Huh... Still doesn't explain why I've been photographed more in public than you AND have steady relationships.
I'll settle for being a size 5 'jealous fattie' & married, thanks.

>>5466853

Goddamn, How far up does her forehead go?!

>>5466862
As far as she can shop it

Looks like a doll and reminds me of the "uncanny valley" hypothesis.

shut up kotakoti isn't even relevant anymore

Oh how will I survive

Cathy, no one cares about your fivehead daughter. Go away.

Haha, implying it didn't take you several hours to look like this in the first place, then severely edit it because of your own insecurities of not looking your ideal 24/7. Can't be jelly of something anyone can do/does.

Why would I be jealous of shitty photoshop skills.

Hi cathy! hows your begging going?

>>5466945
Are you kidding me?

>>5466945
WOW. Thats a winner right there.
Holy shit.
Thats the most desperate thing I've seen in my life.
Sucking dick behind the 7/11 to get money for her daughters' $20,000 trip would be more effective/ realistic.
Just... wow...

Picture irrelevant to thread, yet relevant to board.

>>5466945
What is even...

>>5466945
How pathetic.

okay what the fuck

>DAKOTA LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE EMMA STONE

so you're not even going to pretend you're not whoring your daughter out?

>>5466862

All the way to the moon.

In fact, I've heard that NASA have actually made plans to stop all space expeditions to the moon as they're going construct a rail line on her forehead and just use that instead.

>>5467089

truly a beauty of our time

>>5466945

She manages to beat even the worst pageant mom in their insanity. My god.

Wonder if any of those celebs are going to donate or tell her off for being a crazy bitch.

There's another Rolling Stone article in this. "Insane mother of internet attention whores harasses celebrities to pay for her daughters to move to LA. Banned from ever visiting the West coast or New York with the amount of restraining orders."

>>5467114

So far, none of the people she's begged has donated any more haha

But yeah, I was actually planning on writing a letter to Rolling Stone (as they legally HAVE to reply and can't just delete it like an email) asking why they didn't bother to conduct proper research on Kirsten and her family before writing the article as it came across as extremely bias and skewed and covered up a lot of facts.

I'd be interested in hearing a reply, I can even claim to be one of the people she bullied online. I have no problem with lying about that seeing as I know there are literally thousands of people she bullied who're unable to step forward.

>>5466945
>Dakota looks a little bit like Emma Stone
Bitch you have gone too far.

>>5467139
Well, the obvious answer to that is it's a pop culture magazine, not a broadsheet interested in writing about facts.

Sensationalism sells.

And I'm out because why does anyone give a fuck about this unrelated to Cosplay/Lolita girl again?

>>5467166

BECAUSE, BECAUSE INJUSTICE

AND, AND STUFF, YOU BIG FUN-SPOILER

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415

They pick the least retarded pics of her.
Also- it neglects to say how she got so internet famous, by being a bitch.

Okay, I have no idea who this chick is, but she is kind of adorable even for someone with a gigantic forehead.

What I'm getting from this thread is that her Mom is a whore of the sorts and thinks her daughter is 20x more attractive than she really is?

Do want to hear the rest of the dirt on this girl. Moar?

>>5466945
>AND You can hang out with Dakota and I
> at Disney World, Universal Studios, Harry
>Potter, Island of Adventures! We will even
>show you around Orlando and take you out
>to dinner. If you're not in the Orlando area,
>you will arrange your flight and hotel
>accommodations.


So let me get this straight. They are using a website created for real projects and startups to basically whore themselves and try to snap some easy money?

>>5467324

Oh man, don't even get me started. There is a whole tapestry of bullshit surrounding this family..

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Kotakoti

>>5466945

>>5467349
Thanks! =D I haven't been on /cgl/ in the longest time.

>>5467341
Link to the kickstarter page?

>>5467062
Well at least now we know where her look was inspired from. Her father's trying to sell her off as an Emma Stone clone.

>>5467341
>If you're not in the Orlando area, you will arrange your flight and hotel accommodations.


So in addition to donating $2000 to them, if you want to hang out with them for the "prize", you'll have to pay for your own flight and hotel room?

What kind of desperate tart would actually DO that?

>>5467419
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kikikannibal/a-tale-of-two-sisters

>>5467429
Right? When you are looking to Charlie Sheen for help, you have clearly hit a low point in life. Either that or you're just hoping that he's high enough to think this is a good idea.

