>44 inch ribcage
Enjoy being fat.

>>5417185

enjoy being a skinny flat chest bitch.

Have fun having a fucked up back.

>>5417179
>only having DD cup tits

I Shiggy Diggy

>>5417191
Nothing wrong with being flat-chested and skinny.

>>5417200

AWWW YEAH!

>>5417204

There's nothing to grab too.

>>5417213
Nothing to grab, including love handles

>>5417220

>implying that having 44DD cups comes with love handles
>implying ignorance
>implying to be homosexual

>>5417243
Not saying that 44DD cups always come with love handles, just saying that skinny boobless chicks don't

>>5417191
>enjoy being a skinny flat chest bitch.
I sure will anon!

Ew, anyone with a 44DD is huge. I'm good with my 32 Bs

I wish I had A cups.

>>5417295
how could anyone enjoy that? lesbians want big boobs too, unless you're butch

C-cup master race reporting in
Why would anyone want a fat chest? People stare, it looks weird and if they're too big they'll smack you in the face when you run.
Tiny boobs and flat chests look cute as hell, but you'll probaby attract closet pedophiles if you're short and skinny at the same time.
Average sized is best.

>>5417330
>Average sized is best.
Quoted for holy truth.

Just enough to fill in a handful. Perfection.

>>5417330
>bit tits will smack you in the face when you run.
THIS I hate running because of this right here. My boobs bounce even with a sports bra and they're so heavy that it kind of hurts when they do.

>>5417330
>>5417333
What is 'average' sized?

>>5417346
Pig disgusting!

>>5417330
Nobody stares at me for having a flat chest. I dunno why I like it, I just do. Like, I'm not totally flat, but B is pretty barren. A good thing about being flat is crossplaying is easier!

>>5417352
Just as I said already, when you grab them, the fill in your whole open hand, C-cups.

>>5417330

>Tiny boobs and flat chests look cute as hell

Nigga you gay

>>5417322

I'm not butch yet I'm ok with my chest.
Sure more than a AA/A cup would be nice but I'd still settle with a B or C. no more

>>5417357
I hate binding with my big tits. It's so difficult even with a binding shirt.

>>5417200
>>5417327
>>5417346

>they will never breast feed you

;_;

>>5417191
I would 100x rather be skinny and flat chested than fat

big boobs are better for cosplay

they open up new possibilities

>>5417360
I'm attracted to girls with small boobs. I mean, I like there to be a little bit there, so maybe a small B or large A.

>>5417369
And close doors to other possibilities.

A 44dd.
Damn you would have to be huge as fuck either upwards or outwards. And if you tall enough to be proportionate with a 44dd the DD would look small.
Being 6' with a large frame (determined by wrist width http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/fsz and other sites ) I only have a 36or a 38 depending on bra type.

32DD here.

Why on earth would I want 44!?

Flat chest or small breasts are best.

It's sad how the superior chest type gets ridiculed by jealous sacks of fat.

>>5417384
That looks disgusting and I'm a fucking lesbian.

>>5417389

lesbians hate big boobs
they like boysih women

If you're going o be THAT fat, you might as well have GG or something equally huge. DD looks big on skinny chicks, but downright pitiful on you heifers.

>>5417384
That looks fucking painful.

>>5417384
>>5417393
Oh ew

>>5417369
Not if the girl is fat like the one you posted.

>>5417388
Breasts aren't made of fat, they're breast tissue :|


These are H cup. DD isn't that big bro.

>>small tittied
>>large rib cage
>>chubby

I hope you guys know B cup stands for Best cup :>

>>5417388
>>5417370
looks like the pedos have arrived

>>5417402
>breasts aren't made of fat
Yes they are dipshit. Why do you think your tits get smaller when you lose weight?

>>5417400

>fat

>>5417393
Idk what lesbians you talking to bro. I like me some womens with nice titty meat, not gross territory like >>5417393 though too much of a distraction

>>5417405
>pedos

No need to be mad.

>>5417405
I'm the second poster and I'm a lesbian... does that still make me a pedo?

>>5417410
wat. The muscles behind the breast get tighter.

you're either retarded or are a man or have never felt a breast.

>>5417412
Yes she's fat, are you american?

