I'm a big, hairy man.

I'm a lesbian.

I'm a big, hairy lesbian.

I kill what I fuck and I fuck what I kill.

So she's
>not a shallow cunt
>has interests other than beauty
>accepts herself for who she is
>appears to tell the truth
What's not to like?
Guys fuck pretty girls, but keep the homely ones that don't cause bullshit because deep down that's who they can live with.

if you want to be happy for the rest of your life
never make a pretty woman your wife
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you

>>5610310
Actually, no.

The best couples there can be is ugly guy + hot girl (not that the male is outright hideous, just a lot less attractive than the female). It's been proved to be by far the happiest of them all. Hot guy + hot girl never last long. And by far the worst, hot guy + ugly girl (except when the girl is really fucking awful looking, then she realizes she has to be basically the guy's bitch in everything and let him do what he wants, so it's less of a problem). Even if the more attractive male genuinely loves the female the way she is, she is going to ruin her with her never ending insecurities and inability to accept the fact that he could like her the way she looks and permanent paranoia about him being unfaithful to her.

So, to all the good looking guys out there? If you really like a girl despite the fact that she's way below your level, appearance wise, and you love her because of her personality and whatnot, ignore her, it's not worth it. They will return your kindness with hatred and depression and she'll dump you. Mother Nature subconsciously wants you to go out and bang lots of hot chicks.

>>5610329

I choose to ignore this advice.

>>5610344

In case you are an attractive male (which I very much doubt), enjoy wasting your time then.

>>5610347

Why is that something you'd doubt?

>>5610363
Because if you were a male that comes to a board populated in majority by females, and were attractive on top of that, you'd be tripfaging and circlejerking like there's no tomorrow.

>>5610365

You're assuming everyone is motivated by a desire for attention.

Welcome to PMS, may I take your order?

>>5610366
2/10 for getting me to reply twice

read up on the principles on /cgl/ before you start showing of your mastah troll skills, newbie

I dunno ;_;

>>5610370

I'm not trolling...

No excuses.

>>5610381
timestamped pic then

>in b4 excuses

>>5610387

Posting a timestamped pic would contradict my claims. I'm not making any excuses; I choose not to post a pic, despite being perfectly able to.

What's her boyfriend like though? I'm not shallow.. I really can't afford to be but certain standards should be maintained I think. Never just settle for the sake of having a relationship.
I suppose I'm not trying hard enough.. Or at all. I have no right to complain. It's not like I ever go to bars or anything. Too socially awkward

Because evidence suggests that she's a much better person than I am. Kudos to her for finding men who don't judge potential mates on how stiff their dick gets for them... that seems to be a rare talent.

>>5610385
Doesn't this picture completely invalidate her statement in >>5610292? She is clearly attention whoring, just badly. Seeing a picture like this just makes that earlier tirade seem defensive as to why she didn't get "42 likes" on her picture...

ugh, why do girls pitch themselves against each other like that? There are plenty of boys to go around, no need to put other ladies down.

Because I have a husband, and getting a boyfriend would be cheating.

>cute guy sits next to me during classes
>he's very nice and interesting
>he seems to like me
>all my friends say he likes me
>say "fuck I'm going for it"
>next time we meet again I end up kissing him
>wake up
>oh for fuck's sake

>well let's see what's going on /cgl/
>Hippopotamus Girl has a boyfriend and I don't
>double for fuck's sake

Im detecting a hint of butthurt that she's ugly. A certain hatred for pretty girls.
An obnoxious "don't give a shit attitude"
Of course she cares that she's ugly.

I have a boyfriend, and I'm just as fugly. He's anorexic, so his self-esteem is in the gutter and I get ahead.

>>5610393
>not even trying
trolls these days...

Anybody has the link for her thumblr?

I remember it was full of hilarious stuff about feminism and fat acceptance.

>>5610411
>anorexic boyfriend
How much do I have to pay you to let me kidnap him?

>>5610412

I understand your scepticism. I assure you I'm not trolling, however.

>>5610409
you can always claim your lesbian, or bisexual but prefer girls

worked for me

You're acting like it's hard for any girl to get a boyfriend.

These kinds of threads only work on the male boards since they really can't get girlfriends. Not /cgl/

>>5610424
strong misogyny

>>5610433
I don't see how that implies hatred for women and doesn't tell it exactly how it is.

