's pretty sad.

>>5719492

*shrug* I wasn't there. People recalled it like it was a "fun" or positive thing.

>>5719477
This is what normalfag Betas actually believe.

>>5719391

>Cirno
>Alpha

Nigga please. Mell's Alpha. Coffee is Alpha. WF is a lowkey Alpha. Matt is a douche bag but definitely alpha.

The alpha/beta theory is flawed. It works for animals, but humans are too complicated. Just because someone isn't a domineering asshole or nice it doesn't make the subordinate.

>>5719505
>Mell's Alpha. Coffee is Alpha.
Lol no.

>effeminate Asians
>Alpha
pick one

The rest doesn't even warrant a comment.

It's not Alphas = people I like, for Christ's sake.

>>5719433

Mell's a genuinely nice guy from what I read here. I played cards with WF at all-con a year ago and he was quiet, but confident. "Steely" is a good word. Reddickies used to have an "alpha" personality, but he seems to have calmed down a lot since breaking up with Miyu.

I think the whole category thing is dumb really. None of these guys [or most people for that matter] fit very well.

>>5717890

>everything about me is untrue

Why am I on there anyways? I'm not important or anything, and I don't even belong here.

>>5719524

I agree with you. But there really isn't a popular opinion that's consistent on the subject. Tons of different people interpret the ethology theory way differently when it applies to people. Popular 4chan definition is Alpha=Positive, Strong male image Beta= Weak, subordinate, faggot Omega= Mega Faggot.

I'm not saying that's anywhere near accurate but its what 4chan thinks.

Why don't we use JUNG typology instead?

>>5719534
You should be grateful that yours is barely negative. Almost all the descriptions are intentionally hyperbolic.

>Shitty music taste.
>untrue
Trying to rustle some jimmies huh?

>>5719477
Agreed that it is dumb and /cgl/ should be beyond this. The whole idea of alpha beta relates to animal species level survival instincts. Humans have evolved to the point where we can use reasoning and go against our instincts and do things other than trying to reproduce as much as possible. We are able to have a larger impact on the world with our ideas and actions than with our reproductive organs. Claiming to be alpha is claiming to be bound to instinct and less developed than the average person.

>>5719541

I'm not really bothered, I'm actually kinda amused since it's very clearly a joke.

I just wish people would stop saying my taste is shit ;_;

>>5719547

This. Stop this shit /cgl/.

Saging in a sage thread.

>>5719547
You're just frustrated because Betas hate difference. They want all people to be the same, same intellect, same talent, that no one dares to be more than that, or else!

>>5719566
Oh wow

>>5719566

Is this an elaborate EFG reference?

>>5719568

Uhh...I don't think he means that all people are the same. Just that they don't fall into one of these instinctual categories. Human beings are far too complicated. Just because someone isn't an over aggressive "must mate" asshole, it doesn't mean they're some sort of subordinate follower pack member. Both of those types of people exist, but you can't shove every human being into one of those categories.

>>5719578
>an over aggressive "must mate" asshole, it doesn't mean they're some sort of subordinate follower pack member.
Yes, that's where the Omega comes in between.

>>5719584

But that's not the textbook definition of omega at all. Plus, the way you've been talking is that omegas, by your definition, are false-alphas. Yet you've been discussing alpha and beta as if they're next to each other on the hierarchy.

The whole thing is rubbish if we're not discussing wolves or primates.

>>5719591
>humans
>not primates
oh u

>>5719592

Ok. So you could classify our order as that of primates. Sure. But are you suggesting we haven't evolved just a bit further as far as social interaction goes? You haven't addressed my other points, and I'm afraid your argument isn't proving to be all that convincing.

>>5719568
The opposite actually. Being able to go against instinct allows for a larger spectrum of differences. It is what actually gives us freedom to be who we want to be rather than simply existing to exist. If you want to be alpha or beta than you will be, as you say, no more than that. The advantages in intellectual capacity that humans has is what allows the potential to go beyond that.

So. Where would i fit in?

I'm generally friendly, i can talk to girls, but i don't like hitting on someone unless i know they might actually like me.

