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    61 KB Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:11 No.5531308  
    15 pages and no con horror stories thread?

    I am disappoint, /cgl/.

    >Be at local con.
    >Waiting in line in Edward Elric cosplay.
    >Girl next to me teases me about shortness, respond in character. All in good fun.
    >She hits my on the head for some reason.
    >Ow.
    >What the fuck?
    >Tell her to stop.
    >She does it again, thinking it's funny.
    >Ask some other people waitng in line for help on this.
    >Nothing.
    >Can't hit her back because she's got this elaborate dress on and I don't want to make a scene.
    >Can't leave to get security because the line is huge and indoors and I don't wanna lose my place.
    >In bad mood for the whole Masquerade.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:20 No.5531319
    you sound butthurt OP
    but MOAR STORIES I like stories
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:26 No.5531327
    Shared a one-bed hotel room with a bunch of girls once. It wasn't as hot as it sounds; we're all quiet, mousy nerds.

    Woke up Sunday morning and discovered a stale period stain in the middle of the bed. No one fessed up and several of us were apparently on our periods that weekend.

    Never again.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:42 No.5531340
    >>5531327
    just the one period stain?
    WOW! Horror story indeed, that's just kinda unfortunate.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:43 No.5531341
    >Walking around.
    >Shitty Prussia cosplayer asks me to turn around.
    >Naive. Comply.
    >Gets ass slapped.
    >She runs like the wind.

    In my defence, it was only my 2nd con and I was giving her the benefit of the doubt.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:44 No.5531342
    >>5531327
    one time i had a sleepover with this girl who had to go home midway through cus she bled all over her sleeping bag
    stupid hoe
    sage for offtopic post
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:09 No.5531375
    >>5531341

    Well what the fuck were you expecting?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:23 No.5531388
    One time I was cosplaying, wearing a pretty conservative outfit, only my legs and stomach were showing (i had on a sports bra), and this weird ugly guy tried to talk to me, and I was like, uh hi, and I tried to walk away but he followed me for a second and then left. I'm pretty sure I almost got raped.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:23 No.5531389
    One time I saw a weeaboo.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:51 No.5531420
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    Really? No one is dying to share any actual horror stories? Figured we'd have at least one or two new ones after Katsucon.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:56 No.5531422
    Are horror stories really going out of style?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:57 No.5531423
    One time I went to AX Day 0 and waited for a total of 5 hours before I got my badge and concert tickets

    Fuck, I forgot about the concert ticket part. Press only gets you two tickets now so I'm probably going to have to get regular tickets if there are more than two concerts.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:06 No.5531436
    one time i went to an anime con
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:11 No.5531443
    >>5531436

    Aaaaaand?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:19 No.5531453
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    >>5531443
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:37 No.5531464
    >Be a reasonably tall girl.
    >My friend and I decide to cosplay as Sebastian Michaelis (me) and Grell (her) from Kuroshitsuji (both with boobs bound obviously).
    >At con, I have to pee, so I naturally go into the girl's bathroom.
    >Some chick pushes me back out the door calling me a "fucking creepy perv" etc.
    >I calmly try to explain to her that I am in fact female and am just dressing up as a male, you know, COSPLAY?
    >Doesn't hear a word of it, keeps yelling at me.
    >We've drawn the attention of nearly everyone in the vicinity of the toilets, the few people I glanced at for possible help just continued to watch.
    >I start getting angry at trying to convince this rampaging girl that I am of the same gender, before she says...
    >"IF YOU'RE A GIRL, THEN THIS WON'T HURT!" and proceeds to full-on cunt punt me.
    >I keel over in pain before yelling "There's fucking BONE there you idiot!" and returning the favour as hard as I can.
    >She falls to the floor and is crying.
    >No one goes to help her.
    >I straighten up, waddled past her and go into the bathroom to pee like I originally indented.
    >> Enver !!52WOxLC+CKW 02/24/12(Fri)05:58 No.5531485
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    >>5531464
    did it make you have to pee even more?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:16 No.5531498
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    >>5531464

    Good work. I hate stupid shit like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:32 No.5531525
    >>5531464
    >I keel over in pain before yelling "There's fucking BONE there you idiot!" and returning the favour as hard as I can.

    Oh god I actually laughed out loud reading this

    I think the weeaboo horror story thing died after the made-up, exaggerated stories and the "NOT REALLY A WEEABOO STORY BUT..." shit. And after the threads only turned to /r9k/s misogynyfags whining about women asking to be creeped on by cosplaying.

    Now that I think about it, they went out of style around the same time PT quit the internet. Coincidence?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:34 No.5531528
    >>5531464
    This is probably the best story I've heard in a while. Fucking hate people who think no balls means no pain.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:49 No.5531535
    >>5531525
    That, and it's not really con season at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:21 No.5531568
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    >be at first con ever
    >cosplay as luka megurine and my friends are rin and len
    >we get a lot of compliments and take plenty of photos, everything is fine and dandy
    >suddenly a huge group of horrible vocaloids calls us over for pictures
    >they start to make stupid jokes about "raping" rin and len because they're "so kawaii desu!"
    >both rin and len look at me with panicky faces
    >a girl dressed up as kaito suddenly grabs lens arm and starts to write on it in waterproof pen
    >"Kaito-samas shota-buddy!"
    >ohfuckno.jpg
    >a girl dressed up as teto grabs my arm and writes "tetos food >:3" on it
    >both rin and len get the same thing written on their arms
    >we finally manage to get away from them and avoid them for the rest of the con
    >two weeks later, text is still there
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:23 No.5531573
    >>5531464
    I mean intended*

    >>5531485
    My mind set at that point had moved on from "Oh god I have to pee" to "Holy fucking shit my crotch".

    >>5531498
    Cheers.

    >>5531528
    Agreed. I think people should just stop going around and kicking each others genitalia.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:28 No.5531581
    >>5531568
    ...you could have pulled your arm away or something : |
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:34 No.5531584
    >Be 5'0
    >Cosplay Gogo Yubari at a con
    >Was with my friend who went as a Crazy 88 with me
    >Friend goes to see some stuff on one of the tables
    >I get a bit away from him because some people were taking pictures of me
    >Out of nowhere bunch of guys (like 5-6)
    >They all get around me
    >I feel even smaller
    >They start picking up my mace
    >"Careful, I made it myself and it's kind of delicate"
    >Start making jokes about me going back to their hotel room and playing with my mace with them
    >Uncomfortable
    >One of them actually touches and pulls on my hair
    >"Oh so it's not a wig"
    >Even more Uncomfortable
    >My friends sees me and gets me out of there
    >Never leave his side again for the entire time at the con

    This hasn't been the only time an uncomfortable situation like this has happened.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:38 No.5531587
    >>5531568
    >two weeks later, text is still there

    Do... do you not wash yourself?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:40 No.5531589
    >>5531464
    It's fucking sad to think that I could actually see this happening at my local convention, especially when I had a very androgynous lesbian friend who wanted me to help her with her costume bandages in the bathroom one morning and this poor girl walked in and thought she had stepped into the men's room by mistake.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:40 No.5531591
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    >>5531464

    Derishus copy-pasta
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:51 No.5531596
    >>5531591

    I've only posted this story once before so I dunno what you're on about.
    >> Eva Braun !OrYgEquius 02/24/12(Fri)07:53 No.5531598
    >>5531464
    Well she might be a cunt but at least you know you're a good crossplayer!
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:03 No.5531604
    >>5531388
    Fucking bitch, just because he's ugly he's instantly a creeper? If he had been some handsome motherfucker you would have sucked his dick in the middle of the con.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:06 No.5531609
    >>5531604
    Damn anon, you got trolled hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:22 No.5531624
    so 1 tiem i went 2 a con n dis guy was runnin n accidently brushed his arm against my GLROIOUS FEMALE BOOBS an i scremd rape even tho he apologizd it doesnt mattr tho cuz he was uggo lmoa rofl
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:42 No.5531641
    >>5531602
    Random intervantions by good samaratins are how more of these stories need to end. Now it's time to edit your story so that they were actually a two man team and he was only "escorting" you so that he could have you alone in the parking lot.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:47 No.5531648
    >shitty atlanta anime convention
    >be really young and foolish
    >split room with my friends and 1 other random girl i met on the internet
    >hope shes hot
    >hope shes hot
    >hope shes hot
    >shes not
    >disgusting huge fat whale
    >like god damn moby dick
    >ahab would have shit himself
    >she spends the entire con in the hotel room in a corner eating pocky and watching anime on her laptop
    >too fat to move around the con
    >too fat for me to bring jailbait back to the room
    >too fat for OH GOD WHATS THAT SMELL
    >shit stains in her corner
    >ohgodneveragain.tiff
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)11:53 No.5532089
    >>5531464
    Shit this has happened to me before.

    I was England at a con, and I looked honestly convincing like people didn't know if I was a girl or not. So I went to the bathroom and no one really bothered me, assuming that people at cons have enough decency to use the right bathroom. I got a few in character comments like "Iggy what're you doing in here?~" but this one chick ran up behind me and GRABBED MY BOOBS. When should couldn't feel them (binding) she reached for my crotch before I shoved her off and promptly screamed at her. So much so, security outside actually came in because they were worried.

    She could have just asked or something, there was no need to molest me.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)12:15 No.5532177
    >>5531568
    >waterproof
    >two weeks
    Have you ever heard of soap? That's what it's for.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)12:22 No.5532203
    >Dad discovered Anime Expo
    >"Son, you like anime, right?"
    >We go, it's day 4
    >Check out artist's alley, then to exhibit hall next
    >Keep a look out, spot hentai booths in distance
    >AVOID AT ALL COSTS
    >Eventually he sees one
    >"What's that about?"
    >I think for a second, first thing out of my mouth is
    >"Dad, it's like we're in the internet"

    God. Why did I fucking say that?
    At least he took it as a legit excuse though.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)12:29 No.5532222
    I was walking in the woods one day and came across a larp group of young men who savaged me.
    >> Static !u/KkqQFcB2 02/24/12(Fri)12:33 No.5532230
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    Sort of lame, but it's the most recent thing.

    >hambeast Miku in some alternate outfit
    >her wig is badly Sharpie dyed in the front with rainbow colors
    >plays the 'guess who i am' game that all weebs I run into at cons do to me
    >uhh monster high character?
    >no, you're just being retarded, i'm schoolgirl Miku
    >... That's nice.
    >run away
    >be at a booth looking at stuff
    >she starts HUMPING me from behind
    >not that effectively since I tower over her
    >turns around and she's as close as she can possibly be to me
    >mfw
    >> Static !u/KkqQFcB2 02/24/12(Fri)12:41 No.5532248
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    >>5532230
    forgot to add, she added me on facebook and started pestering me. She also attempted to add my sister (who she's never met) and I'm still hoping she didn't try to add my other friends.

    Greentext is me.
    Stalk stalk stalk :DD
    You should cosplay Kyouya (Kyoya) From Katekyo hitman reborn./

    >I've never seen that anime.

    He says Ill bite you to death to everybody.

    >Heh, that's weird.


    Lmao I know this is awkard.. But are you a guy or girl?

    YOU DON"T HAVE TO ANSWER

    I feel bad ;//; I sorry'

    >I'm a girl.

    I'm sorry i didn't mean to offend you i was curious because your cosplay was amazing *Babbles on*

    >Heh, that's alright.

    I feel horriable.

    >No, it's all cool.

    No its not . D;
    Im soryr Now im being annoying.

    >Seriously, it's fine.

    Okay.
    I have infected tear ducts and I had to go get needles stuck in my eye today.

    >D: Um.
    >That's awful.

    It hurt like hell. Now I'm gonna be all screwy on vikadin.


    >Yeah, sounds like it would.

    I just realized Starfighters like a porno anime.

    >Actually, it's a webcomic.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)12:52 No.5532272
    >years ago, dressed as Ed Elric for local con
    >chest bound, whole nine yards, pretty boyish to begin with at this time
    >walking with group, all cosplaying different characters
    >"Kawaii Eddu-chaaaan~"
    >suddenly feel something around my neck
    >have a thing about neck being touched after a car accident
    >go into full adrenaline mode
    >try to escape, end up dropping to fetal position pushing whoever was behind me away as I did
    >look behind me, massive landwhale dressed as something in a kimono
    >oh god what did I do
    >turns out I hit her pretty hard in the chest while she was trying to put a literal dog collar on me
    >not sure whether to apologize, friends berate her for the whole deal, etc.
    >apparently thought that because I was dressed as her kawaii husband, she had the right to turn me into one of those neko things

    >burn Ed costume
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)12:54 No.5532278
    I'm not a big /cgl/ person, I dressed up maybe a couple of times and went to maybe two cons. I have anger issues and I'm an advocate of /b/, so...here we go.
    >Go to con a few years back with a DnD buddy.
    >I see people acting like weaboos and some furries.
    >People horribly dressed up and talking wapanese.
    >Get home to friend's place to watch anime after con.
    >"You know? I wanna watch something AMERICAN. Do you have Die Hard?"
    Yeah I know, going to a con and seeing weaboos that I can't tolerate, I was asking for it...but god damn.
    >> Teh-Vee !BUNNY.UIU. 02/24/12(Fri)12:56 No.5532280
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    Got one from katsucon.
    >In a suite with close friends (all of us are Homestucks so we have strict makeup policies between us) and one friend of a friend we'll call F.
    >Friday morning everyone goes to their photoshoots and shit.
    >Myself and the 3 guys in the room all head back to hotel to grab a bite to eat together.
    >Guy A has to pee and we all change while he does so.
    >Comes back and tells us there's a duce and such in the toilet.
    >"Fucking flush it." But he can't cause there's a tampon in there too.
    >Have to call up hotel staff to get toilet unclogged.
    >We have to wait and try to figure out who clogged the toilet by process of elimination.
    >Narrow it down to most likely F, who is passed out on a bed.
    >Later going to /cgl/ meet chatting with bros, Guy B hands me his phone with Girl B on it.
    >Girl B says there's a problem with the tub now; she's pissed.
    >Go back to hotel room where entire room is pissed. They tell me just look at the tub.
    >Fucking hand print on the wall. Tub caked in greasy grey paint. Counter top covered in grey powder.
    >Spend about a half an hour scrubbing tub clean with Guy C so we don't get charged extra for damages.
    >F comes in at like 2am, baked out of her mind. Tell her she can't stay for the night because everyone is super pissed.
    >Residue was from her Gamzee cosplay. Said we should have called her to clean it up, rather than her cleaning up after she was done.
    >Later found grey hand prints all over the door to the next suite too.
    >MFW

    I'm just glad we got pics of the bathroom so that the girl in charge of the hotel room believed us.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)12:59 No.5532288
    >>5531587

    She said it was waterproof pen. Maybe she doesn't scrub, I don't know?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)13:10 No.5532313
    >>5532288
    Friend of mine had a moustache drawn on his face in permanent marker while he was passed out drunk once. It was on there for at least a week, no matter how hard he scrubbed. It looked faded after a few days, but still fully visible, I guess that might be the case here?
    >> Martyr !7zWLMSsaJI 02/24/12(Fri)13:12 No.5532317
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    I basically had to tell my mom the same thing when she took me.
    > Walking around
    > See hentai booth
    > "Hey, Martyr, what's that? Some of it looks cute, why don't you take a look?"
    > She starts walking over
    > Immediate panic mode
    > "Mom. MOM. MOM, NO."
    > "... Why?"
    > "... T-that's anime porn."
    > Awkward moment of silence
    > Walk away to next booth without saying anything
    > mfw

    Later that day, I tried on a yukata and the woman said "this would be great for a dorm room". I was 13 at the time and my mom told her and the lady showing us the yukata got really embarrassed. It was kind of funny, we told her it was ok. In her defense... She was right. My yukata was the best fucking thing to happen to me at my dorm.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)13:12 No.5532318
    Oh god. Not horror story but it made me rage.