>>5610437
you're right. misogyny is probably not the correct term, but it's just as hard for a girl to get a boyfriend as it is for a guy to get a girlfriend

I hope that all the single ladies out there know that the best man to have as a boyfriend is a man who is already in a relationship with somebody.

Being the other woman is SO much better than being the bottom bitch.

>>5610329
Fucking this. I had a friend, really nice guy, looked way above average, all the girls in our class liked him, and out of all those he was making wet, he choose by far the ugliest one he could. Well, sure, she had the biggest tits, but that's because she was the fattest one too. And her face was just... just horrible. It hurt my eyes to see them together, and I especially hated the fact that I had to be nice to her too, since she was his girlfriend, and I didn't want him to get offended. It really seemed like she meant a lot to him, so once I even risked my fucking life to help that piece of shit (don't ask, "cool story bro" anyway). Then, for some time after losing contact with him, I find out she dumped him. What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck... just What the fuck.

>>5610445

I hope some day you'll realise there's more to relationships than physcial attraction.

>>5610409
i-i'll be your boyfriend..

>>5610442
:>but it's just as hard for a girl to get a boyfriend as it is for a guy to get a girlfriend

No it's not. Thanks to higher demand and higher perceived value, plus the fact that all you have to do is sit and wait while men actually have to take initiative, it's way easier for women to find lovers.

>>5610448
But that too. There was absolutely nothing interesting about her. She had a boring personality, was shy, but not in a cute way, they shared absolutely no tastes at all (I'm not even sure if she had any), I can't remember a single time where she was funny, seriously, it's a complete fucking mystery how how he even realized she existed.

>>5610423
>you can always claim your lesbian, or bisexual but prefer girls
>worked for me
What exactly do you gain from that?

>>5610452
Lovers, yes. Anything more than that? Lolno. (capped from /r9k.

>>5610453

I hope you realise that's subjective.

>>5610452
Please go back to /r9k/ or to your mother who clearly didn't love you enough when you were a child.

Nobody likes a whiner son, and that most certainly won't get you a girlfriend, nor any guy who is desperate for one but talks the same talk.

>>5610452
>plus the fact that all you have to do is sit and wait while men actually have to take initiative
>you
i'm a guy

>>5610460
But I knew him, I knew what his hobbies were, what kind of jokes he liked, movies, vidiya, what kind of personalities he didn't like and which he preferred.

They shared absolutely none of this. I never even saw them talk to each other before I found out they were a couple.

>>5610467
You seem very hung up and bitter over this.
Move on.

>>5610467

Have you ever heard "opposites attract"?

I would post why, but this is a board filled with PMSing bitches who would fuck my shit up for it.

>>5610471
Yeah, this. Just make a move on him if you like him that much, seriously. You'll regret it if you never let him know how you feel.

>>5610476
Do it. I'm not on my period today.

>>5610459
>bawwww i chase after guys who only want sex and am surprised when they only want sex

That's their problem and it's not my fault women for some reason love the idea of forming long-term relationships with people who fuck a different girl every day.

>>5610450
Where do you live?

>>5610467

Sometimes, you just don't click, in spite of how much you want to.

It's best to treasure the people that don't have to try to like you.

>>5610475

Research suggests that isn't always the case. And likely this whale had something unique with this dude than even miss dolled up perfect didn't have.

The obvious answer is that if in spite of all of these alleged reasons for not dating, either this chick is a horrible person / completely unnattractive to the dude, or fatty knew how to work a dick.

>>5610488
Ireland

>>5610487
>implying the vast majority of guys don't only want sex
Come the fuck on man, look at this board. How many male trips do we have who are only here because 'lol I herd u liek slutkips'.

(not to dismiss the genuine male cosplayers/brolitas who are here, you guys are call)

>>5610494
No chance then.

>>5610495
>you guys are call
Oh god I'm a fucking retard. Take my Bod Card. Take it from me right now.

>>5610495

And those who are neither?

>>5610497
:(

>>5610477
Unfortunately, he is straight.

>>5610495
>>implying the vast majority of guys don't only want sex

You only think this because the vast majority of guys you want to be around only want sex.

I find it funny you say this, isn't this the board that gets mad that the rest of 4chan thinks all women are whores who only want money and sex?

>>5610467

lol
sounds like you're describing me and my ex
who i dumped because of a bitch just like you

>>5610503

Hurr.

>>5610503

Does that make you a bitterfag

>>5610504
So you know every guy I'm friends with, do you? Oh wait, my bad, you're a retard on the internet .

