I TOLD YOU, I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE!

Oh look, schools out...

liek this

You bend over, lift your skirt, pull down your shimapan and we fuck you silly with our strap-on. It's got lace on it.

Fuck, I come to /cgl/ from /a/ and realise this is where all of our cancerous under age posters come while they're not shitting up every single thread, stay here you fucking parasite, we don't want you or /cgl/, stay here and continue to live on as a faggot.

>>5348142
Nah bro, i'm killing time before a flight.
As ridiculously immature as i am, i'm a university student.

>>5348156
B-b-b-b-but nii-chan!

But, what if we w/a/nt something like this?

>>5348154
I still pick /A/

>>5348156
> I j-just came here to tell you all I h-hate you! I-its not like I l-like you or anything!

>>5348155
I'm hard.

>>5348169
Then I guess you have to marry someone and have a kid to do that to you...?

>>5348169
Shit is adorable. Damn cgl, getting me all ronerey.

Shall i presume the guy in the gif is /FA/ ?

>>5348184
It's /y/ and trappy /cm/.

Sage and report if you aren't a faggot

>>5348184
You are not from /a/ I take it.

>>5348191
Nope. I'm actualy an anon on /Sci/ and trip on /fa/ but i occasionaly wear lolita and find myself on this board.

>>5348189

That's oddly appropriate as Magical Index is for homosexual pederasts.

Look, /a/, we've been through this. We don't HAVE a relationship... you chose to take someone else to the dance and leave me at home. If you take me to the dance we can see what happens... I-it's not like we really like you, you know...

You know, this whole cross board shitstorm has got me thinking

How would and actual IRL relationship between an an /a/non and an /cgl/ work out?

Hell, I'm ronery and I just want to cuddle, want to try it out /cgl/?

love, /a/

>>5348222
in b4 you're not a true /a/non if you're not harping on about 3DPD and waifus.

sigh, if you think you can come drooling on me again /cgl/ you're wrong. I'm locking my door and bolting my windows, /a/ is a bit spazzy but you should give him a chance.

>OP claims to be /a/
>not secretly any /cgl/ dramawhore
Get the fuck out.

>>5348222
It would work out very well. You've been led to believe I am a strong black woman who don't need no man, don't need no clean vagina and don't need no dignity. This is not the case. This is what the haters tell you to get between us. I want you to be my onii-chan, /a/~

>>5348229
I was drunk, it was one time, you will never let that go, will you?

>/cgl/ pretending anyone ever gave a shit about it
/a/ x /v/
/fa/ x /fit/
Years of threads, stories, board-tan comics etc.

Seriously go fuck yourselves with this attempt to make yourself relevant with meta shit /cgl/. You disgusting landwhales.

>>5348264
You seem upset. :D People change, anon, don't fight it. You'll change too someday, and maybe you won't be such an ass. I'll pray for you~

>>5348242
I do recall you'd only drank half of my beer.
Seriously /cgl/ i just need my space, no more midnight phone calls , kay?
My girlfriend /p/ is getting really uncomfortable.

>>5348277
I, on the other hand, am an /a/non that has changed, don't know if it's for good or bad though. I just want to get to know you /cgl/

>>5348277
Unless you stop watching fujoshi shit, lose an entire dimension/stop being pig disgusting and go ask /fit/ about doing squats to stop being landwhales we're not even going to consider casually fapping to you.

>>5348293
I'm sorry, /fa/ ._. You were the first guy I ever had a crush on, we all have that person we call we drunk dial. Tell /p/ I'm sorry too, the last thing I want is a fight with her.

I've grown since then, now I understand that you may be my idealised vision of manhood, but that doesn't make you compatible with my moe charms.
I'm in love with /a/ now. I only wish he'd notice. ;-;