are you short or is she tall?

>beaner hitting on a tanned, bleached blond sloot
Surprise surprise there.

nope, got to meet a hotter one at kawa kon yesterday. so not at all. cesil > this. inb4 jelly too im a guy.

damn you are ugly

Is she a nice person in real life?

>>5614063

cesil has fake tits

j-nig has superior natural bosoms

you look about 14

>>5614059
I'm 5'5
>>5614061
I think its good shes not a natural blonde so she isnt dumb

JNig actually looks pretty cute here. Little bit orange, but she's got a nice smile.

>>5614072
Yes she agreed to take a picture with me since i bought a lot of her posters which i got signed too

Totally not a creeper. I bet she had to take a chemical shower after meeting you.

>>5614078
>implying that post said anything about her being dumb

Well, maybe she's not dumb. But you might be.
Maybe that's why you might also think meeting JNig is a big deal.

I went to high school with Jess Nigri.

U jelly op?

>>5614061
>hitting on

If that's your idea of being hit on.. I've got news for ya babe..

>no hoverhand
good job

why arent you hoverhanding you rapist

>>5614087
>implying he didn't
I'm just not naive.

Heres another pic i got of her
Shes really funny she even was teaching other girls how to fake big boobs like her

holy blindingly orange.
also dat lazy eye

>>5614095

The fact that he's boasting on cgl about it.

>>5614098

>facebook

Implying these are actually your pictures

>>5614101
She only looks this way because obviously this dude has tweaked the contrast and touched up the photos before he posted them here.

>>5614110
i posted them on her page so yes of course i put them on facebook
>>5614107
no? I didnt do anything to them and i dont think she looks orange she was just very tan
its also cool that she is italian like me and we spoke a little to eachother

Nice, she seems to be a good girl.

>>5614074
better then stuffing. when the bra comes off the disappointment sets in lol. cesil was really nice too! very friendly gal.

>>5614092
>implying he did
You just like to make assumptions? Oh okay.

No, I think you're probably someone who thinks someone who asks you for directions at a con is stalking you.

>>5614120
The fuck you didn't touch the contrast on these you lying little shit LOL.
Nobody looks this neon irl, unless they're radioactive.

>>5614128
But she doesnt say she has big boobs, jessica voluntarily admits she only has B cup boobs and is a self proclaimed booby ninja that stuffs to hell and back which i think is admirable since most girls would deny it

>>5614132
He probably has a crappy camera dumbass.

Did you meet her fiance?

>>5614151
No he wasnt there but i asked how they are doing and wished them that their sex life was better than mine and she said "what happens in the bedroom stays there" so i wonder if shes got a kinky side when it comes to sex cause man thatd be hot

she looks disgusting

>>5614159
There's no doubt in my mind that she's a freak in the sheets, they probably even have cosplay sex.

>>5614146
Crappy cameras don't suddenly take pictures with tweaked contrast levels unless someone set them to those levels to begin with.
Don't blame the camera when it's obviously the idiot.

>>5614162
Jelly fatty

>>5614171
Funny, because he looks normal so my money is that she just really is orange like that, do you never watch jersey shore or something cause they look neon too.

I shook her hand and she called me cute so anon, not mad at all.

Wow she really does have no waist, no wonder people shoop her to have one so much, but thats because her figure is so athletic I think..

>>5614180
>i watch Jersey Shore
>watch Jersey Shore
>Jersey Shore

You lost all credibility.

>>5614159
When you're as hot as her of course you're having amazing sex

>>5614120
>its also cool that she is italian like me and we spoke a little to eachother
uh uh

>>5614159
>No he wasnt there but i asked how they are doing and wished them that their sex life was better than mine
This seems like a normal thing to do with someone you've just met.

>>5614208
What you didnt know that shes like 80% italian? The last name NIGRI should have given it away

>>5614213
She didnt mind at all she cracked a lot of sex jokes and she was a fun girl

>>5614159
Ugh I feel bad that she has to endure such inane an inappropriate comments from losers like you on a daily basis. She must have extreme patience.