>>5610495
>How many male trips do we have who are only here because 'lol I herd u liek slutkips'.
From the top of my head:
>Roko the /m/ lurker
>Zahirus
>Eva Expert
>pretty much all the male Asians except G
>the newfags who are too unimportant to be remembered

That's about it.

>>5610503
Oh my god don't be one of those gays. Please don't. It's not that girl's fault that he doesn't like cock.

>>5610515

I like you.

>>5610511
Yes.

It's easy to tell.

>>5610495
lol 4chan is full of virgins who have imaginary girlfriends

>>5610515
But the funny part is that I'm not gay either. So I'm not bitter about her taking him from meee or some emo bullcrap like that. I am disgusted that a pos like that dumped a guy that's way, way, way above what she deserves. And it's not like he was treating her that way. He always put her on the pedestal, he's the kind that would never cheat on a girl, and never said a bad word about her.

>>5610505
So you dumped a chick for a guy's cock? Pretty hardcore, mang.

>>5610528
She was probably well aware that he was too good for her and broke up with him because she was intimidated. Which is pathetic behaviour in itself, but it happens. I've had someone do it to me before, feels bad man. Humans are so irrational. 'Hurr I've managed to score someone way out of my league and the sex is better than I've ever had, what shall I do, I KNOW, I'LL DUMP THEM, there we go all fixed'

>lovers
>not lasting relationship

Anyone can get a fuck, but a loving relationship that works? It takes multiple tries and heart breaks. Why do you think shit like eharmony is so popular? I think alot of guys on 4chan still believe that if they get a girlfriend, lofe would suddenly be perfect.

Incorrect. Relationships are hard and take time. It's not as simple as "were not going to cheat on each other" its getting used to the other person. It's accepting the annoying things they do, thier family, thier values choices and ideas.

You have to be willing to continue loving this person well into your old age and pit up with anything stupid they do.

And she/he has to do the same with you. Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm off to nag at my bf for smoking in the house and not outside ON THE FUCKING PORCH.

And by nag, I mean hide his ciggerettes and lighter outside in plain sight. I'm way too passive aggressive.

>>5610535
Yeah, well, and that's exactly my point to begin with, that such retarded behavior exist, as >>5610329 describes.

Though I never heard of a guy doing that. Must've been some effeminate semi-tranny or something.

>>5610538
Well yeah, every guy I date is an effeminate semi-tranny.

>>5610532

wat
just the situation
i (a girl) dumped my male ex because of this bitch
wouldn't lay off because she though she was perf for him
etc etc she secretly hated me but played nice, ugh i still hate that bitch
so i dumped him because he was an asshole anyway
he cheated on me like 20 times, with guys and girls
no one knew because he was too goody goody
he cried his face off when i left lol
pic related HA

>>5610543

Is that of your choosing?

>>5610537
>Anyone can get a fuck, but a loving relationship that works? It takes multiple tries and heart breaks.
Actually, no. Love on first sight is not as much of an utopia as it may seem, contrary to popular belief. It is not inexperience and lack of time invested in a relationship that dooms it, there is a simple, cold-hearted and objective science behind all it. It's called chemistry. I shit you not, most of the problems in the modern day's relationships can be traced down back to some new chemical processes we've adapted to.

>>5610546
Yep, I don't like manly men, unless they're Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel is an exception.

>>5610546
Yes, she punishes herself like that just so that she can be the special snowflake of /cgl/. Deep down, her vagina lusts for a masculine honcho inside her, but she forces herself not to, and endures tiny Beta cocks that could never possibly sexually please her, just so that she can be different.

>>5610552

Well, yeah, but there's a lot of guys who fall in between manly and effeminate semi-tranny.

>>5610555
I think you'll find that a 'masculine honcho' couldn't please me, bub.

>>5610556
Meh. Depends on the individual in that case.

I do have a boyfriend, and I don't have to look like an ugly walrus to be a good girlfriend.

>>5610558
>I think you'll find that a 'masculine honcho' couldn't please me, bub.
So, in other words, instead of pretending to have an orgasm, as you do normally, you will try as hard as fuck to hide the best (first) orgasm of your life.

Pretty hypocritical, if you ask me.

>>5610562
I'm a sadist. A pretty extreme sadist. 'Masculine honchos' generally aren't cool with that.

>>5610545
But that is completely unrelated to what I've described.

>that feel when no gf

I wish I could tell which girls were ugly with low self-esteem and which ones aren't. They all look pretty darn cute to me. Well, except for when they're over 250lbs or ridiculously out of my age group.