>>5417330
>Tiny boobs and flat chests look cute as hell, but you'll probaby attract closet pedophiles if you're short and skinny at the same time.
When a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart, man.

I didn't have any preferences until I realized this.

>>5417300
nigga that just ain't true

My grandmother when she was 20 had E cups and she was a size 2. Now tell me how a size 2 is huge?

What is the point in arguing bust size? To each their own! Some like small, some like big..some natural and some implants...

Different sizes look better on different people too.

>>5417416

lesbians are even more pedo

i bet you like shota yaoi

>>5417416
Of course? Where do you get this idea that all pedos are male.

Now THIS is my kinda thread.

Captcha: BUENOS wizedi

>>5417419
so a girl with an open ripcage, undertaking heart surgery is the best for you then, right

>>5417419
that is the dumbest shit ive ever heard

>>5417424
Now that just looks uncomfortable .

>>5417425

>>5417422
>some like implants
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>5417430
Im a dude.

>>5417428
I thought it was nice.

To be fair it's not like I'll be hugging girls anytime soon but the thought is nice.

>>5417428

>44DD

Are you a guy? Do you not know how bra sizes work?
That is fat as fatass. That's what the 44 part is measuring. The difference between your stomach and breasts. That's why you hear girls saying, "you know it's weird, I lost weight but actually went UP a cup size."

Pictured on the right is 32DD. Left is OP and his gross desires.

>>5417424
I never said I liked a chick with a flat chest. I like a large A or small B. And I like my chicks tall. If anything, I'm pedo bait. I have A cups, I'm 5'1 and I'm petite.

>>5417352
Average size in the US is 38DD last time I checked a few months ago.

>>5417437
I... I think you got those mixed up.

>>5417412
My boobs are this size and shape, but a little big perkier and on a much smaller frame. I'm a 34FF and I'm 5'2" with a babyface, so this looks awkward as fuark.

I hate having big boobs, and I don't mean that in a I HATE BIG BOOBS TELL ME HOW SEXY I AM WAY. 99% of the time the attention I get is not flattering. Due to the constant weight on my chest from a young age I have severe lordosis and my neck and shoulders are constantly sore.

Shirts in any cute, draping style make me look like a pregnant woman in a mumu. Button up shirts don't fit, and any shirt with a mildly plunging neckline makes me look like a prostitute. Bras and sports bras are ridiculously expensive and get destroyed fast, and I have permanent dents in my shoulders from the straps.

Thankfully I'm applicable for free breast reduction surgery, so as soon as I get to my goal weight that's going to be the first thing I do. I'm thinking of going down to a nice, average C-cup. That would be just right.

>>5417447
I haven't seen my feet in years.

I've a portable shelf.

Plus all the games.

>>5417456
Prove it.

>>5417456
>shirts in any cute, draping style make me look like a pregnant woman in a mumu
hahaha oh wow thats got to suck

>>5417437
34DD reporting here

Having big breasts suck. I've always had a large chest and quite frankly it has hurt my self esteem quite hard. I've gotten picked on, harassed, and stared at. I never wear revealing clothing ever and wear coats to hide my chest. Plus my back is weak as fuck from slouching all the damn time. Seriously having a big chest sucks I would much rather have a normal sized breast size.

>>5417456
How do you go about getting it done for free? I've heard of a few people getting it for free, but not how they got it for free.

>44DD
Fuck no
I'm happy with my 34Ds, thank you.

28C

Forever shopping online...

I'm a 34E and I'm going to go ahead and admit that I love my boobs most of the time. Yes, they can be a pain in the ass when it comes to close shopping. Everything is either too loose in the waist but fits in the bust, or vise versa. However, when I do find something that fits and is flattering it looks great. I love the way cleavage looks and I love the way boobs at va-va-voom to an outfit. All ya'll ladies bitching about your titties need to learn to work it, people pay thousands of dollars to have big breasts.

>>5417468
>I've gotten picked on, harassed, and stared at.

what backwards country do you live in that people with nice tits are bullied

>>5417456

go to gym

>>5417491
Some kids get tits as early as age 9 or 10.

