no1curr

who gives a shit? we are in love with /a/ anyway.

(even though it's unrequited love~)

/cgl/ is best left off to its own devices. At least I am. Its nice to have lots of friends but no real emotional connections. It makes things so much easier.


I never liked sports anyway.

OHMAN GUYS FLASHBACKS TO MY SENIOR PROM.

i think i'm having a stroke

>virgins
>entire board is women

...wait.

>implying one person speaks for a whole board

Don't worry, I'll still take one of you hoes.

Wait wait wait,I'm not okay with this. You broads seem pretty insecure and the more insecure a girl is the easier she is to fuck. So ignore that nigga we still takin yall hoes to the ball and shit.

>every other board calls us dirty sluts
>/sp/ calls us foreveralone virgins

Get with the program guys! Jeez.

Been spending more time at /g/ these days so I still don't understand what all these is about. First a board ranking, then a world cup, then a ball... wth?

>>5349909
Derpa derp derp.

Just get the fuck out of here /sp/.

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

cgl puts out? Fuck the ball lemme swing by around 11.

silly boys stop hitting on us

>implying this speaks for all of us

I still want to bone. ; _ ;

>/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>5349925
Haha I honestly thought that was the reason /sp/ asked us in the first place.

>>5349934
that's the only reason us dudes take girls out.

Only girls post here you dork, girls can't be beta. Cosplaying is no different than wearing your favorite team's jersey anyway.

>>5349926
>implying you don't want some

>>5349920
say what bitch?

Alright here's the deal. We skip the ball and you guys just come over and we''ll hook up. Cool? Word.

>>5349944
can we cover your mashed potatoes with our love gravy?

please respond

>>5349955

>>5349966
lel epic forever alone guy face ahaha fuckin random and epic lel hahaha kok hahaha awesomeness and epick XD lel

HELLO /A/ THIS IS PHOLLOP ROVER LETTING YOU KNOW /CGL/ IS ALL YOURS. ENJOY GETTING THE CRABS FROM /CGL/. BYE

>>5349953
Nah,how about I smother my cock icing all over you cake?


are you there?

anon?

are you busy,ok i'll check back later.

please respond

>>5349979
whoa so glad to find another redditor here!!!! ^_^

N-no...

/cgl/... I still want to take you.

>>5349984

Are you a carpenter? Because I've got some serious wood right now.


You there?

please respond

With all the drama, which /cgl/ is known for and clearly started the past few days, this was bound to happen. We made our decision and it's time to move on. Big deal, /cgl/ is not the best thing on 4chan right now.

Damn. That was a guaranteed lay too. Oh well prolly dodged a bullet here,they like to dress up as cartoon characters bro. Seems like the type that try to go out to breakfast and cuddle and shit the morning after you blaze her.

>>5349984
>>5349953
hey look /ck/ is in the thread

>>5350001
well you better get your tools out,because im ready to lay some pipe


did you get that last message? I said "well you better get your tools out,because im ready to lay some pipe" haha,funny right


hit me back when you get this text
are you ok


im really worried about you do you need me to come help you?


please respond

>>5350007

/d/ here, don't worry we will be sure to fuck you at the party anyway. /tg/ /s/ and /x/ surely wont mind, otherwise they wouldn't take us.

/sp/ is jelly because /a/ reluctantly acknowledged us even though they were filled with disgust and contempt.

When did /sp/ decide this? Amazingly, we've been talking more about sports than about anything else and I haven't seen a single topic about this all night. So, either you're /a/, trying to fuck with us as usual, /cgl/ posing as /sp/ to trying to stir some drama, or one of those fags that wants /sp/ to go with /mu/ or /a/.

/a/ here, we're already going out with /v/
;_;

>>5350036

Jelly over /a/ssholes who dream of having a real wife like us men at /sp/? you are retarded

>>5350043

we never wanted /a/ and /mu/ is completely irrelevant to what's going on here.

>And then everything went better then expected.

>>5350036
Shouldn't we be on the left?

>>5350054
Captcha ate my sage.

