That is the most cringe-worthy thing I've ever read in my life

God

That is fucking terrifying.

Oh my gosh that is terrible.

God NO! I'll never act like that

I'd probably act like that around Mell but nothing else

Holy fuck, what? sounds like she's bipolar, or just generic crazy. wow.

sage because irrelevant

>>5506930
this anon knows how it is.

>Please respond

Fairly reminiscent of that whole conversation o.o

What the fuck did I just read?

I'm terrified for Kevin.

Ahh, that reminds me of being fourteen.

What the fresh fuck did I just read.

Girls are naturally way too emotional, especially when it comes to guys or the like. I'm so glad I have self control when it comes to situations like this. If someone doesn't want to do something or doesn't want to talk to me, I won't bother then.

>>5507003
We all know you would get crazy emotional over someone like Mell, you think he's cute, afterall.

Who the hell is Kevin

>>5507003

hahahahahahahahahahaha

>I'm so glad I have self control when it comes to situations like this

itt:if you don't date me I'll tell my army of anons to destory you!

>>5507003
who are you and why are you so annoying

Fremdscham
all of it

I don't understand how women get this attached to people. They're parasites, what love have they for their hosts?

>>5506839
Woah jesus dick....

That is horrifying.

To answer your question, no, I've never been like that. I'm kinda the opposite of that in relationships, to a point where its bad. My last girlfriend left me for a man while we were still dating even though she told me she was gay, and my response was basically "Oh, okay. Have a nice time" followed up by some "meh".

>>5507049
We must be twins....

>>5507052
fuck yeah.

(ps this is mfw it happened.


She wants me back now... ahahaha.)

And that is why you don't people who have no friends.

>>5507074
I wish I knew what you were trying to say.

>>5507078
Don't befriend people with no friends.

If they have no friends, they don't deserve any.

>>5507082
That sounds backwards but I guess it could be true..... somehow...

>>5507059
LOL, SO TRUE

It seems that she just enjoyed instigating drama. Even things so miniscule, she likes to create drama.

SO UNNECESSARY...

>>5507082

Wat. Why would you pose as me, anon. What I meant to say: People who have no friends or hobbies will latch onto you in an obsessive manner. Like the girl in OP's post.

>>5507085
My girlfriend wasn't a drama llama, but she was... aw man I can't even think of a word to describe her personality. I guess she could be dramatic at times, but not in the creating drama way.

>>5507084
It is true.

There's obviously a reason they don't have friends. Don't wait to find out, just let them kill themselves.

>>5507094
I guess you had it a bit better, my friend.

Well, overall. Glad it is over. Glad to be single!

>>5507091
Ugh, man they really do. It happens to me a lot and I'm like why.jpg I don't even talk to them most of the time, they just decide I'm their bff...

Yes and no.
I am extremely possessive but I wouldn't ever contradict myself or become self deprecate.

I am reasonable, as well. I wouldn't care about a card game now and then... but it's a good feeling to be in control of someone.

>>5507100
yeah, thankfully.

Me too, somehow. I actually went out of my way to stay single for valentines day. Is that normal? (answer: I don't actually care kjhg)

>>5507102
>but it's a good feeling to be in control of someone.

i'm sure people like you alot

>>5507105
Yes, because I did the same as well.

You wait for boy to come to you. Silly girls.

Never that bad and never will.
Why? cause i'm not a psycho 10 year old.

what the fuck did I just read

IT HURRRRRRRRRTS

I was talking to a girl who was just like that!

She just sent another friend request after deleting me off FB three times..
She keeps calling me too, but I stopped answering.

The uncanny resemblance.

>>5506839
Dear fucking lord...

>>5510860
Exactly....

wow that bitch CANNOT spell.

I'm proud to say I've never acted like that, although I did make a number of passive-aggressive facebook statuses during my first breakup.

>>5510860

don't act surprise from what I heard you did the same thing to frankie

Fuck, I just feel so bad for them both.

>4,148,367 views

AHAHA OH WOW

>Kevin
>hey Kevin
>please respond

>>5510881
reddit

KEVIN
KEVIN PLZ RESPOND.
KEVIN I ADDED U BACK.
KEVIN.

KEVIN.

>>5510888
Can't imagine the amount of whiteknighting that crazy bitch got, so I won't imagine it

>>5510894
Nah, pretty much a bunch of "Shouldn't of stuck your dick in crazy"

>>5507106
beta males.

>>5510902
Yup that's true, I can vouch for that.

That post was number 1 for a good while.

