This is why.

Bend over and we'll show you.


I hope you like strap-ons.

>>5467727
r9k has some interesting threads what's your point? Beats the hell outta wigs imo.

>>5467728
SO you're confirming my lesbian hypothesis. thanks.
anyone else want to contribute?

We are not your sister board. This board is about cosplay and lolita.

>>5467750
lolita is what now exactly?

>>5467727

>>5467765
>>5467727
Exactly. Hence why they're brother-sister boards.

>>5467755
Lolita fashion, google it.

>>5467744
>>pegging = lesbians

This is why you guys are mostly virgins.

>>5467750

and random fetish/rape troll threads, datoka hate which is obviously the new pt bullshit, asian threads, and random spamming of ponies

/r9k/ forever alone males
/cgl/ forever alone females

>>5467744
I'm a lesbian.
Hope that helps.

>>5467785
/cgl/ is actually the least forever alone board on 4chan.
Either /a/ or /jp/ would be the most.

Difference between /cgl/ and /r9k/: We can get laid. Often. We don't bitch about how we get dumped. We don't have lame ass feels and bitch about how we can't get laid in every thread.
We're assholes and drama bitches while /r9k/ is just that weird lonely graykid everyone makes fun of in highschool.

>>5467781
right excuse me for assuming a board full of chicks would be using the strap-on on each other instead of their non-existant boyfriends.

>>5467799
>Either /a/ or /jp/ would be the most.
Wrong. Pretty much 98% of all people on r9gay are single.

>>5467755
>>5467772
I typed Lolita on to imagefap once

That was a bad day

>>5467800
Keep on deluding yourself landwhale. Do what ever you need to do to keep thinking dressing up like zelda gets you the sort of lay anyone would be proud of.

>>5467791
:) honesty is nice.

>>5467806
>last survey done on /a/ and /r9k/
/a/ 90% single and 78% virgin
/r9k/ 78% single and 64% virgin

Aren't we /fa/'s sister? Smell of cheap fabric and bitter gossip, remember?

>>5467785
Why not do a cross board hookup thread?

I thought we had a weird brother complex with /fa/ or something along those lines

>/cgl/'s sister board is /r9k/
>Not /ck/

>>5467808
_____________________________________________________
REST IN BEEZYS NUJABES & JAY DEEEEEEEE

>>5467816
Landwhale? Is that all you got foreveralone faggot?
Can't deny that virgin feel?
I'll dress up like zelda and get laid. You stay at home and cry in a thread about suicide.

>>5467824
Because seagulls hate fat ugly neckbeards.

>>5467818
Cool, so we're less beta than /a/
Seconding >>5467824, let's have a hook up thread.

>>5467841
Because robots hate fat pigs.

>>5467835
must've hit a nerve if your that pissed. O and Have 0 virgin feels so there's another +1 for me. Next.

this actually reminds me of /r9k/ a little bit

>>5467727
>mfw one of my posts is in that image

>>5467841
>>5467855
mutual hate among foreveralones. any of you shitheads see this may be part of your problem?

>>5467824
>>5467824
Okay

watch out /cgl/, /r9k/ has a thing for sisters...

>>5467856
Tell me a green text story about how a cute girl dumped you for an alpha in a sad frog thread. Those ones are my favorite.

This is the sister board because both are filled to brim with delusions, disgusting threads, troll threads neither can seem to ignore, and "forever alone" types. I put that in quotation marks because /cgl/ wrongly claims to be forever alone when they reject ugly, boring or too awkward guys, and /r9k/ wrongly claims to be forever alone when they reject fat, ugly or bitchy girls.

>>5467877
Getting dumped what kind of faggot do you take me for? Bitch please bang and bail ftw.

>>5467890
Every board is like that.

>>5467890
>doesn't do pity bangs
gotta have standards.

>>5467893
I think you're a lying beta faggot pretending to be an alpha. Green text story about how you can't talk to girls then? Do you s-s-st-utter?

/Retard9000/ in a nutshell

>ANY WOMAN THAT WON'T SLEEP WITH ME IS A WHORE
>IT MUST BE THEIR FAULT I LACK BASIC SOCIAL SKILLS
>NOTHING IS MY FAULT
>IM SO LONELY

>>5467890
I've never seen a forever alone thread in /cgl/ when does that shit happen!?

>>5467893
So you were in a terrible, disfiguring accident that made you lose a hand. Wait, no. You said you were the one doing the "bailing".

An infectious disease that made you chose amputation, then?

How do you type?