>>5350043
Fuck.
>mfw I realized how beta, aspie and pathetic this sounded.

Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.

I see /sp/'s true colors now. They only wanted to take us because they thought we were easy lays.

>>5350046

but /cgl/ shouldn't be as smelly as /v/
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i think....

>>5350062
no, we still do

I still do

>mfw my girlfriend is a cosplayer and I mentioned to her about this and she got excited because /sp/ and /cgl/ were meant to be together
>mfw it won't happen now

I don't care what OP and any other assholes think about you, /cgl/. Just from popping over here to check out the board, I learned much about cosplay, learned that this board is the nicest and most helpful, and even made a friend. All the other boards should be jealous that you're so cool. If my board backs out on taking you to the dance, I'll just take your entire board myself.

>>5350062
nigga we told you that straight up

>>5350053
We asked /mu/ and /a/ before we asked /cgl/, though this was because the third post on the original thread was someone from /cgl/ saying they'd never consider us.

>>5350056
But /a/ is originally a trap, so Kuranosuke is fitting.

>>5350066
Why do you even care you flaming bag of shit. Go spend some time with your girlfriend IRL

>>5350072
because she sometimes posts on /cgl/ as anon

and she thought it was cute

and in the bare amounts of time I've spent over here I like it, and I like the people. you're cool and I would love to take you all to the dance. fuck the others

>>5350071
Ah, I haven't watched much of Kuragehime

Fuck it. Let's go with /wg/.

>>5350077

>Can one man who hates the Cowboys and one man who loves them join forces to make the ball a night to remember for an entire mass of girls? Find out what happens when hilarity ensues!

>Too Many Women On the Field
>Rated PG-13

When will all these shit threads stop?

>Some faggot from /sp/ uses mspaint for oveer 9000 hours
>We lose our date
I'm sorry /cgl/. This boy does not speak for us.
>mfw I'm on the same side as Cyberdwarf

Sorry /cgl/

Some faggot on /a/ is trying to stop us from going to the Winter Ball together.

Listen, I know you are all mostly women and /sp/ is mostly men and since you are one of the few board with the most female population, it would be intellegent and wise to go with you since we are not faggots.

So please excuse OP who is from /a/

>>5350093
Saturday the 14th

>>5350096
As one of the few males I don't think I would enjoy the company of one of the few /sp/ chicks.


Does /sp/ even talk about curling and fencing?

>>5350071
>/a/ - Male. Crossdresser. Tsundere for /v/, /c/'s "nee-chan". Runs the manga section of the LGS.
source: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/4_chan_anime

and also, dad is going with mom no matter what.

>>5350095
>>5350090
We'll win her back boys. We've got to.

>>5350103
>fencing
MAH NIGGA

I try to make fencing threads all the time but they get saged into shit and people just spam "fag sport" etc... etc...

Seriously though, sabre ftw?

Shit, man, I really wanted /cgl/ to be /sp/'s date. And now I feel bad and I feel bad for feeling bad because I really shouldn't give a fuck about this.

>>5350103

/sp/ USED to talk about curling. During the Olympics. Eve Muirhead is a bunch of /sp/artans' waifu

>>5350113
>>5350103
>curling

oh god

I guess you could say we do.

>>5350103
>>5350110

Oh man I love fencing! I only ever fenced with a foil but I'd love to get back into it. I don't even give a fuck, it's so much fun.

Also any love for figure skating?

did anyone even figure out what the hell is happening on friday

>>5350066
If it's any consolation, every cosplayer me or my close friends have dated have suffered with identity issues resulting from being distant from their families or being a puer aeternus.

>>5350120
nah, she's different. I guess not technically my girlfriend but we've been "together" for several months now. she's in her late 20s, and is a school teacher, and always does badass castlevania shit that she makes herself. no weeaboo shit here.

>>5350117
Foil is probably the worst weapon of the three... It's known as the beginner weapon for a reason.

