the same way you pick up anybody else
you lift them

Make a cosplay everyone will fawn over

>>5569141
Or in your case, be adorable as fuck

Cosplay characters that have obsessive fan bases.
I'd recoment Link, Hei, Okabe, Gai or somebody from DRRR.

>>5569141
Act like him. Girls love him.
by the way nice to see you again BLUE. I missed your posts.

I wqas thinking Dick Greyson

>>5569180
Christ, could you stop sucking his cock for at least one second?

Are you gay or something? It's always 'ohh BLUE you so kawaii', 'ohhh BLUE you so manly and muscled', 'ohhh BLUE you have such a pretty near unibrow' with you.

>>5569226
sssshhhhhhhh
Its ok. I like their dynamic. It makes me laugh. Also good to see you again BLUE! I needed someone to laugh at.

Obviously you fake interest, be beautiful, have liquor.

>>5569226
Who is Blue? Anyone have a picture? I've rarely seen cute cosplay guys on here.

>>5569226
Dude I'm like, totally gay for him, I thought everyone knew this.

In the non-homosexual type of way though, of course.

>>5569237

>>5569249
I can respect that. Straight homolust is more common place than most people tend to notice.

>>5569251

even more kawaii

Step 1: Be good looking. If you aren't you might want to get some make-up or some surgery.

Step 2: Have an awesome body, most chicks go for that.

Step 3: Cosplay a popular male character with a big fan base and is good looking. Ex: Kamina from TTGL

Step 4: Know your shit about the character.

Step 5: Don't be totally socially awkward and know how to respect boundaries and slip in compliments without coming off as to forward.

Step 6: If you have succeeded in step five hang with whoever you are trying to get with and invite her (and her friends if she seems a bit wary) back to your room for a drinking party.

Step 7: Drink, play drinking games have fun, flirt and if things have gone well and she is easy she will be all over you.

Step 8: Get Laid

Step 9: Run out in the morning.

I don't recommended doing this and I'm just bullshiting everything since I know anything about this shit.

>>5569251
he's not bad, but not remarkable. anyways, he probably doesn't want an entire thread made for dissing him or flattering him. please seagulls, do us proud and don't start more derpiness. we have enough dakota/charms going on today. my head might explode.

>>5569273
But that's where you are wrong; he does.

Anyway. On topic.
It's easy enough; I'm a 6/10 and have had 9/10 girls on more than one occasion at cons.

>>5569269
You can skip 3-4, half of 5
Having common ground doesn't matter when trying to get laid.

>>5569237
Apparently, some fattie that nobody liked who profited from the fact that the board declined so hard, no very liked by the newbabbies.

http://i55.tinypic.com/zttef7.jpg

>Circlejerks really hard and sucks all tripfag dick. Desperate to be popular and accepted. Posts one million times a day. "DO YOU GUYS LOVE ME YET?". Constantly samefags as anon in almost every thread he posts in, was caught multiple times. The living definition of a tryhard.

...

> Posts quite often in almost every thread especially in Cosplay Suggestion thread. Spams K-ON reaction images and doesn't really contribute to threads. One of the most useless newer tripfags. and it's quite an understatement. He has half the girls swooning over him for some reason. Sucked a janitor's dick. You WILL get banned if you badmouth him.

...

>Used to be major beta otter. Now he doesn't post as much. Probably because he's fucking Pirate Toaster.

>>5569281
*now very liked

(in case that wasn't obvious enough)

>>5569273
If you honestly think that Blue doesn't want all the praise/hate attention, then you're clearly either 1. new or 2. someone who didn't see this man's posts on /cgl/ before the Pirate Toaster years.

I also use the term 'man' in the loosest way possible.

>>5569281
>>5569285
Okay okay, we've all been attention whores in our lives, lets get the thread moving again.

Personally I can't really help you out OP.

>>5569269
I see Matt's getting laid tips were not lost on all of us.

>>5569295
>praise Blue
>see that some people of /cgl/ don't liek Blue
>GET BACK ON TOPIC GUYZ

I am disappoint my dear sir.

>>5569295
You are even worse whiteknight than the local underage baits' pedophile admirers.

>>5569279
Never forget.

>>5569330
God I'm sexy.

>>5569279
Well maybe not but at a con it kinda seems like girls will more gravitate to the good looking cosplaying guys.But hey what do I know!

Okay, I am a girl! If you want to 'pick up' girls at Cons, don't be overly enthusiastic. That ends of creeping girls out. Don't be too smiley, too stalky, or too chatty. Just act calm, poised, and confident.