    >planning on rooming with friend and her friends.
    >friend can't make it
    >friends are a couple normal people and varying degrees of weeaboos.
    >bunch of them look like they don't take care of themselves(overweight and pizzafaced, one guy's body is literally spherical)
    >changing cosplay middle of the day
    >start talking to girl in room because she cosplays too
    >girl in the room starts complaining about how she gets no attention with her "handmade" cosplay
    >"I think handmade cosplay should get more attention."
    >Starts rambling about how people who make their own stuff don't get their pictures taken. Starts talking like she's jealous of my cosplays and how I look as I'm actually putting on makeup.

    WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT ALL MY COSTUMES? DID THEY MAGICALLY APPEAR IN STORES FROM THE INTERNET? DID YOU NOT SEE ME UP ALL LAST NIGHT 'HAND SEWING' THAT COLLAR?

    Her costumes were all "my first cosplay" level. I hate when people think cosplayers magically conjure up nice looking costumes and don't realize that most of us put a bunch of money and effort into it, or when people feel entitled to attention and pictures because they spent time on it too. (Can't cosplay be about having fun dressing up and not how much attention you get in 'x' costume?)
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)15:52 No.5532770
    Bump for more stories.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)15:57 No.5532782
    >be 15
    >Cosplaying in a very short skirt
    >fucking stupid and forgot to wear shorts under skirt
    >talking to friend, guy comes behind me, didn't notice
    >starts taking upskirt pictures of me
    >friend notices and chases him down the hallway
    >friend catches him, throws his camera against the wall, destroying it
    >Con security FINALLY comes, escorts guys out, friend never gets in trouble.

    Still grosses me out to think about...
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)16:07 No.5532818
    >>5532280
    Ugh. This is why I'll never room with cosplay Homestuckers unless it's my best friend or people said friend approve of because they're really strict with their make-up procedures. I'm already paranoid for an upcoming convention because this will be my first time going to con since Homestuck exploded and I already had enough touchy-feely weeaboos last year so imagining a lot of them covered in smudging grey paint is making me flip out.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)17:31 No.5533176
    Not really a horror story, just a mild irritation, really..

    But first convention I ever stayed at, I had hit up the card gaming room to hang out with some friends and play Magi-Nation. We were just kind of doing our own thing when this older guy approaches us. Fat, balding, neckbeard, thick glasses, in his 30s or 40s.. Like this is the guy everyone thinks of when they think loser nerd.

    Mind you, I was like.. 16 at the time. None the less, I play a match against him and the entire time, he's going on and on about how he drove so many hours to get here and how he had to go and get his girlfriend from Indiana and all this inane bullshit.

    Then I play against his girlfriend, who is an equally awful hag of an older woman with poor hygiene. She went on for quite a while about a certain card which she claims she designed and sent to the people who make the game. Like that was HER creature. She designed it and drew it and had them make it and they liked it so much that they made it a real card.

    I believe it was meeting these two people that led me to abandon certain weeaboo tendencies. It was a very real fear that I would end up exactly like them, in my 40's, spending all my time and money driving around the damn country to go to shitty little conventions to hang out with teenagers who are disgusted by me.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)19:10 No.5533506
    Why haven't hambeasts learned to shower by now?

    Considering all the fanfare made about it, you'd think they'd take a hint.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)19:17 No.5533526
    Not a horror story, but it's waiting to happen...

    >I am a Final Fantasy fan
    >So is my Dad
    >My Dad hears me talk about conventions I've been to
    >"I will cosplay as Auron with you."
    >My Dad actually looks like Auron
    >He also does kendo, can actually hold a sword correctly
    >He's 40-something and good-looking for his age
    >oh my god my Dad is going to get raped by 15 year olds
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)19:17 No.5533530
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    i went to a friend's sleepover when we were around age 13 and while watching The Ring one ginger who was particularly retarded and weeaboo got so scared she pissed all over the couch. we didnt know what to do so we just flipped the cushions over and made her sleep on the floor

    then later that night in the bedroom we heard a really loud juicy fart and blamed it on the ginger but when we heard it again we followed it to the corner of the room where the cat was shitting sloppy diarrhea all over the wall

    best sleepover ever
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)19:40 No.5533604
    >>5533526
    DO IT
    That'd be so awesome and your dad would have so much fun! I wish my dad would go to cons with me.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)19:41 No.5533607
    >>5533526
    Your dad sounds fucking awesome.

    It's lame how the obnoxious assholes ruin it for everyone, because it sounds like he would do Auron epic justice...I say do it anyway!
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)19:49 No.5533634
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    >>5533526
    I so fucking wish my dad was your dad. When I did adult Rossiu from TTGL I always thought it'd be so awesome to have him cosplay the elder Rossiu from the epilogue with me because he looks exactly like him. Without the hair.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)19:52 No.5533648
    >>5533526

    Picsplz.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)20:01 No.5533675
    >>5533604
    >>5533607
    >>5533634
    >>5533648

    Thanks guys! It'll be a while yet (since I would need some mad investment to make his costume!) but he is up for it. He is a cool Dad.

    No pics since I don't want my father molested on the Internets.

    I plan to be Yuna with him, and guard his ass (and he will guard mine).
    >> Mailman !7Y1DSnDa9k 02/24/12(Fri)20:04 No.5533682
    >>5533675
    Now I'm imagining Yuna bludgeoning hambeasts with her staff.
    Excellent.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)22:33 No.5534170
    Only one thing from Katsucon?

    C'mon guys!
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)22:43 No.5534197
    > late Saturday night of last Connecticon
    > sitting outside with my friends and a few other 20-somethings because the convention center is locked up
    > drunk girl with bleached blonde hair, orange tan and cut-up Spiderman T-shirt stumbles up to us
    > she sits on my male friends' laps
    > she reeks of booze, my friends are super uncomfortable
    > she alternates between "jokingly" insulting/ignoring some of the guys and explaining to the others how pretty she is
    > she plays musical laps and sticks her hand in one guy's pocket
    > might as well not exist to her because I have a vagina
    > her friend finally drags her away, apologizing
    > fast forward to Arisia
    > leaving the ladies room, bump into her
    > she's wearing nothing but a wig, mini-cape, and underwear
    > look her up on cosplay.com when I get home
    > it's her "Original Design Lingerie Snow White"

    I found a cosplay bud who knows her and keeps her around for the lulz. Apparently she likes collecting sexual partners and even tries to get ones with the same/similar names so she doesn't have to remember much.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)23:12 No.5534274
    >>5533526
    Please do this. I won't rape your dad I promise.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)23:27 No.5534309
    well one of my bad experiences at a con was I was out having a smoke in my bioshock Eleanor cosplay and talking to some nice folks when this fucking douch came up to me, grabbed my hips and started intense dry humping me. told him to get the fuck off me (he was drunk who would of guessed?) and his excuse was 'oh sorry thought you were a guy'

    lol what?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)23:33 No.5534334
    Con horror story... This one's less "horrible run-in with hambeast/weeb/creeper/all of the aforementioned," and more just "series of terrible events that all happen on the same weekend."

    Friday:
    >Up late the night before drinking with friends
    >No, that's not terrible
    >6AM alarm because I have to pick up friends in another city for the con
    >Get ready, get in costume, etc
    >Oh yay, I'm on my period
    >Spend entire con exhausted, crampy, PMSing, and generally blah
    >Beg friends that are staying with me to go home at like 7
    >"But we wanted to see this Sonic panel"
    >The panel is at 9

    Saturday:
    >Feeling better, lots of Midol and slept good
    >Having generally good time at con
    >Get invited out to lunch at nearby restaurant with some friends from the con
    >Sure, why not
    >They proceed to loudly quote memes during entire meal
    >Sit at opposite end of the table, pretend not to know them
    >That night, at the rave
    >One of the guys from lunch spends first hour hitting on me
    >He's not creepy or bad looking, but so awkward
    >Fake a phone call and run away like a bitch

    Sunday:
    >Oversleep, driving to con in massive downpour
    >End up rear-ending someone on the way
    >$3000 worth of damage to car I've only had for 3 months
    >Also, phone constantly getting text messages
    >"Where are you, you're gonna be late for the photoshoot!"
    >Get friend who's riding with me to con to text back on his phone saying start without us
    >At photoshoot, can't concentrate, feel like crying, etc.
    >Sneak away to take 5 in the bathroom and calm down
    >"Can I get a picture, Anon?"
    >Force it, try to smile
    >"No, no, do something sexy!"
    >Almost start crying in the hallway

    First and last time I ever went to that con.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)23:43 No.5534358
    >>5534197
    Not only is this a story about a girl creeping on guys, but it's about a girl who at least tries to look attractive in a conventional (HA, GET IT) way.

    I don't know how to feel about this story
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)23:54 No.5534377
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    >He's not creepy or bad looking, but so awkward
    >Fake a phone call and run away like a bitch

    So even if I'm decent/good looking and not a creepy bastard, I still won't get anywhere unless I'm Sean fucking Connery.

    oh lawd
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)00:05 No.5534418
    This is from the last con I went to

    >cosplaying White/Hilda/Touko and Black/Hilbert/Touya with my boyfriend at the time
    >get picture taken a fair amount, comments about how cute we are
    >everything is all well and dandy
    >until
    >walking down a hallway
    >suddenly guy comes out of nowhere
    >hugs me and tells me that he loves me so much
    >runs away
    >wtf just happened
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)00:42 No.5534515
    >>5532317
    Yukata (yukatas, how is that pluralized?) are really cute on girls. My dad just got a few prints and a poster for me because I was too shy to ask for anything else.

    I might as well add in my other "horror" story to keep it on topic.
    >Go to AX 2010
    >Get there a little after 9AM on Day 1
    >Didn't plan out any events, walk around like and idiot with two friends
    >So we wait for exhibit hall to open... at noon
    >Start walking form one end of the con to the other to look at the different rooms
    >Fat friend begins having a mini-tantrum because we're not doing anything
    >"But Anon! We're looking right now"
    >He starts crying

    Haven't been caught dead with him at a con since. I usually fly solo 70% of the time now.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)00:56 No.5534539
    Here's my Katsucon horror story.

    >At Katsucon's Formal Ball
    >Ugly girl asks me to dance
    >Say ew no get the fuck away from me
    >> SlowMope !LQ6XW3vel6 02/25/12(Sat)01:05 No.5534555
    >>5534377
    in fairness, Sean Connery has always freaked me out a bit.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:26 No.5534598
    >>5533176
    In all fairness, I have met some older folks at conventions that are actually completely awesome. I was in the hotel hot tub once and there was a 40-something woman, who I figured was either a parent that got dragged along or she was in town for a reason other than the con and was probably confused by all the weirdos in costume. We end up striking up a conversation, and turns out she was there for the con. And she was a cosplayer. And she liked yaoi. She gave me a lot of wig-styling and other cosplay tips. She knew her shit. And she was as nice and friendly as can be. Polite sage because it's not a horror story.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:30 No.5534606
    Period horror story time!

    >Rooming with a bunch of random people
    >It's me, a cute girl, and seven hambeasts
    >Cute girl and I agree to share one bed and the area from the side of the bed to the back wall, leaving the rest of the room to the hambeasts
    >Friday is fine, no problems there
    >Saturday morning
    >Cute girl is screaming and jumps onto the bed to wake me up, she thinks someone was killed in the bathroom
    >Get up and check the bathroom with her
    >This shit didn't look like a murder scene. It looked like the goddamn aftermath of Asuka's death in End of Evangelion.
    >Both of us are screaming, turn to run
    >Blocked path
    >One of the hambeasts is standing in the doorway, bottomless and bleeding
    >Cute girl faints right then and there
    >I start freaking out
    >Hambeast is holding a bloody t-shirt
    >Size was way too small to be hers, meaning it was either mine or cute girl's. It was a basic white tee so I couldn't tell.
    >Start yelling at hambeast asking her what the fuck she's doing
    >Other hambeasts wake up and start yelling at me for yelling at her, saying she can't control it
    >Don't put up with this shit, call staff and explain the situation
    >Medical attention given to cute girl, and we're set up with a smaller (but free and clean!) room away from the freak society

    A few weeks later the hambeasts tried to peg me with the room service bill it took to clean that shit up. Which was about $2000 if you were wondering.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:38 No.5534625
    >Katsu 2012, so just last weekend
    >Girlfriend and I cosplayed Hina and Eiji from Kamen Rider OOO
    >I didn't have a henshin belt so people just thought we were plainclothes, girlfriend got a lot of 'mori-kei' compliments
    >Halfway through Saturday (only day we attended) this MASSIVE woman in a corset, with pigtails and something that could be described as an eBay attempt at lolita started fawning over my GF
    >Started out innocently, compliments on GF's outfit and hair, gushing about how she loves Mori girls and how she's always wanted to be a Mori girl
    >Quickly got creepy as fuck
    >Woman starts saying things about how she just wants to fuck a Mori girl in an open field
    >Starts graphically describing how she wanted to pull up her skirt and do things to her that I wouldn't even do without permission and I'm her goddamn BF
    >At one point tried picking up my GF and running off with her

    We eventually shook her off and didn't encounter her again, but she pretty much ruined the day for us. Going was definitely worth it, though, because Saturday night we found an Ankh.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:38 No.5534626
    >>5534334
    >Spend entire con exhausted, crampy, PMSing, and generally blah
    >Beg friends that are staying with me to go home at like 7

    People like you are so fucking annoying to deal with. Just because you're feeling like shit doesn't mean you have to make everyone else feel like shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:40 No.5534638
    Downtown Vancouver WA is pretty sketchy, especially at night. At KumoriCon last year, walking from the Hilton to the Red Lion at night was always a creepy experience.

    One night, I was walking with my friends; we're all female, all in our early 20's, and from what I recall, wearing fairly normal outfits. Some hobo passes on us his bike and says "It's past you kiddie's bedtime."

