Oh Johnny, I will be your Valentine!

>>5495015
Roses are red,
Johnny is pretty,
We need threads like these
Cause drama is shitty

I'm Valentines day is now complete, just by seeing this one thread.

I love you, Johnny.

Johnny! Thanks for being with us on Valentine's Day. Stay with us forever ♥

>>5495024
>>5495028
>>5495032
This this this! I love you Johnny!

>>5495023
>>5495024
>>5495028
>>5495032

Awww thank you people as you compliment my good looks and charm. If any of you are lovely ladies why don't you post some cosplay photos in this thread so I can direct my feelings of love to a pretty face.

Don't ever change, Johnny.

Johnny come here, I have a wonderful bouquet of Flowers for you.

Sup Johnny Beta.

OP reported for off topic shit

thread hidden

contacting mods on IRC and emailing moot about how this ruined my Valentine's day.

All right Johnny, make my day.

>>5495146
>Thinks JB threads are off topic

You do realize that Johnny Threads are probably one of the most relevant threads that cgl gets on a consistent basis

>>5495292
>do they have anything to do with cosplay?
no
>do they have anything to do with lolita?
no
>do they include some form of tripfag circlejerk
oh yes

Cancer

is

cancer!

Hey there Johnny, happy Valentines Day!

>>5495310
>do they have anything to do with cosplay?
>If any of you are lovely ladies why don't you post some cosplay photos in this thread so I can direct my feelings of love to a pretty face.
>post some cosplay photos
>cosplay photos

You even want to shit up Johnny Bravo threads? Come on, anon. They're one of the few nice things we have anymore.

Here Johnny! It's me trying on my sister's AppleJack cosplay. Figured it was better than a repost of a repost. <3

>>5495015
What's up Johnny Bravo. I ain't no lady but I share your sentiment in spreading the love!!

>>5495310
If Johnny Bravo threads are off topic then self post threads are so as well. All a JB thread is really just a self post thread where the OP compliments the girls in witty ways

>>5495359
>>5495339
It's about how they're structured

posting your cosplays is about as relevant to the focal point of this thread as my nonexistent boobs

on the ground level, it's just an excuse jerk his inner tripfag circle.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
But I'm not a girl,
So no picture for you :(

Happy Valentine's Day, Johnny. Stay awesome!

>>5495370
>implying underage cancer could understand the fact that Johnny Bravo is actually a 40+ year old obese male who comes here to masturbate at girls that respond to him

>>5495370
Funny, cause anon usually respond to these threads in droves. Maybe it hasn't crossed your mind that the poster is more concerned with brigtening up the board than becoming popular.

>>5495310
>>5495370
HEY! uhm..sage-kun.. I was thinking that..uhm..since you are always so bitter with us..y..you would like some chocolates o..or something.. since you seem to be.. uhh..hm..a bit lonely..
WI..will you be my valentine.. s..sage-kun?

>>5495500
DON'T


TOUCH ME

filthy underage cancer

>>5495474
hahahahaha

HAHAHHA

>men posting on this board
>not >please respond roneryfags or narcissistic prics

>>5495532
Sage-chan 2012!

First white (?) woman in da White House!

>>5495553
well as much as I dislike her

still better than Hillary

Happy birthday Johnny, and happy Valentines Day as well! Picture is years old but it's all I got on hand, sorry Johnny.

>>5495525
Oh..so..I'll take it as a no then..

So you're NOT Carry Grant!

I miss him....RIP Carry Grant...


Anyways, happy valentines day Johnny :3

Oh sage chan,
you seem so ronery

>>5495753
Carry responded in the same thread that said he was dead.

He's alive.

>>5495742
>addressing a girl with "-kun"
>thinking she won't get insulted when called like a man

>>5495814
but anon told me that -kun can be used with girls too..
Sage-san is such a tsundere..

>>5495857
no I'm not "tsundere"


stop talking to me

I feel like I need a shower from all the contact with cancer

also
>thread reported for 100th time
yeah I think that's good enough for the day


soon...

>>5495867
...I will become a pretty butterfly~

>>5495870
no.

/cgl/ will burn in flames of cleansing fire.

>tfw no one else can share my vision of an utopia without spam, /soc/ threads and cancer everywhere

>>5495867
Misusing the report button will get you banned.
Bump for a thread about cosplay.