>be on /r9k/
>see thread leading me here
>read thread
>determine that /cgl/ is the male version of /r9k/
>write this in greentext so robots feel more comfortable in a foreign environment

jesus the resemblance is uncanny

>>5467834
Can't believe I fell for that shit.

I freaked the fuck out because I didn't even know what the fuck a Lolita was.

Although this was years ago when I first discovered 4chan. Luckily I browsed ED far before 4chan and realized that it meant nothing.

But it got me good for a few minutes, I thought I was going to jail. Assholes man.

>>5467890
/r9k/ rejects women that are 2/10 and below and /cgl/, like all women, rejects men that are 7/10 and below.

OH SHIT THERE ARE GIRLS HERE ROBOTS LOOK COOL!

>>5467911
lol try harder please.

>>5467913
I noticed the thread disappeared after I posted my comment... take the butthurt elsewhere.

Browsing here made me realize that I'll never want to date someone from /cgl/.

>>5467924
Nice comeback fagbot.

/soc/ is your girlfriend, /r9k/. We're with /sp/.

>>5467920
>>5467920
>>5467920
THIS

This is what we mean when we say women chose to be forever alone. They have good options, but they only want the best. Forever alone men don't even have good or okay options.

>go into /r9k/
>see micropenis thread
>a few forever alone threads with sad frog
>and furry porn thread
>see fucked up penis that looks like a ginger root
>mfw

>>5467931
Now you just need to leave.

>>5467931
Why would you date anyone from4chane anyway

>>5467932
Trying to argue with someone on the internet. Pic related It's you.

>>5467952
Some people are into nerds and geeks.

>>5467954
>post old photo from like 2004
>assume my feelings are now harmed
Dun' give a fuck. /r9k/ is still the faggot board of 4chan.

>>5467960
Only the most hideous women.

Unless you mean hipsters.

>>5467966
>implying I care at all.

>>5467978
>quoted
>you curr.

>forever alone females of /cgl/ hate /r9k/
>forever alone males of /r9k/ hate /cgl/
>mfw its true opposites attract and likes repel.

>>5467986
>implying there are any forever alone women

You betas just don't get it.

This and the previous thread are some funny shit.

>>5467992
Fact. Including ugly ones.

>>5468001
post pic with time stamp to prove that anyone nearly that attractive is among you. and don't act like /fit/ would touch you fucking weaboos.

this thread

>>5468001
The pic is wrong though.
>Implying people on /cgl/ aren't fat

/fit/ is already dating /soc/.

>>5468007
Dont do it seagulls. They're just looking to add to their fap folders.
Faggots don't get to make requests. Power down fagbot.

>>5468016
Nah thats just a rumor. /fit/ unfortunately loves /cgl/

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AiNj4IYXyx2UdE1QSkNndmdYaHJLVFdxblp0OWx1LXc&hl=en_U
S#gid=0

Here's the list of some /cgl/ tripfags.

>>5468027
Prove it. Go on to /fit/ and ask them.

>>5467834

I really don't understand why people go to imagefap; I mean, I see y!answers stuff about it in relations to lolita (can't tell if they're looking for the fashion or the other lolita), but if people were so hellbent on looking up the fashion, a simple google search would suffice.

>>5468019
Right your attractiveness is clearly at such a level that dressing up is just for shits and giggles and not an attempt to snare guys with their /a/ fantasies.

>>5468036
/fit/izen here.
Keep your shitty board relationshit topics off our board.

>>5468037
What a dumbass.

People on /b/ used to troll newfags into typing Lolita onto imagefap, and it'd either be some super sexy girl or something equally awesome.

Most newfags (myself at the time included) had no idea what a Lolita was and saw imagefap as some picture hosting site and saw no harm in it.

Little did we know...

I thought it meant hot Spanish girl. It seems like a Spanish word lol.

>>5468039
Who ever said it wasn't?

>>5468061
>had no idea what a Lolita
You people clearly have no culture.

>>5468062
your presence on this board and lack of pic with timestamp are indicators.

>/fit/ likes /cgl/

hahaha oh that's a good one. /fit/ hates anime and anything anime related.

They like hot skinny busty girls. You may like /fit/ but /fit/ does not like you.

>>5468070
Yeah sorry, I'm wasn't uber kawaii as a child like you and up to date with a culture not native to my country.

Hopefully you could forgive my insolence.

>>5468072
Don't you get it? /cgl/ hates anyone with a high self-esteem. Even if she were hot, seagulls would tell her shes ugly and needs to lose weight. Posting a photo is nothing more than bait to be ridiculed by everyone. Miyu is an example.