>mfw you said foil

Seriously though, all of the weapons are fine, I just don't consider foil to be the same standard as Epee and Sabre, because those two require more work than "Whoop whoop whoop, got off target, disregard your direct perfectly timed hit"

>>5350125
Oh, alright, that pretty much invalidates everything I was saying - it was ALL weeaboo shit.
>Your girlfriend
>Total bro
Pick two.

>>5350117

No one even tries to talk about figure skating on /sp/. The only thing I really know is that Sarah Hughes won the gold in 2002, because she's from my town and we had a parade for her. She even made it into the video of ESPN's moments of the decade (2001-2010 I think) video. I don't know if it's the music or what...but I could watch this video a million times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK-l0dEvfWg

Let's get back on topic
>2012
>/sp/ not taking /cgl/
YGSIU

Also
>some faggot from /sp/ breaking up with /cgl/
It's like I'm in high school and one of my friends texts every girl in my phone saying shit and ruining my chances with them forever....


I honestly don't care about this whole dance thing... but some of /cgl/'s girls are kind of attractive...

>>5350110
Foil bro. Slashing is for scoundrels.
>>5350113
>>5350114
I love the shit out of curling. But I'm in texas, so I can't go and play it everyday.
>>5350117
Foil-bro.
>>5350127
Fuck you bro foil is easy to learn but hard to master. It is the true chess equivalent in fencing. You go have fun with your lack of right of way or your slashing. No one liked checkers anyway.
I guess I would like /sp/. HEY ALL YOU BITCHES. I LIKE THESE GUYS.

>>5350127
Hahaha I was/am a newbie but I really wanted to try one of the other weapons but I was only in a beginner class so all we used were the foils and plastic swords that made noises when you hit each other. I still had fun though.

>>5350136
I wouldn't think they would since it is a female dominated spot but the professional guys are just -wow- I only ask because I was a figure skater and love it and had there been any threads I'd definitely mosey over there to chat. It's also a lot harder then people think it is.

For all the girls on /cgl/ confused as to what kind of guys that are on /sp/, I'd say it's mostly insecure wannabe alphamales, with minorities of confused bandwagoners, average laid back guys that like to just chill and hang out on /sp/, and nerdy guys that happen to like sports (probably smallest minority, I'm a vidya nerd who also loves the NFL). I'd be down for the ball, as I would imagine plenty other /sp/artans would be.

P.S. I assume he'd be out on Friday since I don't see him on /sp/ too often, but I think you ladies would love Randall, a trip of /sp/.

>>5350141
>foil
>related to chess
Bitch I took chess for 12 years, and it relates more perfectly to sabre than any other weapon... It may be "slashing" but when you are good and can have well-timed parries, that shit looks and feels AMAZING to pull off... It's like a perfect chess move where you know you'll mate them regardless of what they do next.

>mfw fencing sabre

>>5350142
Precisely. Foil is the easiest to learn, and translates directly into the other weapons in one form or another. Be it stance, movement, or what have you, it translates. You mentioned you're a figure skater, but you like fencing too... I'm confus, are you male or female?

Also, you should check out /sp/ more often, and I'll try to start up fencing threads.

>>5350146

To be honest, the only way there would ever be a figure skating thread on /sp/ is to talk about the girls involved. Who knows, though? Maybe there will be figure skating threads during the Olympics. I forgot whether there were last time. But there were DEFINITELY threads about curling.

>Eve
>John Schuster being the worst captain ever
>Japan team yelling YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP
>American team yelling HARDDDDDDDD
>Deb

>>5350149
I want to correct myself here.
>foil
>more related to chess than sabre
^-- that is what I meant to say

>>5350149
>took chess
>feels amazing


Ok, Mr.Emotion. Whatever you say.

It is now Friday.

Your dates have arrived, /cgl/.

>>5350155
>took
I said I PLAYED chess... there's a difference. I won a national chess championship and $9000 along with the title... What say you now?

>>5350151
Haha I'm a girl. My main sport was figure skating for roughly twelve years until I tore all the ligaments in my ankle and once I recovered from that I wanted to try something new so got into fencing!

>>5350152
No kidding cause damn those girls are fit and hot imo. Haha oh silly Japan.