>>5614141
She's a costumer not a cosplayer dumbass.

>>5614216
NIGRI sounds like an African-American surname, if you ask me.

>>5614231

Costumers make and sell costumes, dumbass.

>>5614233
Said African-American
meant Nigger

Naw bro. I'm really not jelly that you met a 6/10

>>5614216
>What you didnt know that shes like 80% italian?
no..not really
themoreyuno.jpg
>The last name NIGRI should have given it away
it's strange because I've never heard this last name here, maybe it's from Sicily or somewhere in the south.
I wonder if she has an accent..

why does she make herself out to have something she doesnt? why doesnt she be proud of having small breasts?

>>5614311
Imagine if she went to hook up with a guy and she went to strip down and a bunch of socks,pads, inserts, etc fell out of her bra, do you think she keeps other things in there too since she has the room for it? like maybe she keeps her makeup kit in there

>>5614311
Because it's part of the costume and the cosplay, you retard. Cosplay is about staging, manipulating your appearance, and assuming the identity of your characters. If you're going to bitch about her boobs being stuffed to fulfill the role of a character, how about you bitch about girls wearing wigs? That's clearly something they don't 'naturally' have.

Jesus christ. This is cosplay.

Lol she stuffs outside of cosplay too before. Im too lazy to find the pic im sure it's on her fb.

>>5614338
A lot of girls stuff their bra or use other boob tricks to make them look bigger. It's not really a big deal...

>>5614063
I like Cecil, I just wish she wasn't so pale.

>>5614331
She's not a cosplayer, she is a costumer. That implies she can take greater creative licensing. If she were a cosplayer, her pikachu would be a pudgy yellow blob.

>>5614331
Not only that but this specific costume is part of a promo and she's being commissioned by the makers of the game itself. Even had she not done it before, I'm sure they would have requested she do it now. It's not like she's the only girl who pushes up her boobs.

this is what she looks like without all the padded bras and stuffing, she's most dfc!

>>5614342
I love how women think it's completely acceptable to wear make-up and stuff their bras, yet if a man disguises his low earnings by buying a bunch of second-hand Armani suits and renting a BMW for a date, he's a liar.

>>5614089
>>5614090

Wait... people really expect others to hover, rather than putting your hand on their waist/shoulder during a picture? Hovering and being that uncomfortable seems more creepy to me.

>>5614358
hahahahahahhahahahahahaha omg what an unfortunate face!

The thing I really wonder about is....


HOW

do you get your B-cup to look like THAT? Teach me booby mistriss!

>>5614361
Women believe it's okay for them to lie but not men. Deceitfulness is an important part of being a woman.

You should have realized by now women are almost entirely artificial beings. I don't know if you can really call them human.

>>5614366
she said she uses this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErdtVkR3Nw

>>5614363

>>5614366
Jennamarbles did a tutorial about it.
Basically you wear two padded bras, pad them even more with some socks, and then exagerate the cleavage with makeup.

>>5614352

.....What double standards are these.
Then every MLP cosplay you've ever seen isn't a cosplay. It's just costumers. Because if not, their costumes would be bulky ponies and they'd be walking on their hands and knees.

Yeah wtf, get out of here, seriously.

>>5614098
Her Make Up sucks! It hurts to look at it.

>>5614376
so that's what she looks like with not a completely make up plastered face. Now i understand.

>>5614379
Hey, she said it first.

>>5614404
Captcha ate my image.

Maybe Jess is using the term "costumer" now because Miyu has dibs on the "hottest cosplayer" title

>>5614400
Whoa she looks like a granny in here, is she above 30?

>>5614358
>>5614376
>>5614380
>>5614388
>>5614391
>>5614400
>>5614419
BUTTERFACE!

>>5614437
no she's only 23

>>5614438
No fucking shit. I doubt that more than 10% of the male posters here find here attractive. I mean, even if I un-think the fact that she literally looks like a whore that's had more cock than than the average black KFC goer gets in a lifetime, she looks so fucking old. Not even MILF.

