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    450 KB J-F Bibeau/HeeroJF : The Fartening Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)13:15 No.5305878  
    Our favorite shitty writer, shitty cosplayer, confirmed shitty friend and convention creeper is back with a second thread on Something Awful!

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3458196

    Despite his vow to quit conventions and get therapy after the internets branded him a pedophile, he's planning on attending a lot of cons this year. Stay the hell away from him if you see him, especially if he's trying to sell his books, your nose will thank you.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)13:20 No.5305892
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    >> sage Sage 01/02/12(Mon)13:22 No.5305904
    we already had this thread

    try harder to start drama
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)13:23 No.5305910
    you're doing it wrong
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)13:25 No.5305922
    Oh you!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)13:28 No.5305936
    >>5305878
    That motherfucking Papyrus font.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)13:29 No.5305938
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    "Wow, am I actually finished with Friday already after just two paragraphs?!? Unbelievable. This con really seems like it can be summarized with just repeated instances of the phrase: 'memorable company, nothing to do, memorable company, nothing to do...' Anyways, here goes Saturday. Upon waking, I was delighted to help Maddie out with the last bits of her Relm costume (at-con cosplaying, a regular thing for her) and we were both dressed up, made up, and pimped up around mid-morning. For me, it was the fourth time I saw myself with this costume, so it was no surprise how swell I thought I looked (I really do; I do objectively think it is a very snazzy costume, and I would say so even if it wasn't mine), but I have to say, I'd never seen Maddie wear something so sexy. And given that she was supposed to portray a 10-year-old girl, it was very hard for me not to go pedophile on her. She wasn't just sexy, but her costume was definitely on an Amano-level with mine. Her head-kerchief was the most amazing part, I believe. We were among the best-matching cosplayers I'd seen, whose costumes hadn't been made by the same person. Of course that doesn't mean we matched in every single aspect. I was blazing hot all day, and she was freezing cold. And I didn't have to worry about regularly picking up dipping strategic pieces of my costume like she did. But we did share a great foot-related discomfort, except that in her case, the discomfort was more along the lines of excrutiating pain. We took lots of pictures, we even found a Terra to pose with, and eventually some journalists approached me during a rare occasion where Madds and I were separated, but they were gone by the time I'd gone to find her and bring her there."
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)13:36 No.5305966
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    >mfw I'm slowly seeing more and more people I've met irl on this board
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)14:54 No.5306268
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)15:46 No.5306424
    I think I saw that guy at AUSA...
    His cosplay (Kuzco, as in OP pic) was funny, but the materials looked shitty. I didn't talk to him, though. I thought he looked like a creep.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:08 No.5306500
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    Smexy~ http://otakubooty.com/op.asp?i=1533
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:35 No.5307132
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:42 No.5307358
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:58 No.5307413
    Who is this man and why should I care about him?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:59 No.5307420
    >>5307413
    for teh lulz, der
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:13 No.5307459
    >>5307413
    He's Creeper Kuzco! http://fyeahfantasywriterunicorn.tumblr.com/post/14266124563/creeper-kuzco-update-trigger-warning-fo
    r-sexual-abuse
    >> Tim 01/02/12(Mon)21:22 No.5307701
    >Shitty original fiction, bad design, obnoxious rhetorical signs
    >Sandwiched between kawaiiuguu fanart everywhere

    Hahaha oh man this guy probably had to sit there while people swarmed the other two tables and threw their money at stickers and trinkets instead of spending it on his unique and provocative original fantasy story.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:49 No.5308353
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:55 No.5308375
    he was at AUSA, correct?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)23:57 No.5308387
    >>5308375
    http://www.musicalotaku.com/cgi-musicalotaku/kintaro.cgi?cont=oaauyv3985bi9vs&reviewsId=505&
    app=reviews&reviewsType=Review

    Yep.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)11:47 No.5309968
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI4vl5rMfm4&feature=player_embedded
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)11:52 No.5309988
    >Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Discworld or Hetalia

    You've got to be kidding me... What the actual fuck is wrong with this guy?
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)12:25 No.5310108
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    >>5309988
    FMA and Hetalia are his bread and butter on the convention circuit because he uses his love of those series to get closer to girls. He also tries to get as many panels as possible at cons using those series as the base. Discworld and Harry Potter because he's going to be as famous as Rowling and Pratchett any day now, by golly!
    >> Jkid !L8qRJlW3g2 01/03/12(Tue)12:34 No.5310135
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    Oh my god. I actually took a few pictures of him.

    I did saw him at T-Mode in 2011, Katsucon 2010, and AUSA 2011.
    >> Jkid !L8qRJlW3g2 01/03/12(Tue)12:36 No.5310141
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    This is the first picture of him I've taken on the Thursday night of Anime USA 2008. I first met him at the Cosplay dinner organized by the coscom forums.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)12:37 No.5310145
    >>5305878
    I don't know anything about this guy but anyone who uses Papyrus so extensively was clearly spawned from the butthole of satan himself.