>>5417428
don't worry I have a saying just for you:
the more a guy stares at your chest, the less he likes your face.
Do men make eye contact when they talk to you? Or do the see you as a walking set of funbags?

>>5417491
durrrrrr

>>5417464
I don't have to prove anything. I'm not bragging.

>>5417466
Right now fashion is not kind to girls with chests my size, because the shirts will just hang off your boobs like a shelf and make your whole torso look HUGE.

>>5417483
It's actually fairly simple, at least in Canada. All you have to do is talk to your doctor and explain why it's affecting your health. If your chest is an actual problem you'll have the marking under the boobs, shoulder dents, poor posture and obvious huge chest to prove it. Much of the cost will be absorbed by medicare due to the fact it's not a cosmetic surgery.

The bonus is that when they do reduce your chest, they'll lift everything up while they're at it for free if the weight has made you saggy.

/fit/ here, the people arguing about whether or not tits are "fat or breast tissue" are fucking idiots, the breast is composed of BOTH subcutaneous fat AND tissues specific to breasts.

Yes, tits get smaller when you lose weight depending on how much of your breast composition is adipose tissue.

Also, large breast is best breast, dealwithit

HTH HAND

>>5417497
so

where i live it's only the flat kids who get made fun of

>>5417496
I do go to the gym, and it has helped a great deal but there is only so much you can do. I have actual spinal problems from this and permanent bruising on my ribcage.

>>5417491
Dude growing up with a large chest sucked ass. >Big =/= Nice by the way.
I would get rude comments on them by people I don't know asking how big, what do your nipples look like, can I touch them, I bet they are super saggy. I feel like people don't look at me, but my chest and like I said I never wear revealing clothing. It just sucks I don't even feel equal to other people because of them just some object that has huge boobs.

>>5417490
People also pay thousands of dollars to reduce pain, and to prevent permanent injuries that will keep them from looking like bent over hags with tits to their knees when they hit 50.

They might look nice now girl, but wait until all that starts heading south.

>>5417513
I lift weights and it has made my boobs perkier, but my upper and lower back are shit. I still find my self slouching though :\

A friend of a friend told me once that before we met he referred to me as "the asian girl with the big boobs."

I'm not even asian.

>>5417510
>so
Well you asked.

>>5417526

Then you are not doing the right things at the gym.

HEAVY DEADLIFTS, DICKHEAD

>>5417526
>A little off topic but
Is slouching supposed to be restricted to big boobie girls? Cause I slouch all the freaking time and like I said earlier, I'm pretty flat.

>>5417468
Not sure why you're telling me that.

>>5417534
You just have shit posture. That's not even unique to women.

>>5417526

....
>adds weight lifting to list of things to start doing this year

>>5417499
If they're gonna look, they're gonna look. If they stare at my chest when im talking to me they arent worth my time.

>>5417534
No, but I've been trying to improve my posture by lifting weights so it sort of sucks when I just revert to slouching again. Atleast my boobs are a little higher on my chest even though I want to cut them off.


>>5417538
Idk my bff jill. I was going to respond to what you said, but went completely off topic sorry man.

>>5417531
Not that anon, but I do deadlift on a weekly basis and while it has helped a great deal IF YOU HAVE SPINAL AND/OR PERMANENT MUSCLE DAMAGE ALREADY, IT DOES NOT REMEDY THE ISSUE. Either grow a pair of tits and learn for yourself, or stop being such a dick for no reason.

Remember that deadlifting is a stupid as hell idea if you have pre-existing back conditions, especially if you're a novice.

>>5417545
See that's what I figured, the other chick was saying she slouched cause of her chest so it confused me

>>5417523
Breasts aren't the only things that sag with old age. If you keep in good shape though the effects aren't as bad.

why cant you just love your boobs, big or small?

Are there me who would love me for my flat chest anywhere?

>>5417564
Yeah, the fucked up ones.

>>5417555

Oh, Jesus Christ. Let me guess -- you probably think squats "ruin your knees," too?

If your form is proper and you are lifting heavy enough weight to be challenging without being a retard, deadlifts strengthen the erector spinae, abdominals, scapulae and rhomboids, all of which improve posture.

Pro tip: moderate-weight deadlifts are used frequently in sports rehab for back injuries.