I dunno, maybe my total lack of relationship experience is making me desperate and fucking with my judgement.

>>5610565
>Excuses.
You never had one destroy your pussy, obviously. If you didn't only get Betas, you wouldn't feel the need to be sadist, and let the male dominate you and give you real pleasure, as you should.

>>5610548
I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I would say it's rare more so nowadays than in the past when it came down to just having a few things in common and shittin babies.

Back then it was pretty simple. One's heart could be won over completely by just a glance, but now since we have more goals and worries in our lives, things got complicated.

Science will tell you that on an instinct level, we "should "fall out of love once our children are able to care for themseleves. We try not to though because our instinct has become overwhelmed by our ideas, situations, (financial, house, jobs) and lust. Thats why you see alot more relationships that last decades but both or one party is miserable. Of course, not always the case, but this IS a majority. Number one cause of devorce is financial problems, look it up.

>>5610570
I tried a manly man, I didn't like it. Funny enough, his cock was a lot smaller than the last effeminate tranny I got close to.

There is nothing I find attractive about 'manly men', 'alphas', 'real men', or any of that bullshit. From my experience, they're arrogant and shallow, they think they're FAR better in bed than they actually are, and they make sure they tell everyone this out of some bizarre homoerotic need to let other men know how good a fuck they are(n't). Their bodies are unattractive and their attitudes even more so. I'll stick with my girls and girly boys, thanks.

I am the Great Cornholio I need TP for my bunghole

>>5610575
>it's rare more so nowadays than in the past
But chemistry is exactly the explanation for this.

>>5610566

nope
>all the girls in our class liked him
>nothing interesting about her
>she was the fattest one too
>hated the fact that I had to be nice to her
>she meant a lot to him
>she dumped him
>shared absolutely none of this
>basically i knew everything about him hurr durr

all accurate to my situation, that's all i'm saiyan

>>5610576
>Their bodies are unattractive
I agree wtih you on all points except this.

>>5610587
I'm just not attracted to muscle on men. I don't know why, because I love it on women. I have a lot of respect for /fit/izens because of the sheer dedication that goes into getting a body like that, but it's a massive turn-off for me. Apart from, again, Vin Diesel. Fucking Vin Diesels, how do they work?

>>5610587

mmmk

>>5610584
Wait, so you're saying you're also fat and uninteresting? And in case you hadn't noticed, I'm a guy, and I'm not bitter about not getting his cock either.

>>5610591

Do you associate muscle with 'alpha' behaviour?

I am too ugly for boys.

<3
-franfran

if seagulls weren't such misandrist bitches they wouldn't be lonely

>>5610593

yea i'm fat and uninterested, lol
and whether you're a guy or a girl, no matter
because that happened with many guys and many girls
he cheated on me with a lot of them, so ~

>>5610596
A little bit, but I do know some very nice, down-to-earth /fit/izens. I just don't like muscle on men. I like men who look fragile, hence the request to kidnap anon's anorexic boyfriend earlier in the thread.

>>5610597
Actually, no you're not. You're just an average looking ho turned batshit crazy shitposter when she couldn't handle the fact that other girls didn't think of her as the prettiest princess on the world. Zahirus would kill people for a night with you, since he thinks that you like and accept him, based on the fact that you talk to him.

>>5610603
>/cgl/ votes Fruttershy ugliest trip
>/cgl/ bitches when Fruttershy says she's ugly

I'm not sure I can handle this level of retard.

>>5610599
Bullshit. /cgl/ is misandrist only to non-Asians and guys who don't look good.

>>5610608
No. They act this way to every male.

>>5610607

Denmark is easily the ugliest female trip I've seen on /cgl/.

>>5610603
Are you psychic?

<3
-franfran

>>5610607
She was voted rightfully as the ugliest as a sing of dislike, after she already turned crazy cancer poster. I really wish she killed herself instead. Or just stopped posting and return as a normal person.

>>5610615
The ugliest trip on /cgl/ wasn't even on that list, but I'm not going to name her because she's a fellow lolita and I'm not enough of a cunt to make her feel bad about her looks, despite how annoying she is.

>>5610617
You should join me, this cancer is AMAZING

<3
-franfran

>>5610603
But she is a princess Anon.

>>5610619

This is why I don't use a trip.

I didnt know I logged on to Gaia.

>>5610621
...but I thought I was Queen of the Uglies?!

