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    26 KB Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:43 No.5647059  
    >mfw $476 million jackpot ($341 million lump sum before taxes)
    What would you do with $300+ million /cgl/?
    I would throw an all-night open bar party at the Ritz-Carlton at Anime Expo
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:48 No.5647075
    >winning $300 million
    >not leaving behind anime and cosplay forever

    seriously, i consider this a shit-tier hobby and it depresses the fuck out of me. if i could afford to do more interesting and fulfilling things, i'd never watch anime or attend another convention again
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:50 No.5647085
    Buy a bigger house, give most of it away to charity, give some to friends and family, then put it away in the bank until I finish university, keeping some to pay fees, of course. After that, who knows? I might even give away the rest of it, I don't need that much money and if I lived off it I would be bored as fuck.
    >> maryjane !zmlklASUKA 03/28/12(Wed)02:51 No.5647087
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    More drugs than you can fathom.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:52 No.5647089
    The obvious answer is to fuck bitches all over the world while wearing a shit that says "I AM THE ONE PERCENT MOTHERFUCKER"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:52 No.5647092
    >>5647075
    Why not stop attending cons and watching anime now, save up the money you spend on this shit tier hobby and get yourself into something you like better?

    Seems like a better plan than continuously engaging in a hobby you dislike.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:54 No.5647094
    WTF NO ONE WON THIS SHIT?
    >> TheInternetPolice 03/28/12(Wed)02:55 No.5647103
    1 word: Lamborghini
    >> Dr. Scientist !!JtQ+aYJUUCb 03/28/12(Wed)02:56 No.5647107
    Pretty much spot on. Rent the entire top two floors of the JW mariott, full bar, all my con bros get rooms and all of /cgl/ invited to party with us. Makin it rain.

    I would of course spend money on important stuff too tho, house, school, etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:56 No.5647108
    >>5647092
    I probably spend $25 a year on it. All the anime/manga I look at is pirated and whenever I go to conventions I rarely spend more than $25 between merchandise and a pass.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:57 No.5647111
    >Win $300 million
    >Invest $50-100 mil in savings and shit that will just earn interest
    >Buy up a lot of land, plenty of forest
    >Build a small private road
    >Build a house I desire, barns and workshops
    >Have my own little farm and costume/prop shop
    >Live life at ease taking a more active part in my preferred hobbies
    >Not have to deal with people, cities, and traffic noise.
    >Probably donate a bunch annually to charities of my choosing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:58 No.5647116
    >>5647108
    Why do you subject yourself to a hobby you seem to not enjoy all that much?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:59 No.5647117
    >>5647111
    >requires $200 million dollars to live like some sort of retarded hipster hermit

    face it, you're just using money as an excuse. you could achieve a more reasonable version of that lifestyle, if you weren't so lazy
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:00 No.5647120
    invest it in the deep oceans to excavate parts of atlantis. either that or send a bunch of geologists to china to study that big ass pyramid those chinks have been hiding for these past decades
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:00 No.5647121
    >>5647116
    Does anyone really enjoy anything they do? Aren't most people just engaging in activities and hoping to be fulfilled and satisfied, without ever actually feeling that way?

    Or do I just feel this way because I'm addled by depression and hopelessness?
    >> Mr Kroot 03/28/12(Wed)03:01 No.5647122
    Get an M1A, and a Winchester 1300. Set the rest up so my family need not worry. Means I have about 15M left.

    Open a restaurant. Russian/Polish/Ukrainian. Between my friends mothers and my grandmother we have the recipes. I have friends who are looking for work as a chef. Make it in an out of the way neighborhood and serve food right a good price. That kind of food that is so good, but so simple. Like mom made, if she was babushka. make things cost enough so I just break even.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:01 No.5647124
    I'll buy out the SPJA and personally run AX to the ground. I know it's not possible even if you had the money, but man it would be fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:03 No.5647130
    >>5647059
    >all night

    how bout all week motherfucker
    >> RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V 03/28/12(Wed)03:04 No.5647134
    A dog.

    Maybe a cycle or two of gear.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:04 No.5647135
    -buy a house + a few investment properties
    -buy a car
    -buy a new laptop and a desktop
    -pay off my student loan
    -pay my parents back for bringing me up
    -take a year off to travel and maybe bring some friends with me
    -buy a lot of lolita
    -buy a whole lot of bespoke suits for work. With pockets
    >> Matt !o504RVa/WI 03/28/12(Wed)03:07 No.5647143
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    >>5647122
    You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.

    Personal expense for myself would be setting up a permanent residency in comfortable living and savings for myself and my best bro. Theeeeeen up to $15 million in personal investments and interests. Drop 90% of it in the bank to collect interest and then 5% into charities.

    Maybe work here and there throughout life to add up more money on the side, too. Use the cash to also further my education and hobbies, too.
    >> itaqueen !!60RF7p3/Emf 03/28/12(Wed)03:08 No.5647146
    >>5647059
    Buy my parents a new car, buy an apartment for myself, one large enough for me to have all my books with me. Pay off my student loans. Help boyfriend with whatever he may need.
    I'd live comfortably, but still work towards my goals. There's no pride in buying my way to the top.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:09 No.5647147
    Purchase a single speed 29er hard-tail, a vintage fixie pimped out to the fucking SPOKES. carbon MTB for shits, a metric asston of jerseys, body armor and the best down hill MTB money can buy. A house in the hills and just kick it.

    Ride all day, everyday.
    >> PP+1 03/28/12(Wed)03:11 No.5647152
    Home
    Masters
    Cars
    Child's education
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:12 No.5647157
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    >>5647121
    You sound like your life is super shit. I'm pretty much always happy unless something bad is happening, and engaging in hobbies I enjoy is really fun.

    Any how, I would pay for uni as I go, use some to go visit my family, pay off my parent's debt, put aside a little for my cosplay and figurine hobby, and then save the rest for when I start a family.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:12 No.5647158
    I would build a halfway home for kids who struggled through life pretty much on their own like myself. I would take in children and teenagers and as long as they went to school and got decent grades, I would pay for room, board, and college.

    Give kids who grew up like me a greater chance at success than myself.
    >> Buu !0tcKAWAIIc 03/28/12(Wed)03:13 No.5647160
    I would buy everyone in my family a nice house, on a nice plot of land wherever they wanted.
    I would go shopping, and buy a fuck ton of clothes.
    I would buy a ranch so I can adopt homeless animals and feed them.
    I would invest in gold/other things.
    Would donate a couple million to various things.
    >> o-slap 03/28/12(Wed)03:13 No.5647164
    I would invest $340 million of it and use the leftover mil to party hard.
    >> Roko the /m/ lurker !kXYa3YRTCM 03/28/12(Wed)03:14 No.5647168
    >commission hybrid insector V3, Shadowmoon, Ouja, and Punch Hopper and Kick Hopper costumes
    >visit all my /cgl/ bros
    >go to some out of state cons
    >buy ALL OF THE NENDOS
    >get my old computer fixed
    >put the rest in the bank
    >oh and gundam models
    >and a storage unit to put them all in
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:15 No.5647169
    >>5647117
    I'm already working towards buying a small amount of farm land as it is. Sadly, there are slim pickings around me. I'm not trying to be a 'hipster hermit' as you seem to think either, I genuinely like farming and I'd like to do more than what I can now.
    I dislike living so close to I75 that it's a constant droning hum all day, every day. I'd like to get as far away from that as possible.