Am I the only one who thinks her begging style is like listening to someone on an online game try to beg for items/gold except in real life?

>>5467439
WHOA! For 2k, I can hang out with them AND get a letter and a keychain and a t-shirt... BUT for $135 I get some jewelry?

.....=/

And now she's feeling the heat and trying to "clear the air"

http://kotakoti.com/?p=635

>>5467466

THIS IS AN IDEAL DESCRIPTION

I had the exact same experience today in WoW.

>running around Stormwind picking up dailys for Love is in the Air
>get a request for a party
>accept
>me: Oh hey, how can I help
>guy: gold
>me: ...er.. what?
>guy: gold plz
>me: dude, you can't just go around asking people for gold
>guy: plz just 50g
>me: dude, fuck off. Gold is easier then ever to make ingame now
>guy: plz, 40g then
>me: /leave party
>guy: /whisper why u leave? plz

Someone make a meme of Dakota saying "gold. gold plz" haha

>>5467468
How about the description of the letter?
>a personal adorable hand written thank you letter/package (you'll feel as if you are receiving a present on a holiday! that's how neat we make them)

Hey, I just thought of something.

CATHY.
SELL YOUR DAUGHTERS' PANTIES.
You'll make that $20000 in no time, no begging required.

Google it.

>>5466945
I don't know what's worse, pimping your daughters to celebrities and the fucking dali lama or thinking you're going to raise $20k in donations in 50 days for a vacation in LA.

What do you think happened?

>>5467516
I'd rather the coal from Santa, at least I would know it's real.

>>5467469
So I read a few posts on cgl. I expected her to be at least as delusional as PT.. But no. This makes her seem perfectly reasonable.
Jesus, cgl.

>>5467555

She got an email from a rich African prince who wants to deposit $207, 290.73 into her bank account.

>>5467555
She's not pregnant.

>>5467555
maybe she finally got someone to take her as a model

>>5467567
read her ED
watch the videos
ask for screencaps of shit she's said and done

>>5467567
It's perfectly reasonable until you notice that instead of publicly being a bitch she's now attacking girls on Tumblr anonymously.

>>5467567
Nope.jpg.
Making fun of lesbians whas the TIP of the iceberg on the shit that she's said. She can't even come forward about that properly. She continually blames it on her age, that she was young, and it happened so long ago, but in reality she was and still is like that. She was quite proud of being 'disgusting' too. Then when she got popular she started to delete/hide all the shit that she said just to backpeddal.

Did anyone read about the new article she write on her blog?

>>5467652
>she write on her blog

>>5467652
What, the "apology"?
Older than old news.

>can't even say 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
Holy shit this video on the kickstarter is such a trainwreck. If you're going to edit stuff out why not edit your inane ramblings about a 'swan heart' out of it.

/cgl/ how can you photoshop over her picture!

>>5467713
uh yeah, we posted them on -her- blog, too.

...What?

>>5467713
That's so funny because SHE DOES IT ON HERSELF ALL THE TIME.


>>5467111

The thing I love best about this scenario is that the only way she can really go about halting this ALMOST entirely would be to actually go out and officially copyright every image and video relating to them, but that would cost them thousands of dollars and they can't afford it because they won't mow their lawn! hahaha

>>5467111
holy shit she looks different

anyone has the original (un)photoshopped one?

>>5467571
This is a rather interesting scheme...

>>5467821
someone would have to hack her computer

even then she probably saves over the original files

What does Cathy look like? I don't think I've ever actually seen a picture of her.

>that feel when you're male and can only stand by and watch/laugh at everyone involved in the drama

>>5467897
men dont belong in this realm
you need to get out

>>5467933
I'm here forever.

>>5467713
>>people are manipulating my photos and blaming me for it so they can have the excuse to be "haterzzz" and call me fake it's not my doing or my fault honest!

Holy shit the persecution complex on this girl. She is deluded as fuck. That shit is almost like, PT-level delusional, maybe even worse.

Don't try to understand the Ostrengas. It cannot be done.

It would make my year if someone found a pic of Cathy Ostrenga, non shooped of course.

>>5468049
Task acquired

no...no I think I'm pretty gorgeous
I may not be dainty and innocent looking

-but there's other kinds of beauty

btw: Does Dakota actually lurk /cgl?