It's just the females that are permanently buttmad over her for some reason.

>>5614455
I think they just enjoy trolling the shit out of each other by going "YOU JELLY" and stuff to make everyone mad when it's obvious that they themselves don't find her attractive, they just want to start a shitstorm.

>>5614459
calling jessica nigri pretty is the easiest way to troll people lol
also on a side note I think she works out so much to make up for her unfortunate face

/r/ing more pics of cesils juliet

From her FB.

I can probably see why people like her because she isn't a total Grace Kelly beauty, but very average and that makes her approachable to some. Jessica looks like the girl who would be mean to you in high school ( at least to me). She promotes herself enough to get a little attention online but honestly who gives a shit. I have no idea why her look (orange skin, raccoon eyes, blond hair) is so popular with people because it is a very juvenile look.

>>5614418
That actually makes a lot of sense...

>>5614078
Stupidest thing I have read all day. Good job, anon.

posted her in fit and all I got was "PAPERBAG"

i saw her as well
irl her waist is not as defined as the pictures she posts - it's like the OP's pic
i know cgl posted evidence that she photoshops...but yeah, didn't believe it until i saw it for myself. also, she also has a huge nose lol.

>>5614380
Shooping her, really?

How tall is she? Always wondered that she looks tall in some pictures and short in others.

She's destroying her skin and hair. It's too bad, she's not bad looking.

>>5615029
5 7' according to an interview, I think

>>5615045
Maybe when she's wearing heels.
But she's clearly more in the realm of 5'5.

>>5615051
Kevin Pereira is 5 10, I think she said 5 6' or 5 7' I think. As for her skin, it really depends on the camera or shoop.

>>5615059
Who is the girl on the right?

>>5615105
One of the girls from her modeling group, I think.

>>5615051
I am 5'5, she is 5'4 1/2 since I was only a little taller than her when I saw her at wondercon today

>>5615133
Well she is as tall as Kevin Pereira who is 5 10' with 3 inch heels, so I believe her.

>>5615126
What's her name?


She's hot.

>>5615045
IS THAT KEVIN? SHE MET MY HUSBAND? SO JELLY.

>>5615185
Look her up on her website.

>>5615191
Kevin Pereira is the worst thing on G4 and that says a lot. Anytime I have the displeasure of catching a single glance of his shtick I can't help but think of him as a less funny Dane Cook.

If cosplayers were movies, Jessica Nigri would be the Hollywood Summer Blockbuster. Is it a quality film? In some regards, but not many. Do these movies get nominated for Oscars? Nope. Do they gross more at the box office than more interesting, better written movies? Yes, sadly. They have a ridiculous amount of promotional tie-ins to pad their gross as well. Are they memorable films that bring that portray the industry well? Nope. Whereas a cosplayer like Windofthestars is more like the Kate Winslet of cosplay, Jessica Nigri will forever be the Megan Fox. This whole "costumer" thing is the same thing as Megan Fox slamming the Transformer movies that put her on the map. They're trying to be "serious" now. Lawl.

>>5615205
Not the anon you are replying to but I like him, attack of the show is like the only thing g4 got left besides some anime. As for Jessica, she seems to want to work for them.

>>5615209

who is Miyu then? Anna Nicole Smith?

>>5615231
>Someone cosplayed a Fandango bag

Holy hell, that's awesome.

Am I the only one who thinks that her "official" costume looks worse than the one she did herself? Part of the skirt is made with satin... They should've let her wear her own costume, it was more flattering on her.

>>5615240
As disgusting as I find Anna Nicole Smith at least she was successful and actually accomplished something. Not all strippers are successful.

>>5615273
She got lazy and didn't sew on the letters on though.

>>5614455

Take a shot every time you see this post:

>I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE EVEN GETS ATTENTION

Hahaha. I get the feeling that there's fat people, and people that don't take care of themselves that also happen to be autistic people with no sense of social function that can't understand why they're ugly and she gets attention.