    >>5310108
    I hope TPratt loses his mind before he hears about creeper kuzko using his name/intellectual properties in such a fashion.
    >> Jkid !L8qRJlW3g2 01/03/12(Tue)12:38 No.5310147
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    Here's him at T-Mode 2010
    >> Jkid !L8qRJlW3g2 01/03/12(Tue)12:43 No.5310167
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    Here's him at T-Mode 2011. I normally don't post in drama threads, but I'm making this an exception because he's a pedophile. Hope these images help.
    >> Kenmichi !!lT9Ulp8FHEs 01/03/12(Tue)12:43 No.5310168
    >>5310141

    That year he participated in the Anime Dating Game at AUSA. He was in that costume and was very, very awkward.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)12:43 No.5310170
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    He should cosplay Viserys.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)12:54 No.5310200
    >>5310170
    Hahaha, oh fuck. It would take him 100 hours to make that costume though, he loves making construction much harder than it should be since he's a special snowflake of sewing.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)12:57 No.5310207
    >>5310170
    Haha, yes! It'd be perfect.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)13:06 No.5310225
    >>5310167
    >>5310147
    >>5310141
    >>5310135
    >>5310108

    He is still less creepy/freaky then you jkid
    >> 黒い月☆ 01/03/12(Tue)13:19 No.5310254
    >>5310167
    I meet this guy at Connecticon. Thought he was nice. But then again I really didn't talk to him much.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)13:39 No.5310297
    As mentioned in the last thread about him, if you are older (say, 18+) or have a backbone, you have nothing to worry about from this stinky creep. He is the type that tries to impress younger, impressionable girls with his cosplay and "love" of yaoi. You all know the type, the older guy who "understands" you, who likes the same shit you do that your parents just don't get, a Nice Guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)14:55 No.5310531
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    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)16:35 No.5310825
    dat razorburn and yellow teeth
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)17:36 No.5311057
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    "Attending conventions and similar events is one of my favourite activity. The atmosphere and company found there has an unequalled feeling of camaraderie, not found anywhere in the trendy conformist "real" world."
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)17:49 No.5311085
    The weird thing is if he got some soap and real clothes, he would look like a normal person. And wouldn't have to troll conventions for 14 year old girls. He's not inherently a quasimodoed beast physically.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)17:54 No.5311102
    >>5311057
    He's got quite a few pictures of himself pulling on Edward ponytails.. Now, I'm not fully up to speed on the series, but I don't think this happens, ever...

    Does this scrawny faggot think he's some sort of domineering, sexual dynamo, because there's no reason for this bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)19:30 No.5311453
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    >>5311085
    He doesn't even WANT women closer to his age, he feels like they are boring and would not be understanding of his ~artistic vision~. He's shown a bit of a pedo bent for years; his LJ and website is pretty damning.

    >>5311102
    He fancies himself as a bishie and he likes to go after girls who are crossplaying. That way he can buddy up with and hit on girls who are there to fangirl over teh yaoweez.
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)22:17 No.5312233
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    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)23:16 No.5312553
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    Wow I'm sorta glad I've been less into anime and more into sci-fi lately, at least they don't have creepers like---

    >>5310816

    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 01/03/12(Tue)23:23 No.5312585
    The saddest part about this guy is when some 14yo's dad shoots him dead, we probably won't ever find out.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)01:43 No.5313217
    I've seen this guy at several cons and already could tell he is bat shit crazy.

    Overall doesn't seem like a bad guy, just one hell of a fucking crazy dude. I keep my conversations with him brief and stay in big open areas with good lighting and lots of people.

    I went to one of his panels and I can say it was by far one of the most awkward and horrible panels I've ever seen.

    I'll admit I thought the babylon 5 and emperor's new groves cosplays looked pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)09:38 No.5314258
    wtf is this bullshit
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)12:13 No.5314666
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    May I present one of his fine literary works, Predator: The Slash Novel!
    http://www.squidge.org/~peja/cgi-bin/viewstory.php?sid=48935

    Yes, he really wrote that, he's just so cheeky and deviant~
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)12:31 No.5314750
    >>5313217
    The wig and the crown for those cosplays are horseshitt though.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)13:41 No.5315075
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)17:48 No.5316270
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)21:30 No.5317427
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)22:07 No.5317620
    Anyone know if he goes to Anime Boston?

    My youngest sister is 14 and is really insecure and is quick to just kinda give in to any attention a guy gives her, regardless of whether she's interested in him or is comfortable with what he wants to do. Worried about what he'd to do her if they met.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)22:08 No.5317627
    >>5317427
    dat playdoh-like construction
    >> Washu !R7sqSH2wmU 01/04/12(Wed)22:09 No.5317632
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    >>5317427
    stay the fuck out of my fandom!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)22:10 No.5317635
    >>5317620
    Show her a pic and tell her to stay the hell away.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:00 No.5317857
    >>5317632
    But Waaaaashuuuuuuu, aren't you FB buddies with him?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:09 No.5317892
    >>5316270
    >>5317427
    This guy is the fucking tryhard king when it comes to cosplay. I really have to applaud his effort for attempting so many different and difficult costumes that he is clearly completely unable to actually pull off.

    Like, that Al costume.. His sense of scale, fitting, material usage, structure.. Pretty much everything except for the color is all wrong.