>>5468193
yeah, it's been pretty well proven a few times

her mom lurks more than she does though which is weirder

>>5466945
>I want him to be my babysitter!

>>5466945
Wait why the fuck is she hitting Trent Reznor up for money?

mama o in da house

>>5468422
I can clearly imagine this face typing all caps walls of text.

>>5468422
I couldn't find her, but... that's their mom...?

>>5467933
Image saved. Thankyou anon for the lulz

>>5468422
Is she Russian? Kiki and Dakota had russian networking sites and there was a lot of info on there but her parents are listed as different people. I bet if someone spoke Russian they could fine more about her mom because she speaks Russian
http://vk.com/kiki_mimieux_kannibal

>>5467713
you have to be... you have to be fucking kidding me!
these are all her own images hosted on her own site! noone has shooped anything.

her delusions are reaching PT-levels.

>>5466945
Have any of them even responded to her? I would think that they would dismiss that as spam, but seriously, the ALLCAPS is hurting my eyes...

DONATE MONEY TO MY WORLD FAMOUS DAUGHTERS OR THE CYBERBULLIES WILL WIN

YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE ADULTS ON PRESCRIBED MEDICATION

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF HATERS. I ASKED THE DALAI LAMA TO SEND LIGHT TO MY DAUGHTERS

>>5468856
Paying the electric bill may be more effective.

Was worth a shot to post something regarding her "GUYS I'M 16" in her apology post. Though I'm like 100% sure it wont be accepted.

>>5468422
why does she look so.... angry?

>>5466945
>they are taking a risk

what

>>5469006
Failure at life does that to you. Also, not having enough money to hire Mexicans to mow your lawn.

check link on this pic.

don't post the link here you will be banned.

>>5469206
what is it? I want to see but also don't want to go end up looking at anything fucked up :o

>>5468422
Half those faces say "I accidentally shat myself" to me.

>>5469348

website cache of one rare video of them, the video where koti eats a banana, it's funny but it's gross

pic related

>>5469379
I am reminded of the story of how her two daughters were born.

>>5469422
It's too bad "I didn't Know I was Pregnant" wasn't on then.

>>5469444
Due to her obesity, she popped out a baby when she thought she was just cutting cheese.

>>5469206
Wow, that's disgusting.

Now where do I upload it?

>>5469492
Bump for answers

>>5469705

tinypic.com? i dunno.

more fun links
don't post the links here they will get you banned.
unless you upload the videos somewhere else.

>>5470006
are they drinking alcohol with their dad in that video? someone should report it

>>5470006
They looked so awkward and fun until the end where they'd pop balloons and go 'lol there goes the haters' so naturally.

Were these kids raised to go like that by their parents for real?

>>5470261
Surprisingly enough, no, they aren't. I thought they were too, but then I realized it's this drink called Jones's Pure Cane Soda.

>>5470277
that shit is delicious

Isn't this the same 'Barbie' chick from Russia? Or am I missing something?

>>5470277
>Jones
>Not drinking Boylan

Damn, I want to update her ED article, so many lulz to add, but they are having bugs right now.

>>5470389
Go back to bed, spoony.

video of their dad dancing like a stripper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfLVkUwbySw

>>5470390
spoony? where

why isn't she making a video of her pissing in public wearing that corset?

>>5470390

>wake up
>see this

Sorry but that actually isn't me. You're actually getting way too paranoid, I'm not the only person who has contributed to the ED page. Maybe stop lurking around threads desperately trying to find a sniff of me (and failing)?

>>5470499
Can you just fuck him already? He's so upset.

>>5470505
You do know that he has threatned to kill her for years, while distributing her naked pictures to her friends and family?

>>5470527

hahaha

>>5470505

Fuck Sieg?

Ewwwwwwwwww nooooooo!

why does spoony ruin every thread about everything.

if she was going to admit she was spoony in every thread why even drop the trip in the first place

>>5470538
Because everybody keeps randomly going all 'OMG SPOONY GTFO'.

It's not Spoony, it's the people that obsess over her. Like you.

>>5470499
Shut up, Cathy.

>>5470536
: (

>>5470558

Sieg, sorry but you're actually totally obnoxious and repulsive to me, and that's based just on your personality.

