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Luvmonkeys Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)14:59 No.5699456

So any word in the recent drama, or is she finally laying low?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:08 No.5699491 She couldn't lay low in 3,000 feet of salt water. Give it a couple of weeks. Isn't the DC Sakura Matsuri coming up soon? After that you should be able to hear something about her Feferi Kimono thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:11 No.5699510 >>5699456 Please tell me she has impaired vision or something because holy fuck, that looks like shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:14 No.5699524 >>5699510 This was her "70's make-up" look...

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:15 No.5699530 There's something about everything she puts on her lips that looks terrible. I just can pinpoint what it is.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:15 No.5699534 >>5699524 Moar liek 70's drug-addled whore look amirite?

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:20 No.5699556

>>5699530
Her lips are misshapen. Instead of trying to fake a normal lip shape by applying the lipstick differently, she just places it all over her lips. Effect: She exaggerates and calls attention to how misshapen her lips are, rather than hiding or perfecting them, as you should do with make-up.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:21 No.5699565 File: 1334085702.jpg-(38 KB, 400x400, 1291334009646.jpg) >>5699456 That mustache! Dem unplucked eyebrows! Why would you take a HG pic of this and say "Oh, yeah. Flawless! Ready for the web!"

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:44 No.5699687 >>5699556 Not only that, she also smears the lipstick all around her mouth like if she has rubbed her hand over it. It's less noticeable on this photo though'. It doesn't seem like she apply herself when doing her makeup...it's always really messy.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:47 No.5699699 WHo is this girl and why do I see her posted a lot? Run down on the dramu?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:48 No.5699701 File: 1334087281.png-(581 KB, 976x797, atonepoint.png) >>5699456

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:49 No.5699703 File: 1334087350.png-(10 KB, 421x174, cd candleholders.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:50 No.5699709 File: 1334087408.png-(115 KB, 904x955, batch.png) Got too lazy to cap each one so I just did this.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:51 No.5699713 File: 1334087462.png-(69 KB, 521x643, gohome.png)

sgt sage 04/10/12(Tue)15:51 No.5699714

>>5699456
how in the name of fuck does she apply eyeshadow? Does she just smear it on her eyes with her fingers or what?
also requesting that tumblr cap where she posted a photo of herself in a Hetailia england cosplay (I think it was, anyway she had some green costume and she was wearing a blonde wig) and said that she didn't want to post those photos (gurl had some serious 'stash and unibrow thang going on)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:52 No.5699717 File: 1334087520.png-(89 KB, 539x388, can'tenjoyamovie.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:52 No.5699720 File: 1334087562.png-(20 KB, 514x94, fuckinghateteenagers.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:53 No.5699726 File: 1334087634.png-(72 KB, 508x222, weddingdress.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:54 No.5699732 >>5699701 Last comment is actual quite logical, but >gender rolls Almost choked with laughter

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:54 No.5699733 File: 1334087681.png-(476 KB, 562x438, why.png) >>5699714

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)15:57 No.5699743 >>5699726 >davidsbridal whooooa we got ourselves a classy broad

>>	sgt sage 04/10/12(Tue)16:00 No.5699756 >>5699733 >green herp, my bad oh god, dat eyebrow looks like a caterpillar that got stomped on the center and covered in orange foundation ..but seriously what is she supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:02 No.5699762 File: 1334088144.png-(11 KB, 326x365, I hate polotics..png)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:07 No.5699781 >>5699743 shit, don't call her that, i think "classy broad" is one of the characters from problem sleuth.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:08 No.5699788 File: 1334088522.gif-(461 KB, 500x252, castiel-fun-misha-collins-sobr(...).gif) >>5699762 >polotics >polo

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:17 No.5699817 >>5699762 >We don't need government >As long as everyone follows the laws >implying there will be laws without government. This dumb bitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:18 No.5699819 File: 1334089091.png-(241 KB, 610x389, wutamidoing.png) >>5699788

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:19 No.5699822

>>5699714
I sometimes use my fingers for eyeshadow, and it looks nothing like that. I actually have some sort of knowledge of makeup though, that may be where we differ. What confuses me is that she seems to place a single colour all the way to her inner corner of her eye.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:32 No.5699885 File: 1334089932.png-(417 KB, 652x852, art.png) And thus, another Ashley artistic masterpiece is born.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:33 No.5699890 File: 1334090026.jpg-(19 KB, 460x485, polotics.jpg) >>5699788 My finest three-minute ms paint.

