>/v/ being above anything
>/g/ being in the list
desperate /g/ /v/irgin detected

2/10

>>5298942
>not listing /sci/ in top 5
>daughter i am disappoint

>Bottom: /a/
>not /jp/

>I am okay with this.jpg

/g/, I never knew you had such tender feelings toward us...

I someone posted a group picture of people from /a/, most of them are cute. Are they serious about the 3D thing? Its kind of a waste.

>>5298954
post it

>>5298952
We don't, just because OP is a buttfrustrated faggot who think it matters that some pretentious whores that are way below our level don't find us "hot" enough to make it into some shitty list doesn't mean he represents the view of our whole board.

We're better than any of you. And we can get better than any of you. Deal with it.

>>5298957

>>5298954
>Are they serious about the 3D thing? Its kind of a waste.
[spoiler]I am an /a/non, and while I can't speak on behalf of all of /a/, I will speak on behalf of myself. Personally, I am somewhat serious about 3DPD. I don't think that all girls are bad because they're 3D and they are inherintly bad because of it. I don't deny that good girls do exist. They're just incredibly scarce amongst all the bitches and whores out there. I'm also aware this doesn't solely apply to women and is also an issue with men. That is why all 3DPD suck, regardless of gender, because humans in general suck. Unfortunately, I've lost all hope of ever finding one of the good girls whom I might be able to relate with and share interests with and I am happy with mai waifu[/spoiler]

>>5298968
>cgl doesn't have spoiler tags
Okay ;_;

>>5298970
>>5298970
well now you just look like a fucking idiot

>>5298942

Nerd faggots seem kinda jelly.
Love, /fit/

>>5298970

That's cute.

>>5298965
this looks shoped

But the pic was like a callab of guys at their computer, some of them posting with anime merch

>>5298980
True that, the guys on the left and right were waaaaaay too hot. :3

>>5298965
Me in back.

/tg/ should be on top.

They're the only ones whose activities require social interaction. And they tend to be white knights.

>>5298977
>implying you're not jealous too that the perfection incarnate to /cgl/ are cute looking young asian guys, making all your efforts (which are often there to hide your own inner issues and unattractiveness) futile
you know I'm right, deep inside your manly heart

>>5298994
>And they tend to be white knights.
Well, that's exactly the problem, my dear tabletop game lover. Guys like you are just pathetic, just stop, it's almost 2012 already, it's embarrassing.

>>5298965
Oh wow, the one on the right looks like my boyfriend with less acne.

I think it depends on looks anyway no matter what board it is. And various people pot on every board.

>>5299001
>implying whiteknights are bad
[spoilersdon'tworkoncgl] protip: whiteknighting isn't inherently bad, just sadly made out to be more desperate than they really are. Some people on the internet just don't like people being wrongfully abused, and take up stands to try to help out. There are, of course, desperate whiteknights who are just out to get cyber-ass, but I tend to find that they're becoming less and less prevalent.[/spoilers]

>>5299016
but that's exactly what they're doing in /tg/, isn't it?

>>5299023
Yes.

>>5299035
Then they're just as pathetic as /v/, but out of pity I'd put them one place above them.

/cgl/ will never get a /fa/ boyfriend. As all the tripfags on there have proven they all/only date each other.

>>5299066
>>5299066
What do you mean?

>>5299066
Who the fuck wants a tripfag? They can have each other.

>>5299076
all of /fa/'s trip fags have or are currently dating/in an e-lationship with another /fa/ggot, most of the anons are dating other /fa/ anons. The first meet up /fa/ ever had the only two people that showed up met up and fucked. /fa/ is destined to be with /fa/ and /fa/ alone. sorry /fit/ and /cgl/, you're a little to insecure even for us.

>>5299090
>only two people that showed up met up and fucked.

pics of those two? are they anons? are they ugly?

>mfw all the girls here hate /v/ due to the board's policy on grrl gamers

bump

>>5299240
have a sage

Personally I'd actually take /r9k/ over /v/ because they are at least honest about being betafags.

When I think of a 4chan get-together, the only words that come to mind are..."hate orgy."

/v/ is a disgusting place. Nothing good ever comes from there.
/fa/ is quite retarded.
/int/ and /pol/ are way better.

