>>5542618
That looks really awkward. It's like the two girls on the left don't want to be there.

She married Kris-chan. The babby is his.

Well, let me tell you something about Pixyteri

> Once upon a time, in a magical doki-doki city in the US, a mahou shoujo was born, and her name was Sarah.

> (Legend has it that when the doctors first saw her all they could say was “Sugoi, nee!” then they dropped dead)

> Time passed and Sarah, who was now going by the name Pixyteri, discovered that she was cursed. She was just too kawaii, too sugoi and too kakoi for this world.

> She tried everything: not showering for ages, posting those horrendous nudes that were ment to distroy any life form on a 10 miles radius, etc.But nothing worked. She was still too kawaii.

> But one day, she found out the truth about her heritiji and swore that one day she will become an IDORRU IN JAPAN!

> But, until then, she had to become more kawaii ugu desu~

> So I don’t understand how you all can judge her. Shes like a mermaid…

> …trapped inside a whale’s body.

>>5542636
Okay it isn't just me who sees that.

This is all your fault cgl for talking so much about pixyteri. This is honestly what happened. I wrote it down immediately so I’d remember the details:

When I was 16, I went to a lolita meeting in the countryside. Everyone was wearing sweet lolita, I was the only classic lolita. Pixyteri approached me at the party and she was rotund and strange looking. She didn’t seem to have any friends at the party, so I talked to her and she was nice. She told me she greatly looked up to me for being so mature and cool in classic lolita, my kind personality, and my interests. I said thanks, and thought nothing of the encounter after I went home.

Years passed and I grew up, and Pixyteri got famous on cgl for all the wrong reasons. I thought she half deserved for being so flamboyant and attention seeking, but she was nice in person when I met her so I didn’t quite hate her… yet.

When I went to an outdoor Mexican restaurant/dive bar to grab some drinks with some college friends late one night I met her Pixyteri again. She was wearing a stretched out catwoman cosplay. Why on earth was she wearing cosplay to a dive bar? She approached my table and squee-ed loudly saying, “I know you! You’re Anon-chan, that super sekushiiii classic lolita girl from blahblahblah party! I’ve missed you so much! What a coincidence I met you here! It must be fate!”

“Really, I’ve only met you once though?”

(continued)

>>5542676
“But you were so cool I couldn’t stop thinking about you.” By this time the rest of restaurant was staring at the crazy woman, and I was more than a bit embarrassed. The guys I was with seemed to think it was funny that this weeabo wanted to talk with me.

“Erm, okay. What have you been doing lately?” Aside from becoming the most hated person on cgl, and being the most awkward person here, i thought.

She started talking really quickly about I don’t know what until eventually I heard though the blabbering, “Do you do modeling?”

“Well yeah. I little bit.”

Her eyes got huge, “Awesome! You have to model my lolita collaboration project.”

“I don’t know…” I’d rather wear milanoo.

“Oh come on! I live right by here. Stop by after class or something.”

How did she know I lived close by? Lucky guess? “Maybe if I have free time. I’m really busy though with class-“

“Yay! Sekushi Anon-kun will be my model!! This is my phone number!”

(continued)

>>5542684

If I was more sober I might’ve told her flat out no, or not have saved the number. But I did. And I gave her mine too.

She jumped up and down, her fat rolls jiggling as she did so. “I have to go home now, or master will punish me for being out late. See ya later, anon-chan!”

Master? What the fuck?

When I got there, I saw that she lived on a house on a cliff that was ten stories high. Looking up squinting I could see her waving down at me and she threw a rope ladder for me to climb. What the hell, what kind of studio is this?

I managed to reach the top completely of breath and Pixyteri welcomed me to her studio. She was wearing Sugary Carnival in pink, that looked like it would pop a seam any moment. She ushered me through the front door skipping and humming and grabbing my arm with a vice grip. The studio was actually a near empty house. There was a backdrop, lights, and camera set up in the living room and some papers floating around, but that was about it. The three rooms down the hallway were closed.

She introduced to “Master Miyu” and continued squealing. Pixyteri pulled me into a hug. “See, I told you I really met Anon-chan! Isn’t she so pretty, Master-Miyu!”

Miyu smiled elegantly, “Oh yes. She’s perfect.” Miyu was also dressed in lavender Sugary Carnival. She looked good except for her brown twin falls wig’s bangs covered all her eyes.

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>>5542691

“Um, okay. Thanks. Where are the clothes you wanted me to model. I don’t have a lot of time.”

Miyu sighs and looked me up a down, “Well, you’re all sweaty after climbing that rope ladder. You need to take a shower first or you’ll get the clothes dirty.”