    With $200 million, I'd buy up 200+ acres of land that I can choose to do whatever I want with. That can take several million for the land itself, then there's taxes to pay annually, the cost of building a home, installing septic, digging a well, building a road to the home, building multiple barns and a workshops, filling the workshops with equipment that I would use, buying fabric and materials for making costumes and props, purchasing animals, getting the animals checked by a vet annually, heating and cooling the home/barns/workshop, electricity, maintaining the property, buying farm equipment, buying seeds and trees, and hell I'd like to build a big ass greenhouse too and glass isn't cheap. Add on top all the permits and bureaucratic hoops needed to jump through on top as well, since you can't always just start building shit where ever you like.

    $200 million isn't all that ridiculous when you add everything up.
    >> o-slap 03/28/12(Wed)03:20 No.5647193
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    Actually when I think about it... I'm going to take this >>5647164 back.

    I'd produce a bunch of nerd wet dreams, starting with a Daredevil TV series.
    >> !/ReimuGFWM 03/28/12(Wed)04:32 No.5647336
    >Buy a decent house - doesn't have to be a castle, just a house.
    >Buy a car with a WORKING TRANSMISSION
    >Save some for incidentals - car repairs, house repairs, medical bills, etc.
    >Donate the rest

    Tbh I'm not greedy. I'd like to have money but I'd like to be able to continue on with my life like a normal person.
    >> ka-san !UfIVkdvNro 03/28/12(Wed)04:36 No.5647343
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    Produce a Mawaru Penguindrum OVA series of just pure RingoxShoma fluff.

    I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
    >> Dizzy !!Y4jFbn0aGBf 03/28/12(Wed)04:37 No.5647346
    I'd buy my local football club and turn them into a European powerhouse. I'd invest the rest so I can keep it running and so I can make the city grow.
    >> Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 03/28/12(Wed)04:42 No.5647353
    >buy my dream dresses
    >buy my good loli friends their dream dresses
    >all go and stay at the fanciest hotel in London fir a week and have tea parties errday and then a ball at the weekend, invite all the UK lolis, even the ones I don't like because I'm rich as balls and I don't care
    >commission baller Beatrix and Almalexia cosplays because I'm babby and can't make them myself
    >buy a house in London purely to stay at for cons, all my bros can stay too, bribe Zom with fancy camera stuff to move there permanently so I can see her more often
    >buy a house in Germany so I can move there literally as soon as I finish my degree
    >buy a fancy-ass yacht, tea parties on it once a month, fill it with sluts and Guinness the rest of the month
    >buy a hearse to get fixed up into my pimpmobile, Triumph Speed Triple to get around when I'm not pimpin'
    >send PT to Japan
    >Go to ALA and join the circlejerk, American cons in general

    I might not have taken this all that seriously
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:45 No.5647359
    Buy up as many former factory spaces, now just vast concrete beds of sadness, from GM.
    Remove the concrete, clean the soil, rework the landscape and plant trees, grasses, flowers and pretty things, maybe add a pond here and there, and plenty of benches and such.
    Most of all, hire local people to do the work, give the unemployed in the area something productive to do that actively makes their community better.
    Create lovely parks in an effort to make Flint a little bit less of a shithole.
    ...
    Then die inside when it all falls apart within a year to become a hangout for hookers, crack heads, and dealers, and everything dies.

    I'll stash some away for myself so I can vanish after it all crashes and burns.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:45 No.5647361
    Seriously, no one won again? Daaamn. I think that breaks the US record for lottery jackpots.


    I don't even know what I'd do. Probably try to launch some businesses. Buy a house. Then live at the house by myself and feel lonely. Then I would buy $100 million worth the cats.
    >> Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 03/28/12(Wed)04:52 No.5647367
    >>5647361
    >living by yourself
    >not having a weeb frathouse full of seagulls and having con season all year round
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:58 No.5647372
    >>5647367
    Yeah, I might get a place big enough for some of my friends. Not random seagulls though - you guys are messy and sort of jerks. Not gonna lie.
    >> Dr. Scientist !!JtQ+aYJUUCb 03/28/12(Wed)05:00 No.5647374
    >>5647372
    I dont think you have met us irl anon.
    >> Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 03/28/12(Wed)05:01 No.5647375
    >>5647372
    Pfft, I didn't mean random seagulls, seagull friends. Although saying that... I could see some of my seagull friends not getting along. Rule #1: no drama in the weeb frathouse.
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    >>5647374
    Actually, it happened the other way around. "Why are these people I know IRL showing up in selfposting on 4chan. This is fucked up."


    MFW most of them aren't anons.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:05 No.5647379
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    >move to korea
    >become sasaeng fan and hire cars to stalk oppa all day
    >he eventually falls in love with me
    >we get married and live happily ever after until he gets too old to be attractive
    >double suicide
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:24 No.5647386
    Buy a nice rooftop apartment in the city plus the loveliest furniture used and new. Buy a car, a good camera.
    Give my boyfriend all the money he needs for professional props/costume making.
    Give my parents all the money they need for their bills and their wellbeing.
    Laser treatment for my legs, breast lifting.
    Live of the rest forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:28 No.5647391
    get married and have the family of my dreams, buy my parents a big house in a quiet neighborhood, finally able to get medical help for anxiety/adhd, go to art school.... ;____; sigh
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:40 No.5647410
    travel arround the world. spread my seed through the world. settle down on a island and give the rest of my money to a foundation.
    >> TikkiTavi !TaigaVQ/9E 03/28/12(Wed)06:42 No.5647448
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    >pay for grad school
    >Start a convention
    Always wanted to but even local ones cost mucho money, w/ money not really an issue could just have fun with it
    >> Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 03/28/12(Wed)06:44 No.5647451
    >>5647448
    OH MY GOD THIS.

    I would love to start a UK loli convention, just imagine the drama.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:46 No.5647452
    >>5647451
    That would be epic
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:41 No.5647678
    I love my family a lot and would like to live near them, so I'd build a small gated community with houses for my parents, my sister and her boyfriend, me and my boyfriend, and a few others for other close relatives. My sister's boyfriend wants to start his own business so I'd give him some start up money to do that. My boyfriend wants to go to college but can't afford it at the moment so I'd pay for that too. I'd also pay for my family to take trips together to Disney World all the time because we all love it there but haven't been for over ten years.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:44 No.5647683
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    So that's €225,000,000 to me...
    -I'd pay off my current mortgage, do the house up wicked, and live in it temporarily while buying land and building this house in my picture, with a race track and archery...place (?) out the back.
    -When it was built I'd give my current house to my little sister.
    -My parents would retire and I'd spoil them for the rest of their lives. Same goes for boyfriend's family.
    -I'd do up the children's hospital that saved my baby cousin's life.
    -I'd get my nose fixed and sort out all the little cosmetic things that bother me about myself.
    -I'd marry my sweetie and raise a few kids without losing sleep over how I'm gonna feed them, etc.
    -Shopping trip to Japan with 20 of my best friends, FIRST CLASS PLANE TICKETS, none of this twelve-hours-sitting-with-our-knees-around-our-ears BS.
    -None of my family or close friends would ever have to worry about work or bills again.

    And I'd spend the rest of my life traveling and hang-gliding. Swoosh.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:46 No.5647689
    >>5647135
    >winning a bazillion dollars
    >bespoke suits for work
    >still going to work

    If I were you I'd get that insanity looked into by a professional.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:53 No.5647697
    Everyone in my family is flipping out over this and hoarding tickets. Am I negative nancy for not even caring because I know I won't win?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:53 No.5647698
    >>5647683
    That sounds great. I'd probably do something similar.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)09:57 No.5647704
    >>5647683
    >first class plane tickets
    nigga don't be cheap
    PRIVATE JET MOTHERFUCKER
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    >>5647683 here,
    I forgot... I'd also sponsor the fuck out of a few female superbike racers.
    I'm a bit over the hill to start that nonsense myself, I'd just drive whatever hairdryer-on-wheels I can handle around the racetrack I mentioned, and let those girls blaze their own trails.
    Besides, I'm so short the only bike I've ever been able to stand astride with both feet on the ground was a 125cc Aprilia Lotus.
    So you go, girls.
    You go.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:03 No.5647711
    - Laser hair removal every inch of my body except for my head
    - 50s car, probably a chevy of some kind
    - 1950s Schwinn Phantom bicycle, cherry red, fuck yeah
    - victorian MANSION
    - decorate that shit in antiques, make it look like something out of a fancy period drama
    - rescue a bro tier dog from a pound
    - get a fancy ragdoll cat
    - not a lolita now, but get into classic lolita and also reproduction period clothing (victorian/50s) ALL DAY ERRYDAY
    - and dolls, DOLLS DOLLS DOLLS


    Of course I'd give money to my family too, I just listed my personal goals.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:03 No.5647712
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    I'd adopt all the stray animals in my town and house them in a humane way, of course. Regular checkups, feeding times, the works.