>>5510902
>shouldn't of
Sounds like reddit indeed

>>5510902
O wow God is a redditfag
And I thought you were pathetic before

>please say something

So women don't say please respond?

>>5510915
o wow lyke ttly care bout ur anon opinion
make me crai everytim :(

>>5510915
It's better than /cgl/ 2 be honest

They're both bitches. He should've told her to fuck off/threatened to call the cops at the first couple of texts, ignoring crazy whores makes the crazy worse.

>>5510927
/cgl/ really attracts the worst trips.
A self-absorbed redditfag who uses memes as insults.
>>5510933
Oh hey God, you forgot your hashtag.

>>5510933
/cgl/ is actually the worst board

I had a guy do this to me for awhile.
It was creepy.

"HEY WE SHULD TALK SUM TIME"
"HEY WHY ARENT WE TALKING"
"HEY I REALLY WANT 2 TALK U"
"HEY BABY Y WONT U RESPOND"
"HEY"
"HEY"
"HEY"
"fine i guess u r just a bitch"
"HEY IM SORRY I CALLED U A BITCH I RLY LIKE U AND WANNA HANG OUT"
"FUK U BITCH I HOPE U DIE"
"sorry i just feel strongly abut u"


All of that in a span of 20 minutes...

I usually try to keep my crazy clingy self behind bars but I've admittedly snapped like this before ;_; Ugh so much shame

>>5510940
lol, I don't drop trip.

>that feel when you're so afraid of being like this that you avoid initiating social contact

My mom is just like this, she once e-mailed a guy things like this for several months as well as accusations that he was cheating on her. Months.

OP, I don't know what that image signifies, please explain?

>reading
>it has to end soon
>....it has to end soon.
>LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE SCROLL BAR IT'S NOT THAT LONG
>JESUS WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING
>okay, it looks like it's about to en-
>WHAT THE SHITFUCK

>mfw [cglneedspoilers] someone posted my conversation with PixyTeri [/loljustkidding]

What's wrong with a yandere girlfriend?

Oh god why.....
that was hard to read.

>Hey Mike, I made it home saftly (sic). Thank u for being there for me tonight.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE. Who's this Mike fellow?

>>5511003
I hope you're being sarcastic.

If not, that's a decoy move.
Like the one where she told her bff jill that she had a date.

Thinly veiled decoy moves too.

My god. I've never done that and I never plan to.

Quite funny how I have a guy doing something like (but not nearly as bad) this to me at the moment. He will just try to start the conversation with the most boring crap that I don't give a shit about, pining for me to talk to him. I've not replied to you in 5 days. Get the message.

>>5511018
>pming you
Bitch you better not be talking about a Facebook, or any kind of PM.

If you are, why the fuck haven't you deleted/blocked/removed him yet?

>>5511021
She said pining, not PMing.

>>5511021
Pining, bro
not PMing

>>5511021
Sometimes I want to delete him, but I don't want to be a total cow. He has autism and I go to college with his sister. I don't really want to cause shit between any of us and I know he is happy that I am a girl and play video games and when I give a shit, will speak to him.
And no, I don't enjoy the attention or anything, before you say that.

>>5511021
She doesn't have PMS.

>>5511032
>>5511033
....shit man.
That's twice I've skimmed over shit in a thread and looked stupid.
It may be time to get off the computer.

I have this happening to me in reverse. My ex won't leave me alone, and make me remember why I left them in the first place.
And that was near psychotic.

>>5510950
Do you honestly not have any self control? Is it that hard to avoid constantly bombarding someone with texts like that?

>>5511008
I guess it was so overt, it was covert.

>>5511082
Quoting from the new Sherlock Holmes movie?

I lol'd when I heard it in theaters

I honestly feel embarrassed right now for my sex. That being said... I have done something like this with one boyfriend, I was young and I see a lot of young girls doing the same thing. I guess we grow out of it and I'm not speaking for every female out there because I'm sure there's some girls who haven't acted like this.
My then boyfriend had been away at a car show and was apparently texting his ex, a girl who lived four doors away from me, the entire time he was away saying how much he missed her and such. She didn't show me the messages though and she was the one to tell me (Yes, here starts the stupidity) Being young I blew and I started texting him trying to get an explanation, I had that horrid sinking feeling in my stomach, I wanted it to go away obviously? I then started ringing during texting intervals. I was still getting nothing so I walked all the way to his house to confront him. He acted oblivious and completely calm like "Sup girl?" Me on the other hand am almost an emotional wreck, my fingers hurt from texting and I'm knackered from walking miles to get a god damn response. When I look back at that time, all I can think is what the fuck was I on and then I remember hormones... Hormones and naivety. I don't really have an explanation but not hearing from someone you have feelings for when you feel like something is wrong or if you've upset them is pretty shitty when you're trying to make things right.
I haven't experienced anything like this again though growing up because I learned my life lesson there and then. Just one o' dem thangs

>>5511064
It's more of a general shitty fear of coming off as needy and being made fun of for it

>>5511018
>get the message

Or you could put on your big girl pants and say that directly to them instead of just being passive aggressive and whining about it to us? 90% of relationship issues come from idiots waiting for the other side to "take a hint" or "get the message.' If you've got something to say, just fucking say it.

