>grabbin popcorn

I should cap this so i dont have to keep typing it... Oh well!

>6th grade, reading my Tenchi Manga
>weeabo girl reading Inuyasha, flips a shit when she seems im reading manga too
>we start talking, she seems kinda off but whatever
>invite her back to my house to hang out
>she gocks at all of the manga i have
>sees my comic books
>rolls up one of my Batman comics and starts hitting me with it.
>BAKA! WESTERN MANGAH IS FOR BAKAS!
>she goes home, wont leave me alone at school...
>calls money, YEN
>calls manga, MANGAH
>calls comics, WESTERN MANGAH
>calls people, BAKA
For Halloween she went as Inuyasha, kinda... She was wearing white cat ears and a red robe. No wig, just her long sticky brown/black hair, glasses,and a pirate sword...
When middle school started she moved away, but a year later she found my Myspace and sent me messages begging me to take her to Otakon and pay her way because her parents were too baka to give her the yen.

The other week I was at anime club and fell out with somebody on the basis that whilst we were watching evangelion this prick was whining loudly and complaining that he wanted to watch Naruto or Avatar and that evangelion was sooo shit etc. Wouldn't shut up the whole time so after our meet was done, toward the end I told him if he was going to complain and be rude to us he shouldn't come back next time.

I was polite but he got up and came over in my face spitscreaming about how I'm a girl and I can't boss him around and that I don't know what I'm talking about, he actually said 'I'm older, so I know what's a better anime than you do'

In the end he was still trying to get in my face as we were all leaving, with me adressing his points calmly and arguing back. As I went to leave he pushed in front and stood in the doorway so I couldn't leave without him having the final word, when I ripped him apart calmly adressing all his weeaboo traits and rudeness, he slammed the door on my hand. I had my hand in the door to try and get past him, and he was sort of closing the door on me anyway so I couldn't slip past, but he just shoved me and slammed it down on my thumb and knuckles. He said he didn't mean to and I don't think he actually did but he was such a jerk, made me cry from the pain. He got banned from anime club for harassment and generally being a dickhead.

>because her parents were too baka to give her the yen.

hahahahaa

>Be in 6th grade when anime club gets formed
>Friends and I are all total weebs, love Inuyasha
>KOUGA IS MY HUSBANDO WE GONNA MAKE WOLF BABIES, millions of pages of anime printed out, etc. You know the drill.
>We're all weird, but we're all pretty tame, just you know, we're all like, 11 and 12.
>One girl joins our group cause friend of a friend, she's older by a year or two
>She thinks she is really Sesshomaru's wife
>Grows her hair and nails out like his, files her nails to claws
>Thinks she actually is a demon
>Lol whatever she's just super otaku!
>At anime club, showin' off our cool animu binders
>She shows everyone her picture of Sesshomaru
>I, at the age, thought Sesshomaru was the fucking shiznit. Reach over and touch the picture.
>Bitch fucking loses her mind and tackles me to the floor and digs her nails into my neck and starts strangling me and literally hissing at me to not touch her Sesshomaru.
>Lights are off cause we're watching a movie and I have no idea where our supervisor was because all I could see was greasy psycho girl on top of me.
>All my friends are sitting around fucking horrified and don't know what to do cause derp we're all just kids.
>Finally kick her off before I pass out and tell her if she ever fucking touches me like that again I'll get my dad [My step dad at the time was on the SWAT and K-9 force and he would not hesitate to put a child on the floor if one of his kids was in danger.]
>She freaks out and we don't hang out with her anymore

>MFW years later I saw her in my sophomore year
>She's still super gothic and crazy. Just that kind've quiet crazy instead of the screaming, choking a child on the floor crazy.

>>5331814
What a bitch, I've had somebody do that to me too. Damn girls and their nails.

>>5331723
because her parents were too baka to give her the yen.

to me, weeaboos who claim to not be weeaboos are the worst. acceptance is the first step.

>because her parents were too baka to give her the yen.

Now I want to now this girl's DA and LJ name so bad.

bampu

bump

>>5331723

Image enlarged for sake of pretty.