    Another night, there was this strange van that drove by us...it had weird symbols painted all over it, and the windows were all dark. Right as it passed us, it started playing this loud music. Imagine tinny carnival music, or maybe the music an ice cream truck plays, only slowed down and distorted. That was some fuck /x/-level creepy shit right there. After it passed we started walking faster to get to the hotel sooner, and the damn thing was heading back for us again. We broke into a full run and got the fuck to our hotel. It was actually funny to look back on, but dear god. If that was someone's idea of trolling, well played.
    >> RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V 02/25/12(Sat)01:46 No.5534660
    >>5534606
    Haha what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:47 No.5534667
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    >>5534638
    Describe the symbols, if you can.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:48 No.5534670
    >>5534638
    >hobo talks to you
    >he is on a bike
    >NARROWLY AVOIDED DEATH

    It really wasn't that bad. The van thing sounds creepy but Vancouver was not that scary, and there were con people all over the place.
    Did we not attend the same convention? I never once felt unsafe in the area.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:55 No.5534695
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    >>5534660
    I only wish my writing skills were better so I could truly describe what I saw that day.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:56 No.5534696
    >>5534670
    I didn't fear for my life or anything. It was just creepy. And the hobo on the bike was just....bothersome. The way he said it was super creepy, although I realize he was probably harmless.
    >> Fruitbasedfaggotry 02/25/12(Sat)01:56 No.5534697
    Not so much a horror story as a staff derp but here it is:

    >At AyaCon 2011
    >due to shitty planning on my behalf, no cosplay but decide to suit up every day because English = Dapper as fuck.
    >Be quite tall and at the rave, sorta standing near a door not really paying attention.
    >Lift pint to face, feel someone pull on my shoulder really quite hard, spinning me round to face them.
    >"WHAT THE HELL AR.. Wait, you don't work for us"
    >"Huh?"
    >"Sorry, thought you were one of our security staff"
    >"Oh, sorry"
    >Wat.

    I don't think it was the Con staff so much as the Venue staff, probably. : /
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:58 No.5534702
    >>5534667
    I most certainly can not. I don't remember after all this time.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:25 No.5534751
    >>5534606
    Buh...b...period blood?

    I'm sorry but is that shit possible?

    HOW. No, fuck that. WHY.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:33 No.5534761
    >>5534606
    Some women just have awful, heavy periods and there really is nothing they can do about it. She tried to take care of it quietly while you were all asleep, at least give her that
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:40 No.5534771
    >>5534761
    I don't think taking a random person's t-shirt was a good way to go about it, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:43 No.5534774
    >>5534771
    I dunno, if I were hemorrhaging out the vag, I would grab the closest absorbent item. Granted, she was in the washroom so she should have used a towel.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:47 No.5534784
    >>5534774
    Oh dear lord! How old was this girl?? Had she ever had her period before because that shit does not make sense. And yeah, so odd that she used a shirt(that is not hers) over a towel...

    At least you and your friend got out of it pretty nicely. But holy shit, $2000 to clean it up?? I can't even imagine how someone can do that.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:50 No.5534788
    >>5534784
    Sorry for the confusion, I'm just a random anon that jumped in. Maybe it was a freak period, or something. I've never had them in terms of blood volume, but I've had one that has freakishly strong cramps (from my normal debilitating pain to blacking out from pain).
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:52 No.5534790
    >>5534638
    >hobo says something innocent whilst going past you on his bike
    have you ever been to SF?
    I was once berated by a homeless woman while waiting for the walk signal because I didn't have any change to give her
    I didn't even make eye-contact, i just walked up to the curb and stood there, and she evidently started talking to me, but I didn't hear her, and within 30 seconds she had started yelling at me about how horrible white women are and how she should slap my shit
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:54 No.5534791
    >>5534771
    I don't think the person posting the story actually stared at the shirt long enough to judge its size. If they were so traumatized I'm sure sizing the shirt wasn't priority #1.

    I dunno, people shaming women about their periods can get me riled up at times. Young women are so terrified of the tiniest spotting that they wear tampons before their period starts and end up getting TSS and stuff. Then you have guys that have sex, with a condom on, on the last day of a girl's period, and flip their shit over a literal drop of blood when it's on the condom and not even on his dick.

    I totally didn't choose to menstruate. I hate it and I'd love to not do it, but hey, it's a free monthly pregnancy test. I mean, I admit I get unnecessarily upset when someone farts in front of me because it grosses me out and they can choose to do it elsewhere (excuse themselves for a moment). I cannot choose to stop menstruating, nor can I chose the timing, length or flow.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:54 No.5534792
    >at a con
    >sexy as hell Yoko cosplayer
    >wasn't cosplaying myself, but considered going as Kamina
    >regret deeply
    >end up talking to her out of boredom, opening with a compliment to the cosplay
    >end up hanging out the rest of the con
    >says she wants to introduce me to some friends
    >Get it over with quick, doc.
    >immediately assaulted from all sides by legions of hambeasts
    >turns out girl lures men and gets them destroyed by hambeasts because she's a feminazi
    >but I'm not dead
    >and I keep trucking
    >can't be stopped
    >won't be stopped
    >I am the hope of all the universe!
    >Ally to justice!
    >Nightmare for you!
    >awaken as the Legendary Super Saiyan
    >nuke the entire con with a Spirit Bomb
    >go back home and never speak of it again

    What a weekend.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)02:55 No.5534797
    >>5534790
    Seriously, that's pretty innocent. I live in Toronto, Canada. I was once chased around downtown by a bleeding hobo because he wanted my friends and I to rub our hands in his cuts. No thanks.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:01 No.5534802
    >>5534792
    >turns out girl lures men and gets them destroyed by hambeasts because she's a feminazi

    I wish this were real. I want to be her friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:02 No.5534807
    >>5534606
    Listen, I completely understand that it scared you and your friend, that it grossed you out and you didn't know what to do. That part of it is a horror story. But if you're not just spouting hyperbole then that girl could have had a serious medical problem and you're acting like she did it on purpose.

    Would your cute friend still be cute if you found out she had crazy heavy periods and bled all over the bathroom once?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:11 No.5534814
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    >>5532203
    >"Dad, it's like we're in the internet"

    Best explanation for a con EVER
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:12 No.5534815
    >>5534638
    I saw it more as an adventure. An adventure to be undertaken at a sprinting pace whilst shirtless on a hot pink wheelchair, but an adventure nonetheless.
    Maybe being male just makes situations like that fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:22 No.5534827
    >>5534791
    I understand what you're saying, but I'm not shaming anyone about their period. I have had my own experiences as a young girl (I'm sure we all have) but you learn how to deal with it. That's why I asked her age. If she was 20 something, or even maybe 18~19, it's a little harder to understand how something like that could happen because most girls can feel when they are about to start. Who knows though, maybe she was having a serious medical issue?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:25 No.5534833
    >>5534790
    I live in LA (downtown area to be exact) so I'm pretty use to hobos and crazy people. I always lol when AX rolls around because everyone's like "OMG IT'S DOWNTOWN SO SCARY!!!" Honestly, LA Live and the Convention Center are probably one of the nicer parts of downtown. The same goes for Little Tokyo. It's just a couple blocks away from skid row.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:25 No.5534834
    >>5534606
    So the scared cute girl needs medical attention, but the one who bled enough to make a room look like the Tang Sea was perfectly fine? This story looks legit.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:26 No.5534835
    >>5534791
    I don't think there is any 'shaming' going on in that story. If she just had a majorly heavy period and handled it without ruining other peoples items or seriously damaging a hotel room I bet everyone would feel bad for her and never pass along the story. The fact she decided to wander around a hotel room bottomless and bleeding on another persons belongings is the truly gross part.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:33 No.5534845
    >>5534834
    maybe the bleeder was all IT'S OKAY GUYS, I HAVE HEAVY FLOW
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)03:45 No.5534859
    >>5534790
    >>5534797
    >>5534833
    Alright, I admit it. I'm kinda sheltered. I grew up a nice little town where I didn't encounter crazies. Recently I've spent more time in cities and bad neighborhoods, but I'm still basically sheltered, and weird incidents like that probably would seem like nothing to other people. I'll admit to that. Like I said, I wasn't SERIOUSLY scared or anything. The dude was just creepy with how he said it. Vancouver isn't really that bad. The van on the other hand, I think anyone can concede that that's really surreal and weird.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)04:01 No.5534881
    >Be at a local con.
    >Waiting in line behind some shortass, Ugly, Edward Elric cosplayer
    >teased about the cosplayer's height
    >hits the Edward cosplayer in the head
    >was shocked and asked me to stop
    >nope.jpg
    >slapped the fuck out of the cosplayer's head
    >laughed my fucking ass of, as the person was fucking raging.
    >pussy is too scared to confront me, so he asks other people to "sort me out"
    >didn't do shit
    >pussy is mad the whole way through the fucking line as I laughed my fucking ass off.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)04:51 No.5534933
    >>5534834
    Considering that the story ended on a positive note with the free room and whatnot, I think the medical attention may just have been a precaution. I mean, when someone faints so suddenly, you kinda want to get a doctor to check them.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)05:09 No.5534951
    >>5534881
    fatty
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 02/25/12(Sat)05:15 No.5534955
    >>5534334

    Aw, I'm sorry your weekend sucked, anon. I have one of those stories myself. Sorry guys, this one won't be green text. Every time I try to write it that way, it comes out sounding retarded.

    I got my period during a small convention and the PMS turned me into a raging bitch. It didn't help that another one of my friends was also having her period and was acting passive-aggressive back at me. I didn't want to act that way all weekend, so I bought some Extra-Strength Midol hoping it would help. I had never taken it before and I don't know what exactly happened, but my body didn't like it at all.
    After a particularly nasty argument with my friend, I went up to our hotel room to cool off by myself. I took some of the Midol and flopped down onto my back on the bed, only to find that couldn't move. My heart started racing incredibly fast and my throat was as dry as a desert. I remained that way for two hours until another friend returned to the room and found me. He thought I was having an anxiety attack and that the caffeine in the pills had made it worse? But we weren't sure.

    When I recovered, I returned to the convention and sat down with the rest of our group at our AA table. I remember sitting upright, staring around the room and then I remember being on the ground and my friends were frantically shaking me. They said I had fainted.
    My one friend dragged me out to find an EMT...only to find the con didn't have one. Instead, we found a staff member (also a friend of our group) who gave me a pill from inside a ring he wore on his finger. This freaked me out, but it turned out to be a small dosage of Valium. I didn't have another anxiety attack, but I was pretty doped up for the rest of the day.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)05:19 No.5534959
    >>5532280

    Wasn't there a story similar to that where some hambeast Homestuck cosplayer tried to dye her skin grey with markers?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)05:20 No.5534961
    why are all con horror stories about periods?

    like just curious.

    I'm never on my period during conventions though - sooo...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)05:30 No.5534975
    >>5534955

    Jesus. Why didn't you go to the hospital?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)05:34 No.5534977
    >>5534961
    This is /cgl/.
    EVERYTHING is about periods.
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 02/25/12(Sat)05:35 No.5534979
    >>5534975

    My friend said she had demanded to take me to a hospital, but I was begging for her not to. I don't remember saying it because my memory is kind of foggy. I say a lot of stupid shit even when I'm normal, though, so it doesn't surprise me.
    >> God !BrODINgKJM 02/25/12(Sat)05:45 No.5534984
    >>5534979
    O.o. wtf.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)06:03 No.5535002
    >>5534955
    >not keeping valium pills in your ring
    ISHIGGY DIGGY DOO
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)06:19 No.5535026
    >>5534606
    Not doubting you, but how the hell does that even happen? I've had some heavy periods (given, nothing like the atomic-force bloodbath this one sounds like), but isn't the obvious rational course of action to get on the toilet/tub/something that can be easily contained and cleaned up instead of blundering around the room, digging through people's luggage and bleeding all over the floor?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)06:38 No.5535041
    >>5534845
    She can't help it that she has a heavy flow and wide-set vagina!!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)06:39 No.5535043
    >>5533530
    Holy shit I laughed till I cried. Good work.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)08:29 No.5535125
    >>5531340

    Maybe... It was ALL the bleeders collective stain.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:57 No.5535541
    >>5534959

    The one where she ruined a hotel tub?

    Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:04 No.5535578
    >One of my first conventions
    >Just bought some pocky
    >About to eat it
    >Random sailor uniform girl walks by
    >Snatches my pocky
    >Runs away
    >What the fuck just happened?
    >> actingAnon !!UPy/j5h6amD 02/25/12(Sat)13:11 No.5535599
    >>5534881
    you're an ass and deserve to die a slow painful death.
    >> actingAnon !!UPy/j5h6amD 02/25/12(Sat)13:14 No.5535608
    >>5535578
    what con whas it? Anime Friends???
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:29 No.5535648
    >>5535599

    You do realize they're just making a reply post to the OP, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:17 No.5536172
    >smoking in Touhou Reisen cosplay. Some guy slapped cigg out of my hand, screaming that Reisen is sweet and innocent and she doesn't smoke. No, he didn't say that jocularly, he was fucking serious and pissed, that I'm "ruining image of his favourite character". He also said that I'm too ugly to cosplay her. Well, he wasn't very attractive himself, he looked like typical basement dweller, with greasy hair and shitty moe t-shirt.
    Some guys, who were standing nearly defended me and even gave me new cigg.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:19 No.5536396
    >forever ago, super small con in Germany back when anime cons were "new" and cosplay was harmless and cute and half-naked costumes were an absolute rarity
    >two girls crossdressed as Dir En Grey bandmembers perform a skit on stage
    >music plays and they start a "sexy" dance and undress themselves to some extent, opening shirts, lowering their jeans etc.
    >ohgodno
    >they are both greasy, ugly weeaboos and they're really, REALLY fat.
    >they perform a more or less realistic rape scene on stage, in front of little kids and teenagers
    >acne-ridden ass cracks and jiggling unbound fat girl tits before the virgin eyes of 15 year old me
    >THE SCREAMS
    >THE MOANS
    >FAT VEINY BELLIES AND ASS CHEEKS FLAPPING EVERYWHERE
    >they run off the stage and scream VISUAL KEI! pronouncing it "weeshyuel keeeee!"
    >audience commits mass suicide
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:53 No.5536505
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    >>5536172
    >Reisen
    >Sweet
    >Innocent

    I'd put my cigarette out on his flabby arm for not only being a massive socially retarded asshole but also for projecting his moe uguu bullshit on everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:10 No.5537009
    I want to hear more stories revolving around compulsive liar weeaboos/geeks etc.

    I don't have any, but there was a girl I went to school with who was always bragging about how her aunt was the voice of Lara Croft, and how she also did the dubbing for the voice of Lara Croft in the official movies... y'know, the ones starring Angelina Jolie. Yup.
    Also, her dad apparently invented Pokemon, but he sent them to Satoshi Tajiri who stole his stories and designs and never gave her dad the credit.

    Last time I spoke to her was in college when she decided to tag along with my group on our way to the shop during lunch break. We were all swapping amusing sexually-related stories when she suddenly started yelling stuff like..

    >her: OH SEX, SEX! ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT SEX? I'VE HAD SEX, I HAD SEX LAST WEEK! HEY ANON, WHAT'S THE LONGEST YOU'VE EVER HAD SEX FOR!?".

    >me: Erm... I don't know, maybe 1-2 hours?

    >her: OH MY GAWWWDD, THAT'S NOTHING! ONCE I HAD SEX FOR 18 HOURS STRAIGHT, 18 HOURS YUP AND IT WAS SO HAWT AND OHMIGAWD AMAZING YUP SEX SEX SEX

    She also told us that one time she went to the toilet to take a piss and a baby game out. Another time she regaled us of the tale of how lost her virginity to a bicycle.. as it, just the raw pole would normally hold the seat.

    We started avoiding her after that.
    >> Bettan 02/25/12(Sat)20:19 No.5537035
    >>5537009
    Maybe she meant 18 hours with herself?

    >>5536172
    As much as I hate smoking, that's awful, and Reisen doesn't even act all sweet an innocent. Should've smacked his ass and said "you just got beat down by your waifu, faggot".
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:27 No.5537067
    >>5537035

    Thanks for planting that image in my head.
    Appreciate that.
    Yup.
    Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:42 No.5537119
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    >>5536172
    secondary scum
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:46 No.5537136
    >>5536172
    >Getting agitated over a hero who wanted you to stop smoking.