>>5510946
Me too, so fucking embarrassing. the last time I did it was when I was 17, it's been 5 years since I done something like that but I still hang my head in shame thinking about it.

I've never behaved like that. Lmao, wow. That is a lot of crazy.

What kind of mental illnesses cause behavior like this? Because there is no way this chick isn't a mental case. That shit is not normal.

>>5510965
Thread was made before yesterday, OP is probably dead somewhere

>>5510996
He slept with her once, it was not his girlfriend

>>5511008
>thinly veiled

This is what women really think

>>5511126
>I wanted it to go away obviously?
I dunno, did you?

>>5511126
stop blaming hormones girl, you were crazy as hell and acted like a bitch

you grew out of it so good for you

tl,dr

>>5511178
Women are unable to do this you know that, right?

They think we men have mind-reading devices and always find a way to put the burden of guilt on the silly mate who even dared not to get the hint on that slight second she acted a way she thought she wasn't supposed to on purpose just to leave a secret message

Saw original post. Said my thoughts there. Basically: girl needs help, obviously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLzgTd4YDyY

That...sounds like my ex when I broke up with him last year.

>>5511426
The thing is, I can usually tell what they're thinking. I just happen to have a sadistic steak.

She's a bit clingy.

I do stuff like this to freak out my ex boyfriend. He probably thinks I'm a crazy stalker but that's the funny part. I purposely send pictures of his dick to his and my friends, upload them online etc. I don't want him at all but it's hilarious how upset he and his new girlfriend get.

>>5511537

I'm hoping you're just trolling, otherwise you fit right into the 'crazy bitch' category.

>>5511544
I'm trolling him, not this thread. Don't care what you think, it's funny.

>>5511545

Course it doesn't matter what I think, but you seriously are in the 'crazy bitch' department.

>>5511546
I don't have any mental disorders, we just have a different sense of humour.

This is seriously why whenever someone I know gets into a lover's quarrel, I immediately try to take their phone off them. Strong emotions can really make you do stupid shit like this.

>>5511551
All the regret of drunk dailing, but nowhere near as funny.

>>5511545

You purposely antagonize someone who used to date you and doesn't wish to date you anymore, and try to pass it off as you wanting to have a good laugh, but everyone sees through your act and know you're a clingy bitch with too much pride to let go of him. It's creepy. Keep telling yourself you do it to laugh or that you're soooo ~trolling~ him, but you're just creepy and obviously desperate for his attention, even if it is negative. Damn, gurl. :\

>>5511537
No wonder he left you.
You're crazy as FUCK.

There are murders that probably think what they do and how they do it is hilarious. Doesn't mean it is. Get the hint?
Please seek counseling.. You're emotionally hurting and scaring two other people for no reason other than your own twisted amusement. You wouldn't like it done to you. Why do it to someone else?

Look, I'm sure you've been told before that it seems a bit "out of hand" or it seems a bit "much", or that you seem a little "off".
Go to counselor and talk some shit out. Okay? Anons are concerned.

>>5511548
>I don't have any mental disorders
No offense but.. Are you certain about that? That's pretty deviant destructive behavior.

lol this thread

people getting asspained that some girl is fucking with her ex and posting his pix online, but if it were the other way around you would be cheering the guy on for humiliating the ex gf

>>5511537
If you'd said ex-girlfriend then you'd be congratulated by everybody right now

>>5511575
No, I would still be as disturbed.

Hell, in either situation I would suggest the person get a restraining order or at least go to the police about the constant harrassment.

Humiliation aint kawaii. Only people with issues resort to that kind of behavior after a breakup. It's abnormal and maladaptive.

>>5511577
You're not on /b/.

>>5511577
>>5511575

>implying this board isn't populated with female and female logic, samefag

What she's doing is just being a creepy bitch. If a guy were to do it or post about it, the ladies would probably be hating on him even more than creepy-bitch.