    Really, the most impressive thing is that he somehow failed to realize just how shitty this thing looks during the entire construction process.
    >> Freon 01/04/12(Wed)23:09 No.5317897
    I used to be a lot like this guy. And having been in his position, I hope he gets the help he needs. Sometimes it takes a lot of public shaming to realize you're doing wrong and that you need to stop doing it.
    >> Washu !R7sqSH2wmU 01/04/12(Wed)23:10 No.5317908
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    >>5317857
    >FB
    doesnt mean im close friends with him.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:18 No.5317954
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    >>5317892
    Here is where he gives himself asspats for dying the elastic for this costume the "perfect tint". He proceeded to sew it on the outside of the costume, because that is what it looks like in the anime gais.

    http://www.musicalotaku.com/cgi-musicalotaku/kintaro.cgi?cont=jjf515f889pz6xm&reviewsId=424&
    app=reviews&reviewsType=Review

    All of his costume write ups are gold.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:22 No.5317972
    >>5312233
    WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:27 No.5317994
    fuck you all i refuse to do anything but sit here and irrationally like him because he's such a spot-on kuzco.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:30 No.5318011
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    >>5317972
    "Stand in awe of the new armguards. I'm not only so proud of them, but one is also rather strategically-placed to hide gender-revealing undesirables."
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:38 No.5318040
    >>5312233
    >>5318011
    I had to look at other photos to be sure.. But this dumb fucker glued chunks of hair over his eyebrows to match the wig. Looks like he has a fucking golden unibrow.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:38 No.5318041
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    >>5317994
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:42 No.5318062
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    i hate this bitch,why most hetalia fans are just weirdos?
    she tore my cosplay with her idiot fanhugs
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:43 No.5318067
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    >>5318040
    He's gone on to use that master technique on multiple occasions.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:52 No.5318104
    He's not going anywhere near New Jersey conventions or Comic Con is he?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:52 No.5318106
    >>5318041
    Kuzco is a greasy, tacky, undesirable asshole. I'm right and you know it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:58 No.5318123
    >>5318104
    He goes to AnimeNEXT and any small convention in that neck of the woods that will give him a panel or ten.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/12(Wed)23:58 No.5318126
    >>5318067
    Oh my...
    DAT FACE.
    I needed to step away from the computer and take a deep breath because I was about to laugh loud enough to wake up the whole house.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:00 No.5318133
    >>5318123
    SHIT.
    Is 16 too old for him?
    He'll be a Clovercon then.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:00 No.5318137
    >>5318104
    This >>5315075 looks like it might be the DoubleTree/AnimeNEXT.

    Otherwise my friend swears she sees him at Dragon*Con every year.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:01 No.5318140
    >>5315075
    Oh shit, that is AnimeNEXT.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:03 No.5318145
    >>5318133
    Sorry, 16 is not too old for him. Just avoid him and if he does creep up on you, sternly tell him to leave you alone. Simple as that, don't be afraid to hurt his poor widdle feelings.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:06 No.5318152
    >>5318145
    Trust me, if I do see him and he tries anything, I'll rip him a new one.
    Now Clovercon is a small convention in out area, chances are he might go there because they need artists and dealers. Should I try to warn the club leader planning this event? There will be a lot of children, pre teens, and teenagers in general.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:09 No.5318156
    >>5318152
    I think so, if only to keep an eye on him. You probably can't do anything unless he does something himself,...
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:11 No.5318160
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    >>5318152
    Sure, if that will make you feel safer there. Link them to the tumblr post if Something Awful locks out non-members again.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:17 No.5318179
    So besides attempting to have phone sex with a 14 year old what else has he done that's creeptastic?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:18 No.5318181
    >>5318106
    You're a dick.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:18 No.5318182
    >>5318179

    Hitting on JB, that's for sure. It's possible he may have diddled some girl and we don't know about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:20 No.5318187
    >>5318179
    Hit on -18 girls aplenty, will try to get extra chummy with any girls who are cosplaying the same series as what is he wearing. Someone may have the screencap of him posting on FB how he's virtuous because all of those little vixens tempt him at cons and he holds himself back. My favorite recent activity of his was going to a job interview for a elementary/middle school in his Quebec costume.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:21 No.5318189
    >>5318182

    Sorry, I'm still new to this character. Who's JB?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:23 No.5318195
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    >>5318187

    >going to a job interview in cosplay.

    why
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:27 No.5318204
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    >>5318195
    How better to show your qualifications for substituting French classes than to show up as your wacky FRANCH Hetalia OC?

    Unsurprisingly the only jobs he's been able to get since he quit his 80k/yr government IT job to cosplay and write, yes, he did, have been seasonal jobs like haunted houses.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)00:35 No.5318226
    >>5318189

    JB = Jailbait
    ie: Underage girls
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)01:29 No.5318359
    >>5318226

    well I sure hurrped a durrp.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)06:44 No.5318972
    So I saw this today.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)06:45 No.5318974
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    >>5318972
    Okay I should get more sleep before I post and don't look like a full retard.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:23 No.5319910
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    >>5318974
    I am lawling because he's seen the tumblr, that is what caused him to make the fake promise to his few friends and fewer fans that he will get therapy.