    Lol, drug users make me laugh.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:49 No.5537146
    >>5537136
    What if I came up to you at a restaurant and knocked the burger out of your mouth and onto the floor because it's bad for you? Am I a hero?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:50 No.5537155
    >>5537146
    Not starting this argument, and that anon is an idiot, but eating a burger is only harmful to yourself, whereas secondary smoke isn't some made up conspiracy. It's a bad comparison.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:53 No.5537166
    >>5537155
    What if he knocked the burger out of your hand because the person you were cosplaying as is supposed to be a pure moe waifu who doesn't eat burgers and not because he was worried about your health?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:55 No.5537171
    >>5537166
    The kid was a dick for violating your right to smoke regardless of his reason for doing so, I'm just saying, comparing smoking to eating a burger is the wrong comparison.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:04 No.5537203
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U9RJqqX3E0
    I always listen to this song while reading horror stories thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:24 No.5537278
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    >>5534606
    >Asuka's death in End of Evangelion
    i hadn't watched that yet man, fuck. hope your analogy was worth rustling my jimmies
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:26 No.5537285
    I'm glad these threads are back, I missed them. I don't want to repost any old shit, so here's a fairly benign but still horrible story.

    >Shutocon
    >It's the first year of this con so it's pretty small
    >Chillin' with my bro
    >We're chatting each other up outside while I'm having a smoke
    >It's the usual bullshit, sex jokes about Kamen Rider, why Goku has homosexual tendencies, ect.
    >You know, shooting the shit
    >Then THIS GUY overhears us talking about how gay Starscream is for Megatron:http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/The_Unknown_Autobot
    >He starts talking, completely serious, about how awful it is that we're disparaging the good name of Transformers and how he's going to bust us two "trolls"
    >He says it in a grandiose tone of voice, like how a superhero would talk stereotypically.
    >My brother, myself and the small group of other smokers gathered outside start laughing out loud at this unfortunate man
    >He's fuming and tells us to watch our backs

    I didn't know that people like this really existed until that point. I knew there were IMPOSSIBLE human beings, but I never knew this bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:29 No.5537291
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    >>5537009

    > Take piss
    > Baby comes out
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:29 No.5537292
    >>5537278
    Here, I'll make it even easier: EVERYONE DIES
    And then a couple come back.

    It's almost 15 years old now. Damn, I feel kind of old (but that feeling will pass).
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:35 No.5537312
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    >>5537292
    don't pull that "hey it's old no need to avoid spoiling it" shit, by that logic every piece of fiction which isn't new can be spoilt whenever.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:39 No.5537326
    >>5537312
    You're right. They can be spoiled at any moment. A movie that came out yesterday can be spoiled today. Here's something I learned: to not give a fuck. You've still got the entire movie to watch to get to the end. Oh no, you know people die. Now you're going to have to watch to see how.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:45 No.5537345
    >Katsu 12
    >can't get in rave on saturday until 1:30 am because people kept passing out and throwing up in it
    >I'm just dancing with my friends, 2 guys and 3 girls (imma girl)
    >we obviously are in our own little circle
    >at least 7 guys grabbed me by my hips and pulling me into their junk in my 2 hours in the rave from 2-4
    >ended up grabbing one of their heads and yelling "I'M A LESBIAN" and pushing them off because they put their hand legit around my legs, right under my vag
    >night ended with one of my guy friends having bloodied knuckles after socking another guy in the face for following us around the rave for an hour and a half, and grabbing at a girl who obviously was dancing with her boyfriend

    just what the fucking. less con horror and more just what the hell was everyone on at that rave? I have never been grabbed like that at an anime rave before, even at Otakon.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:49 No.5537368
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    >>5537285
    Even though it's not about Transformers, the guy in your story reminds me of the nerd in this Robot Chicken skit: http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/robot-chicken-taken-over.html
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:52 No.5537380
    >>5537345
    Jesuschristhowhorrible.jpeg

    I feel like a lot of people that interact with other people like that don't have any other social outlets, like the convention scene is the one and only time they interact with other human beings. So, when presented with a mass social gathering of people, especially one with woman dancing, they assume everyone there wants to dance/fuck.

    Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:55 No.5537394
    I have some stuff from katsucon 2012, so this past weekend
    Friday:
    >Hanging put with friends in hotel room, get super hungry
    >Let's order pizza!!!!!
    >Order, hear nothing for 45 minutes.
    >Call the place, get put on hold for 5 minutes, get hung up on.
    >Call back, hung up on again.
    >Fuckthisshit.jpg. Order from Domino's.
    >Call first place, complain like a bitch and say we're not paying for the pizzas if they even show up.
    >Thank god for pizza tracker. Get a call about 10 minutes after the tracker says our food is on the way saying pizza's arrived.
    >YAY!! Friend and bf go down
    >It's the first place 1.5 hours late. Guy calls manager after friend refuses to pay, get the pizzas for free.
    >Domino's arrives on time, get discount since they took longer than expected to show.
    >Commence pizza comas

    Saturday
    >Fai and Chii from tsubasa with boyfriend.
    >Get lots of great pictures, lots of attention for a super stressful costume
    >All going well
    >Taking pics with super awesome photographer friend, got some awesome shots.
    >Posing at fountain, turn around to see creeper taking upskirt shots.
    >Only girl in group of guys, no one else saw it.
    >Rage.jpg
    My chain kept breaking too, so I kept having to fix it and try to keep my super long wig under control. Great day though, as we got lots of good pics, got some great crit from the costume contest judges, and found some awesome swag.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:55 No.5537399
    >>5537394

    Sunday:
    >Revy from Black Lagoon with bf as Benny and friend as Mr. Chang.
    >In line for pony panel, gets moved back an hour.
    >Can't leave, so have friends hold spot while I got get drinks
    >Get back, group of weebs trying to cut line and insulting friend for being a new brony and not reading fanfic.
    >Block the assholes and send them back to end of now super long line.
    >Walking around later, stop to fix boots
    >Drop my guns, and one breaks.
    >Took 20 minutes to fix while some poor guy stood there waiting for a pic.
    >Feels bad man.

    Those were the only problems that went down at the con this year. Lots of good times were had though, and I got to meet some really cool people. It was my boyfriend's first full con, so it was awesome to watch him have a great time and get compliments on his costumes. So fun times were had, and we got some AWESOME pics out of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:56 No.5537402
    >>5537368
    Watch one of his videos, it's pretty much an exact parallel to his youtube channel, and how he talked to us. The way he talked to us, I think he thought that everyone at the con was going to turn on me and my brother, because he had exposed us for the "trolls" that we were, and that he we be rewarded some how in his quest, with some form of currency or perhaps, pussy?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:57 No.5537410
    >>5537155
    It's not a totally made-up conspiracy, but it is heavily, heavily exaggerated. Being exposed to second hand smoke indoors without ventilation on a regular basis can /potentially/ make you sick. Passing someone outside who's smoking will not hurt you. If she'd been smoking inside, I'd tell her to knock it off, but if someone smokes outside, leave them alone.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:59 No.5537419
    >>5537380
    you're probs right, anon. it was just really fucking annoying if you're in the middle of dancing and out of nowhere someone grabs you, and it keeps happening.

    I don't want to sound like 'ohemgee he brushed up against my shoulder and he was ugly rape' or something, but it was completely inappropriate, especially because we told guys to leave and they'd come back.

    I work at Katsucon so I didn't have to deal with a lot of horror story worthy stuff. it was pretty fun for the most part. every horror worthy thing had less to do with anime and more to do with alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:03 No.5537435
    >>5537419
    It doesn't sound like "OHEMGEE RAEP" it sounds like you were inappropriately touched, multiple times. There's a reason I stay in my hotel room or at panels during con raves (i'm male btw), I don't like being around awful people, especially awful people that are going to be all grabby towards women.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:05 No.5537443
    >>5537394
    That kind of happened to me Katsucon 2010, no joke.

    >Sitting in hotel room chatting with friends, whatevs.
    >Knock on the door
    >Friend goes to answer it
    >"Here's your pizza! :D"
    >Friend is weirded out but pays for the pizza anyways
    >Asks if anyone ordered pizza
    >NOBODY ORDERED A PIZZA
    >Find out it's meant for the hotel next door
    >Deliver pizza to hotel next door in costume to a mom & son who aren't involved in the con at all
    >They think we're the weirdest delivery men ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:11 No.5537462
    >>5537399
    You gotta admit, guy had patience if he waited the whole time for the photo. I would have fucked off pretty fast and let you assemble it by your lonesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:11 No.5537464
    I went to a con once. I think that qualifies as horror story enough. Sure I like the video games and the anime but the level of social retardation I encountered was unparalleled. The fat and unwashed roaming the otherwise unassuming hallways of a Hilton hotel mauling tiny people or smacking them with paddles. I understand that we're all nerds but it was like babys first social outing for these people. Then you have everyone vying for the attention they obviously never get, everyone wanting you to take their picture and compliment them so they can go on long diatribes on why they're the best blah ever. I thought that cons would be the perfect way to meet new people, have fun, and combine my love of sewing/crafting with my interest in video games and stuff. But it costs a fuck ton of money and wasn't particularly fun. And why is it that it seems like the vast majority of people have such shit taste?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:14 No.5537471
    >>5537462
    I felt soooo bad the guy had to wait that long for me to fix my gun, but he was super cool about it. HE spent the time broing out with my Benny and Mr. Chang about the show and how excited he was to see a black lagoon group. I sure hope he got a good pic after all that waiting
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:14 No.5537472
    Let me see if I can remember any horror stories that I haven't posted before. I think I have one or two.

    >Second convention I ever went to was one out of state
    >Went with two friends and roomed with their friends
    >Ended up spending most of the weekend alone because mentioned friends knew more people than I did so I got ditched a lot
    >I'm a night owl so I spent most the nights walking around and going to the video rooms to watch the late night movies
    >Video room is pretty much empty aside from two people asleep in the back, the volunteer running it, and the guy sitting in the row in front of me
    >Minding my own business, actually enjoying whatever movie was playing, takes me a minute to notice the guy in the next row has gotten up and come to sit beside me
    >I'm a little socially awkward and I don't like assuming the worst of people at first glance so I don't say anything and just glance at him and then go back to the movie
    >Guy sits there for a few minutes then starts asking me about the movie
    >Had a guy do that with an anime viewing a few hours before, ended up telling him about the band who did the end credits and ended up making a Jrock fan out of him
    >Thinking I'll just make another chat buddy for a bit, I tell him what little I knew about the movie.. which is pretty much just what's happened so far since I have no idea what we're watching
    >Dude doesn't seem that interested and switches to cheesy comments like "You know you're the cutest girl in here."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:14 No.5537474
    >>5537472
    >The line is so cheesy that I can't help but laugh and be a bit of a smartass telling him I'm the only girl in there and the room is dark.
    >He keeps it up with various comments about my looks
    >Eh, I'm not as amused anymore and tell him outright that I'm not interested and that I'm a lesbian.
    >"Oh, that's totally fine. I just wanted to chat. So like.. that means you like girls? No guys?"
    >I just stare at him and tell him yeah, that's what it means.
    >Guy starts asking me what kind of girls I like and how far I've gone with one. Asking me all kinds of personal sexual questions.
    >Feeling really uncomfortable and tell him I don't like talking about stuff like that.
    >Guy is like "Oh well I was just curious. It's really hot."
    >Movie is ended and I really don't want to sit around talking to this guy, especially after I noticed the smell of booze on him when he leaned in to talk to me
    >Tell him I have to go back to my room and squeeze past him to go out into the hall
    >Guy follows me out and grabs me by the arm, telling me he didn't want to be rude he was just curious and wanted to chat to me.
    >Guy then pulls out his phone and asks me for my number and where I live, telling me he lives in town and could show me around
    >By now I'm starting to look around for anyone I can use as a distraction but the halls are empty and I didn't want to be one of those girls, the ones that yell for security just because some guy is talking to them.
    >Tell him I don't have my own phone and I live out of state and I really should get back to my room
    >Guy pulls me closer to show me his phone, not letting go of my arm, and tells me he had been out partying earlier and met some cute girls and asks if I want to go back to his place.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:15 No.5537476
    >>5537474
    >Once again tell him I'm not interested and I have a room with friends.
    >Guy laughs me off and tells me since I'm a lesbian it's not a problem if I come over and we can help each other get some girls to take back to his place.
    >I check my watch and tell him if I don't get back to my room, my roommates will come looking for me.
    >He finally gives in and tells me okay, but since it's so late and the convention is so empty, he'll walk me to my room.
    >I pull my arm away from him and tell him he can't do that because my roomies don't want anyone coming around, especially this late.
    >Guy tells me he'll be quiet and keeps walking with me until we get to the elevator.
    >I really don't want him following me in the elevator and we hear some people further down the hall so when he turns to look, I get into the elevator and press a random button.
    >By the time he notices the doors are shutting and he doesn't make it inside. When the elevator gets to the random floor I get off and wander the floor until I find another elevator and then take that one to my floor.
    >Thankfully I didn't run into him again after that.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:27 No.5537504
    Even though you guys are already there

    >>>/a/61937910
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:49 No.5537587
    >>5537504
    Hah! /a/ is nearly as bad as us with the "Waaah this annoying person talked to meeee" horror stories.

    /cgl/ = Ew this sweaty overweight pimpled guy talked to me about my costume!
    /a/ = Ew this sweaty overweight pimpled girl talked to me about anime!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:04 No.5537644
    >>5534959
    That one was a load of bullshit. turned out MLPfags came up with it to bash Homestuck. Got caught a bit later.
    This one says pics so I'm assuming they'll deliver if asked for them.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:44 No.5537796
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    I don't have any horror stories... I feel like I'm missing out.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:47 No.5537817
    Hasn't happened yet, but will at next Sac Anime-
    friends plan to do Homestuck- oh cool. Larger...(180lbs) and shorter girls decide they want to do prospit Jane and a Feferi. It's going to be horrible.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:02 No.5537898
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    >Cosplaying as Lime (SM X)
    >Waiting for a friend to pick me up to go home after the local con
    >Dumb lady passing by
    >'Uh, is that a costume?'
    >'Noooooooo I dress like this everyday'
    >'Really?!'
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:40 No.5538028
    >Dressed as Sailor Saturn, girl compliments costume and asks for hug.
    >Forget that as Sailor Saturn, I am wearing a ridiculous spiky broach on my chest.
    >Accidentally impale her with hug.

