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.... what did versions 1 and 2 look like??
What do 1 and 2 look like?
>>5447241
>>5447244Get out of my brain...
I wonder if you can kitbash them together.
are those those things that are going to render women irrelevant
>>5447261Like a..... sexual layer cake?Mmmm that's my kinda cake...
How much do those things cost? Must be hundreds.
Does it come with adjustable leg positioning?
wierd shit.
This is why I broke up with my boyfriend. He wanted me to be one of those.
>>5447266$200-$400 depending on size.Don't ask.
>>5447265Alright, so... FMS3, FMS1, two of these pillow things, some cutlets, a nu bra, and a wig head with a vacant stare and a hole drilled in it?
last bump
>>5447276....what?Are you kidding me? You cant be at his side 100% of the time, and if you were, do you really think you could keep up with his sexual demands all of the time?A man can have a sandwich, but he's always going to want a full meal...
>>5447280And a strap on.
>>5447280Just get one of those Japanese versions of realdolls.
>>5447284It was more like, he clearly wanted a doll with a perfect body for his fucking pleasure, who didn't hold her own opinions or do anything but be exactly what he wanted. Infuriating, isn't it? I don't know why I didn't dump him sooner.Though, now it seems he can buy his perfect life partner for a mere $400! Maybe I should inform him as my final act of goodwill?
>>5447282These things make more sense to me than the disembodied asses. >>5447275HAHA omg its eyes close when you tilt it, just like those old school dolls. How creepy.
>>5447289Fuck you. We don't just "buy" things. We're the goddamn seagulls. We get a bunch of random ass parts and combine them into something fairly disturbing and people still want to stick it in. That's just how we roll.
>>5447293>he clearly wanted a doll with a perfect body for his fucking pleasure, who didn't hold her own opinions or do anything but be exactly what he wanted. good thing most women are more than happy to be just that as long as you buy them clothes and accessoriesright /cgl/?
>>5447293I mean, did he control you? Choose your clothing and what you did?If he didn't treat you like a doll he probably wasn't thinking of "I need a perfect doll". He was probably thinking "Man this would be neat to stick my dick in when she's not around".That being said if he did do those things to you, then yes, it's good that you left him.
>>5447293Whoa whoa... hold on. You met his, "perfect body for his fucking pleasure" requirement and the part that made the relationship fall apart was you having a personality of your own?... How you doin' ?
>>5447252>>5447240I know there are videos of guys fucking sex dolls so there has to be videos of guys fucking these.>AND I REALLY WANT TO WATCH THEM.
>>5447305My foreverarone single-guy senses are tingling
>>5447303I am *so* tempted to post that picture of a MacGuyver'd sex doll someone on /g/ made.
>>5447309http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw
>>5447303
>>5447316LET'S SEE IT.
>>5447310why would you want to watch them
>>5447319Glad I'm not the only one!
>>5447309Well, apparently for guys, "perfect body for fucking pleasure" and "attractive enough for me to like more than her vagina" are two very different things.Aka, he made me feel that I was not beautiful or good enough for him despite the fact that I was apparently a very satisfying fuck. But then again, the type of girl he DID point out as attractive were always magazine models with tiny waists and large breasts. Basically, unrealistic beauties. OP's pic is at least the bottom half of that requirement!
>>5447319>Man, that's a sweet ass-car.>Man, that's a sweet. ass-car
>>5447317Lol, that's completely inaccurate.I only hit on people on the Internet.
>>5447331Ah. Well good getting out then.
>>5447275>>5447275>>5447275>Rel hair and blinking eyes>blinking eyes>while you deep throat itasuhdweuohu2 wtf
>>5447319Every single time.
>>5447326I don't know they are so creepy to watch but oddly not sexual to watch guys fuck sex dolls. I guess it is like the same way people like to watch animals in a zoo, that's why I like to watch.
>>5447331How is "over 20 lbs of pussy and ass" not a meme already?
>>5447331>Basically, unrealistic beautiesWe're realistic. Uncommon. But realistic.Don't take it out on us. Kthx. (Though a lot of shoop and lighting happens. And anyone can have a beautiful face with a makeup artist. /cgl/ can tell you that.)Sorry that your bf was a dud. Live and learn..
>>5447343well, it is on /v/
>>5447336I wonder if the whole goes all the way though... then you could like, turn it upside down and fu-- I've been on 4chan too long.
>>5447343it is on /v/.Hail and well met, friend.
>>5447348>>5447350/v/ meme mind
>>5447342I don't remember where, but there was a torrent floating around that was nothing but semen-on-figure, which was also oddly creepy to watch, yet somehow hypnotizing.
