aw thanks :3

>>5295072
You disgust /a/ almost as much as 3DPD, you are no longer one of us.

>>5295078

What's wrong with him wanting to be normal?

WH- WHAT? WHAT RANKIN'
IS /V/ IN IT?

If /a/ were less assholes to women, we could move you guys up to 2nd~

>>5295092
3DPD SCUM

This is even more disgusting than the ranking itself.

>>5295092
why the hell would anyone want to fuck a diseased sow like the ones on this board?

Nice try, /a/ would never give up their waifu for 3DPD

>>5295091
/v/ is number 9, between /soc/ and /r9k/

I never got the whole "waifu" thing, you can't touch her, you're just talking to some stupid drawing, just find some girls similar to your activates, /a/.

/a/ here
D-Don't start thinking I'm happy or anything. I-It's not like I care what you 3D pigs think. I-I'm just glad you think so highly of me... T-That's all... bakas...

>>5295106
>girl
>tolerable
>likes anime
>at least 5/10
If I could find someone who met all four of those categories, I'd be entirely willing to be in a relationship with them.

>>5295115
>pick two

speak for youself

dont fucking put us in your shit

if you want 3DPD you can get out of /a/

anyone who likes 3DPD is not part of /a/

if you want to look pathetic go ahead, stop draggin /a/ into this

>/fit/
>/fa/
>/mu/
How about you shallow whores just go to a bar and get raped, cause that's clearly what you are seeking.

>/jp/
>on the list AT ALL

clearly you sluts have never ventured outside of this shithole

>>5295106
You really need to work on your sentence structure.

>>5295123

>he thinks he speaks for the whole of /a/

>>5295107
We know what "Stupid" means.
DOWN TO FIVE

>>5295106
So, how's your first day on 4chan?

>OP thinks he speaks for the whole of /a/

fuck off

>>5295132
>We know what "Stupid" means.
Apparently you don't know what "tsun" means, unfortunately. [spoiler]But I still love you[/spoiler]

This is exactly what deserves the 3DPD, it's all a bunch of hypocritical sluts.

>>5295072
>I-I..I would gladly get rid of my 2D waifu for you 3D women right now.

Haha, everyone point and laugh at this baka.

You do not have a snake tail or a forked/elongated tongue, therefore you will never sexually satisfy me.
-/a/

ITT: /a/ being tsundere

>>5295149
/a/ is only tsun. There is no dere for these whales.

>>5295072

TRAITOR

How can you abandon your waifu?!

>>5295106
Impossible.

>>5295072

You disgust me. Your waifu is more pure than any 3D slut, especially the ones on 4chan.

>>5295124

Wow, very unpredictable. It's like /cgl/ are all bitches & whores.

Oh god please stop this shit already!

/a/ here, this guy is either a troll from /sp/, or an exceptional pathetic faggot.

We still strongly dislike you.
Sage for common courtesy.

>>5295072
You touched me too, /cgl/. I never knew... you felt that way for us. Here, have a rose.

>>5295152
>I-it's not like I-I'm here because I l-like you or anything, bakas! I-I just clicked on the wrong board by chance and decided to post.

>>5295106
>he doesnt set a pic of his waifu to fullscreen then give her a goodnight kiss before bed every night to feel the warm screen on your lips and pretend its her

>/a/ gets mad because I want to date an actual woman

I hate this 2D waifu crap, she'll never return my feelings nor is she ever going to tell me that she loves me.

I'd rather find a woman that can return my love and a woman that I can actually speak to.

>>5295174

Christ that's just really sad, does /a/ really do pathetic stuff like that?

/a/ here. We hate everyone. That means you too. OP is a fag­got.

/a/ it's ok if you're an asshole in your board, but in real life I hope you don't act like that.

>>5295179
We have to pay a price for perfection. If you want to settle for less so you can hear her clammy 3D voice and feel her clammy 3D touch, then you are no /a/non.

>>5295179
You should be able to talk to anyone, unless you're autistic or something.

>>5295182
Someone post the christmas 2011 pic. I would but I'm on my laptop at the moment.

>>5295184
/v/ here

We have everything and anything in every possible way including ourselves.

ESPECIALLY VIDEOGAMES.

>>5295182
I dont know [spoiler]Im from /v/[/spoiler]

>>5295091

Now the thread, with almost 650 replies
>>5292497

a taste of cgl.jpg

>>5295185
/a/ is not like that IRL. They just watched too much Toradora and Zero no tsukaima and know only tsundere-like kind of love.

>>5295185

Most of them don't, I'm on /a/ and I know they're sick of this 2D waifu stuff and secretly just want to find a real woman that's similar to her.

>>5295199
They just want a "pure" girl, and outside of 2D it is nearly impossible to find one older than 12 years olds

Please don't include /jp/ in your date rankings. Unlike the rest we actually have standards.

Let's say that I abandon my waifu for a /cgl/ girl, would any of you girls think about dating me?

>>5295203
they all left by now, this is currently just weeaboos and virgins and smallpenismuscles trolling eachother

this is retarded.

>>5295179
There's a problem though, what if the women have husbandos?

I may post regulary here but I am loyal to my husbando.

>>5295203

Of course, if you're a nice guy then we can date.