>>	Voldemort !7sNaginIQo 04/10/12(Tue)16:34 No.5699891 >>5699717 >My mom stood up for me >My mom never shuts up omg

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:34 No.5699893 >>5699699 http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Luvmonkeys dl the past threads and check those out as her page needs a lot or work and is pretty empty.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:44 No.5699947 File: 1334090691.png-(977 KB, 986x1086, mememe.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:45 No.5699949 >>5699885 totally not traced guiz!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:47 No.5699954 >>5699949 Well it obviously isn't! Look, the hair's different!!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:51 No.5699970 File: 1334091069.jpg-(74 KB, 594x363, Men+Water+Polo+Day+Seven+13th+(...).jpg) >>5699788

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:52 No.5699978 Is she mixed? She looks part black

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)16:53 No.5699982 File: 1334091187.png-(56 KB, 150x432, Latvia.png) >>5699733 ... That is not what his hair looks like. This is the character, right?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)17:03 No.5700025 >>5699885 Violinfag here That is NOT how to how a bow, wow. I mean, if she can't be assed to draw it herself then she's probably not going to look up how to properly hold a violin bow, but still.

>>	PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 04/10/12(Tue)17:47 No.5700218 >>5699709 >resin AAAA GOD NO She can't even safely use clay. Having her use resin would be a god damn disaster.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)17:50 No.5700228 >>5699733 Her face looks dirty.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)18:25 No.5700380 >>5699947 She could look kind of pretty if she actually gave a damn

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)18:32 No.5700410 File: 1334097122.png-(281 KB, 871x563, WHY.png) >>5699701 >I HATE CATGIRLS >>5699709 >LOL GUISE MAKING A PROP FROM AN ANIMU WITH CATGURLS FUCKING PICK ONE

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)18:39 No.5700450

>>5700380
i think this applies to most "ugly" people, to be honest. if she plucked her eyebrows as well as her stache and put on some natural makeup (foundation, powder, blush, mascara, clear lipgloss) instead of ... whatever that thing in op's pic's supposed to be, she'd look good. not a 10/10, but neither the -8/10 she's right now anymore.

she actually has a cute smile in the top row third pic. and why the fuck did she cut her hair? that current cut doesn't suit her AT ALL.

> sorry for possibly whacked english, it's 2am where i live.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)18:52 No.5700497 >>5699726 Someone should ask her to draw lolita. I would LOVE to see that.

JillyBean !!JNfSKsTtdUC 04/10/12(Tue)18:58 No.5700522

>>5699701
..... She really missed the point of that picture. When I first saw it on DA what, years ago now, the comment was basically that if your going to let your freak flag fly be prepared for the consequences, including that people are going to think your weird and not want to be around you as much.
I dont take a huge part in these threads other than ocasional browsing but it's clear to me she does the opposite of that and then wonders why the fuck people think shes crazy. You dont have to own plushies, like yaoi, or raid the hot topic to be a social outcast. (and you can like yaoi, own plushies, and whatever and not be a social outcast, not sure about the hot topic one though, havent seen that done properly yet)

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:00 No.5700530

>>5700450
She also needs to lose a bit of weight, not only to make her face less round but because her body type does not favor extra weight at ALL. Her current haircut just makes her face look rounder. Longer hair suits her, I think.

I think she'd be okay with more natural colors as far as makeup is concerned. She just has no idea how to apply it. She never watched her mom or older sister apply makeup? She's never seen a YouTube tutorial? Hell, she could watch RuPaul's Drag Race and learn quite a bit about makeup from there, as dramatic as it may be.

Plucking/waxing could make her face look SO MUCH CLEARER. A drastic improvement.

I wish she'd take care of herself.

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:04 No.5700540

>>5700522
She posts images like that and expresses a big dislike for weeaboos so she can feel better about herself.

>I might not make good costumes but AT LEAST I'M NOT A YAOI FANGIRL AND READ TWILIGHT AND WEAR WEIRD SHIT WHY DON'T I HAVE FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS MEMEMEMEME

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:05 No.5700545 >>5700530 The funny thing is that she actually DOES watch RuPaul's Drag Race.

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:05 No.5700546

>>5700540
Hasn't she literally only just dropped her interest in yaoi this year? Maaaybe the end of last year? I remember tons of screencaps of her awful roleplays and it's honestly no wonder she's bored with yaoi.

Makes me wonder what her Homestuck ships are.

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:06 No.5700548

>>5700450
I have a question semi-related to this comment. I'm starting to get a lil peach fuzz around my lips as well. Not as bad as the woman pictured, but it's at the point where if I took a macro of my face you might be able to see it? Idk. It's pretty light, but it's still bothering me. Thing is, I don't want to shave/wax it, because then it will probably grow back 100x worse. [I've actually considered shaving whole face, since I think it would make makeup go on better and maybe decrease acne[?], but I'm worried for the same reason.] I'm blonde, so bleaching won't really make a difference in color. Still, should I do something about it?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:08 No.5700553 >>5700548 Waxing won't make it grow back worse, in some cases if you wax enough it'll actually stop hair from growing there completely. Sage for off-topic.