    His Friend that popped in last thread was pretty adamant that he's not a pedo around her, but caved in and confirmed that he's a creep in general, let his living situation become disgusting, and ignores any advice his friends try to give him. But she forgives him because he used to be a great guy, so maybe, by some miracle, he'll turn back to normal again. For sure.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:44 No.5319982
    >>5318974
    Why are these girls rushing to his defense today instead of weeks ago when this first broke? Did one of them see this thread and light the Fanbrat Signal?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:00 No.5320039
    >>5318204
    Am I the only one who finds this costume to just be a sort of racist caricature? I mean, I find all of Hetalia to be rather culturally insensitive with the way it boils down all the nations to a handful of inaccurate stereotypes, but his costume here doesn't even have the excuse of being someone else's creation.

    Also, doesn't help his whole "I'm not a Pedo" story when he forces himself into a fandom that is predominantly made up of younger teen girls crossplaying.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:08 No.5320067
    >>5318195
    Actually, he almost got that job. That school was desperate, until they found out what a creep he is.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:09 No.5320075
    >>5320039
    Not saying it makes it any better, but he is from Quebec himself.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:14 No.5320107
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    >>5320067
    Desperate, but thankfully not TOO desperate. Google sure can be a bitch.
    >> Tanner !aaWI/nsBfU 01/05/12(Thu)13:40 No.5320253
    Who shit, when did Emo Phillips start cosplaying?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:44 No.5320284
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    >>5320253
    ...Well fuck. Poor Mr. Philips.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:08 No.5320426
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    Can we get a confirmation on if he's heading to Katsucon or not? That was one of his regular cons.
    >> Lyper !!gAyq5lzi952 01/05/12(Thu)14:15 No.5320463
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    >>5318204
    Holy shit this is at Otakuthon.

    Which year was he there?...

    ... Is he from Quebec? Ho lord., I might [spoiler]have a rival[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:23 No.5320511
    >>5320463
    Are you a master craftsman like he is? He's so proud of the title, he put it on his resume.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:26 No.5320528
    >>5320426
    I have to say, I love the fact that in the photos of him with chicks dressed as chicks, they want nothing to do with him.
    >> Lyper !!gAyq5lzi952 01/05/12(Thu)14:37 No.5320596
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    >>5320511
    You're serious?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:44 No.5320638
    >>5320596
    Artistic Achievements & Recognitions

    - (2009) Completion of 125 000-words original novel “Felsic Current”.
    - (2009) Recipient of the “Best Overall Performance” award at Katsucon 2008’s Live-Action Roleplay event.
    - (2008) 1st place award in Katsucon 2008’s “Improvise This” competition.
    - (2008) Recipient of the “Best Comedic Performance” title and honorable mention for the “Best Overall Performance” title at Katsucon 2008’s Live-Action Roleplay event.
    - (2007) Completion of an 80 000-words novelization of the movie Predator.
    - (2006, 2007, 2008) Four times nominated for “Best live-action roleplayer” at various conventions.
    - (2005) Achievement of the “Craftsman” level in costume design.
    - (2001 to present) Recipient of over a dozen costuming and performing awards among convention circles.

    http://www.musicalotaku.com/sounds/J-Fartresume.rtf
    http://www.musicalotaku.com/sounds/J-Fresume.rtf

    It used to be one resume, someone managed to smack some sense into him to seperate his "acomplishments".
    >> Lyper !!gAyq5lzi952 01/05/12(Thu)15:19 No.5320772
    >>5320638
    Dear christ. I would never hire someone with all that shit on their C.V.

    He has a worst resume than 16 years old trying for a first job. I'm serious, I reviewed quite a couple, and I think his is worse than lots. The only thing that's supposed to be there is his experience as a programmer. What the fuck the rest has to do with anything?
    >> Lyper !!gAyq5lzi952 01/05/12(Thu)15:22 No.5320786
    >>5320772
    I just read the real thing. What the fuck is the other one, a satyre one?

    He has quite the qualifications if even 50% is true. Just how old is he?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:30 No.5320811
    >>5320786
    35-ish? The link in OP says 34.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:32 No.5320819
    >>5320786
    34. A good number of things on both of his resumes are embelished, like the co-authoring of the scientific papers. He's just acknowledged on them, having helped with some piddling database shit for the studies. The acknowledgement section on those are akin to the special thanks in movie credits, folks with no real impact but get a pat on the back for whatever.

    I will assume his art resume is for theater and convention bullshit. Felsic Current is nothing to be proud of, as shown in the OP picture.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:35 No.5320834
    I told the club advisers who are organizing CloverCon about him, they will now be on the look out for him.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:40 No.5320867
    >>5320811
    I can't wait to see this dude at 40, prancing around in his Kuzco costume, hitting on jailbait at cons.
    >> Lyper !!gAyq5lzi952 01/05/12(Thu)15:59 No.5320939
    Well, I gave him ~23 because he looked like my buddy a little.

    I thought it was a fairly impressive resume. Hes fucking 35?

