>Having more than one 2D waifu

You pigs disgust me.

But I don't date beta virgins from /a/, and I seriously hope no one else here does either.

>>5400287
>Implying you can't feel attached and/or attracted to a character other than your waifu

>implying anyone from /a/ has ever had a date with a real woman in order for her to feel this in the first place

this whole post is dildos

>implying I have a boyfriend

He's thinking properly then.

I know I made the right choice

>>5400306
If he thinks 3DPD then how is he dating you?

>>5400301
This.

I'm not saying I'd never love a real girl, but she has to be like my waifu. And there's no girls like my waifu.

>>5400315
Who is your waifu?

Why are women so insecure?

It's okay. I can make him feel the same way when I gush about how attractive I find 2D from the Gorillaz.
dat blue hair BEK swag~

Plus I prefer him creaming over girls that DON'T EXIST instead of girls he can actually try to cheat on me with. js

>>5400321
Lavie from Last Exile.

My waifu, also Taiga from Toradora

I <3 tsun tsun

>>5400328
sup Hyuj

>>5400327
Wouldn't you feel a little bad if your girlfriend constantly swooned over other guys?

Having them as her computer background, obsessive over any merchandise of them and masturbating to the thought of them?
It's not just a shallow attraction, like porn.
They see these 2D characters and love their personality along with their looks.

But I feel the same about 2D

>>5400328
but girls that don't exist are perfect

I've talked to guys who've left their girlfriends for 2D perfection

>2012
>dating betas and neckbeards who fall in real, literal love with 2-dimensional cartoons with deformed features AND feeling jealous of them

I sure hope you ladies don't do this.

>>5400341
No, because it's a FICTIONAL CHARACTER

Also women generally don't fall in love with 2D characters because they can't leech off them or buy them things.

>>5400349
>I've talked to guys who've left their girlfriends for 2D perfection

good men who saw the light

My waifu, not a pedo shes over 18 she has a curse that makes her look like a 12 year old

>>5400352
Why do you keep calling us neckbeards? We're not /jp/.

>>5400349
How are those guys living now? What do their parents think?
Remember, she'll never love you back when you're a whole dimension away from eachother~

>>5400369
are you trying to imitate komeiji? is it like the equivalent of duck face on /a/? "komeiji-face"?

>>5400372
>Remember, she'll never love you back

neither do 3D women

I used to be in the same boat as you, OP. Would literally cry over it and constantly worry about it, but I guess at the end of the day you can't do anything about it and you should try be less insecure (they're with you afterall, not them, how could they be lol) or get more of a normal boyfriend.

It's a bit pathetic but I guess I'm the jealous type and tend to be really clingy with people I love, I don't want to share them with a 2D girl, they're mine! ;_;

>Dating virgin losers from /a/

>>5400378
Don't trashtalk Komeiji, he's my husbando.

I can't really speak since I'm the same.

This is the perfect man.

>>5400369
We like to lump you guys in because we honestly fail to see a difference between your interests.
One likes visual novels and kigurumi, the other just likes anime. THAT'S NOT REALLY DISTINCT, GOOD SIR.

But all women are attracted to 2D men, too.

Even more than /a/ and their waifus. /cgl/ should know.

>>5400332
>asshole with two waifus

>my bf and I share our waifu

>>5400385
Is being a virgin guy really that much of a problem? Why wouldn't you date a virgin?

>>5400394
>tfw when none of them like Naruto or Death Note
Fucking hate those boards.

>>5400383
I'm glad someone understand that feeling

I love him, so I would never leave him for a "normal" guy. He's perfection and I love him more than anything, so I guess I have a hard time grasping the concept of not being attracted to solely one person

>>5400406
The problem isn't that they're virgins, it's the fact they end up becoming bitter because of the fact they're virgins and have conditioned themselves to see all 3D women as disgusting creatures, even though both gender have their good and bad.

>>5400406
Depends on the looks. If he's ugly, definitely a no-no, but someone like Komeiji, I might let stick it in.

Of course, only after a drastic personality change.

>>5400406
Because why would I waste my time teaching some worthless reject about sex why I can find an experience man who already knows what to do to make me feel good?

it's a waste of time. They're a virgin for a reason, and I don't want to know that reason.

>>5400415
Bullcrap. Most females are prejudiced against virgins, that's all. Virgin past 20 = no girls liked him! Must be something wrong with him!

>>5400410
It is rather hurtful at times, OP, but I mean, try to look on the bright side, the girl isn't actually real and he won't actually love her the way he loves you, that's not really possible even if some people claim it. Have you told him how you feel about? That could help out because maybe he doesn't understand the way it makes you feel.