    She was really nice and polite and smelled like apples. D:
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:03 No.5538120
    >Me and brother walking around the store
    >Saw a Halibel (bleach) Cosplay
    >Whistles at her
    >She flashes at us
    >Brother takes pictures
    >???
    >Profit
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:05 No.5538131
    >>5532248
    >Read this
    >Feel insta-rage from the "XD Random" tear ducts story
    >Unfortunately know plenty of people like this, Great guys, awesome girls, stories are annoying as sin.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:09 No.5538140
    >>5538120
    Pics or it didnt happen
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:25 No.5538180
    Anime Milwaukee

    >disgusting greasy fat Grell cosplayer at Nostalgia Critic/Little Kuriboh panel, asks nothing but sensical questions and creeps on the girls in autograph line
    >get dragged to the lolita panel, ohfuck, he's there too, creeping on the lolitas
    >get dragged to the yaoi room, OH FUCK. He's the staff there, eating pizza so loud his slurping noises are louder than the anime, begins to talk about how great/expensive his pizza is and how he won't share with any of us
    >comes to lolita fashion show, describes himself as a "loli-fanboy", ask girls if they're single

    Every time I turned around, he was there, slurping and lisping and creeping.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:36 No.5538195
    >>5538180

    meant to say NONsensical questions, derp.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:37 No.5538197
    >>5538180
    oh dear god i was there and was one of said girl in line....super awkward.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:43 No.5538217
    >>5533526
    Holy shit that's awesome. Wish my dad would do something like that
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:48 No.5538228
    >>5531453
    Why does his hair flicker?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:54 No.5538233
    Not really a horror story... but the first time that something mildly awkward that happened to me at ALA 2012 this year.

    >Waiting for tacos at Maguma's Taco Party... and sitting on a table that is flushed to a wall and the wall also has a little mirror hanging from it.
    >Partying earlier so still a little bit tipsy.
    >Guy friend leaves me for a second since he had things to do and our other friends were at different parties so I was waiting by myself for about 10 mins.
    >Older man comes up to me and is blatantly staring at my chest (if anyone knows me, I don't even really have much there to look at, lol), not even trying to hide it...
    >I cover myself up, and I go out of my way to lean.
    >Then he pretends to be looking in the mirror and fixing himself up.
    >He comes back, and then asks me "how old do you think I am."
    >I reply with "......uhhhhhhhhhh... I don't know?"
    >Con security pulls him aside and asks him if he has a badge to which he responds that he does.
    >Con security really can't do much at this point I guess but I was grateful that they helped me out.
    >Guy comes back and tries to talk to me again..
    >Still looking at my chest area...
    >Guy friend finally comes back.
    >Pretends to be my boyfriend, makes polite conversation with the creepy guy, puts his arms around me and effectively gets that guy to back off/go away.
    >Con security kicks the guy out a few mins later.

    >everythingwentbetterhanexpected.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:56 No.5538235
    Another day at ALA...

    >Friends dressed up as normal Kid Dragon and the other one was hero Kid Dragon from Tiger and Bunny.
    >Guys take pictures of them and try to get them to do yuri stuff because they were "the same person" and it'd be "hot" or something.
    >Friends keep refusing.
    >The guys try to offer them money...
    >Keep asking if I'm a model and insist that I am.
    >lolwat

    I don't have any funny stories like you guys, but I wanted to share.
    >> PS !/4UEpPUF1A 02/26/12(Sun)02:06 No.5538266
    >>5534959
    Why yes there is. Copy and pasting.

    Room with friends for Anime Expo. They have a few stragglers to makeup for last minute drop outs in the room.They don't know one of the girls to well but they need the money. Girl IS probably where the term Hambeast originated as well as a few other words.
    >> PS !/4UEpPUF1A 02/26/12(Sun)02:06 No.5538268
    >>5531308
    Continued.
    (See: Weeaboo, japanophile, fucking retard) We'll call her Tarry.We get to the con Friday night and Tarry is 3 hours late. (This wouldn't have mattered but we had to pay at check in and she hadn't paid yet)
    Get settled in. She throws her stuff all over the room and proceeds to start yaking about her new favorite thing.Homestuck. (A forward, I don't mind homestuck itself, but I hate the fandom.)Saturday rolls around. Tarry is cosplaying a troll from homestuck. (The one with the red eyes and the Libra symbol.)She locks herself in the bathroom. "I need to get into my troll makeup! Don't come in!" 2 Hours later she still isn't done. There are 2 people in the room with Trinity Blood costumes, and my self and my friend have makeup that takes at least an hour to apply. Plus we all still need to shower. (Not that our costumes automatically take priority but 2 hours, really?)We notice a funny smell coming from the bathroom.
    >> PS !/4UEpPUF1A 02/26/12(Sun)02:07 No.5538270
    >>5531308
    Continued.
    Door is locked, and she wont let us in.15 minutes later we start to get really suspicious.Friend decides to shimmy open the door. Her purse and valuables are in there and she needs to go. Get door open.Tarry is sitting in the bathtub, naked. The bathtub is filled almost half way with what we later found out was 70% alchohol and sharpie dye. Bottles and sharpies everywhere.It's all over the walls.On the tile.On almost all the towels. On several articles of clothing and bags in the bathroom. What she says?
    "I was going to clean it up!" BITCH YOU TRIED TO DYE YOURSELF GREY IN A BATHTUB. We kick her out of the room. She pays the $700 dollars in damage fees. She gets skin poisoning/damage from her stupid stunt. Fucking Homestuck fans.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:08 No.5538271
    >>5534977
    I remember reading an archived thread about con horror stories. I don't think there was a single Menstruation story. Are their more females in /cgl/ then their used to be?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:11 No.5538281
    >>5535599
    >Be an donkey
    >Slowly dying a painful death due to disease
    >Still have hope for future
    >Read your post
    Thanks a lot asshole
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:19 No.5538305
    >>5538235
    :3 You're welcome.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:31 No.5538345
    >>5538270
    This right here is why I will never cosplay a troll I'm not into bodypaint/makeup
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:33 No.5538352
    >>5538228
    He's going super sayian?

    Possibly activating his Bankai?

    Maybe he's using some sort of Hair-Alchemy?

    Possibly he ate a Devil's Fruit and he can change his hair color at will?

    It could even be that he is being drawn into the demon's world by Kawaii Neko-kun
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:36 No.5538361
    >>5538271
    >Are their more females in /cgl/ then their used to be?
    /cgl/ has always been 95% female.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:42 No.5538483
    Are there any series, or costume types/themes that sets people off?

    I'll be going in a paramilitary type costume soon, wondering how people might take it

    I don't want a horror story
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:49 No.5538485
    Here is one of my stories /cgl/. Still makes me rage thinking about it.
    >January of last year. Plan large group cosplay with friends.
    >Make new friend, A. Find out that A cosplays
    >Invite her to be part of group, gets cast as main character
    >One of her lifelong dream cosplays
    >excited.jpg
    >Con is in May, start working on costumes early
    >A doesn't let anyone forget how excited she is to be main character
    >by the way, we planned to do the masqurade ln these costumes
    >A doesn't sew, other group members are in diff cities.
    >all sewing/wig work gets dumped on me and other friend, B.
    >B and I try our best, but end up more and more behind
    >Sewing parties every night at my house. A comes over each time. Does nothing.
    >"Can you help with this?" "I don't know how to do it." "We can teach you!" "I don't want to mess it up."
    >wat.
    >Whatever, keep working.
    >Con rolls around. Sewing most of the con in our hotel room. A never offers to help, or even checks to see what we're up to. We have to go out of our way to fill her in.
    >Keep making up excuses for craftmanship judging by saying people were sick since we were not done
    >feel bad
    >dramadramadrama
    >Realize we can't possibly finish. Go to back-up plan. Ask if A still wants to be in masq.
    >never gives direct answer
    >Keep her in, whatever. A seems forced to be there.
    >Win an award.
    >A is proud and acts like a part of the group
    >again, wat.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:49 No.5538486
    >>5538485 cont.
    >After con, decide we will still finish big group cosplay for next con.
    >Although she did nothing, feel like A was really bummed out about costumes not finished
    >feels bad man
    >Summer goes by, work on them, but busy with work, friends, etc.
    >Again, A never helps. Said she'd mess things up.
    >Con rolls around. We decided to save money and stay at A's family's house.
    >Not finished. A says it's fine to work on stuff there.
    >Are you sure? It will be a mess.
    >Says it's really fine. Okay.
    >Working on stuff at family's house. A sits there. A's family is watching. So much pressure.
    >A takes naps, plays with dogs. We are asian sweat shop children working away.
    >Leave con early each night to sew all night.
    >Finally! Hope!
    >Not done, but enough to where it could be worn (with safety pins)
    >Look A, we're done! Hallehlu!
    >"The part of the glove is the wrong color."
    >Excuse me?
    >"It's fine, A! We didn't even notice, so I'm sure no one else would!!"
    "Yeah, but if I saw me I would make fun of my self."
    >A doesn't wear costume.
    >Is that a joke? mfw
    >all those hours wasted. my life. what is it.
    >rage
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:50 No.5538489
    >>5538486
    cont.

    Best part?
    >forget about costumes until this year.
    >A is going to a con soon.
    >Still feel bad for never finishing, offer to finish it once and for all.
    >Okay!
    >I work on it. Con rolls up. Again.
    >Me and other friend try to finish. Have A come over for fitting.
    >A sits and watches as we work. AGAIN.
    >Say what needs to be done.
    >Silence
    >Ask what costumes A is wearing that weekend.
    >Lists 3. Never mentions costume we are finishing.
    >"Uh, what about this one, A?"
    >"Oh, I don't have gloves for it."
    >...
    >"So you're not wearing it?"
    >No direct answer.
    >Oh hale naw.
    >Wait for con pictures to be posted.
    >She never wore it.
    >FHBN3EWHFN4E3WHFNCUEDSGFBHCDNFHNEDSFNCDSHFBNCE

    done with ever helping her with costumes. done.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:01 No.5538498
    >>5538489
    What a hoe
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:04 No.5538500
    >>5538489
    Have you heard of "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me?"

    Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:08 No.5538501
    >>5538500
    I know..... but I just HAD to be stubburn and keep trying, especially since she would passive aggressively guilt trip us :/. At least now I learn my lesson?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:10 No.5538503
    >>5538501
    >>5538500
    Nonsense anon, you were just trying to be a good friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:17 No.5538508
    >>5538503
    Bordering on doormat but at least she learned her lesson. First time, maybe. Second time, a very very very maybe. Third, what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:25 No.5538519
    >>5538503
    >>5538508
    I *was* trying my best to be a good friend, but I ended up just feeling used.


    We have new cosplans this year, but in trying to keep the peace I never cut her from the group so she's now included in the group cosplay... again. I don't know how to proceed without her flipping her shit, because I am not making her costume for her. Also, the rest of the group doesn't have a vandetta against her as much as I do, so I don't know if she would even be out of the group if I tried. fml
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:29 No.5538526
    >>5538519
    Dude just don't make her a costume. If she didn't even wear that costume she was supposedly so excited about then it sounds like you care more than she does.
    Let her figure it out herself if she wants to cosplay with you guys. She's not your responsibility.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:34 No.5538527
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    >>5533526
    can i marry your dad?
    auron is my one true waifu...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:04 No.5538549
    >>5538519
    Just don't make the costume. Tell her straight up, "We're not making your costume." If you want to give an excuse just say "I won't have the time to do it." Let her bitch all she wants. Tell her you made costumes three times and she didn't want to learn. If she says she'll learn this time, tell her "Too bad, when I had time to teach you didn't want to. Now I don't have time." If someone else in the group bitches at you too tell THEM to make the costume for the girl. They'll shut up really fast.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:08 No.5538552
    >>5538549
    Oh and make sure to tell everyone else in the group you aren't making her costume. She won't be able to play some shit like "Anon sprung this on me last minute, now I have no time to make the costume!" if everyone knows way beforehand you aren't doing fuck all for the girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)09:52 No.5538987
    Man, I wish my father looked anything like Greil. Doing Ike and Greil would be the most amazing thing ever.

    Oh well...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)11:07 No.5539150
    >>5537136
    Sorry, but YOU are stupid, sir. That "Hero" wasn't giving a shit about girl's smoking addiction, he was upset that she dared to smoke while cosplaying his "waifu". It's as good as assaluting people who laugh while they are dressed as serious character. Because thay "dared to act out of character".
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)12:26 No.5539353
    >First con.
    >Friend is crossplaying.
    >See him across the con talking to a group of people I don't know.
    >Sneak up and grope him from behind.
    >It's not him.
    >It's a real girl talking to her group of friends.
    >My friend is behind me with my group laugh there asses off.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)17:01 No.5540252
    >right before Otakon friend asks if him, his girlfriend and his friend can stay in my room
    >tell friend beds are taken, but floor is open
    >he agrees
    >driving from Massachusetts to Otakon
    >three-car convoy
    >driver of third car (last minute friend) doesn't hit his breaks in time, sends middle car into first car and first car into back of truck
    >massive damage, have to get cars fixed before we can even finish the drive
    >get back to hotel room
    >last minute guy and his girlfriend strip to their underwear and get in bed together
    >tell them they agreed to sleep on floor, argues that he had a rough day and deserves a bed
    >other people in hotel room don't like confrontation, leave me alone to defend my right to have a bed in my own hotel room
    >leave to try to walk off the anger
    >come back and sleep on floor

    Next day

    >find out that while I was walking my last minute friend called our other friends that were gonna be at the con and lied to them about all sorts of awful things I put him through, like insulting his girlfriend and hitting his car
    >one friend had commissioned me to make her costumes
    >he talked her into taking the costumes, then saying they were awful and keeping them without paying
    >bawl my eyes out in the middle of Otakon
    >try to call friends for help but they're too afraid of creating drama and confrontation in the room, so they'd rather pretend it's not happening
    >cry myself to sleep on the floor of my own hotel room every night

    I only still talk to one of those people, and that was because he apologized and actually started booking the room himself
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:34 No.5540632
    >>5540252

    J-Jesus christ. Did you ever get your money?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:45 No.5540668
    >>5540632
    nope.jpeg
    She later apologized about 2 years later and was like "Yeah, that guy called me and told me you'd be awful to him. I didn't find out til later he was full of shit."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:47 No.5540675
    Years ago at a convention, I had my wallet stolen by a crazy chick. This is that tale.

    >Con in '09, don't remember which
    >Cosplaying Lavi from D.Gray-man
    >girl asks me for a hug, I oblige
    >Fast forward about ten minutes, I need my credit card for something and I go to get my wallet from my back pocket
    >IT'S FUCKING GONE
    >Only person that touched me since the last time I got my wallet out was the girl I hugged
    >Go on manhunt for teenage weeb
    >Find some of her friends, question them as to the girl's whereabouts
    >they're very reluctant to explain the whole situation, get the feeling there's an elephant in the room when it comes to this girl
    >One girl tells me where to find her
    >Finally find the girl
    >She's sitting on the floor, I use six feet of height to my advantage and rip her a new one until she gives the wallet back
    >She tried to claim she didn't have it at first, finally took it out of her bag and handed it back
    >Nothing was stolen, thank god, but I reported her to security for good measure

    That's not the really fucking crazy part, though.

    >One of her friends finds me later in the day
    >Explains the elephant in the room about the girl
    >Apparently she really thought I was Lavi
    >She thought she REALLY WAS her D.Gray-man OC, who is this super amazing thief that becomes and Exorcist because she stole from Lavi
    >Stole the wallet from me to prove that she could so she could become an Exorcist

    I mean, honestly. What the actual flying fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:47 No.5540676
    Where the fuck do you meet these horrible people? And is it me, or half the people that go to cons are just awful creatures that should be lined up and shot, for the sake of humanity?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)18:58 No.5540701
    >>5540676

    By chance. They're the wee vocal minority.