    >>5647158
    I'd also do this as well. But I'd straight up build and run something exactly like pic related. That'll be one of my childhood dreams completed
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:07 No.5647716
    >suddenly would have the ability to pay for the rest of undergrad/grad school, car, and enough for a good house
    >buy my dream car, go to my dream college, buy my dream house near the ocean
    >stay the fuck away from my bloodsucking "family" unless they're people I liked before I hit it (ie. my mother, stepdad, cousin), everyone else could kiss my ass since they never did shit for me
    >lay low for a few years until the hype about my winnings died out, would probably still get called by phony 'debt' collectors and 'distant relatives'
    >feel forever alone knowing that people would only ever really know me for the money
    >constantly paranoid about any future relationships and how people would probably take advantage of the money as well as my feelings
    >surround myself with material items to fill the gap
    >would probably die a lonely recluse because of the fact

    Wow, the more I think this out the more I think this would be a fucking curse to keep any of that money at all. Makes me want to give it all away just thinking about the mental repercussions it would have on me. I can't honestly say I'd even spend it on cosplay, I don't think I would.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:07 No.5647719
    >>5647704
    But a garage that big would ruin my pretty house...
    Also, dass' WASTEFUL!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:08 No.5647723
    I'd make my own lolita brand, hire excellent print designers, have fantastic shops, etc. Oh hellz yes. Made either in Japan or US, not China, so shit won't be stolen before it even hits the shelves, too.

    Then I'd buy an estate for myself and put a fund toward various GMO creations being done in universities (stuff like disease resistance) that isn't being picked up by big companies cause it's not a big money maker, on the condition that they will test it on my land and that I can then buy successful crops and continue the green revolution.

    I will also have a hedge maze.

    My parents can have whatever house they like, wherever, provided that if they want to stay in the same place they're living now, it will be a different house (hate that house). No debt in my family, and education for all of us! Buy some houses/apartment buildings.

    Travel around places by horse and carraige sometimes, just because I can. And have my own conservatory, made of glass, iron, and utter awesome. And an orangery.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:09 No.5647724
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    Nose job ASAP also body hair removal
    Lipo (I eat healthy and work out, but dat pooch)
    Buy my mom a decent house/pay her bills
    Save like half for a decent apartment for me
    Pay for my boyfriend to go to school/have a car
    Travel and visit my best friends around the world
    Buy all the things at IKEA rofl
    New wardrobe
    Idk

    this is depressing because i'm really poor
    pic related
    >> Honeybadger !URnewFAgBI 03/28/12(Wed)10:09 No.5647727
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    >mfw american lottery is taxed and paid out over a period of several years.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:13 No.5647731
    >>5647716
    Shit, I'd probably feel the same as you if I won that much. I'd be so fucking paranoid about who knows me, or who wants to know me, and what do they want (minus my family).

    I think I'd even go to such an extent as to not spend any of it, just to look normal. Not even a house, just in case people ask questions.
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    >>5647727
    Yeah, but mfw it's still more money that most of us will make in a lifetime. Even the Euromillions rarely gets that high.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:21 No.5647746
    Buy a car
    Buy a house
    pay off all debt
    go on vacation
    buy some other shit like new furniture/electronics/powertools
    save it

    I'm lame
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:25 No.5647751
    >save enough for family to live comfortably
    >start vidya company, become QUEEN OF /v/
    >stash some to the side to start a scholarship for female STEM majors from impoverished backgrounds from all over the world

    most of the rest will go towards environmental causes. Not bullshit like ELF/ALF and PETA or Greenpeace, but stuff actually backed by studies and universities and whatnot
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:31 No.5647756
    I would hire trained assassins to throw red paint on every known member of PETA.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:31 No.5647757
    >win 300m
    >dont tell a soul
    >go on living life completely normal as if nothing happened, but start paying for friends drinks and shit when we go out
    >put rest in bank after maybe buying a few things like new clothes and such


    secret millionaire would be secret
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:33 No.5647763
    Buy a nice house. Nothing big. In fact, I'd probably drive down to my old neighborhood, hand the people in my old house one million, and say, "Next week I want this house bare." And then I'll go to Ikea and get some cheap furniture and live there, and be happy. And I'll get a dog.

    And when my friends and family have birthdays, I can afford to get them nice presents. And I'll pay off my parents' and my uncle's/aunt's house and their bills so that they can just focus on food expenses and sending my siblings/cousins to college.

    Fuck you guys, now I'm going to be daydreaming about this all day.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:38 No.5647774
    fund law school education.
    give half to charity.
    but rest in bank and live comfortably on the interest for the rest of my life.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:39 No.5647777
    >>5647152

    mfw I read Hamsters
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    >lasik eye surgery
    >buy land, build a mid-sized house on it
    >make sure it has a bigass library/relaxation room
    >buy all the clothes, OOP books, merch and figurines I've ever wanted
    >put a decent chunk of the money into my savings account
    >Spend a few years traveling around the world and meeting everyone I've ever wanted to see, plus souvenirs for the family
    >Open up a decent sized comic/manga/ect shop in a city area
    >In final years donate remaining money and savings to some private boarding school or music association

    This is depressing to think about...
    >> Honeybadger !URnewFAgBI 03/28/12(Wed)10:48 No.5647799
    Oh, also, I would buy all the doctors in the world to fix my Mom's sclerosis.
    We can rebuild her, we have the technology.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:51 No.5647805
    Pay off my student loan debt
    Pay for grad school
    Buy a small condo
    Spend some on hobbies
    All the AGA treatment I can get my hands on
    >If the treatment fails, all the human hair wigs
    Pay my parents' debts and buy them big gifts.
    >Lakefront cottage on a huge piece of forested land plus a nice boat and some seadoos for my dad
    >Large house downtown and all the designer clothes for my mom
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:53 No.5647811
    I'd post the links to Antique Beast, Alice Auaa, and Moi Meme Moitié's webshops to Japonica Market with the note
    "One of everything, please"
    >> Sans !shERiFf/HI 03/28/12(Wed)10:58 No.5647825
    I think I'd end up blowing it all on new organs and fine art. Mostly organs and the procedures required to install said organs, mine are currently broken. Wait, fuck meat organs. I'm gonna be a cyborg.
    >> Denmark !Z0k5e0SqSI 03/28/12(Wed)10:59 No.5647828
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    >Fix my parents' houses, so that they wont have to worry about the holes in our roof anymore, and so that I will have an apartment/guesthouse to move in to..
    >Give my parents a new car.
    >Give my parents money enough to go on a long-ass vacation.
    >Pay off my parents' debt.
    >Get a driver's license.
    >Get a car.
    >Get a bunch of musical instruments.
    >Get a bunch of animals.
    >Donate some money to charity, people on the street, etc etc
    >Buy a nice meal to celebrate my money.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)10:59 No.5647829
    I would pay off my parent's house and all of their debt. I would buy my own house in the city. Then I would go on a little shopping spree because why not? The rest would go to my savings/ investments.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:03 No.5647840
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    >> Enver !!52WOxLC+CKW 03/28/12(Wed)11:03 No.5647842
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    >>5647059
    >lol lottery taxes
    where I live, I'd get to keep it all

    but srsly, the first things I'd do are pay off my student loans, save atleast half of it, buy a house, a new car, nifty gadgets, and travel wherever the fuck I want. That includes, like every convention ever.
    I'd also share it among friends, and donate some to causes I believe in.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:04 No.5647846
    After setting aside about 10 mil for my family (just enough to pay off debts and pay for everyone's college), I'm going to invest the 25% and then the remaining will go to establishing a small private boarding school. This school will be taught by the best I can afford, with passionate and knowledeable teachers and falculty. The students will be the orphans or forgotten who have showed tremendous talent in their area. We will become a family dedicated to improving the world. Leaders and revolutionists will live within these walls and the prestige of this school will rival, no surpass, any in the world.