>>5470633
meh, thats just for 4chan

>>5470542
That was actually my first time commenting about Spoony, nigger.
Nice try, Spoony.

wtf is spoony?

>>5470467
This made me like Dakota.

...Am I the only one who still thinks someone should call social services on their brother? To help him get out of there, I mean.

>>5470740
I think the social services should be called for all of the kids. These adults are willingly handing their kids over to people who want to beat them up and torture them because they raised them to be complete asshats, and when their kids whore themselves out, they think it's cute and encourage it.

>>5470672

Yup
I myself think she was much more interesting before the whole ''perfect angel'' thing

>>5470740

Face is, he's the older brother so he's no longer a child, he's an adult. A sad truth is that not a lot of services exist for helping people his age with learning difficulties, and the ones that do exist don't do their bloody job right.

I'm speaking from experience here of course. I used to be signed up with all kind of help agencies myself, but as soon as I turned 18, then dropped me like a hot potato.They just don't want to know.

>>5470766

Fact*

>>5470754
She's the same now as she was then. The only difference now is that she looks more beautiful and people are jealous.

>>5470768

Am I the only one who doesn't think Dakota is beautiful? She does look good in her pictures, but that's not way she looks in real life, it's all smoke and mirrors.

I don't think she's ugly, but she's no prize pig.

It makes me scoff whenever I read comments from people saying "You're just jealous!", because I'm really, really, really not.

>>5470775
If you weren't jealous you wouldn't be kicking and screaming whenever someone calls her beautiful.

>>5470775
I wouldn't mind having her looks, it's her personality that bothers me, and that's completely her mothers' fault. Yes, some parts of peoples' lives comes from their friends and environment, but most of it from those two girls is from being exposed to the internet too much without any supervision whatsoever.

It almost makes me glad I was raised with my mother, and I've been told I should've been taken into child services care long ago.

>>5470775

Also, she looked a hell of a lot prettier before she started doing this whole "kawaii ningyo hime desu" crap. At the moment she looks like she belongs in the uncanny valley, but before in pictures like this one, she looks like a mature, grounded, well-adjusted, pretty young Caucasian girl.

It's just a shame er attitude fucking sucks.

>>5470781

I'm kicking and screaming, where is this now? Please point it out to me?

>>5470775
if a candid shot of her ever gets out on the net her fans are gona be in for a nasty shot.

>>5470799

Yup.

How old is she here? Because her nose looks quite wide and I can't tell if this is just because she's young and still has her babby nose or what? Her hair says otherwise.

>>5470804
no idea, but all the younger pics I see of her she has a nigger nose.

>>5470804
8, at last Kiki said so when she posted it.

>>5470818

Nah, I don't think she's as young as 8.

I believe in this image here that she's around 10, and in the B&W image she's around 12-13. I believe this accurately corresponds with the time they were on Myspace and posting this shit, but I could be wrong.

she was such an ugly little troll when she was younger lmao i can't stand it

idgaf if she edits her pictures, she looks 100% better in those than during her retarded scenekid days

>>5470825
Well, Kiki said so > http://kikikannibal.buzznet.com/user/photos/dakota-rose-age-umm-8/?id=45212701

My sister was one of the people she bullied... they're about the same age and my sister was a total scene kid. Despite the fact that even then she was extremely over weight she photographs really well with myspace angle and what not and ended up being invited to an invite only scene kid thing on myspace. Kiki saw some of my sister's candid shots and proceeded to harass her over her weight and saying that my sister didn't deserve to be there due to her size. And like a mature person my sister just ignored her and the comments she would leave in the community/on her page or whatever, because she had been bullied her whole life for being fat and taller then all the other kids.

When my dad found out, his first question was whether or not the girl went to school with us; if she did he was going to have her go to the councilor. After that like a normal parent that actually parents he asked to see the comments. Some of my sister's photos were not appropriate for her age and he made her remove them along with this she had written that he didn't think were appropriate as well (and when she refused to do it he punished her by taking the computer away). The next thing my dad did was to just ignore it. Because it's the internet and you ignore it when people you don't know trash talk you online just like you do in real life.

If my dad was more immature I would get him to make a step by step video tutorial on what to do when your child is cyber bullied and how to correctly behave when your child does something they shouldn't be doing online.

pfft this >>5470842 is in response to >>5467139

>>5470837

Right, that is really weird because apparently Dakota is only 18 months younger then Kirsten. If she was really 8 there, then that means that Kirsten was only 9 - 9 and a half.

