1) ability to absorb and retain all information by touching a book (while still able to control which info I need and to "filter" out unnecessary things)

2) unlimited riches

3) I'd save this for some emergency or something.

That I could make my own costumes.
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.
I don't know for a third one...

1. Perfect body, no matter what I eat.
2. Money.
3. Everyone I love will live to 95 and be in decent health for their age.

Happiness and health for all my loved ones and a high paying job that I love so I can afford all my burando and then some without hating my life.

1.) That I stay at my ideal weight, and in shape no matter what.
2.) That my bank account will always have $75,000 in it all times. If I withdraw any money the difference is instantly refilled.
3.) That I had a tablet that I could download a book to about a skill, and after reading the book, I'd instantly master the skill. (Like leather working, Sewing, etc.)

First, i wish to ascend to a fourth-dimensional existence...

...the other two don't matter. At that point i can do damn-near anything i want.

>>5664111
>mfw trips

1. Fit body, no matter what I eat.
2. Unlimited money for lolita dresses, all clothes, etc.
3. Mental stability.

Sigh.

1) Win the Mega Millions lotto (Infinite money would only result in a [C] ending; economic crisis)
2) Go back in time to save my mom so she never lost her leg
3) Have a green thumb that can make plantlife spawn and renew resources
3)

>>5664111
SLAM.

DUNK.

well played sir or madam.

1.) My son to grow up well
2.) My mother to be happy
3.) New Heart that isn't all ticked out

>Time Travel
I can go back and forward through time, always retaining my age of the present. I wouldn;t need to wish for money because I can get the lottery numbers, I wouldn't need to wish to be skinny, because I can go back and not pig out, or I have all the time in the world to exercise.
>To never die, unless I take my own life
Self explanatory, I don't have to live in fear of dying. I know I'd have to watch my whole family die, so if I feel overcome with grief over time, I can die at will.
>End of world suck
ie poverty, world hunger, war, etc.

1.The ability to alter anything about my appearance instantly and at will.
2. Unlimited funds
3.Semi-Immortality- I can die when I want.

>>5664125
>end of poverty, war blah blah blah
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>5664111

1. Having a beautiful hourglass-shaped body for the rest of my life.
2. Suddenly have a master-level sewing talent.
3. For the people closest to my heart to lead healthy, successful lives.

>To have the power to control anyones (including mine) looks and health. (Aka I'm kawaii uguu and you are fugly~)
>Be able to draw enough nourishment I need out of anything (I wanna live of candy all day erry day)
>Be immensely rich (But noone would be intimidated by me for it)

All my want</3

>>5664129
Haha well it's true. If I'm gonna be living for hundreds of years, might as do something meaningful, right? Plus, I'm interested to see how the world would function in a state of complete peace. (Not that it would last all that long). Besides, it's not like it would make me a good person to wish for it, it would take zero effort on my part.

¤ The power to make people orgasm by just touching them (it has an on/off switch)

¤ Invisibility (others can't see or touch me, but I can see and touch things/people like normal)

¤ Teleportation or flying

IT BEGINS

>No debt!
I think my parents owe around $500.000 now. I'm not wishing for us to become rich, just to get rid of this debt/to get a fresh start.

>No illnesses!
My mom is handicapped because of an old work-injury.
And I'm an anxious kid who can't live a normal life because of reasons.

>A formula that will make animals live longer.
;a; It broke my heart when I had to say goodbye to my old dog, who had been my best friend since I was 6 years old.
I don't want to go through that again bawwwww.

No cosplay wishes here. I care more about my family and my own happiness than my sewing skills, and I'd rather lose the weight off my body myself rather than have some magic genie remove it for me :E

1.Infinite money
2.The ability to transform into any animal or creature. (Childhood dream lol)
3.No idea, I would save it for an emergency or when I think of something that is worth it.

>>5664094
>>5664153
>emergency
You guys are idiots.

This is what will happen.

>sitting around house on weekend bored
>man i'm hungry, i wish i had a sandwich for something
>POOF SANDWICH
>wasted wish

>>5664090
OP here

You also can't 'save' your wishes for later use.

>>5664155
I did say it would be something that was worth it...

-Equius to be real and to be in love with me (actually I probably don't need to wish for the second bit, he'll love anyone who slaps him around a bit. Slut.)

-ability to change my body to whatever I want whenever I want

-perfect memory

>>5664166
You won't be thinking.

You'll just be talking out loud.

Forgetting you had a wish.

>>5664147

>>5664161
Oh, well, that sucks.
Still no idea what I would wish for so, meh.