    Even after I'm long gone, the alumni will carry on the tradition, ensuring that there is a place where the best can be nurtured to their full potential.

    Generations after, after many headmasters, I will still be the one original 'mother' of the institute.

    fuck charities.
    >> « 03/28/12(Wed)11:06 No.5647850
    >move out
    >pay for own college
    >seek better jerb
    >pay parents back for car
    >pay own bills
    >pay commissioner for iron man suit as a surprise for my fiance.
    >savings
    >trip the life fantastic
    >> dildos, yo momma approved !EOxnaGtec6 03/28/12(Wed)11:08 No.5647855
    >>5647846
    Xmen academy?
    >> Golem !!kUkmDv6gXoX 03/28/12(Wed)11:15 No.5647875
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    I'd buy one thousand acres in northern California and create gensokyo.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:22 No.5647892
    pay off student loans
    SRS
    get an awesome loft in San Fran
    help get my brother settled
    completely new wardrobe
    sushi everyday for the rest of my life
    seagull cruise
    spend the rest of my life writing
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:25 No.5647905
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    >Quit school
    >Buy several houses- one in the country,two in the city, a few abroad.
    >Put 35% in the bank to earn interest
    >ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY
    >Make sure my family (including closest friends) get to live comfortably.
    >Rent out a penthouse and throw giant party
    >Open up a school or some sort of charity organization.
    >Travel and buy whatever the fuck I want.

    I've got over $300 million, I can do anything!
    >> Martyr !7zWLMSsaJI 03/28/12(Wed)11:25 No.5647906
    Retire.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:28 No.5647919
    Pay off student loans
    Move out of mom's place
    Set aside some for family/friends
    Set aside a good amount so that I can live comfortably, even if I should lose my job
    Uh take like 500k and just buy whatever and travel a lot?

    I honestly think I wouldn't even be able to spend that much in a lifetime. I'd probably just set it up so that whatever is left after I die goes to family and charities and shit.
    >> Cold Irons Bound !Ml8MolPxQY 03/28/12(Wed)11:36 No.5647936
    Pay them to leave me alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:39 No.5647948
    Buy a house with a decent amount of property. Take care of my family's debts. Buy myself an awesome disabled-friendly car. Pay for the family to all take a trip together. Outfit a room in my new house just for the cat. Buy all the books I've ever wanted to buy.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:49 No.5647957
    >Buy my parents the condo on the beach in Florida they always wanted to pay them back for collage, pay off whatever remains of there current mortgage so my dad can retire and they can be happy.
    >Buy my grandmother's way into the nursing home she has been dreaming about.
    >Move out of my shitty apartment, buy up some land and build a fucking perfect Victorian looking home. 5 bedrooms, a craft-room, a room specify for my cats, a room for just lolita. Make sure to build own fire hydrant because they suck about that shit around hear.
    >Buy a reasonable sized apartment in Japan and London so I can go there whenever I wished to. Let my uncle use the one in London for his magic conventions when I am not there.
    >BUY ALL THE LOLI. would fill that room just for lolita up so good you have no idea.
    >Maid and butler. I am not cleaning my huge ass house or making food ever again.
    >Host bitchen lolita parties in my huge ass ball room. Invite the brands so lolitas come from everywhere to my middle of nowhere hub, act like I am just a guest and have brands tell others they are renting the venue so there is no drama, no one knows I am roiling in dough with a room full of brand.
    >Invest the rest. Invest it good so I never have to work again.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:55 No.5647969
    Finish school.
    Pay for boyfriend to get medical help he needs.
    Set my mom up for life, get her whatever she wants.
    Buy a new car.
    Awesome house in subtropical place with awesome library and custom or antique books.
    Purchase surrounding land for my barn and an outdoor area for my animals.
    Travel the world for a year or two.
    Go home and actually buy the animals I wanted.
    Consider going back to school for the other degrees I was interested in; I like to learn.

    Also conventions. Conventions all the time. Presidential suite mode. Everyone staying with me stays for free.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:56 No.5647974
    i would find a place deep in the woods and build a reallife luigi's mansion
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)11:58 No.5647979
    >>5647974
    dis nigga has so much money he maek ghosts real mang
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:01 No.5647985
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    OMG this this this!
    Except not a million because that house is not worth even 200,000, so I'd do half a million tops.

    Also
    >Pay off my student loans
    >Pay off my car then sell it
    >Pay off my parents cars, and their houses.
    >Give 20-50 million to charities.
    >Buy new car.
    >Put money away so my sisters can afford to go to college.
    >Buy all sorts of lolita clothes.
    >Buy a dog or two.
    >Invest the rest.
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:02 No.5647989
    Who else is gonna go buy a fucking ticket now? Know I am not gonna win, but you people are making me fantasize about being rich
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:04 No.5647991
    >>5647979
    y'know i was actually going to add something along the lines of '' expect for the ghosts offcourse''
    but then i thought nawh, no one's that stupid to think that
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:08 No.5647996
    I'd redecorate my apartment. It's all hand-me-down/free stuff we got, plus like the cheapest shit at ikea cause my boyfriend and I are poorfags. I'd want it to look really chic and nice. Later down the road I'd buy my own house, but first thing I'd do is that.

    Pay for all of my closest friends and family to come visit me in Germany, pay for 5 star hotel rooms for them.

    Shopping, fucking, spree.

    Euro trip with said friends and family.

    Do lots of fun and cool shit :3

    In the long run I'd make investments, buy a nice car and give portions of it away to people I care about that need it, but if I had it right now? That shit up there would be the first things I'd do.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:11 No.5648007
    >>5647957
    Oh I forgot something
    >For each of my dream dresses I would pay my fave SS Chibi Tenshi(Or someone else if she was not into the idea, but I would love it to be her, I fucking love her) 1k+travel expenses+the cost of the dress per dress to look all over japan, closet childs, mbok, yahoo, everywhere to find them all in pristine condition. Bitch would be roiling by the time I was done, and I would send my butler to her home to pick them up and tip her properly.
    She has done so much for me lolita wise...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:16 No.5648023
    >Buy moderate house for one
    >Figure out a way to dig under house, create a mansion going under other peoples properties in the neighborhood without them knowing
    >Have olympic size pool room, gym room, a massive library with tens of thousands of books. Also a track around the library for an oldschool ladder to roll around, since the shelves stack 20ft or so tall. Basketball court, who knows what else, all underground, unbeknownst to the world.
    Yes...yes....this is just the beginning.
    >> Micnax !!JOgXJlDqDmX 03/28/12(Wed)12:24 No.5648038
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    Get a few apartments or homes in a number of places, like California, Canada, London etc.
    Put a lot of it in the bank for savings and interest.
    Go do a round-the-world trip and see friends.
    Give a wad of cash to my less-fortunate friends, I know one especially who has a very unhappy life that I could make better.
    Pay off university fees.
    Pay off mum's debts and mortgage.
    A new bicycle.