Keep racking your brain and making threads though, you're inadvertently creating a buzz. This is how /cgl/ consistently makes its own worst enemy.

I give y'all permission to continue.

>>5614455
>had more cock than than the average black KFC goer gets in a lifetime

Almost all commercial food chicken is female. So, the the quantity you refer to is pretty much zero. If you're going to to for the 'hurrsoedgy' simile, at least get your shit right.

Met her for the second time yesterday and as always she was friendly, cute, quick witted and not even a little orange. You guys are so mad over nothing.

>>5614498
Wow she actually looks cute here! That orange deal is most of her photos needs to lay off.

>>5615169
From that angle and perspective. I would say at the same distance, her head would be up to his nose/chin

>>5617202

So about 5'7 with heels would be accurate

I dunno why but she kind of looks like a younger, more orange Jenna Maroney.

>>5617228
I definitely don't see it but she is indeed orange.

>>5617228
Jnig looks like her older, uglier sister imo.

>>5617228
I think Jenna Marbles looks more like her than Jnig. To me, anyways.

>>5615317
a) I'm a guy
b) I'm not a Beta loser like you who has to whiteknight every paperbag, not even 7/10 slut on the internet
c) do you even lift, no you don't

>>5615350
Make believe bullshit.

>>5618355
>7/10
>not above average

SEEMS SOMEONE IS BAD AT MATH.

bump

>>5621519
Fuck you, nigger.

>>5618390
I said she's "not even 7/10" you cretin. Seems like someone's bad at basic brain functioning.

she's pretty generic...if she didn't work out so much no one would care about her.

>>5615240
Anne Hathaway or Natalie Portman maybe? Just on looks alone

>>5621657
agreed outside of cosplay there is nothing special about her

>>5621691
her cosplay isn't even special. She dresses from things her fan suggest, and generic xbox shit. Its hobbled together craft foam and duct tape. Hell her sonya top was stapled to her bra to prevent nip slips.
She's just a fit girl that found an easy market for attention.

>>5621657
>>5621691
>>5621705
If that were true then millions of people wouldn't be pointing her out as being an amazing and exceptional cosplayer.

You actually think she became an instant celebrity just because she has a slim waist?

>>5621716

>millions of people

more like millions of virgin wankers

>>5621716
I think she became an instant celebrity cause she's really fit and wore a slutty generic pikachu costume to comic con at the right place / right time and has the time to promote the shit out of herself.

>>5621732
Yes, because only virgins like attractive women.

>>5621734
If the only criteria to being famous was being fit and dressing slutty, 90% of cosplayers at Comic-Con would be famous every year.

Jessica is a little more exceptional than you give her credit for.

>>5621734
>wore a slutty generic pikachu costume
When I first saw this costume I had no idea who she was. It's one of the few pictures I've ever saved from 4chan and probably the best I've seen her look to date.

>>5621746
most of the girls at comic con don't run home and create a fan page and start selling autographed merchandise of themselves...

>>5615059
>Assasins Creed Tatoo
>Foxhound Shirt
>Ice Blonde Hair

Girl on the right is cute, but she's trying WAYYYYYY to hard.

>>5621755
That's because they have no fans to sell to.

>>5621766
or they have a life?

>>5621775

Why does this keep getting posted? It seems like the sort of thing that would amuse /b/tards.

>I am 5'5

>>5621783
There's nothing else to attack Jessica with. She's a wonderful person and has no drama. The choices are either bring up that one time she yelled at Ninja Attorney or deface pictures of her.

>>5621813

Why does she need to be attacked?

>>5621819

>>5621831

My first reaction to this was "what the fuck does jam have to do with it?".

I will be fucking my girlfriend as you masturbate to the memory of touching a girl's waist. Not mad. I couldn't even be mad at such a tiny boy.

>>5621831
go do something with your OWN life instead of white knight jnig on every thread on 4chan

>>5621854
That is inappropriate.