You ladies (?) don't want a /mu/tant? ;____;

Captcha: constabulary reetipl

>>5299322
I think /mu/tants are superior to /v/irgins, and even better than the ugly men with big muscles from /fit/

Unless you're actually good looking (which i doubt since youre on 4chan) you should take what you can get gurl


Guys can usually come here and be noramal outside. I cant imagine a girl that comes here that could hide it.

>>5298957
This picture?

you retards do realize that /fa/ and /fit/ is filled with homosexuals right?

>>5299310
>Nothing good ever comes from there.

Hey, that's not fair. /v/ has, uh...huh. I'm actually trying to think of why I still stay there.

>>5299374
Hahahaha bunch of ugly fucks

>>5299377
fighting general threads?

>>5298954
>Are they serious about the 3D thing?
We have some aspies who take the 3DPD to the extreme.

We have some ronery guys who say 3DPD but who secretly wish they could find a nice girlfriend.

We have some guys who say 3DPD just to keep meta(I’m so ronery) threads from being made. We don’t wanna end up /v/ 2.0 where all topics are off topic.

Why the fuck is /g/ even on that list?
AND WHY ISN'T /co/ HIGHER?
Bitches of /cgl/ love /co/, even though /co/-tan is with /ck/-tan.

>>5299374
Not that picture.

THIS picture.

Hold your orgasm ladies. [spoiler]And I'm being serious.[/spoiler]

>>5299407
No, I ignore general threads. I guess at this point it's just a force of habit.

>no /sp/
>/sp/ not 1

>>5299410
>We don’t wanna end up /v/ 2.0
>hurr durr /v/ sucks
Faggot

I know some really nice people on /a/ and /v/
You can't just say and entire board is full of horrible people.
4chan is full of people with bad intentions, but there are also people on It that are genuinely nice. It's just the luck of the draw really.

>>5299433
what do you look like?

>>5299415
Now this is the perfect exemple of "We have some aspies who take the 3DPD to the extreme."
Not even /a/ can stand his autism anymore.

>>5299374
Jack Black posts on /a/?

>>5299374
The drunk Cirno dude posts on /a/ too, I saw his picture.

>>5299424
/v/ is full of little shitheads, no one has ever said anything positive for them. Go back there.

>/fa/ggots and /fit/
>Not gay

>>5299443
No but robert pattison does.

>>5299423
Hey bro, do we really want to associate ourselves with the slag on this board? I just came here to read the extreme amount of faggotry taking place. My sides hurt!! Let's go back to /sp/ where we belong.

>>5299458
>/sp/
We're coming for your asses

>>5299413
/co/ likes going to other boards and say they love /co/. I honestly don't really care for them

>>5299435
What I look like is irrelevant

>>5299433
>You can't just say and entire board is full of horrible people.

I CAN. /v/ is full of horrible people. I know what I'm talking about, having spent six years on /v/ and having known many horrible people.

>>5299466
It is so relevant

>>5299374
Those are from /cgl/

>>5299466
you're right, I don't care about your land whale

>>5299470
They posted on /a/, maybe they browse both boards.

>>5299467
You can't say that you know the entire board either

>>5299469
Care to explain why

>>5299473
Haha please, I am not fat

>>5299475
only the cirno guy

>>5298965
Oh my God, I go to school with one of them. Goddamnit, /a/.

>>5298954
No they're not. As Komeiji himself put it, he would be perfectly fine if there would be a girl that looks like Azusa, behaves like Azusa and isn't a complete slut.

Not only that, he *WOULDN'T* even KILL her, if that would bring him to the realm of 3D. She just doesn't deserve it, it would be like killing Azusa herself.


...his sister on the other hand (pictured)... not so lucky. He'd slit her throat for the opportunity to live in the 2D realm anytime.

/r9k/, /soc/, and /jp/ should be last.
/sci/, /lit/, /ck/, and /mu/ should all be added, reasonably high tier, in that order.
/a/ and /co/ should be higher on the list. /a/nons are generally super chill in real life. And the good ones can actually talk intelligently about anime and give good recommendations. If I was single, I'd immediately be trying to steal one of the more socially adjusted /a/nons I know from his waifu.

/v/ is the new /b/ so, I'd shoot that down to above /jp/ and /r9k/ tier, but not by much.

/g/.... I'm sure you're fine, but you're not 1st place material.

>>5299482
Just wanna know if your hot

>>5299488
Well if he's in that pic, he's not actually from /a/

>>5299488
The fat one?

