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Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:23 No.5707908

What would you do if you met a guy who looked like (mid-level) Zyzz? He tells you that he's secretly a huge nerd and has been looking for a girl like you for some time. He also might be open to cosplaying if you help him.

What do you do, femanons?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:25 No.5707920 Assume he takes steroids and enjoys the company of men that can properly appreciate his artificial muscles and roidrages that result in bouts of rough gay sex.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:25 No.5707921 Claim that he raped me and take all his money.

>>	Poolboy !!FxpWWedJUtg 04/12/12(Thu)13:26 No.5707922 File: 1334251569.png-(113 KB, 500x544, my-little-pony-friendship-is-m(...).png) > (mid-level) Zyzz DYEL FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:26 No.5707925 Help him with his costume, then help him with his self-esteem so he can date someone his own type.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:26 No.5707927 Politely turn him down because I'm already taken.

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:27 No.5707929

3DPD. No.

I also refuse to be a slave. Whenever someone comes to be for "help" to cosplay, it means "Hi, please make my entire cosplay for me. I /might/ chip in for fabrics but I'm sure as hell not going to appreciate all the work you put in to help me with this!"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:30 No.5707943 >>5707920 >artificial muscles lol

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:34 No.5707963 >>5707929 You could make the costume together. It would be romantic.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:36 No.5707975 /fit/ - Desperate.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:37 No.5707977 Probably have sex with him and put him in sexy man costumes.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:40 No.5707988 I bring out my stiletto heels and riding crop and by the end of the week he'll be Mama's good boy in his little maid outfit and frilly panties.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:43 No.5707997 >>5707988 O__O

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:46 No.5708012 >>5707988 Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:48 No.5708015 >>5707977 Pretty much this. Zyzz was a great guy.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:49 No.5708020 Why are /fit/ so obsessed with /cgl/?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:52 No.5708031 File: 1334253164.jpg-(328 KB, 600x948, 9479747.jpg) Dress him in women's clothing (he may chose if he wants to be a little girl or a big skank), put him in bondage and peg him. If he's into that.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:54 No.5708037 why are so many girls on here obsessed with femdom

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:55 No.5708041 >>5708020 Because we're the girl board and they are apparently fascinated by the idea of talking to real girls on the internet.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:59 No.5708053 >>5708037 And where do I meet them.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:00 No.5708055 >>5708037 Because it's secretly what you men want. You want to be all tough and protect us in public but you secretly get off on the idea of a cute girl treating you like a cheap whore behind closed doors.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:01 No.5708061 File: 1334253719.jpg-(163 KB, 723x609, Pchat___Monster__Johan_by_Aurv(...).jpg) >>5708037 cause we are angry butch dykes I'm not obsessed with it. I like contrast. I like suave, beautiful, dominant skinny fucks and shy, submissive, muscular, hairy dudes.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:03 No.5708066 Call out his bullshit. Anyone who looks like that spends more time at the gym than anywhere else. Claiming to secretly be a huge nerd is a baldfaced lie meant to trick submissive girls into sucking his tiny dick.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:04 No.5708073 >>5708061 So you like fags.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:07 No.5708087 Assume he's the male version of gamergurl and leave.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:08 No.5708089 >>5708073 >attempting to claim what last shred of dignity he has by insulting smaller guys >implying that smaller, well dressed, guys are fags even though this board is particular creams their panties over them and ignore muscled guys completely

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:09 No.5708091 >>5708066 You realize Zyzz was a huge nerd, right? I mean, the guy made WoW PvP videos.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:11 No.5708098 >>5708066 But what if he didn't want submissive girls.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:12 No.5708103 File: 1334254322.png-(490 KB, 449x401, Girls[1].png) >>5708091 >he thinks playing WoW makes you a 'huge nerd'

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:12 No.5708104 >>5707908 I'd laugh at him - look at his shins, did he even lift?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:12 No.5708106 >>5708091 >wow >huge nerd No.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:14 No.5708113 >>5708091 >WoW >nerd Sure. That's like playing call of duty on xbox 360 with your manly mates before going out to fuck some skanks at the club. >>5708073 Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>	Gaytrip !!IRHJfFIMq0c 04/12/12(Thu)18:01 No.5708820 zyzz played final fantasy too faggots

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)18:04 No.5708827 File: 1334268262.jpg-(704 KB, 2861x3315, 1319186630621.jpg) Ask him if Zerg or Protoss is the most baby race

>>	PP+1 04/12/12(Thu)18:04 No.5708829 it depends on his personality, character, and if we are yolked evenly. but I would definitely appreciate the interest. We would more than likely end up as "bros", I am chronically bro zoned.

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