    And it's probably a good idea to room solo, I guess. Hambeasts are shitty roommates.
    >> actingAnon !!UPy/j5h6amD 02/26/12(Sun)19:18 No.5540755
    >>5538281
    ok. I Lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:18 No.5540756
    I didn't get to tell this in a con horror stories panel today, so I'll share it here

    >waiting in line for ferris wheel at Atomic Lollipop >wearing lolita with friends
    >guy waiting in front of us says he's the odd one out of his group
    >asks for someone to ride with him
    >seems like a nice, normal guy, so I say yes
    >we walk up to get on
    >right as I'm getting on, he lifts my dress and petticoat all the way up and looks underneath
    >luckily I'm wearing bloomers
    >I'm shocked and horrified
    >get on the ferris wheel with him anyway because I make poor life decisions
    >awkwardest 10 minutes of my life

    tl;dr just always wear bloomers.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:23 No.5540771
    >>5540756
    Bambi?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:23 No.5540772
    Finally remembered another horror story from my early years at conventions. This is about my first stalker. Typing as I go so I'm a bit slow.

    >Biological father is typical dead-beat dad, only shows up every few years to try and bond and be a real father and daughter.
    >One year father offers to let me come stay with him for a few weeks during the summer and mentions the local anime convention since he knew I liked them
    >Figure hey, if I get a free convention trip out of it, I might as well.
    >Since I've never been to that convention before and none of my friends attended I started posting on the convention's forum
    >Wanted to go as Michiru from Sailor Moon for silly reasons, like being a recently outed lesbian and having a crush on Haruka types. Blonde hair, tall, tomboyish, etc.
    >End up meeting a girl that seems nice enough, it's her first time going to that convention as well and she's a fan of Sailor Moon.
    >We swap messages back and forth promising to meet up and even go to the dance together. I don't flirt or show any signs of even liking her like that, just think she's cool and someone I'd hang out with. I also don't think anything of some of the stuff she says, thinking she just considers me a friend as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:25 No.5540780
    >>5540771
    I'm not bambi, but she was actually with me when it happened
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:32 No.5540800
    >>5540701
    >Hambeasts are shitty roommates.

    Obese people have no self-discipline and can't adhere to basic social norms about eating. How can you expect them to behave like adults at a convention?

    I only room with skinny people and mild chubsters and I never have problems.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:36 No.5540809
    >>5540772
    >We start discussing cosplay and who we're going as, I tell her I'm going as Michiru in her school uniform.
    >"Oh Anon that's awesome! I was going to be Haruka!"
    >Girl really doesn't look anything like Haruka, is also shorter and younger than me, but I figure it would be pretty cool to cosplay together
    >Agree to cosplay with her, and for the next few weeks before the convention she posts around about how excited she is to be meeting "Michi-chan" and cosplaying with her...
    >Ask her who Michi-chan is and she explains that since I was going to cosplay Michiru, she thought it would be cute to call me that.
    >It really doesn't bother me since I was going to cosplay Michiru and all, I figured she was just using it to help identify me when she posted since that was the only costume I was wearing that weekend.
    >She asks me to call her "Haru-chan" and I laugh it off a bit but to humor her, I call her Haru-chan.
    >Convention is getting closer and then my father decides that I can't come over after all since his new wife wanted to go on a roadtrip that month down to the beach.
    >I'm really bummed out and tell Haru-chan that I can't go and she's equally as upset.
    >Since we only live a state apart we decided to keep chatting anyway, figuring we'd bump into each other at a convention sometime
    >Only a month or two later when I come home from school I have several messages from her waiting for me, even though she has school too.
    >They're mostly about her day and what she's up to but by the second month they're turning more towards her thoughts on me and saying she daydreams about me in class and stuff.
    >She knows I'm a lesbian but up until now I assumed she was straight.
    >> Roomate from hell Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:40 No.5540818
    This story could have been a lot worse.

    >Invite a guy who's twice my size known to drink and party to room with me.
    >Guy arrives late Friday night but sober.
    >Help him get a room key and to registration and then I go off to a panel.
    >Two hours later another roommate texts me that this guy is out of his fucking mind.
    >Get back to the room, asshole is gone, and everybody is terrified.
    >Turns out in two hours this man was wasted on beer and shrooms.
    >Guy comes back puking in the hallway, I confront him outside the door, demanding he leave.
    >Surprisingly, after a lengthy conversation, he relents, leaves and forfeits his key. Situation diffused.

    I hope he died from the obvious overdose he had, because I'm never doing a hotel con again after Anime Boston because of this.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)19:51 No.5540837
    >>5540809
    >Come home one day and I have even more messages than usual from her
    >It's mostly fumbling and awkward writing leading up to admitting she has a crush on me and she might be bisexual because of it and she'd like to be my girlfriend.
    >I'm not interested in her like that, plus she's a few years younger than me so not my type. I just don't like the idea of dating someone when it feels like I'd babysitting them.
    >I message her back and try to be polite, explaining that because of the differences in our age, the distance between us, on top of us never even meeting in person.. I'm not interested.
    >I admit I was a bit of a jerk by also implying that she was probably just going through a phase brought on by her crush and she probably wasn't really interested in girls since she hadn't shown any interest in girls she saw at school, only one she talked to online.
    >She got really upset and tried to explain that she really did love me and I was so nice to her, why didn't I love her back?
    >After that she didn't message me for awhile and I sort of forgot about her for a while because another convention was coming up in two months that I was attending.
    >Really shouldn't have let my guard down..
    >> Benadryl 02/26/12(Sun)20:04 No.5540871
    > Dress up like Robin for a comic convention
    > Some hot woman dressed as poison ivy wants to take a picture with me.
    > Of course I comply
    > As soon has her friend takes the picture she slaps my ass
    > Slaps it hard
    > As she walks away she makes a comment about how batman is a pedophile and I should team up with her when I'm older
    > I felt both violated and aroused

    > There's someone out there with a picture of me getting my as slapped and I'm probably making a really embarrassing face
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:06 No.5540875
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    >i will forever have the image of robin making this face in my mind
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:12 No.5540890
    >>5540837
    >Went to the convention and didn't really notice anything odd but then again I wasn't really aware that I should have been on the look out for anything weird.
    >When I get back home after the convention I have emails waiting for me, from Haru-chan.
    >I'm completely puzzled as to why she would email me after our fight
    >The email is short but enough to freak me out to the point where I had to IM a friend to get them to calm me down.
    >Haru-chan hadn't forgotten about me like I had about her. She had been following my activities online because I used the same screenname for all my fandom stuff.
    >She had seen that I was going to that convention even though it was two states away for me and three for her, and had actually talked her mother into letting her go with friends.
    >She told me that she had spent the entire weekend looking out for me while hanging out with her friends and at several times seen me walking around with my friends.
    >At one point she had confessed to seeing me sitting by myself in the hotel lobby on Saturday morning, where I had gone for my morning coffee, and had spent over a hour watching me and said she had been too shy to come over to me
    >The entire time she still referred to me as Michi-chan and had kept rambling on about she was sad that I hadn't dressed up as Michiru when she had brought her Haruka costume to surprise me but now that we were talking again, we could cosplay together at the next convention.
    >I get completely worked up and tell her off, saying she's a stalker and I didn't like her and I never would.
    >I don't get a reply but months later I get one more email from her
    >Haru-chan smugly tells me she's found herself a girlfriend from her anime club and that she's a better girlfriend than I would have been, and shows me a picture as 'proof' of it.
    >lolokay no loss on my end

    And this is why I don't date younger girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:49 No.5541030
    I do hope you'll find a /co/splay horror story acceptable, my friends. Might be a tad long:

    (1/2)
    >Be kinda chubby
    >Decide it would be a hoot to go to con dressed as Blue Beetle along with friend cosplaying Booster Gold
    >Walk around, pose for pictures, yadda yadda
    >Suddenly: INHUMAN, PTERADACTYL SCREECH FROM THE FIERY BOWELS OF HELL
    >Scrawny-as-fuuuuck girl comes charging up to us, gushes over how cute we are, and follows us around for 20 minutes asking for a "yay-oy" pose.
    >I wish to god I were making that pronunciation up.
    >We're bros, figure we'll humor her, we lean in like we're about to make out
    >Snaps pic. INHUMAN PTERADACTYL SCREECHES OF GLEE.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)20:58 No.5541097
    >>5541030
    (2/2)
    The Next Day:

    >Friend and I meet up to go to a general comic-themed shoot in a park
    >It had rained the night before.
    >Park where the shoot was supposed to take place now a swamp; decide to move shoot back to hotel
    >On the way back we hear THE FUKKEN SCREECH again
    >Turn just as girl from yesterday leaps at us with terrible speed for some glomping.
    >Tackles us both, all three of us go down hard in the mud. Her elbow cracks my goggles and gives me a black eye, friend gets a pretty badly split lip from her bony ass.
    >She runs off giggling
    >Costumes are shitfucked, end up staggering three blocks to hospital to get friends lip sewn up in wet and muddy spandex.

    On a happier note, the one ER nurse was a total bro who turned out to be a pretty big comic fan and took our picture.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:10 No.5541161
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    Why don't you press charges!?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:14 No.5541183
    /cgl/- periods and lesbians
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)21:16 No.5541194
    I went to a convention and no one held up to my standards of perfection, so I went to /cgl/ and called everyone fat and ugly.

    The end
    >> Voodoo !!G/GzM4avlL6 02/26/12(Sun)21:31 No.5541252
    >>5531584
    Did you happen to be at Megacon?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:29 No.5542002
    >>5531308
    i guess ill shear some...

    >way way back in the early 2000's
    a little 15 year old me at one of my first few cons dressed as Sephiroth, having a good time
    > girl and her boyfriend came up to me and started a little conversation about FF7 and having an alright talk when about 25mins in the girl ask if she could have a hug
    >now they know my age and they told me they where in there early 20s
    >i was like ok seeing there be no harm sens i been getting a lot of hugs and what not all day
    >gets squeezed to the point where i cant breath than she drops to the ground hugging my legs so i cant move and starts to hump them wha'll her BF took pics.
    >i freak out and yell at her to stop
    >she didn't
    >no one would help me get her off of me
    (there where only a few people in the hall and no con staff)
    >takes sword and crack it over her head and run like hell
    >finds my dad and stay with him the rest of the con
    >luckly didn't see them agin
    >get home and thinking i had fun, that one thing was freaky but i could laugh about it now
    >i go to put costume up and see that there is a perfect red kiss mark on the back of my armor
    I cant begin to tell you how scared i was when i saw that...

    Story two
    >few months later at A-kon (don't remember witch)
    >siting in line with friends waiting for the cosplay contest
    >my friends start to yell about something and saying omg like look its _____(i cant remember who it was i though i was going to see)
    >instead of seeing something i wanted to see i almost slam my face into a 300 pound Felicia from DarkStalkers ass
    >i could see her fur thong slowly getting sucked in between the folds
    a image witch still hunts me to this day
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:39 No.5542045
    >>5538180
    I saw this guy too! I was in lolita and we were deciding where to go next and he was getting on the elevator to get to the autographs. At first he said he just liked my outfit. Then he said he really liked lolitas and went on about how sexy they were. At least he realized how creepy he was being because then he said, "I better stop before I go any further with that." He sounded disappointed we weren't going for autographs and that we weren't going the same direction as him. That's the only time we saw him. It was my first experience with any sort of creeper at a convention, and while it wasn't bad at all (more funny than anything), I just wanted to let you know you're not the only one who ran into him!

    What did you think of the fashion show? I was in it and I've never been to one, so I don't know what it was like from an audience point of view.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:43 No.5542347
    >>5542002
    >wha'll
    Do you... do you mean while?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:01 No.5542402
    >young
    >first con
    >9:00 con is closing down
    >waiting on the hill for my ride home
    >looking at other cosplayers going home
    >see a group of stoner/emo looking of guys
    >they circle lapdanse around their friends
    >their friends are naruto cosplayers
    >oh my fucking god please dont come to me please dont come to me please dont come to me
    >THEY COME TO ME
    >they reek of drugs
    >"hey, anon how are you?"
    >"p-pretty good."
    >"hows school?"
    >"its okay..."
    >"first con?"
    >"y-yeah..."
    >"pretty dope man, see you next year"
    >NEXT YEAR? OH GOD
    >*one of the stoners hugs anon randomly*
    >they smell like absolute shit
    >they go back over to their friends
    >worst experience ever as a child
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:09 No.5542426
    >>5534638
    not all of Downtown Vancouver is scary at night.... Just that area ^_^
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:10 No.5542430
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    >>5542402
    So it was a horror story because people talked to you and acted nice? What.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:12 No.5542439
    >>5542430
    Frank in Donnie Darko was nice, but he was fucking scary as shit. See the resemblance?
    >> TK-421 02/27/12(Mon)02:15 No.5542444
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    > Sakura Con 2010
    > at a bar enjoying an Arrogant Bastard Ale
    >wearing my bad ass Utilikilt that day
    > a huge group of weeboos enter, Naruto, FMA, One Piece, the whole 9 yards of anime
    > I am standing because all the chairs were taken
    > the group admires my awesome Scottish swag.
    > ask me how it is, the cost, where I got it, ect...
    > from around my back a feel a draft
    >This rule 63 Naruto lifts up the back of my kilt showing my bare ass to the entire bar
    > the girls of the group scream
    > "OMG HE'S NAKED UNDER THE MAN SKIRT!!!"
    > I put down my Ale and look at the girl after slap my kilt out of her hands
    > I put on my best, thickest Scottish Accent I could do.
    > "Now hold on da Lass! If it's me willy ya
    afta ya best get to the back of the line an wait ya turn!"
    > She goes beet red from embarrassment
    > everyone laughts
    > the group of weeboos leaves about 20 seconds later
    > As she walks out of the bar I raise my glass in the air and yell "Remember Lass, the Kilt is always open!"
    > entire bar is in stitches
    > It takes a man to be wearing the kilt.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:21 No.5542456
    >>5542444
    you are my hero
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:24 No.5542466
    >>5542439
    Yeah stoner emos sound terrifying.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:29 No.5542474
    >>5542466
    I was a kid, give me a break.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:42 No.5542506
    >>5542444
    sir, where ever you go, or what you do, you have my sword.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:47 No.5542519
    >>5542444
    I'm screen capping and saving this.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:59 No.5542557
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    >>5542444

    You're the best
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:15 No.5542588
    >>5542444

    Kilt-bro fist

    I fucking wear mine whenever I can. They make you feel like kicking ass
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:17 No.5542589
    >>5534625
    >>5534625
    >>5534625
    >>5534625

    Hey anon that Ankh wouldn't happen to be silver by any chance? Cause my friend she was cosplaying Death lost an Ankh!
    >> Lexus !2LT76ByitY 02/27/12(Mon)03:23 No.5542598
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    Anime Boston last year was absolute hell for me. Only reason I'm going back this year is because I'll be with a completely different group of people. Here are just some of the highlights of that magical weekend:

    Friday-

    >Wake up early that Friday morning for the ride down, feel like shit not long after getting up
    >Try to shake it off; We have like five people in the car and need to get going
    >End up puking three times during the four hour drive to Boston because of some cheap ass Slushy I had at midnight
    >Finally at con, chill with friends, yay!
    >Go to photoshoot with a friend, outdoors and windy
    >Con Badge magically unties itself from my belt and blows away, never to be seen again
    >Forced to spend hard earned cash on a new badge

    Saturday-

    >First thing in the morning, crazy ass bitch flips a shit on her girlfriend
    >Whole room is tense as fuck
    >So stressed I forget to cram something down my throat for breakfast before leaving for a photoshoot
    >Get to photoshoot that I have no idea where I am. Start overheating in my cosplay and feeling lightheaded from lack of food
    >End up nearly having a panic attack as I find my way back to the hotel AS FAST AS FUCKING POSSIBLE
    >Inhale goldfish while one friend helps me calm down
    >Go to lunch with roommates; everything is still tense as fuck
    >Attempt to go to another photoshoot; Overcrowded, the organizers were total dipshits and had con staff yelling at them, and my character never even got called
    >End up spending the rest of the day with another friend not even in our hotel room, feeling like a miserable piece of shit

    I think I blocked Sunday out of my memory because it was just that bad... Really the only plus of that weekend was meeting one pretty cool dude who I ended up staying in contact with.