>>5299499
>>5299499
this is her

>>5299493
>As Komeiji himself put it, he would be perfectly fine if there would be a girl that looks like Azusa, behaves like Azusa and isn't a complete slut.
Most wouldn't expect a girl to be exactly like their waifu, but Komeji is kinda crazy so yeah

Guy from /a/ here.
Most of us are pleased at where we stand with you.

>>5299504
woah shes hot! more??

>>5299504
Bleh. I don't know what country she is from, but over here, that's considered average at best.

>>5298942
But I'm from /a/ and I think 3D > 2D

I'm not that bad looking either

>>5299519
Then get the fuck off of /a/ then.

>>5299516
/cgl/ has terrible taste in women though.

>>5299504
>>5299513
Well shit

>>5299516
Yep I'm just an average person

>>5299493
>...his sister on the other hand (pictured)... not so lucky. He'd slit her throat for the opportunity to live in the 2D realm anytime.
My god, that's horrible.

>>5299519
I like 2.5D

>>5299530
>My god, that's horrible.
Would you kill someone to get the perfect Man/woman/Heshe that has everything you want?

>>5299499
/v/ /v/ /v/ /v/irgin detected!

>>5299520
>Then get the fuck off of /a/ then.
Where do you think we are? Why are you even here anyway, being tsundere for 3D?

>/sp/ not listed

I actually prefer 3D to 2D.
No one must my know secret.

>>5299530
Trolling aside, I think that picture sums up pretty well one of the deepest reason behind /a/'s "3DPD" mantra.

They're afraid of this, being NTR'ed by the girl that stole their hearts. And, as you can already tell, they have very loving, yet fragile personalities, which is why they're so clingy on their waifu. The create this shield of "all women are sluts" to make themselves thing that no girl would ever love them, that they'd always betray them, and, quite honestly, reality says this is true, sooner or later.

>>5299541
>Where do you think we are?
/cgl/, isn't that obvious?
And no, I'm here to tell you what /a/'s opinion to this thread was, which was pretty happy.
And I was telling him to keep the hell out of /a/

>implying /g/ likes 3D either

>>5299538
>Would you kill someone to get the perfect Man/woman/Heshe that has everything you want?
No. I'd rather die a virgin than slip down the rope to the Beast.

>/g/
>Sustanable career
>Stand for freedoms
>Educated
>Polite
>Range from girly to grabable
>Loyal
>Tolerant
Yep, you guys jelly.

>>5299555
Alright then.
Good for you.
But, just a question, what's so bad about being a virgin?

Greetings EARTHLINGS.

>>5299546
>which is why they're so clingy on their waifu.
Most of them can't keep a waifu for more than a couple seasons. The christmas picture showed a bunch of new characters.

>>5299564
>Implying new people can't join boards
How retarded are you?

>>5299530
Did he actually say he'd kill his sister? what the fuck

>>5299558
>But, just a question, what's so bad about being a virgin?
To me, personally? I don't see any negatives.

But from a objective point of view, it may affect your social life, and it will probably ruin your career as an Action Hero actor. Maybe some other things, I waste time thinking about it.

>>5299578
Alright then.
I was only wondering because of
>No. I'd rather die a virgin

Perfect mix would be /a/-/fit/-/toy/-/diy/.

Just imagine...
> Workout buddy that isn't a curlbro and knows his shit about the body
> Chillin out and watchin anime all day if we want to
> Going into a toystore and just playing around
> Always building new shit together
> probably won't mind go-karting, paint-balling
> /a/-/fit/-/diy/, probably won't mind cosplaying
> /toy/-/a/ probably won't mind roleplaying and just having fun

>>5299564
Because the picture was also twice as long and some of them got filtered. I checked it myself and less than 10% of the waifus of last year were missing, not counting those who were joking to begin with.

>>5299582
Well, most people are so afraid of it that they'd probably kill for their perfect mating partner.

>>5299497
Why /r9k/ should be last? They love women and would love to date one, oh I get it, you want an alpha/rich male, fuck you whores.

And I'm from /a/.

>>5299589
Not many people would think of their perfect partner if they would be that desperate to lose their virginity.

>>5299606
/a/ does.

>>5299602
I don't think /r9k/ loves women, just take a look at all the misogyny. I think maybe they'd like a girlfriend to hurt her or some other sick shit.