1. Power to change my body however I like in any way, ie change pigment/skintone, size, weight, height, etc (excepting superpowers like invisibility and/or turning into an animal)
2. Anything I want to buy (but am unable to) suddenly appearing wherever I am in a suitcase or plastic bag to carry them, completely free (if it's clothing, it's always in my size) from an anonymous being with unlimited money.
3. My husbando coming to life, completely as he is in the media I'd seen him in (but 3D and human-looking with "really fucking amazing cosplayer" looks naturally) and loving me unconditionally.

>mfw sometime soon, one by one, all these wishes come true for everyone in this thread because OP (or someone else browsing) is a magical being who is probably feeling really generous at the moment

1. Everyone around me to be happy
2. Talent for everything I like to do
3. Extending time at will

1. To have the perfect body forever and eat whatever I want and not have to work out.
2. Money
3. eternal youth? I dunno

1. 20 million dollars
2. instant skill mastery
3. perfect health until I'm 120 and then I die in my sleep

1) for altruism to become an innate human attribute (on a genetic level, perhaps)
2) for a viable means of exceeding (or more accurately circumventing) the speed of light between two pre-determined points
3) a device that can show an accurate perspective of any point and place in the past, without affecting it (hence never changing it).

1. For everyone I know/love/really care about to be happy with life and themselves. (With a clause that they can't harm others to become happy)
2. Instant skill mastery at anything I want to be good at.
3. Unlimited Money.

I think the most important thing is having my loved ones be healthy and happy, but money would be nice too.

1.LODS OF EMONE
2.Eternal youth/life
3.powers of the flash

1. No more cats
2. save for later
3. save for later

<3
-franfran

>>5664220
Oh guess I didn't read

Just toss the other 2 away.

<3
-franfran

1. To look like a 4'11 version of Gemma Ward.
2. Unlimited monies.
3. To eat anything and still look thin and toned.

1 - unlimited monies
2 - eternal health for those I love
and 3
..
to kill people without anyone ever knowing it's me (without blaming other people, the person will just disappear into an alternative universe and stay there forever and live a new life, no suffering, no remorse or regret)

1. Constant supply of steak
2. A blanket fortress that never falls apart and always comfy
3. Save for later

1. Lots of money
2. Infinite age/ beauty
3. Be really photogenic because I'm not. At all.

>>5664220
>No more cats

why

'Hi'Manindensha Mo Goyoujin
(http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=6380)

'Nuff said.

1. Unlimited Income for my family and me

2. For everyone around me to live a happy and healthy long life.

3. To see and be with my first puppy who had passed away 2 years ago at the age of 4 and for her to be able to have a long and healthy life with us. I miss her so much everyday...

1. Ability to slow down time at will, with a certain area around me that will remain unaffected.

2. A separate dimension that I may teleport at will, where I am nothing less than God.

3. Love.

too much? If I'm going to get wishes, I won't waste it on something as common as money.

>to be 5'6
>to be a millionaire
>to stop being shy

Those would be quite good I think. The third one I'm still not 100% sure on though. If I was rich it might not matter that a can't talk to people easily. I might wish for my boyfriend's diabetes to be cured if I decided money would outweigh the lack of confidence.

>>5664256

I was just laying there and I was like WAISDHLOASDHASDASHDSAD
and then the cat was like JFAKL:DJSAODFASDHJSAICHSAIDFHUIWA IMMA KILL YOU SDAKLHDSALKHDSAPIHFIASNASKLV
So I was all like ACKASID DASHDLKASHFLHASDGFI ISWHRTIHSFLKHSDCFLKASFDKHASLDHASL
And so I fought the thing and it went
ASDHOSAHDASHDASPOFHASI FHISFHA
Then i was covered in cat hair and it was supa gross.

And that is why I hate cats.

<3
-franfran

will everyone stop wishing for unlimited money; you're going to obliterate the economy. if you want money, it comes from somewhere. if you get money from nowhere, you devalue said money. unlimited money from nowhere = no value to any money. you need some better wishes, y'all.

Wealth, Fame, Power

>>5664290
Dude, this board is filled with underageb&s and drooling morons. At least we get a telling sign who belongs in these groups and who doesn't.

>>5664290
Calm down, this isn't actually happening. It's just a bit of inconsequential fun

>>5664290

>>5664290
Haha. Bro, the US infuses billions into the economy all the time. Their are companies holding on to piles and piles of bonds and CD. The entire economy is based on imaginary money. So let's say one person here gets all the money they ask for even if it's unlimited, how much of that they can or will spend will be meaningless. You have a bunch of weeaboos that would buy out every copy of lucky star, not someone who would throw LODS OF EMONE at the stock market or augmentation research. Cool your jets bro, the economy is already shit anyway.

>>5664313
>and drooling morons
Yep, you're in the latter, congratulations.