    Probably a few more things that haven't come to my head.
    >> Jim !3GguJeKwzU 03/28/12(Wed)12:34 No.5648055
    Give it away to animal shelters.

    I don't really need lottery money...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)12:39 No.5648067
    Hmm! I would probably first of all, pay off all my family and friends bills and mortgages! And then buy them each a really nice house, and take them for an awesome holiday somewhere.
    I would donate at least $100 million to charities, because if I get to live comfortably, I think everyone should have a poverty free life.
    After that I would probably buy some nice clothes, build my own house (as I love architecture) and make it all jazzy and modern but somewhere out in the woods! And then live comfortably for the rest of my life.
    I would still work, but as a freelance illustrator? I'd like a relaxed life in the countryside, really!
    >> BLUE !Zf6nodNaLQ 03/28/12(Wed)12:55 No.5648100
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    I would do something that I have never done each day for a year. I have not done so much shit, I could easily think of something every single day.
    Paintballing, skydiving, ice-hockey, dinner with George Takei and Leonard Nimoy. And to top it all off, I would rent out Meadowhall and enact the zombie apocalypse.
    Life would be grand.
    >> dildoes ur mum nikka !LXBm1ARpd2 03/28/12(Wed)12:58 No.5648105
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    >>5648055
    ur cumpasshun 4 animals will get u layd asap.

    dat 4chan gaem son.


    #gaem#shitdildoessays#cgl#toomuchmoney
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:08 No.5648128
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    >>5648100
    >dinner with George Takei and Leonard Nimoy.
    >not Patrick Stewart
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:09 No.5648131
    holy fuck

    I'd pay off my student loans and my sister's student loans

    I'd buy a nice house with about 4 bedrooms so if my friends or family ever needed a place to live, they'd be welcome there.

    I'd fill like a whole room with books, lolita and mori girl clothing and accessories and antique clothing.

    I'd invest the rest of it to make sure I always have something to live on and I'd travel.
    >> Lobitah !!2pRNZWS4hFK 03/28/12(Wed)13:20 No.5648158
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    >>5648055
    This! I would actually build a huge animal shelter of my own where it wouldn't be allowed to put the animals to sleep. I would also like to build a nice house in some sort of forest, you know, surrounded by trees and such! And pretty cool and fancy stuff for my family.
    >> Godwyn 03/28/12(Wed)13:46 No.5648223
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    One word.

    InfiniCon. I would make InfiniCon a reality.
    >> And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR. 03/28/12(Wed)13:49 No.5648229
    Cybernetic implants and one of those badass fancy tree houses. Would hang out in the woods forever being Predator, stalking and killing local fauna to feed my cats.
    >> BLUE !Zf6nodNaLQ 03/28/12(Wed)13:50 No.5648234
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    >>5648128
    If I had to have dinner with either Takei and Nimoy or Stewart, I'd glady have dinner with Takei and Nimoy.
    We could talk Star Trek, Adventure Time, Fringe, Heroes and Civilization.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)13:53 No.5648247
    >>5647985

    Haha, there's no way the house I want is worth more than 200k either, but I'm paying the extra for forcing a family out of their house in a week, lol.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:05 No.5648272
    >fund research for portal to magical world
    >go to magical world
    >become an all-powerful necromancer king
    >come back to the mundane world
    >become tyrant-king of America
    >have a reasonable leftist policy (higher tax rates for the wealthy, universal health care, clean up the FDA and EPA and other oversight committees and make them actually worth something, etc.)
    >nobody will go against me because I am a scary magic man

    LIVING THE DREAM
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:12 No.5648303
    I would . . .

    Pay off my student loans and credit card debt completely

    Buy a house ($400,000-600,000) and two moderate-priced cars

    Buy silver and gold

    Put half of the winnings in my interest checking and saving accounts and live off the interest

    Give some to charity, my church and give some to my family and friends

    Buy lots of lolita clothes and accessories

    Attend cons regularly and might start my own con
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:39 No.5648359
    >pay off current student loans
    >put aside budget for future school tuition
    >pay for foot and maxillofacial surgery
    >purchase lolita clothing
    mostly filler pieces and a few extravagant ones
    >help parents purchase a new home
    >get a better, newer car
    I honestly don't mind it being used as long as it has good mpg and doesn't die in cold weather
    >donate some of it
    >save the rest

    I'm too practical. :/
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:41 No.5648361
    >>5648359
    Now that I think about it, I wonder if I should invest in some stock. I'd also like to get gifts for friends. I'd like to help a dear loli friend's parents as well as my own in getting them out of medical bill debt.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)14:49 No.5648376
    Buy myself and my parents a house and new cars.
    Pay off my school loans.
    Invest in some big ticket companies to ensure money for years to come.

    With the rest I'd just never work again, play with cosplay all day and travel the world.

    Or maybe hire all my talented friends to be a 3rd party costume/prop supplier company, possibly try to enter the movie business with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:19 No.5648438
    i have been kept kinda as a slave, but not, for the past few years. I was homeless and a couple took me in and in return for lots of website work, photography and house cleaning and maid services Ican do as I please and have no bills. The bad side is Im not paid, I dont have a car phone bank account, savings or outside contacts ( I get into trouble if I talk to to many outsiders )
    A lot of this is stuff I should be able to walk away from but with no family no place to live no car nofood no anythning im kinda stuck. I havent been to adentist in about 10 years and need a cleaning good, I need a haircut as I get one a year and im about 3 mo past now. The lady of the house gave me 30 bucks a while back to go get this done but her kids stole it from my wallet and now im just out.

    If I won the lottery I know what id do. Id be a memory fast and would get a modest house and a nice truck and a okkcar and just travel. We dont have cable at the house im in ( 800k house= no cable go figure)and i pirate the neighbors internet to post and surf.

    i need this win or im going to die. literally. PS im almost 60 yrs old and no one will hire me either. so its bleak. .. thats all. Not looking for any pity parties. I just live day by day. try not to piss off the owners and am a fucking doormat to the snot nosed tweens.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)15:48 No.5648507
    waste money on plastic surgery to become a pretty pretty doll
    >> Lothos !!14CBSp79fDi 03/28/12(Wed)16:54 No.5648677
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    I'd pay off my mom's house.
    I'd buy myself a house in San Diego, LA, NY, Florida and build a replica of the Ghostbusters firehouse in Chicago for me and my buddies to live in.

    Buy a replica DeLorean and Ecto-1.

    Buy all the equipment I need to start my own film company and then put the rest away into a high yield savings account and just live off the interest.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)19:03 No.5649132
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    This thread needs to be updated
    >$500 million
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)19:19 No.5649185
    Donate and put the rest in the bank.
    Yeah, I'm boring.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)19:22 No.5649199
    I keep putting $2 into the office pool for this like a moron.

    - Get a financial advisor
    - Give my parents money to start an outdoor ed charity for fuckpoor kids, or, if she wants it, for my mom to get a college degree. Or both at the same time, idgaf, I'll be rich
    - Pay for my sister to do undergrad anywhere she wants. And graduate school
    - Set up a trust for my aspie/depressed/fuckup brother to live forever in a community home for adults who are just slightly too weird to survive on their own
    - Set up a trust for high school debate team to fund all student fees in perpetuity
    - Overcome my initial inclination to dick over my undergraduate institution, and set up a trust to run my favorite senior seminar forever
    - Give some of my current coworkers seed money to start a socially responsible company that takes unemployed veterans to do development projects overseas
    - Slowly get a PhD in a degree that isn't real, like, fandom studies or young adult lit, over the next twenty years, living in a nicely furnished large house near my institute of higher education, renting out rooms at rock-bottom prices to nerds I personal select for my pre-Revolutionary salon of geeking, going on vacations liberally
    >> Nekomimi !TI0xbxrkng 03/28/12(Wed)19:43 No.5649253
    >$500 million

    >First
    School, house, bills, food, cosplay/cons, family.

