I liked the prequels more than the old ones.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I am handsome and tall, strong yet generous, clever, just, diligent, loyal to my friends and terrible to my enemies, yet capable of forgiveness, patient and most of all humble.

>Your greatest vices?
Can't think of any.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Pic related.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Because nobody likes GoT cosplay.

>>5364163
>Can't think of any.
Gay mby?

>>5364166
Nah.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm very friendly and kinda cute

>Your greatest vices?
I'm lazy and eat a lot of junk

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Scott Pilgrim. I almost thought the books were based on me as I was reading them the first time

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I haven't, but I kinda dress like him every day anyway. I definately would cosplay him, and I think I'd look good doing it

>>5364175
>I almost thought the books were based on me as I was reading them the first time
Aw, that's so cute.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm always nice to people even when they don't reciprocate the kindness. And I'd be very loyal to my friends... if I had some.

>Your greatest vices?
Shyness, small chest, and there must be something else that's very unlikable about me because boys always bullied me in school, and other girls laughed and mocked me for not dressing in trendy clothes.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
N-Noel Vermillion from BlazBlue.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
No. I'm not ugly or fat, but I can't afford it and there aren't any cons around here anyway.

>Big dick & ripped body.
>I don't 'respect' women (lol).
>Christian Bale from Batman, cos he's a fucking bro.
>Cosplaying is for faggots.

>>5364147
>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm pretty nice.

>Your greatest vices?
I get really anti-social when I'm tired.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Pic related.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Haha, I don't think anyone would recognize it. I'm not even white.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm the prince of all saiyans.

>Your greatest vices?
very easily distracted. verrrry.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Chie Satonaka. There's lots of things i identify with when it comes to her, from the love of all things steak to martial arts to her friendship with yukiko.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
yup. i originally didnt want to, but a friend pushed me to and now im really glad i did.

>What are your greatest virtues?
I like to think I'm a good listener and can offer useful advice when needed. I generally like to help people whenever I can.

>Your greatest vices?
Where do I start? I'm extremely socially awkward and just can't talk to people when it's not through a computer screen. I never know the right thing to say in a conversation and I'm constantly worried about embarrassing myself, so I just stay quiet.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can you relate to the most?
And here's the worst part, Hermione Granger. Long story short, when I was younger I was generally frumpy and lacked any friends due to my extreme social awkwardness but as I got older I tried coming out of my shell and managed to make a few close friends and now in my new college I'm actually considered one of the more popular/all-round liked girls :)
Or thinking about it, maybe Olive from Easy A, haha.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Cosplayed Hermione before, and a cosplay closet of Olive wouldn't be too hard~

>>5364216
>>Your greatest vices?
>being a sandnigger :(
Fixed it for you brah <3

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
Compassionate and empathetic, lover of wisdom, independent quixotic nature and open to all walks of knowledge

>Your greatest vices?
Horribly impatient, practically bipolar natures, a little too vocally critical at times

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
lol Chinese cartoon. Folken, definitely. Just not remotely as cool.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I have added and removed him from my list a handful of times. I'm not tall enough, my face not masculine enough, but I will probably do it in the next few years regardless.

>>5364223
It's a woman, I think.

>>5364223
your greatest vice is being a racist cunt.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I am extremely precise, determined and loyal to to my master.

>Your greatest vices?
I am very cold and have trouble understanding human speech.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
The killer robot from Star Wars the Old Republicans.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Because I have too much meat.

>>5364241
Aren't you American?

>>5364245
nope. what does that have to do with anything? Does being American make it ok to say things like that?

> virtue
Assuming youre not referring to the 7 virtues and just out greatest trait. I have too many to list.
> vice
Once again, using words you don't understand. Greatest flaw, is I have too many great traits.
> fictional character
Mr.hanky, cause I'm the shit
>cosplay?
No cause I'm not a fucking weeb, but I am the shit everyday

>>5364242
I-it's not like I like you for this, or anything.

>>5364250
Yes.

>>5364253
what.

>>5364259
you're either a troll or an asshole. I don't care for either.

>HK-47
>Friendly
What the fuck are you doing OP?

ALso
>Greatest Virtue
the virtue of Justice, I suppose. Defend the innocent, stuff like that
>Greatest Vice
Envy. Always has been.
>Fictional Character
Junpei Iori.
>Did you ever cosplay as said character?
YYYYYYUP,

>>5364307
>implying HK-47 isn't the friendliest robot ever

I tried to read it in his voice, but you didn't "query" before every question and you overused meatbags.

>>5364310
boy sure is asperger up in this thread

>>5364321
>butthurt OP is butthurt
If you're going to play the part, do it right

>>5364325
>he thinks I'm OP
laughing_robotgirls.jpg

>>5364334
As much as I chortled at laughing_robotgirls, you can't prove you're not.

You are therefore OP.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I don't partake in dramaru. No self consious issues about body, I'm pretty proud of it

>Your greatest vices?
shyness, terrible in social situations, boring

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Hm, can't really think of any

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
If I ever thought of any, probably not. I don't watch animes or chinese cartoons and I only play a limited amount of vidya. Movie and TV characters are hard to protray because they're humans with distinct facial structures who wear average clothes, so they'd be hard to recognize in a convention

>>5364214
>Nice but anti-social

omg this. You're tend to be so engaged in /cgl/ meetups and I've never seen you post a negative comment to anyone online, but you seem so quiet in person :c
I thought we may have bored you but then you come back on /cgl/ and start organising this awesome board-tan group
you make me confus

>>5364216
I love that picture

>>5364343
>Hm, can't really think of any
Really now, there must be some character you've felt was the closest to your heart.

