>mfw there won't be Equius

>mfw this existing

>>5678623
sweet jesus!

why and/or no!

FUCK
NO

the 1% of your fandom that fuck it up for everyone

i would personally rather play a dating sim based on the misfortunes of spades slick. it can be gay if it must...

>no title yet

Homosuck obviously.

Who in their right mind would ever think of this.

Heck, who in their right mind deserves to EXIST of even CONSIDERING of thinking about this.

Ma, get my flamethrower.

>porno

Who says that anymore?

Also blah blah this is gross, why would you do this, etc etc...

>THE LAST LINE

GODDAMN DO YOU RETARDS NOT GET IT

BUCKETS ARE CONSIDERED LEWD BUT THERE IS A PRETTY HIGH CHANCE THAT THEY'RE NOT AROUSING

CONSIDERING THEY'D REMIND THE TROLLS OF THE IMPERIAL DRONES AND POTENTIAL EXECUTION, WHICH THEY ARE WORRIED ABOUT

FOR FUCKS SAKE

wtf
seriously


what

... I thought trolls were asexual..

Oh god I just fucking remembered that the kids are like, 13 as well.

This is so wrong on so many fucking levels.

Why am I not surprised women delight int he opportunity to be fucked on camera

>>5678673
They reproduce asexually. They're more bisexual.

going off some of the asks this guy is posting i have to wonder if some of these people volunteering know that they would have to, you know, fuck someone to be in a porno?

>>5678648
Homefuck?

>>5678684
The entire fandom is like 60% attention whores. I don't think they'll care.

>>5678694
nooo, the fandom is about 70% quiet dorks, and 30% attention whores that really fuck things up and make the rest of us look bad. you should know this anon

Hey, don't some companies and stuff look at the source material when they consider the ages of the characters?

So, like, even if the actors are legal, couldn't this still be considered cp or whatever to some degree? Or is it a sort of grey area...

>>5678704
>70% quiet dorks

You wish.

>Face will have gray makeup, the rest of the body will be done via SPESHUL EFEKS

Lazy fuckers. It's going to look awful.

>>5678721
I wouldn't say it's lazy, but that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

>>5678721
. . . Whatever pairing they're gonna end up with, this is gonna be the SBAHJ of pornos. Which actually makes me look forward to it.

>>5678719
>implying that this will be made by a refutable company and not some shitty motel in the midwest
Besides, they don't care about age regardless unless they're below 12. Remember that American Dad xxx parody they made? Steve is 14 in the show but he was still involved in the parody. It's creepy but legal.

>>5678720

id say 80% quite dorks even when shooting with most homstuck cosplayers, a good number of them are shy. This is not true across the board btw

http://xxxhomestuckparodyfilm.tumblr.com/post/20558925538/you-do-realize-what-youre-getting-into-don
t-you-you

I like how they basically haven't thought this through at all.

>>5678735
Most of the answers to questions like that are like "UHHH... w-we haven't thought of that, we'll keep you posted!"

>>5678735
>we've been planning this for like a year!
>have you contacted the creator?
>oh good idea

>>5678735
... What I'm getting from that post and other posts they've made, the friends they were gonna get to make costumes and film it and stuff?

They haven't even spoken to them about it. Apparently they're just discussing it for the first time now.

I don't like what they're doing, but such a sloppy way of going about it is completely unacceptable!

>how will the casting be judged on, appearance?
>Let’s just say the most sexually attractive doesn’t get the most points.

oh no

>>5678729

I will donate everything they need if they make it a Gamzee ass raping a look alike Hussie.

Also, if they already found willing actors, how come they are accepting submissions for lesbian/gay/hetro pairings?

>>5678729
SOMEONE SEND IN A SUBMISSION ASKING FOR A SWEET BRO/HELLA JEFF/GEROMY THREESOME

>>5678756
they said they didn't have willing actors

>>5678759

>>5678759

>>5678760
Oh whoops, what is reading.

I volunteer as Gamzee.

So, it seems at this point the Homestuck fanbase has finally surpassed Hetalia's in being the worst

As if Homestuck porn wasn't already bad enough.

kill it. kill it with fire.
you know, I used to really enjoy the whole mspa fandom.
nowadays I just don't understand how/why people like this exist.

I want to watch this because of how terrible it's going to be.

This should be where you stop and think, reeeeeaaaallllly think about what the hell you're doing with your life.

Oh god, their last update. The one making the costumes and their cameraman backed out.

That's what they get for being so unorganised.

Fuck this entire god damn fandom.

And I thought nudes were bad enough... and its not even being done by professionals...

>mfw there are seriously people who think making unlicensed porn of 13 year old bisexual asexual aliens is a good idea

I reported this to tumblr for supporting child pron.

>>5678893

>bisexual
>asexual

Contradiction much?

Even if you meant to say "agendered" you'd still be wrong - they clearly have at least a social concept of maleness and femaleness. Anything regarding their anatomy is pure fanon, as Hussie prefers not to speculate on the genitals of 13 year olds.

Is it wrong I want to be part of this? I strongly dislike HS but the awkwardness and hilarity levels of this video will be amazing.

What is the link for that page?

What if the only people to volunteer as actors are absolutely disgusting and/or hambeasts?