>>5295203
Who said you would need to abandon your waifu?

>>5295179
You're missing the point. The idea isn't to just find some girl you like and go 'oh, my waifu, 3D is PD'.

People who actually take the waifu mentality seriously (though I prefer not to use the word since everyone has a different meaning for it) came across a character that they genuinely admire and are attracted to more than anyone else.

I have nothing against real women, I don't go around screaming '3DPD'. What I do is love a particular character more than I've loved anyone real or fictional. I don't care that she can't reciprocate it, I'm just happy I know of her.

>>5295189

/v/ doesn't HATE, it's just... dissatisfied. /v/ wants gaming to be so much, as it has meant so much to them, but to see it in it's current form is heartbreaking. Then they just exaggerate their contempt into seething rage because it's the internet and why not.

>>5295192

It does seem odd that spoilers don't work here. I mean, sure, this board isn't about storylines of things, but neither is /r9k/ and they had spoilers the last time I checked.

why do you all take this rating thing so seriously?

are you all stupid or what?

>>5295072
/fit.izen here
feels unwanted being cgl's first choice, we dont fuck hambeasts

>>5295213

But you have to think that's just completely sad, man..

I mean wouldn't it just be better that you get out of the house and find a woman with your similar hobbies, instead of wasting your entire life loving something that might not even love you in real life?

You have to take some risks in life, pal. I hate how /a/ thinks women are some unknown creature that can't like what they like.

>>5295227

/a/ are just losers, I think we need to update that dating rank and make them dead last from this thread alone.

I have no problem with guys from /a/ if they give the 3DPD thing a break as >>5295185 said.

A few days ago we had some guys from /a/ here and they were nice, one of them was specially sweet.

>>5295182
>>5295188
>/a/

>>5295226
Correction.
>we don't fuck women
Fucking newfag. Those sluts don't deserve our perfect godly bodies. Just like the Ancient Spartans knew, women are ultimately nothing but disgusting under-men, even if they are the necessary evil that we have to commit if we want to reproduce.

>>5295233
>one of them was specially sweet.
Tell us about it/

>>5295231

No no, we're not doing that, /a/ are very sweet unlike /v/ that DESERVE to be nearly last.

I just think they're a bit obsessed with the waifu gag

>>5295227
If I come across a woman I like as much or more in real life, I would try to date her.

It might happen, but until then, I don't want to, since there's no-one I love more than pic related.

>>5295072
You do realize it was supposed to be just a joke, right?

>>5295236
God.. Goddamn...

Another /a/ here. I'm open to either 2D or 3D, considering I don't have a waifu. I would totally be willing to take on a /cgl/ that isn't a weeaboo or hambeast if they were willing to accept me as well. I'm actually a pretty normal, caring, charismatic guy outside of my geeky hobbies, but it's impossible finding a 3D that's not a money grubbing whore that will break your heart after you let them in. I have my own reasons for hating 3D right now.

>wanting 3dpd cosplaying sluts
>not getting a dragon dildo and a waifu pillow

>>5295231
So you didn't like my flowers? [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
>>5295169

You are mean, /cgl/

>>5295243

You see 40%, I like you from what you're saying, you would likely receive a date from me.

>>5295236
Good fucking god. Isn't almost twice as long as last year.

>/fit/
>/fa/
>/mu/
certainly seems a bit shallow...
though fashion is understandable since its basically cosplay

>>5295243

>If I come across a woman I like as much or more in real life, I would try to date her.

Great answer.

From how you talk, I know you'll get a cute girl in your future, just remember to remove the "waifu" stuff.

/a/non here. I wouldn't touch no real life woman or man even if my life depended on it. I wouldn't leave my perfvect waifu for anything. I have been a kissless virgin for 28 years and that ain't gonna change.

>>5295174
I thought I was the only one doing that.

>>5295195
Why is /soc/ even on there?

>>5295248

You realize that at least 90% of those are fake, right? As in, most of them just pulled up a picture of a character in a series they like, dimmed the lights, and then took a picture of the screen as they held food in front of it. I can't imagine that all of the people involved in that collage are seriously the type that would kiss their screen goodnight.

>>5295236
Ahaha, the exact same Noel picture in there three times. Now that is amusing.

>>5295239
He made a cosplay thread(we seriously lack those around here) and was super polite and nice to everyone. He also helped us understand why /a/ is so tsun.

>>5295270

Christ, we don't do that. Just because we have a waifu doesn't mean we're all losers who kiss their monitor screens. The vast majority of those who participated in that collage is dead serious about their love to their waifus, but 80-90% of us can perfectly hide their power levels and pretend to be normalfags. Just without a girlfriend / virgins.

>>5295272
> He also helped us understand why /a/ is so tsun.
I'd like an explanation on this.

>>5295218
This.
Watching the thing you grew up with and is still your main hobby get systematically raped by business men is hard as fuck to watch.

>>5295267
>I have been a kissless virgin for 28 years
that feel when you gain your wizard powers.
7 years away for me

I dont understand anything...

>>5295272
You mean you have actual conversations on this board? It seems I need to visit you more often.

This was on a thread on /a/ some time ago. As stated before in this thread, they're tsundere, but think as if you were one of them just for a second: it's hard to trust a girl again after a whole life of being rejected, neglected and called weird and creepy. /a/nons can love in real life too, and probably it's exacly what they want, it's just that they forgot how to!