>>5664290
Guuurrrlll

This is all hypothetical. Some people are wishing to be magical, which is impossible. So just let people have fun with their wishes. Like money is what makes the world go round unfortunately, and thus lots of money = things you need and want.

>>5664290

That is an incorrect theory, wealth isn't a zero sum game

If you have a car problem that requires you to turn one bolt, as soon as its fixed its worth goes up. Wealth can be created by increasing the value of something, you aren't taking away value from other things by doing so.

Having unlimited money doesn't necessarily imply printing dollar bills forever. :0 It could mean having assets thay have residual income or something.

1. A job that I find engaging and fulfilling, that pays well and provides complete benefits.

2. Good health, none of these residual health issues from being so goddamn ill for most of my life.

3. ?????

1 would ideally take care of my desire to help my family and shower my loved ones with gifts, as well as help with my desire to school more. 1 and 2 would remove any reason I might have for long-standing angst. I have no idea what the third one might be.

>>5664328
>>5664322
>>5664313
>>5664308
be it money or assets, everything's value is based on a finite supply and the demand created. creating an infinite amount of anything ruins demand permanently. my beef is not with people saying they want a billion dollars or saying they want a billion sports cars. people wishing for unlimited anything are effectively dooming themselves to never having what they want.

however, you could argue that unlimited merely means without limit and hence someone could produce as much as they want and keep that amount finite. in that case, it seems like a poor choice of wording to me.

sage because wish semantics.

1) transcendence for all of humanity, or at the very least, enlightenment
2) become the immortal ruler of the entire human race
3) the ability to manipulate space and time (I like my strategies turn-based)

If you ain't got dreams, what the fuck you got, amirite?

1- Having the willpower of several zen monks combined. I'd be able to do anything humanly possible.
2- An easy and cheap way to treat every severe illness.
3- I don't think I'd need a third wish. I'd probably save it and gift it to a trustworthy person who will probably formulate a "Let there be peace" wish that doesn't fuck the world up.

Manry kittens always related.

>>5664393
>sage because unnecessarily pedantic
ftfy

>>5664250
>3. Be really photogenic because I'm not. At all.
that's a good wish actually, but wouldn't eternal beauty solve half of that problem?

>>5664237
geh changing my 3d wish,
I want Pixyteri to live a happy life, weaboo or not.

I wish to be the little girl.

>>5664564
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If said beholder is a camera that doesn't quite want to cooperate, it might be a problem, no?

>>5664573
This.


...


But no really, I'd spend all my wishes if I could touch MCA-sama.

1: Pixyteri to stop being so fucking hideous. Her face is an all-around-the-clock troll face.

2: /cgl/ to get off it's never-ending period.

3: Amanda to get rid of that Jew nose, I mean, UEUUGHH. Cunt.

>>5664606

>its

>>5664393

Wealth is simply a question of your ability to create value. :D But yeah, assuming there is no absolute limit is probably wrong but you're right, no point in bickering over specifics.

In any case if you could always have a billion a day because you were a secret Rothschild heir then you could somehow make that wish work in that sense. lul

1. Photographic reflexes (Like Taskmaster from the comics, can copy any movement he views and has photographic memory)

2. Regenerative immortality (So that I live forever but can also regrow that arm if it gets cut off)

3. Teleportation (Just plain useful to get about)

I'm sure with these I could learn anything I wanted and make enough money to live a comfortable life and help better the world.

>>5664594
>MCA-sama.
who that? some yellow fever asian idoru? I am disappoint.

>the ability to create the physical based merely on the suggestions of my imagination
now i can make all my loli waifus real and they can join me in my castle of solid platinum. plus i can bake a feast just by thinking about it.
>to become the patriarch of a pantheon of new gods. my domions would be rage, the heavens and night.
all subsequent deities would be spawned of my loins and may or may not try to murder me.
>to possess the ability to take on any form and multiply myself, though all of my forms would share a consciousness. all copies of myself would be rejoined into me when their tasks are complete.
this would allow various avatars of myself would satisfy the needs of my devotees in real-time while others were out destroying the world or building mountains or whatever.

>>5664683
>who that?
I don't actually know what the M stands for. No one knows that.
>some yellow fever asian idoru?
Nope.

>>5664707
>>5664594
>>5664573
Gee, what a coincidence, /a/ loosers turning up at the same time there's a 'vote for the most attractive board' thread on. I wonder if there's any connection between them.

>>5664707
>>5664730
i was being facetious but apparently that wasn't obvious. i already posted my three wishes.

>>5664734
>facetious
Lawd, I don't even know what dat means.

the ability to change into any humanoid form (and any certain part of my body etc.)
forever young immortality
to know the secrets of the universe, existence, creation, etc.