>>5621858
go do something with your OWN life instead of bashing jnig on every thread on 4chan

GAWD CAN'T I JUST INSULT PEOPLE WITHOUT THEM BEING DEFENDED!?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!

Cosplay chicks tend to hate it when dudes do the creepy waist grab.

>>5623035
well it is creepy....

>>5623035
Naw bro Jessica wants all the attention she can possibly get.

She's probably really insecure because of how much effort it takes her to look like a 6.5/10 - tons of makeup, bleach, obnoxious fake tan, painfully contrived cleavage, skimpy outfits, being a cardio bunny, and of course... lots of photoshop.

She's definitely not the type of woman who can look amazing when she rolls out of bed in the morning.

She certainly can't pull off the pale, makeupless, short haired thing that truly gorgeous girls like Natalie Portman and Emma Watson can do. If she tried that she'd be like a 3/10 at best.

>>5623068
/thread

>>5623068
I couldn't have said it better myself. A+ description Anon!

bump

GET ON MY LEVEL OP.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT NIGGA.

>>5624094
DAMN SON.

>>5624094
>didn't even touch her

>>5614051
Big props to OP for not hover handing. This nigga got swag.

>>5624120
>touching 3DPD.

>>5624094

>TITTIES.JPG
>fear and loathing cosplay

I kinda miss google + hangouts dude

also keep the fucking fedora, fuck the haters

>>5624094
I can totally see it.

>>5624171
You should see the one with the Zatanna cosplayer.

Pffft.

>>5624185
I need to see this picture.

>>5624094
Her face looks almost as bad as her "abs" in this pic

NIGRI NEEDS NOSEJOB BADLY

Pretty face but she's so fucking orange.

>>5614051
Good for you.
Kudos for not hover-handing her.
But hot damn she is hot.

Yup. Soooo Sexy

>>5624757
>jnig
>pretty face

HAHAHAHAHA

>>5624720
She isn't perfect, but the last thing I would pick on is her nose.

>>5625067 posts shooped pic of her nose to defend her nose

See:

>>5614391
>>5614388
>>5614358

Jessica your nose is fucked. Your chin is fucked too. You = butterface butterface butterface :)

>>5624757
>>5625067
She is the very definition of butterface.

>>5614311
I came to cgl to see if women actually make fun of each other.

I am satisfied.

>>5614051
Her face.. I love her body and cosplays, but her face has always been too.. round/chubby-type.
:<

>>5614358
Funny, but I find her hotter here than in OP's pic.

>>5625085
So if she was to get surgery to fix all the things she does to herself in photoshop? I'm guessing she'd need to get:
- a nose job
- her chin/jawline shaved down
- a boob job
- ribs removed to give her a waist

Wow dude wow

>>5625102
It isn't her fault that she's not genetically-gifted like some

>>5625113
>>5625067
>>5625085
would let her slobber on my knob/10.

>>5614498
Okay JNigri is way hotter.

>>5625085
>>5625078
She has candids that are posted all over the web and that her fans take with her and she looks good on most of them. Most of the pictures I seen that are shooped are the pictures her haters shoop to make her look worse.

>>5625123
>>5625120
Jessica. You need to re-read this post very carefully: >>5623068

Absorb the truth even if it hurts. You will never be beautiful no matter how far you get by promoting yourself all the time.

>>5625123
her makeup makes me cringe. How the hell does sht think that looks good in any way? need to drop racoon eyes and that lipstick. fuck this lipstick looks like the ate something with a lot of fat and forgot to clean her mouth afterwards, so it dried on her lips that way.

I looked up butterface in the dictionary, right below it was a picture of this chick.

>>5625131
You are calling me Jessica? why didn't I see it coming. Also I am not >>5625120. Well fuck there must be 80000 Jessicas huh?

>>5625123
Well she looks pretty fucking awful in the pic you attached. Her bulbous potato nose and giant buttchin are all I can see when I look at it. :|

She only has popularity because she's been spamming herself here and on geek blogs for like 3 or 4 years now.