/a/ and /cgl/ getting along? Never thought I'd see the day...
>>5295260
Waifus seem to slowly be turning into a mainstream thing over on /a/.

>>5295272
>>5295277
>>5295249 This poster

/a/ is tsun because of past experiences. Like I've had, but a lot have clammed up because of other indirect issues that force them to not take the plunge again. I know I'm one of them. Although I took the plunge many many times. It always ended up hurting.

>>5295238
>implying /fit/ isn't the most hetero board on all of /a/

This whole entire thread is pathetic. I'm sad that I get clumped in with people like you all because of what I like. You're all acting like fucking children.

>>5295288
>>on all of /a/
what.

This thread is disgusting, any of you waifu betraying bastards could as well just stay here because you're not welcomed back home.

Sincerely yours,
/a/

>>5295277
If I remember correctly he said it was because many people from /a/ are very depressed and lonely so they do these things in the internet to vent, the other reason he gave was basically trolling.

I am fucking sickened by this thread.

Especially 40%, you're a official traitor of /a/ and you better not even DARE to return.

>>5295296
As an /a/non, I can confirm this. I can barely talk back in real life so I use /a/ to vent and act more hostile than I normally would. Nobody on /a/ takes it seriously so /cgl/ shouldn't either.

>>5295283
The board is like 80% female, we love talking.

>>5295284
>implying a girl like that exists
I'd make a very detailed explanation on why all that is bullcrap, but since nobody here cares, I won't bother.

>>5295303

Yeah this, but a lot do take their waifu's seriously. How long have you been on /a/?

>>5295257
>>5295264
Aww, thank you!

>>5295284
forgot how to love or never knew how to love?

It's this board. This board that is so full of promiscuous sluts who have premarital sex that once you enter here you immediately catch the whore germs. It makes you want to betray your most loved one for 3DPD, for used goods. Oh shit I better leave right now, I might not be immune to this witchcraft either.

>>5295306
>>5295306
Nerdy girls do exist, it's just you set your standards too damn high, just like girls that won't accept nothing less than a Disney prince

So many tsundere men around me, I want them all.

>>5295307
>but a lot do take their waifu's seriously
I was talking about people not taking the hostility seriously. How the fuck did you think of waifus? [spoilerfon'tworkoncgl]Guilty conscience on your part, maybe?[/spoilersdon'tworkoncgl]

>>5295314
>durp a derp a diddly dooo

I expect shit like this from /v/

>>5295319
>I'm a slut who has been fucked by so many black cocks that I can't come up with any good arguments

>>5295303
Huh, that's weird. As strange as it sounds, I am just as loudmouthed and insulting to everybody IRL too. Oddly enough, no one ever punched me in the face for it, even though I'm not exactly a macho looking negro.

Do you like short hair or long hair on a guy?

>>5295315

Yeah lots of people have unrealistic expectations.

/v/ here

Why are you people being nice to /a/ when you basically told us /v/irgins to die in the other thread? We're just as good(or bad) as them.

>>5295314

Wasn't there an entire thread on /v/ about guys saving their piss in coke bottles under the bed for months and months until it got all congealed and disgusting?

Okay so a few girls have problems down there, whatever, it happens. This seriously got blown out of proportion. Not shaving isn't some sort of sacrilege, discharge, as long as its clear, is totally normal.

The girls with smegma or whatever should obviously go to a doctor but most of that image seems not as bad as everyone thinks.

>>5295326

Personally, I've never seen long hair work on anyone that isn't 2D. It usually looks like shit, but then again I think most guys with long hair don't care for it properly.

>>5295330
because their thread wasn't
for(;;)
{

cout << "LOL SLUTS";

}

>>5295309
The fuck are you doing here faggot?

>>5295317

No actually. I don't have a waifu, although I do understand the concept. I just miss read the context of your post. Shit like this is the reason I'm still single though. Even on 4chan, after 3 other posts in this thread, and this is the only one that gets a reply. ;_;

>>5295332
>Not shaving isn't some sort of sacrilege, discharge, as long as its clear, is totally normal
And this is why 3D IS pig disgusting.

>>5295314
>>5295314
>When I hit puberty I was making buckets of mucus. Take off panties, they're heavy with mucus

>>5295339
Ok we get it. You have ridiculous double standards and it's hilarious.

>>5295326
IF he has the face for it and IF he takes good care of it, and IF the hair is cut in a flattering way, long hair on a man is very attractive IMO.

Ladies
>implying there are any left
Should guys shave/trim their ass and penis?

>>5295335

What about emohair?

>>5295330
Because /v/ is underage and immature and /a/, though it trolls /cgl/ on its own board, is rather polite when the occasional /a/non visits here, which seems to be how most /a/nons act when separated from the group. The only time /a/ trolls /cgl/ is when most of them come over here, and it's normally when other boards like /v/ and /co/ are involved too. Plus, we share similar interests with /a/.

>>5295345
Trim if you want but never, ever shave. Shaving is too prepubescent. (unless you're into that)

>>5295338
I'll reply to this one as well to make you feel better.

>>5295345
my ass hair is longer than my beard and the hair on my head.