    Welp, case closed for me. Another fine piece of failure from my Province.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:31 No.5321057
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    >>5320867
    First GIS result for 'old kuzco'.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:33 No.5321063
    >>5321057
    its disappointing that hes such a fucking creep
    I really enjoyed his Kuzco cosplay at CTCon...he knows the whole little 'groove' dance that he does...
    >sadfrog
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:48 No.5321350
    >>5321063
    Its ok Anon, maybe another cosplayer will step up and be a better, less creepy Kuzco.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:57 No.5321600
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    ATTENTION girls on tumblr looking at this thread!

    >>5314666 was written by J-F himself, you can find him listing it at http://www.musicalotaku.com/cgi-musicalotaku/kintaro.cgi?cont=kdhx9bckmcogsh7&app=writing#8RqAGG and at http://www.musicalotaku.com/sounds/J-Fartresume.rtf .

    It was NOT made up by a 'rival writer out to get him'. Who even considers this clown a literary rival? Tell us, I am sure the answer is going to be great. J-F did himself in, white knighting him on tumblr isn't going to change a damn thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)19:02 No.5321613
    >>5321057
    Damn, tha'ts an old picture...I saw him first at Katsucon 2008 when it was still in that tiny hotel.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)19:58 No.5321836
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    J-F has always come off as harmless (if not deluded/egotistical) to me, but the way he's skirting the issue of having had phone sex with a minor sets off alarm bells IMHO. I watch him on FB and Twitter for the last few years because it's grossly entertaining. I doubt he's actually seeing anyone for his manchild problem from the way he posts about his "sessions" and his fanclub is not helping.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)20:04 No.5321865
    >>5321836
    dat balding.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)20:13 No.5321908
    >>5321836
    Leave it to J-F to take that as a mystical sign that he should go back to ruining his finances and hitting on girls at cons. He probably would not shut the hell up about Kuzco, and that is why his father humored him with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)20:14 No.5321915
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    "I also want to start fresh. New career, new learning process, new book, new audience. By the time I revisit these old things I will hopefully have learned what I need to tap into their true potential. "

    His ultimate goal seems to start afresh in his attempt at snubbing the real world, not actually fixing his Peter Pan problem. :/
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)20:19 No.5321944
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    That's right J-F, you're not as (in)famous as you'd like to be.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)20:29 No.5322015
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)20:31 No.5322034
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)20:47 No.5322158
    >>5321915
    Christ. And you know what J-F? Those friends who "betrayed" you did it because you treated them like absolute shit!

    All these hugboxers crying to him right now save that one girl who wanted to be his roommate know jack shit about the bullshit he gets up to in person.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)21:23 No.5322359
    >>5321944
    More screens please!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)21:32 No.5322402
    Lol.
    I just saw this on tumblr.
    "Just to let you J-F haters to know: One of his other friends had posted this on facebook, in reply to a girl that saw the tumblr post: Hes not going to be at magfest as I work with him, I spoke to his family about this matter. He is tramtized by this bullshit and is seeking help. You guys wont see him at cons anymore. Thank you for hurting one of my friends you assholes. You’re all probably ridiculously proud of yourselves."
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)21:41 No.5322448
    >>5322402
    Oh, if only it was true.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:02 No.5322532
    Considering his downfall (quit his day job ? wtf). I think he should've gotten help earlier. So we might be helping him actually.

    Good luck funny man.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:12 No.5322590
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    >>5322359

    most of what's on his FB is stuff that SA has already got. There's a few whiteknights though.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:15 No.5322602
    I can see 2012 is going to be a good year.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:17 No.5322611
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:23 No.5322634
    >>5318974
    I hate this line of reasoning. He was nice to her and her friends, so he's incapable of doing anything bad to other people?

    I don't think he's actively dangerous, either. Just immature and has the potential to fuck up the lives of lolis in a naive way.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:24 No.5322637
    >>5322611
    >achieved social level where I should be
    Yeah.... good luck with that.
    I bet he drops all of this shit in a week.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:25 No.5322645
    why is this guy not on encyclopedia dramatica yet some one needs to work on this.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:26 No.5322650
    I do want him to get help, but it is plain to see as long as he hides in his hugbox and escapes to conventions, he is never going to get better. Keep up the slut shaming, fans of J-F Bibeau! You're doing so much more harm then we are doing to this scrawny creep.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:36 No.5322701
    I don't know if he deserves an ED or not. Right now, the only real drama about him is that girl on SA, and it could be a lie or troll.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:37 No.5322709
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    This...this doesn't even make any sense...
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:45 No.5322769
    >>5322701
    I do not agree, but it is a lot of work to dig up the shit from his Livejournal since he posted so much crap over the years. I also do not feel, based on everything I have read from every source that has popped up, that the girl was a troll. I would wait for Something Awful to get everything together before he could have a page on ED.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:46 No.5322775
    >>5322709
    He's trying to say that whether the accusations are truthful or not, it's still his fault for looking so creepy that people believe them.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:48 No.5322794
    >>5322769
    It could be true, but once it's on ED, it will be permanent.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:54 No.5322830
    A few months ago, he was trying to get rid of his cat because he got a new kitten and just didn't do anything right, thus his house resulted in smelling even stronger of cat piss.

