>I'm forever
IS DAT YOU, VANDAL SAVAGE?

I'd relate stories but I've only done one cospl/a/y and nothing weird came of it.

All I have is a bit of an offsetting story from Wonder Con on Steampunk Flash day.

I'm sorry, OP....

>>5631866
Op here, I loled. Damn auto correct. I'm interested though, if you have a story, tell it!

>>5631889
It's pretty meh but.

LET'S TAKE THIS DELORIAN TO 88 NIGGER.
>flashback
>SDCC11
>Steampunk Flash - on Saturday I believe
>heading for bathroom
>couple guys sitting in the hall outside it
>one gets a picture and bullshits with me for a bit
>other guy - seemed a little off
Like, I legit think he had Asperger's or Autism. Whatever makes you weird in social situations. Not NEARLY as bad as CWC but...you could tell.
>starts asking me about my costume
>asks if I'm a steampunk Iron Man
>the fuck?
>explain steampunk flash and the concept behind it
Using tesla coil to tap into speedforce - pic related
>he comes up, on the spot, with a little fanfic of how I'm a combination of Barry Allen and Tony Stark
....k.
>listen to this dude's shit
>REALLY have to pee
>politely lead him into cutting his story short
>go to bathroom
>sneak out and detour away from him on way out
The end.

.....LOLNO
>at Wonder Con last week
>Steampunk Flash day
>kind of sick - suspect throat infection
>at trash can since tables are taken
>take off helmet and gloves - make some Airborn
>chilling and drinking
>guy comes up
>asks if I was at SDCC
>oh God, it's him
>am polite
>tells me remembers seeing me
>staring
>staring
>staring
>......smile "yeah, I remember you too, dude."
>staring
>staring
>STARING
>GHOST RIDER LOOK INTO MY EYES STARING AT ME
> ....."thanks?"
>stares
>backs up, still staring
>walks away
>throwing stares at me as he leaves


....okay.

>>5631915
forgot my pic because I'm a faggot.

>>5631915
>>5631931
that was a pretty decent story, thanks for telling it!

any more?

>This furry chick at our college no one likes
>always where the same fox hat over her greasy hair ... earyday
>Has a boyfriend that she desperately clings on to for dear life, quite literally ... they might as well be connected at the genitals I swear to god
>Is way into hetalia, tried tp get into homestuck but never read it just looked at the picture and drew ships of the trolls cause "I only like it for the trolls"
>I'm pretty good at drawing, she sucks a ton because she still tries drawing shitty flat anime
>Sees me drawing while we watch people play warhammer.
>"Thats good! could you help me with some anatomy?" then pulls out crappy half anime half furry drawing of two men having butt sex doggy style, "I just don't know where the thing would go" point to the crotch of the furry dude takin it
> shutter "I uh ... I dunno how to draw furry stuff." shutter. proceed to stare at abomination with poker face and draw a geometric gestural drawing of a hip and a circle where the base would go
>put away all of my stuff and walk out.
>mfw

>at ALA 2012
>see the most beautiful Asian I’ve ever seen
>possibly prettiest in existence
>stare at him
>starts to walk away
>follow him for a few hours
>decide to talk to him
>”uhhh eto, eeeeetoeto, anata… kawaii desu…”
>laughs at me a little
>”I’m Korean.”
>start to feel the spaghetti start to rumble
>”but…But, are you sure? “
>”Uh yes.”
>”Can I be your friend?”
>he looks at me strangely
>”Uh what? Sure, I guess…”
>grab his arm and smile at him
>”Excuse me? Could you please…”
>proceed to tell him how beautiful he is
>tried to scrape me off him arm, I wouldn’t let go for anything though <3
>”Could you please leave me alone?”
>”Oh, you are so tsuntsun!”
>try to kiss him
>he pushes me to the ground
>start to cry
>con security comes
>ask me what’s wrong
>”This guy! He—He tried to rape me!”
>he stands there in shock
>security kicks him out of the con
Stupid asshole. He deserved it. Bieber will be my one and only.

<3
-franfran