>>5678946
>Implying they won't be

>>5678946
The fandom term 'Fat Vriska' just became a reality.

I hope it gets made. If only because the threads here on /cgl/ will be magnificent.

And you thought PT's nudes were bad . . .

Can someone post the link for this?

>>5678960
AHAHA the fattest of Vriskas
>>5678973
Dude It's right here >>5678735

>heeeeey john
>oh hey vriska!
>both start randomly making out and tearing their clothes off
>vriska has to fix her horns, they keep falling off
>she takes off her pants
>she's wearing a blue strap on
>john is shocked
>vriska! i didn't know you had a penis
>yeah john ::::) i think it's 8igger than yoooouuuuuurs
>they skip foreplay
>uhhh do you have lube?
>lu8e? i think you'll like my SPIT 8etter ::::)
>she starts spitting all over his asshole
>john bends over
>she tries to put her spiderdick in
>he's too tight
>she gets frustrated and shoves it in
>john yells and starts crying
>his cock is flaccid, and has been from the start
>suddenly anal blood
>vriskagirl starts panicking
>o-oh um should w-we stop???
>shh no keep going
>u-uhhm ok JOHN YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE ENJOYING MY HUGE 8LUE COCK ;;;;)
>he cries and says no it hurts
>they stop
>the johnboy is laying on the ground crying his ass off
>girl who is vriska is worried and tries to comfort him
>he smacks her away and keeps crying
>she puts a blanket over him and sits near him awkwardly
>they drive him to the hospital
>fin

>>5679000
love ya babe

>>5679000
I can just imagine the movie going along the quality and acting of The Room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if5eP3crl_4

...actually, I can't stop laughing thinking it that way now.

>>5679000

Yuck.
Homestuck fans, cut it the fuck out.
If you are one of the NOT-INSANE fans, tell your comrades that this shit is unacceptable

Or are you trying to be the MOST EMBARRASSING FANDOM ON EARTH?

>tfw i kinda want to see this happen

i'll resist the urge to donate for your sake and also my lack of funds, /cgl/.

Ladies and gentlemen, the homestuck fandom

Five minutes in we find out that trolls have no genitals and they spend the next twenty-five minutes watching National Treasure.

>>5679025

>comrades

it's best to just ignore it. seriously, trying to talk these people down just gets you the opposite result. they're batshit insane and they make the rest of us look bad.

Ugh fandom, why u do this?

>mfw I'm just starting to get back into Homestuck and see this mess

they should get that one girl with the green bewbz to be in it.

LOL and they say the Hetalia fandom was bad
Is this the real life?

>It is absolutely not okay, and in fact we were drafting a letter to you stating as much. Please stop immediately

;_; The creator shot them down.

>>5680642
>implying these fans aren't so insane that they won't still do it anyway.

The fandom is more or less the reason I refuse to touch Homestuck.

>>5680649
given the fact that the post was entitled "the dream is dead" and that he was "respecting their wishes", I think it's a safe assumption.

>>5679841
Or is this just fantasy

>>5680667
And then the post afterwords which is "We're not doing it cause he said don't. but hey if you guys want to do it anyway, go a head."
Meaning the crazies that were willing to volunteer for this will do it on their own.

>>5678704
I've only came across one person irl to openly admit they like homestuck and she's pretty damn annoying.
I overheard her talking to some guy trying to convince him the homestuck fandom wasn't all just batshit attention whores even though he had no idea what it even was.
Anytime I make some reference to online fandoms or anime (because, I've realized contrary to popular belief, people don't give a fuck about your powerlevel and if they do, fuck em.) she acts like I'm being a fucktard.
I feel bad for people like this because they're constantly butthurt over liking something filled with idiots that they don't have the self-confidence to openly like something and think anyone else with similar interests are the idiots. So yes, maybe the "quiet" people can be equally if not more annoying than the loud ones, which makes this fandom even worse.

Ok, someone please explain to me the hype about Homestuck. I had assumed it was some kind of anime or manga. But it's an online comic? Explain things to me. I don't get it.

>girl playing terezi is sitting near a tree
>boy playing karkat comes over
>he's fat and beta
>h-hey t-terESI w-wanna do it?? i-i mean fill b-b-b-uckets
>H3H3H3 ok karkat >:]
>he gets his extremely small cock out of his skinny jeans
>she starts licking it, tearing up because she doesn't want to do this but the pay is good
>u-u-hhh...
>terezi picks up her script and reads her lines
>y-ya ok HEHEHE YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE CHERRIES KARKAT
>he cums on her face
>she screams
>karkat panics
>u-uh-hhhhh.... SOR-SORRY FUCKASS I UM DIDN'T MEAN TO
>people recording this shit facepalm
>"i-it's ughghgh."
>she starts crying now
>i-ican't DO THIS i quit
>karkat boy gets furious
>grabs her and tries to put his tiny cock in her
>she screams and starts punching at his face
>STOP IT FUCKASS!!!
>you stop it you fat fuck
>they start fighting
>people go and break them up
>they sit at separate seats as terezigirl goes to clean the cum off her face
>fin

>So far, the pairings are overwhelmingly homosexual. Interesting.

Yeeeeahhhh I think we all saw that coming from a mile away.