>>5299602
>>5299602
>They love women and would love to date one,
>They love women
You've never been to /r9k/ have you? There's a reason moot deleted it for a while, it turned into "Let's bitch about how ronery we are because women are all whores"

>>5299610
Most of them just want a women that isn't bound by the laws and concerns of this world.
Hell, I'm sure if you made a thread on there asking if they would accept their waifu if they couldn't have sex, I bet they'd say yes.

Just saying, as an /a/non, most of us can't stand the waifu kids either. It's a small group of people taking an old joke way too seriously/trolling.

>>5299622
Sometimes I think "waifu" actually means "my favorite female anime character"

>/g/

Except that.

1. Don't like 3D women
2. Don't want to fix your virus filled computers for your virus filled vaginas.

>>5299627
Then you're wrong.

But I am /a/ and I like 3D.
The only ones who actually don't are idiots who trick themselves into believing the whole 3DPD thing, and those who have such low self esteem, they're practically dead.

>>5299602
>oh I get it, you want an alpha/rich male, fuck you whores.
W-well, you know, not all of us are the same. Did that never come to your mind?
Believe it or not, there are lonely girls too. Nobody even noticed me in Middle School, simply because we had so many more developed girls in our class, and everywhere else too. And I... don't think I'm ugly either... it's just that... I don't know. The more desperate girls just go out drinking and try to get the first guy possible, but I don't have any female friends to go out with...
I guess I'll die alone like a crazy cat lady.

dude, you can't date anyone from /fa/ or /fit/ because their heads are shoved too far up their own asses.

To the people suggesting that we elegan/tg/entleman are whiteknights, yes we are. But less for the reasons you think. It's not to get cyberass, we're strategists, there's better ways for that. It's more because we've developed our moral compass over a long period of time.

When your DM is just short of DeSade, butchering small children for funsies, and kicking puppies just because he can, oftentimes we create what we want in that world, a shining light in the darkness, a paragon of hope and humanity. Because if we don't, who will. Think of the puppies /cgl/, do you want them all to die?

We certainly don't.

>>5299632
>>5299622
>>5299519
Disgusting heretics.

>>5299633
You don't have to go out drinking. Go to a hobby store, learn a new game, go to a library and make a new friend, go to a book store, find someone with common interests. Find someone lonely in a cafe' and speak to them.

Not that damn hard.

>>5299627
For most, it does. Again, it's only the kids who came here a short while ago taking the old jokes about the Japanese otaku with body pillows far, far, FAR too seriously.

>>5299640
not that anon

but the fuck is a hobby store?

>>5299634
I didn't actually believe /fit/ was gay until I went there and the first picture was a guy sucking a dick.

>>5299639
It's just women.

I honestly don't see why they get so jealous over 2D.

>>5299633
I'm a male, but I know that feel somewhat

>>5299641
But you can't exactly prove that can you?

>>5299643
A FLGS, somewhere that sells items that cater to a niche community. D&D, Warhammer, hell, even Anime and Manga in some cases.

>>5299643
It's, like, a store where you can buy all things that are Hobbes related, you know, the tiger from Calvin and Hobbes? Like, last time I went there, I bought a sweeeet stapler with Hobbes on it. You jelly I bet.

>>5299633
I've tried go drinkin but I don't like it, and the girls in those kind of places are disgusting.

But at least as a girl you can aproach a male in every situation, for a man is hard because every place that is not a bar is consider "creepy" to approach a girl.

greeting from /g/.
i am suddenly aware /cgl/ is full of women.

>>5299652
Go look up records of old /a/, it was a different place friend. More so, they've openly admitted to being new. The usual argument is "Sorry dinosaur, but this is new /a/, go back to whining about the good old days"

>>5299633
You should try hitting on some /a/nons, they love DFC and intact hymens. Don't expect much though.

>>5299665
>Over the age of 5 and a virgin? Liar or landwhale detected
>Attention whore
>Fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
>Lolbutthurtjellylandwhalecantgetdick
There is your /a/ thread.

>>5299662
No, I'm saying you can't prove that most waifufags are "my favorite female anime character"

>>5299665
Tip for if you're going to do this.
It's going to be very hard.
Misogynists are everywhere.

>>5299659
And traps.

