>son
You know his board is mostly female, right?

>>5482629
It could be translated as "he wanted a son, but he got a daughter instead" since the "he got you" is not gender specific.

>>5482638
What if her dad already have a son? This board is not entirely made of only children, they might have brothers.

Jokes on you, my dad is as defunct as I am and he couldn't be more proud.
>helps that my older sister was a complete fuckup making me look good by comparison granted

>>5482649
The way the image is constructed it is assuming that a) there is only one child or b) there are multiple children but they are not of the wanted qualities (ie. he has a son (or daughter), whose interests and abilities does not match the criteria laid by the image, and he also has you, whether boy or girl, who is also deemed insufficien).

Well, he's not so great either, but this isn't /adv/.

You're telling me, my dad got a wizard for son even though he's a filthy muggle.

>But he abandoned me in an orphanage

Joke's on you OP, we already do all this, except for the baseball. That shit isn't popular here.

Too bad I'm practically the female version of my father only without his athletic ability, and the whole thing with me being a heterosexual female and all. And he was the one that got me into going to Conventions. I've been going to Otakon off and on since 1998, thanks to dad.

He has friends that are single mothers and will borrow their kids for a weekend when they need a break, normally they go fishing or to football games. Unless he's watching a girl then they go to something girly.

also saged.