>>5468036
>>5468076
/fit/ here

Get the fuck out of here you butthurt piece of shit.

>>5468082
>Yeah sorry, I'm wasn't uber kawaii as a child like you and up to date with a culture not native to my country.
Wow /r9k/ is really pathetic.

>>5468085
Post pics of get out.

Guys just report this thread /r9k/, I'm not sure why you're looking for here but clearly you're not going to find it

>>5468090
>says r9k is pathetic
>dresses up and acts like a cartoon character

>>5468090
I'm not even from /r9k/

I'm just saying you're pretty fucking stupid and condescending for saying someone has no culture for not knowing what something as obscure as a Lolita is.

>>5468090
>go on /r9k/
> see incest topic
> see robot love topic
> see furry love topic
> see tiny ass dick topic
> see kissless virgin topic
> shit
> shit

Just send that board to hell.

>>5468094
This isn't /b/
Posting pics proves nothing.

>>5468061

Seeing how I'm not a /b/-tard, I wouldn't normally give a damn. Maybe a picture can explain what I'm talking about.

Personally, I think these people are dumbasses >pic related

These people always show up on my search when I'm normally seeing if there are any newbie questions about Milanoo and loli-fashion related junk. Funny thing is, the lolita on imagefap questions are very similar.

>>5468107
see
>>5468112

>>5468107
Honestly compared to the amount of crying and bitching that /r9k/ does, /cgl/ enjoying a their odd niche hobby is pretty admirable.

/r9k/ is shit-tier. End of story.

>>5468112
>go on /cgl/
>see asians with dyed hair
>see bitches eating each other
>wigs, wigs everywhere
>see foreveralone thread

quit acting like dressing up makes you special snowflake.

>>5468138
>implying a cosplay board shouldn't have cosplay topics
>implying cosplay makes anyone speshil

>>5468123
When trolls use the imagefap Lolita on /b/ they don't imply what it means.

Newfags don't know what it means at all. They don't watch anime or hentai, they don't know anything about Japanese culture, they don't know it has a fashion meaning.

So they're curious and type it on imagefap. If you type lolita on imagefap a screen comes up saying that you were trying to look for CP and your IP address has been recorded and sent to the authorities.

So they freak out and post questions on Y!A among other places, like "omg I don't want to go to jail, what just happened" which is what you're seeing.

Hopefully this helps you understand.

>>5468144
>implying r9k shouldn't be foreveralone and bitching threads

balls in your court faggot

>>5468150
/r9k/ was made for original content newfaggot.

I'm guessing you're a part of the whiny foreveralone crowd that have turned it into the steaming pile of shit that it is today.

>obligatorysageforatrollthread

unrelated to the thread, but does /cgl/ take requests?

>>5468150
You're right. /r9k/ is still a shitty board full of unattractive neckbearded kissless bitchy virgins and /cgl/, filled with whiny bitchy 7/10's still hates them.
Are we still beating this dead horse? There's a bounty of green text story topic's you're missing.

>>5468154
so you get pissed for not taking the opportunity to turn the board into what you wanted and instead get mad at us for creating it in out image? makes sense T.T

>>5468162
There's an over wheliming amount of misogynistic asshats who out weight the amount of original content asshats.

>>5468161
pics for 7/10 rating or I must assume both boards are on the same level

>>5468109
>I'm just saying you're pretty fucking stupid and condescending for saying someone has no culture for not knowing what something as obscure as a Lolita is.
American education at its finest.

>>5468163
feel free to make your own OC thread stating why you believe in misandry so strongly.

/old9k/ is still fairly decent, closer to the original anyhow.
4chan's is worse than ever though.

>Fat girls
>7/10
>Not 4/10

Really?

>>5468128
One whines about being alone and never attempts anything constructive to fix it (because being avoided by EVERYONE because you can't treat them with the basic respect that everyone is owed is totally not your fault)


The other dresses in strange clothes with friends

/r9k/ is in dire need of psychological help.

>>5468166
Yes because knowing what Lolita fashion is going to benefit the average person in any way, shape or form and should be included as part of the educational system.

Also, way to generalize a country pig.

>>5468164

http://tinypoop.com/cglchat

>>5468179
Depression vs. dressing up and acting like obscure cartoon characters.

The fuck you mean r9k needs the most help?

>>5468180
>fashion
You're so dumb, jesus fucking christ.

>>5468184
And the funny thing is that /r9k/ thinks they're smart.

>>5468184
Oooh that hurt. I'm dumb for not understanding this Lolita thing. Because that's how we measure intelligence now.