>>5417435
>To be fair it's not like I'll be hugging girls anytime soon but the thought is nice.
Have you ever even hugged a girl? When you hug a normal one, you get to know that feel when she pushes her airbags against you. When you hug a cutting board, you get to feel the great void of space.

you can't titfuck a flat chest

>>5417564

why would you want that?
girls with big boobs dont want a guy who loves them for their boobs
they want a guy who loves them for their personality

38G here
I cannot find good shirts to save my life

>>5417564
I would, but >>5417571 is right, I'm not /jp/ level autistic but I'm far from normal.

It's ok if that makes me undesirable.

>>5417583
That's fine, titfucking feels bad anywway.

>>5417564
Would love a guy based on the size of his penis? Love transcends all that.

>>5417584
>wanting someone to settle for you physically instead of wanting someone who is attracted to you both physically AND based on your personality

Sure is settling foreveralone faggots in here.

>mfw I remember now why I don't bother going to other boards

>>5417573
you make my butt itch, not my butt hole though since I clean it every time I poop.

>>5417573
No, I don't think that and yes I understand that moderate weightlifting can definitely help injured when used as sports rehab. Key word, sports rehab. Rehabilitation performed under medical supervision by a PROFESSIONAL.

I'm the first person to tell other girls to lift weight and to get stronger, but when it comes to pre-exsisting conditions and injuries that can seriously hurt a person? Calm your testosterone, and use common sense bro. You can't make that call unless you're there, and you have that training.

Flat as a washboard here. I'll enjoy holding people closer to my heart while you bitches get back pains.

>2012
>not being A cup DFC master race

ISHYGDDT

>>5417599

I highly doubt there is anyone on this board so crippled by their fucking breasts that they can't safely lift half their bodyweight off the floor once. Stop throwing out nonsensical hypothetical reasons why my suggestion isn't valid and accept that it is.

>>5417594
How many times a week should I lift? I gain muscle easily, but I want to be lean.

>>5417561
Because people are most self concious about the body parts that they can't or are the hardest to change.

>>5417608
THIS

It's called a sports bra, wear it.

>mfw going down stairs quickly

>>5417611

Long answer: Go read the sticky on /fit/.

Short answer: Three times a week, you don't "gain muscle" any more significantly than anyone else on earth, especially as a female. You don't have the testosterone to support noticeable hypertrophy in short time frames and the majority of the "gains" you see are actually glycogen and blood.

>>5417618
Why would any chick want visible muscle anyway?

>>5417617
>rollercoasters

>>5417616
Dude sports bras on huge tits cause boobloaf.

>>5417622
tone girls are hawt.

>>5417608
I didn't say it wasn't valid, I said it wasn't possible for everyone at all times. I deadlift, and I would recommend it to others- but not everyone, and it isn't a solution for all everything. Suggesting to someone who has an injury or condition that they can do this without risk when you don't know the details and aren't a professional, is irresponsible and stupid.

There ARE women out there who are crippled by their breasts, what do you think the origins of breast reduction as a surgery were? I HAVE seen women stunted by this, who walk around with canes because they didn't take any preventative measures earlier or couldn't afford them. It's not hard to google.

I think when possible you should try every means to avoid surgery, but there are women who lift and eat properly and who honestly just need the weight removed to fully correct the issue. IF I reach my goal weight and muscle and there is still a major problem, I'll go under. If not? great.

>>5417628
Ok, binding shirts work too.

>>5417629
Toned is fine, I meant like large muscle.

>>5417634
DO NOT LIFT IN A BINDING SHIRT, STUPID STUPID IDEA.

>>5417622

Because the difference between what you think of when you hear the word "muscle" and the reality of the word "muscle" are two entirely different things.

Pic related, she deadlifts 315.

>>5417630
It really is like carrying around weights all the time if you have big breasts. ;__;

>>5417645
Reason?

>>5417649
Lemme see yo tittays

the life of a big breasted woman is hard
men objectify you
women hate you
physical problems

flat checks get at easy ride

>>5417641

Fun fact: women are not capable of building "large muscles" due to a lack of significant testosterone. Any female bodybuilder you see is on hormone-derivative anabolics.