    >Everything else
    Travel, concerts, parties, clubs, etc.
    >> Nekomimi !TI0xbxrkng 03/28/12(Wed)19:45 No.5649257
    >>5649253
    Oh and put a good amount in the bank so it can grow. Maybe a few stocks if they're good. And charity~
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)19:48 No.5649267
    >I'd pay my family's debt, cuz family foreverz!
    >I have to tell people I won the lottery!

    Odds are, your family will become money sucking assholes if you prop them up with your winnings. If they're retarded with money, they will keep being retarded with money if you just hand them a fat stack of cash. It will become a cycle of "Anon here is the cash cow of the family, just ask them for money!".

    Point 2: You can remain anonymous in cashing your lotto ticket. A lot of people don't because 'Fuck yeah, big moniez!" but you can quietly get your winnings. If you know your family & friends are gossip queens, don't tell them you won a shit load of money! They won't keep it to themselves, they'll be 'too excited' about it.
    Don't make huge life changes right away, because that makes it obvious you came into dough. Don't quit your job right away, don't move to a huge as fuck house & buy up fancy cars. Wait a while, start with small things, a nice vacation, a new, but not top end car, & work your way up over a few years to 'yeah bitches, I'm a multi millionaire'.

    Lastly, WATCH YOUR MONEY. You know what regularly happens to lotto winners? They spend it all. Several million dollars pissed away in 2-5 years. They go right back to the poor house because they don't pay attention to how much they have. Even fucking celebrities do stupid shit with their money and end up broke and homeless. A 50 room mansion with a football field pool is a money pit that just burns out your winnings.
    You could win 5 million & live fairly comfortably for the rest of your life, if you invest it right. $350+million may take 10-15 years to piss away, but you could do it if you burn money like a retard. Always invest a portion of it into some type of savings that earns interest and monitor your investments.
    >> motoko !!j+CvvVddZsH 03/28/12(Wed)19:49 No.5649272
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    -pay off all of my student loans
    -pay off my one credit card
    -buy a new car
    -buy my dad a fancy fishing boat
    -send my mom on a vacation somewhere nice
    -buy my brother a new car

    -fly to South Korea and buy Taeyang's love
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)20:12 No.5649325
    >buy one of those decommissioned missile silos
    >convert to home
    >I am finally a moleman
    >> sunbeemz !tFj8DP0Frs 03/28/12(Wed)20:38 No.5649383
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    ooh awesome question
    >get financial advisor
    >invest teh skrilla
    >give my sisters 50k each for school
    >give my parents money for a house in palm springs
    >set aside 10 mil for each of my sisters once they get married/ graduate so they dont waste it on stupid stuff and enough for parents & grandparents
    >give some to my extended family
    >school
    >take family/friends on amazing trips
    >open a film studio/school and learn to be a producer
    >donate $$
    >buy my own house in a forest by water and write/ work on stuff.
    >kayak all day erry day
    >build sick fort in the back with obstacle course , swings, zip lines and go cart track
    >move far away so people dont get in mah grill for skrill
    >indoor ice rink for skating/hockey
    >give my dad his dream porches
    >build a library like beauty & the beast
    >buy a fucking tank and ride around in it
    >all my hnnnnggggg

    duuuddeee how i wish it was so ;A;
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)20:44 No.5649397
    I would divide it into 1 million dollar bundles and hide them all over the world
    Then sit back and watch
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)21:06 No.5649447
    >give my parents half of it
    >give maybe 10% to charity (it's a shitton of money)
    >buy myself the fanciest wacom tablet computer money can buy
    >buy new computers for all my friends and my family
    >go on a nice week long vacation with just me and my pals, maybe somewhere in the Mediterranean with a private beach
    >buy a nice new house for me (with my own kiln, studio, the works), one for my parents and one for my sister
    >buy a new car
    >buy a trustworthy financial advisor/lawyer guy and have them invest/handle my money
    >get a puppy and a kitten
    >propose to my bf
    >Start a cupcake business maybe, or a ceramics studio
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)21:20 No.5649497
    >buy my parents all the properties they ever wanted and give them enough money to retire in luxury
    > commission hundreds of artists on dA
    > go to korea, get plastic surgery
    >get personal jet to go skydiving whenever i want
    > spend the rest of my days traveling the world/doing all the drugs
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    >buy every fucking cosplay I can think of
    >grab boyfriend from other side of the country
    >visit Japan for a while
    >attend a fuckload of cons all over the place
    >get a really awesome place for me and my boyfriend
    >buy a dog
    >buy lots of animu shit that I want
    >travel wherever
    >probably donate some
    >whatever the fuck I feel like doing with it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)21:38 No.5649582
    Oh! I was just reading this on google.

    Gosh, what in the world could one do with almost half a billion dollars?? That's insane to think about!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)21:39 No.5649585
    Open an anime studio and hire /a/. We would probably make half an episode per decade, but it would be fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)21:42 No.5649601
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    >>5649383
    >give my dad his dream porches
    oh god i lold
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)21:54 No.5649673
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    Hmmm. Let's see.

    My dad's dream was to be the first one of his family to be a millionaire. I'd give him the first million I got, so that he can live his dream.

    Then, I'd probably give him 25 million dollars. (Total) I'd put him in charge of giving that money to whomever he felt like it, or just keep it for himself. His family, his friends, I don't care.
    I'd give 25 Million to my mother to do the same. She's got a lot of family (sister and shit) so I wash my hands of that half of the family too.
    I'd give my sister her 5 million dollars to pay off her college debts and to get herself set up for the rest of her life.
    I'd then give my husband 55 million to the exact same thing with his family. (and his sister)
    This takes care of all family obligations and their debts and houses and futures and shit.

    I'd then give each of my very close friends 2 million dollars each. What they choose to do with that million is entirely up to them.

    The rule is that they are given the money, but once it's gone - it's fucking gone and they're not going to get another dime from me. So, they'll spend it how they choose.

    After that, I should be sitting somewhere around +100 million-ish. I'd hire a financial adviser or two and ask them what they thought the next best move would be.

    Of course, the common sense would be paying off debts and all that fun stuff. I DON'T want a huge house. I'd be happy with a little cottage with land. I'd hire a maid to clean it once a week and somebody to come out and mow the lawn. I'd probably buy a nicer car. Something small and speedy for my husband. Maybe something larger for myself. A luxury car would be nice, but not very practical. Maybe a luxury mini van so I can haul furniture and shit in it. I dunno.

    Live small, invest in the market, continue to work because I'd get bored otherwise. Maybe I'd take up a hobby - like creating something.

    What a fun day dream this is. :3
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:06 No.5649722
    Hm.
    >Would tell no one
    >Bide my time, keep that ticket in a deposit box in a bank
    >Look up every single source of money management period. Trust funds, whatever.
    >Try to claim it anonymously. The shit sudden millionaires put up with is a nightmare
    >After it's all said and done, done a portion of the money to specific charities I know use most of the donated money for their cause, none of this horseshit only 50-60% goes to the cause.

    But other than that?
    Therapy. Having a shit ton of money means a heavy change to your mind that you will not be able to deal with unless you've already had millions of dollars at your whim before.

    Also gradually step into it. Spending a shit ton right off the bat cements the notion you can spend as much as you want forever (which is not the fucking case).

    I'll make a list of things I immediately want; like a house, a car that handles smooth and make sure my family will want nothing necessary for the rest of their lives.