    >MFW my friends ask me why I don't go to the big photoshoots anymore.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:43 No.5542620
    >At artist alley selling my art
    >Friend stops at my table to rest since she's tired of walking all day
    >She's dressed up in a sexy wolf furry outfit
    >Is a hot, tall blonde
    >Found it funny to sit on her knees by my table like a dog, paws in front and tongue out
    >Tie her to my table and put a sign on her that says "free with purchase of EVERYTHING"
    >Get lots of pictures and people jokingly asking to buy her
    >One guy comes up to her with his friends
    >Asks what she would do if he bought her and tells her he and his friends just want to have some fun with her for one night
    >Actually comes up to me with his credit card asking how much for everything
    >Still thought he was kidding so I play along
    >Starts calling his friends when I name a price that was over credit card limit
    >Leave artist alley to meet up with friends to decide how to split cost
    >Good thing this was near end of day
    >Me and my friend pack up from AA and GTFO before he actually comes back with the money
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:51 No.5542639
    >>5542589
    This made me giggle hard

    oohhh, anon. I'm not that person but that Ankh they're talking about is a character from the series they were cosplaying. Fabulous bird guy with a funky lil flying fap hand.

    Thanks for the mental image and the giggles it inspired, anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:19 No.5542718
    >>5542444

    You sir are fucking awesome.
    >> Screen capper !7yAKYwwPnI 02/27/12(Mon)04:39 No.5542784
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    there we go
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:42 No.5542794
    >>5541183
    and hambeasts!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)07:14 No.5542966
    Why do so many /cgl/ threads make me think of the following.

    http://youtu.be/HDOykb7WJz0?t=1m23s

    NSFW
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:16 No.5543164
    Not so scary but still.
    >Me crossplaying as Heiwajima Shizuo with my best friend as Izaya walking around the con.
    >Sudden squeal from the distance "Shizuuu-chaaaaaaaan!!!"
    >Slowly turn around to be glomped by weaboo girl.
    >Girl bear hugging me and rubbing her face against mine.
    >She starts complimenting how good I look and saying how much she loves Shizuo.
    >Myself keep saying 'Thankyou' repeatedly
    >Out of nowhere she just picks me up and runs away
    >I'm totally shocked and don't react, neither does my friend
    >After a few seconds I finally react and kindly ask her to put me down, my friend reacts too and runs after
    >Girl puts me down giggling. 'Sorry Shizu-chan, I just wanted to kidnap you and take you home'
    >Bearhugs me and run away.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)11:49 No.5543205
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    >at cosplay
    >dressed as erica hartmann
    >another girl dressed as luccini
    >thought it would be funny to pull my underwear down and pull it back up real fast
    >when she pulled it down it got stuck on my shoes and everyone saw my va jay jay
    >embarrassedly hurried out of main hall into women's bathroom
    >my girlfriends still laugh about it to this day.
    >there is a pic of my va jay jay on one of these sites with my surprised look on my face.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:01 No.5543229
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    This is me in my uniform.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:01 No.5543232
    >>5543205
    Requesting pic.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:05 No.5543238
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    >>5543232

    Yah that is me
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:07 No.5543242
    >>5543238

    he meant the vaJay jay pic silly
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:07 No.5543243
    >>5543238
    Hnng. Ok how 'bout the one you were talking about? Please.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:26 No.5543278
    >>5543238
    That's pretty cool, mind posting more?

    No need to post your vagina.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:33 No.5543286
    >>5543205
    You are a disgusting person.

    >>5543238
    Is that a paper MG? Why are you holding it like that? That's not "trigger discipline".
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)12:36 No.5543289
    >>5543286
    as long as your finger is off the trigger, it's valid
    larger weapons are special in that you can transport them in more ways without it looking completely stupid
    >> Lexus !2LT76ByitY 02/27/12(Mon)12:54 No.5543311
    My horror story got deleted? wtf?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)13:43 No.5543407
    Erica cosplayer, you're on my good list.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:31 No.5543534
    Not specifically con-related, but cosplay-related:
    >at work at GameStop
    >girl comes in, starts looking around
    >I approach her and ask if she needs anything
    >she gets real wide-eyed when she makes eye contact with me
    >"I KNOW YOU."
    >"uh.... well I don't know you."
    >"YOU COSPLAY."
    >"uhhh....yeah, I do."
    >"YOU'RE [COSPLAY HANDLE]!"
    >[no response]
    >"I LOVE YOUR COSTUMES. YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE COSPLAYERS."
    >at this point I'm kind of flattered but kind of weirded out because I don't consider myself well-known at all
    >she starts asking innocent enough questions, like favorite show, favorite games, etc
    >quickly spirals into really personal questions about my family and boyfriend and sex life
    >stays in the store for TWO HOURS interrupting my work and asking me these things
    >eventually ask her to leave when we're going to close
    >WAITS OUTSIDE THE DOOR FOR ME
    >I call security and have her escorted out since the mall was closed
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:46 No.5543560
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    >buy my own hotel room for once
    >determined to get some sweaty consex
    >meet some cool chicks
    >night winds down they invite me to THEIR room
    >"fuck yeah definitely getting laid tonight"
    >spend the night with them
    >no sex not even a kiss
    >i even gave the one i was trying to fuck a backrub
    >return to my hotel the next morning for checkout
    >realize i didn't even book at the convention rate
    >spent $300 to spoon with a 5/10

    at least i saw her there next year and she seemed way lonelier
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)14:50 No.5543565
    >>5543238
    >>5543229
    I know this girl (in the pics) and theres no way thats you. Nice try bby.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)15:43 No.5543714
    >Walking around in dealer's room with friends
    >Wearing Lammy cosplay
    >Middle aged man comes up to me and says that he's a masseuse and says he would give me a massage for $15
    >Immediately say no
    >Walk away as fast as I can

    I guess I'm sorta lucky that's my only "horror" story I have
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)15:53 No.5543741
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    >>5542444
    I want you to be the father of my children.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)16:31 No.5543899
    >>Be fat Akon in Dallas
    >>First con, first cosplay (Dan Hibiki, not important)
    >>Decide to check out the Manga Room
    >>Somebody says, 'This is an excellent Manga (pronounced it Main-guh)
    >>Some punk kid in a Poke'mon trainer cosplay shouts, 'it's pronounced Mawn-guh, stupid!'
    >>Watch as grown ass man starts to yell at punk kid, and he's dead fucking serious.
    >>Paragon kicks in, and I try to break it up.
    >>Get punched in face
    But there's a goodish ending!
    >>Strike back, shout 'GADOKEN!'
    >>Knock guy out
    >>Leave knowing that man has to live with the fact that Dan Hibiki kicked his ass
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)16:45 No.5543948
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    At Otakon something rather bored out of my mind. What do yo do when all of your friends except for you are cosplaying? Feelslonely.jpg Friend that's con staff or w/e finally gets off shift. "Fuck those assholes lets do something."
    What do we do? We hit up the cosplay burlesque show. "Anon you're 18, right?" fuck yeah newly christened adulthood.
    Both of us manage to get in like halfway through the show into some shitty seats way off the side in the back. People keep getting up to leave so eventually we just bump ourselves into a rather scarce area with a slightly better view. Is that Link stripping with some green pasties I see? Holy shit yeah.
    And then the final attraction. Tetris titties! This had to be the most exciting strip tease on the east coast holy shit people were going bazonkers.
    My friend and I lol and cheer, fuck yeah other girls getting naked we are so nerdy blahblahlbah.
    Guy in front of us is awkward as fuck. Hey weird ass 40 year old dude, why are you all alone in here? This guy legit looked like your average pasty ass science teacher. Super scrawny unshaved beard, etc.
    Tetris titties is working her shit, the crowd goes wild.
    "hnngh......pant pant....hngh"
    Is this dude...masturbating?
    Fuck yeah he is, awkward duck in front of us somehow managed to scare everyone else in that entire row away so he had it all to himself.
    This dude was fapping so hard, dick out and everything.
    People in front of him turned around to see wtf his deal was, and then got the fuck out of there.
    We thought we were hallucinating, it was pretty dark in there.
    "UUUUUGH yyyeaaaaah"
    nope. Stand up and leave, other late comers taking our spots.
    Those poor, poor souls.
    I remember what they looked like. Classic average over aged weaboos. Slightly overweight, glasses, mousy hair. Animu swag and naruto headbands.
    Perhaps they were savy in some cockblock no jutsu
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)16:51 No.5543960
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    There's all these period-related stories, but I have one about urine, a guy obsessed with urine.

    >Peter, the guy who is friends with all my friends, and thus thinks he's very close to me, going as far as to say we're 'best buds' when I've never hung out with him outside of college or anime conventions with other friends.
    >Peter was an overly large guy, a casual outfit of his at college or anywhere would be baggy trousers that his stomach would overhang, a moose knuckle I think they call it, and some screamo band shirt that was large too and made him look huge. He was about 6'1 with a patchy neckbeard and very, very poor social skills, 'anger issues' which was an excuse used in every single situation, mainly flipping the fuck out at getting friendzoned by 'normal popular girls' he would creep on.

    So, Peter was a pretty disgusting guy, in looks and personality, but, I felt sorry for him, so I was always nice to him despite his retarded behaviour. However, this all changed toward an upcoming convention.
    Peter was difficult at conventions, he would creep on anything female and not overweight, despite being fat himself, he only 'went for' skinny girls, class A's. He has been kicked out of the sellers area once one year for pretty much being outwardly rude to a girl at a lolita stand and getting in her face about something, he can be very frightening when he gets violent.
    He takes pictures without asking, tries to get up skirt pictures or he'll zoom in on their private areas. He would do this while we're sat around having lunch, etc, or just hanging out, and would show off about it, going on sexually about the girls he was perving on from afar. Our whole group found this creepy and never invited him to stay at the hotel with them, but this year was different.
    (sorry for any mistakes, I'm not paying full attention!)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:09 No.5544010
    >>5543960
    We were booking our hotel and he kept whining and angsting about wanting to come stay with us this time, we lied about the price being really expensive at first to throw him off. Weeks passed and it got closer and closer, and he pushed and researched the price and then angrily demanded he come with us, so the (hot skinny girl) in our group finally told him he was an asshole, and was not coming in her room. Leaving the other room we had, with me in charge of. He was actually crying and really putting it on, somehow, through his whining about unrelated issues in his life, I said he could come if he paid up front the next day. He did, in cash, and grew more and more excited about it, I also took him aside and told him about some of his personal issues that made us uncomfortable sometimes, just gave a little one to one on how to behave better, mainly with women. This turned into him turning up at my home unnanounced for a 'lesson' a few days before the convention.

    You should know, I'm an underweight female, the type of girl he would go for, I won't say I'm overly pretty or anything but I wear makeup and know how to dress. He turned up as I was parading about in my cosplay with my younger sister, trying it out for final tweaks, and it was a little showy to be alone with Peter in. Awkwardly, we went to my room, leaving the door open and he sat on my bed as I sat by my desk. Despite me trying to be nice and normal with him, talking through his issues and problems (of which he had many) and how to overcome them, it just wasn't working out. He was blaming all of his social issues on his family or apparent friends, said he had Aspergers, social anxiety, anger issues, and bipolar disorder, of which he thought was a disease of the brain that made him 'speak the truth' and act like an asshole due to a hormone imballence. Yeaaah.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:10 No.5544012
    >>5543960

    >waiting patiently
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:13 No.5544026
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    >>5543960
    >>5544010
    F5ing like mad.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:14 No.5544028
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    >Wearing gothic lolita at convention, hanging out with my lolita friends on the way to a tea party
    >I happen to be blonde
    >Suddenly hear "MISA MISAAAAAAAA"
    >Feel the force of a fucking train slamming into my back
    >Collapse like the scrawny twig I am, everything goes black for a second
    >Come to in a lot of pain on tile floor of convention center
    >BLOOD OMG BLOOD
    >One of my friends is chewing out this enormous hambeast in a Death Note shirt and fucking cat ears.
    >Girl is literally at least three times my size
    >Security gets called and she's crying her eyes out
    >"I NEVER MEANT TO HURT MISA-CHAAAAAN"
    >Miss tea party because I had to go to the hospital and get 2 stitches for my busted chin
    >Still have weird triangular scar underneath chin
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:17 No.5544038
    >>5544010
    It was getting more and more awkward until then, suddenly, we found a common interest; the anime I was cosplaying from which he only just recognised twenty minutes in being at my house. He suddenly said 'yeah, I love that girl! I'd soo fuck her', though more vulgar, and asked to use my computer. Where he showed me page after page on some certain website he typed in of porn of that character getting sodomized, and finally, explained his watersports fetish. It was really disgusting stuff, like I don't mind that people have feitsh's but I don't wish to be exposed to something I don't like, so kindly asked him not to look at that on my shared computer, but he only showed me more until he forced him off and told him I wasn't into that, and felt uncomfortable looking at it with him, quite sternly for me as I'm usually quiet.
    This was when he simply said 'are you telling me to shut it off because it's turning you on? You're just in denial of it, aren't you?' It was now that I had a small argument with him, and he ended up leaving in a huff, telling me that 'all girls are bitches' and 'all women do is lie'. Yet later that night I got about ten 'sorry' texts of weeaboo bullshit, a whole text in english-written japanese, mainly of him bringing up other subjects to guilt me into 'forgiving him', the whole thing wasn't a big deal but he made it one. It was resolved, I told him to forget about it and behave at convention. I got a joke text back saying 'You can make me try :P' or something similar, and got a feeling in my gut that the convention would be a dramafest.

    Shit went down the very first night, I had actually managed to avoid Peter mostly all the first day, only seeing him briefly between going to groups and getting lost in the crowds.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:23 No.5544062
    >>5544038
    MOAR
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:26 No.5544069
    >>5544038
    Our room was a three bed with five people packed into it, I was sharing with my one year younger but very built brother, who demanded to come along after not being sure he was going or not, he didn't like Peter being the only other boy we were with, he thought he was dangerous, which he was. So I shared a double bed with him, my sister and her friend shared another. Leaving Peter to have the third bed to himself. It was early evening when the convention ended, and I had come back with my sister and my friend to get changed into our evening cosplays, most of our new found friends and other friends were hanging about outside in the summer evening, it was pretty chill. We were back and forth for a while until about 7 when my brother and Peter turned up, my bro looking pretty emotionally worn out from being with him the whole afternoon. We sat around having ramen for dinner in our room talking about the day, and Peter went on and on about getting panty shots of a really hot girl, trying to show us them on his camera, and we weren't paying him much attention, so he grew more and more attention seeking, until he decided we should all start drinking early at 9. We were planning to drink and play non-sexual drinking games in cosplay, and sort of film as a few gags, just being nerdy together, but Peter thought he was sexualise this and take advantage of the situation, or try to.