>>5295343
>implying penile discharge

>>5295343
I don't really give a fuck as women are usually the ones with the heaviest double standards. It doesn't matter though because I can live with 2D that is utter perfection, a real girl will never be like that. I don't want to get hurt by a whore who sooner or later will cheat on me because all she wants is big cocks and money.

>>5295345
Yes. There ain't no girl that likes to do a fellatio in a hornet's nest, sweetie.

>>5295345
It depends on your partner. Just like everything sexual.

>>5295337
Is me being here bad?

>>5295350
>too prepubescent
>half of this board dresses like lolis

>>5295351

I think I like /cgl/ now. Are you girls always this nice?

>>5295345
Yes.
I'm not trimming unless you are.

>>5295350
That shouldn't be a problem since this an ageplay fashion board.

>>5295359
>unless you're into that

>>5295355
If a relationship isn't working out, you break up. It's not that fucking complicated.

Hey /a/
The world isn't as cruel as you make it out to be, try to be more positive about things. I think it'd help you guys in many aspects of your lives.

>>5295367
Sorry, my idea of love doesn't work like that.

>>5295358
Yes, go away.
>Hypocrite faggot who thinks he's better than us, posts and faps to /cgl/.
Disgusting.

>>5295362
You may be surprised to know this, but girls are usually just as nice as boys, and just as mean as boys too. Just in different ways.

>>5295349
>implying you're not just too beta to tell someone to fuck off.
I was like this too, the moment i started acting confident and not being overly polite women flocked to me like crazy. There is a reason /fit/ and /fa/ are top of /cgl/s list, it's because women are shallow. They don't care if you share their interests they have ugly beta friends who will never get to touch them for that.

>>5295367
Don't bother replying to him, it's pointless.

>>5295349
THIS.
/cgl/ isn't interested in /v/

It's quite funny to see the language differences between /v/, /a/ and /cgl/.

On /a/ you get honest, often intelligent answers but shrouded in a cloak of shitposting, insulting and trolling while /cgl/ is very nice how they write but the actual content of the answers is rather naive.

and /v/ is just shit

>>5295373
Pretty sure he meant "you girls on /cgl/", not "every girl ever".

Tip to the women:
If you want any of our cocks or those of our brother boards, get a dragon dildo, for this is the embodiment of our universal fetish.

-/v/

>>5295373
No, girls are way meaner they fuck with you psychologically they plan for the long run men dont do that we will vent and then its done with.

>>5295369
Love portrayed in the media is bullshit. Passion fades and the best thing you can hope for is a life long friendship.

>>5295374
As opposed to men who always date ugly, beta women. You know.

Pretty much all the boards hate /v/, after all it's the new /b/. But /a/ hates /cgl/ too because it's so full of malicious cunts so there.

>>5295381

>implying every post in this thread isn't shit

>>5295343
I think he's just pointing out it's genuinely disgusting. Compared to 2D characters, who are perfect in this matter.

>>5295368

>The world isn't as cruel as you make it out to be

Have you ever finally found love after 21 years, and then after being led on by that woman for months until you find out that she was just using you because you treaded her nice, yet went back to her boyfriend once he cam back from the oil rigs? Fuck that, the world is a harsh place.

>>5295373
I understand that, I have a few great friends that are girls, but it's the relationships that hurt.

>>5295381
>On /a/ you get honest, often intelligent answers but shrouded in a cloak of shitposting, insulting and trolling
Now I feel bad ;_;

/a/ has such and innocent and naive view on love....

I want to mindbreak them.

>>5295372
>who thinks he's better than us, posts and faps to /cgl/.
But I don't post here regularly and I don't think I'm better than anyone.

>>5295374
>21
>old
You've got time. Stop being so emo.

>>5295390

Are you really gonna let one person ruin billions of other people for you? That's honestly crazy.

>>5295398
How many guys have you slept with?

>>5295398

>one person.

Was this the first person that I actually loved? I guess. I don't really know anymore. But I have had plenty of relationships, all have ended bad.

>>5295392
>/a/ has such and innocent and naive view on love....
Not true. We had an innocent and naive view on love but we lost it due to experience. Most of /a/ is a jaded and frustrated version of a hopeless romantic, myself very much included. I've lost any hope of being in a relationship and I am happy with mai waifu. It's not that I don't think good girls don't exist, it's just I believe they, like good men, are few and far between and I'll never be fortunate enough to meet one and have her reciprocate.

>>5295398

None at all, why?

>>5295403
Just checking, don't ever lose your purity like most girls on this board.

>>5295395
>pretending to be a nice guy hoping it would get him laid with the local females
My god, you're so pathetic and gullible.

>>5295401
Well then you need to change your life view. Right now it's just harming you.

>>5295405
She wasn't replying to that post, you know . . .

I love /a/, but they will never live me back. Because I'm a filthy 3dpd.

>>5295405
>sex with a virgin
>good
Stop reading manga. Seriously you're too fucking stupid to read. Yeah they're nice stories but they're total bullshit

I'm 22 years old, it's impossible to find a virgin girl who's not underage and a hambeast.