>link guy to a /v/ image relevant to his favorite game
>"you go on /v/?"
>think he's insulting it and try and hide it
>"don't worry, I go on /v/"
>a month later start dating

>two years later still dating
>he browses /v/, /fa/, /o/
>tripfags on /g/

what a good man.

sage for offtopic

>misogynist
There's that word again. and I don't think you know what it means.

>>5299670
Making a thread about it will only get Misogynists on you.
It's probably best to try and set up a OH SO RONREY thread and then start with your story.

>>5299670
So you were planing to make a thread about you wanting to find a guy?

Jesus christ.

>>5299673
Forgot-- he also goes on /tg/ too. probably because his housemates all play games together. D&D and such.

Recently though I've convinced him to play magic with me.

>>5299673
>tripfags on /g/
Which one is he?

>>5299670
>>Over the age of 5 and a virgin? Liar or landwhale detected
Well you're exaggerating a bit, but face it, most girls do get their cherries popped around the age of 12. Most of us /a/nons were still innocent souls watching Digimon, One Piece, Yugioh, Cold Case and whatnot, back then.
>women will never feel that feel when you can still enjoy your childhood in your early teens

>>5299679
I say just find a guy in real life who likes anime and isn't a faggot. Internet dating sucks.

I'm a /sci/ and /a/ faggot, and I don't dislike 3D, what about me? ;_;

>>5299691
Well, I'm just saying, if you're going to do it, you may as well do it right.
I don't want a giant ATTENTION WHORES thread in the middle of /a/

>>5299690
Most men lose it early too bro. It's less of a gender thing and more of a society thing. There were females who were in the basement too I'd imagine.

>>5299685
H-hey, that wasn't me.
>>5299665
Thanks for the suggestions but I would prefer if someone loved me for my personality, not because they want to fulfill their dreams of... doing it with a girl who's never done it before.

>>5299700
>Most men lose it early too bro.
Not sure where you live, but I think you're talking about a minority here.

>>5299703
>not because they want to fulfill their dreams of... doing it with a girl who's never done it before.
I think you took his words too literally there.

>>5299700
I don't think this is true, of course I don't have stadistics, but I lost it at 17, my gf at 13, most of my friends lost it at 16-18 or are still virgins, I haven't met a single virgin girl yet.

>>5299708
No, that's definitely what /a/ wants.

>>5299712
But do you know WHY /a/ wants it?

>>5299703
>I would prefer if someone loved me for my personality
you must have a pretty poor personality...

>be /a/ /fit/ /g/entleman that loves /sp/orts and browsing on /tg/.

Except that I'm not really a gentleman.

>>5299700
Yes, but at the age of 14-16 mostly, the more Christian guys at 17, the nerds at 18 and the losers, well, never.

I did have a school mate in Elemetary School, who lost it at the age of 10 to a 18 year old hot chick. I didn't believe him at first, yet somehow it makes sense to me now. Because, you see, the 12 year old girls usually lose it to more experienced, non-virgins, the boys who lost it early (at 13-14) and now their 15 and know all the words to say ("you're the best girl in the world and I will love you forever" -> if he looks good, a girl will give him her purity without a second thought). Boys at least have to work (HARD) for their first poon.

>>5299712
Yeah, as dumb as it sounds, I can confirm this. Most of us just want to know that feel for real, we keep reading about it in the hentai comics, it doesn't matter how often you tell us it's not good. No wonder we are more and more becoming lolicons.

>>5299705
In the US, the percent of males and females who lose their virginity is pretty equal around 15~17.

>>5299689
ScottSt--

No, jokes aside. He trips under Tri (for Trinitron). Pretty new.

>>5299725
Sluts on both sides. I blame parents being afraid of beating their children and rap music.

>>5299725
But that's because you live in a fucked up retarded country. In Europe, it's mostly 11-13 for girls, 13-16 for boys.

>>5299715
Yes: they have an arbitrary set of standards based around girls that don't exist.

>>5299731
And you're thinking of /a/ as a whole now.
How wonderful.

>>5299730
Yeah, maybe the durka durka areas.

> /d/ not at the top

No thank you.

>>5299712
Sorry honey, but I actually like bigger chests. No offense.

>>5299716
That was not very nice... I didn't mean it like that...

>>5299633
There, there.

>>5299733
Sorry, didn't realize we were actually talking about how different and cool you were.