I have to admit, i kind of suck at approaching people and just talking to them, i generally like to have a buddy with me in this sort of situation.

Omega as fuck, right?

>>5719620
Nope, Beta.

>>5719620
May I introduce you to the concept of a wingman?

You're a well adjusted male, no need to fall into this label mess

>>5719620

Read this >>5719627

>>5717890
no CF in list

why

CF alpha motherfucker

thumb up your ass

Most of these guys must be alright....because none of them seem to give two shits about this thread.

>>5719633
So, Red Dickies, Matt, God, ValleLator and Masa aren't alright then?

I'm okay with this.

>>5719624
Sadly my wingman is usually a goose who ejects and explodes mid way through the night.

>>5719644

>top gun reference
ill be your wingman bro

>>5719653
That's pretty gay bro.


And how exactly are these not your pictures?

>>5719661

i put them on here, but that doesn't mean it's me.

>>5719669
right I kno:D:DD
you just post picture of pretty boy to get :D:D:D:DDD Dpussy underage:DDpenis goes into vagina:D:D:D:D:DDDD:D
blood everywhere:DD:D
ripped flower
u like little girl cry?:D

>>5719682
Congratulation, you are the kind of guy who ruins vaguely funny memes.

>>5719685
I dunno I why but it always cracks me up

and I don't even know what the meme is.

>>5719669

>backpeddling

pusssssayyyy

>>5719682
Has he taken Helen's virginity yet?

>>5719697

Helen disappeared cause the google employee who posts here called her out on changing trips for the third time this month and then deleting the post he called out on. or something like that.

>>5719702
>google employee
lol whot the fuck

I noticed she isn't posting anymore, I thought she was still in shock from all the blood after awkward ripped her vulva

>>5719687
Finnish pedobear

>>5719707

yes, there's a google employee here who has the caches of cgl for his viewing pleasure, no deleted post goes unnoticed by gman. He also has a lot of personal information about ever trip who posts here.

>>5719713
Spurdo? I thought it was just a badly drawn comic by some Finnish 10-year-old where another of those... bear... things tried to buy a packet of condoms and the Spurdo was the cashier and called him out on having sex, loudly, making the other guy sweat.

>>5719692
how is that backpedaling

>>5719697
>>5719707
i don't even live in Italy

>>5719746
Holy shit, so you just flew over there to stick it in and came back home (after you came inside--ZING)?

Respect bro.

>>5719746
>how is that backpedaling
You post your pictures. When someone else posts them, you claim they're not yours, in case you weren't attractive enough.

Backpeddaling as fuck. Of course, whenever someone compliments you in the 'what shit did you put on yourself today derpherp' thread, it's you. But otherwise -- better play it safe right?

Then again, why even bother with a pedo faggot who started lifting because God made fun of him.

>>5719697
>>5719702
How much more does that poor girl have to suffer? First she gets publicly humiliated by some faggot, than she keeps getting creeped on by a pedophile, changes trip, all's well for some time, first pedo seemed to have got the hint, but then awkward starts lusting after underage meat too, she gets thrown into drama again and now she's Melisandre, awkward's fucktoy or something, even though she doesn't care about that shitty TV series.

I guess she changed trip now because of him?

>>5719788
'sup Helen

>>5719788
I'm so behind on all this drama. Which trips has she used other than Helen Keller?

>>5719787

i figured by this point is was more of a running joke that ive posted multiple people as myself and hidden my face.

Coffee's a really loathesome piece of shit. The rest are fairly decent people.

>>5719799

>running joke

dat unwarrented self-importance

>>5719794
I've only been here for a few months, so you might want to ask the Google guy for older stuff. From the dramus I remember, her first trip was
>Chuna !3pyFO/TUNA
that's where she accidentally promised her hymen to the then-anon Jaesun (creepy faggot, professional shitposter/troll, respond to with care), who somehow managed to pull off a heterosexual man and pretended she was his waifu, then two days later he accidentally slipped up and called her "-kun", she got all butthurt over it, and some dude told her he was actually a homosexual and just trolling her. Then, in the same thread, some creepy pedo told her how she was the first crush of his life or something, later started tripping with that "LONELY" in his tripcode. Then I don't remember what happed, I guess she was sick of all the white knighting, so she changed her trip to