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:09 No.5700568

>>5700548
That's utter nonsense, shaving/waxing doesn't make hair grow back worse, it removes the taper on the end of the hair when you shave, so it can look thicker. But when you wax you can actually stop the follicle from returning if you pull it out enough times.

As for getting rid of it, if someone is going to be getting that close to your face, sure why not. But pretty much every inch on every person's body is covered in blond baby-hair, vellus hair is the proper term, it's not anything you should really be worried or self concious about.

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:11 No.5700574

>>5700546
She still likes yaoi, she's just toned down being obsessed with it in public.

>>5700540
It's ridiculous because if you look at >>5699717 she talks all about being a DURR GOTH/NERD LOL which... clearly she is neither of those. She's just doing it for attention.

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:14 No.5700592

>>5700548
What the other anon said. My eyebrows used to get super hairy, and iI have really dark hair so it'd be just embarrassing. But I started waxing every couple of weeks, then every month, then every two months, and now I haven't gotten a wax since mid-January and my eyebrows are only just now getting kind of messy. There's a way to train hair growth

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:16 No.5700601 >>5700574 She'd be really interesting to psychologically dissect, I think. I wish I knew how she thought.

Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:18 No.5700609
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>>5699717
This is honestly the thing that pisses me off the most about her. Her mother does so much stuff for her but all she gets is shit like MY MOM IS SO TERRIBLE TO ME WAAAAAHHH.
Her mom took her out to see a movie, and even tried to defend her from "bullies", what the fuck does she do to get so much hatred?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:20 No.5700620 >>5700609 She doesn't let her go to cons. But, y'know, fuck everything else she does. Good parents let their kids go to any cons they want! And pay for everything! Even though their family is living paycheck to paycheck!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:23 No.5700628 >>5700620 Is that true? Are her parents REALLY that poor? It really don't seem like it since they spend so much money buying Ashley tons of crap that usually ends up ruined. Is she really poor or is she just saying GUISE IM POOR for the pity/attention?

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:27 No.5700649 >>5700628 They're poor in that they make money, but spend it on useless things - specifically, placating their daughter with weeaboo crap and fabric, and lots and lots of alcohol for themselves.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:43 No.5700705 File: 1334101395.jpg-(27 KB, 207x310, 36aatd.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:47 No.5700718 File: 1334101641.jpg-(29 KB, 300x450, ade292c7c0b5f85a3212824eb4f11c(...).jpg) Her feferi glasses

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:54 No.5700751 File: 1334102079.png-(160 KB, 350x439, poultry-in-motion.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)19:58 No.5700762 File: 1334102337.png-(13 KB, 500x478, 1312435643946.png) >>5700718 dear god why

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)20:01 No.5700774 File: 1334102517.gif-(445 KB, 320x240, 1329381935938.gif) >>5700718 pls get out of homestuck

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)20:27 No.5700885 I want to someone try to shoop her pretty.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)20:43 No.5700969 I nominate Ashley as /cgl/'s kawaii idoru~!

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)20:56 No.5701052 >>5700969 She is our queen. I think princess would suit her better, no one will stand up to our previous queen.

>>	Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:54 No.5701587 >>5701052 Fuck you, PT is our queen and always will be.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:57 No.5702130 File: 1334120249.png-(11 KB, 664x143, dapost.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)06:17 No.5702852 Back to page 0

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)07:22 No.5702974 File: 1334143351.jpg-(306 KB, 957x750, 1329214058826.jpg) >>5700718 Its not the glasses that piss me off, its the tiara. How fucking hard is it to find a small paint brush? Or does she just have autism?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:00 No.5703588 >>5699491 >salt water ... but things float easier in salt water.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:58 No.5703729 >>5703588 >the joke >your head

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)14:44 No.5704047 File: 1334169866.png-(30 KB, 796x283, new1.png) Can anyone make sense of this panel?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)14:54 No.5704073 File: 1334170497.png-(172 KB, 800x1006, new2.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)15:45 No.5704244 File: 1334173546.png-(489 KB, 786x606, new3.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)15:46 No.5704248 File: 1334173600.png-(194 KB, 509x506, new4.png) >>5704073 >>5704244

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)15:48 No.5704264 File: 1334173734.png-(172 KB, 634x561, new5.png) >>5704073 >>5704244 >>5704248

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)15:49 No.5704267 File: 1334173783.png-(639 KB, 754x596, new6.png) >>5704073 >>5704244 >>5704248 >>5704264

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)15:54 No.5704289 >>5704248 I don't even have to zoom in to see that mustache. >>5704073 >17 >nudes No one's gonna take them for you so you can have them arrested for CP or some bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)15:56 No.5704297 >>5704248 Is this some take on intersexuality?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)15:58 No.5704301 >>5704297 Nope. Just Ashley refusing to properly get rid of her facial hair.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:01 No.5704313 >>5704301 You're shitting me. On that one picture, it looks like she made it a bit darker on purpouse. Or maybe her parents are like sasquash people and she assumes abundant facial hair is a sign of wealth or something.