>>5299733
Before I leave to go be depressed, I'd just like to say that this anon isn't the same poster as me...

Oh god, this is fucking pathetic.

CGL: bitches of 4chan, forever alone and are obese whales trying to fit into a size 4 lolita outfit.

>IM KAWAII DESU NE. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, BUY ME ANOTHER ITA DRESS.
>ITA ITA TA ITA

>>5299742
He just meant your lack of tits and virginity won't scare them off, don't be so negative, of course your personality matters too.

>>5299730
>In Europe, it's mostly 11-13 for girls
>calls the US a "fucked up retarded country"

>>5299754
And then you resort to insults.
Were you ever trying to reason with me in the first place?

>>5299762
Alright then.
At any rate, good luck.

>>5299742
Good, fuck off you dumb broad.
>oh hey look at me everyone I have no tits and I'm a gurrrl wanna be mai boyfriendz?
This is why 3D=PD.

Even more LOL
I'm from /b/, /o/ and /x/ and nonoe of those boards make sense.

>more lol when I trip on /o/ + /x/
>post here
>LOL YOU'RE A GUY YOU CAN'T LOLITA
>mfw I'm a size 6 and you're a size 20

>>5299771
>Were you ever trying to reason with me in the first place?
You started to think I was that slut so I thought I might as well roll with it.

>>5299780
>You started to think I was that slut
I didn't think of anything like that.
I was simply saying that /a/ doesn't want Virgins because they've kept their hymen.

>>5299772
Aww yeah. That bitch got fucking told.

>>5299785
Yeah watherever lol, you'd never get to fuck anyway.

So the thread is trolls trolling trolls now?

>>5299792
Hahaha I can't fucking believe this.

>>5299792
And again you resort to insults.
I don't see much reason to continue talking to you.

I love how /a/ does the online equivalent of pulling the hair of a girl you like. It's adorable, not gonna lie.

>>5299727
>Trinitron
Sounds like a man of good taste.

>>5299796
You're still not getting it do you

>>5299799
I don't care enough to think properly in a debate with a person like you.

>>5299797
>whiteknighting
Sup /tg/

LOL
OBESE LOLITAS
OBESE /a/broswers

it's like a match made in heaven.
now kiss and make up

>>5299801
Sure, whatever, I've had my fun, so go back to wherever you came from.

>>5299770
>Doesn't realise that the artificial upadjustment for the age only exists because of Christian hellholes.

>>5299810
I think I'll stick around awhile.
But I will eventually, see you later.

>>5299633
Can I be your boyfriend? [spoiler]Please? ;_;[/spoiler]

>>5299804
>Whiteknighting
I never defended a girl, all I said was the fact that /a/ takes time out of their day to continue essentially calling a girl a "poopyhead", shows that much like a child on a playground, you wish for the attention of the female you are teasing. It's like real life tsundere. Whiteknighting would be if I said something like "hey, stop insulting that pure maiden, you are just jelly of how attractive she is" or something.

/v/ here

Just keep the Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy fangirl shit to a minimum and we're cool.

>>5299810
Not him but you did kinda miss his point.

Going back to the wanting a virgin, the reason /a/ generally want virgins isn't because of the feeling of fucking someone who hasn't done it before, but it's because /a/nons have a fetish for faithfulness and devotion. They don't want their feelings to be hurt because they exposed themselves to a woman who leaves them for another man.

>>5299816
Sure, ain't no thang sweetie. Just send me 10 bucks over paypal and I'd let you pop my chicken skinned cherry anytime.

Have you guys ever cosidered that it is not only the physical features girls dig, but our drive, determination and passion for self-improvement? You think being /fit/ is easy? Everybody wants to look good naked, nobody wanna lift no heavy weights and watch their diet mon.

U MAD?

Fucking shit guys. Every board I go to is full of this shit. No one wants /cgl/. Its full of fat cunts and bitches. The ronery virgins don't get that yet.

>>5299831
Shouldn't you be posting on /a/ or /v/ with that?

>>5299831
Looking like Hulk is not looking good.

>>5299819
Nope you're still doing it.
>some cutting broad whines about not having dicks in her vagina (because women for some reason cannot imagine living without that feel when being cummed inside)
>wants to make an attention whore thread on /a/
>/a/nons come here to put bitch back in her place
>a "distant observer" from a different land (=board) comes to "completely objectively" point out what great injustice has been done with his world class intellect metaphors
>gets called out as whiteknight
>no I'm not whiteknight I just find it funny which is why I came to a board populated with attention whoring sluts to begin with
It always ends the same.