Fun fact 2: there is no such thing as "toned" or "toning." All you are referring to is a person with low BF% and muscle mass large enough to be visible through the existing adipose tissue.

>>5417660

>>5417659
>the life of a flat chested woman is hard
>men hate you
>women hate you
>physical problems

>>5417630

I'll say this again for you as clearly as possible:

The majority of the people in the world are capable of deadlifting. Your point is irrational and worthless, as it only applies to an incredibly small percentage of the general population and likely NOBODY in this thread.

So far, not one person in this thread has claimed SEVERE back issues due to their breast size or any other condition that would prevent them from doing so.

I personally have sciatica and L5 problems that are HELPED, not exacerbated, by my lifting.

youcangonow

>>5417660
Okay I have a question since you are just giving out information. Say I eat 1200 a day and I work off 300 calories. Do I eat the 300 calories back or just not?

>>5417675

How am I supposed to answer this without knowing:

- your goals
- your TDEE/BMR

>>5417668
>physical problems
wat

>>5417671
This

I'm at an F cup basically and I do get a stiff back if I'm sitting for along time or doing something where I have to lean forward but other than that I don't have anything crippling. I can work out fine, I can walk, run, swim, bike, whatever. I'm not sure what's wrong with your back but it probably has nothing to do with your tits. Perhaps you should see a doctor about it.

>>5417678
My bmr is 1644. Should I just not eat it back?

>>5417690

You still haven't even told me what your goal is. Are you trying to lose fat, gain muscle, stay the same...

>>5417668
>men hate you
Nope, my best friend is dating a flat chested chick
>women hate you
Nope, I'm dating a flat chested chick and am attracted to them
>physical problems
what the fuck do you mean by that?

>>5417695
I think you got trolled.


...softly.

>>5417695
So you are part of a pedo ring?

>>5417691
I want to lose fat. And if I wanted to gain muscle then what would I do in that case too?

>>5417671

Did I say everyone, or even a majority? No. It may work for you and me, but that doesn't mean it will work for EVERYONE and telling anybody they can do it 100% is uneducated advice especially in a thread relevant to back issues.

Stop wagging your dick around, I understand your point and I'm stating my own. You are not 100% right all the time. You can go now.

>>5417702
Sure am. But don't tell anyone.

>>5417703

If your BMR is that low, I'm going to assume you're female; if you want to lose fat, you eat around 300-500 calories below your BMR every day, so no, you wouldn't eat it back.

If you wanted to gain muscle, you eat slightly over your BMR and lift three days a week.

>>5417702
>>5417702
>>5417702
dayuuumn

>>5417703
http://www.freedieting.com/tools/calorie_calculator.htm

Use this or a calorie calculator that's more specific.

It's not "Oh no, I ate two cupcakes, better get on the treadmill". Figure out exactly how much you eat a day, figure out how many calories you need to eat a day at a deficit, and make sure you exercise.

It kills me whenever I hear women and commercials act like the way you gain weight is by eating anything.

>>5417706

So I suppose no advice on exercise should ever be given out on the internet ever because there might be someone with polio reading who can't heed it?

Trust me, if there is anyone here who is too crippled to try deadlifting, they are very aware of that fact and wouldn't bother attempting it.

tl;dr version -- fuck off idiot, your point is non-existent.

>>5417671
I'm very thin and I was over DD. I wasn't crippled/unable to move or anything, but good lord was jogging obnoxious. It was like running with a loaded backpack on your front side! WUMP WUMP WUMP I even wore 3 bras at a time and yet WUMP WUMP nearly smacking my face making me exhausted a LOT faster. I did have a lot of back pain too which lead to trouble sleeping and a lotttt of head aches as well as nasty rashes during the summer from them rubbing together too much. It's difficult to lift and separate when they just...crash into each other like two rivers joining forces or some shit.

Big tits were no fun. No fun at all. Not even in a 'hey I'm sexy' way-no. That shit was a nightmare. If you're body is well porportuned then it's probably better, but being small with big boobs was just a never ending "kill me now"

>>5417726
>running

I haven't mentioned cardio once in this thread and it's pretty pointless for fat loss. It's beneficial for health reasons, sure, but has much less to do with body composition than people are led to believe.

