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    76 KB Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)03:24 No.5338906  
    You at at convention cosplaying.
    Then suddenly this guy breaks through the ceiling and slaps your ass.

    What do you do?

    Keep in mind this guy is 600'2 and 29000lbs of lean muscle.
    >> Trauma 01/09/12(Mon)03:28 No.5338909
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    I would probably be dead from the hand impact of that giant.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)03:34 No.5338917
    >>5338909
    He used his pinky and did it lightly
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)03:35 No.5338920
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    Check my anus for butt cancer.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)03:39 No.5338928
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    I...er....what.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)03:44 No.5338935
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    that motherfucker there? i'd freak his ass on the spot real talk nigga
    >> Trauma 01/09/12(Mon)03:45 No.5338940
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    >>5338917
    Well than in that case..I would just do nothing. You see how big this dude is. He could squash me. I don't take chances!
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 01/09/12(Mon)03:49 No.5338944
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    I politely ask him that in return for pinky tapping my butt, to help me reach the dishes in the top shelf of my cabinet so that I don't have to stand on the counter to get them.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)03:59 No.5338959
    >>5338944
    He declines
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 01/09/12(Mon)04:01 No.5338967
    >>5338959
    But why?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)04:02 No.5338968
    Jesus, why is Jamal, the Destroyer of Worlds making his way into /cgl/ of all places slapping the asses of females and angering their male companions?
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)04:08 No.5338977
    >>5338968

    >Jamal, the Destroyer of Worlds

    That is an awesome name. I'm fucking saving that.
    >> betafaggot 01/09/12(Mon)04:09 No.5338978
    Die. I would probably die.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)04:09 No.5338981
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    >>5338977

    Jamal accepts your woman as tribute and allows you to survive. For now.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)04:22 No.5339000
    >>5338977
    Women confirmed for intellectually impaired.

    Should've paid more attention in high school.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)04:24 No.5339003
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    You are in the garden of eden being the first humans on earth with your girl when suddenly this guy offers her an apple from the tree God said not to take fruit from.

    What do you do?

    Keep in mind he is Lucifer.
    >>   01/09/12(Mon)04:42 No.5339027
    >>5339003
    >>5338981
    >>5338906
    >COMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLD
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)04:57 No.5339054
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    >>5338981

    Haha, jokes on him, I'm gay!

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