>>5495867
Aww, you're being tsun-tsun.
This is why /cgl/ loves you sage-san.

>>5495881
>reporting a thread that is clearly against the rules
if it were any different board, OP wouldn't even be allowed to exist, not just this thread

everywhere else, tripfag circlejerk is immediatelly looked down upon

also, if a thread is reported just once, there is 0% chance of anyone giving a fuck about it

but you clearly have no idea how it works since you're underage

>>5495370
>An excuse to jerk his inner tripfag circle

And he does this by praising anon cosplayers and giving compliments to anyone that posts.

Johnny loves all and I bet if you were to post a picture of yourself he'd say something nice to you too.

>>5495900
you're still missing the point
ask any psychologists, or the guys at FBI who analyze serial killers
they'd tell you exactly the same thing about him, it just screams from his posts, his real nature

>>5495867
ok then.. I'll stop talking to you tsundere-chan.
I know that today is a crabby day, but keep in mind that if I were there with you, I would prepare you some tea and bake as many cakes as you wish.

>>5495908
>Implying we care what Johnny is like in real life.
I don't care if he's a 40 year old obese neckbeard serial killer that's into BDSM.
Johnny is a gem of /cgl/, and I would cry manly tears to see a true internet gentleman disappear.

Congratulations Johnny! I hope you have a nice birthday and valentinesday.

Stay awesome!

>>5495916
also, I have a boyfriend unlike 90% of you


great,now I feel like I need a shower to get rid of this filth on me

>>5495930
no he's not
he's one of the EPITOMES of cancer on this board
he NEVER cosplays, he has no idea about the plights and causes of the community
and lolita? yeah right

all he represents is thinly veiled /soc/-shit and, what's much much worse, deeply rooted tripfag circlejerk

>>5495938
>Implying your arguing will sway my opinion of Johnny or /cgl/.
I see you're enjoying your time here as much as I am.

Let's ignore sage and continue with the love. Best way to to that is to just have more pictures so Johnny can really work his love making magic

Thanks /cgl/ for giving me quiet a few smiles when I do read.

>>5496463
sage sage sage

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Sagthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

I love you Johnny!
You're a good and really kind person, and I hope you had a lovely Valentines day!

Bumping an AWESOME thread!

Johnny! you'r a supper snazzy dude and I hope you enjoy your valentines/birthday!

You guys starting shit over Johnny Bravo? For shame. He is the hero that /cgl/ needs AND deserves.

Sparkles for you, bb.

>>5495130
Do you even lift...

a girl's spirits when she's feeling down. I don't worry about who's Alpha or Beta, I just concern myself with the lovely.

>>5495126
The first girl who gets my love, aren't you lucky. There's no need for me to snake my way into your heart as this game of love was something I won long ago. When can we start getting to the digital root of our relationship for I don't need nine hours to figure out that your the one person who can open the door to my heart.

>>5495319

IC a cute FemC ready for some TLC. I didn't know that cupid upgraded to using bullets but you can put the gun down for my manly pecs know how to cast Marin Karin each round. After I floor you with the best date of your life, you'll be asking for one more.

>>5495345
I'd like to start chewing at your sweet exterior to get to your core. Looking at you makes me happy that I never wanted to be a doctor as it would be downright evil for me to stay away from your apples.

>>5495618
It's a year old but love never dies. Your glamorous shot deserves a glamorous boyfriend and when you take that picture again, I'll make sure that you remove those cherries from view.

>>5495908
I'm a killer of lonely feelings. My favorite method of killing is to poison girls so that they're lovesick.

>>5496661
Your vision isn't 20/20 but your looks show a 10/10. I won't let you mope around if you're my girlfriend but I'll make sure to take things nice and slow with you.

I just got done watching some old episodes of Johnny Bravo for Valentine's Day.

It makes me feel a little happier and let's me forget this silly holiday.

Anyways Johnny, happy Valentine's Day from the Great Lakes State!

Posting the Johnny Bravo V-day episode. It's utterly hilarious and the ending is a bit bittersweet.

http://www.cartoonlair.com/johnny-bravo-special/its-valentines-day-johnny-bravo-video_c2e899aa7.html

BUMPING

Johnny, you're the hero this board both deserves and needs. A happy Valentine's Day to you too.

And to you, CGL folk, single or coupled or what have you, I hope you enjoyed this day as much as you could any other day. Maybe even more! Because, why not, really.

do you like my drawing for you Johnny

>>5496958
why you so nice johnny?