    After that, try to set up a fund to make sure any kids, grand kids, my sibling's kids and grand kids, etc have their education paid off and living expenses so they can make something of themselves (the purpose is so they won't come to rely on mooching and not do anything with themselves).

    I do have something to admit though.
    >Will take a journey around the world. Take in all the sights, foods, etc
    >But the real purpose will to find a bed. A bed worthy of song and legend.

    I will travel this world to find the materials and accessories for the best bed bar none. Then I will build a house around this bed, centered around this bed.

    I will spend 8 hours a day on it (Which is 33% of your life kids) and it truly will be something for the history books.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:09 No.5649739
    >Put in bank
    >Live as usual with the interest to supplement my income

    ...I'm so boring
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:18 No.5649770
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    >>5649722
    Oh, because this is /cgl/

    >Throw a ridiculous amount of money at 1 costume.
    >One. Uno. #1
    >So boss that the only people who would even potentially be in the same league are high end Hollywood blockbuster movie props.

    There are only two candidates I'd consider for this cosplay
    >RX-0 Gundam Unicorn. Full working inner frame, complete with Beam Magnum, Shield and Hyper Bazooka, transformation gimmick with shifting color Psychoframe from Red, Green and inactive Grey

    >XXXG-00W0 Wing Zero Custom. Full mechanical frame, working wing harness with the gimmicks found in both the Perfect Grade, Master Grade and movie.

    And make every effort to make sure either has enough detail on the frame and outer plate armor to make the gunpla community collective cream themselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:27 No.5649802
    >>5649497
    best answer
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:30 No.5649811
    Went to buy a lotto ticket today. It's officially $500 million. So what would I do with half a billion dollars?

    >Pay all of my debt
    >Buy condos in a few nice cities
    >Allocate money to family and close friends
    >Buy a fucking Nissan GTR
    >Bribe Comic Con International to create a lifetime pass to both Comic Con and Wondercon
    >Do the same to the SPJA for Anime Expo
    >Travel to Japan
    >> dofg 03/28/12(Wed)22:37 No.5649836
    Put $450mil away
    use about $5mil to open up my own photography classes (dream job)
    pay off college
    buy a new house
    and I guess some snacks with the rest
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:43 No.5649858
    >Put back money for schooling
    >Invest in growth&income stocks
    >Fully paid house and car
    >Put back some money for retirement
    >Lots of animu and mangos and an X-Box with all the fixings- including a flat screen TV
    >Charity
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:43 No.5649859
    >Set aside money for college and to pay off loans
    >Help boyfriend pay for college
    >Move out of mom's house and get a small apartment near school with bf
    >Help with medical and mortgage payments for mom
    >pay for sis's college and buy her a decent car so she doesn't touch mine
    >Get married
    >Start a small tech startup and if relatives demand money, demand that they work for me in exchange
    >invest the rest

    Mom and my immediate family are having a bit of financial issues, so I'd help them out on what I promised to after I get a job... the rest of my family consists of engineers so if they want a cut, they're gonna have to work for it unless they're in a really sticky situation and really need the money.

    Still moving out regardless. Moms kind of batshit insane asian anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:47 No.5649874
    Snakes. Snakes everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:51 No.5649886
    Invest.

    Capcha: stock Asselol
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:38 No.5649999
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    >win 225,000,000€
    >have to give more than half of it to the state
    And such is life in germany.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:49 No.5650034
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    >rent a small apartment in Center City Philly
    >pay for uni
    >pay off loans
    >pay off brother's uni
    >pay off parents' mortgage
    >buy a few pairs of Heelys, a piano, and an Intuos5
    >and otome kei clothes

    Then save a chunk of it into my bank account and stash the rest in various hiding places.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:01 No.5650077
    It's up to 500m now. I would buy 16 hours of a pointless war.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:50 No.5650314
    >flat-out give my parents 20 Million, because they fucking deserve it
    >deposit 100 mil in a secure interest bank account, live entirely off the interest
    >rebuild my parents house
    >1 mil set aside for paying for a MFA at SCAD and various photo equipment
    >invest 50 million in shit I would see a near-guaranteed return on
    >use 50 million to fund Psychonauts 2 and legacy of Kain 5
    >invest in a medical overhaul to bring my body to tip-top shape

    I would then use the remainder to go on a world tour, and fuck every hot tripfag just to say I could.

    yes, even the dudes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:08 No.5650365
    So, do I have to buy a ticket before Friday? I don't know what the fucks going on.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:10 No.5650376
    Is anyone else genuinely afraid that if they won that much money they would have a heart attack or something? Or that it would just bring a lot of stress and hassle?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:12 No.5650382
    >>5650365

    megamillions, drawing tuesdays and fridays.

    >>5650376

    you know, I've genuinely thought of the possibility. I won't try to pretend I don't have weight problems, finding out I just won more money than I can really conceive of might be enough to push me into a legitimate issue.

    Of course, with that much money, making sure it doesn't happen again wouldn't be a problem so long as I made it through.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:13 No.5650384
    >>5650376
    >stress and hassle

    The first thing I'd do if I won that much fucking money is hire two high profile bodyguards, shit.
    >> Harley !!Ocs2iA9hfoy 03/29/12(Thu)01:18 No.5650398
    >>5650365
    As long as you buy the ticket before the drawing time. It looks like it's 7:45P.M
    http://www.megamillions.com/faqs/
    >4. When and where are the drawings held?

    Mega Millions drawings are held Tuesday and Friday at 11:00 p.m. Eastern Time, 10:00 p.m. Central Time, 8:00 p.m. Pacific Time. Drawings are held at WSB-TV in Atlanta, Georgia. You can buy tickets until 10:45 p.m. Eastern Time, 9:45 p.m. Central Time, 7:45 p.m. Pacific Time. (In Oregon, you can buy tickets until 7:00 p.m. on draw nights.) In Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont you may purchase tickets up until 9:50 p.m. on draw nights.)

    and seriously, I don't think I even know what I'd do with that much money. Though I think pay off my husband and my bills, my parents bills, his parents bills, and any immediate family members.
    >Probably buy a nice house
    >A new car for each of us(I need to replace my 175k+ milage car.)
    >Set up a few savings account.
    >Set up a fund for my two niece's future education.
    >Husband can finally try his hands at the stock market
    >Finally start up the business my husband and I have wanted to do.
    >Donate to multiple charitable causes

    and fuck knows what else. I'd never have to work again with that much money. Which means I'd probably be putting a good chunk of my time doing charity work, visiting people, and checking out different countries and places.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:21 No.5650405
    I don't know I'd want to win that much money. Just enough to set me up for life while being able to splurge here and there. I also don't want my name broadcast everywhere. People be fucking crazy and you don't know who you can really trust. I'd have to hire some legal and business advisors. and even those fucks might be overcharging or might try to swindle you out of money. People are evil and greedy. You might get people trying to kill you for your money, seriously. First of all, I would want to be anonymous. I don't know if they allow that where I live.

    On a more lighthearted note, I'd probably buy a big house, some new things and just chill for a couple of months while I decide what to do. Like, which charities are legit, which is the best business route to take. Ugh, just thinking about it is stressing me out. Then, the banks here are being assholes. Hell, I'd probably just buy a shitload of gold and hide it somewhere.
    >> MOMO !!A8BrPmZzO+j 03/29/12(Thu)01:22 No.5650408
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    buy a house
    Party in it.
    By myself.