>>5400415
>The problem isn't that they're virgins, it's the fact they end up becoming bitter because of the fact they're virgins and have conditioned themselves to see all 3D women as disgusting creatures

To be fair, /cgl/ is full of women who are bitter about being ugly and conditioned themselves to see all women pretty than them as disgusting/plastic/photoshopped etc. etc. creatures.

>>5400381
But your mom loved you, didn't she? She carried you in her womb for 9 months of puking, fatness, inability to be sexually appealing, and then she squeezed you out of her vagina while shitting herself as people in white masks stretched open her cunt with metal objects.

>inb4 your mom almost aborted you, tried to kill you in your infancy all the way to adolescence, and then ran away with some black guy and had 32 children and then you were adopted

>>5400423

See >>5400421

>>5400423
I was just saying my personal opinion
I actually have a fetish for male virgins. I don't think I'd ever date a guy who wasn't

then again, I don't think I'll ever be dating another guy
I don't plan on it.

>>5400400
Not really two waifus since they are ESSENTIALLY the same character with recolored hair

>>5400431
>But your mom loved you, didn't she?
Nope.
Bearing a child into this world doesn't mean the child is loved.
Fucking beta self-haters like you are the worst.

>>5400431
i mean in a romantic relationship

>>5400430
but... that's not true
magazines, billboards, models on the internet, even TV commercials are airbrushed, filtered, and edited to unobtainable perfection

>>5400444
forgive him, Hyuj's Asian
in Asia, they want to have sex with mama

>>5400406
>Is being a virgin guy really that much of a problem?
Yes, actually it is, go do something about it unless you wanna date the most unattractive and fat girls who can't do better.

>Why wouldn't you date a virgin?
Here are the main reasons:
1. Emotionally immature, doesn't know anything about dating, it'd be like you're a teenager again
2. Clinginess, you'll always be someone "special" in his head
3. Terrible in bed
4. He's a virgin for a reason, why no other woman wanted him? Mental problems?
5. Sexual dysfunction problems, virgin guys over 20 or something are more likely to have sexual dysfunction problems, look it up.

Now go back to /a/ with your imaginary girlfriend bullshit.

>>5400451
I recognize that copypasta.

>>5400451
>Here are the main reasons:
Nice to see someone still uses my copypasta from two months ago.

I'm dating a very sexy /a/non. He doesn't have an obsession with 2D. I really don't see why so many seagulls see them in such a bad light, they're actually very cool people.

>>5400421
But what if they're really cute, like Komeiji?

>people can't get a job because no experience, can't get experience because no job
>people can't get a girlfriend because no experience, no experience because no girl wants you

Women are jobs. Discuss.

Enjoy Cancer. Enjoy aids.

>>5400448
Not me bro, but please narrate about my life.

These are stories I never heard before!

>>5400467
Yeah but the payment part is actually the opposite, you lose money.

>>5400461
I'm glad to hear that.

>>5400451
4. He's a virgin for a reason, why no other woman wanted him? Mental problems?
What if he was a virgin because of high IQ and was ugly thus labeled a nerd/loser in highschool then went into a HARDCORE SUPERSCIENCE school that had so much schoolwork and no women in said school? But now he is good looking?

i wonder if the people going on about NO VIRGINS are the same people who cry about being alone

like /a/ and sluts

>>5400473


ICE


FUCKING


BURN

>>5400464
How does Komeji look? got pics? I don't visit /a/ but I heard that he was like the ultimate Azusa fanboy

>>5400478
>What if he was a virgin because of high IQ and was ugly thus labeled a nerd/loser in highschool then went into a HARDCORE SUPERSCIENCE school that had so much schoolwork and no women in said school? But now he is good looking?
Oh please, so many virgin guys give this "I'm super smart" excuse.

>>5400488
Komeiji isn't good looking at all. He's hideous.

>>5400488
he is kawaii

>>5400488
He's so ugly it hurts, anybody who says they'd date him is joking.

>>5400477
wow, is that you? you're not that ugly when your smiling

>>5400451

Some chicks actually think this way. The nice thing about them is you can lie through your teeth, screw 'em and leave, laugh with your friends about what a whore she is, and not feel guilty afterwards.

Better than lying, though, is implying. Tell her you respect girls' privacy and don't share information about your past (also give that as a reason you don't want to know her past, either; stop her if she tries to confess anything). As long as you avoid acting surprised by anything she does, she'll rationalize it all away. Remember, any reaction except surprise is okay - speeding up, slowing down, or just smiling and barely acknowledging something she says or does, all of it's good as long as you don't seem surprised.

Actually, that applies to most things with chicks. What she imagines about you will always be more interesting to her than the truth, so leave her in the dark as much as you can without seeming to obvious about it. A slut will let her imagination run wild and never notice; a decent girl will eventually notice and care enough to really try to find out about you, so you can't lose by being slow to reveal anything.

