if SOPA passes i can probably sue this board!

Ib4 250+ post

if that girl is from /cgl/ i take back every landwhale reference i made to /cgl/

too bad she's just a hot raver

If you're /fit/, I'm free with airfare. Cooked breakfast is complimentary curtesy of me.

Other boards? $20 a bj with pearl necklace, $25 for swallow, $75 to fuck, $300 for basic brolita roleplay fuck(Bodyline outfit fees), $600 for sexy burando brolita coord roleplay fuck(complimentary breakfast cooked with this package to complete the fantasy).

>>5298467

>>5298467
>blakeryan
man/10 would not bang

>>5298467
how about a salad and you keep your greasey fat fuck tears off of my loro piana cashmere throws

>>5298489
What, /fit/ is too pussy for steak and eggs for breakfast? Enjoy your salad, faggot.

Also, I'm not fat, greasy, nor do I want tears to stain my Versace shirt. Though I can cry on command if you're into that thing.

>>5298505
/fit/ here. Stats: 6'3'', 220 lbs, 15% bodyfat. U mirin? If so, feel free to contact me. Did I mention that I'm alo a well paid copy writer at a renowned advertising agency? Yeah that's right, true alpha.

>>5298558
Did I mention I'm a hot 6'0/157lb blonde German,/reasonably fit/, good cook, and an established young fashion designer who's willing to make your brotein shakes, put up with your bipolar roid emotions, and suck your dick any time? cum at me, brah

>>5298578
Du kommst auch von hier? ziemlicher zufall. Wäre vielleicht in der Tat interessant sich kennen zu lernen.

>>5298590
As turned on as I get when guys speak in tongues to me, my tongue should be the busy one.

Also, my family cut off the language from the 2 recent generations when they moved to America. The accent is heavy, and I did pick up that.

>>5298616
>2 generations american
>still claims to be german
MURRICA

fucking greasy hamburger eating whores, I'm back off to my squats

I'm mexican midget from /vp/, how much ?

>>5298616
I see. Too bad, since I assumed you were still living here in Germany. Would have been interesting then.

HEY GAIS WUTS GOIN ON IN THIS THR--

>Blakeryan whoring himself out
>this time literally

>>5298650
wait...that was a guy?

>>5298558
Can you wwebsite as on the Internet?

>>5298424
I wonder. Does she hope for someone to fuck her, or is she a tease?

>>5298669
huh?

what would you want to do? basic bj with condom?

>>5298733
yes

Who wanna see a picture of my dick?

I want you to wear a blindfold and sing me a song, while I throw slices of sandwich meat at you (that is not a euphemism). How is your singing?