>>5364343
>I've never seen you post a negative comment to anyone online

You know that dill girl? she's totally mean and stuff.

But seriously, I had to wake up at 6am that morning for the DTAC meetup. I wasn't happy. Haha, I think you guys are awesome.

>>5364390
plus, traveling wears me out. So the combination of waking up early and traveling just made me really mad.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
im smart, pretty funny and a talented musician

>Your greatest vices?
im kind of an asshole

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Probably Jimmy DiGriz from the stainless steel rat series. He's smart, funny a huge prick and a mastermind criminal...what is not to love?


>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
uh, probably not.
no one would know what i am cosplaying...the first book came out in 1961...

bump

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?

I'm smart, young, rich (via primagenture), and not half-bad looking. And I have a skunk stripe of gray that I've had since I was 16 that lets me stand out a bit.


>Your greatest vices?

The longer I go without sex, the more of an asshole I become.

I ballpark the odds of everything and always assign "best case, worst case, and most likely case" to any scenario. Get called a pessimist a lot for the family motto "Hope for the best. Plan for the worst."


>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?

Stanley Baker in Zulu.


>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?

No, it's because I'm not nearly old enough to pull it off. I have his real gun though, an heirloom from my grandfather.

What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I do my best to be nice to everyone and I try to give a helping hand when they are in need, or an ear when they have problems.

Your greatest vices?
I am blunt as hell, so most people are offended.

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
I have never compared myself to any fictional characters.

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Oh lordy, I don't know. If i liked the character I would.

>>5364163
>tfw Renly would've been the best ruler in Westeros ever

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm friendly, generous and loyal.

>Your greatest vices?
I'm unstable, paranoid and very anxious, and I let this control my life.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Fuck if I know. Picture related is the ultimate loser, I like to compare myself to him.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I will cosplay him. Someday.

Bumping this above the retarded troll threads.

What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm very intelligent and funny.

Your greatest vices?
I'm fat and I never had a boyfriend.

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Can't think of anyone...

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
See above.

>>5364757
>Can't think of anyone...
Roseanne?

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm tall, handsome, well dressed, intelligent, funny, friendly, loyal, and always try to lend a helping hand when it's needed.

>Your greatest vices?
Some might say I'm prideful. I'm actually pretty humble.

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Harry Dresden.

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
No because I don't cosplay.

>>5364580
are you racist?

>>5364875
Aw shit.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I am very smart, friendly, empathetic and responsible
>Your greatest vices?
I put a lot of pressure on myself (I am "responsible" to a fault), I don't actively search out friendships and I always stress out last minute for everything
>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
...Uh probably Hermione Granger
>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I don't have the hair, and my little sister has done enough Harry Potter cosplays for the both of us I think

>>5364938

No. It's not about that. It's about trying to succeed where the odds are stacked against you and you dig in and fight to the last instead of giving in.


Have you seen Zulu? They knew and respected their enemy and vice versa. It's a story of honor and duty. Bringing in skin color as an issue just cheapens it.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm a loyal friend. I'm always there if you need me.

>Your greatest vices?
I'm brutally honest, so that makes me come off as an asshole sometimes. I have the tendency to not give a fuck even if I try to give a fuck.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Someone once told me my voice sounded like Teddy from Persona 4. Other than that I haven't really thought about it. Maybe Dean from The Iron Giant. My parents always say "OMG M3RC JAKE FROM TWO AND A HALF MEN IS SO YOU."

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Naww, I only cosplay characters that I know I can pull off.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm a good listenes, I have a decent sense of humor irl, I'm also kinda tall and I've been told I'm kind.

>Your greatest vices?
Pretty much using the computer.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
None, honestly.


Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
It's hard to cosplay someone who doesn't exists.

What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
Honesty, my work ethic, my determination, my creativity/imagination.

Your greatest vices?
Narcissism, irrationality, anger, violence.

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Lucy/Nuu from Elfen Lied

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I've only just gotten into cosplay so I haven't done her yet, but I'd like to. Gotta figure out dem vectors though.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm pretty friendly, rational, and unassuming. I always want to make other happy and do things that'll benefit others more than myself. Open-minded

>Your greatest vices?
Occasionally being an asshole on /cgl/ because I can. Food. Laziness. Cute skinny boys.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
I dunno. I don't project onto fictional characters very often, but... Hm. Tim Drake. Carrie Kelley. Nick Carraway. Emma Bovary. Snifit #3.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Tim- I'd like to. I've cosplayed a Robin, but not that Robin.
Carrie Kelley- See above
Nick Carraway- lolbookcosplay
Emma Bovary- See above
Snifit #3- Hahahahahahahhaaa

>>5365040
>Eva Braun
>Honesty, my work ethic
Yep.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I floss every day.
>Your greatest vices?
I think any movie that doesn't have Anthony Hopkins in it is a piece of shit, and I'm vocal about that.
>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Probably Charlie's sister from A Dirty Job, though I can't remember her name.
>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
All I'd need is a nicely tailored suit and a short haircut, though I'm certain that I wouldn't get recognized.

>>5364203
Do you want to be my internet girlfriend?

>>5365112
>>>/r9k/
>>>/a/
Get out.

>>5365099
Do you have something to say?

>>5365120
You don't know who the more famous Eva Braun is?

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I scored with a girl and lost my virginity at 14 years old.

>Your greatest vices?
Who gives a fuck, I'm better than the majority of 4chan's male populace.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
idc

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
cosplay is for fat landwhales and faggots
hot girls should only do it to give me a boner

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm hilarious and I suit up for no reason at all

>Your greatest vices?
I don't go out enough

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
No, he's just not a very good cosplay

>>5365133
...nah, I just plucked this name out of nowhere, not like I'm STUDYING GERMAN OR ANYTHING.