>>5417736
Thank you for answering my questionnnnssssss

>>5417721
It's called stop being such an arrogant asshole, and use some common sense when dishing advice.

I understand that you're trying to help and encourage people to train, but you should at least inform anyone who mentions they have back and/or other problems them of any safety precautions or to speak to an actual doctor physical therapist first.

But seriously, what's with your attitude? Stop being so aggressive and rude. You sound like have good intentions, and I respect that you're encouraging girls to lift, but just... relax. You don't need to act like an angry 13 year old boy.

this chick made money from her boobs so she could get a reduction, why not do that?

>>5417763

The only person I've been "aggressive" to is you, and it's because you're a typical, know-it-all-but-doesn't-know-shit pedantic dickhead spouting off about topics he doesn't understand on the internet.

>>5417763
Just so you're aware, most people with back problem know their limits and also know to take any advice with a grain of salt.

I dont really care about having big tits. Mine at 36c, but alot of people think they're big. Maybe because I'm short? i'm defintely not thin so I dom't understand it.
Rather than being being bigger, I just wish they were firm and had nice cleavage. Instead their saggy. its really irritating. I dont want PT tits.

>>5417771
First of all, I do know what I'm talking about. I'm the girl who was posting about having huge, painful breasts that have lead to severe lordosis and multiple pinched nerves. I have been lifting for over a year, and it has done a lot for me. I deadlift 2-plate and am working towards 3. I was also a professional athlete, and I've seen someone cripple themselves squatting after knee surgery. This is a RARE and STUPID case, but it does happen and people need to educate themselves on what they can and can't do safely.

I simply stated that deadlifting is not a solution for everyone, and that it's better to advise with caution to people who might have medical issues.

I don't have anything against you, I just wish you would take a chill pill and realize it can only help other people to advise them safely.

>>5417801

So you're the:

>I'm a 34FF and I'm 5'2"

person, you "deadlift 2 plate" despite your tits, lordosis and pinched nerves and are complaining that some people in here might have tits too big and back issues too severe to deadlift? Do you realize that you just disproved your own ridiculous argument?

You clearly don't know what you're talking about and are just finding excuses to argue nonsensical hypotheticals about how "someone somewhere might maybe not be able to deadlift perhaps so you should stop recommending them." You understand why this is retarded, right?

>>5417899
I'm 32FF as well at about 5'3" I have no back problems other than occasional stiffness.

>>5417801
>>5417899

I'll give you a really easy analogy:

Anonymous:
"Hey, what are some good calorically dense foods for gaining mass?"

ATIWAB:
"Peanut butter is a great one."

You:
"WARHBBBRHLGH GARBLE SOME PEOPLE HAVE PEANUT ALLERGIES YOU SHOULDN'T BE RECOMMENDING PEANUTS IT COULD KILL THEM"

People who have back issues severe enough not to be able to deadlift know they aren't able to deadlift, people who have peanut allergies aren't going to eat peanut butter just because someone on the internet said it was a good idea for their goals.

Now, unless you have an 8/10 or higher face to go with your 5'2"/34FF, I'm done talking to you about it.

>>5417918
Oh I do, but I don't show pictures to rude guys with something to prove.

I don't care what I can do, I'm saying that not everyone can do it, and that screaming DEADLIFT FAGGOT!!1 at someone who is obviously uneducated and might not know the extent of their injury is dumb.

I don't really care if you agree.

>>5417954
Cared enough to reply...

>>5417954
>observing back and forth argument
It sounds like you're making up excuse after excuse because you don't want to admit your'e doing something wrong with your lifting. Plain and simple. You're arguments aren't even relevant to what the other person is saying.

enjoy your breast cancer, OP

>>5417994
>implying girls with small tits can't get breast cancer
How uneducated are you?

>>5417954

"The extent of their injury."

Do you realize how "extensive" an injury would have to be for someone to not be able to deadlift at all? Consider your own situation, where you have pinched nerves and lordosis and can still (supposedly) deadlift more than most beginner and novice males.

You're basically assuming that the posters here are so fucking retarded that they would jump into a fire to get warm if someone told them to, which is ridiculous.

>Oh I do, but I don't show pictures to rude guys with something to prove

a) I never asked for them;
b) You not posting them mean you're a 2/10, your elbows are probably pointy as fuck and I would not even look at you in public.