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:02 No.5704320

>>5704073
I don't usually follow Ashley drama, but what the hell is she doing on a modelling website if she's 175 lbs at 5'3"? Her BMI puts her in the obese category, the only modelling she could do is plus sized modelling, but those models are usually really tall.
Also
>Ethnicity: Caucasian
She looks Hispanic to me. And is there a reason her waist and hips measurements aren't given? You'd think that would be one of the most important things to put.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:02 No.5704323 >>5704313 Nah, she just didn't cake it with foundation like she has been lately... or trying to dye it like she does with her eyebrows. She's half-something on her mom's side but I'm not sure what. But that's where most of the hair problems come from.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:06 No.5704332 File: 1334174794.jpg-(102 KB, 768x1024, IMG_1743.jpg) And since Ashley was so keen on discussing weeaboos and how she isn't one and never was one, allow me to post some of her camwhore photos.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:07 No.5704336 File: 1334174835.jpg-(86 KB, 1024x768, IMG_1744.jpg) >>5704332

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:09 No.5704346 >>5704332 That's just emphasising how unfortunate her face is. If I saw someone wearing that in public, I'd assume they were some teenager going through a phase and pay no mind, but with that face, I'd do a double take.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:10 No.5704353 File: 1334175047.png-(314 KB, 455x514, whatthefuckisthat.png) >>5704332

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:11 No.5704354
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I actually feel kinda bad for her in this one. It's.. near tragic levels. Necklaces are NEVER supposed to be so tight they dig into your throat like that and she's sleeping on a bare mattress and doesn't even have pillow cases.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:11 No.5704355 File: 1334175095.png-(114 KB, 455x514, srsly.png) >>5704353

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:12 No.5704362 File: 1334175156.png-(38 KB, 440x457, heythereprettylady.png) >>5704355

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:13 No.5704364 File: 1334175235.jpg-(68 KB, 1024x768, 466.jpg) >>5704354 So now we've seen how bad her bedroom is(was?), how bad her bathroom is, how bad the kitchen/living room is, and how bad her sewing room is. The whole house is absolutely filthy.

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:14 No.5704369

>>5704354
>I actually feel kinda bad for her in this one
I don't. People who prioritise their spending deserve my pity. If you prioritise clothes, makeup and cosplay and weeaboo crap over basic things like bedsheets and beds in the first place, you're just silly in my eyes.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:17 No.5704378 File: 1334175429.jpg-(69 KB, 1024x768, 467.jpg) >>5704369 Yeah. I know her parents are poor and all but since it's her room.. I mean, I guess there's no excuse if your room looks like shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:21 No.5704398 File: 1334175707.jpg-(29 KB, 597x336, ElfenLiedNyuu_0004.jpg) And more badly traced/altered artwork.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:24 No.5704409 >>5704398 >Ashton Bennett Because no one can see that you created this character in order to fap over and fantasize that it's you every time some cruel, sadistic, seme rapes him. Bad Ashley, bad!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:25 No.5704420 File: 1334175956.jpg-(104 KB, 1024x768, IMG_0965.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:27 No.5704428 File: 1334176060.jpg-(101 KB, 1024x768, IMG_0902.jpg) Ashley was always such a style trendsetter.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:28 No.5704433 >>5704398 >>5704409 >buttruely >butttruely

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:54 No.5704572 File: 1334177669.gif-(1.29 MB, 421x315, anigif.gif) I think this is the most frightening thing I've ever made.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)16:55 No.5704576 >>5699524 Well, people did lots of coke in the 70's...so...