“Oh, okay.” I trusted Miyu more than Pixyteri, she seemed a little more sane. “Where’s the bathroom?”

“This way.” Miyu led me through the studio to the bathroom. “There’s some towels and a hairdryer in there.”

“Thanks. I’ll be quick.” I shut and lock the door behind me

I take an extremely fast shower, dried off, and put back on my bra, underwear, bloomers, and knee socks. I hoped she didn’t want me to wear something sweet, I wore all black undergarments today.

I wrapped a towel around my chest and opened the door. I saw the door to the left wide open so I looked inside for Pixyteri or Miyu. I didn’t see either inside, but the wall was completely covered in candid pictures of me! WHAT THE HELL! THIS WAS A RAPE SETUP!

>>5542693


Freaking out I went to go grab the rest of my clothes and I started to run for the front door.

“Where are you going, Anon-chan?” Fuck, it was Pixyteri. Miyu followed close behind.

“You’ve been stalking me! I’m getting the fuck out of here!”

“You made me do it. You’re the prettiest anon-chan. Like a doll.” Pixyteri cooed.

Miyu wrapped her arm around Pixyteri, and said. “Yes, be our doll, anon-chan.”

Pixyteri’s voice lowered and she started touching her milk sacks, “Have a steamy threesome in lolita with us.”

“NO FUCKING WAY!”

Miyu sighed and ran down the hall, “She’s putting up a fight. Guess I’ll have to get the handcuffs and whip.”

>>5542698
Pixyteri rushed me and pinned me to the ground. I scratched at her face and elbowed her. It did little as she had the natural protection of a thick layer of fat. She ripped off my towel, I pulled out her hair. Apparently she was wearing a weave because a huge strip of hair came out with blood blood all over the ends.

I screamed at her, “You’re a dirty crazy slut. I saw all your shitty ugly cosplay on cgl. You will never be Japanese pop idol! You’re a digusting, fat, delusional nerd!” I kept pulling till she was completely bald except for a single patch of natural hair that was like a mohawk. “You aren’t even kawaii, bitch.”

She let out wail that sounded like a eagle and held her bald head. Her entire face, down to her chin was red. “I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH LOLITA!”

I managed to wiggle out of her grasp and scrambled to the door.

Pixyteri kept screaming, “I’M A BEAUTIFUL CURVY WOMAN! I’M BEAUTIFUL! EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU! I LOOK LIKE A REAL WOMAN!”

I opened it just as Miyu came back with the bondage gear that coorded with her outfit and a video camera in hand. The red recording light is on. “What the hell. Don’t let her escape, my baka slave.”

Tears stream down Pixyteri’s face and the straps of the jsk have ripped, “I’M A MODERN JAPANESE GEISHA!”

>>5542703
I yell as I unlock the door, my hands shaking. “You a fat greasy American. Just like the rest of us. Rot in hell with the US dollar exchange rate!” I open the door and run as they both circle around me.

Pixyteri let out a howl as she dove at the door. “I LOVED YOU! YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE NICE TO ME EVER AT A MEETUP! I’LL KILL YOU ANON-CHAN! I STILL LOVE YOU ANON-CHAN, EVEN NOW! BUT I HAVE TO KILL YOU, YOU BITCH LOLITA!” She managed to catch me by the leg and we booth crash to the ground. Pixyteri starts biting my calf and makes a grab my arm. I kick her in the face and start crawling away. “IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU YOU, NO ONE WILL!”

Laughing, Miyu followed our brawl with the recorder. She cackled, “Don’t worry, even after we kill you, I’ll preserve your body so you can be a perfect doll forever. A perfect clothing hanger.”

I fight teeth and nail with my foe. I felt like a rabbit fighting off an obese rhinoceros. I’ll never forget her demonic face as she continually lunged as me and tried to choke me, but I fended her off as I kneed her in the gut. She groaned and gasped in pain. I don’t know how even now, but in the heat of battle I managed to throw the rope ladder down. I then gave Pixyteri a final boney elbow to the neck, and jumped off the side of the cliff. I managed to grab hold of the rope ladder before I fell to my death a mere five feet from the ground. My knees, hands, elbows, and leg were all raw and bleeding.

I jumped down and ran for my life. In the distance I heard noises that sounded like dying dinosaurs.

Then I woke up from a vivid dream scared as fuck, yet happy at my victory. Sometimes dreams get caught off just when it gets good

>>5542704
10/10
I read the whole thing and was VERY entertained

lmao 10/10

moar PT drama!

anyone else have anything?