I don't know what to think.

Kirsten is pretending she's half Russian on her mothers side.

She's listed her parents as Natalia Volkova and Philip Ostrenga.
Her parents are really named Cathy L. Tierney and Scott Ostrenga...

I think Dakota is beautiful. She used to be downright ugly in her scene days so the transformation is quite incredible. But there is no denying that she is pretty now.

>>5470842

Would you be interested in me enclosing a statement from your you or sister about how Kirsten targeted and bullied your younger sister, so I could forward it on to Rolling Stone?

I'm not sure when I'm going to sit down and type out the letter because honestly, I'm not very good with the whole verbose thing. I still think something needs to be done though.

>>5466945

I haven't been following any of these threads so I'm not familiar with any of this, (I miss PT drama) but I just happened to see this and it is one of the most disgusting displays of desperation I have ever seen

>>5470934
You mean what she said on that VK profile someone linked to above? That profile is faker than fake. So much shitty English combined with stuff copied and pasted from her real sites. Not to mention the profile said she went to Germany recently, which to my knowledge she never did.

>>5470499
Have you tried uploading a pic onto ED recently? Everytime I try and upload a picture I get this message? Im trying to figure out if its just me or if its happening to everyone.

>>5470943
If you want to go on ahead.

>>5470934
Well they legitimately could be half Russian. I'm half Russian and I have a nose kind of like Dakota's unshooped nose. But then again I'm also half black and have seen noses like mine mostly on Asian woman... so who knows... My uncle always says Russian genes make it so you can never be certain what ethnicity someone is exactly.

>>5467139
>But yeah, I was actually planning on writing a letter to Rolling Stone (as they legally HAVE to reply and can't just delete it like an email)

What makes you think they legally have to reply to your letter?

>>5470965

That has happened to me a few times, but I found it was mostly when I had profanity in the filename. If renaming the file doesn't work, try copying and pasting it into another bitmap image and save as jpeg, gif, png, whatever it needs to be etc.

>>5470978

Well, it was something my sister told me when she was studying law at college. She was telling me about a few loopholes within companies and apparently they're allowed to ignore things like emails, but if they receive a written letter, they legally have to respond.

I don't know if there are other circumstances involved or what, this is just what she told me.

>>5471008
You are retarded.

>>5470965
You need to name the image an extension, fucknut, not a title. You're not trying to make it pretty, you're trying to give it a filename to add to the article. No spaces, add a .jpg or .gif or whatever after it.

Fuck, does ED need a mandatory unskippable tutorial or something?

>>5471031

Okay, I'm not that girl who's asking for help, but I've ran into the same issue and you couldv'e been a little nicer about it.

Just FYI, I've had this error appear regardless of whether I've saved the file as JPEG or not. Sometimes it just happens, fucknut.

Am I the only one who doesn't think Dakota's pretty?

>>5471150
No, I do too. Just her personality makes her looks like a train wreck

Well, at least we don't look like 5-year-old pedo-bait.

>>5471190

Correction, at least we don't look like an 18 year old who's trying to look like 5-year-old pedo-bait.

Hey, can anyone read Japanese/Chinese? Kooter's got a few replies to her apology in moonrunes but Google translate just spits out pure gibberish. I'm wondering if its just asian spammers?

>>5467713

oh yea, no photoshop here, lol

yeah, she's pretty.

But she's a bitch, and a psycho, so she is automatically repulsive.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

>>5471718

This should be taught in health class. Just a whole day on "Never stick your dick in crazy".

>>5471718
>implying she's not a closet lesbian anyway

>>5471736
>>implying I would stick my silicone dick in crazy

>>5471743
>implying she wants silicone dick and not her sister's stinky, menstruating coot

Dakota..I feel so sorry for you. Like damn. But you're still a vapid cunt.

>>5468540
Their mother's maiden name is "Tierny"

not very Russian.

>>5467111
The only thing this proves to me is that she is better off without photoshop.

>>5472653
except that one is still photoshooped. just to a lesser extent

>>5466945
>If they don't make the 20k after 49 days they dont get anything


stupid lazy bitches

>>5472097
Cathy Lynn Tierney Ostrenga

I'll just leave that there

>>5472722
and they're "taking a risk"

how the fuck is that taking a risk?