When you don't know someone, if you're overly eager it comes across as awkward and unnatural, and will scare us away. Just relax and let things flow.

>>5569340
>>5569269
As a Korean, on the behalf of my country I must applaud step 1. Yes. Surgery is the answer my friends. How do you think we make all those kpop kiddies good looking?

>>5569349
Natural beauty. Stop trolling.

>>5569375
Pffffffthahahahaha go to Korea and see for yourself. You'll know what I mean.

>>5569349
Exactly.

>>5569395
Are you seriously trying to tell me that the pretty boys from the K-Pop bands are augmented?

Why do you think they'd need to bother? How many Koreans dream about being in showbiz? Logically, with so many applications, it cannot be a problem to find a few ones that are pretty. You know they will be eternally obedient and perfectly disciplined, plus, you don't have to waste any money on them in terms of surgery, since you've already handpicked the best.

>>5569233
Yes, millions of YES.
>>5569277
Remember, girls appreciate modesty. Also scales are duuumb
>>5569349
Hoooly shit, stop breaking my fantasies about Korean girls

I can't really help you if you're trying to get laid beyond the magic of alcohol. However, best advice I've ever had is "Get to know her as a fucking human being"
I've been doing a lot of that and it's been nothing but amazing times with everyone ever since.
If you really need assurance the best place to look is in nature:
1. Being smelly is actually a great thing. Your body naturally produces pheramones and they are VERY good at attracting women that are biologically attracted to you.
2. The body is very telling. Pupils will dilate, bodies loose tension, words could be stumbled over. There are a lot of physical tells that if you are paying enough attention, you'll realize how many ways she's telling you she's interested.
3. Play your body type. Just like in cosplay, certain women are attracted to certain physical traits. Example: Fat Father Syndrome.
http://youtube.co/watch?v=pxf19BUDhjw

>>>This all applies to men too, but honestly if you want this trip in your bed all you have to do is grab me by the hair, pin me against the wall and show me that you know how to kiss <3

>>5569295
You just spend two independent posts talking about your love for him and drew no attention to everybody else who was rimming him. Suddenly, as if from no where, somebody say's he a major attention whore and you get all pissy "LETS STAY ON TOPIC GAIZ".

Classy as fuck, Mic. You're not fooling anyone; you're desperate for the wake of attention that follows Blue, Lucid and Pirate Toaster and you're hopelessly trying to hop on it but each and every time you miss by just a bit. You'll forever be the pathetic guy on the side.
The third wheel.
'That guy'.

Stop it.

>>5569476
Troll?
It must be a troll.
Korea is the plastic surgery capital of the world (per capita). Many kpop artists have even talked about their plastic surgery, and how they were told by agencies that they would not be considered unless they had work done. Almost all of them get something done, and many get a lot of work done.

Take a look at before and after pictures. There's so much evidence, I can only assume you are a troll or in disbelief.

Sometimes; once you get on friendly terms with them it's best to just down right and rather obviously imply you want to have sex with her.
'I love your costume, it fits your waist so well' and then place your hand on her waist.

If she acts dense and doesn't catch on, give up, she got the message and doesn't want to.
If she re acts and follows suit, just carry it through.

Also, remember. if you're unattractive, you'll come off as a creep.
if you are attractive you wont come off as a creep.

Two steps.
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.

>>5569499
No.. being smelly is a bad thing, bad smelling at least. I can't speak for all girls but seriously I love the smell of axe and collonge and all that stuff, makes me just want to cling to the guy and smell him (awkward I know)

>>5569560
I would say this is a big no. Seriously don't touch a girl without asking first. A lot of us are very protective of our personal space. Also I will be honest here I play the dumb card if I do not want to advance with someone, so I play that often.

>>5569513
on one hand

>>5569595
What >>5569499 forgot to mention is that you wear cologne that mixes well with personal smell.

And you also don't seem to understand how to weed out women.

>asking women for anything

Like billy Joel said, "a nice girl wouldn't tell you what you should do"

>>5569613
but on the other hand

>>5569613
you know that was proved to be two different people right?

>>5569613
>>5569632
Lesson: Plastic Surgery or Make Up

>>5569509
Brutal. So, how does this anon pick up women/men?

>>5569655
i do now.
thank god.
sorry tiffany.
But do you have proof?

>>5569628
That would make a lot more sense. I mean some girls may be into that but I'm going to say 9/10 would prefer nice smelling guys compared to heavy BO.