>>5295408
>it's just harming you
I don't see how it is harming me. I don't need to be in a relationship with a 3D girl to be happy or to enjoy life. I also don't see why I need to change my life view when, as far as I can see, it is entirely correct. People, in general, suck a great deal, regardless of their gender.

>>5295408
But its actually keeping him safe. Keep that wall up bro no skank will ever hurt you or take advantage of you again.

>>5295412
*love

when does the "/v/ raids /cgl/" bullshit end?
It's kind of boring, so go back to your own board

>>5295401
Can I just ask you to be open to new people? You don't even need to look for them.

>>5295406
But I was explaining how I love Kuroneko...?

We have had time to analyze the world, and it certainly does suck. We as a civilization will be unable to achieve Type 1 status due to the current administration of the world. And it will never change within our lifetime.

>>5295414
Sorry to hear you're a slut who only think sex as some kind of performance. I don't want anyone who's been ruined by another man's dick, in that case I could as well fuck an actual man.

>>5295420

I actually get to have a conversation about a touchy subject that's close to me on a board that actually like talking. No. Fuck you.

>>5295421
>Can I just ask you to be open to new people?
Of course you can. I will definitely be open to new people, just cautious. I'll always be a hopeless romantic, no matter how jaded I become.

>>5295401
This

Romantics can not survive in contemporary society.

as another bro said, keep that wall up.

>>5295415
I'm a virgin girl that's 19 and size 8, although I'd count as a hambeast on /cgl/ 'cause I'm "skinnyfat"......

>>5295414
No one is implying that it's good. We just want our girls to be pure and loving only us and no one else.


Which is why we're all forever virgins. You can't remain in a truly loving relationship with a cute girl for more than 10 years.

>>5295416
Sure you don't need a girl to be happy but don't close your self off to possibilities. Learning how to deal with emotional shocks will help you in life.

>>5295412
I love you, anonymous. In a platonic way.

I don't get /a/'s mentality.
>One girl fucked me over
>All women are the essence of evil

Yes, some women are bitches. Yes, sometimes relationships don't work out. Yes, there will always be women who consider themselves "too good" for you.

You just don't realize the same is true genderflipped. You focus on the tiny differences between sexes and blow them out of proportion, read yourselves full with pseudo-science biology and internet expert psychology and then ignore all historical circumstances explaining the facts brought up (ex. no, there aren't as many inventions by women, but guess how long they've been allowed to work in science), and especially ignoring all the similarities between genders, as if we were two entirely different species.

>>5295429

>19
>virgin

then you have an ugly face

>>5295430
Sex does not change a person.

>>5295415
22 y/o here I know that feel bro I dont mind if theyve been with other men but when they talk about how many I pass on that.

>>5295429
If you had a B cup or smaller then I'd date you, assuming you had good taste in anime.

>>5295437
Oh, yes it does. Sex ruins people and relationships. Once a good girl has sex she becomes a cock hungry slut.

>>5295435
Yeah men and women are more alike then ever.

>>5295437
STD do.

>>5295435

>One girl fucked me over

This is not always true as I've said before.

Do you know how hard it is trying to find someone that's right for you in the real world when all of your passions are scrutinized and have a huge stigma attached to them? I'm sure you do know this.

>>5295431
I'll never close myself off to possibilities. I'll always be keeping an eye out, even if I have one closed and screaming "I'm not listening" with my fingers jammed in my ears.

>>5295435
Now see the main difference is that as a girl, you are actually eligible and have it much easier to be with the other gender. Don't even try to deny this fact.

While as a male, especially a nerdy "beta" you have to try really hard to get into a relationship. so when, as the anon in the example, after 21 years (!) you finally manage to find one (!) girl and she fucks you over, this will have a much bigger impact.

>>5295442
I seriously hope you don't believe this garbage.

>>5295442
I..
/a/ is so bizarre that I honestly don't know when it's trolling or not.

So much normalfag, it fucking hurts.

>>5295422

And how you would dump her for 3D..?

>>5295449

This x9000

>>5295451

He does not speak for all of /a/

>>5295437
Sex doesn't change a person, promiscuity does. And for me a girl(or a man) who has sex outside a relationship is promiscuous, then again if she has had multiple boyfriends I can't help but think if she doesn't take relationship very seriously. Ideal is that you have sex with the same person for the rest your life.

>>5295435
Exactly, it's like they only notice the shittiest people.

Do you guys know that picture of the girl asking how to make money for cosplay and lolita? When one of them said she was using a guy for money like 10 people replied she was being a huge cunt, but guess what, those 10 replies didn't make to your picture, only the one from the cunt.

>>5295460
How many guys have you slept with?

>>5295456
>He does not speak for all of /a/
I'll second this.

I feel like athens is in this thread.

>mfw posting with anons who may be female is the most contact you had with a girl in 3 years

>>5295457

Yeah and those people are easy to spot. I think high school is really fucking up people these days.

>>5295460
>it's like they only notice the shittiest people.
Because there's no one else to notice. Not where I live anyway. And even if there was, I doubt they'd take any notice in me.

>>5295457
>Sex doesn't change a person, promiscuity does

This. The rest is a bit too much for me, but I agree on this. We don't want a 100% pure virgin girl, it's fine if she had sex with a past boyfriend/s. But when I hear stuff like 18 year olds that have slept with over 10 guys I lose all interest.