    Anyone want to rescue it? I wonder what became of this poor animal.

    http://mdspcapets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/animalDetails.asp?animalid=28466&result=81&statusI
    D=1009
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)22:59 No.5322860
    >>5322830
    Well, I do hope he went to a better home. J-F named the new one Fugie by the way, after the 10 year old butt buddy of a 18 year old character in his books.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:05 No.5322906
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:08 No.5322930
    >>5322906
    Disgusting, but not surprising. Just as people spread the first message about him like wildfire, people will just us as inclined to beleive this one and spread it around.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:09 No.5322935
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:14 No.5322963
    >>5322709

    I don't know this guy, or what he did. But I can tell from how he worded that crap that he has a self inflated ego and that I do not like him... He also gives me the vibe of an eternal victim of circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:16 No.5322973
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    >>5310141

    Okay, I laughed heartily at this picture.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:22 No.5323001
    The crux of the backlash on tumblr is that his two person fan army claims that fyeahfantasywriterunicorn made up the story to get revenge on J-F for being so awesome at writing or some other fanciful crap like that.

    The thing is the story, if is true or not, it was posted on Something Awful by a third party that appeared out of the blue. fyeahfantasywriterunicorn is another person entirely, who was content to just pick on J-F's shitty books until the girl came forward with her story. Then, since everything took such a dark turn, the shit hit the fan.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:23 No.5323003
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    >>5322935
    and then 2 months from now he ends up raping a 15 year old girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:34 No.5323049
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    >>5323003
    -Is it ok if I keep my wig on, my kawaii princess?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:49 No.5323133
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    >>5322015

    NO
    NO
    NO
    YOU KNOW WHAT. NO.

    It was one thing to see this disgusting grease stain fuck up characters like Envy or Ryoga, or even Kuzco. But to put on blackface-esque makeup and try to be Cat of all things?

    NO. FUCKING NO.
    GET OUT OF MY FANDOM.
    GET OUT OF EVERYTHING. FOREVER. FUCK OFF. PLEASE FUCK OFF.

    No. I cannot stand even looking at this.
    How does some revolting Pedophile from Quebec even know what Red Dwarf even is? I'm glad I don't live even remotely near him.....if I saw this at any of the Cons I go to I'd probably get kicked out and banned forever for attacking another guest.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)23:56 No.5323171
    >>5323133
    How refreshing, in the last thread some seagulls were defending the costume.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)00:02 No.5323199
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    >>5323049
    It looks like it was made from several 1990s windsuits.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)00:06 No.5323214
    >>5323199
    Oh shit it does.
    I didn't realize how wrinkly that shit is.
    Someone give this man an iron
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)11:26 No.5324858
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    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)12:03 No.5324962
    >>5323214
    Ironing is for chumps who follow the rules of our boring and conformist society!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)13:04 No.5325143
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    >>5322034
    *suicide*
    Oh god, i was litteraly drowling over his asurancetourix cosplay... Can't beleive he's like that, it suck. He seemed correct when i talked to him at otakuthon. But maybe when you are around 18 he's less likely to act batshit.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)14:08 No.5325324
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    more info?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)14:28 No.5325419
    >>5325324
    What sort of info you looking for?

    >>5325317
    Creepers won't creep on everyone they meet, I wish his defenders on tumblr would realize that. Just because he's been a gem to them doesn't mean he hasn't been a fucking idiot around others.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)14:36 No.5325449
    >>5325419
    He is from quebec or USA?
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)14:38 No.5325460
    >>5325449
    Hails from Quebec, married some chick he met online to get his green card to live here in the USA. They divorced within a couple of years, leaving J-F free to frolic at cons and jerk off to girls over the phone.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)15:08 No.5325649
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    >>5325852
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)18:19 No.5326482
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    >>5325852
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)18:24 No.5326494
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    >>5325852
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)18:32 No.5326517
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    >>5325852
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)18:39 No.5326542
    >>5325460
    i'm kinda ashamed to be from quebec now.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)18:46 No.5326566
    >>5326542
    It is ok, we know you try to keep your crazy exports to a minimum.
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)21:21 No.5327259
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    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)21:55 No.5327505
    Wait wait wait...
    That guy got married?
    Does not compute...
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)22:00 No.5327537
    >>5327505
    To get his green card, yes. They had a very bitter split; since he sold some of her things on ebay without her permission, he thinks every person out to get him online might be his ex-wife.

    He started hitting on girls in chatrooms and calling them up during his divorce proceedings, he is such a charmer!
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)22:49 No.5327783
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA0BNj_FxJU
    >> Anonymous 01/06/12(Fri)23:57 No.5328094
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    In which our hero clearly remembers a conversation from over 15 years ago that he is due honors, but is wishy washy about a relationship he made 10 years ago because it is so fuzzy.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)00:06 No.5328138
    >>5327783
    At least he doesn't sound like a total creep
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)00:10 No.5328158
    >>5328138
    Probably why people tolerate his presence to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.5328299
    >>5328094
    Maybe he called a lot of girls and fapped while they cried, and just can't keep track of them all?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)00:55 No.5328423
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    >>5328299
    Very likely!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)02:43 No.5328913
    >>5328423
    How stubbly.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)03:02 No.5328980
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSok1JtNf7w&feature=youtu.be

    You guys have seen this right, it's relevantly funny enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)03:05 No.5328989
    >>5328980
    I want the breakdowns of his books chapter-by-chapter back up on Something Awful, they were delightful.
    >> Marsh 01/07/12(Sat)03:35 No.5329066
    >>5328423
    Holy shit. It's a two for the price of one deal.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)12:23 No.5330135
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    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)12:58 No.5330223
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    The wig is made out of green condoms. He was so happy to find just the right color and not have to dye them.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)16:04 No.5331035
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    More Facebook screens please!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)21:12 No.5332359
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    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)21:41 No.5332507
    >>5332359
    Quality construction ITT
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)22:56 No.5332901
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    Watch out Quebec, he's going to G-Anime in Gatineau at the end of the month. He plans to subject his fellow Québécoise to his Anime Jerry Springer panel.