I've been patrolling the Mohave looking for love~

Bumping for the loooove

>>5496958
Oh Johnny~ You make a girl wanna axe you out~

>>5497531
Fallout 3?

Oh Johnny~~~ <3 <3

I love Johnny threads~ They're the best cosplay threads on /cgl/.

>>5497430
I explained that already earlier in this thread

also
>that post
it gave me a brain tumor

a textbook example

or circlejerk extraordinaire

Happy Valentine's Day, Johnny! It's not midnight on the West coast at the time I'm posting this, so it still counts!
I got pink champagne glasses for us to toast with, here you go.

>>5497936
*of

>>5497929
see this blatant trolling to aggravate me? at least it confirms the opposite is true

>>5497937
fuck that bitch is ugly

>>5497937
y u so cute!?

>>5497937
>>5498000
SAMEFAG

Johnny Bravo threads are the best!
This made my day. Thank you, Johnny!

>>5498003
>>5497998
never change, /cgl/

Why is there more negativity in JB threads in each every time they are made?

>>5498762
Male can goers getting jelly because they get called creepy and Johnny dosent.

>>5498762
People have become more prickly about off-topic threads. Even the "traditional" ones.

>>5498777
I don't see why Johnny is offtopic, it's people posting their cosplay pictures, just in a different way. If people just post normal pictures, then it's offtopic, but the basic intention of the thread is in keeping with /cgl/'s topic.

>>5498774
funny because I'm neither mal

nor is johnny not a creepy pedo/nerd

>>5496958
J...Johnny...you skipped me.

>mfw even Johnny Bravo doesn't want me as a Valentine

Me and my friend both think you're a totally rockin' guy Johnny!

>>5498846
Maybe he didn't know your character's name and series

>>5498870
no, potato is just too new , so he's not worth jerking in circles

>>5498919
*she's not worth circle jerking by him

>>5497531
I think this is New Vegas

It was only a matter of time before people started hating on Johnny Bravo even though he does nothing to shit up the board

>>5499231
no it wasn't

if it weren't for a few good individuals, that cancer would (actually, will, from the looks of it) stay here forever

his very existence is a symbol of what's wrong with this board

>>5499235
>sage in all fields
>using the word cancer

No, /b/ children. You are the cancer.

>>5498815
>double negatives

Holy fuck are you 12?

>>5499235
>>5499240
You realize the more hate you throw at him and the more drama you stir the better he looks right? Add in the notion that Johnny isn't even trying to fight back against all the negative posts thrown at him and is instead focusing on just complimenting people makes it double hard to soil his name.

>>5499246
>>5499240
nice try, samefagging cancer

you're not even from this board, go back to whatever shithole you crawled from

>>5499246
More like triple negatives. Neither/nor only people.

>>5499256
the better *I* LOOK? YOU DARE CALLING *ME* some lowly troll??

you impudent little shit

I am a martyr for the quality of topic, I sacrifice myself for upholding rules on this board

and you dare...

it is really blatantly obvious that those who think that OP doesn't deserve to be banned for what he does are either underage or don't understand the principles of 4chan

every normal person can clearly see this is right of the bat nothing but tripfag circlejerking

any other board would erase this crap within minutes

but you keep defending it

>>5499260
You're not from this board either, if you're calling potato new. She's been here since like 2008.

>>5499256
I see you must be visually impaired, otherwise you might have picked up on the fact I was preaching anything negative about Johnny at all. I love Johnny. If you'd allow me to direct you back to my post, you would see that I was directing my comments towards the fuckwit with the sage in all fields.

I politely saged because my post wasn't worth warranting a bump. Am doing so again.

Peace and Love.

>>5499271
the point is that she's not 'oldfag' enough to jerk

as Johnny perfectly demonstrated ITT

if she were popular, he'd respond

but she didn't pass the threshold

>>5499269
welp -(-(-) is a negative again

>>5499278
Er, Johnny replied to me and I've only been here two weeks...

>>5499278
but no one on this board cares about it

we're too important to adhere to some stupid rules

we're better than everyone else, so here, you can create endless off topic dramu threads, post as underage and even proudly announce so as everyone else will tap you on the shoulder for doing it, and jerk jerk jerk jerk until you fall unconscious

>>5499284
collateral damage

I mean, are you people fucking blind

>show Johnny how much you care about him.

just seeing this sentence all over and over again makes me want to puke

it's blatant narcissistic ego wanking, the thread

>>5499260
>Cancer
There's that word again.
>Samefagging
There's something you've pulled straight from your ass for some odd reason.