>>	William Moeface 04/11/12(Wed)16:59 No.5704599 >>5699762 >>mfw she and I were born on the same day but I'm 8 years older >>mfw I have no face

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)17:07 No.5704616 File: 1334178471.gif-(500 KB, 245x203, tumblr_lu6mcqrB6O1qafrh6.gif) >>5704572 JFC, WHY?!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)17:19 No.5704635 File: 1334179140.png-(529 KB, 573x431, 2.png) >>5704616 I'm beautiful, Anon-kun. I'm a model. Tell me I'm pretty.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)17:34 No.5704694 File: 1334180067.png-(126 KB, 875x388, herp.png) Was she high when she typed this? Dude.. dude... consider this.. what if... duuuude.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)17:40 No.5704714 >>5704694 She sounds like an English teacher.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)17:43 No.5704727 Bummer. She's not going to the DC Matsuri. Says she couldn't get a ride.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)17:44 No.5704732 >>5704694 ...Did she just imply that doctors and nurses are sinners because they save lives...?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)17:47 No.5704741 >>5699703 What does this even mean? I know all of those words, but for the life of me I cannot understand what is going on.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)17:48 No.5704747 >>5704732 Pretty much. She's very clever like that.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:15 No.5704871 File: 1334182557.jpg-(85 KB, 640x960, 1333083259752.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:18 No.5704888 >>5704871 ...How? HOW can someone possibly let their bathroom get THAT bad?!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:22 No.5704904 >>5704871 She's wearing a wig in that, right? Please tell me she didn't actually dye her real hair that badly. Tell me that's just a badly done sharpie-dye job.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:27 No.5704926 >>5704694 so the doctors keeping her brother alive are sinners? >>5704904 it's real. she really dyed her hair like that.

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:28 No.5704931
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So Ashley's brother nearly burned the place down over Easter and Ashley stood back and photographed the whole thing.

Virginia had fire warnings because of the weather which meant don't start fires you fucking idiots. What do they do? Started a fire.

>Yesterday, my brother threw an Easter Egg hunt for the kids since his Birthday is this coming Monday. My brother usually throws huge ass parties including karaoke and bonfires. So, when the bonfire got a little...out of control, I managed to grab this snapshot.
>More to come.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:29 No.5704938 File: 1334183385.jpg-(222 KB, 900x1350, burn_baby_burn_by_insomniac_of(...).jpg) >>5704931

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:36 No.5704968 >>5704938 that is a redneck fucking bonfire. all pressure-treated wood and yard waste...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:40 No.5704988 File: 1334184037.png-(34 KB, 960x312, 13435.png) >>5704931 >bonfire got a little... out of control

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:43 No.5704998 >>5704988 >NOT MY FAULT NOPENOPE I DID NOTHING TO STOP THEM CAUSE I DIDN'T START IT!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:46 No.5705007 File: 1334184386.png-(81 KB, 989x596, skipped.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)18:48 No.5705014 File: 1334184531.png-(76 KB, 947x664, ughimeant.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:09 No.5705085 >>5704931 Really hoping she wasn't stupid enough to purposely put that there just for a photo when it could have set fire quickly.

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:11 No.5705092

lol at the list of her interests at her da account.
> Favorite visual artist: Varied
> Favorite movies: Many
> Favorite TV shows: Several
> Favorite bands / musical artists: Lots of them
> Favorite books: Unable to list
> Favorite writers: Very many
> Favorite games: I don't play very many, but I have huge favorites
> Favorite gaming platform: Several
> Tools of the Trade: Varied
why would you even fill this out if you weren't able to give one concrete fucking answer.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:13 No.5705103 you people are fucked up for bullying this mtf. trains people are people too. they deserve some respect.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:14 No.5705106 >>5705092 She's being ~witty~ and therefore ~mysterious~

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:17 No.5705115 >>5705103 HAH!

Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 04/11/12(Wed)19:18 No.5705118
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>>5705103
Yes anon, I agree that /cgl/'s treatment of trainspeople is unfair. I mean, how often do you see a trainsperson in cosplay threads?! What, just because there are no trainspeople in anime, trainspeople can't dress up like their favourite characters? To be honest it's disgusting and I'm glad somebody else has noticed /cgl/'s prejudice in this matter.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:19 No.5705121 File: 1334186347.jpg-(230 KB, 500x464, s5utkw.jpg) >>5705103 Oh man, you almost had me there anon.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:22 No.5705128 >>5705118 spell check on iPhone is deadly. and your post just made me bust out laughing at work. oh so awkward. ;(((

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:26 No.5705141 I dont know who this girl is but I really want to give her a makeover. If only she took care of herself better...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:29 No.5705155 >>5705141 Pigs will fly before Ashley takes care of herself. She can't even pluck her eyebrows without bursting into tears.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:33 No.5705165 Has anyone made an Ashley tumblr?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:36 No.5705173 File: 1334187389.jpg-(81 KB, 1024x768, IMG_0905.jpg) Why would anyone post this on the internet...?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:40 No.5705183 >>5705173 Why would anyone post dozens of photos of themselves from different angles no matter how bad they look? Answer, it's Ashley.