>>5331752
>>5331865
>>5331924
sorry guys, i havent heard from her since that myspace message. Last i heard, she went to some catholic uniform high school and was the "class of 2010's practice girl".
For all i know, her parents are still bakas and she still has no yen...

BUMP

>>5331814
>millions of pages of anime printed out, etc. You know the drill.

I thought I was the only one who did this. I still have my crazy pink folder with Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Rayearth and Lodoss. Nice.

I was a quiet otaku and closet cosplayed in high school, I didn't know that was a term until now but I did it, and drew a lot of anime.

In high school my art teacher ripped into me (lol no it was just critique) and said to stop drawing anime/fantasy things because I wasn't learning the rules. She knew I had talent and was trying to help.

I was annoyed for a few days but I took it to heart.
Thanks art teacher for telling my otaku art self to stop.

A tale of woe from the 1990s!
>High school anime club president is a pudgy lecher weeb. Uses words like "kawaii" in everyday speech, thinks he's very hot shit for it. Big fish in a small, small pond.
>A cool teacher has agreed to stay after school for an hour, so the anime club can meet. Woot!
>The anime club congregates in the classroom, including two ex-GFs of the president.
>Everybody is ready to ANIME!
>President says, wait, his new girlfriend from another school is going to drop by and visit him first.
>Anime club is silently wondering WTF and WHY.
>Our ANIME is delayed, waiting on his GF to show up.
>His GF finally shows up, way out of his league skinny hot chick, has no idea what an anime even is. IT'S LIKE CARTOONS? OMG.
>He says they need to go out to her car.
>They leave, she leaves her purse in the classroom.
>Because we are all honorable geeks, nobody robs it.
>Teacher is irritated. School let out at 3:10, it's now 3:30. He only agreed to stay until 4. It's 3:30 and we have not ANIMED yet.
>We fidget, wait, wait, wait. Teacher is getting progressively more pissed.
>A tedious half an hour passes.
>We go out looking for them around campus and her car.
>Anime club president and his GF are nowhere to be found.
>Nobody has to wonder WHAT they're doing, just when the holy fuck they're coming back.
>Teacher is obviously pissed. Hangs around until about 4:15.
>But what about her purse?
>Teacher closes the anime club meeting, we all leave.
>We just leave that damn purse where she left it, lock the classroom door.
>Most of us are hanging around outside waiting for our rides.
>They walk up.
>Bitch is like, "But about my purse?"
>lol

And that's the story of how the anime club president wasted the entire anime club's afternoon just to rub it in his ex girlfriends' faces that he was shagging a hot chick.

Just had to browse Weeaboo Horrors on DA and mygodddd. Can somebody please post a heartbreaking tear wrenching story?!

I need to give you these gems, anons
found at DA
it's mellow
1/2

2/2

>>5334571
>>5334574
oh my GOD

>>5334613
there were more, too many to count but unfortunately I do not remember the account.
lots of inuyasha and lots of gender questioning.

>>5334633
please, PLEASE search your history and find this person!

>>5334651
it was a long while ago, but don't worry i'll keep looking.

http://cherrywolf99.deviantart.com/#/d4ldy9f gold

http://blackrosevale.deviantart.com/art/Forgive-Me-276536767?q=sort%3Atime%20mello%20me&qo=112

Think I found them

No. No. I found them. I found it !
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=mello%20chocolate%20cosplay&order=9&offset=264#/d223qas

>>5334704
BAHAHA THANK YOU

>>5334574
Is that... thing male or female? Also, it looks like it doesn't bath very often.

>>5334571
I'm sorry, I had to

bampi

>>5331674
Oh go die in a hole you fucking whore bags

>>5335335
You mad?

>>5335335
>whore bags

Would this be the bag a whore carries? What kind of bag would a whore have...? I imagine probably a knockoff of some kind.

Ok, just a small one but it kinda reminds me how there are loads of people at cons who are just there to try and get some pussy/wang whatever.

- Go to an EXPO, go to shitty expo party with a friend who pretty much begged and begged me to come, meet up with them, they are trying to score with some Cloud cosplayer, sit there looking annoyed with now empty glass, not in cosplay just sailor-y looking get up.