Meanwhile I'm still in Law school with a 4.0. Have fun cosplaying as cartoon characters.

>>5468189
Proof. Or no one gives a fuck.

>>5468189
this. Bunch of butthurt foreveralone landwhale piss flaps in this thread

>>5468189
It just shows that you have zero culture.

>>5468183
robot lurker here

>/r9k/
>forever alone threads
>neet threads
>suicide threads
>murder threads
>robot love threads (i dont even..)
>misogyny threads

All currently on the front page of /r9k/.

>/cgl/
>cosplay related shit
>a /soc/ thread
>cosplay drama or something

Yea, /r9k/ is batshit.

>>5468189
>Meanwhile I'm still in Law school with a 4.0.
lol no you arent faggot.

>>5468189
Yet you have no basic understanding of grammar.
How does that work?

>>5468199
It's funny you're equating troll threads and normal depression forum chat topics as less sane than voluntarily dressing up and acting like a fictional character in real life. But then agin seeing as you are buying into this whole "cosplay" is healthy bull shit there is no point in trying to show you the error. Kinda like trying to argue with a preacher that god doesn't exist.

I hate you all. Cosplayers and Robutts. You two are arguing like a old married couple. Enjoy being the worst two boards on 4chan.

>>5468213
I actually enjoy /cgl/ while knowing how horrible of a board it is. Now, /r9k/ flat out annoys me. Too many desperate guys.

>>546821you'd feel the opposite if you were male

>>5468212
Whoa brobot. You've got too many feels there.
Pack 'em up and take them back to your shitty desperate board.
Go participate in that baby dick thread. Home sweet home, eh?

>>5468212
Don't try to glorify your dumb ass board. It's shitty and you know it.

>>5468224
there are 0 feels in that thread hombre. We don't like your kind round here.

This board makes me think there is no hope for humanity. Look back and you'll realize why you all are forever alone. Good day!

>>5468227
not glorifying just making a logical point. But I forgot logic is a poor tactic on a board full of batshit whores.

>>5468229
Don't like you 'round my kind robot. Now get.
Just fuckn' with you. Seriously, that board is entertaining. It reminds me of all my favorite shitty reality shows.

>>5468234
It's plenty logical claiming every thread that makes your board look bad is a troll.

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

>>5468234
> logic is a poor tactice because I'm a whiny fagbot suffering from a severe case of butthurt.

Seriously. Your board isn't as meaningful as you're trying to make it. Power down robot.

>>5468237
Not to be a dick but this board reminds me of...well.. nothing. I have seldom seen faggotry on this scale.

>>5468154
>>original content
>>original
>>mfw half the threads are 'how do I into sex?'

How does it feel to be /adv/'s even more beta older sibling?

>>5468246
and this board is? jesus fuck I hope dressing up really doesn't mean that much to you and It's really just a method of getting your attention fix

>this thread

>>5468183
Depression is the least of your problems
some of you come off as actively sociopathic and psychotic

But you don't get help.
You just whine.

You don't try to support each other in healthy ways
You blame an unprovable and improbable feminist conspiracy as if considering the opposite sex as little more than cattle was reasonable.

You claim to be intelligent when you are tied with /pol/ and /int/ for the title of "board suffering from the most cognitive distortion"

>>5468252
>attention fix
that's all this board really is. Hobby, creation, and attention. It's a fact and we know it. In other news, the grass is green and period stains turn brown over time.

>>5468189
>>law school

Fellow law fag reporting in. You got around to drawing up torts yet?

>>5468246
>Your board isn't as meaningful as you're trying to make it

It use to be...

I'm still not entirely sure why moot brought /r9k/ back though. It's worse than it was before it was deleted.

>>5468259
>You blame an unprovable and improbable feminist conspiracy

Feminism is responsible the the vast majority of societal problems we face today.

>>5468261
Don't get me started on torts those fuckers.

>>5468252
>getting your attention fix
>one of the slowest boards on 4chan

Jesus fucking christ.

>>5468262
Apparently there was a shit storm because it was taken down.

>>5468259
yep r9k isn't a land of butterflies, rainbows and singing kum-by-nigger around the campfire. deal with it. Sorry we aren't into supporting you anti-social habits by commenting on the best wig.

>>5468265

>>5468272
>implying the attention fix doesn't come form irl. seriously faggot you're in over your head here go work on your dress or some shit.

>>5468269
Shows what you know, crotch rot. A tort is an act; not a document.

Poster confirmed for lying faggot.