Your post still makes no sense.

>>5365252
Oh I see. I thought you were the local edgy hipster cunt who sold her soul and all her morals saying that Hitler was right to attract Nazi cock to her wizened unfuckable pussy.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm pretty smart and close to autistic when it comes to my ability to see things in a pattern.

>Your greatest vices?
I'm quite a smart-ass and cynical to people I'm yet to know very well.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Rintarō Okabe

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Still haven't because I don't have the time for it. I would since I'm pretty much a mirror-image of him when it comes to both looks and personality.

Wait, this was for meatbags only? Well ... I've already filled this shit in, might as well post it!

>>5365381
Meatbags are not robots in general.

>>5365391
Sorry, should've realised.

>>5364390
>>5364399

You're too nice. Remember that for /fa/-tan ya must be the grandest of assholes

>>5365417
You need a better tripname...

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?

I like making people happy to the point where I sacrifice my own happiness for it. I try to be pleasant to be around.

>Your greatest vices?

I'm boring and passive-aggressive and I doubt anyone really respects me because of that.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?

None that I can think off.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?

No, because I don't resemble any character and even though I'm a guy and can apparently get away with it I'd only cosplay someone I looked like.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I like shy nice guys and my mom told me I'm very cute when blushing.

>Your greatest vices?
Flat chested kissless virgin. ;_;

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
I liked Chihiro from Spirited Away when I was little.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I think I'm too old for that now.

>>5365451
Sounds like a dream come true except the virgin part, but it's beyond overcome able.

There must be a reason why you still haven't been addressed since from the sound of it guys would be flocking around you.

At least I would.

>>5365484
Aaand of course I post the wrong image.

>>5365484
I-I'm sorry but the boys here really have better to pick than me. They can get girls who are at least as pretty as me but also have a much more womanly body...

>>5365631
Meh, you sound pretty great to me.
Pic related.

>>5365631
Which I guess is why the only people fawning over you are virgins from /a/ who will take anything at this points.

>>5365635
no offense but if you would be living there you'd dump her too
I know myself, all girls are hot here so nobody gives a fuck about the cutting boards
seriously, I've seen maybe one or two fat girls in our middle school, high school/whatever you fat Americans call it

>>5365646
But I'd like a boyfriend just like that. Boys don't like anime around here, other than Naruto or Pokemon maybe.

>>5365651
I'm from Sweden, we have like 2 unattractive people in the entire city and they don't even leave their house.
You become kind of immune to looks after a while.
It's a plus if they look good, of course. But it isn't what makes the final decision.

>>5365651
>no offense but if you would be living there you'd dump her too

But I like her for a specific reason. if anything she'd dump me given that I'm probably a shitty lover.

>>5365668
>But I'd like a boyfriend just like that.

You want a clingy, socially awkward virgin who doesn't know anything about relationships or sex?

You must be desperate.

>>5365676
This exactly.

You must be ugly as fuck. And I bet you'd still want a huge nigger to smash you, even if you don't realize it.

>>5365680
Ugly is a buzzword.

It might be ugliness, it might be low self-esteem, it might be social awkwardness. Hell, it might be that she's elitist about her interests like /a/ is and can't settle for someone who at least likes Pokemon.

>>5365708
>>5365680
>>5365676
>>5365670
Original poster claiming that there's no obvious flaws in her flaws.

We're drifting way off-topic and it's my bad but at least I'm keeping it saged.
Let's just drop this shit.

>>5365676
>>5365680
You guys are jerks.

>>5365715
I'm being realistic. As an /a/non I know I'm not desirable in any way, so anyone who claims I am is clearly desperate.

What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?

Charismatic, loyal, good natured.

Your greatest vices?

Stubborn, forgetful, arrogant

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?

Monkey D. Luffy

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?

I cosplay him because I look like and relate to the character.

>>5365715
Good, fuck of. /fit/ runs this board and we don't need any flat shits like you here.

Heck my abs are bigger then your tits.

Mio from mm!
Only she has no boobs.

>>5365646
>the only people fawning over you are virgins from /a/ who will take anything at this points.

As if we'd give up wizardhood for some cosplayer.

>>5365723
>Charismatic, loyal, good natured.
Ah-ahahahah-ah. Oh god. Oh man. Ah wow. This made my day.

>>5365741
And I have the cosplay mad just havent wore it yet.

>>5365723
lol sorry faggot, but you don't look anything like Luffy.

>>5365742
Well I'm sure all these ugly fat bitches hate you too.

>>5365715
If you don't like it, then turn around and leave.

This is fucking 4chan for fuck's sake.

>>5365741
virtues:
She likes helping people, she is scared of things that make no sense, is very aggressive and loud, will never be able to tell someone she likes how she feels and will always try to avoid fighting with the other female character over him but she always finds herself falling for him again. People see her as one person but she is not like that.

>>5365749
We like them better than you narcissistic assholes.

>>5365755
And I attract masochists.

>>5365757
You don't like them at all.

When is this joke going to end? No one. No one likes /a/.

>>5365760
When will you stop coming here trying to put all of us down?

>>5365451
>Flat chested kissless virgin. ;_;
Fucking disgusting. I must be one of the few people on /a/ who actually wants a woman who can handle a dick and has real good boobies.

>>5365760
I like /a/

>>5365770
I asked you on formpsring. You have no hymen. So don't you FUCKING DARE come to our room you disgusting slut.

>>5365786
But I have not had sex in years D:

>>5365767
Because I'm trying to help you. Stop posting as seagulls and talking about how HEY I LIKE /a/ I WISH I HAD A PATHETIC BETA BOYFRIEND.