Men are pretty often heavy romantics, know this girls. There are the guys that fuck every girl they can get their hands on, but a lot prefer a good, long lasting relationship.

>>5295472
No one said meeting cool people was easy but it's not impossible. I'm not suggesting that you become a door mat for a legion of dickheads.

All I want is a girl who isn't a drug addict and alcoholic. Fuck college.

>>5295473

>But when I hear stuff like 18 year olds that have slept with over 10 guys I lose all interest
>Men are pretty often heavy romantics, know this girls
>but a lot prefer a good, long lasting relationship

Are you me? I can't agree with this post more.

>>5295473

Hopefully you're re-reading this post to realize how pathetic you're sounding right now.

>>5295473
>We don't want a 100% pure virgin girl
I disagree. I'd want to date someone who is a virgin and has never had a boyfriend. If she isn't a virgin but she is worth staying with then, of course, I won't give her up, but it'd still bother me immensely. I'm just old fashioned like that, I guess.

>>5295443
Exactly. Which is part of my problem. There are no men like me. There's *only* me.

So far, I have never met, seen or heard of a girl, which would be worthy of my attention. Fucking them would he like bestiality from my point of view. No, seriously, I haven ever had a crush on any girl in my life.

And I'm not even basing anything on the visuals. It's the personality. It's always the same. Women, men, it doesn't matter. Everything about you is so predictable, so strictly conditional and logical, it feels like you're soulless machines.

>>5295480
So I might sound pathetic to you, but you know what? I don't give a fuck, because that post is my honest opinion.

>>5295478
So I'm not the only one then. Cheers bro

>>5295482

>We don't want a 100% pure virgin girl

Virgins aren't always what their made up to be. I had one who stalked me for a week after our first date. She asked me if I loved her within the first half hour. Stage 4 clinger alert.

>>5295255

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that /cgl/ doesn't use spoiler tags.

>>5295480
What's so bad about it? Fuck this world and this century, it's because of people like you there's retarded terms such as demisexual because today it's not normal when you don't want to experience everything with multiple sex partners.

>>5295484
sup aether

>>5295484
You'e so grim and dark anon, how can I ever be as cool as you?

>>5295487
>I had one who stalked me for a week after our first date. She asked me if I loved her within the first half hour. Stage 4 clinger alert.
Honestly, that situation sounds really appealing to me. A girl willing to show that much dedication is one worth keeping. When it comes to that sort of behaviour, I don't draw the line until she starts putting her blood and hair in my food.

>>5295492
See, that's what I meant.

>>5295484
>No, seriously, I haven ever had a crush on any girl in my life.
Why are you even in this thread then? Nobody is forcing you to do anything, we aren't even on /a/

>>5295489
>>5295484

>hurf durf so edgy

>>>5295484
Well that's good because you aren't ready for a relationship.

>>5295498
I'm procrastinating. And this is a lot better than watching "painting with Bob Ross".

>>5295501
How is it edgy? I think you just heard that word but don't know what it actually means.

>>5295497
Oh my gosh, he predicted what I'd do exactly! I'm swooning~


If you act like a pretentious douche, you'll get treated like one. So predictable, hurr durr.

>>5295503
Oh, I see. And when will I be ready then?

>>5295495

>Honestly, that situation sounds really appealing to me

No. Just no. Have you ever been in a station like that? It's not cool.

I just don;t get the whole "if a girl has had sex she's a slut thing". What about the women that had their first love in high school, obviously fucked their boyfriend, but as they matured they grew apart, and then you found eachother. Just because a girl isn't a virgin doesn't mean she's a slut. I don't get this shit man.

Here /a/, have this cute picture.

>>5295484
Oh. Well, then indeed it's probably better if you don't reproduce. Carry on.

>>5295511
Well it depends of their age. Obviously if she's like 24 years old it's not the same thing, but if she's only 18 and has had multiple partners then you can tell she's pretty easy.

>>5295508
With your world view, probably never. Maybe you should focus on something else. There are lots of things to do on earth.

>>5295511
Your situation is perfectly okay for the most of us, see >>5295473

>>5295511
Don't even bother, you can't expect everyone to be sensible.

>>5295511
>No. Just no. Have you ever been in a station like that? It's not cool.
I dunno. I imagine I wouldn't like it if I didn't reciprocate her feelings, but if I did, honestly it'd be kind of a turn on for me.
>"if a girl has had sex she's a slut thing"
I never said that if she had sex it meant she was a slut. I just said I'd be uncomfortable with it. Mostly because, as the hopeless romantic I am, I'm kind of font of monogamy and only being with one partner for life, even if it is unrealistic.

>>5295520
What your problem with vaginas? You know the sperm doesn't just linger in there.

>>5295445
Do you realize you just pointed out a similarity between the both /cgl/ and /a/? c: why can't we just get along? You know, besides the 3dpd thing? Can we Atleast be friends? Look, I don't hate /a/, I lurk on it occasionally, and it gives me really good laughs.

>>5295515
>>5295517
>>5295518

Ok see I can agree with you 10 fold. I just don't see why some people have to be %100 virgin pure.
>>5295520

Hopefully one day you will experience it then to understand it.

Don't forget people I'm from /a/ (male) not /cgl/.