>>	Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 04/11/12(Wed)19:43 No.5705194 >>5705173 She has a neckbeard made of fat. Fatbeard.

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:45 No.5705200

>>5705155
I can't either, to be honest. I've got these huge unkempt wolfish eyebrows but I can't do anything about them because I'm a baby.

But at the very least I don't think a thousand and one close up pictures of myself or heaven forbid try to do make up tutorials. Everytime I see her pictures they give me such an awful case of second hand embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:47 No.5705210 >>5705200 Tweezing hurts at first but if you keep doing it regularly you don't even notice. That and the quicker you pluck, the less it hurts. Just don't be an idiot and dye your eyebrows like Ashley does.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:52 No.5705230 >>5704938 Is that a tire in there? That's a poor fire.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:54 No.5705236 File: 1334188452.png-(49 KB, 999x438, disbitch.png) >You don't have any pictures of yourself in make-up so your comment pointing out obvious smudged make-up in mine doesn't exist!!!!!

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)19:59 No.5705254
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>>5699762
>Languages: Russian, Romanian, English, Japanese and French

Oh look, it's one of those bitches who count knowing the language's name as literally knowing the language.

>>5705092
oh lawl

I didn't have a problem with the vapid yaoi fangirlism since I've developed a filter for that shit. What I do have a problem with is her complete 180 degree turnaround from a yaoi fantard to an arrogant "I SO don't like yaoi, it's SO last week" hipster in a couple of MONTHS. Guuuuuuurl you ain't fooling anyone

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:03 No.5705267

>>5705200
>>5705210
Girl, get yourself some cotton pads, soak them in HOT water, press them against your eyebrows and start plucking. The warmth enlarges your hair follicles and the hair is easier to pluck out. Or if you're afraid of scolding yourself, do it with cold water. The coldness will numb your skin and the plucking won't be so painful. I prefer doing it with hot water though.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:05 No.5705273 >>5705267 *scalding, sorry

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:09 No.5705284 >>5705254 i know how to say hello and count to 10, that means i speak a language! also: her russiaxlativa yaoi fanfic (complete with self-lubing butthole) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5601208/1/Atvainojiet_Latvian_for_Sorry

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:11 No.5705290 File: 1334189474.jpg-(329 KB, 900x1348, blue_and_yellow_eyes_by_insomn(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:14 No.5705298 >>5705290 >Michelle Phan >Knows what she's talking about Oh wow. No wonder the girl is clueless.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:15 No.5705300 >>5705290 >It's gold "Blue and Yellow" eyes I don't understand how people can not read over what they've wrote before submitting it and also how one can mix up 'gold' and 'call'. Phone error?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:15 No.5705301 File: 1334189731.jpg-(151 KB, 1010x1036, idk wtf is going on.jpg) >>5705284

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:18 No.5705308 >>5705210 >>5705200 Sage for offtopic, but tweezing isn't that bad when you numb the skin first. I usually do this by putting ice in wherever I plan to tweeze, the area is completely numb for a while and the pain is minimal.

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:21 No.5705318

>>5705284
>The Russian hummed slightly as he propped the boy's legs onto the edge of the desk, keeping his legs open for him to inspect his lower half. He needed to make sure the boy was still a virgin. He couldn't help but laugh childishly when he noticed the boy still had his foreskin.
>Russia groaned as he forced a finger inside the boy. There was no way he'd had sex before. He definitely was too tight. "My goodness, Latvia. You're so tight and warm; I can barely get my finger in or out of you." He said with a smirk. He pulled his finger out and smirked at how his finger was coated with clear fluid. He pulled the scarf down from the boys mouth, smirking when he heard a heavy gasp and a large set of panting come from the boy.
fucking anatomy, how does it work?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:21 No.5705319 >>5705290 THESE FLAWS ARE SO EASY TO FIX ASHLEY, WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY

>>	Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 04/11/12(Wed)20:22 No.5705321 >>5705318 This makes me smile every time I read it.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:22 No.5705324 >>5705318 This fucking passage, every time I just can't

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:23 No.5705326 >>5705318 does she think a foreskin is the male version of a hymen what the fuck no wonder she failed high school

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:24 No.5705331 >>5705318 i like how russia smirks three times in one sentence

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:24 No.5705333 What's up with her fascination with rape?

Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 04/11/12(Wed)20:25 No.5705336

>>5705321
Also:
>He said with a smirk. He pulled his finger out and smirked at how his finger was coated with clear fluid. He pulled the scarf down from the boys mouth, smirking when he heard a heavy gasp and a large set of panting come from the boy.

