You walk outside and see this man. He is about to slap your ass into oblivion. What do you do?For the record he is 500 stories tall and 200,000 pounds.
Get a BFG gun
i giggled
>>5338250>BFG GUN>BIG FUCKING GUN GUNlook at this girl gamer guise
Hide behind Libra and hope she knows what she's doing.
Offer him a goose that lays golden eggs.
Finarry someone mires me.
>>5338260LOL
>>5338260Double the gun double the power
sp here to get this guy to leave cgl alone . we protect our dates
>>5338319That's not how that works....
>>5338322oh you <3
FINALLY.
>>5338322You can go back to /sp/ now.
>>5338325Well why not?
>>5338360>implying I am ever going back after the love that cgl has shown me
>>5338325If Libra thought of it, it's gotta work!
>>5338361SCIENCE>>5338322>mfw at how protected I feel
>>5338339dont worry I am here to protect
>>5338370Yep it will work or throw a huge piece of chicken
>>5338369Are you really that desperate for female attention you need it off 4chan posts?
Run for my life. I'm a tiny asian girl, if he did this I would be a smear on the pavement. :(
>>5338260>>5338325Would that be like... a gun that shoots big fucking guns or a gun with a big fucking gun attached to it?
>>5338395>giant monster destroying city>tiny asian girl>runs awayThis is why stereotypes exist.
>>5338403If anything it would be a gun that shoots big fucking guns.
>>5338403Glockanade
>>5338387fine i'll let him slap your ass since you desperately need it
I'd just use my magical girl powers to fight him.Don't be so silly OP!
>>5338444You are not a magical girl!It was a dream!And crazy nurse whore is not piloting the giant bondage black man.
I punish him in the name of the moon.
>>5338408>>5338411Interesting... he sure isn't gonna see either come.
>>5338514Glockanade filled with drumsticks would be the easiest way to put him down or greens