>>5447346Haha, my bad. But the fact that he was always pointing them out in magazines and never actually in real life gave me the impression that he wasn't actually looking for a REAL woman, you know? Though I'm from the northeast and he was originally from Hollywood, and I think culturally where I'm from women aren't as concerned about having perfect bodies (I mean they're bundled up most of the time) as they are in Hollywood.
Can't afford a realdoll? Just buy part of one.
>>5447356If you found those hypnotizing, you GOT to go to cumonprintedpics.com, it's a whole fucking forum of guys jizzing on printed pictures with multiple jizz shots and it's a largely active forum. I love watching other people get their fetish on or jerk off on weird ways.
>>5447322
>>5447322>>5447372
>>5447372>>5447372Are the tits and ass on the same side? I'm lolling, did the guy fuck it?
>>5447322>>5447372>>5447375
>>5447376Presumably yes.
>>5447357It has nothing to do with Hollywood (although it does have its fair share of dicks) he just is still a child mentally. Be glad you dumped him.
>>5447372DAT ASS9.5/10 WOULD FUCK
>>5447385>>5447379>>5447375>>5447372>>5447322Last one I have.
>>5447376If you build something like that, you HAVE to fuck it. Otherwise you're admitting how bad your craftsmanship is.
Buffybot, A.K.A Spike's real doll.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-t0ko4bbKw
>>5447331>>5447346thisyour boyfriend sounds like a dick, but don't get all "IMMA REEEL WOMUUUNNN" fat bitch because there are girls thinner than you
>>5447392>not fucking you until the building crumbles around youPoor excuse for the real thing.
>>5447372>>5447375>>5447379>>5447385>>5447390>>5447385>>5447390That is.... more disturbing than I had ever imagined something could be...... I'm really sorry I asked to see this....
>>5447390NIGHTMARE FUELHow could ANYONE fuck that.How could anyone be desperate enough to go through the effort of making this horrific thing just to fuck something mildly human-shaped.All of my why.
>>5447397
>>5447409Men are a miserable pile of etc.
>>5447397I was trying so hard not to sound like that, too! Gimme a break this time, anon!
>>5447408>>5447409I'd fuck it specifically because I find it disturbing ;_;
>>5447417Y'know if that were this guys reason, I'd be okay with that lol.
>Sarah Michelle Gellar will never again roleplay as a sexy robot in a for a lonely and brooding crypt dweller guy in a TV series.s
>>5447417I'd fuck it once, because1. I want to see just how good my handiwork2. I built it I need to take responsibility for it, even inanimate abominati--- I mean objects need love3. How do I know it won't come to life after receiving the gift of life(My semen) from me? I mean it could be just like a movie, it's not like it would try to kill me or anything as revenge for making it hideous, right? RIGHT?
I'm somewhat disappointed that this girl wasn't actually some new Japanese fuck toy, as I originally thought. I would've taken out a bank loan for one.
>>5447417I'm all for finding weird things appealing; but that, I wouldn't screw. Think of the feeling! It's not even like there's a fleshlite.
>>5447448That was actually my first though. "Nigga doesn't even have a fleshlight in dat shit?!"It looks like a latex glove in there D:
>>5447444
>>5447390>mfw that legitimately looks like a child's face
Bumping an offtopic thread for the glorious results. I am so saving this whenever some faggot comes back with the "little taste of /cgl/" bullshit.This kind of stuff always makes me wonder why I haven't become a misandrist lesbian yet.
>>5447765Because you really love the cock, duh?
>>5447765>This thread causes you to hate menWhat's your problem, cupcake? You on the rag?
>>5447856>>5447850Somebody's defensive, you one of those faggots that bottle semen by year too?
>>5447860>Somebody's defensiveYes, yes they are.
>>5447390omg is that a picture of chloe moretz? isn't she like 13? noooooooooooooo
>>5447860>Light-hearted kiddingOH MY GOD, YOU GUYS ARE BEING SO DEFENSIVE. AD-HOMINEM!
>>5447860Bitch please, I have to bottle that shit by the day.
Next time I have $5,000 lying around I'm totally investing in one of these. Real doll ain't got nothin on Japanese ones.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9VgDM2PBc
men are pig disgustingthat's why I cheat on mine with no remorse :D
>>5448099Aw, baby's first troll. Stop wating time here, the schoolbus leaves in twenty minutes
>>5448117wut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMoxVdL-QlY&feature=relatedI feel incredibly awkward watching this for some reason.
>>5448117Holy shit anon.. A schoolbus just stopped by my house just now.Dat timing.
>>5448134>>5448117samefag
>>5448134Don't be butthurt. Why would I have sage'd only the SECOND time?You're a bright one..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Irs1ewDoMWEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE IS BEST YOUTUBEI LOVE NED
