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    60 KB The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)14:51 No.5628720  
    FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO /CGL/!

    NOW I KNOW SOME OF YOU PEOPLE ARE ARE CONFUSED TO WHY THE ROCK IS HERE AND FOR GOOD REASON. THE ROCK IS KNOWN FOR WHOOPING CANDY ASSES, EATING PIE AND BEING THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORT'S ENTERTAINMENT AND I'M SURE THAT MANY OF YOU ARE ASKING YOURSELVES JUST WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS THE ROCK DOING ON THIS BOARD.

    WELL, I'M HERE TO INFORM THE MILLIONS!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:51 No.5628722
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    AND THE MILLIONS!
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)14:53 No.5628726
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    OF THE ROCK'S FANS THAT NOT ONLY IS HE THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION, BUT HE'S ALSO THE COSPLAYER'S CHAMPION AS WELL.

    UNLIKE THOSE JABRONI COSPLAYERS THAT WASTE THE ROCK'S TIME MAKING HORRIBLE OUTFITS MADE OF MONKEY CRAP, THE ROCK KNOWS HOW TO LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON THE MASQUERADE STAGE. THE ROCK WILL NOT HESITATE TO MAKE ANOTHER ELECTRFYING 800 DOLLAR SHIRT OR PAIR OF 600 DOLLAR SHOES IN ORDER TO PROVE WHY, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THAT HE IS THE PEOPLE'S COSPLAYER.

    TO ALL THE TROLLS THAT HAVE BEEN MUCKING UP THE COSPLAYER'S BOARD, WITH ALL THEIR PATHETIC COMPLAINTS AND ANNOYING POSTS, THE ROCK WANTS YOU TO KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE THE ROCK HAS TO CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL.

    SO THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING, ASS CLOWNS WANT TO CREATE ANOTHER VENDETTA THREAD THE ROCK HAS A SUGGESTION FOR YOU. YOU TAKE ALL THAT DRAMA, ALL THOSE CRAPPY PHOTOS, ALL THOSE LONG POSTS YOU WANT TO MAKE....YOU ROLL THEM UP INTO A LITTLE BALL, AND YOU SHOVE THEM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASSES!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:55 No.5628733
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    ROCKY! ROCKY!
    ROCKY! ROCKY!
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)14:56 No.5628736
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    IF YOU SMELL

    WHAT THE ROCK

    IS COOKING

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfwNRY6y0nA&feature=related
    >> Jim Ross and The King 03/22/12(Thu)14:57 No.5628740
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    JR: BAW GAWD KING, AFTER ALL THIS TIME THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP HAS MADE A RETURN TO THE WORLD OF COSPLAY.

    The King: Yeah whatever JR, this board still sucks

    JR: Don't you understand King, The Rock is already seeded to be the number one contender for the Undisputed World Cosplay Championchip.

    The King: I'm only here for the cosplay fap threads and the ginny nudes. Those have puppies!

    JR: Real mature man you are King
    >> ei666shii !otnRSDkuZA 03/22/12(Thu)14:58 No.5628746
    KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:03 No.5628757
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    >>5628746

    WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!
    THE ROCK DOESNT RECALL GIVING A NO NAME JABRONI LIKE YOU PERMISSION TO COME INTO THE ROCKS RING AND INTERUPT THE ROCK AND STEAL THE ROCKS CATCHPHRASE. SO WHY DONT YOU TURN YOUR LITTLE MONKEY ASS AROUND AND GET OUTTA THE ROCKS RING BEFORE THE ROCK GIVES THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT AND STICK THE ROCKS SIZE 14 BOOT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:03 No.5628761
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    >> ei666shii !otnRSDkuZA 03/22/12(Thu)15:06 No.5628765
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    >>5628757
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:11 No.5628773
    >>5628720

    Umm rock you spelled Whup Wrong. Obviously the rock cant spell
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:12 No.5628775
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    >>5628773

    IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW THE ROCK SPELLS "WHOOP"
    >> Zahirus !cKIIerE.OE 03/22/12(Thu)15:17 No.5628783
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    The Rock.... why are you yelling dude? That's... not cool,dude.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:21 No.5628793
    >>5628761
    >>5628761
    I was looking forward to the live action movie (BEFORE I saw how complete shit it was) because I was hoping that he would play the Boulder because I mean, come on. There's really no one else it could be.
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:21 No.5628795
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    >>5628783

    DONT TELL THE ROCK IF ITS COOL OR NOT COOL TO YELL, IT DOESNT MATTER IF THE ROCK IS YELLING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS OR IF the rock speaks in a normal speaking voice THE ROCK WILL DO WHATEVER THE ROCK WANTS WHENEVER THE WANTS BECAUSE THE ROCK IS THE ROCK!
    >> Voldemort !7sNaginIQo 03/22/12(Thu)15:24 No.5628806
    Mr. The Rock, I'd let you teach me my role and do whatever you want to my candy ass.
    >> Smoker !HOZlQYR1MY 03/22/12(Thu)15:26 No.5628809
    Hey dwane, sup?
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:26 No.5628810
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    >>5628795

    PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP MICROPHONE CUTTING OF FOR A SECOND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROCKS PROMO! HEY VINCE THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET SOME GOOD MICROPHONES YOU HAVE THE MONEY! THE ROCK THINKS YOU NEED TO QUIT USING CRAPPY PARTS FOR THE MICROPHONES JUST LIKE YOU NEED TO STOP USING CRAPPY MATERIALS FOR YOUR BALLS UGLY COSPLAYS!
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:30 No.5628818
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    >>5628806

    HOLD ON THERE MR. NO NOSE, LET ME TELL YOU THE ROCK UNDERSTAND YOU MAY WANT, THE PEOPLES STRUDEL AND THE ROCK DOESN'T BLAME YOU CAUSE LETS BE HONEST EVERYONE WANTS THE PEOPLES STRUDEL HOWEVER THE ROCK ONLY GOES FOR PIE.
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:32 No.5628821
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    >>5628809

    NOT MUCH, HOW ABOUT YOURSELF JABRONI?

    BEFORE YOU ANSWER LET ME SAY YOUR WELCOME FOR ME MAKING YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE BECAUSE CURRENTLY YOU ARE TALKING ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:38 No.5628835
    ROCK I MISSED YOU
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:44 No.5628849
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    this is what we need, not Rock
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:45 No.5628853
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    >>5628835

    TRUST ME THE ROCK MISSES THE PEOPLE TOO, WHICH IS WHY WHEN PEOPLE WOULD WALK UP TO THE ROCK ON THE STREET AND SAY "Hey Rock when are you gonna quit being in horrible movies like the tooth fairy and come back and beet the monkey piss outta john cena" I LOOK THOSE GUYS IN THE FACE AND SAY "WOAH HOLD ON THERE YOU STRUDEL SUCKING MONKEY, FIRST THINGS FIRST, THE ROCK LOOKS DAMN GOOD IN A TUTU AND 2. NOW!" THAT'S THE DAY I CAME BACK AND SET UP WHAT IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST MATCH IN WWE HISTORY THE ROCK GOES ONE ON ONE WITH THAT OVERSIZED FRUITY PEBBLE WITH LADY PARTS JOHN CENA! AND ALL OF YOU GUYS CAN BET THAT I WILL LAYTH THE SMACK DOWN ON HIS LITTLE BITCH ASS!

    PIC VERY RELATED SO YOU GUYS AND THAT VOLDEMORT GUY CAN SEE HOW AMAZING I LOOK IN A PINK TUTU
    >> styrofoamcup !KJNU.Ei7Ao 03/22/12(Thu)15:50 No.5628863
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    The Rock returns. I'm so happy!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:52 No.5628871
    >>5628853
    >THAT VOLDEMORT GUY

    Man you have been gone a while
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:52 No.5628874
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    >>5628849

    ARE YOU TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE COOL, WITH YOUR TINFOIL WANNA BE CHAIN MAIL HEAD DRESS THING YOU HAVE GOING ON THERE. YOUR ARMS LOOK ALL WRINKLY LIKE YOUR MOTHERS TITS, TELL HER IM SORRY BY THE WAY ABOUT HER NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK BUT NO WOMAN CAN HANDLE THE ROCK! I DONT CARE HOW MANY GUYS SHE CAN TAKE ON AT ONCE, THE ROCK IN BED IS MORE DOMINANT THEN 100 GUYS! ISNT THAT RIGHT LADYS!

    PIC QUITE RELATED, PUTTING YOUR MONKEY ASS TO SHAME
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)15:56 No.5628884
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    >>5628863

    YOUR VERY WELCOME LITTLE LADY BY THE WAY THE ROCK LIKES YOUR HAIR PIN.

    >>5628871
    THE ROCK IS AWARE HES BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE WHY DONT YOU TELL THE ROCK SOMETHING THAT THE ROCK DOESNT ALREADY KNOW!
    >> Roko the /m/ lurker !kXYa3YRTCM 03/22/12(Thu)16:00 No.5628900
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    Mr. Rock do you think you could beat a 20ft. tall, 6 armed. 3 headed fusion of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the Ultimate Warrior in a fight? Regardless of how man nonsensical catchphrases are shouted at you?
    >> The Rock 03/22/12(Thu)16:07 No.5628922
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    >>5628900

    LET THE ROCK ANSWER YOU WITH A SIMPLE YES.

    REASONS BEING

    1. HULK HOGAN IS BROKE, THE ROCK WILL REACH INTO THE PEOPLES PANTS,PULL OUT THE PEOPLES WALLET, OPEN UP SAID PEOPLES WALLET, DROP A $100 BILL ON THE GROUND AND THAT TAKES CARE OF HULKAMANIA

    2. MACHO MAN IS DEAD SO THATS A HEAD AND 2 ARMS THAT ARE ABOUT AS USELESS AS YOUR FLAT CHEST LITTLE GIRL

    3. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS A METH FIEND AND WILL PROBABLY FIGHT THE HOGAN SIDE FOR THE $100 DOLLARS I DROPPED AND HE DID THE WORK FOR THE ROCK

    BUT EVEN WITHOUT THE DIRTY TRICKS THE ROCK WILL STILL LAYTH THE SMACK DOWN AND GET THE 1.....2......3.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:07 No.5628924
    >>5628900
    Shut the fuck up you circlejerking cunt.

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