>>5664738
ooh, you're too clever! ...and subtly racist!

>>5664564
Not exactly. I'm alright-looking now, but every one of my pictures turns out really derpy, or I look just plain awful. Even when I feel like I'm looking cute. I'm one of those people that gets maybe one decent photo out of 50. Sure, you can be beautiful, but it won't mean the camera will be kind to you.

>>5664606
>>5664564
>implying PT isn't living the dream life right now, being pregnant and all that

>>5664810
>mfw when Spoony told me PT had given birth yesterday morning to a healthy baby girl
>mfw April Fools

>>5664810
I thought that was Maguma?

>>5664821

I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist hahaha

>mfw I shed a silent tear because I wanted so bad for it to be true

1) The ability to "bank" hours of sleep ahead of time and save them for later, and to only need a minimum of 3 hours to run at optimum efficiency.

2) To have the version of my body that I'd have if all my living conditions had been optimal throughout my life- decently fit, low bodyfat percentage, no scarring or wrinkles, perfectly healthy teeth, healthy hair at whatever my terminal length is, no more health damage from medications I've been on or poor lung health due to black mold, etc. My body is "stuck" at that body as it would have been at age 20, and I will still have my normal lifespan, but will not physically age, gain weight, damage my skin, etc.

3) Any debts or records of debts are now completely wiped from existence and I have the credit score of an 18 year old with upper middle class parents.

1. Ability to manipulate my physical appearance at will, a la Tonks from Harry Potter
2. 500 million tax-free, suspicion-free dollars
3. Set the genie free as thanks
or, if I suspect he's evil and unfit to be released
or these are fair-trade genie-free wishes
then I'd wish for the ability to understand and speak any language.

1. To get unlimited wishes.
2. To become immortal right now.
3. For Shogun 2 to stop desyncing in co-op campaign.

>>5664835

But yeah, three wishes..

In fact, I only need one wish; I wish for riches.

I've been poor all my life and I know for a fact that every single problem I have could be solved if I had a lot of money.

At the moment I'm having to auction off all my weeaboo gear and it's breaking my heart. Had to list seifuku this morning, I am a sad panda.
I listed it as authentic and that I bought it from a uniform store in Akihabaara to try and drive up interest a little haha maybe this'll bring in some moonies.

>>5664841
>and to only need a minimum of 3 hours to run at optimum efficiency.
>3 hours
Just asking, how many hours of sleep do you usually get per night?

>>5664313
Sort of this. Also, you're thinking about this wrong. Most people don't really want infinite money, they just want more or less the things they can buy with it, and not to have to be afraid of being broke when they spend. If I was a genie or something, I'd just give someone some kind of weird electronic magic glitch bank account hooked up to a debit card. Whenever someone tried to buy something, the debit card would signal to say that the person had enough money to buy that thing.

You overestimate the amount of stuff most people can buy. It wouldn't be enough to cripple the economy. Your average person would buy two to three really extravagant things and then settle down to an upper middle class existence.

And often, the people on /cgl/ would buy from smaller businesses like cosplay commissioners, which would actually create a flow of money towards people who need it.

Our economy has tons of problems with people and businesses basically hoarding it in case it runs out. Creating more crazy nouveau riche cosplayers who are not afraid to spend money? Not as big a problem as creating more giant companies who just stuff billions into banks who don't lend it.

>>5664804
>>5664594
Nope, photogeny doesn't work like that. If you're truly pretty, then you stay pretty no matter what way the photo is taken. Some Hollywood celebrities, in example, are photogenic, but only when they're on make-up, otherwise, the results are not pretty at all.

>>5664606
Y'know, I think it would be cool if people's beauty was based off of how good a person they are. So like, bitchy, manipulative cunts are all hideous, nice, brave people who work hard and volunteer at soup kitchens or something are all beautiful.

I know PT's insane, but I've rarely seen her be mean to anyone else... she just kind of ignores anyone who tries to burst her bubble. So maybe she'd be kawaii uguu and get her wish to be an idol?

>>5664866
3-5. I have insomnia and work shift work. It doesn't matter. I'm bipolar. Sometimes I can function on 3-4 and can't sleep any longer, sometimes I sleep uncontrollably for a week at a time.

I just think I'd be able to get a lot more done if I didn't waste time sleeping. I could get like 4 jobs, work my ass off for a year saving money, then get like a 25 hour a week job for a year and go to school and succeed this time, because no more summer SAD where I sleep for a month when it gets over 70 degrees. Then I could get a high paying job and a shit job, work 60 hours a week for 4 years, invest wisely, and retire in like 5 years.

>>5664897
>>5664866
This just in.