A tall, lanky, Dr Who cosplayer sits next to me is like 'LOL YOU LOOKED BORED' gives me a drink, I just think.. hey my friends left me might as well make new friends huh? chat for abit and then get a call from another friend back in hotel, can I come back he feels ill and doesn't want to be alone, decide party blows anyway the nice yet gawky Dr Who offers to take me back to my hotel as it's dark, that's sweet of him, nice enough guy.

Convo on way to hotel follows
him -'I've had fun meeting you'
me- 'Yeah, you too, thanks for walking me back to my hotel'
him- 'No problem..... I bet your spontaneous huh?'
me- 'I uh... guess I can be.. yeah..
him- 'Me too! I'm very spontaneous!'

and out of NO WHERE he leans down and tries to fucking snog me, I use all my matrix skills to avoid, push him away, say I'm gay and fucking run.

Not the worse story but by fuck.

>>5335463
> gives me a drink

You probably shouldn't have drank that neither. Good thing he didn't put anything in it.

This just recently happened.

>Be in art class
>One of my friends calls me over to his table
>Shows me a picture of what seems to be Ritsuka from Loveless, and Soubi
>Ask me if I think its a boy or girl
>I answer saying it's a boy
>Watched the anime and read some of the manga when I was 13
>Picture is slightly different though, horrible traced, colored and the outfit is changed
>Kid standing next to me drew the picture and says I am wrong. He also says that is not Ritsuka, but his own OC
>Boy has extreme acne problem, glasses and short greasy blonde hair
>My emmory was a bit foggy about the show
>Ask him how am I wrong
>He says he's watched the show and read the manga many times and that there is only 2 girls in the whole series
>wtf is this kid talking about
>Rest of table is wondering wtf the anime is
>I explain to them it's a yaoi book, otherwise a boy love series
>Blonde haired geek keeps telling me I am wrong and that Ritsuka is a girl
>Go back to painting, wondering wtf is this kids deal
>Next Day boy comes up to me
>"Oh hi. You know Ritsuka? Yeah well you are terrible wrong about her gender. My obsessed friend said her gender is female."
>Look at him wtfing, as I don't even really care but this kid is annoying
>"Well both you and you're friend are terrible wrong. If you read the book so much you would know for sure. Also, google even says Ritsuka is a boy."
>Boy gets anger and walks away
>continuing not giving a shit and go back to painting
I don't even like yaoi and I know that shit. But really whenever he said it was his OC, I googled the picture and showed him it. He got all huffy puffy and said that his picture is different from that one. All he did was change the outfit.
Pic related. One he traced off of.

>>5335463
>trusting men who offer you drinks
>fucking walking away with them without telling friends or anything
Were you raised in a jungle?

>>5335495
Very small area, loads of people between that one place and the hotel so I was never like, alone with him, make sense? and I didn't drink it, he just gave me one, made an excuse I didn't like the drink or whatevs

Some guy once told me that he "fangasmed" over my costume.

I am also a dude. It was pretty weird.

>>5335495
/a/non lurking here because of rumours that the seagulls are friendly.

One of the best Anime North cons I've been to involved hanging out with a random girl who found my friend's iphone. She was not at all concerned about hanging around with complete strangers, even after her guy friends left. Not much of a story - no blowjobs in the hentai room or even anyone looking out for a kiss - but I wanted to add in that sometimes people just want to be friendly with others who share an interest.

Man Pikachu needs to be removed from the OP image.

Also something about Vic Mignogna

>>5335525
Did you come from
>>>/a/59582253

>>5335534
... yes.

>>5335548
Welp, me too.

And it looks like the rumours that /cgl/ are actually nice might be true.

>>5335525

Hey brah, that sounds more like a good con story. Not to much weeaboo horror there.

>>5335525
Hey, you going to AN2012?

>>5335463
Oh gosh, is this a common line or something? I've had a very similar thing said to me before they swooped in for a kiss (which I also evaded, good work anon).

>Cosplaying as Naked Snake
>Slinking down a hall sneaky-like
>Random girl shouts "SNAAAAAKE!" and runs up to me
>Jumps on me and hugs me
>She says "Don't die, snake!" and runs off mouthing the MGS theme
>My face for the rest of the con

Why do I always seem to have only awesome moments at cons? I love it.