No one does.

>>5365797
We dont need no man !
were strong independent woman.

>>5365794
ME NEITHER

but I'd rather stick my dick in H2SO4 than in your beef-curtained STD ridden cunt

>>5365797
So it's better for me to be with a guy who says I'm and other girls are ugly, rather than a guy I share interests with who would like me for my personality? Get over yourself.

>>5365797
>HEY I LIKE /a/ I WISH I HAD A PATHETIC BETA BOYFRIEND.
Please stop insulting Betas.
Virgins != Betas.
Some virgins are Betas, some virgins are Omegas, and, ready your body *MANY* virgins are Alpha too.

>>5365803
Who ever said I would have sex with you?x:
I am not like that Anon sorry.

>>5365808
Bitch come the fuck on. You know you mirin.

>>5365804
Yes, because the former will actually be interesting to be around. Yeah, an /a/ faggot likes anime, but he's also a pathetic fuck with no self-esteem or experience. Why bother when you can find a /fit/fag who will tolerate your hobbies and will be far better to be around?

>>5365810
I donot love you therefore no because that is going against my morals.

>>5365815
FUCKING SLUT go grease my dick before I poke your eyes out with it

>>5365812
Your ego must be shattered. I'll stop talking with you now.

>>5365821
Go do it yourself Anon.
I am not interested in sexual relations.

>>5365823
Ok, then you tell me what's so appealing about a shy, submissive faggot with no friends.

>>5365830
ALRIGHT

FUCK IT

I'M UNFRIENDING YOU ON FACEBOOK

DEBRA

>>5365832
Girls like >>5365451 seem to like us.

>>5365833
Do it.
Albert.

>>5365835
Why? What's so appealing about a guy who's never matured socially?

>>5365844
I dunno, maybe you women aren't one cohesive hive-mind after all.

>>5365856
Dont group women together.
Were all different. Some gay, some straight, some tall some shy some loud.

>>5365856
But they are. That's why they pursue the same kind of men.

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I am /fit/, good looking and have a good education.

>Your greatest vices?
I can't stay true to one girl, as hard as I try. I mostly like going to cons because I have a thing for deflowering nerdy girls who are a little below my level, so they can't believe how lucky they are to get a guy like me, I give them all the promises, tell them they're pretty and that they made me feel like no other girl before did, and that I don't care about her not looking like Megan Fox, that I have a thing for cosplayers who like the same anime as I do (even when I have no fucking idea what it's about) and then after I pick her cherry (and she usually lets me cum inside, but I'm not a fag and pull out, I have a little competition for myself to see how far my cum can land past her belly, it's pretty rad), I dump her, leaving her one of my "numbers" telling her to call me back any time she wants.

I know, you probably don't like this, but hey at least I'm self conscious about it.

>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
I dunno, Cowboy Bebop?

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Lolno, I'd lose my street cred if I did that. And my friends would think I'm a weeaboo.

>>5365864
I am not chasing after men.
I like men with the same interest as me.
I did date an awkward guy who could not socialize and was obsessive for a bit, but that drove me nearly insane.
I think it is just a phase with some women.
We want the really good guys or the really bad guys, we want to mold them into someone. But people do not change unless they want to.

>>5365878
>I dunno, Cowboy Bebop?
FUCKING RAGE

Normalfag scum. GET OUT

>>5365879
>I did date an awkward guy who could not socialize and was obsessive for a bit, but that drove me nearly insane.

And that's what the people on /a/ are like. So why do you like them?

>>5365879
>I did date an awkward guy who could not socialize and was obsessive for a bit, but that drove me nearly insane.
Did he get to know that feel when being inside your tight sexual pussy?

>>5365890
Just look at how obsessed this guy is holy shit. /a/ is full of beta, but you sir are omega.

>>5365890
There obsessed with their hobby which I find cool.

My ex faked things I like by looking at my facebook and using the internet. Then when we got into a relationship I found out he was just a creep with no personality.
Theres a difference with obsessing over a hobby and obsessing over someone your in a relationship with.

>>5365897
Again, you're misusing the words as a motherfucker.

Omegas are people who get most pussy, like >>5365878 this guy in example. No responsibility, asshole, no purpose in life, etc.

>>5365894
No because I did not love him.

>>5365904
I'm starting to think you're not a hot sexbomb and are actually rather average looking.

>>5365907
Thanks.
I do not like being looked at as an object.
I will take this as a compliment.
Your starting to see me as a person and not a walking vagina.

What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
Sense of humor, relatively good looks, I dress nicely, I'm gentlemen when it counts, doing pretty well in college.

Your greatest vices?
Somehow still a virgin. I don't know what's wrong with me. I am a little bit overweight but not fat... and I'm always sociable to girls but I always get friendzoned.

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Vin Diesel from any movie with Vin Diesel.

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I'm not bald enough lol.


Thank you in advance!

>>5365878
Why do girls always so easily fall to guys like this? WHY WHY WHY WHY

>>5365923
Because it's the kind of guy girls want. He is the ideal male to them.

>>5365925
Nope.
No offense to the anon up top but that is not my type.

>>5365928
It probably is, you just want to pretend otherwise.

>>5365929
I like gentlemen.
I went through that phase already Anon the /fit/ guys are not my type.

>>5365928
This.

A dildo is more portable, doesn't get tiredas fast can't get me pregnant and more interesting to talk to than men like that.