>Stage 3 and 4 or Delta sleep
>Stage 2 sleep evolves into "Delta" sleep or "slow wave" sleep in approximately 10-20 minutes and may last 15-30 minutes. It is called "slow wave" sleep because brain activity slows down dramatically from the "theta" rhythm of stage 2 to a much slower rhythm of 1 to 2 cycles per second called "delta" and the height or amplitude of the waves increases dramatically. In most adults these two stages are completed within the first two 90 minute sleep cycles or within the first three hours of sleep. Contrary to popular belief, it is delta sleep that is the "deepest" stage of sleep (not REM) and the most restorative. It is delta sleep that a sleep deprived person's brain craves the first and foremost. In children, delta sleep can occupy up to 40% of all sleep time and this is what makes children unwakeable or "dead asleep" during most of the night.

So 3 hours = perfection.

>>5664883

That's the thing, people don't usually get bitchy, arrogant ant two-faced without being good looking in the first place.

Also, you've never seen PT be a cock before? I can recall several horrible comments she's made towards several demographics.

>I wish to be set for life financially, able to live a comfortable life style with at least yearly vacations, and never have to worry about money again.
>I wish to have never have gotten fat in the first place, so all of my stretch marks and loose skin would instantly vanish, and I'd have just worked my way to fit from skinnyfat instead, and still be where I am gym/fitness wise.
>I wish for me and my husband to live long and healthy lives, and die on the same night in our sleep.
Ah, if only.

>>5664882
Not true. I've met people who are pretty but not photogenic.
A lot of it has to do with facial shadows under a flash, and the distortion from camera lenses. (Camera lens = round. Photo= flat and rectangular)
There's also the fact that some people find it difficult to keep "still" enough for a camera to be kind to them, and some people's physical charm is mostly the way they move- they're average looking, but graceful.

I'm not actually good looking myself, just charismatic. Most people think I'm pretty, then they see pictures and I look like shit. It's weird because people treat me like a much more attractive person than I actually am.

>>5664882
I must be a hell of a lot uglier than I thought I was then, which is sad, because I have pretty low self esteem anyway.
And being photogenic isn't about looking good in real life, it's about looking good on camera, they're different things. If you're relatively photogenic, you most likely know how to pose, or what facial expressions to use that help the camera capture the best image of you. Some people can get away with doing anything and they'll look good, some people have to resort to specific poses or expressions. Granted, it does help to look attractive to begin with, but being pretty =/= being photogenic.

>>5664904
Yeah, I know. But that pisses me off. I know a lot of people, girls in particular, who just use being attractive as an excuse to be horrible to people, and people LET them, which is worse.

Under this system, you'd get more or less attractive over time continuously, based on your actions. Like attractiveness darkside points.

I don't really pay that close attention to PT, honestly.

>>5664897
>3-4
-hugs-
I know that feel bro/sis

1. The power to enter and exit other worlds, such as books and games, freely, with the separate timelines of each world paused in my absence.
2. The power to gain the abilities of characters I play as.
3. The ability to take objects from the other worlds with me, and have them set as soulbound.

Finally, I can do and be anything.

Wait wait wait. I thought of a better plan

1. Wish for all the dragon balls of earth so I can summon the dragon for another wish

2. To be able to go to other planets instantly without harm coming to my body or the environment

3. To be invincible and unbeatable from other opponents so that I can take the dragon balls from the other planets without dying and get more wishes!

Then I'd wish for all my friends who died in the battle to come backs again, because that's only fair, and everyone always comes back.

Ah, so much pressure! I'd say...
> first, accelerated learning
Maybe not like instantaneous because I don't know how that'd work, but, spend a few minutes on something and get how it works, that'd be nice. I'd love to be better at my artwork too - maybe I could finally start doing commissions.
> a magic wardrobe that potentially contains every item of clothing ever made, and anything I can imagine
So I can wear lolita without the expense, and overhaul my casual wardrobe as well.

I dunno what I'd wish for finally. I want something that'd make me more logical and intelligent rather than just skillful as well...

1. An unlimited supply of the pills from Limitless - the ones at the end of the movie that had no side effects that is. Then I could be super smart and super rich.

2. The ability to pause time because I never have enough time to do everything I want.

3. My family and every generation of it to be blessed with remarkable health and good looks.

1. Have my own theme song
2. Have my own kick ass robotic dog companion
3. Fight crime

1- Be in Cali with boyfriendo
2- Help my bestfriend stop her down spiral that has started the past 3 years and get her into better mental conditions.
3- Be able to hook up Tom Savage and PixyTeri. Desu-chan would be the apple of their eyes.

>>5665237
who's your bf?

>>5665240
Adam West.