Virgin guys are disgusting. If you're over 16 and don't know how to pleasure a woman you're worthless and you'll die alone. As you should.

>>5400461
I don't. In fact, I love my /a/non.
I guess I just wasn't prepared for how he'd rather look at hentai for hours on end than talk to me, or how his sex drive lowers when he doesn't look at it, even though I give him anything he wants when i see him.

Feels... bad....

>>5400441
Why the fuck would anyone go through all that shit if they didn't feel at least some love for the child? Enlighten me.

>>5400444
Not a valid belief, then, since you probably can't tell until she leaves with all your money and your car.

>>5400504
But what if I have all the theory needed, just lack practical use?

>>5400503
>Some chicks actually think this way

All chicks to. Except desperate ones.

>>5400505
BTW are you fat and ugly?

>>5400505
stop being ugly and undesirable

or being shitty at sex

>>5400510
You're still worthless. And you'll fuck up anyway.

When I want to date a man I want someone who knows what the fuck he's doing, not an ADULT who has never kissed a girl.

That's just pathetic. Men may find that shit attractive, but not women.

>>5400451
>that feel when boys I've been out with find out I'm a virgin and the same mindset they have as well
I guess they only want a girl who can properly handle cock

>>5400495
>>5400491
Come the fuck on

if he'd clean up a little, your vaginas would be begging for his cock.
You know it's the truth, you just don't realize it. Just imagine that someone would up his looks (without any surgery), up his image, make him dress stylish, and there you go, your panties are wet, Komeiji is having sex with you from behind... GG

>>5400504
Virgin guys are best guys

>>5400526
>Men may find that shit attractive, but not women.
And why is that so? I thought man and woman were equal. Why are women so shallow in this issue?

Or is it maybe

that you're one of the /r9k/ refugees

trying to get more people on your side?

>>5400532
I didn't know so many other seagulls know about komeji

>>5400535
>virgin male trying to defend himself

>>5400530
Then go to /a/ and get one of those beta fags who make a fetish out of virginity.

>>5400544
>>5400544
SEE?

FUCKING TOLD YOU

and now, you're horny, ladies

>>5400519
>>5400515
But I'm not fat or ugly. He looks at me like I'm beautiful and tells me I am all the time. I get hit on a lot, but I really only care that he finds me attractive.
When I'm with him, I give him earth-shattering orgasms from just a handjob.
I've worked hard to be amazing at everything I do for him.

>>5400543
>Why are women so shallow in this issue?

Because men will stick their dick in anything, women actually have standards.

>>5400553
6/10

really impressive you mde it this far OP

ITT: RawbotGurl vs. the world

>>5400553
>only hanjobs

hey i found your problem

don't bother whining until you've taken his dick in your ass-pussy

>>5400548
Nope.
OP who loved taking her boyfriends virginity (and him taking mine)

>>5400554
>women actually have standards
>women
>standards
OH U

All I have to do is wave a few dollars in front of your face and you will beg to find my cock underneath all my belly fat so that you could suck it.

>>5400554
5/10
We've had threads about pretty cosplayers fucking ugly guys

>>5400566
>Nope.

Yes.

There's a reason all the bitter virgins are males. They're undesired by all.

>>5400559
I'm not trolling

>>5400564
I do everything for him
Vaginal, anal, blowjobs, footjobs, everything
I'm just saying I'm good at what I've learned to do for him, so my sexual capability is not a problem

>>5400568
Why did you drop your trip dildoes?

>>5400574
Oh really now.

Then why do girls keep hitting on me, even after I tell them I have a waifu? Shouldn't that be, like, the ultimate put off?

>>5400575
I'm really interested now. Your boyfriend is hot?

>>5400574
All I said is virgins are my favorite
how is that being bitter?

>>5400548

>Virginity
>Fetish

Ahahahahaha. What?

>>5400554
Women are willing to fuck any guy. There. I said the same thing to you without proof or conclusive information. Feels odd, doesn't it? Well, that's only if you aren't one of these women.

>>5400581
>Then why do girls keep hitting on me
Because they're 10 years old and you happen to look like Justin Beaver.

>>>/a/60325046

Oh look

Hey /cgl/, hey /a/, /v/ here.

Why don't you two just fuck already?

>>5400554

>>women actually have standards

pffffttt

>>5400587
>Ahahahahaha. What?

There are people on /a/ who demand any girl they date be a virgin.

It's a fetish.

>>5400584
I personally think he's the most amazing guy ever. He is indeed attractive but girls don't hit on him a lot because he has a dorky personality.
His personality is my favorite part, though.

>>5400352
I agree, please don't bother us, betas and neckbeards who fall in real, literal love with 2-dimensional cartoons with deformed features AND feeling jealous of them.