    Way to follow the advice of your therapist bro!
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)23:14 No.5333002
    >>5332901
    I guess conventions in Canada don't count.
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)23:26 No.5333048
    The sad thing is that hes a nice average looking guy(kind of like Adrian Brody). Why does he have to be so fucking retarded though?
    >> Anonymous 01/07/12(Sat)23:34 No.5333082
    >>5333048
    He doesn't want to 'grow up'. That means going to every anime con ever to escape, hitting on teenage girls to stay a teenager himself, and quitting a nice job cold turkey to persue his follies.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/12(Sun)01:18 No.5333518
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    This is still his best/worst costume of the bunch. He is suppost to be Llama Kuzco.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/12(Sun)01:58 No.5333650
    >>5333518
    NIGHTMARE FUEL
    >> Choco-Coco !!mOxKaazUvDF 01/08/12(Sun)02:02 No.5333662
    >>5333518
    This reminds me of those vulture things from The Dark Crystal. I'm frightened..
    >> Anonymous 01/08/12(Sun)15:30 No.5335291
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    dat papyrus.
    >> piplup !pipLUpapew 01/08/12(Sun)16:56 No.5335458
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    >>5333518
    >Llama Kuzco.

    THAT'S what it is?
    I always thought it was supposed to be some kind of creepy monster I didn't know.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/12(Sun)18:08 No.5335795
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    >>5333518
    Ew. Have a better one.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/12(Sun)20:13 No.5336594
    >>5335291
    Dat military uniform made out of bedsheets fabric.
    >> Anonymous 01/08/12(Sun)21:16 No.5337137
    Any fresh news from his hugbox on FB?
    >> Anonymous 01/08/12(Sun)22:28 No.5337683
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    Picture caption time!

    "Tabernac! The old hag is right for my new volume of Kodomo no Jikan!"
    >> Anonymous 01/08/12(Sun)22:29 No.5337692
    >>5337683
    *going right for
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)01:43 No.5338640
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    >>5333518
    What...at first I thought it was the Nina-Alexander Chimera from FMA, but more terrifying.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)13:32 No.5340112
    >>5339941
    I want to see him attempt that now.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)13:38 No.5340135
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    mfw I visit /cgl/ from a lolcows board (/cwc/) and /cgl/ has more regularly updated lolcow threads than we do.

    Man I fucking love you seagulls and your drama.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)13:41 No.5340144
    >>5340135
    Because you guys are too busy with JULAAAAAAAAAY posts and counting down the seconds until Chris-Chan's trial.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)14:32 No.5340389
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    It is fun how he doesn't use the photos floating around out there that make him look less disgusting on his website. Then again, there isn't that many that do.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)15:19 No.5340622
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    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)15:37 No.5340742
    Thanks for the warning, hopefully he doesn't come to Anime Boston.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)15:55 No.5340822
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    I love how people just flock to creepy obnoxious fucks like this at cons, meanwhile I have to try my hardest to hold a decent conversation with someone while others get some sort of bullshit image of me being creepy because I'm "too quiet."

    I'm sorry I can't constantly blurt out fanboy weeaboo bullshit 100 miles a minutes.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)17:59 No.5341524
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    >>5340822
    Well the thing is, he's only pulling in underage& with his random bullshit humor, but I do offer my condolances.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFE33My1Oes

    Video sadly related.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)19:40 No.5342055
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    >>5340622
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)22:04 No.5342802
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    Ruining childhoods since 2001.
    >> Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)23:26 No.5343235
    >>5342802
    Nuuuuuu, Marsupilami! (┳Д┳)
    >> Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)14:33 No.5346039
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    Page 15? I don't think so!
    >> Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)17:00 No.5347070
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    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3458196&pagenumber=2#post399415814

    Why do people defend this fucktard again?
    >> Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)21:14 No.5348523
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    >> Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)21:43 No.5348649
    I saw this thread 2 weeks ago .... keep it alive I guess?
    >> Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)21:56 No.5348708
    >>5348649
    Different thread, same weirdo.
    >> Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)23:01 No.5349076
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)00:15 No.5349412
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)12:09 No.5350778
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)17:55 No.5352021
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    >> Anonymous 01/11/12(Wed)23:11 No.5354015
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)01:04 No.5354599
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)01:21 No.5354703
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    >>5317427
    ....its a toaster! O_O
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)11:01 No.5355837
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    I love his early days, when he thought he could get animu hairstyles with his natural, balding hair. He is suppost to be Akio from Utena in this one.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)11:07 No.5355848
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    >>5355837
    Akio, with the lavender-hair? WTF.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)11:23 No.5355863
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    >>5355848
    Yep.