>>5418015

The poster is probably referring to this.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2474642/

I don't see how chicks with big boobs can hate them. You're like the epitome of everything feminine and what a person thinks of when they think of "woman". At least you get looks from men instead of people not even giving you the time of day.

Much rather be made fun of for something that's natural and know I still have a vagina and questioned if I'm a man...

sadfrog.jpg

> mfw I'm 6 feet tall with a 44DDD and reading this thread
Welp.

>>5418036
No, no I would rather not have people constantly stare at my tits. It's not flattering and it's very uncomfortable. Not to mention bit tits are uncomfortable.

>>5418036

from what I've heard from my larger busted friends, they can hurt a lot.

my BFF has like, 36Ds and dearly misses when they were smaller. I have 32A boobs and she often tells me how jealous she is.

to each their own, some folks like big boobs and some people like small ones. there's plenty of variety to go around. :)

>>5417961

She wants my attention. Dawww.

>>5418041

tall + big boobs is god tier
tall + muscle + big boobs is elder god tier

>>5418041

That's a huuuge bitch!

>>5418036

>Much rather be made fun of for something that's natural and know I still have a vagina and questioned if I'm a man...

can you...clarify this sentence?

do you mean that you'd rather have huge boobs than to be confused for a male?

boobs aren't the only distinction, you know. I'm small busted and not a single human alive could confuse me for male.

>>5418047
>>5418059
Much rather look feminine than a man in tight pants. It sucks to be fat and have it all be in your thighs and love-handles.

>>5418079

>implying either poster here is fat

>>5418088
>implying that I was talking about them.

>>5418098

>implying that selecting their posts didn't make it look like that to everyone reading it

>>5418110
SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY DIDN'T IMPLY ANYTHING FUCKTARD!

How come I don't see you around on /fit/ anymore yet here you are being helpful on /cgl/, ATIWAB? Have you forsaken us?

30 C Reporting in. I Consider myself pretty small I guess. No back pain. But my brothers girlfriend has to get special made bra's for herself because her breast are so large (naturally) she wants to be a B cup. She cannot handle them anymore... She hates them. And I've run into a lot of girls with bigger breast who have told me the same. My friend has Double D's and when we went prom shopping... she couldnt fit in 90% of the dresses because her boobs were to big.. and they would pop out. She started crying because she hated how nothing she wanted to to wear would ever fit her. And Most of the people I've talked to are relatively thin to average size girls. They hate having big boobs. I guess if you are a giant attention seeker who likes showing the world... it would be nice ? But I guess in your mid to late twenty's and beyond.. they become more of a hassle then a prize. But :/ I guess it depends on the person..

>>5418129
>. I guess if you are a giant attention seeker who likes showing the world... it would be nice ?

but all cosplayers are that

>>5418110
You're a little slow who didn't understand anything Anon said, did you?

>>5418129
>she couldnt fit in 90% of the dresses because her boobs were to big.. and they would pop out.
This. It's annoying to have to buy a large because you can't button a medium up once it reaches your tits. Then the waist on the large is baggy and then you might have to alter it and hassles everywhere. Fuck clothes and shoe shopping in general.

I'm more attracted to waist and hips than tits. I like petite girls so that usually means they're pretty small in the chest.

>implying anything over a C isn't ugly unless the girl in question is chubby
>implying B-C cups aren't perfect on 90% of girls
>implying As aren't fine too on petite girls

I have a lot of time to think about these things, do not question me.

>>5418241
Oh god. I just ate and now I feel sick.

As long as they can engulf my penis, it's fine.

>>5418126

Nah, just not much to post/say there, camb is pretty on-point with answering real questions before I even get to them and the sticky is so comprehensive now that almost everything else can be directed to it. Quad is gone, Tiny is gone, ennui is two stupid threads away from bringing a gun to work...

I still hang out a lot on the IRC though.

>>5417437
>>5417417
i hate it when fat asses brag about huge their breasts are when their bellies and love handles are bigger than their flap jacks. yuck!

>>5417908


B/W/H size?


From your original post it should be 32FF/W/H...