>>5499278
The amount of time a user has spent on a board does not determine the quality of the posts the user bestows upon it. Jesus fucking Christ fuck off back to /b/ with your LEEJUNXD bullshit logic.

Circlejerks happen. You can either hide the thread and move on, and let the people have their fun, or you can prolong the "problem" by making a big fuss about it. But if it's worth anything at all, I apologize on the behalf of everyone in the world for not hanging off every word of your hissy fit tantrums and not aligning our thoughts and opinions to compliment yours.

>>5499292
but it's Johnny lol, everyone else likes him so it's okay if he breaks rules

>>5499260
>>5499270
>>5499278
>>5499287
>>5499289
>>5499292

And an age for you, Johnny. Keep on truckin'.

>>5499296
>The amount of time a user has spent on a board does not determine the quality of the posts the user bestows upon it. Jesus fucking Christ fuck off back to /b/ with your LEEJUNXD bullshit logic.

are you completely retarded? I'm pretty sure your just one of the pathetic foreinger trolls who come here and make the >please respond threads trying to wank their own ego and then you write about this on your own board how you're "ALPHA AS FUCK" because you totally got laid with a chick today (read: a girl on /cgl/ responded to you)

if you had the ability to read things, you'd understand that this isn't mine logic, it's Johnny's

>>5499292
get the pole out of your ass.

>>5499302
yep, great, so I was just talking to some 13 year old boy from /b/ all the time, great

yes I mad so much, you so "epikk win xD xD", congratulations, 10/10

I'm done with this thread

>>5499278
Potato has posted in almost every Johnny thread and gets a response. She must have gotten skipped due to the guy not knowing who her character was. I'm willing to bet that the next time he posts you will see her get compliments.

Also stop calling this a tripfag circlejerk when a majority of of the pictures that get posted here belong to anon.

>>5499315
ok, 11/10 now, but if you're really just stupid and it can't penetrate your thick skull

the tripfag that's getting jerked

is Johnny

he's basically put his dick out in front of /cgl/

and asked for all of us to suck it and jerk it

and all of you gladly obey ( "cos it's johnnyyyy, he's such a nice guy lol, everyone else says so so it must be true" )

I hate you

>>5499305
You're very quick to assume I'm not from this board for some reason. You're also very quick to wheel out the insults and strawman bullshit because you apparently can't hold an intelligent thought in your head for two seconds without reverting back to the mannerisms of a 14 year old schoolgirl.

And no, I was talking about you. You need to fuck off with your nofunallowed.jpg bullshit, quit acting so fucking entitled and calm down. Just hide the thread/his trip. Your barrage of awful grammar and childish namecalling is embarrassing. You're the shitposter here.

>>5499292
You've never watched Johnny Bravo haven't you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA

OP is perfectly in character

>>5499324
Hahahaha oh my God this is autism gold.

>>5499327
no, you moron, I know perfectly well what the series is about

but pretending it's roleplaying and not a guise for this disgusting narcissistic shit ("THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT MEEEE, >please respond I'm a pimply faced nerd IRL I need the motivation") doesn't make it any less cancerous

he has to die, and I'm sure moot will agree with me when he reads my email

>>5499334
>I can't take a joke

>>5499312
>I'm done with this thread

Goodbye.

>>5499334
If /cgl/ likes Johnny then he is allowed to break any rules he wants. Like Barabbas in the New Testament, the Jews accepted him and gave him freedom even though he molested children and killed people.

>>5495130

>calls Jonny a beta
>Is do-you-even-lft mode

You're not even at LMAO2PLATE!!11! mode yet, faggit.

>>5499402
yea rite he's alpha as shit when avatarfagging and never posting abs because he has non lole

>>5499409

>complaing about Johnny
>bumping the thread

lol keep on newfaggin'. I'll wait for Johnny to come back. If he does.

>;_;

How dare you fucking derail a Johnny Bravo thread. He replies to everyone Anon or Tripfag unless he misses your post or doesn't know where your from. He's popular, get over it. These threads are one thing about /cgl/ that's fucking awesome, and by bitching about tripfag circlejerking, that's what you've turned this thread into, and no, that's NOT what it was originally. Go post in a dakota thread or something.