I dated someone who was a little obsessed with KH. But no biggie, just asked if they could hide their power level around me; due to being older and not that obsessed over anything bar sewing anymore.
They're cheating on me with some Yaoi loving hambeast....via the internet. Because they can pretend to be a kawaii desu boi.
>mfw I was used to forfill Uke/seme fantasies
>mfw I'm still technically the gf to this and cant break up because I'm being avoided like the plague for changing my status to single on fb.
>mfw I can't just go to their house because I fear I'll have cops called on me for tresspassing and possible harrassment.
>mfw I don't even have a face for this

>>5335955
>can't break up

Seems like a breakup to me already. The person is being a dick, you've informed them that you are no longer together (lolFB), and they are no longer in contact with you.
Move along.

>>5336084
I'd prefer it was in person. I just think its a WTF situation in itself, hence adding that. Also pretty funny when you think about it.

>>5335955
Why would anybody give up a real bf/gf to get a pretend internets bf/gf? Oh my god, weeaboos.

>>5336446
Because you get to live in pretend RP land all the time! No real fighting, compromising or growing as a person.

Heck, if you don't like where the 'relationship' is going, make a new character to RP with them!

>>5336569
Pretty much this.
Then you don't have to deal with feelings or crushing people's self esteem either! It's the perfect relationship; non-existent.

Can someone repost the Ass Creed comic where the guy ended up with a cane?
I thought I saved it but I guess not.

>>5337120
Sure thing.

>>5337943

>See this
>God. He is dead.
>No. There was never a God. I refuse to believe there ever was.

Excuse me, I need to go down what's left over of my New Year's stash.

And I do not intend to ever come back to this board.

>>5337961
Thank you, Kinda Anon.

>>5337967
Herp derp, kind anon. I suck.

>>5335430
Maybe a bag filled with whores?
or a whores milk filled breasts?

> go to Anime Detour
> Cosplaying Sebastian
> Person in Grell cosplay(In the Choir Boy outfit at that) sees me and tackles/hugs/glomps me out of nowhere.
> Not sure if overly enthusiastic otaku, weeaboo, or too in character.
> Stays perfectly in character and kindly asks grell to Get off.
> Sees cosplayer later that weekend as Tomato Box Fairy. Weeaboo fears alleviated.

Whoever makes these comics...
I would pay for a book full of them.

>local crappy con
> photo-shoot for the Hetalia cosplayers
>oh god the horror
>cosplay as Prussia
>"oh mai gah, gilbert" hear someone scream
(not really that hetalia fan, i was just with a friend that cosplayed as Hungary, so i dont know their names besides their country)
>this Austria cosplayer running toward me
>"don't molest me Gillbert chaaannn~~"
>runs and tackles me
>cosplay totally tore apart
>asfasfds "ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT?"
>"d-demo gilllbert-chan you were trying to molest me."
>wtf stay away from me
>"nyaaahn don't molest me" tries to grab my crotch, MY FUCKING CROTCH
>kick that bitch far away
>now I cosplay lonely, angry characters so they think im in character
>mfw i see another Hetalia fan

>>5331723
visiting from /fa/ for precisely story threads like these.

>too baka to give her the yen

dear god

>>5335479
That actually made me laugh harder than it should have. Tell him to watch a yuri called boku no pico next.

>>5338166
>yuri
>boko no pico
....wut?

Why stranger like hugging cosplayers in con?

>>5338210
If he thinks BL is GL he will think yaoi is yuri.

>Jr. High
>strike up a one-sided friendship with obese mormon weeaboo
>had just moved into town, had no one else to sit with at lunch
>She had a number of friends who sat with her
>really grew to enjoy the company of most of them

>most of the group falls apart at High School
>Senior year rolls around
>have stayed in close contact with some of the kids
>have a class next to obese mormon, stuck seeing her every day
>Mormon invites me to the school's Anime Club, which, surprise, she is president of.
>try to be good friend, go to club instead of seeing girlfriend

>I go to the class
>first thing I see, teacher has allowed club to paint built-in cabinets
>poorly copied and poorly drawn render of Soul Eater
>across the room is another cabinet, this time Bleach
>some 50 kids in this class
>find a seat near back, near the door
>75% of these kids are wearing ear-hats, wearing black, are covered in anime pins, and are screeching at each other