>>5365928

>>5365950
LOL I love you Anon.

wasn't this thread about robots? I could've sworn there was something about robots

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
Treating women as equals and not as simple sex-objects and judging them personality first, then looks (I'm not perfect though and I do have my limits).
Compassion to those in need, those who can't defend themselves or are ostracized by society. And by that I mean not just 'pitying' them, or 'expressing my sympathies'. I stand up and speak out for them. Even if earns me some punishment or the hatred of others. Even if I don't have any particular reasons to care about the social group/person in question. I cannot stand prejudice, so I must force myself to do the right thing, even if I don't like the consequences. And I do not bend to the whims of society. Just because it is accepted by the majority does not make it right.
As stoic as all this may make me sound, I can also be a charismatic speaker and I've been told to have a sense of humor. I never pity myself and I constantly work on myself.
Finally, I am very loyal to the few people that I care about, the ones who have shown me just a little bit of kindness (something I'm not exactly used to receive). I do not forget them. I'm always willing to help them to the best of my abilities and I wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice myself as much as possible to ensure their well-being.

>Your greatest vices?
Most people are actually put off by what I consider my virtues.
I don't drink. I don't socialize even though I can pretend to be an outgoing person. I'm very cold and distant to people I do not know well enough.
While studying, I've always felt like a "jack of all trades, master of none". As a result, I'm envious of skilled people, people who were born talented, or those who actually enjoy their work. Also, as hard as I try, I never seem to successfully inspire the virtues I possess in others. Understandably, I'm envious of those who can do that too.

>>5366100
>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver. Or, to a lesser extent, Stannis Baratheon from the A Song of Ice and Fire series. A weird combination, I suppose.

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Nope. I don't look like either of them.

>>5366096
nah mate, I'm p.sure it had something to do with sandnegroes

>>5365928
Come on, you know you'd want me babe.

>Smart, friendly, sociable.

>Lazy. Procrastinating. Irresponsible. No gf :(

>The Persona 4 MC

>Yes I did.

>>5366121
What is babe even short for?
Whenever I hear that I picture this guy on the disney chanel that says babeh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0FkqHQITgs

>>5366144
Why couldnt you have been the Persona 3 MC.
then you would of been my husbando.

>>5366146
Short for babby. Becasue you're as dumb as a babby.

>>5366157
Sorry bout that. D:

>>5366159
I may be derpy.
But at least I do not hit on infants.

>>5366167
Its okay.
You can be my husbando still.
My list goes
Persona 3 MC
Kouga ( fuck I know)
Persona 4 MC
Kenji KS

>>5366169
sex with infants and babbies treats AIDS

shaman said so

>>5366100
I hope you realize that you will be a virgin your entire life bro.

>>5366177
Shaman lied.

>>5366190
shaman said more babbies I rape chances increase

you must plunge dick deep inside

to take away purity

and you have purity it heals evil implanted by white men

>>5366197
Question.
Why did you rape the monkey anyway?

>>5366214
what monkey?

>>5366221
Well how did you get the aids.
I am thinking that your not a truck driver so it was not an African prostitute.
So thought it was a monkey.

>>5366247
you so racial bitch!!

>>5366262
Wow hey buddy I am just going with how aids was created and spread.

Started with one man doing sexual manners to a monkey then some women got it. Some happened to be prostitutes, truck drivers are the ones who visit these areas the most. They get it bring it back to there countries. Continues to cycle.
Just sayin what I learned in school.
Your racist for thinking I was being racist.

>>5366272
Not that anon. But what you're saying is fucking bullcrap.

[spoiler]It is actually a Jew made infectious disease, which was made to deny the man that feel when sex without condom because Jew have tiny dick.[/spoiler]

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
I'm not very confrontational? I don't mean I lay down and take whatever, but I tend to try and diffuse arguments instead of arguing.
>Your greatest vices?
Yoghurt and milkshake. Always yoghurt and milkshake.
>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Haruhi Suzumiya. Obviously i don't have godlike powers, but I can totally relate to her desire to do whatever pops into her mind at any time and drag people into fun situations with her. (If not Haruhi, then Pinkiepie)

>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I have not, but I guess I might cosplay her band outfit one day? Depends if I could pull it off or not.

>>5366297
>I don't mean I lay down and take whatever, but I tend to try and diffuse arguments instead of arguing.
Oh I get it. So you just lay on the bed and let your boyfriend do all the work? Frigid as fuck.

>>5366293
That is racist.

What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
Nice I would hope, optimistic, realistic, dunno.

Your greatest vices?
Fat, optimistic, realistic, lack of self confidence, low self worth,clingy GUY, psychotic sadistic side, masochist. I often look at things at how well they would work in with everything. If something isn't top notch, I often forgo it for something else. Hate myself for it.

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Probably a Prinny from Disgaea. Maybe Viral from Gurren Laggan I don't know really. I try not to relate to a fictional character. Though it would feel good to think I could be someone else if I tried.

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
Nope, and nope. Would I? Yes I would, but for Viral only if I ever got in better shape. Me being fat is the big word.

>>5366319
What.

I'm also a guy who prefers women.

>>5366342
Wait, what the fuck. How can you relate to a woman?

>>5366342
Wait dont we talk on DA?

>>5364203
>>5364216
>>5364343
>>5364943
>>5365451
So much waifu-material ITT.

Why oh why do I never meet girls like this.

>>5366429
3DPD SLUTS

>Try to answer the question about who you relate to
>Spend 2 hours on TVTropes instead

HK-47, you're a dick.

>>5366492
>>Spend 2 hours on TVTropes instead
Why exactly did you do that, if you don't mind me asking?

>Virtue
Pick up new skills and knowledge very quickly

>Vice
Laziness. I don't do shit with the above unless I really need to or it actually interests me at the moment.

