I usually try to not react aggressively

but that guy's going to end up with a broken nose at least.

>5'2"
>170 lbs of lean muscle

LOOK EVERYONE IT'S TINYTRIP HIS PARENTS DOESN'T LOVE HIM AND HE'S A MIDGET LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

fart on him

Have sex with him, upload to the internet, become celebrity.

Take him home.

You know I realized that Moot could get a lot of pussy at conventions.

>>5345185
*if he weren't a closet homo

>>5345146
Smack his ass back :P

>>5345301
>closet

This is my girlfriend.

I won't have to do anything but call 911 and hope that they make it in time for the chap.

I'd squeel and be his little girl (no homo).

Hey! It's moot! I'd probably give him a hug...and then punch him in the balls for neglecting to get good mods. I want Modcat back!

Fuck him like a jackhammer fucks a sidewalk

m00t is the most attractive man I've ever seen

Try not to rape the shit out of him but still kiss him a whole lot. And then still act sexually aggressive toward him until I can corner him into a discreet area and have my way.

Afterwards, I would give him a firm handshake and thank him a bunch for 4chan.

Is that moot? I'd fuck him silly. Shit, I'd make him my sex slave.

>>5349230
How've you never seen Moot before? He is very cute, though.

>>5349230
So goddamn kawaii right?

In b4 global permaban for being an extreme creeper ._.

Wait, am I cosplaying as him?

i'd fangirl a bit.
then hug him.
then allow him to carry on his business.
then remember it fondly for the days to follow because i fucking love moot.

>>5349244
You already did that

>>5349250
But am I cosplaying him when he smacks my ass?

>>5349254
Moot is a swell looking guy and you should feel honor

>5'2"
>170
Even if it's lean muscle Moot does not have anything CLOSE to that body type.

>>5349254
Nope, you're cosplaying bump-tan.

>>5349263
Not denying that.

>>5349267
Is that sage-tan's enemy?

>>5349274
Sage-tan and bump-tan are like the ying-yang, they're oposites, but none can exist without the other.

>>5349288
Ah, I see, that is kind of neat.

>>5349299
>the moon spirits
>dem dubs

Now you're gonna tell me that you watched Avatar...

>>5349316
The blue space cats? Of course.

Dress him up as the little girl he wants to be and ravage his boy-cunt

>>5349328
Yeah... nvm.

How the fuck do some people here not know moot?! He do that to you, you be grateful and then suck his dick immediately. He's the 4chan guy!

Hey now, I know you jelly of me being the little girl and all, but that ain't no reason to start hitting people!

And then I'd bite him. Like, think crack baby kindergartner bite, not sexy tiems bite.

>>5350081

Bitch, that ain't how he roll.

You know, he really looks like George Washington though.

Fuck him in the ass

>>5349245
Jesus. Chicks do really anything for men with a bit of fame.

>>5350180
Moot is basically a nerd girl's wet dream but I mean... just look at his adorable face. Even without the e-fame I'd hit it with the force of a meteor hitting earth.

And by that I mean mostly just cuddle the shit out of. Hugs and kisses xoxoxo

Turn around laugh, and probably hug the shit out of him.

>>5345354
>implying cyborg is your gf

>moot
>170lbs of lean muscle

Probably slap his ass back with enough force that it would bruise. Then I would punch him in the face.

>Hug "OOH SOO CUTE"
>Only then backhand to the face.

Kawaii

probably wonder how he got a foot shorter and gained 40 pounds

Put myself into the "party submission position," if you know what I mean

moot and snacks cosplay. Really, this hasn't been done enough.

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