So cologne, be attractive, be awesome, heavily imply, compliment costume, mention how different she is, alcohol?

Anything added or removed?

>>5569664
light cologne.
Like 1 spray after shower on bare skin, and none of this axe shit.

cologne is gross. Boys should smell of clean laundry so you can bury your nose in their jumper and it smells all fresh and nice

>>5569671
I will agree with it being light but dude axe is delicious.

>>5569664
All complements should be backhanded. You don't want to inflate her ego. You want to set her up into a mindset that she wants to appease you. And it depends on your personality, but you can either talk a lot or a little, which ever one you go with, stick with it. You either want her to think you are amazing by taking about how great you sorta thing, or you want to lure her on while withholding your own information.

>>5569677

Op here, seriously, how bad are 90% of these guys that you have to bring up cologne etiquette and washing laundry? Is this my competition?

>>5569660
people argue over whether it's jessica ho or tiffany

>>5569682
I LOVE THAT GIF!

Thanks GOD, you da best.

>>5569656
Maybe for women but the cute young boys from the K-pop boybans? No way.

I mean Boxer looks pretty hot too.

>>5569694

>>5569657
I've already posted in here.
>>5569560

>>5569595
It's always worked for me, to be honest. When I say 'friendly', it's usually after I've spent a few hours with them and I'm rather charismatic and charming; I've never had much of a complaint or a severed friendship due to creeping on them. Worst I've had is a nervous laugh, at which point I just went down the friendship path, which proved a much better success.

On the topic of smells I would normally say the best is to go for a clean smell. no cologne. As for cons though, which are usually get me pretty sweaty.
I tend to use quite some anti-persp and some cologne on top of that.

>>5569595
You should smell me before you say such things <3
>>5569628
Everything you do is helping you select/attract certain types of women. Smell, dress, language, demeanor and basically any other way you're altering yourself to reflect the ethereal indescribable "you" is attracting womminz (also the bigger this projection is, the more attention you're going to get)
Also, lol not tripping in the one thread that's all about ego <3
Okay, now I have to fucking run away and piss all over EVERYTHING

>>5569682
Yah man. But I donno, whatever shit my boyfriend wears is really nice. Not sure what it is though. I like axe but cologne is better.

>>5569685
You have no idea OP...

>>5569712
>Okay, now I have to fucking run away and piss all over EVERYTHING
>You should smell me before you say such things <3

You know what, thanks for the offer, but I will pass.

>>5569703
I guess that's better then right away. Personally I am very uptight about my personal space. If I don't know someone I do not want them touching me. Honestly kind of have a fear of it. It's like unless I invite you into my personal bubble, I don't want you in it. So if a guy I just met were to do that to me I would probably do the whole nervous laugh and politely ask them to not.

>>5569685
A small percentage of con goers are pretty hardcore about all this stuff, and thats your competition. the rest just make you look better.
>>5569700
God, your dubs make me love you so much.
>>5569712
Right. And having an ability to read situations and manipulate yourself in response helps widen the selection of women. And I'll trip for the both of us.

>>5569740
I am now making it my goal for you to be able to experience my man stank
>>5569737
Thanks brah, I left my trip at home. I heard tell you were a nice guy, way to deliver.

>>5569774
I'm a wonderful guy when I'm not surrounding myself with people I despise, but I can't help it.

>>5569774
I'm assuming you mixed those up unless you want smoker to experience your man stink, hey, I don't judge.

>>5569716
>axe

Ew. Old Spice is better. Relatively, at least

>>5570325
I bet you smell like heaven, Enver.

>>5570345
I've been told so

>>5569808
Lucky, my living situation really isn't permitting that
>>5569859
Maybe I want both of you to smell me!

>pic related: Mirran smells. Also I love BC classrooms

>>5571341
>BC classrooms
...Fuck. Well there goes my plans on going to any BC cons this year!

I have a lot of experience with this. They fall over drunk and then they're on the ground and they're like "Clayton pick me up" and I'm like "lol k".

1. Talk to them (ask questions about why they picked their character to dress as)
2. Swoop: it's a con, you don't have time to woo and take the long relationship route, just start gradually moving yours hand to grab hers, then around her waist, see if you can get a kiss

If successful, then begin asking questions about how far she'd like to go or if she'd like to go on a date to eat somewhere (probably near the con, or at it if you have the money). From there, it's easy to get back to a hotel room.

If you fail, repeat steps 1 and 2 on different girls until you're successful. Don't be afraid of failure!

Imagine, meeting your wife at a convention about Chinese cartoons meant for children.