>>5299838
and this

we don't want some pathetic cunts who have to dress up because it gives them the power, or fat landwhales who masturbate their internet ego here with their incredibly clever counter troll dissing

why is it so fucking hard that to comprehend that a male would want a 2D drawing rather than you
even the /fit/izens would surely agree, maybe they'd pick the two or three to group fuck into oblivion, but shit on the rest, you're not on their level
seagulls indeed

>>5299825
that's so pathetic expeting a girl to love them forever, and selfish on top of them, not only do they not deserve it it is also typicical portrayal of male chauvinism
>>5299855
>>5299866
>girls are smelly roflmao XD

>>5299871
>that's so pathetic expeting a girl to love them forever, and selfish on top of them, not only do they not deserve it it is also typicical portrayal of male chauvinism
I'm sure you could be considered pathetic by many people for many different reasons as well.

>>5299855
Yeah, that's why the front page always has one of these threads 24/7 (hell we have 3 right now). You guys totally don't want attention. I am gonna stop replying, you're gonna come back with a witty retort, but we both know how badly you wish for someone to reply because you want a girl's attention for five seconds.

>>5299871
forgot my sage, sorry

>>5299879
>I'm sure you could be considered pathetic by many people for many different reasons as well.
what because I don't play your stupid video games or because I waste water on personal hygiene?

>>5299901
>sage
>on a board this slow moving

>>5299901
And yet again you resort to insults, and about things you have no idea about.
This is one of the things I would call pathetic about you.

>>5299871
that's so pathetic expeting a guy to be loyal forever, and selfish on top of them, not only do they not deserve it it is also typicical portrayal of female double standards.

/diy/ is pretty awesome. The users there are generally nice, knowledgeable, and very helpful. I've seen some stuff the users built themselves and they are fantastic.

/fit/ can provide you with some pretty damn good information on fitness, I'm getting shredded just because that board taught me right and motivated the fuck out of me. However the users are mostly retarded and have dumbed down the board.

Don't browse any of the other boards, but I have posted on /g/ a couple of times with questions and they truly are /g/entlemen.

>>5299816
Was I trying too hard and ruined my chances?

/g/ is full of pretentious dickheads who mock you if you don't appreciate their handwired computer/audiophile piles of shit
/fa/ is full of snobby sissies who turn their noses at anything pratical or sensible, it has to be expensive ~*unique*~
/fit/ is full of meatheads who degrade anyone who doesn't admire their physique or isn't cut like them (note how I said cut and not fit, we all need to be fit)
/v/ is full of "hurdcorez" gamers who spend their rent money on joysticks or modified controls so they can enter in a tournament in some hot and sweaty basement and end up losing to some 40 year old neckbeard.
/co/ is full of neckbeards (who may or may not be fat) who will shove their foot down your neck if you don't worship Stan Lee. They also fap to the ONE nippleslip in ONE column in some pre1970 spiderman comic book
/tg/, need I say more? They're 29 year old losers who live in their moms basements who play Dungeons and Dragons when they're not getting their education (at ITT tech)
/diy/ is full of hipster knowitalls who "want to be off the grid" despite the fact that they're using a public image board that REQUIRES them to "be on The Grid". Practices advertised here are impractical, stupid, and a waste of time.
/a/ is full of whiny faggots who worship their japanese cartoon "waifus" and flip tits if you have an opposing opinion to their GLOOORIOUS taste in cartoons. They say it's a personal choice to love cartoons instead of real women, but the fact is is that they never had a chance with them. Hence "3DPD"
/jp/ is full of japanphiles who worship GLORIOUS NIPPON and only want NIHONGURU WOMENRU and believe any other country is shit (despite the fact that many of them have never been or lived in Japan). They also have onaholes of random japanese pornstars.

Your list is shit, enjoy your inbreeding of faggotry

I would say /d/ is awesome, but then again its mostly not worksafe and it can take a while between the serious threads.

>>5300039
Everything was ok except for /jp/, I bet you've never been there.

Believe it or not, /h/ has more women than men browsing it. It's nuts.

>>5300057

I'm sorry, what was that about me being wrong about /jp/?