>Fictional Character
Uh, maybe Rodney McKay from SGA, though I'd like to think my personality is a bit less abrasive.

>Cosplay said character?
Nope. I'm taller, skinnier, and don't have a receding hairline. Wouldn't ever because cosplaying non-animated people narrows how much leeway you have in matching their face.

>>5366506
I have a shitty memory and was wondering if there was something I watched ages ago and forgot about that had a character I remembered actually relating to.

>>5366558
that sounds pretty bad

bmp

>>5365333
Nah, Eva Braun is my college nickname and I felt like it was time to put HexenHarlot to bed, I've been using that name for the last five years. Not for any Nazi reasons, just that I'm a lot like a guy called Evan from last year so they started calling me Eva, and then Eva Braun because German student.

>>5368058
fascinating story broette

>>5366376
I dunno? Do we?

>>5366367
I can relate with her interests, awful morals and generally everything but vagina ownership?

>>5368071
You're not a real man.

You're this guy.

>>5368071
>relate with her awful morals
why do I like you again?

>>5368075
Actually I'm this guy, which isn't all that different, if I think about it.

>>5368080
I don't actually know.

>>5368088
jesus fuck that's horrifying.

>>5368090
I am genuinely hurt.

>>5368090
I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR YOU.

jasper why am I on 4chan instead of going downstairs for brunch :( fuck stairs

>>5368088
something about your appearance is repulsive, but i can't put my finger on it.

>>5368097
That's good.

I can't stand trannies like you.

>>5368100
Exactly, I like effeminate boys just as the next seagull, but there's just something outright disgusting about him. He just looks like a serial killer/rapist/sicko.

>>5368103
going for brunch but this is your first warning for horse dicks general

>>5368098
I would never want to have a naval like Frankenfurter's creation.

>>5368100
>>5368103
It's probably easier for everyone if you don't try to think of anything.

>>5368104
>so mad he forgot to use his correct tripcode

>>5368103
It's his cocky demeanor paired with his out of shape body and head full of pubic hair.

>>5368115
don't forget the toes-for-fingers

>>5368113
>You think we're one person
Well that would certainly be interesting.

>>5368115
>>5368119
Don't worry, the photo wasn't taken for you two.

And ohlook, this has become a me thread. What do?

>>5368122
>And ohlook, this has become a me thread. What do?
Kill yourself?

>>5368124
I'll pass.

>>5368122
ah yes, we've hit phase 3 of your routine.

>post picture of self, whine about something, or otherwise beg for attention
>eventually receive negative attention
>"why is this thread suddenly about me? :)"
>perpetuate it for as long as humanly possible
>rinse, repeat

>>5368132
Screencapped for future reference.

>>5368132
Well yes, attention whore 101; how to be so obvious people get bored :3

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
Big dick that makes ladies cry, abs that makes them mirin.
>Your greatest vices?
No job, don't give a fuck.
>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Superman, because I look like him.
>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
No he looks gay tho.

>>5368149
>vice
>not having a job

why do so many people in here not seem to know how vices work?

>>5368160
wiktionary
>A bad habit.
>(law) prostitution

>>5368160
>not having a job and also not caring

kind of sounds like a vice to me.

>>5364147
virtue:
....idk im a piece of shit so...i don't have any

vices:
porn

120GB ssd boot drive

4TB total of porn Raid0

like 3 GB in games

2 9800GTX+ in SLI ( need to upgrade thissoon) for 1080P viewing
excuse: its a "gaymen pc"

>>5368171
Not so sure about that. A vice is something you fall back on to make yourself feel better, like alcohol or smoking. Something that's just a waste of money like sweets would work too.

Not having a job isn't really the same.

>>5368194
well whatever, but the first thing that comes to mind is bad qualities

>>5368196
only if you're an uneducated idiot who doesn't know the defintion of vice or virtue

http://www.jstor.org/pss/1087523

if you're a grad student you should have acsess

i'd give you chomsky...but comeon...you dress up in knock off japanese costumes as a hobby

come.on... you probably only remember to open your legs for that guy you just met at the club like half the time

>>5368252
virtue is knowledge? what the fuck

read it, then read this

then re-read it

then read:
machiavelli
nitezsche
aristotle

entire book
http://classics.mit.edu/Plato/republic.html

>>5368300
Now wait a second.

You're Japanese.

And you've read all those things?

>>5368329
>sieg heil
>Japanese
Yeah sure.

>>5368160
Its okay I think your pretty.
Some men like to dress up and wear make up but are straight. Women have more options with there style so some men like to try it once in a while.

>come back to thread
>>5368160
>>5368194
>anon
Why was I anon?

>>5368122
No that would NOT be interesting, I like not beingforeverarone :<

>>5368375
Efa, ich Liebe dich.

>>5368383
Wie kann ich einen toten Mann ficken?

>>5368399
>zweitausend zwölf
>hat immer noch kein Sex mit einer Leiche gehabt
IEHIMDN

>>5368383
Thanks for reminding me that even Hitler himself had more success with women than I did.

>>5368446
Five star post.

>>5368415
ABER MEIN KOERPER IST EINE SCHLAEFE! Und die Toten sind verboten, hier anzubeten.

>>5368454
>ABER MEIN KOERPER IST EINE SCHLAEFE! Und die Toten sind verboten, hier anzubeten.
Eva-Schätzchen, benutzst du Google Translate wieder mal?

>>5368375
I said interesting, not desireable.

>>5368446
Even being hated gets you girlies, why do you think I tripfag?

Also MFW all this German I can't read.

>>5368474
Why Hitler.
Your looking rather...dashing today.
Would you like to get drinks sometime mien fuhrer?