>>5719822
>Helen Keller !/XX1POMF/.
probably to get rid off said pedophile, and it seemed to work for a while, but being a good stalker he noticed it was her again, BUT it seemed like he got the hint, as stopped whiteknighitng her so much (but he still talked to her every now and again). Then she was again accidentally pulled into the drama whirpool, when awkward, who was being accused of wanting underage pussy (that is Lobitah) mentioned that people think he creeps on her, for no reason at all other than his subconsciousness projecting, I guess? Anyway, people started making fun of awkward being a pedo, then being Stannis Baratheon, and Helen Keller was turned into his Melisandre, who tries to turn him to the power of pedophilia and helps awkward assassinate the other 'claimants' for the 'Iron Throne' (read Lobitah's vagina) with shadow lolis. Yeah. Pretty cool. So I guess that's why she changed trip now. Maybe the fact that there was also some hateful bunch (?) of fujoshi/hambeasts around her who wanted to scratch her eyes out, because Raddishu (the Swedish kawaii underage shemale) once, in a throwaway sentence, said that he likes girls like her (read: girls who like anime), helped too. So, now she's changed her trip, ONCE AGAIN to

>>5719809

i never said it was for anyone but me, and i certainly never have thought i was important. if i seriously thought that then i would be more careful posting myself.

>>5719829
>Chouli !!NnLc60z/x7t
and so far tries to maintain a dramu free record. And by dramu free, I mean it lasted about ... 8 hours? Until Google guy noticed she changed it again and called her out on it, and instead of trying to play it subtle, she deleted the post, which promptly caused him to show of his leet haxxor skillz by reposting it from the graveyard of 404 (somehow?). And that's about it. Yeah.

>in b4 my life must be really sad to know all those things
I used to watch soap operas. Then I found /cgl/.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

>>5719829
So you're saying awkward ruined her life then? What a huge cunt he is.

>>5719831
Oh, never knew Chuna was Helen Keller. I suddenly realise how confusing this trip-changing shit is. Cheers.

>this board's drama

You guys can't be serious.

>>5719794
1st - Chuna
2nd - Helen Keller
3d - this one
I used to have another trip before Chuna that I used in August - December(until I switched to Chuna), I didn't have any silly dramu going on with that one but I really disliked the name so I changed it.

honestly I hate seeing that everytime I post, people keep mentioning awkward or LONELY, and I still don't understand why people say that awkward is creeping on me, I think it started when some anon said that he was creeping on me (obviously was a typo, I hardly even knew that he posted, no, wait, it was probably just someone throwing shit at the /cgl/ dramu fan), after that people kept on saying that until it became some sort of myth.
I can see that no matter how many times I change trip, people will still continue to bring up old news, say that awkward took my virginity or other BS
I know that /cgl/ constantly feeds on drama, but what have I done to deserve all of this hate?
>inb4 using a trip
I know that I was very attention-whorey with my first trip (and I probably still am)
but I'm actually trying to change.
I'm sorry if I rustled your jimmies in any way /cgl/

bloobloo.jpg

>>5719833
Kind of like that one movie where this little black kid who dreams of becoming a business man was once caught "snitching" in school, but the local drug lord thought he had been snitching to the police about a murderer so he lit his house on fire and his adoptive mom ended up with severe burns and he had to go to the orphanage, just because of one accidental lie.

>>5719839

>but I'm actually trying to change.
>still using a trip
>still being a tard

laughingsomething.jpg

>>5719839
Ssh, no bloo, only dreams now.

>>5719839
You should've just kept the second one and tell the dramu bitches to go fuck themselves.

>>5719839
>what have I done to deserve all of this hate?
Welp, personally, I think it was all the jealous fat cunt(s) who wanted to molest that Swedish boy who hated you because he talked to you once or twice, making you a target to be put to death immediately.

BUT! Worry not, seems like the boy took your grief very personally and stopped posting here so that they'd leave you alone. Picture related, his latest post on /cgl/ I could find.

>feeling sorry for tripfags

faggots.