    We harmlessly began, going to our other friends slightly larger room, and there ended up being about fifteen or so of us partying together, and my brother sort of got lost amongst his friends that he found out were going too. We eventually all got quite tipsy but it was all good fun, until Peter tried to come onto every goodlooking female in the room, just being more and more annoying.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:28 No.5544074
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    >>5544038
    I think the scariest part so far is someone using your computer that isn't you. Fucking nightmare right there, I hate it. Especially if they're like this dude and pulling up porn.

    Seriously, dude really needs help if he's shoving his fetishes in your face then flipping from "Oh you like it.." to "You lying bitch!"

    Hope this ends up with him being arrested or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:38 No.5544100
    >>5544069
    Through generally messing around, I stated feeling sick and wondered back to our hotel room just down the hall on my own, it was casual, nobody was worrying about me or anything, I was only going back to chill out and calm down a bit, have a drink of water and sit in a quiet room for a while. So I did, I sat around drinking water on my bed when the door went, and Peter was there. I let him in and went back to sitting down. He sat down with me chatting for a while before I decided I felt too sick and went to sit on the bathroom floor, having had quite a bit to drink, it was at that point where your body goes kind of numb with the alcohol, hot cheeks and shaky hands, you know? So whilst just feeling bad by the toilet on the floor, Peter awkwardly stood in the doorway loudly talking at me not to me about some sexual things, as though trying to excite me. He went into gross detail about peeing on lolita girls and blow jobs, recieving blow jobs. I was feeling so bad I didn't say anything back, just flat ignored him, but he took this as a 'you've turned me on, please come slap me with your dick'.

    And that's pretty much what he did. I heard him come in, and moaned, asking him to give me some space. Just as I did, finally looking up, he was stood with his horrible baggy trousers around his fat thighs, dick half limp half hard in his hand, beating off right by me, sort of over me. Alarmed, I shot back and asked him what the hell, but he only, really violently, grabbed me by my hair and shoved his dick into my mouth, right in, but he wasn't exactly fully hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:40 No.5544107
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    >>5544100
    F5
    F5
    F5
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:41 No.5544113
    >>5544100

    AWWW DUDE

    NOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:43 No.5544122
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    >>5544028
    I don't know, if it looked good enough you could just pull it off as part of your cosplay for something else..Not entirely sure what character has a triangle scar on it's chin but try to look at the positives right?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:45 No.5544129
    >>5544100

    Okay, this gonna sound gross but... do you remember the taste?

    I'm curious for some reason... I imagine it tasted foul.
    I hope you bit it off.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:45 No.5544133
    >>5544100
    I was choking and started to cry instantly, struggling against him, scratching at his legs and wrists but he had fully forced my head into his crotch. And then, even worse, he pissed, in my mouth. this came from fucking nowhere, but I realise now he'd sort of been planning to do it, as though he'd been holding it in just for when would get me or somebody else alone. I was forced to swallow most of it, but he let me go shortly after, and I threw up, partly over him, the floor and into the toilet, sobbing and screaming at him and screaming for help.

    It was really horrific and disgusting, but straight as I was screaming, throwing up and screaming for help, unable to get up with throwing up over and over in absolute disgust, he was 'confused'. He started yelling and grabbing at my hair again, pulling his pants up and saying things like 'what the hell? Why are you screaming? I thought you liked this? You fucking loved it, shut up! Stop trying to frame me!'

    He actually left, quite quickly, leaivng me to finish throwing up eventually, in shock over what just happened all so suddenly and quickly. I was sat on the bathroom floor feeling aweful, with urine and vomit over parts of me, my lap and arms, though I wiped some up, I couldn't move. I was just a mess. My friends and sister finally came back to the room almost an hour later, worried about me, and found me. I made them get my brother and promise not to call an ambulance, I didn't need one, wasn't hurt, and didn't know what to do in the state I was in. I was embaressed, mostly, I kept thinking about explaining to police that some dude pissed in my mouth. My brother came and got me and him and my sister cleaned me up, while I still demanded they tell nobody else and do nothing, but keep Peter away from me if he came back.
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    >>5544133
    Oh god this better end with your brother beating the shit out of Peter
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:48 No.5544149
    >>5544133

    >Why are you screaming? I thought you liked this? You fucking loved it, shut up! Stop trying to frame me!'

    AHHHHHH, NO WAY
    IS THIS REALLY TRUE?

    AHHHHH

    I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
    SINCERELY
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:50 No.5544163
    >>5544133
    .'what the hell? Why are you screaming? I thought you liked this? You fucking loved it, shut up! Stop trying to frame me!'
    >Stop trying to frame me!

    Yeeeeeep. Sounds like a typical /a/ or /r9k/ dude.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:54 No.5544174
    >>5544133
    It was about two hours after now that I was just sat in bed, all clean, thinking about what to do, my brother was really pushing to call the police but I told him no. I did however want to just go home. We packed up, and my sister and her friend packed the car up. We were left calling Peter on his phone without leaving a message, not picking up, my brother restrained from letting on that he knew what he'd done. We couldn't reach him, Peter didn't have a key to the room. In the end my brother tossed his stuff out into the hall and we left, checking out early and telling them a rough situation had happened and some guy would be left outside the room. Again, not getting poliec involved, but not saying exactly what happened.

    We drove straight back to my parents house, and I realised on the way that police would have to get involved. It was just my panic reaction to not want anybody to know or deal with the situation, but the long drive back cleared my head. I got to my parents house and broke down with my Dad and my parents called the police straight away. They came over, took a statement and sent a unit to the hotel to pick Peter up and arrest him for sexual assault, but he wasn't actually there, he'd ditched his things and completely left, nobody knew where he was for a good two days before he was arrested at his home.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:57 No.5544189
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    >>5544174
    i don't want to believe
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)17:58 No.5544192
    >>5544174

    Oh maaan, this sounds like it's gonna get good again..

    Whilst I'm here, anybody have the story of the psycho girl dragging that girl who needed crutches away in the dark and leaving her? I think she had scoliosis or something and needed a walking stick for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:01 No.5544203
    >>5544174
    That's pretty much the whole story, Peter's parents got him out on bail and my brother actually beat the shit out of him and got arrested too, it was a bit of a mess, my bro was underage though and out of respect they didn't press charges, though his parents actually said 'can't we all just forget this happened if we forget your son beat ours up?' to my parents. Um, no. He's currently doing time (reaally not that much, literally two months and community service) for rape.

    And now I go to therapy and haven't cosplayed since, though I want to, I just don't want to draw any attention to myself that could end up sexual.

    >>5544129
    Bitter and disgusting, like rotted juice.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:03 No.5544212
    >>5544203
    Sorry to hear about your brother, in a just world he wouldn't have been charged a single minute of his time.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:04 No.5544220
    >>5544192
    http://weeaboo-horrors.deviantart.com/art/Chairchan-259212056?q=gallery%3Aweeaboo-horrors%2F33967682
    &qo=24
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:06 No.5544227
    >>5544220

    Thank ye x
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:10 No.5544243
    Quick question. Does Peter still go to conventions? If he does, he ought to be banned by convention staff for having a criminal record and being a danger towards convention attendees.

    If he hasn't been banned yet, you ought to email (or have us email) the conventions he attends to request they ban him. Convention staff would rather blacklist an attendee than have the kind of attention Katsucon did after what happened with two of their attendees.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:11 No.5544248
    >>5544122
    It's not actually visible unless I tilt my head up, so that's nice!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:12 No.5544249
    Can anyone verify that one horror story about the paralyzed girl getting stabbed in the leg by some weeb at a con?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:12 No.5544251
    >>5544243
    what happened there?!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:15 No.5544266
    >>5544251
    http://www.animejamsession.com/2011/07/katsucon-2011-tainted-by-pedophilia.html
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:29 No.5544309
    >>5544203
    Peter is doing time and not your brother right? Just making sure it's a separate case. Oh man, I'm so sorry though. =( I'm glad you're okay though and I hope one day you can cosplay again.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:29 No.5544310
    >>5544249
    I swear she popped up around christmas updating us, or the boyfriend did, or something. Pretty sure that one was real.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:32 No.5544319
    >>5544249
    >>5544310
    What's this one about now?
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 02/27/12(Mon)18:32 No.5544321
    >>5544133
    >>5544133
    >>5544133
    >he pissed, in my mouth.

    Dude, wtf. Are you fucking kidding? Jesus Christ I mad.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:41 No.5544355
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    >>5544133
    OMG WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IN THE SEVEN FUCKS OF HELL??
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:45 No.5544375
    This is why I stick to cosplaying as western video game characters.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)18:56 No.5544423
    >>5544321
    Believing that story was real.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)19:03 No.5544446
    >>5544319
    There was a story posted here a while ago about a paralyzed girl who was attacked by one of the people she wnt to a con with. They stabbed her in the leg wuth a fork to see if she would feel it
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)19:05 No.5544455
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    Cons are a dangerous place to be alone. Use the buddy system, people!

    also report them. Seriously. Call the cops.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)19:05 No.5544457
    >At con with friends dressed as YGO characters.
    >I'm Mokuba.
    >Hambeast runs up while our group is talking to other YGO cosplayers and picks me up, running off with me.
    >Too mind-boggled to do shit.
    >My group follows hambeast and when she stops, she forces me on her lap and demands one of her friends to take a picture.
    >When the picture is taken she shoves me off of her lap and says I'm too bony, then walks away.
    >I spend the rest of the day terrified.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)19:22 No.5544514
    >>5544319
    >>5544446
    Yeah. Basically she was paralyzed and went to the convention with some friends and her boyfriend and this obnoxious girl tagged along and kept bugging her about things because her boyfriend helped OP get dressed, go to the bathroom, etc. When the convention was over they went out to eat and the obnoxious girl sat beside OP and commented "Wow, you really can't feel a thing." and OP looked down and the girl had stabbed her in the thigh with a fork.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)19:23 No.5544517
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    >>5544446
    Whyyy? Just why would someone do that? Did they think she was lying? Egh...no words.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)19:24 No.5544524
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    >>5544514
    I replied too soon. That's some horror movie stuff right there.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)19:49 No.5544620
    >>5544514
    I don't want to believe people are that fucking retarded but I know it's true. Even if the girl was paralyzed, stabbing her in the leg with a fork is just... retarded. I hope that girl got her ass kicked or at least was held responsible for her actions
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)19:53 No.5544639
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    >>5544620
    >>5544514
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:16 No.5544753
    >>5544639
    Wow, I'm glad they're pressing charges. Though I wouldn't call it a hate crime, she's just extremely stupid to stab someone in the leg to see if it hurts. Sounds more like a sociopath?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:23 No.5544783
    This isn't really that big of a horror story (most of it's just funny), but it's the closest one I've got.
    I also suck at greentext, so I hope this is coherent.

    >Tornadocon at the Kalahari 2010
    >best friend and I have been cosplaying Naruto for a year and a half of cons.
    > although not weeaboo tier, still jailbait tier and have only a vague idea of what's going on around us.
    >have first real private photoshoot
    >after the con, change profile picture to naruto cosplay, the only nice attractive picture of me at the time.
    >think nothing of it.
    >receive friend request from ‘Kisuke Kazehara’
    >he was at colossalcon, so I blindly accept, I had a bad habit of friending anyone from cons when I was younger
    Time Passes
    >I start getting all of these strange friend requests from shirtless Israeli men
    >none of them are friends, all different ages, different cities, only thing in common seems to be the shirtlessness and that they all like Naruto.
    >after one request from some 50 year old looking guy in his underwear I decide something strange is going on.
    Meanwhile, Kisuke Kazehara has messaged me about 5 times with the following copy pasted message:
    今日は。風原 喜助と申します。初めまして。^^
    Hello. My name is Kisuke Kazehara. Please to meet you.
    も私は理想郷(りそうきょう)と原型(げんかた)の原作者ですね。
    Also, I am the author/manga-ka (manga artist) of Risōkyō and Genkata.
    (cont)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:29 No.5544812
    Not so much horror story more than a 'you're fucking kidding me' story.

    >Always try to be in charge of hotel room due to poor experiences
    >Order a room to share with several people
    >Original plan is 7
    >Know everyone closely but two people who I've met once on passing (friends of friend deal)
    >45$ between us all
    >Everyone has paid beforehand
    >Covering another cost of my girlfriend as a Christmas present
    >Week before con, get call saying one had to cancel since work scheduled her that week
    >Okay, that's fine
    >Talk to friends about it, they all say they can cover the extra cost
    >Day of con, been trying to contact other roommate
    >She never answers
    >She never shows up for con
    >Suddenly no one can cover any extra costs
    >Wind up paying nearly 200$ for the fucking room
    >Can't even afford to get into con now

    If it weren't for the fact that one friend was actually really cool and bought my ticket as a Christmas present--
    Just, my god.
    Never doing this again. I'm going to turn into that room nazi bitch. Idgaf.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:35 No.5544832
    >>5544812
    What extra costs? Since everyone paid before hand, even the one who dropped out, it should have been enough to cover the room for the weekend, or however lone you all were staying.

    That stuff does suck though, it happened to a friend of mine last year. He paid for his room and had a few friends agree to pay but in the end they didn't. Surprise.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:36 No.5544840
    >>5544783
    >I think this is hilarious at first, but then, after I read it for the 5th time, I'm a little bored, so I respond
    >he immediately starts bothering me for my number
    "Sorry, I only give out my number to people I know pretty well
    >"text meh, well get 2 know each other there"
    >he gives me his number
    "uh... no."
    >"but in spring i'm going to Japan to write my two mangas that i made. At the same time"
    After I reject him about four more times, he settles with asking me all sorts of 'where do you live, where do you go to school, how old are you', I just answer super vaguely.

    "wat do u study?"
    >"Chinese."
    "tats cool. i know 11 languages and i'm fluent in ALL OF THEM"
    >"That's nice."
    "wat religion r u?"
    >I'm agnostic
    "i was agnostic too, until i died and wuz brought back to lyfe."
    > :| notsureiftrolling.jpg
    "it's just like my halfdemon main character in my manga"
    >I ignore him and go about my business.
    Then, suddenly, he sends me this URL
    "this pic of u is so hot"
    >I click on it, and I'm directed to the picture of me that I made my profile picture. However, I don't recognize the URL, it's not a site I uploaded the picture to, in fact it looks like it's not a website from America.
    >stalk this guys profile, see Hebrew captions on his pictures.
    >realize in profile picture he is shirtless under his Akatsuki cloak

    >OHGOD.
    >Kisuke Kazehara was a Shirtless Israeli guy.

    >Also most likely the one who uploaded the photo and sent all of the random guys in their underwear to my profile.

    And that was enough to make my idiotic underage self become more careful around strangers.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:29 No.5545040
    >>5543714
    What is it with sexually repressed people and massaging people they barely know? Geeks and Christian youth groups both do it, and it always seemed so... invasive to me.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)04:33 No.5546210
    finally found this thread, Jesus Christ. I thought I lost it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)08:04 No.5546574
    don't die on meee



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