>>5499706
this thread

is just as bad

if not worse

as the dakota threads

>>5499706

QFT

>>5499717
Look who couldn't leave us alone! <3

>>5498846
That's because he knew you were my valentine, bby ;D

>>5495196
>>5495196
>>5495196
Let's get a name for this character so she can get some lovin

>>5500186
She's Mah Bitch.
That's all you need to know.

>>5495196
>>5498846
I didn't skip you babe, it takes a while to let my feelings of love warm over a tasty sweet potato like yourself. Didn't want to burn you so I took things slow so I can get the words just right.

You've done a great job to distance yourself from Buffy but be prepared to let my buffness into your manor. It's only fitting that a girl with a body that never ages dates a man who has a love that can never fade. You might want to replace that choker of yours cause my heart would be the only bloodstone you'll need to get you through life.

>>5496923
Wooooow, so pink and pretty. Dating an idol is no big game to me. Stop running away to become a pop star to find your girly side for all you need to do is run into my arms. I can show the score to a girl like you and unlike music there will be only highs and no lows in our duet of love.

>>5497531
Sorry I'm late seeing you, I just had to hide in the vault after seeing such a bombshell out in the distance. I'll be your companion regardless of your karma and reputation and will make sure you never walk the Lonesome Road ever again.

>>5497937
If you got the toast then let me say some sweet things so I can butter you up. If you're just as sweet as all the candy you eat then I'll be checking myself in to the dentist for cavities every day. Even if your time on Earth will eventually end, I'll keep the pillows in my room soft so that my bed is as fluffy as the clouds in Heaven.

>>5498864
They call you two pop stars cause you make my eyes pop out to see your pretty faces. Care to stop playing the opening act for the Teen Titans so you can spend some quality backstage time with an Adult Adonis. I hope you two know how to share as I'd really hate to ruin a good sisterly relationship

>>5501002
You've returned! Bumping for more ladies!

bumping so more ladies post their pictures

>>5501002
you disgusting spineless Beta cunt

>>5499706
>>5499706
Thank you for posting this. Johnny Threads used to be untouchable but by far this example has the biggest case of someone trying to derail it of all time. The poster does all they can to keep their stuff confined to one thread and makes occasional posts in others when its relevant. He doesn't cause drama, or replies to other people starting drama with him as all he cares about is replying to pictures and making people smile.

>>5502512
I love how you did not deny that this thread is a circlejerk for him

>>5501002
Johnny! You came back for me!
Oh, my heart. I shall swoon the night away.

>>5499774
>>5500254
You know I love you bb!

>>5502827
yeah, sure, for you

he totally wasn't waiting until enough other people jerked him too, so that he could come on their faces

you're just collateral damage

lol this thread

you fat hambests schlick to this? check mine

>>5502841
also meant to >>5495130
lol cartoons and skinny nerds

youre all 7/10 at best I bet

>>5502577
Thank you for bringing more attention to him dumbass. Now he's going to think he's important enough to be hated. You want to let his poularity die and deflate his ego? Ignore the bastard.

>>5502841
lol. Pretty damned sure I know who you are.

(Don't worry, I won't give away your secret haha. We're not all hambeasts ;) )

>>5502847
Awww.. I hope you're not who I think you are.

Otherwise, I'll have to wag a finger at you! FINGER IT FIERCELY!

>>5502577
I love you don't deny that he doesn't cause drama, is a genuinely nice person and says good things to both anon and tripfags.

>>5502884
that's the same what we did with Hitler,and look how far that got us

>>5502902
Oh god I said FINGER IT, not WAG IT.

...Fuck.

>>5503120

>>5503120
So now Johnny is

Hitler
Creepy
A Pedo

Care to add more?

>>5503477

>Hitler
I never said that
at least Hitler wasn't a narcissistic faggot

>Creepy
don't tell me he isn't
again, imagine a /r9k/ anon typing what he does
he wouldn't survive for more than 10 seconds on this board

>A Pedo
I said he may be, you don't know
if he were your age, and not ugly as fuck, he'd post his picture
but since he neither did that, or shown any interest in cosplay to begin with, it is safe to say he's probably some ugly sweaty fat nerd who jerks off to photos of little girls