How would your/her parents feel when you explain how you met? How about to your children? As much as I love the idea of getting together with someone who enjoys the same interests as you, wouldn't you be better off engaging women outside of conventions?

>>5571364
Don't be afraid of being branded a creeper either amirite

>>5571381
Could be worse. Hypothetically, if I marry the person I'm currently dating, I'd have to explain that we met on 4chan.

Honestly I would fuck just about any good looking dude if he was dressed as this fine specimen to my left. Bonus points if your blonde hair is real.

[spoiler]Totally not my ulterior motive for planning to attend Anime Boston this year...[/spoiler]

>>5571388
have you not considered simply saying 'we met online' like a normal person?
there is no need to cite specific places where you met.

>>5571388
Yeah you think you got it bad? I have to explain that I meant mine on Gaia.

>>woman at cons
shit,bro
you might as well pick up girls in an insane asylum

>>5571388
Same here, I'm totally cool with it though.
Brother knows it's 4chan (he goes on mu a lot), parents know it as an internet imageboard for different topics and that we met through the fitness related one, friends know it's 4chan. Really, it's a great story to tell the kids!

>>5571401
faggot detected

>>5571417

>>5571401
Where are you from? I kinda look like link.

>>5571453
FUCKING BETA

>>5571453

... Boston.

>>5571458
Worth a shot :(

It's exactly like picking any other women.
Just be confident, if you're the average awkward nerd that's gonna be hard for you so enjoy your hand.

>>5571460

Hey well maybe you can post pics anyways!

>>5571382
You're not a Creeper if you're attractive.

>>5571467
Bad skin, I know. you guys think I would make a good link? Just joined cosplay club at uni, I wanted to go as link or ganondorf.

>>5571487
Ganondorf looks like a better bet for you

>>5571487
Lmfao. Hahahahhahahhaha

>>5571490
Cheers, this is my favourite Ganondorf.

>>5571487
If you cleaned up your skin as much as possible (go to a derm, get a man facial), shaved, and had a flattering wig, I think you'd make an alright Link. You have a very angular face, which I link works for Link cosplays.

>>5571495
Derp, this one...

>>5571493
Not the one who posted the picture but I'm confused as to why you're laughing?

>>5571496
The skins improving and I guess I can use makeup for the events, but where the hell do I get a good wig that looks like links hair... Do people usually make them or something, or can you by a general straight haired blonde one and cut it?

I have women all over me at any convention I go to just come with me and help me take pictuers and I can guarantee you, you will be showered with bitches.

>>5571518
We don't all have massive black dicks like you.

This ones better I think, the lighting was very uneven in the other one. Would le cosplay girls go me?

>>5571532

Get a haircut and never say "le" again, then yes.

>>5571532
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5571534
what's wrong with le le?

>>5571532
You know what annoys me most about you reddit faggots?

LES COSPLAY GIRLS. LES. IT'S FUCKING PLURAL.

>>5571535
Again with the laughing. What are you doing?

>>5571538
Reddit.

>>5571558
Excuse my les French

>>5571570
Voulez vous parlez la Francais avec moi, ce soir?

>>5571583
>>5571570
SHUT UP

>>5571583

>la français
>la

Stop it.

>>5571583
Le wut?

>>5571591
>French Immersion since I was five

>>5571596
You're as fluent as PT's Japanese.

>>5571603
Awwwww yeah, there's nothing you can teach me that I'm able to learn

>>5571509
I bought mine at a con. I was dumb and didn't even attempt to style it till 2 cons later.
I would definitely recommend a wig, as using your own hair, no matter how much you work with it, will look retarded

>>5571388
My dad asked where I met my GF and I said school to avoid having to explain 4chan

>>5571466
>It's exactly like picking any other women.
>Just be confident, if you're the average awkward nerd that's gonna be hard for you so enjoy your hand.
well shit
No chance for me then.

>>5571843
Your GF is dill?

>wanting the kinds of women who go to cons

Enjoy your vagina filled with the sperm of countless men

>>5571853
no

>>5571853
obviously hipster zelda, you dweeb

>>5571894
What other Asian girls are there in Canada that post on /cgl/?

Tim?

Iris?

>>5571933
shit, that's kinda nice.

>>5571971
they're Canadian? I haven't met them

This thread derailed in all le wrong ways.

>>5571971
Iris isn't Canadian...

>>5572193
Then what other Toronto Asian /cgl/ is there?...you...you're not referring to Todd as your girlfriend, right?

>>5572264
>assuming she's asian