Just like the measurable member on men (haha... alliteration.) there should be some note that it isnt the only element on picking a potential romantic interest.

>>5418402
32FF/30/35 I barely have a waist.

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>>5418409


I would ask you to post G+... But I almost don't want you to run the risk of possibly embarrasing myself somehow know you already...


I havent found an appropriate picture yet...

>>5418497
I'll save you the trouble; I'm taken.

>>5418501

Well Damn.

>that feel when 34A

>>5418540
It's ok, I want you.

>>5418497
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>>5418566

Hence the popcorn.


To be fair though talking is more fun than not trying at all.

I laugh at that.

Haha... that.

>itt first world problems

>>5418566


Also this.

The thing clipped another aircraft, took off the entire flight surface on its right side and was still the right shape to make enough lift not to fall out of the sky.


You still never want to have to fly like that.

Fuck you op! I'm dfc!

>>5418276
Ohhhhhh...

now I know the source of her success!


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She's Christian!

>>5419202
DFC only applies to females, Zahi-chan.

>>5419174
I want a Katawa Jetto game now.

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>>5421255
>Katawa Jetto

>>5421027
I can't win.

>>5421255
>>5421272
A HMMWVE that lost its front drivers side wheel.

A Naval vessel stuck in dry dock with a leak on a lower deck.

LOLOLOL...

>>5420372
>tfw no one laughs at your joke, even though you tried really really hard

Hard sad facts, yes men cannot resist the call of the large epic boobies. Especially if it's paraded about youtube and such.

That doesn't mean girls with small tits don't have a chance, just a massively reduced chance of ever ever ever getting one of the good ones or finding anything resembling happiness, that's all.

>>5422174

tfw you stole that joke
yeah I saw that video too

>>5422202

big tits are usually on fat girls, and fat girls are worse than skinny girls with small tits.

trufact.

Chicks with small chests are banned from pornography/modeling in many countries, most recently Australia. The fact being that NOBODY wants a disgusting flat chested bitch except fat pedophile basement dwelling neckbeards. It's literally genetically inferior to have small breasts. It shows poor selection for taking care of infants, especially in natural feeding and passing down genetics that are attractive enough for your offspring to have a chance at mating with superior stock.

>>5422213
I wouldn't be so sure, considering you know who has millions of youtube views and a million other slightly overweight ladies with large epic boobies full of oogling men and likes and even ridiculously hot famous guys asking them things...

>>5422226
>>5422233

nah big boobs are the suck.

>>5422233

>>5422233

fat girls with big boobs are fuck and chuck material.

skinny girls with small or average boobs are girlfriend and wife material.

skinny girls with big tits are the jackpot.

>>5422241

>>5422249

I have 38DD's, I know how you feel.
I'm trying to come to terms with them. They REALLY ruin outfits sometimes. Make it look like I'm trying to whore it up when I'm not.
I have the CUTEST pink candy-striped vintage inspired dress. It flatters every bit of me except my chest. I look like I'm trying to make tips or something...

>>5422212
N-no way!

I seriously wish my tits were smaller.
I'd be happy with a B or C cup

>>5422202
QFT

>>5417179
This thread makes me want to motorboat every single one of those girls.

>>5417437
>The difference between your stomach and breasts.
How to Measure Bra Band Size
Keeping the measuring tape parallel with the ground, measure around your bra directly under your bust after expelling all air from your lungs - you want this measurement to be as small as possible. Round all fractional measurements to the nearest whole number.

If the measurement is even, add 4"
If the measurement is odd, add 5"

If by stomach, you mean ribcage, then you're right. 44 doesn't necessarily mean a girl is fat, she may also have a wide ribcage. You also need to take height and general family genetics into your comparison.

>>5422226
sounds like someone just got dumped..

I'm actually really self conscious about my B cups..most of my friends have at LEAST C cups since we've all grown. (19-21) and I'm just here stuck with barely any. I want C-cups.

Does /cgl/ have a spammer now?

hmm some posting asians with flat chests... some posting caucasians with big boobs...

what about asian with big boobs?

And there are alot out there with big boobs who don't complain, not everyone wants/needs a reduction.

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>>5429602

sorry. the only asians allowed to be posted on this board are sexy asian men.