>>5472730
It's not

>>5472735
I know it's not, but how is she trying to pull it off as a risk?

if they don't get 20k it just means they don't get the cash they're gotten so far.
It doesn't mean they can't try again, or get "FAMIOUS", or lose money

>>5472761
Because she's a liar and their family are experts at twisting words and stories to suit themselves. Simple.

>>5472711
Dear God! what a hideous girl! Just stop, she is pretty, deal with it.

>>5472800
I don't think anyone has ever tried to claim she's ugly, but none of us know what she actually looks like under the shop/make up. It's just speculation into her real face, chillout yo.

>>5472800
when did I say that?
I said it was still shooped and she still had a lot of make up on
the point is she doesn't even look like her "not photoshopped" picture. And these are speculations based on videos and slightly older photos when she was worse with shoop(although still heavy with make up and occasionally editing and lighting tricks)


chill
captcha: aristsn Plastic

>>5470814
Tbh, I think she looks really cute in all these photos. I mean, not so much in bottom left or right pics, but those are silly photos that aren't meant to be flattering. I would have loved to be allowed the creative liberty Dakota was with fashion when I was that age.

>>5472873
at the price of the vanity it caused?

>>5472800
Yeah, no one is saying she's ugly. We just speculate on her photoshopping because she's never honest about it. She obviously shops herself and says it's just lights, says she doesn't wear falsies, says she never wore extensions, says she doesn't wear circle lens, which I'm sure she has at LEAST a few times. It's ridiculous. How can anyone think her apology or whatever else she says is sincere when she lies with such ease on a regular basis? Mind you, I don't think there is anything wrong about wearing fake lashes, lenses, etc., but why go to the trouble of lying about it? Everything is fabricated about this girl.

>>5472924
>posting on /cgl/
>implying they aren't already vain

>>5472937
i'm sorry.. i should have specified that it was a really unhealthy vanity. at that very young age (did we say it could have been 8-10?), kids begin to feel self-aware and insecure about their looks, because they're just starting to hit puberty. to reach that age and have kiki and cathy as your closest companions.... i can't imagine how much pressure must have been pushed onto her appearance. and her appearance only. :\
poor thing turned out so sour because her family probably thought it was hilarious.

Srs question. Is Dakota or Nigri the queen of /cgl/?

>>5472995
it's still PT

>>5472995
PT will always be our queen
Nigiri and dakota are like the step sisters of peacock feather who is the princess

Yayahan and Miyu are the retired queens

I don't necessarily think I'm prettier than you, and I've never hated on you, but from what I can from your god awful try-too-hard personality I definitely feel more attractive than you hahah

>>5473045
You're prettier. So real.

>>5473045
>>5473067
To add on, I really like the way you did your eyes, it makes the contacts look nice. Does not scare me, or look like you're going to consume my soul, lol.

>>5473090
>>5473067

Thanks. Yeah that's what I was going for, since the contacts I had before that made me look like a snake with a lazy eye lol

THIS IS SOME UGLY FUCKING JEWELLERY.

Sorry, I'm clearly the superior in this contest. The jojo-pose is just to let the beauty sink in.

>>5473123
obby.

>>5473122
Yes it is. I'm going to bedazzle something and sell it to rich people!

>>5473045
Your eyes...I can see forever.

>>5473045
retouched

>>5473045
If you just did something with your hair, you'd look even more amazing. You're a natural beauty.

>>5473213
Pfft. Superior kawaiiness.

>>5473257
that's definitely going to haunt me forever now.

>>5473213
Thank you :) I never quite know what to do with it, it's naturally really curly so whenever I "style" it I usually just straighten it.

>>5473123
Your kawaii desu edit on the other hand...was slightly more...Um...

>>5473343
*fixed
Just needed better lighting.
Now your a gorgeous kawaii desu doll. -ish.

>>5473354
I tired.

I heard they were half polish.

>>5467468
I wonder what would happen if those 2k were donated by some fat black and homosexual person. They still would hang out and go out to dinner with him/her?

Im updating the ED right now and adding stuff about the kickstarters project scam. I remember there was a photo of her talking about her mac on twitter, and pics of it behind her. Does anyone have it?

>>5473434

Nie... NIE!!