>>5368474
Nein... kann keine Umlaute eintippen ;w; bin zu faul...

>>5368482
Verschwinde, Schlampe!

>>5368475
>Even being hated gets you girlies, why do you think I tripfag?
Wait. So you're a tranny. And you still fuck girls?

unshaven irportsc

>>5368491

>>5368527
I just like girls' clothing, dolls and makeup. It's not like I have to go post-op or crave penis.

It's really more fetish-orientated than gender dissociation.

>>5368554
>implying you don't crave penis

What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?

Patient, Empathetic, and Generous

Your greatest vices?

Pot, and lots of it

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?

Sailor Moon

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?

Its too over done and just doesn't excite me.

>>5368563
A bit on the side when offered isn't craving V:

>>5368606
Didnt you ditch Hexen/Eva on New Years to go fuck some guy?
Honesntly youre probably one of the worst tripfags. You samefag and selfpost under anon and then complain when people talk about you, even though you secretely love it.
Youre worse than your whorefriend Piratetoaster.

>>5368621
why do bitches get jealous when their friends leave to go fuck some guy? i mean really....she'll be back in 2-3 hours

not that big of a deal, is it jealousy?
fucking don't be jealous go WITH our firend and get fucked

if you're going to be all pissedoff you probably need to get laid anyway

>>5368621
Drunken stupidity before we met properly. I don't claim it was excusable, but it never happened in the end anyway.

Also...
>selfpost under anon
>complain when people talk about me
>pretend I don't love it
Really? You think I'm that bad? I'm somewhat flattered that you actually give a damn of some sort. :3

>>5368606
You need it, you cannot live without cock.

>>5368621
Oh come on, credit me with some balls here, I would have ripped his dick off and made him eat it if that were true.

Also, he doesn't post himself under anon. I used to post him as anon, back when I was anon. :V

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
Kind, funny, sympathetic and compassionate

Your greatest vices?
Impatience, insecurity, and manipulativeness... and I'm a bit of a crybaby

What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Meatball head Sailor Moon, definitely. ♡

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I really want to cosplay as Sailor Moon, but first I need to get better at sewing, haha. Maybe someday soon!

>>5368648
Are you fat/ugly? If not, I'll add you to my waifu material list here >>5366429 .

>Greatest Virtue
I guess my sense of humor or my sense of justice.
>Greatest Vice
Well, I can be kind of a dick if I'm not careful. Also, I'm pretty shy.
>Fictional Character I can relate to
Uh, Sly Cooper, almost? I can't think of any characters this early with my virtues and vices.
>Ever cosplay as said character
I've got plans to make it, certainly.

>>5368653
Er, well, both of those can depend on what you consider to be fat and what you consider to be ugly. I'm considered a healthy weight for my age group and I've been told I'm decently attractive, but again, your opinion may differ.

>>5368660
Vices dude/ette, not bad points... what're your bad habits and addictions?

>>5368329
yes

>>5368668
I just realised that I did this bit wrong too.

>>5368675
Seriously, I think it's just me, Tim and Zahirus that actually answered with vices, not negative points.

MFW nobody into reading comprehension.

>>5368668
Ah, whoops. Thanks for pointing that out. Was just kind of following everyone else.

The computer and sweets.

>>5368689
WELL FINE THEN RELEVANCY NAZI.

>Your greatest vices?
Smoking, drinking, sitting around naked after a shower for two hours instead of doing the work I should be doing, violence.

>>5368667
Waifu material then. Congratulations.

>>5368700
Well, she's orange circle, so better than most but wouldn't tell about it to friends probably, unless they asked.

>>5368675
Pretty much everyone used vices as bad qualities, must be chain effect or something.

Let's see... >>5364175
Enver here started all that shit. Good job.

>>5368668
But vices did originally mean bad qualities:
>Virtues and vices are settled dispositions or inclinations to act in particular ways.16 They are good or bad character traits. They are acquired through repeated acts of deliberate decision, and as such become "habits of the heart".17 A chief characteristic of both vice and virtue is an established tendency to act from deliberate decision. Thus, vice is a bad character trait or habit of the heart which leads one into sin. It is a settled disposition or inclination to do what is morally wrong or sinful. It is usually a habit of character acquired through repeated acts of deliberate decision.
Mainly from a religious aspect (e.g. "Dante's seven deadly vices").
It's only become defined as bad habits recently, because, the police "vice" departments that deal with alcohol/prostitution/gambling, I guess?

So, it probably means something else in dictionaries, but the semantics more or less come from bad traits...

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
high metabolism, decent sense of humour, friendly despite appearance. Very Patient and loyal with friends (despite not having many)

>Your greatest vices?
I can't stand being alone in public, I become a nervous wreck, awkward with people, kissless virgin and flat chested. Bad eyesight, so I can't read from too far (but I don't like wearing glasses)
What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
probably Yui Hirasawa, ( because we look alike despite me being a 3DPD)

Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
not yet, but I am going too. I'm not fat, so rolls are not one of my problems

>>5368744
wat u look like?

>>5368700
I thank you kindly!

>>5368737
also, by the way:
>Did you know that the horse fly Scaptia beyonceae was named after singer and actress Beyoncé Knowles because of its striking golden behind?

>>5368711
you mean orange circle on this list right?

>>5368753
One of the prettiest girls on this board.

>>5368768
wat

>>5368753
>this

>>5368775
>wat
I'm very sorry if it offended you, but I can't lie. It hurt my heart to read how you feel about your appearance in that one /soc/ thread a few days ago. I would elaborate but I don't want to come of as a "creepy stalker" or something like that.