>realize this is a horrible mistake
>get ready to leave
>Mormon sees me, comes over, says hi
>fortunately pulled away so she can tell everyone what they'd be watching
>Count of Monte Cristo
>don't like it, but it isn't Naruto or moe-blob so alright
>lights go down, starts on a 14" TV

>everyone is whispering
>kid in front of me
>emo-twat, all black, twelve belts, arm sleeves, tiny, must be a Freshman
>starts talking to the girl next to me
>telling her how god damn sexy Sasuke is
>from Naruto.
>he wants to mongle his cock and take it in the ass and I'm out the door

>never saw Mormon girl after that day
>only a few weeks left in the school year
>decide to just hang in my classroom

>>5335479
Did either of them watch/read the series? I know nothing about it, but that's clearly a male. Now I'm imagining a world of weebs mistaking every "bishie" for a girl.

>>5338251
They think they are being cute and random, like Wakaba from Utena. In reality, they are like Elmyra from Tiny Toon Adventures.

i'm scared to cosplay due to threads like these, realistic chances of being molested by weebs at a con?

>Go to first local con, invited by a group of older friends.
>Age 14.
>They pay for everything and I'm super grateful.
>Wearing skirt, wedge shoes, plain tank top.
>walk into dealers and stopped by staff.
>Early 30's chubby women. Early 40's balding creep man.
>Women talks about how cute I am.
>Aww thanks your so nice.~
>Creep man asks for me to flog him.
>Excuse me what?
>Politely tell him I am not sure what that is. So I can't agree to it.
>Proceeds to describe hitting someone on the bare ass with a paddle.
>Get freaked out but tell him no thanks and make up excuse to leave.

But I really did like the women. She was very sweet telling me where everything was.~

Could I bother someone to post the Miku comic? Please and thank you.

>Cosplay a Zeon elite pilot from Gundam, no particular character
>Most of the weeaboos don't even know what the fuck I am because it's not kawaii desu ne uguu crap.
>Get off scot free and watch all the horror happen to the Naruto cosplayers
>Flashin' my space nazi salutes without a single fuck given.

I feel bad for you, Anons.

>>5338396
This is why I want to do lesser known cosplay/characters/series. No one will know who you are unless they love it as much as you do.

>>5338372

>>5335560
HAHA NO.
bunch of jealous bitches here, go /a/non.

>>5338462

Not much of a story, but I did get hit on by some guy dressed in some badly made bleach robe. He tried to get me to give him naughty photos. It was online, and we had met on a forum. I told him who Id be cosplaying as matsumoto. He said he'd be Gin and he asked for a photo. I thought " no probs." because I was new to any sort of flirting online (I was/am still taken so I didnt think he had any intentions of the sexual kind.) He saw my photo of matsumoto and immediately started to pressure me for naughty photos. I decline saying I have a boyfriend and somehow joke my way out of it, but he countered it by saying how he had a girlfriend who would also be cosplaying at the event. He said something about taking naughty photos of myself and him. Me and his girlfriend...and then himself and my boyfriend. To top it off he had send me a photo of himself with his bleach robe undone (nothing too adult rated, his pants were still on.) to reveal he had boils. Large boils all over his body. The link was from a cosplay account. I did meet him at the con though being the only matsumoto there and he knew my face.

>>5338465

>>5338472

>>5338479
End

>Be a big gruff-looking guy in a beard
>Weeaboos don't do shit toward you because you're not a pretty boy.
>Enjoy anime convention unharassed by narutards.

Grow a beard, ladies. It's weeaboo repellant!

>>5338396
as a huge gundam fanboy I'd give you the zeke salute right back my spacnoid bro.

I really gotta go as char one of these days.

>>5338553
Cons will be three times as fun.

>>5338533
>grow a beard, ladies

>>5338606
gdi it's not even 5 posts above you.

>>5338625
Am now considering cosplaying Dumbledore with a tacked-on beard.