>>5625143
every photo you post just shows how butterfaced she is rofl

post more please! It really amuses me to see what low standards people have

also I have noticed she has stopped tanning as much
she looks more pale in recent photos all she needs now is surgery!

>>5625151

Her boobs are so small without all that push up and padding

>>5625151
Well that's opinion based. I think she looks hot.

hotter than jnigger x1000000000

>>5625164
She should save for the nose and chin surgeries since she seems to be really good at faking cleavage. It must suck to work so hard maintain so much fakeness. She already works hard enough to keep herself in the spotlight.

>>5625187
Jesus fucking christ

If you don't think she is hot, you are gay or lying. And even the gays would probably admit she's hot.

Stop being so jealous hambeasts, it's not her fault you are ugly.

>>5625183
1 of many cosplayers that are shitloads hotter than jnig. She just selfposts a lot and networks really really hard and she's been at it for years

>>5625195
Half of the trips here are actually hotter than Jnig. Just sayan.

>>5625195
I second this.

>>5625195
I don't think she is the hottest thing on the universe. She is definitely pretty. As for the "hambeasts" is just one angry obvious samefag who is butthurt that she is famous so she keeps repeating the same shit over and over again.

>>5625195
I agree she is hot. Having 10/10 facial aesthetics is not the most important thing that guys look at. We look at the whole package: tits, ass, feet, etc. Sexy poses are also important. Seeing a hot girl next to 2 slightly uglier chicks makes the middle one all the more attractive.

>>5625195
Nope I don't think she's hot. You know who I think is hot? Fucking Miyu. Dia and fatwetdog. Also Alodia. And Tasha. That french chick Clef is hot too. J-Nig? Not so much. I even think Dakota's shooped ass is still prettier than Niggery.

>>5625195

She isn't ugly.

But she isn't extremely attractive either. Everyday at my campus I see plenty of girls who are as attractive as her. She's just a typical slightly-above-average girl who just managed to find a niche (cosplaying for nerds) to make her popular.

ITT:

>>5625225

>>5625223
All of them have the whole package

>>5625223
Oh shut the fuck up, you are the one that always come in with HEY GUYS LOOK AT MIYU, and then you go "texting" Miyu to ask her about "her" opinion. Oh Dia and FWD are a shit ton better looking than miss plastic surgery who still manages to look bad.

>>5625195
I can see where people think she looks good because she's not ugly, but she's not to my personal taste. I've never thought blonde hair and tan skin looked good together, and while her body is fit, there isn't enough of a difference between her waist and her bust/hips for me to find it attractive. Her face is average, maybe slightly above average when she smiles like in OP's picture. She looks good in the costumes she chooses, but I just don't find her attractive as a whole. Sorry, mad anon.

>>5625241
If I had her # I'd do way more than just text her. Jussayin. Lol u mad nig?

>>5625253
>>5625241
Mi... yu?

>>5625260
Yeah that's the one name to drop if you really want to see JNig fly into a jealous rage

>>obligatory cheeto picture

>>5625267
I now know more than I ever wanted to.

>>5625253
Again, proof that Miyu's friends are jealous of Nigri for getting famous in 15 minutes. Of course I understand. Miyu has being getting plastic surgery, doing nudes, trying to get involved with the cosplay community for years so that she could be a super model and all she got was nothing. You know just how she let this man pay 300 bucks so she could wear his clothes and post nudes for him so that she could become a model.

>>5625277
http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/laura-phillips/

this is hotter than jnigger stay mad fan boys

>>5625195
I don't think she is hott I think her face is busted
and she works out too much making her look
like a fucking cougar also that make up does not help
I understand she needs it to look better but omg she wears buckets


I like cute faces with curvy bodies (pic related) so stop saying I'm lying
because I have different taste in women fuck not everyone likes the same things

>>5625286
Hahaha see there you have it. Jnig flying into a jealous rage just as predicted.