>>5719857
>angry girls hating on the girl you like
>leave /cgl/ so that they leave her alone
Women logic. Oh wai--


But I guess he's better off this way. /cgl/ has a pretty high lethality rate for /a/nons, if you know what I mean.

>>5719846
I would have, but I don't think that the situation would have changed much after that, there are people who still mention what some cosplayers/lolis have done 3-4 years ago..

>>5719843
haha yeah, that wasn't a very smart move, but I don't think that running away would have been very polite, I know that constantly changing trips isn't very nice either but I do prefer this option to the first one.

this is just like my Telenovelas!
feelslikeConsuelathehousekeeper.jpg

also sage for useless drama

>>5719875
*fangirls

At least I didn't call them fat, right.

>>5719857
What a shame. I thought they'd make a cute pair. Sweden and Italy are, like, right next to each other, right?

>what this thread became
Jesus Christ.

Push the STRAT BUTTON to shutdown your Windows95 !!

>>5719890
>Sweden and Italy are, like, right next to each other, right
...

Thank you for providing some stern American insight into this problem, anon.

>they'd make a cute pair
She'd dump him anyway.

>>5719890
not quite right next to each other but still in Europe yes.
also if it helps, I'm 3/4 english and 1/4 italian (I must have repeated this a good couple of times now, so I wouldn't want to repeat this again)
I feel bad for pulling him into the dramu, he didn't deserve the hate, also I'm really embarassed as I misspelled his name, so if you're reading this, I'm sorry about what happened.

Poolboy still looks like a massive bro. Would smoke with.

>>5719919
But no one really hated him, just his fangirls hated you. He should've made a better job at keeping them on a leash.

Or hey, maybe it was that old gay guy all along. I'm sure he wanted to stick it in his butthole too. Then again, he's too busy writing love poems about God these days...

>>5719939
>Or hey, maybe it was that old gay guy all along. I'm sure he wanted to stick it in his butthole too.
nigger pls~
I may be gay~
and she may be a bad housewife~
but she's still mai~waifu~~
(an~nd I didn't notice she changed her nickname and to~tally forgot about all that)
>Then again, he's too busy writing love poems about God these days...
wanna hear some of them~~?

~~n~

>>5719822
>(creepy faggot, professional shitposter/troll, respond to with care)
now that's just rud~e
>who somehow managed to pull off a heterosexual man
if you want I can be your kawaii~ flat chested virgin girl anon-kun~
<3

>>5719976
>wanna hear some of them~~?

>>5719936
Remember how I told you how you used to be a massive bro when you used to weigh 300lbs?

Massive bros don't smoke pot with pothead normalfags.

>>5719838
Not gonna lie to you bro, I had a dramu orgasm from this thread.

>>5719976
>wanna hear some of them~~?

>>5719857
>"Girls should not judge their worth by their appearance."
..holy shit. It's really true Sweden is a country beyond rescue. The feminist leftards are turning the younger generation into spineless whitewashed manginas. I'm not even going to mention the unisex bathrooms and 'breaking stereotypes' by forbidding teachers to refer to kids as 'he' or 'she' or forcing boys to play with barbie dolls and shit.

I'm so fucking glad I moved out while there was still time. Finland is the only decent country in Northern Europe left, imo.

>>5720066
>The feminist leftards are turning the younger generation into spineless whitewashed manginas.

The best way to ensure no one will oppose your government is to ensure the only people capable of opposition, don't.

Revolutions aren't won by effete men in skinny jeans.

>>5720066
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/04/hen_sweden_s_new_gender_neutral_pronoun_cause
s_controversy_.html
Enjoy.

But so far the gender neutrality is only experimental and not forced on all schools.
Luckily, the femturd party got only 0.6% in the last elections. So they're nothing more than the usual feminist - vocal whores that no one really cares about. Sure is gonna be amusing once they try to enforce all this shit on the muslim majority in 10 years time.
I'm sure Allah is gonna bow down to the power of the ~*INNER FEMININE*~.

>>5720087
>>5720072
>>5720066
/r9k/ misogysts to the rescue.

Here's something to make your anuses bleed some more
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-women-will-rule-future/