>>5295525
>Can we Atleast be friends
>c:
No, I think we can't.

I like you /cgl/. Do you mind if I browse here more often, maybe even talk about cosplaying, even though I'm from /a/?

>>5295507
No, I didn't 'predict' exactly what you were going to say. I just knew you were going to react with hostility, because you cannot bear the idea of not being a special snowflake.

>>5295526
Then we do understand eachother.

Also pretty clear you are form /a/, again the language differences are showing.

>>5295531
/cgl/ doesn't talk about cosplay, they just blackmail other girls because they're jealous they don't as much attention. And lots of drama.

>>5295526
>Hopefully one day you will experience it then to understand it.
I doubt it, honestly. I'm resigned to the fact I'll probably end up alone and I'm okay with that. Maybe I'll adopt a kid.. who knows.

>>5295525
I don't think /a/ and /cgl/ will ever get along, but atleast some users know you can find good people in either board.

>>5295535
Sounds entertaining, none the less. Can't be worse than the shit that goes on back home on /a/.

>>5295525
At least I will hang around you guys...erm girls more often I guess. You seem quite okay.

>>5295532
Oh god the irony

>>5295533

It's interesting how the languages and customs change from board to board. No other online community has this.

>>5295538
You never know bro. It's not like I was after the one that wen't crazy over me in the first place. It kind of just happened.

>>5295445 This poster
>>5295525
Sorry I missed your post. I have no problem getting along with you girls. I'm actually really enjoying this thread.

>>5295531
God your pathetic.

>>5295545
You sure showed me now.

>>5295531
What you need to know is that /cgl/ has two mode. Nice mode and bitch mode.
You're gonna find the nice /cgl/ in the help threads and the general threads.
Btich mode in drama threads.

>>5295538

This is a mistake many guys make. You won't get a girl with that attitude, confidence is everything. Nothing makes a girl run faster than insecurity. Be more confident in yourself! There's someone out there waiting for you!

Look, /cgl/, most of /a/ do not hate you. But the legend on the internet is that a male who reaches 30 and remains a virgin becomes a wizard. We have our 2d waifus as a shield and because we like them. Sometimes you dress up as our waifu even, and that sometimes angers us and causes us to lash out as it feels like impersonation. It also may sometimes stir up feelings and may create confusion and weakness. I-It's not like we like you or anything, though. We're happy to treat you as people and talk politely, but just keep to your side of the fence.

Stay away from our wizard powers and nobody gets hurt, okay?

Oh god, this is worst than /soc/.

...No you wouldn't.

>>5295514
Don't worry, it's not hereditary. And even if I were to have children, I lost my hypothetical firstborn, secondborn and thirdborn child in a bet.

And I am a man of my word.

>>5295526
I don't think /a/nons want a virgin, it's just that they don't want a slut.

>>5295555

>confidence is everything

Fucking this. It's the only reason I have any chance left in the real world with the hobbies that I have.

>>5295550
> It's not like I was after the one that wen't crazy over me in the first place. It kind of just happened.
I wish I had your luck.

>>5295554
And that proves that:
cosplayers who make their own costumes = nice and helpful people
cosplayers who buy their costumes = bitches who are always seeking for drama

>>5295562

There is no such thing as luck bro. Read >>5295561 and >>5295555

>You won't get a girl with that attitude, confidence is everything.
Oh don't worry, I don't have this attitude in real life. I'm just sleep deprived and feeling pretty down right now. In real life I'm rather aloof and quiet but when I do talk I talk firmly.. so I guess that can be confused for confidence? Mostly it just stems from me being shy, but not in the awkward, blushing way.

>>5295554
Is there a help thread up? 'Cause I need a bit of advice on a sword, posted it in the WIP thread but no responses so far.

>>5295555
Hey, here's a thing that has been bothering me.

If we are supposed to be equal
why is it always men who have to do all the work?
Pay for the dinner? Fight for her attention? Cater to her every need?

It's just shit like this that tends to make me so angry at you.. If you're gonna dress up as someone's waifu then at least try to look like her.

>>5295570
Links to >>5295555

>>5295555
Hey now.
The reason I got with my boyfriend was because I found his shyness(note: towards other people, not towards me) and unquestioning kindness to be absolutely endearing. I felt special because I was one of the few people he didn't get awkward around.

>>5295573
*sigh*

>when they don't like it, it's chauvinism
>when they like it, it's chivalry

>>5295540
>>5295543
That's great, I'm actually tired of the narcissistic idiots from /fit/ who come here so new guys would be awesome.
And don't give too much tought to that picture's "ranking", 99% of the girls from that thread(before the shitstorm) said they wanted to date anime fans and gamers, not guys from /fit/. That ranking was probably just to piss off /v/

>>5295573
It depends on the girl but most don't go for this "Pride and Prejudice" shit.

>>5295573

/a/ here. It's fucking genetics. Women that want you to spend tons of money on them and do all the work are fucking worthless, but women want a man not a boy.

>>5295575
You act as if anime characters are recognizable by their faces at all, and not by their hair/dress.

>>5295573

>>5295570

It's a matter of time, then. Someone will appear as long as you are open to a relationship, I'm sure.

>>5295573

You don't have to. Why should you suck up to a girl that doesn't do anything for you?