>>5610627
As much as I love stalkers, Imma have to say no, sorry!

<3
-franfran

>>5610620
You keep doing your thang Fruttershy, I think your pretty.

>>5610614
Bullcrap times two. Have you ever heard them bitch about the likes of Charizard, Diavolo, Mell, Matt or BLUE? No you didn't. Maybe unless you're an oldfag, because the last one got rightfully bitched about for being a >please respond fattie circlejerker, but ever since he got together with Pirate Toaster, everyone seemed to have forgotten what a terrible egocentric personality he has. Heck, even that new cunt from /a/ got a surprisingly not negative reaction so far. Normally we tell them to gtfo back to jerking off to their drawings, but since he looks like a estrogen filled she man, no one did so. Compare to the fat one who gets told to fuck off on a regular basis.

Do we have any pic evidence.
Im neutral.

>>5610634
...you're not helping my ugly case...

<3
-franfran

>>5610638

None of those guys are good looking, except maybe Mell, if that's what you're into.

>>5610638
>everyone seemed to have forgotten what a terrible egocentric personality he has.
Naw, I think that just died down. I've not noticed him like he was ever since he got with Toastie.

Sage for my opinion.

>>5610641
Start making duck lips in your photos. Make you sexy.Aweyyyeee.

>>5610647
That's your opinion. My point is, /cgl/ is never misandrist to them, because they're attractive to them. E.g. BLUE certainly wasn't ever attractive, while God and RedDickies are, but /cgl/ does take in drama and their bitchiness too, when calculating attractiveness.

Who the heck is this girl and why does her nose look like it was transplanted off of an albino gorilla?

>>5610561
+1

>>5610650
I don't know why everyone is hating on you. I think you have a gorgeous facial structure.

Just my 2 cents.

So where is my reference material?

This thread.
THIS FUCKING THREAD.

Are you pulling my plonker?
You fucking must be, because this is some serious ridiculous shit.

I know for a fact that people in this thread going on about how they can't get lasting relationships or that people only want sex have had the opportunity with people who like them for more than a fuck and want to be with them. For an unquestionable fact, like the fact that if you stick your dick in a bee hive you're gonna fucking regret it.

It literally blows my mind that you people can just skim over that and continue complaining about how it never works out for you, or how nobody likes you for who you are and wants to be with you instead of just fucking you.

Holy shit I mad, fucking 10/10 plus gold star thread if this was the collaboration of everyone in it to turn me into a seething volcano.

>>5610718

>>5610718
are you really surprised

this is a female board

I'll go out with anyone in this thread.

I love everyone<3

>>5610740
No, not really. I'm just specifically irritated by this because I was that guy for someone posting this shit in here, but was ditched. So it's a bit fucking stupid to be bawling about what you want and supposedly can't get when you've already shown you don't fucking want it.

>>5610727
Yes, my jimmies have been rustled to an astronomic degree.

>>5610781
Oooh ooh ooh who was it? My jimmies have been rustled by the lack of Lolita Valentines and now I seek drama.

>>5610727
Your picture has an uncanny resemblance to OP's picture

>>5610785
>>5610785
there's as much chance of it being you as anyone reading this atm, or does that still count as satisfying your need for dramas?

>>5610831
Any drama is fine, anon. I doubt it's me though, because I haven't complained about being forever alone in this thread. I'm well aware that I'm single because my standards are high, though not unrealistically so.

I am not kawaii enough for anyone.

Haha but naw I seem to fail at relationships but I think that's because of my own problems and I always have rushed into them instead of taking time and just going on dates first and what not. So I am alone because I want to fix myself so I don't have to put my partner through my bullshit, which in the past has lead to them leaving me, and as someone who cares a lot (probably to much somtimes) I feel so horrible about upsetting them.

>>5610936
you srs?

>>5610495
>>5610459
>>5610395

those sound pretty much like what >>5610718 was saying to me

>>5610954
I never said that I couldn't get a boyfriend. I could quite easily get a boyfriend. I'd just rather have someone I'm intellectually attracted to than some dumb piece of shit who just wants me for my looks/body/sex.

>>5610967
enjoy dying alone you stuck up bitch

you are probably too ugly to get a kawaii boyrfriend anyways, learn to settle

>>5610988
Oh, I will. And you enjoy your rustled jimmies, you angry anon.

Lol'd at how you turned it to looks, too. Let me guess, that's the one thing you cling to for some kind of value in your sad little life? Some of us have more important things to look for in a partner.