>>5368762
all the anons are prettier than the tripfags

>>5368762
but it that one got no circles on it, dumbass

here's the one w. ranking, Claduie's orange

(not my work btw, some other anon made the original ranking)

>>5368795
>I would elaborate but I don't want to come of as a "creepy stalker" or something like that
you mean this thing? no, no, you totally sound like a normal person, not creepy at all

I save all /cgl/ dramu pictures, no offence bro

maybe you should change your reaction image from time to time btw

>>5368854
>dat filename
oh god

>>5368854
Yeah, screencapping random posts and keeping them on your hard drive without any reason is totally normal.

>>5368948
I have almost 45k pics in my 4chan pic, no need to feel special lol

>What are your greatest virtues, meatbags of /cgl/?
>I can pick my nose w/o hands.
>Your greatest vices?
Drinking and whoring.
>What fictional character (movie, book, TV series, Chinese cartoon, video game, whatever...) can your meatbag-self relate to the most?
Dizzy of Fantastic Dizzy fame.
>Did you ever cosplay as said character? Would you? Why not? Is it because your meatbag form is too inflated and unaesthetic?
I'm cosplaying as him all the time.

>>5368994
>45k
impressive
what other hobbies do you have?

>>5368720
>Enver here started all that shit. Good job.

Enver confirmed sandnigger/third worlder himself. Explains everything.

>>5369033
>impressive
damn right it is, I've been on 4chan for longer than everyone posting in this broad, I can tell
you are like less than 1% of it
>what other hobbies do you have?
drinking/partying/nailing bitches, the usual stuff people w. life do

>>5369034
Leave Enver alone, she didn't do anything!!!!

>>5369061
schwoops, forgot my image

>>5369050
keep living your life to the fullest then.

>>5369075
'kay whatever

arent you too young to post on 4chan btw? I'm pretty sure the 18+ rules is everywhere but I won't bother to find this boards
cos their shit anyway, there's a auto-banned string of characters on here, and I cant even tell what it was, either the name of a famous scottish actor beginning with SC, or the act of an english verb derived from "penes" + "trare"
it's just one day but I was mad as fuck

>>5369122
>it's just one day but I was mad as fuck

>claims he's oldfaggest of old
>doesn't know how to ban evade

>>5369138
His way is the Old Way, you know, back in his time, people actually respected the rules because they were decent folk not like the kids these days who don't respect nuthin'.

>>5369163
lousy punks

>>5368720
I'll concede the laziness part, but junk food is definitely a vice.

>>5369034
I'm in Canada, doesn't get much more first world than that

>>5369061
why does everyone think I'm a girl...

>>5369204
>I'm in Canada
welp, I guess that means you're just retarded then
>why does everyone think I'm a girl...
you oughta keep it up or you loose your whiteknights

just.. you know
get your sister's miniskirt while she's at school
dress in it, get a wig and hide your face with it as you're blushing, and

+100 internet protectors gained

>>5369218
Hey you anon.
Dont mess with my bro.

I will shank yo ass.

>>5369218
wait wait, hold on, let me get a pen so I can write down all this wisdom

>>5369218
>get your sister's miniskirt while she's at school
>dress in it, get a wig and hide your face with it as you're blushing, and
me gusta

>>5369229
which one of them is enver?

>>5369291
pretty sure that's LMFAO.

>>5369306
I don't understand.

>>5369314
these guys.

>>5369345
How quaint. I thought I was the only one to notice
>letters@letterstogeorge.com
in OP's email address.

>>5364147
I have haxxor hacking skillzor. Also refined /g/entlemen.

I eat too much. D:

That fat bloke from Steins;Gate, I guess.

I dunno,someone already did it better than me...

>>5368795

Dude stop wasting your fucking time. She has the same facial features as my grandmother, just add wrinkles, grey hair, etc.

If you're going to attempt to suck up to a girl, atleast do it to one who looks a bit better. Unless your a pedophile who likes flat chicks or something. I cringe a little everytime I see you post.

>>5369204

>Canada
>Sand nigger
>All sand niggers are on the west side
>British Columbia
>Lower mainland

Enver confirmed for living in Surrey with all the rest of the paki's

>>5369863
Enver doesn't live in BC.
why are you so mad?

>>5369878

I just dislike brown people in general. Most useless race in the world.

>>5369837
>grandmother
but grandmothers are kawaii!

>>5369204
Brampton? Fellow Canadian Brown superior race reporting in

>>5369949
no, sorry, I'm white

and incidentally, I'm not from BC

>>5369837
But I do realize I sound pathetic. The tripcode is supposed to be a... self conscious parody of myself. I'm a realist, I know I'll never meet her, and if I did, I pretty much ruined all my chances by now. I just... I just can't help it. It's the first time I've ever felt something for a person on the internet. She shouldn't look down on herself. I'll try to keep it down from now on.

Oh and other than that, fuck you. She is pretty. Just because she doesn't look the way you'd prefer doesn't mean anything. And I couldn't care any less about your opinion. She got my affection with her personality, not just because of her looks, or because she'd dress up like my favorite animu characters. There are no other girls like her here. There's just something about her, this... je ne sais quoi, all other posters lack. Even if I don't deserve her affection, I hope she'll find someone she loves, and who loves her back.

So go cringe some more.

>>5369837
She isn't the prettiest of the pretties out there but she doesn't look THAT old, otherwise why are people saying she is underage?

>>5370063
so your saying your a pedo then? oh ok

and screencapped for future reference ofc

>>5370149
so..you've never thought that it could just be me whitenighting myself? that would make your pwecious scweencaps pretty useless..
>screencapping every post
someone else is starting to sound like a creepy stalker