1.wish my mom wasn't dead(and include that she would come back to life as a normal healthy human being with her memories and such intact)
2.???
3.money

>a mental archive containing all information in and about the universe past present and future, that I can access with a thought

that covers "infinite money" and the like, just request what the next big powerball numbers are or patent some superscience.

>a personal pocket dimension that exists outside of time and space containing ways to reach any point in time or space

time travel, FTL travel, AND a sweet pad.

>perfect control over any human body, including my own

I can shape change and stave off aging, AND do the same for others. immortality without the loneliness!

>>5665242
I decided to change my number 3, I want to be time lord.

Easy
1. Super Power: Be able to control other peoples minds
2. Super Power: Heal the sick no matter what the illness
3. No Depression

1. For my brother to be a perfectly normal for his age, not autistic.
2. Complete happiness and stability for my parents (and all things necessary to accommodate that).
3. To be beautiful, and to age with complete grace. Beautiful now, beautiful in middle age, beautiful in old age.

>>5665269
can I wish to be your companion?

>>5665313
Are you spunky?

>>5665323
pff, o course. AND I wont ask all the usual boring lame questions every companion asks. I just want adventure

>>5665333
You are hired.

>1. Fuck you
>2. Fuck everyone else
>3. A dog.

My wishes would be:
1)have the super power of the flash from the DC comic books (particularly from the new 52)
2) have the wealth of Bruce Wayne
3) the immortality of Vandal Savage from DC comic books

what i'd do with all that, you'd ask? not a goddamn thing.

-Fly
-Shapeshift like Mystique. Imitate anybody, even zer voice.
-Magical healing powers. Nobody in my family or close circles will be sick or sore ever again.

Also, all of these things combined shall result in wealth, for who in their right mind would deny fair payment to Sexy Flying Doctor Lady?
If you didn't pay me, I could shapeshift into your wife, lure you into an intimate situation, then shapeshift into an underage boy just as the camera is timed to go off. I could ruin you. And it's not like I'm charging more than regular doctor's fees, for absolutely perfect health, no less!
Nobody could fuck with me.

Wow, I took that and RAN with it...

1. completely remove psychopaths and their ilk from this world
2. force everyone to take an lsd thumbprint at the same time
3. allow all humans with psychic, telekinetic powers which includes the ability to communicate with animals, plants and any other sentient beings

all in that order

>the ability to learn/understand something much much much more quickly than the average person level, a bit above genuis level.
>lifetime money for necessities - food, education, internet,- and then some.
>to live happily ever after with my boyfriend, our two great danes, corgi, black cat, pudu, owl, in a house with a body of water near by, in Europe, with a massive library

I wish
>for unlimited material resources (money, investments etc.)
>To be the smartest person in the world
>to have superpowers (preferably telekinesis or matter manipulation)

>perfect eyesight
>the ability to fly by flapping my arms
>a good singing voice

>I would be an adorable little girl
>the idealization of my entire corporal body - i.e, immortality, super-high intellect, physique, strength, never get sick, solution of any mental issues and personal flaws, etc. - basically rolling up a bunch of wishes into one
>the ability to travel through time without any consequences

unlimited time and unlimited capability. anything would be possible for me.

>>5665657
(also I would get to be an adorable little girl.)

1) Gurren Lagann, only operable by me and
2)Masamune Date, aged 20, is now my battle partner and bro, we will go save the world in our giant mech and tell people to PUT THEIR GUNS ON
3)For my various penpals to stop being all missing and shit, I haven't heard form them in months and it worries me deeply.

You people and your money wishes, wish for something that could not possibly be attained normally.... ah shit I could wish for mah waifu, hrnng-I CANNOT, THE WORLD NEEDS ME!

> infinite money
> hot body that fits perfect measurements (B cup!)
> perfect face

I wish for:

Piece on Earth.
A nice girl to love me.
20 bucks.

>>5667915
>Piece

I'm game.

1.) The power to jump into any anime/video game world and play out their plots with the characters. Kind of like the ultimate virtual reality experience. Only more awesome.

2.) The motivation to finish writing my novel. ;-;

3.) That everybody I know is happy.

1. the abilty to make bitches disappear,always a huge bother to have throngs of bitches following me wherever I go
2. a second dick to maintain all of them bitches
3. purity of white race

>Riches! Lots and lots and lots of them £500,000,000 please
>Be able to shapeshift because then i could be whoever I wanted to beeee
>For magic to exist!

>>5668021
> lots of riches 500mil

Fucking l o l

Wow, you people sure are egoistic as fuck.

1st wish: The average IQ of the world goes up by 20 points.
2nd wish: Unfathomable magic powers. Snap my fingers and I could turn the moon into fire or some crazy shit like that.
3rd wish: A cure for cancer.