Is this the same person with the wet water which was making the wet character wet?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:26 No.5705340 >>5705318 >Russia groaned as he forced a finger inside the boy. There was no way he'd had sex before. He definitely was too tight. >implying that this is even fucking plausible in any way

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:27 No.5705342

>>5705007
>What happened?? DB
you have got to be kidding me, that miku chick is the same girl who was on here giving /cgl/ dirt and talking shit about ashley going on all "i dont care if she knows it's me, i'm done with her!!" Ashley may be horrible but this is some two-faced bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:28 No.5705346 >>5705331 >>5705336 hivemind

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:30 No.5705360 File: 1334190637.jpg-(69 KB, 720x540, 1333071052693.jpg) >>5705342 Ashley is just as two faced. She turned on Amy in no time and was calling her a pedophile and shit on her own facebook. Amy and Ashley, the perfect yaoi couple.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:33 No.5705385 File: 1334190788.png-(96 KB, 1185x963, world.png) The world according to Ashley. Her logic is fucking priceless.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:36 No.5705393 >>5705385 Yes, everyone who is successful is born into money. Drive and talent have nothing to do with success.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:39 No.5705407 >>5705360 yeah but she's got her fair share of shit for it these past few months. This other chick's been ass-kissed by /cgl/ for months and now is acting totally innocent and dumb.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:40 No.5705408 >>5705318 >He pulled his finger out and smirked at how his finger was coated with clear fluid. anusgina

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:41 No.5705416 >>5705385 hey guys, let's just face it nobody's good enough to criticise her!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:42 No.5705417 >>5705407 Other girl didn't do anything wrong. She almost sold Ashley a costume but that was it. So what if she wants to know what's going on?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:43 No.5705424 File: 1334191397.png-(103 KB, 918x1042, smudge.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:44 No.5705428 File: 1334191482.jpg-(78 KB, 500x375, 1332091917843.jpg) >>5705284 >He used the other two ends of the scarf to tighten the grip around the boy's wrists to where I left a red imprint > I

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:44 No.5705429 File: 1334191482.png-(14 KB, 418x225, act5.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:47 No.5705440 >>5705429 >skipping one of the largest acts in the comic It drags on and has varying quality but holy shit it's no fucking wonder she doesn't understand the ancestors or anything.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:50 No.5705451 File: 1334191800.jpg-(91 KB, 370x213, 1284523774536.jpg) >>5705429 Oh no you di'int!

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:50 No.5705453

>>5705200
there are three options for you, dear:
> hair removal creme (put it on with a q-tip and make sure it only gets where you want hair removed - a friend of mine accidentally got rid of half of her eyebrow once because she wasn't careful enough)
> shaving (there are small razors specifically made for eyebrow shaping, look in your local drug store for them)
> grow a pair and accept the fact that there's no beauty without pain

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:51 No.5705457 >>5705440 Skipped TO, she didn't skip act 5. So she didn't read the rest of the fucking comic.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:51 No.5705459 >>5705440 the ancestors were in act 5, fuckface. She skipped to act 5, not act 5 itself. Gah, people don't READ anymore apparently!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)20:52 No.5705462 >>5705457 Thought is said skipped act five.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:00 No.5705492 I don't blame her for skipping, it's so fucking huge and I could barely even start it. I can't imagine someone readding through it all

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:06 No.5705515 >>5705492 Skipping to Act 5 is commonly associated with obnoxious yaoi fangirls who just read it for the shipping.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:20 No.5705595 File: 1334193641.jpg-(49 KB, 640x960, 562086_412528115439565_1000004(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:36 No.5705690 >>5705595 The pink smudge on her forehead is very becoming.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:40 No.5705707 >>5705515 It's also common among the bandwagon jumpers.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:44 No.5705723 File: 1334195075.png-(25 KB, 467x239, fabricglue.png)

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:47 No.5705737

Seriously, Homestuck gets kind of boring in the beginning but it makes absolutely no fucking sense if you don't read acts 1-4. You don't know anything about the characters and how the game works and how everything started. There's so much that happens, especially in act 3. Ashley is a dumbass for skipping (just like anyone else who does).

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:49 No.5705749 >>5705723 so basically she's gotten so lazy that she can't even be assed to sew now?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:52 No.5705761 File: 1334195542.gif-(441 KB, 180x101, everyonelaugh.gif) >>5705360 >That Kuzco guy in the background >And Ashley

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:02 No.5705814 >>5705761 Yeeep. It's like a who's who of crazies.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:28 No.5705944 File: 1334197737.png-(33 KB, 784x284, shortfuse.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:33 No.5705955 >>5705737 > what the actual fuck, act 5 is the worst one...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:40 No.5705992 Is it wrong that I can just imagine the smell that must come off this girl? Just by looking at her I bet she has that stale BO smell of someone who hasn't washed in a few days, with a wiff of unbrushed teeth and just a dash of vag stank.