>>5300060
All the men went back to /hc/

>>5300066
I don't see how that has anything to do with what you said.

>>5300071

Need anymore?

>>5300039

>>5300039
But if you were to rate the amount of criticism you've said to each board, you'd get the same list. Except you'd obviously put /soc/ on top.

This thread gave me a headache, I hate all of you

>>5300039
>They say it's a personal choice to love cartoons instead of real women, but the fact is is that they never had a chance with them.
Christ, you are extremely buttfrustrated about this issue. Why is it so hard to comprehend that fapping to a two dimensional Chinese cartoon takes less effort than catering to every need of some randum "special snowflake" of a girl (read: slut) who will inevitably ditch you anyway. And I'd say that at least 33% of the waifufags are non-virgins, and even the ones that are did have chances.

Heck, even Komeiji once had a chance to bang his extremely hot big titted childhood jailbait friend when he got drunk *after partying hard* (luckily his other friend saved him and prevented the sex to keep his purity for his waifu).

>sister has a pretty attractive friend, she introduces us and we hit it off
>at first we would text eachother just to get a feel for things
>time went on and eventually I manned up and asked her out to a movie. She wanted to see the new Twilight film.
>i endured the two hours by shovelling movie nachos down my hole
>Twilight film worked though, for some reason when we got out of there she had this glint in her eye
>soon as we return to her place she's all over me
>as we tussle back and fourth in the hallway her hand slides down my side
>she reaches into my pocket and discovers the spaghetti
>I freeze in place, before I can explain my bowels let loose a sound akin to the sounds of Greek Gods fighting the Titans
>she asks "What in the hell was that?" as spaghetti is now freely streaming from my pockets
>I blow it off as nothing and move forward to embrace her again the sudden shift in my body takes it's toll
>the ground begins to shake around us
>men and women on the street begin to float away, leaving nothing but their clothing behind, the rapture was at hand
>my date was too entangled in knee-deep spaghetti acting as ropes to save her
>a loud screech erupted from my anus, shattering all the glass in the apartment
>the screech went from ear splitting to a low rumble after a moment to finally my hole had become a wind tunnel
>She screamed in horror as I doubled over from the expulsion, the gaseous force causing us to rocket skate across the room
>at nearly mach 3 we collide with her cat sending it flying, some say it's with god now others say it relives it's final moments endlessly as it's own personal hell
>all the oxygen in the room has is gone, it's only methane at the point where we collide into her oven
>a large explosion rips through her neighborhood, sending me flying skywards
>I break through the stratosphere and ascend into the heavens as Armageddon wars below

Bitches love Twilight.

>>5300126

I hate all the boards, /soc/ is the bimbo trailertrash sister of /b/ that's filled with underaged faggots

>>5300146

Saving your ~*purity*~ for a japanese cartoon. That's pathetic beyond belief. More like they had to hold him back from raping her because that would be the only girl he would ever screw

The Official Get Bitches List
1. /fit/
2. /sp/ (watching sports=/=playing sports[if you do you probably go to /fit/ more], but you can get girls by doing this)
3. /fa/
4. /mu/
5. /v/
6. /diy/ & /g/
7. /tg/
8. /co/
9. /b/
10./cgl/
11. /soc/
12. /r9k/
Bottom /a/ (that 3DPD)

you know its true

dumping /fit/fags

vescetti

>>5300193
i'll help, bumping with aesthetics

funkysalad

tveye

intercostalbro

>>5300221
>>5300212
>>5300209
>>5300205
>>5300193
Naw, fit isn't gay at all

>>5300226
what are you implying? straight guys can't look good?

aznbro

>>5300226
These guys are probably so boring i doubt gay guys would fuck them.

>>5300232
Implying nothing, you're the one who keeps a collection of photos of half naked men posing.

>>5300234
not everyone who goes on /fit/ is male, js

>>5300226
>>5300234
diff anon here
being comfortable with your sexuality and admiring those who have a better body(one that you hope to acquire) is gay? I'll dump my /fit/ girls folder if you want. Yea there is some(well more than some) gayness in /fit/ but bashing it as only gay because some of the anons there have and are accomplishing more than you can and look better than you is childish.

>almost 2012
>bashing people because of possible homosexuality

>>5300243
>2011
>not just admitting you're gay

>>5300236
lapdog