1. A house in the mountain
2. A decent amount of money (enough so I can get by without working)
3. The talent to make music

>>5668558
>3. The talent to make music
If you want that, you should also wish for taste in music first.

1. TARDIS
2. Unlimited money
3. Motivation

>>5668564

Do you ever sleep, anon?

>>5668568
3 hours at best, between 2 AM and 7 AM

>>5664897
>>5664936
>>5668577
>3 hours
Jesus Christ how do you people get up in the morning?

>>5668593
I dunno about the other two, but I am a genetically engineered over-man designed to stalk people on /cgl/, 24/7.

>>5668577

Thats terrible for you anon. I used to do that but I had to stop after like 2 months because my eyes were tired as fuck all the time and I started seeing floaters.

Unlimited money and power
Advanced knowledge of the workings of the universe, I don't want to know everything but I want to know enough to get humanity out of the solar system and able to inhabit other planets.

Magical powers, just because.

>>5668643
I almost forgot, you're a bunch of self serving bastards, use your wishes to help humanity not yourself.

Also Wishing for peace is foolish, it wouldn't last.

>>5668593
>Jesus Christ how do you people get up in the morning?
I just do.
I know that I need to get more sleep, but I'm not really tired until 1-2am, (and I have to wake up at 5:20am six days a week)
I'm not keeping myself awake on purpose, it's just that I prefer doing my assignments/work later at night as I'm much more concentrated , motivated and somewhat hyped
But if I get less than 3 hours of sleep, I'm as dopey as hell the next day.
Last night ( or more like this morning) I had 2 hours of sleep as I had to finish painting some stuff.
>mfw a friend of mine told me that she was tired despite getting more than 7 hours of sleep
>mfw people get more than 5 hours of sleep
>mfw some go to go bed at 10:00-10:30
What is wrong with you people?! Don't you feel that you're wasting precious working time?

//end of butterhurt rage

1 - to eat as much as I want without gaining an ounce
2 - Monie$
3 - to be able to fly

>>5668726
H-have you been genetically engineered too?

1) The ability to materialize anything I imagine.
2) The ability to absorb information from people or books by touch.
3) The ability to time travel.
(Both abilities would be controlled by my will. If I don't will it then it won't happen)

I'd disappear from this time and start my adventure!

>>5664711
mah nig~gah~

I wants a world where sperm flo~ow~s like tap water*
and rainbows everywhere~

(*I think I have this from some TV series where some guy came from the future, which was something like that, I dunno what it was about, anyone knows what series that was? mite've been just one episode)

>>5668884
Drawn Together, I think.

1) i wish for the rule that wishing for more riches is abolished

2) wish for unlimited wishes

3) Profit

>>5668888
>>5668888
>>5668888
why

>>5668884
But yes, it's Drawn Together.
>5 Years from now, earth will be a gay paradise where all music is dance and all food is low carb and the semen flows like wine.
"Wine", not "tap water" you cheap-ass peter puffer.

>>5668847
>H-have you been genetically engineered too?
O-Of course, that is correct!
Sleep is for the weak, only the strongest will survive in the dark.
Look at those pathetic humans sleeping in their beds, they don't know that by doing this they are missing out precious information that is given out on the board known as /cgl/.

>>5668918
Genetically engineered... to be blind and deaf. Truly, it is the next stage in human evolution.

>>5668902
>peter puffer.
what's peter puffer mean?

>>5668918
>only the strongest will survive in the dark.
FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS!

(Google=R'hllor; the information we gather brings about the light to fight the darkness of misinformation)

>>5668939
A man who likes... puffing... peters. If you get what I mean.

>>5668884
>>5664711
So... you have a fetish for Italians? That's... uh... pretty awkward.

>>5668996
but Avellone is Italian-American--
>pretty awkward.
>awkward
oh you

(when did he get so popular again?)

>>5669022
According to this thread >>5664951 he is the next in the line of succession for the Iron Throne after the unfortunate fate suffered by King Roko /m/echateon.


And by "Iron Throne" I mean Lobitah's throne.


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 
And by "Lobitah's throne", I mean her vaginal area. Somehow.

>>5669022

good question, maybe now's a good time to get a trip.

>>5669040
please don't say stuff like that.

>>5668939
A slang term for a homosexual man, as the tripfag above.

1: Telekinetics
2: The ability to fully convince anyone of anything
3: To change my appearance at will.