>>5468281
>implying /r9k/ isn't anti-social
You're right instead robots like discussing hot sisters and tfw a cute girl think's youre an aspie.

Seriously. Your board sucks ass and you know it. Why defend it? Got too much internet pride?

Does /r9k/ really think we give a shit about them? We just want distance from you.

>>5468287
>in over your head
As if the fagbots here trying to defend their shitty board aren't.

>>5468290
It's obvious the guy you're talking to and the original poster of that statement aren't the same people.

>>5468296
considering "sucking" and enjoyment are purely subjective terms I'd suggest going back to doing whatever it is you do on this board. I have also noticed you have yet to say why you think dressing up and acting like a cartoon makes you better then the people who browse r9k.

And we both know this board has is share of foreveralone/tfw I can't get a guy. Face it this is the shit version of r9k where you all talk about dresses and anime instead of being a real person.

>>5468308
That's why I didn't say it was the OP; just a "poster". True, the trick question was meant for them, but that doesn't mean whichever anon responded (probably in an attempt to impersonate OP) isn't also a lying faggot who doesn't know what they're talking about.

How does /cgl/ feel about

/a/
/co/
/tg/
/v/

>>5468319
>/a/
>/co/
>/tg/
Ok boards, usually on topic.

>/v/
Kinda immature and annoying.

>>5468319

>/a/
Creepiest and most forever alone people on 4chan.
>/co/
okay
>/tg/
okay
>/v/
shit

>>5468315
Silly robot. We make fun of roleplaying cosplay faggots who legit think they're kawaai sugoi ugguu princess. We have weaboo horror story threads quit often.

Howeber, being in costumes doesn't matter. On this board, the seagulls in the costume are much more adjusted than the losers of /r9k/
If your only argument is "O YEA U WEAR COSTUMES" to a board about costumes then you, sir, are pants on head retarded.

>implying there's never a discussion about the cosplayer themselves

We gossip and bitch about "real" people all the time.

>implying seagulls can't get a guy

Also wrong. A majority of us are females. As you robots know, females are never foreveralone.

>>5468319
>boards that support us
OMG THEY GOOD

>everyone else
WE BETTER THAN THEM

>>5468281
>/r9k/
>Calling someone else antisocial

COMEDY GOLD

>>5468315
/r9k/ is the shit version of /r9k/. Cosplayers who "act" like whoever it is they're dressed as are generally looked down upon here. Making costumes is fun and it's honestly pretty cool to see how the really skillful ones put together some of the more complicated designs.

Furthermore, cosplay is occasionally done for costume-related events, but more-often-than-not is usually reserved for conventions. It's fun to put a lot of work into a costume and go show off your work at a place where people who share your hobbies and interests are gathered. Also, a lot of people involved with favorite fandoms (such as actors, voice actors, artists and writers) host panels there so it's cool to check it out.

You would know all of this if you left the house.

tl;dr: Sure it might not be the "coolest" hobby ever, but fuck you we're enjoying ourselves.

>>5468319
Shitty, hipster.
Hipster, same topics over and over (can't blame them on that though but it's way more comics and sexism trolls than cartoons)
Awesome. Great original content too.
Second most popular board to /b/ and therefore a very mixed bag.

>>5468326
well the point was not that you wear costumes but the psych that leads you to engage in this behavior to begin with and then classify it as more "acceptable" than normal feelings of anger and depression.

Next, like "seagulls" not all robots are foreveralone. Generalizing doesn't suit you. Stop doing it. As for being adjusted being alone and having a small group of accepting friends or engaging in secret deviance hardly places you in a position to be calling yourself "well-adjusted" . In fact by engaging in deviant behavior on this level and pubicly seeking advice on how to improve this shows that you are not, infact, well adjusted in the slightest. Sure your obscure interests are more likely to attract a group with similar intrests that develops close ties due to shunning. But does that forced friendship and bond make you better then the stereotypical "r9k shut in"

>implaying you won't end up settling for someone similar to an arcanine once you social capital plummets at 30
>implying they will want your crazy ass then

>>5468337
anti-social behaviors are not limited to being "foreveralone" this dressing up is an anti-social behavior.

>>5468352
>>comes into this board and starts a thread based off of generalizations
>>chastises people for making generalizations

lol k

Going to an anime convention dressed as a character isn't really a bad thing.

>>5468338
I don't expect some one who participates in this faggotry to understand. Your self esteem gets boosted by thinking you are one of the "attractive" and "normal" hobby boards. I get it think what ever you like if it helps you sleep better at night.

>>5468379
/cgl/ is probably the most well adjusted board on 4chan.