    "Come to me my bride, I have lots of yaoi in the basement~"
    >> Captcha: obasedsa hospital, Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)13:30 No.5356154
    Apparently, some people really ARE adamant defenders of this guy. To paraphrase what a young lady said a while ago, "I've known him for a decade since I was a teenager, and he's never tried to harm me." So because he doesn't act like a total creep around you, it means that he's not a creep to anyone else?

    Geez, if this guy comes to T-Mode again, I don't know what the fuck I'll do.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)15:28 No.5356445
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    >>5356154
    The hugbox mentality of fandoms in general is pretty sickening.

    I would warn T-Mode staff of the accusations, not just the phone incident but also his creepy antics, if they feel like acting on them so be it.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)17:27 No.5356905
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    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)19:35 No.5357495
    >>5356905
    Bro needs a better razor.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)21:53 No.5358159
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    O_O
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)23:21 No.5358587
    >>5358159
    "Hi kids! Wanna plaaaaaaaaaay?"
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)23:27 No.5358625
    >>5325852

    Good god, someone give this guy a burger or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)23:30 No.5358639
    >>5358625
    He's even skinnier now because all he eats is undercooked chicken and Special K with Gatorade. I wish I was kidding.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/12(Thu)23:33 No.5358651
    >>5333518
    I honestly thought he was supposed to be a fucked up version of the Chimera from FMA.

    Though, that could be because I felt an overwhelming desire to put such an abomination out of its misery.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)09:12 No.5360391
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    >> Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)13:00 No.5360878
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    And now, a classic!
    >> Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)16:27 No.5361566
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    Work dat ass, gurl!
    >> Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)18:52 No.5362164
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    Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
    http://www.cosplay.com/showthread.php?p=3692289#post3692289
    >> Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)20:00 No.5362396
    >>5362164
    Oh lol. I wonder if he is on any anime dating sites.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)20:47 No.5362599
    >>5362396
    Yep! >>5306500
    >> Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)22:55 No.5363032
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    A color bar! Shit takes me back.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/12(Fri)23:09 No.5363069
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    I do not know who this man is but he reminds me of the lead singer from The Darkness.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)00:43 No.5363341
    >>5363069
    Oh gosh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU
    >> Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)00:51 No.5363366
    >>5363341
    Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)00:57 No.5363384
    >>5362164
    It says dance partner. Can he dance?
    >> Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)01:12 No.5363417
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    >>5363384
    It is a good question, but a better one is 'would you WANT to dance with him'?
    >> Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)12:07 No.5364559
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    Yay, the SA thread is getting down to business. <3

    This is re: the fact that a swear word in his books is the magic word the characters use to wipe their asses.
    >> Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)22:31 No.5367044
    http://www.musicalotaku.com/cgi-musicalotaku/kintaro.cgi?cont=xk4q60ohfohl865&reviewsId=393&
    app=reviews&reviewsType=Review

    WHAT. This "review" of ANext '08 has a bunch of shit about this girl, Mia, who I'm friends with, but FUCK, he's writing about her like she's his fucking girlfriend.

    From what I remember, they hung out like three times. But, holy fuck. The fact that this guy is still relevant.

    I stopped going to cons three years ago and I assumed this guy had as well. All I remember is the horrible wig for Krory. I mean, he seemed like a nice guy back then, but damn.

    Anyway, reviving a thread that is relevant to my interests.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)00:20 No.5367424
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    >>5367044
    For curiosity's sake, how old was your friend at the time?
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)02:34 No.5367733
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    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)03:05 No.5367813
    ITT: OP continually bumps this thread for over 2 weeks.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)11:38 No.5368769
    >>5367813
    A bump just for you then!
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)13:39 No.5369271
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHMffagGZio

    "Don't forget to request him as a guest at your favorite conventions!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)15:19 No.5369633
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    >>5367044
    ALL THAT TEXT. He has an amazing ability to blather on about unimportant crap. I'm sure everybody else involved has moved on with their lives, but he's preserved their lolrandom weekend for eternity.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)16:23 No.5369932
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    >>5369633
    His articles about film scores are great as well
    http://www.examiner.com/user-j-f
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)22:38 No.5370301
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    One last bump before I let J-F prance quietly into the night; he is bound to generate more content very soon as he stinks up G-Anime and Katsucon.

    Keep boosting that tumblr signal! http://elendraug.tumblr.com/post/15460381299/shazari-godspeedboomchicken
    >> Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)19:32 No.5372868
    Great now I don't feel like cosplaying Kuzco :(
    >> Anonymous 01/16/12(Mon)19:38 No.5372890
    >>5372868

    No. This should give you more reason to cosplay Kuzco so that you'll be better and awesome and not have Kuzco associated with this creeper.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)03:10 No.5374296
    I think hes ok
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)03:54 No.5374336
    I think he could look attractive if he put on some weight and got some muscles. His face isn't too bad looking.

    >then again I do have strange taste...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)13:10 No.5375148
    >>5374296
    >>5374336

    Hola J-F fanbrat!



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