Psych major hero. Let me tell you based on your choices who you are.
>>5669103
Rapist-to-be (dreaming of it, at the very least).
>>5668889
School dropout / crackhead.
>>5668884
A closet homosexual compensating his insecurities by acting openly gay on the Internet.
>>5668860
Lazy fuck.
>>5668830
Hambeast extraordinaire.
>>5668558
Third worlder, probably Eastern European.
>>5668546
Pothead / single mother son.
>>5667999
13 year old boy.
>>5667957
/v/irgin that came looking for love to /cgl/.
>>5665721
Ugly hambeast.
>>5665657
/a/non coming to a 3DPD board out of desperation.
>>5665276
A try-too-hard woman with savior of the universe complex.
>>5665636
A halfwit with a stutter.
>>5665627
A greedy woman, gold digger to be.
>>5665237
Troll.
>>5665051
A person with strong suicidal tendencies. If you ever need help, give me a call (and pay me

money).
>>5664707
Pedophile who thinks the world won't notice when he plays it for fun.
>>5664661
/co/ nerd, obviously.
>>5664606
A bitchy woman.

>>5664477
What 4chan likes to call "Beta". Brought up in a privileged household.
>>5664446
Communist dictator / tyrant to be.
>>5664331
The most boring person in this thread, congratulations.
>>5664285
Napoleon Bonaparte complex.
>>5664283
Bullied in childhood and preteen years.
>>5664276
Deep hidden issues with a facade of niceness on top.
>>5664246
Privileged household + used to have suicidal thoughts at one point in life.
>>5664237
Extremely vengeful, stemming from being bullied in childhood. Highly jealous of peers.
>>5664220
Possibly a victim of cyber-bullying.
>>5664216
Daddy issues, school clown trying to be as funny as possible, likely to hide inner insecurities.
>>5664210
White guilt, racist undertones though.
>>5664167
Strong penis envy.
>>5664153
Highly privileged status, likely feels more empathy for animal than the common plebeian's plights and causes.
>>5664152
Same as above, less privilege and more white guilt.
>>5664134
A shallow consumer woman.
>>5664125
An underage poster willingly violating the rules of 4chan.
>>5664122
Single mother (to be).
>>5664117
Pseudo-economist greenthinker.
>>5664109
The shallowest so far.
>>5664095
Strong inferiority complex.
>>5664094
And more lazy consumer American bs.


There you go. You can pay me later when I get my own clinic.

>>5669175
>implying psychology is a serious science

>>5669175
>>5664707
wrong! the correct answer was troll. i already gave my three wishes earlier in the thread and said as much later on. armchair psychology: 0, internet: 1

My first wish will be I get to be Mystique. I can instantly make myself into a perfect copy of any character I want and I don't have to pay for wigs, contacts or makeup!

Money. All the fucking money.

A magical Pokeball that spits out any Pokemon I want.

>>5669194
...and a virgin. Female. Has considered running away from her home at least once.

There, I'm done for the day, my break is over.

I wish for...
Hypnotic powers. Dunno what I'm gonna use 'em for, but they'll come in handy, I'm sure.
To be able to stop time so I could actually get shit done.
To be cute. ;_;
What does it meeean, Psych Major?

>Third worlder, probably Eastern European.

Clever. Also, Eastern Europe is considered second world, not third.

>>5669196
>>5669179
>>5669175
you're the worst armchair psychiatrist, ever. why did you try to 'analyze' all of them if you're just gonna give half-assed answers based on one wish or your vague knowledge of the tripfag who posted them.
and just because you grew up in a low income house hold and you think you're making something of yourself by becoming a psych major doesn't entitle you to shit on those who think money will buy them happiness.

Aw man, that's easy.

I'd wish to be a shapeshifter, first off. So I could be anyone I wanted any day. Feeling like a muscular dude today? Done. Hot, busty woman? Check. Little kid? You got it.

I'd then wish to forever be financially stable- to magically have funds emerge out of the woodwork any time me or my family or friends needed it, at any time. I wouldn't want to be ridiculously rich just because that would probably cause some ridiculous issues- I'd just want to never have to worry.

And last I'd wish for the capacity to become a ridiculous master at anything I wished. I wouldn't just become the master (because then what's the point), but it would remove all physical and mental limitations on me becoming awesome.

Awww yeah.

1. Riches so that I can buy my boyfriend and myself whatever we'd like. We don't exactly want to have a lot of everything(he has a good job but is never just out buying what the fuck ever he sees), but the option would be nice and we'd have a lot to save up. Honestly. for me.. all the lolita. All of it. And books.

2. To continue to be happy but without the stress of my family being jerks sometimes. Sometimes I think just moving and not talking to one of my parents would be a great relief.

3. The ability to read incredibly fast. Knowledge is power and recreational reading... Well, I have a lot of catch up on!

good health
to be attractive
to be wealthy

>>5669217
>'analyzing' himself to further attention to himself
Aren't you the sly motherfucker.

>>5669236
nuh uh...

i just wanted to be a dick because he didn't do my wishes.