>>5511581
yeah no I don't think so. Look at how many nudes and drama and shit of women are posted here.

>>5511569
>>5511567
>>5511558
I should explain what I did. All I did was embarrass him, it's not an ongoing thing. He was an idiot for sending pictures of his dick in the first place, because he has no nudes of mine; I was too smart for that. What happened originally was that when our relationship fell apart, he got feelings for my best friend and he broke up with me for her, and they didn't even date for a week and never even had sex. So I showed her his dick, and just made fun of him for making a bad decision. He was really embarrassed from her seeing it, so I posted it on my facebook for a little while as an "accident". That's about it.
I also make fun of the weight he put on during our relationship and I can tell he is really insecure about it. His gf is really clingy and tries to attack me personally all of the time. I made a blog entry about the weight he gained with pictures, he found out about it and was apparently crying(lol). I can tell he still has feelings for me because he stalks me a bit online, I think. I don't care and I just laugh about it. It doesn't take much effort to post a picture of him and I think it's funny how serious they take it, because they have absolutely nothing on me.

>>5511583
Almost none?
Charms(new), PT, PF. Who else?

Nudes are posted on /b/. This is a blue board, it's less likely.
Are you sure you know you're on /cgl/?

And there's a difference between shitposting anon-style on the internet, and letting the person who know you are, scaring them, sending the photos to people they know, them living in your city and knowing where you live.


You seem to have some wishful thinking going on. Also that you're SURPRISED that we find her behave distasteful.
Odd..

>>5511586
not sure if terrible jealous person or master troll. However, I for one am amused by your actions. So good show, anon.

>>5511586
You made that out to seem like a bigger deal than it was.

But you're still pretty cold. Not as off your rocker as the anons previously thought. But still a very cold person.

>>5511586
you're insane

This brings up a good question.

If a bf got mad at his gf on a day they were supposed to go out on a date, and says he's going to go out on his own, is it bad/creepy for the gf to wait for him to come to the train station that he would be going home on?

Said gf actually has friends, so the friendless factor doesn't apply.

/cgl/ - Advice

>>5511591
oh so it's ok if she weren't making it known to him, right?

more lol @ the people calling her cold, I remember a thread on here a few months back where a guy posted about how he dumped his gf because she put on weight and the entire thread egged him on for dumping that hambeast

tl;dr think of the poor mens

oh and before you try to accuse me of sympathising with the girl in question, I find her behavior to be out of line. I just find it lulzy that if it were a guy posting about doing this to a girl you'd be cheering him on.

>>5511610
Creeps gonna creep. I see no evidence of a double standard here.

>>5511606
It would REALLY depend on their relationship.

I was in a new relationship and feeling smoothed by the guy so I asked him to call a little less and that I needed some space.
1-2 days later he showed up outside my house (he'd only been there once) as I was leaving for work, to see me off. My sister called from downstairs "someone at the door for you". My fucking face when. I was still getting dressed!

"I..I'm going to work now, I can't stay." "I know. I came to say have a good day! See, I didn't call ya!"

That was the end of that. I broke it off soon after.
He was too clingy for me personally so I broke it off with him. He deserved someone that matched what he needed. He's married now and I hear he has a good relationship. Some people would be cool with that kind of behavior, some people, not so much.

>>5511610
One thread. You remember one thread.

One thread and suddenly the whole board is like that? You saw it happen once.
You sure you're not a little batty yourself? Sounds like that thread really struck a cord with you and you can't forget it.

Some guy posted an "ugly cosplayer" thread with only one girl and got rimmed for it just yesterday.
Your attention is very selective.

You're terrible at generalizations.

>>5511620
Hmm, well, they're both clingy as hell.
Turned out he got his ass back to the station and they spent the day together. I'm glad he didn't leave her there all day, because I know she would have waited for him.

Nope. Other way around.

Oh god. How many slides did you have to read in OP's link before you scrolled down to see how long it goes on? I lost at pic 4. Is it worth reading the rest? Any gems?

Even though most people are pointing to girls as the people most likely to say something like this, I'm pretty sure 50% of the guys on R9K would do exactly the same too

>>5511586
You're a crazy bitch who got mad he left you over your friend

I can't blieve you're dishonest enough to pretend you don't care about him anymore when in the same paragraph you said you showed his cock to your friend in spite of him leaving you, and you even made a blog post about how fat he got

>>5511759
Yes, it gets better every image

No, and never will.

bamp

The fuck?

No, and I never would. I'm not crazy.

Dat bitch's crazy

Lol creepers.

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