>>5338606

See:
>>5338484
>>5338479
>>5338472
>>5338465

>>5338625
If you try hard enough

>>5338625
>implying women can't grow beards

>>5338533
>Going to crossplay Kotetsu
>Going to (hopefully) have a realistic looking stubble beard

Is that enough, or am I still in danger?

>>5338625
There are two kinds of people in this world: those without beards, and MEN.

It's only polite to refer to the former as ladies.


>>5338693
Hopefully? If you have to hope, you're fucked. Fucked by a landwhale, that is, call Captain Ahab because she's after your Moby Dick.

As for stubble, yeah, that can work if you have the face for it.

>>5338693
Fucked.

>>5338730
>>5338717
Oh dear.

>>5338693
Stubble isn't much. Scraggly neckbeard is like a goddamn iron wall.
But if it's Kotetsu? You're fucked either way.

Godspeed, good anon.

>>5337898
Good lord, I didn't know someone made a manga of this.

The sheer poetry of the description makes me laugh every time, although the total damage... ;~;

Last con I went to I was sitting down in what I believe was some sort of loading bay/store room, well away from the main hall in order to get some privacy. A creature of roughly humanoid appearance, approximately 5ft tall and wide with frizzy blonde hair scraped into pigtails and gravity-defying solid-with-gel bangs approached with a scrawny, lanky male with a case of acne resembling tertiary syphilis. They proceed to sit opposite me and my boyfriend, then loudly chatter (her in a gruff, barking voice, him in an overexcited pubescent wail) about whether maan-gah is better than comics. They then proceed to pester us repeatedly with inane questions about who our favorite Naruto character is, whether it's better to be human or a demon, and god knows what else. We try to politely disengage them but nothing works. She pulls out various plush keychains and proceeds to rank them in order of who she would like to claim her innocence down to who gets the sloppy seconds, or sits at the ass end of a human centipede. After ten minutes of alternating between dying slowly of secondhand embarassment and trying to work out whether we had any objects sharp enough to slice their vocal cords, they stood up, leaving about five overstuffed bags of crap behind which they announced they'd be back for in about 20 minutes, and thanks for looking after it guys! We left as soon as they were out of sight. I hope someone stole everything.

>be 9 or 10 years old, summertime
>obsessed with LoTR, run around barefoot everywhere
>15ish year-old neighbor boy comes up to me one day, tells me that I look like Ein from Cowboy Bebop, starts calling me Ein
>"Nuh uh, I'm a hobbit!"
>tell him I go everywhere barefoot and show him how I have tough skin on my feet and everything
>"Oh, Ein's got dirty feet!"
>invites me over to his room to "see what happens to girls with dirty feet"
>tell him I'm not Ein, I'm a hobbit, then go back to the other end of the street to save Middle Earth

Then I told my dad that the kid down the street said weird things about my feet and he told me never to play by their house anymore. I never spoke to that kid again. The end.

>>5331814
>millions of pages of anime printed out, etc. You know the drill.

OH BOY OH BOY this just reminded me of something I wish I didn't remember EVAR

> senior year of highschool, not a weaboo but obsessed with Rurouni Kenshin.
> move to the US to attend university.
> now have my own printer now so printing billions of pics of Kenshin, Aoshi, Sanosuke, all the hotties.
>Also printing the most sexual hentai histories
> Put all of these in a folder
>Time goes by, I don't care about Rk anymore, move out of my uncle house to another state but leave said folder among other things in his house
> Couple of years later aunt calls me "Anon we're doing some cleaning, and there's a box of your stuff that I was wondering if you still want it ". me: "No I don't think so, you can go through it if you want if you see something you'd like and keep it". aunt: "ok"

Later I remembered I had all the hentai int hat folder and im fucking SURE she, my uncle and cousins saw it

fuck me.

Start hanging out at /tg/ and you'll grow a beard in no time.

Yes, even if you are a 12 year old girl with face prosthetic.

Didn't you kids learn anything about hiding your powerlevels?

>>5339085
>mfw Ein is the dog

>>5339317
>Uncle has been dead for ten years.
>Go through the file cabinet next to his Win95 computer.
>Find dot matrix printout of an email from his friend.
>Email is a step by step guide to finding porn in AOL's newsgroups browser.