>>5475056

Which is the photoshopped one? She looks better on the left.

>>5475059
They both are but differently.

>>5475059
>>5475060
Actually just think the photos are taken at quite different times?

>>5475061
You've got to be retarded then.

>>5475061
Using your sense of 'logic' to come to that conclusion, other shadows/ reflections in the room should be effected.
They are not.

>implying you never over-photoshopped a picture of yourself.

>>5475114
Who is this directed at?
We shop cosplay pictures all the time.
Not 'candid' shots of our 'natural super kawaii-ness'.
Occasionally we'll have a thread where someone shops candid pics of us if we post them, but we don't make a career/ fan following based on that.

>>5475056
Her legs look like they were shooped into bananas.

I like how in that video she said she "just posted pictures of myself for fun and it suddenly got popular". For fun my ass!

Whose eyeballs are in her hair?

>>5475137
you forget that no one denies the shoop to pretend to be supa kawaii
and the edits are pretty minimal ex: some clone stamp, lighting, sharpening the image or blurring the background
maybe some smudge

people who use gaussian blur on their skin need to have their hand cut off. it looks horrible

Hey, does anyone know if Dakota has ever had a boyfriend/had sex? (inb4 she's secretly a lesbian)

>>5477641
Some lesbian's.

>>5478237
as far as we can tell, no to both

>>5478237

>Dakota secretly a self-loathing lesbian

I'mokwiththis.jpg

>>5478237
I think she's in love with her sister.

So I dont exactly follow these threads, and a kick search over the page for Koti didnt bring up what I wanted, so I'm just going to ask, a link to the kotify program? I keep getting a laugh at all the shoops and how they really are the Dakota pictures spitting image, and want to mess around with it myself. So please and thank you, carry on.

>>5478273
>>5478278
>>5478249
It's interesting, I'm sure that she gets hit on by plenty of guys (yes, even with her unshooped looks and yes, even if she only goes out of the house to shop for groceries), and you'd think that she'd be shallow enough to find some pretty boy to brag about and use as a high-end accessory in her photos (or at least get him to buy her real Vivienne Westwood or something).
I wonder if seeing what her sister went through with the crazy statutory rapist ex-boyfriend put her off of dating or something? Or maybe any guy she's ever tried to approach was instantly repulsed by her awful personality?
It also makes me wonder who she takes all of her kawaiidesumoeprincessu pics for... other than her own ego, of course? Does she hope to have men all around the world lusting after her and telling her how much they want her sweet china? Or does she hope to just have a bunch of girls telling her how pretty she is and how they wish they could be half as pretty? 'Cuz wanting to have a bunch of female admirers... seems a little gay.

I hope Dakota finds the courage to come out of the lesbian closet someday. BE STRONG DAKOTA. DON'T LET KIKI HOLD YOU BACK.

How old is she?

>>5478433
She's "sixteen".

>>5478436

Why the quotation marks?

>>5478442
she's claimed she's been 16 for about 4 years now

in reality she's 18, based on kiki's and the infamous 18 on the birthday cake photo

>>5466853
But isn't Kiki 19? Dakota seems a lot younger than her.

>>5478581

wtf? when they were scene kiki was like 18
she doesn't even look 18 anymore .__.

>>5478419
why am i laugh so hard

Kiki is around 20-21 whereas Dakota is around 18-19. Apparently Kiki is a just under two years older then Dakota, but it's impossible to completely verify their age at the moment due to all the lies they put out, but Dakota is definitely not 16. She's been 16 for like 4 years now haha

In other news, last night I had a dream that PT started doing porn. Like, full-on, facials, threesomes, spit roasts, the whole shebang.

It was disgusting and I do not know why I dreamed this.

There's a scene in PT's dream porn where she's getting fucked on that beach she always went to to take photoshoots, and she has one of those great hairy vaginas where the hair goes all the way up the asshole and around her stomach.

*shudder*

>>5478740
Dakota is either 17/18. Her age was debunked here:
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Kotakoti#Kotakoti..._The_.22Apology.22

>>5478758
She's 19.

>>5478773
Proof? Because the proof on ED says contrary.

>>5478778
The ED stuff is written by people here on /cgl/ that have problems deciphering their own babble.

Anyways, her age was listed in numerous locations such as her own youtube account before she decided to do the whole ageplay routine and removed the age listing.