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:52 No.5706037

>>5699530
Is it me or does she try adding an extra few millimeters to her upper lip by painting over her lipline? I think that's one of the things she does that makes her lips look so wierd. Actually I know she does that. And waxing her little fu manchu mustache could help as the thing looks damn obvious.

>>	Bia 04/11/12(Wed)23:01 No.5706062 can someone like give me her tumblr url?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:10 No.5706079 >>5706062 asherbeeproductions.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:24 No.5706108 Her lace eyes makeup seems to be a failed attempt to recreate the one by KlaireDeLys : http://youtu.be/AketFNPtOzM

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:32 No.5706146 >>5705992 I know one of the people that knew her said her house stank of dog piss so I wouldn't be surprised if she smelled bad as well. Probably never washes her costume either.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:02 No.5706264 File: 1334203363.png-(83 KB, 541x503, cmv.png) >I’m gonna pick 5 people for each character that makes it in. I'll be shocked if she even gets five people total for this project.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:07 No.5706715 File: 1334210853.jpg-(59 KB, 500x341, enhanced-buzz-28872-1301694311(...).jpg) >>5704572 Jesus christ, that's horrifying!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:30 No.5706961 Bump

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)07:31 No.5707228 >>5704073 >ModelMayhem >Joined October 2011 >Only has 20 on her friends list majority of which are models. Ha, bitch is never going to get booked.

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)07:32 No.5707231

>>5699456
>>5705290
Oh dear god, her makeup skills are terrible. It's like everything she tries she ends up looking like a cheap hooker. Does she have an impaired vision or something? It's hard to imagine that someone actually thinks it's good enough to put pictures online.

Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)08:05 No.5707243

>>5707231
Right? Everything she posts makes me just question and wonder HOW exactly does she see herself? I would never put something up like that for public viewing so easily let alone be PROUD of it. So many images she posts just leave the question "why would you post this?"

>>5705944
Ugh every time I see this. I tried to be nice as I could while giving her advice but somehow she always managed to turn the conversation back to her and her shitty life. Half of the things I typed out I'm pretty sure she didn't even read and only looked for keywords to baaaw and write more about herself for.
Maybe I'll try again to get through her thick skull because no one will ever work with her with that attitude she harbors.

>>	tea-raindrops !4wuIfkoxU. 04/12/12(Thu)10:43 No.5707453 >>5705690 Simba...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)10:59 No.5707471 File: 1334242764.png-(10 KB, 418x174, titanic crossover.png) >>5706264

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)12:53 No.5707777 >>5707471 ...I'd go so far as to bet that she doesn't even know Titanic really happened and she's only planning this because of the re-release of it.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:21 No.5707901 File: 1334251280.png-(53 KB, 712x557, tsk.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)13:23 No.5707907 >>5707901 I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:41 No.5708162 File: 1334256071.png-(24 KB, 420x337, titanic crossover2.png) >>5707471

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:50 No.5708192 >>5708162 Anyone else thinking she saw that video, decided to claim the idea as something she thought up first, and is now pissed that someone else caught on?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)14:54 No.5708206 File: 1334256868.jpg-(240 KB, 900x1800, alaska_sketches_by_insomniac_o(...).jpg) I swear she has a fetish. Every fic and now her art have Hetalia characters being whipped/raped/abused. That and she still can't draw the most basic of things.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)15:01 No.5708222 File: 1334257278.png-(72 KB, 1008x538, snippy.png)

>>	Gaytrip !!IRHJfFIMq0c 04/12/12(Thu)15:01 No.5708223 she's hot. I would be her husbando

>>	Gaytrip !!IRHJfFIMq0c 04/12/12(Thu)15:02 No.5708225 curvy girls ftw

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)15:02 No.5708228 File: 1334257360.png-(164 KB, 743x690, plzdontcosplay.png) Please don't cosplay this you guys!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)15:02 No.5708229 What the ever loving fuck is PruHun?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)15:03 No.5708232 >>5708229 Prussia/Hungary

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)15:04 No.5708236 >>5708229 Prussia and Hungry the pairing. >>5708228 Someone do it. Do it now and do it 500x better than she ever could.

>>	Escha !!EsLr00V4/kW 04/12/12(Thu)15:05 No.5708238 >>5708236 Would you really want to waste fabric on an awful design like that, though?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)15:06 No.5708243 http://insomniac-of-heart.deviantart.com/gallery/35165612#/d4rmf5g >Featured in Groups: Friendship is Erotic

>>	Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)15:07 No.5708246 >>5708238 To piss her off, yes.

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