    Because fuck bitches and hoes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:24 No.5650414
    What I would do in order:
    -buy a house for my parents
    -buy a condo in LA and penthouse in NYC
    -pay for my education
    -buy a car
    -rest goes into savings and paying bills and shit
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:00 No.5650589
    >>5648105
    looks like it worked >>5648158
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:04 No.5650594
    >Buy nice house
    >rent it for continuing income
    >Buy a couple houses for myelf
    >Tell my mom she can move anywhere and I'd pay for it and her house
    >Party as much as I fucking want
    >Produce my own music
    >> Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI 03/29/12(Thu)03:10 No.5650603
    Step 1: Sign front and back of my original ticket with my signature. Turn off phone. Deactivate all social media, email, instant messaging, everything.
    Step 2: Make a copy. Put the copy in a safe deposit box.
    Step 3: Take a bus to Sacramento, claim winnings.
    Step 4: Contact family via payphone. Tell them the good news, ask them to watch TV for proof. Inform cell phone is still off.
    Step 5: Collect lump sum.
    Step 6: Hire a team consisting of a tax attorney, an accoutant, and a certified investment advisor to handle stock portfolio. I know who I would hire for the accountant and investment advisor. I would also change my phone number at this point. estimated investment: 100 million
    Step 7: Ensure family is taken care of. 20 million.
    Step 8: Buy up real estate, have it managed by property management groups. Estimated investment: 100 million.
    Step 9: Purchase businesses, get into venture capitalism and invest in some startups. Invest 100 million in that.
    Step 10: Call closest 4-5 friends. Take care of a few things with them. Spend about 4-5 million.
    Step 11: Spend time preparing by working out, studying, practicing. Eventually to buy a boat and see the world. Right wrongs, feed people, get in international legal trouble with a hostile country like North Korea. Collecting a paycheck from previous investments while traveling. Paying it forward in big and small ways with the people I encounter. Wear a straw hat.
    Step 12: Once I get bored of that, come back home and finish school. Reactivate social media. Study all the things. Get a J.D. I probably would live in a modest place, or maybe just out of my fucking boat. Enter politics, own a few cars that I modified on my own.

    Yeah, I'd probably still attend a con or two and throw parties. :)
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:30 No.5650652
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    Buy ALL the loli.
    And then purchase a modest home in upstate New York; put half into a savings and the rest into a high interest IRA or something and accrue DAT INTEREST.

    Then when I am older, I will move out of country to live quietly in some other country's countryside and anonymously donate bits at a time to fund CIA waterboarding. Or something.
    >> blarg !!njhz+/MvFcw 03/29/12(Thu)10:34 No.5651330
    what i would do is:
    pay off my minimal amount of debt,

    help pay off my parents debts.

    buy two small but comfortable houses (rent one out to people)

    Take Economics courses, and learn to invest properly and allow me to continue having an absurd amount of money for the rest of time

    Establish an education fund that a lots a enough money to cover my children's educational expenses while they are in school (note that this fund will stay only in the family and will be passed down from generation to generation)

    set up a prop making business.

    buy a mini cooper
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)10:39 No.5651335
    Invest about 50m. 100m in the bank.
    Leaves me with 150m to do whatever I want.
    I'd buy a nice house in center Philly (I'll put about 5m-20m into that). I'll keep the rest to pay for expenses and my budget. After that, I'd go searching for a better, easier job and just work as if I didn't have 150m sitting around for me.
    Or I might buy my mother a nicer house and give my close and extended family handouts here and there considering how unlucky they've all been in health.
    Fuck charity.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)19:18 No.5652679
    So... what seagull won the money?
    >> Cas !awN63bWuK6 03/29/12(Thu)22:41 No.5653224
    I would enrich so man y people's lives.

    I would also ruin so many people's lives.

    I could rain hellfire down on anyone I wanted.

    Nah, I would invest, condo, warehouse full of cars, have fun with my friends and travel.
    >> ValleLator !nCGvC6eOuQ 03/29/12(Thu)22:47 No.5653243
    Pay off the few bills I have.
    Buy some houses in the places I want them. (Nothing too outlandish - I've seen the MC Hammer story.)
    ...um....buy a small con?

    I don't know. I panic when I have more money than usual and get scared to spend it. When I got my Re-Enlistment bonus and got $6,000 up front I was like ".....WUT DO I DO WITH THIS"
    >> Soup 03/29/12(Thu)22:50 No.5653254
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    I'm gonna win this Friday GG
    >> Daisuke !6SCB7YnUZs 03/29/12(Thu)23:02 No.5653291
    Buy a house, car, go to college, and Buy or create my own hobby/comic book/ arcade. yup. rest of the money shall go into random things here and there. get a few Good costumes commissioned. hold onto the rest for any bills. seems like a fair amount really. Hell maybe i could cut the house and store in half and make it all the same building. like a warehouse or something. OH shit I'm also require to buy myself and my group of friends custom SCA fight legal armor. it was a deal we've all made. whoever wins the loto buys everyone some good armor. and i dunno, get into real estate?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)23:08 No.5653313
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    >mfw someone who is already well off wins

    Anyhow, my state is trying to make it so that anyone who wins $10k or more in the lottery gets kicked off state assistance and can't reapply, ever. They also want to make it so you can't get assistance if you have more than 5k in assets.
    I could see if they won 75k or more, but 10k? That's hardly enough to get yourself out of whatever hole you're in to be on state assistance in the first place.
    But people are supporting it anyhow, because a couple bitches won the Million dollar shit and kept collecting that there welfare check because 'They didn't stop coming so I thunkd it was okay'. Now they're getting prosecuted for welfare fraud.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)23:09 No.5653316
    Rumor has it that this fucking jackpot might go to $600 million
    They already bumped it up to $540 million and people are standing around corners the day before the drawing just to buy a ticket
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)01:22 No.5653763
    >>5653316

    All of my local liquor, grocery, and 7-11s hardly had lines all day today. I guess tommorow will change that.

    My buddy who lives in Vegas told me he went to the Stateline liquor store to buy several tickets and said that there were 200 people in line.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)02:40 No.5653943
    it'd be great if 500 people won the jackpot so everyone got a million ^_________^;;;
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)02:44 No.5653951
    What the fuck? Everyone is acting like this is Willy Wonka's golden ticket or some shit. Fuck that, with this much attention, I don't want to win that shit. Just give me 10 million or so.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)02:56 No.5653979
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNsSIX-G7I4
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)02:59 No.5653988
    ITT: fools who don't realize how to use money. I would first settle all my debts (less than 1 million) then invest 99 million then deposit the remainder and live off the interest alone and never have to work again. Because I have that interest I can afford to make some higher risk investments though I would wait until the market gets better for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)03:02 No.5653991
    Question: is there not a limit to how much it can jackpot? I live in New Zealand and work at a lottery kiosk, here the most it can jackpot to is $30 million (for Powerball), plus about 52% of the sales of the tickets for that week. We have formal written rules for it and everything. Our biggest winner won just under $37 million.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:32 No.5654700
    Jackpot is now $640 million!!!

    D: D: D: D:
    >> RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V 03/30/12(Fri)12:36 No.5654711
    >>5653988
    You're a fool if you don't think a dog is the best investment.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)12:38 No.5654716
    >>5653991

    New Zealand population: September 2011 estimate 4,414,400

    USA population: 2012 estimate 313,269,000

    That's probably why.
    >> dildus, cuz ur momma said so !g4v6wv0gJM 03/30/12(Fri)12:43 No.5654729
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    >>5653988
    awmawgawd plz go on and tell me about how much money u make mr. baller
    #shitdildussays#lolyou#silly#niggaplease
    >> Oshi !pkMVShM4AY 03/30/12(Fri)12:43 No.5654731
    >>5653988
    Basically this. Pay off my car, pay off my mom's mortgage, buy my own house, invest and save the rest.
    Maybe open an arcade. Like a Barcade. Like D&B but with decent games, and consoles. Yeah.
    Think I'd also consider investing in clean energy. My house would definitely be outfitted with solar, that's for sure.



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