>>5295585
I'm not saying they're not recognizable, I'm just saying that if you look like a man or are just fat then pick another character than a cute girl.

>>5295575
Your waifu's eye's are 4 meters in diameter.

>>5295588
>You don't have to. Why should you suck up to a girl that doesn't do anything for you?
To not die as a virgin / biggest loser on Earth.

>>5295589
Also here's what I consider as "cute" for 3DPD.

>>5295593

What's worse. Being a virgin, or being used? Stick up for yourself a bit more bro. I hate seeing my fellow /a/nons like this.

>>5295584
Then why are so many femanons attracted to effeminate boys like Justin Bieber, or any "hot" Asian guy ever.

>>5295578

But there's a difference between being shy and being insecure. I too have a kind boyfriend, he's pretty shy with people who aren't friends, but he's not a shrinking violet. I was trying to say that a defeatist attitude won't take them anywhere.

>>5295595
So, photoshopped?

>>5295573
But we don't expect you to pay for all our stuff.
Even within the lolita community, which is full of spoiled bitches, as soon as it's hinted that a girl has her boyfriend pay for her wardrobe, she's ripped to shreds.

>>5295596
If you are seriously asking this question, then you are in a basement.

>>5295575
But we wanna have fun too.

>>5295596
But all men are used, like it or not. In Western countries, men are becoming nothing, a laughable joke. They don't need us, yet we need them.

>>5295597

Because those chicks are fucking stupid who have an attraction to their fame and uniqueness in the media. Jersey Shore tier sluts.

my husbando does not approve

>>5295603
Pretty sure it was rhetorical.

>>5295596

This. Find a decent girl instead of settling with a money grubber.

Anon from
>>5295525


>>5295550
>>5295543

Thanks you guys. It's nice to see people like you confirm my little thoughts about /a/. I feel that most of you are very sweet when you guys are alone and not with the whole group of /a/ bros. not that it's a bad thing when you guys are all together, it's hilarious to me actually, but you guys just act differently when you aren't with your pals.
>>5295530
Haha. Well, I tried.
> c:

>>5295606
>In Western countries, men are becoming nothing, a laughable joke.
You actually believe this?

>>5295613

Full blown bitterness and male privilege right there!

>>5295611

It feels good to change your opinion of us.

Sex is not as great as people say it is. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, your life doesn't become any better once you put your penis inside a girl's vagina. Only /r9k/ would cry over something like this.

>>5295613
Considering divorce and custody statistics, I agree with that anon.

you're gonna regret not putting /k/ on this list..

I dunno why you guys think women wanna take all your money, I'm an /a/non myself and the two women who ever showed interest in me(both anime fans) actually had jobs while I was unemployed. They just didn't care.

>>5295617
It's not wanting to stick my penis in a girl's vagina but rather find someone with whom I can share my hobbies and be happy with romantically.

>>5295618

Oh god some of those stories scare me.

>>5295617
It's not really just about sex, I think most guys just wanna share some happiness with someone.

>>5295597
Oh.

There's actually a pretty simple explanation for that.
Y'see, naturally, a woman is supposed to crave for a muscular man with a Biggus Dickus and a hairy chest, someone to just take her and have his way with her like she were a fuck doll.
HOWEVER!
Due to the wonders of modern science, the times have changed. It's all the pill's fault. Anti-conception pills work on the basis that it makes the body think it's already pregnant.
And now, while a woman is pregnant, her tastes change. It is also natural for the strong manly man to ditch her once she is pregnant, because she is no longer attractive. So, Mother Nature being very clever, she made it so that when she's pregnant, she starts having a thing for the little guy, the un-muscular, the effeminate, the Beta. These guys obviously would do anything for poon, so they'd make great husbands who would cater to their every need and try to make her happy.

So yeah, that's pretty much it. Simple, isn't it?


inb4offendedvaginas

>>5295618
Agree too, I actually have an uncle who has not seen his children for over 7 years, yet has to pay a LOT of money each month for them and had quite some trouble with his job (teacher) because his ex-wife accused him of having raped their daughters (which of course he never did, but try to justify that in a teaching position)

And the court will do NOTHING to help him. Nothing at all.

>>5295597
Because female pederasts exist.

>>5295623
I think they've been reading crumb comics.
>>5295626
It's just a bunch of morons who didn't get prenups.

I'd suggest living with a girl for at least 5 years before getting married so you have a good idea if she's a money grubber or not.

>>5295573

Cause girls only want equality when it's in their favor.
They want all of the perks of being male with none of
the downsides.

>>5295613
Men don't have their rights. Ask any father who loved his children and who went through a divorce how he feels about his legal status.

Nobody cares about them, nobody fights for their rights, because if they demand equality, they're chauvinist disgusting pigs.

>>5295622
we still got our guns. Is it true that girls are scared of guns, do they think were some kind of psychopath for owning one?

>>5295636
>It's just a bunch of morons who didn't get prenups.

>child custody
>prenups
What..? Fucking stupid slut.

>>5295632

I forgot to add: He has the right to see his children every two weeks, but the mother does not want that and court does not five a fuck.

And I'm not living in some shithole country, this is Switzerland I'm talking about

>>5295633
Nope, ain't got nothing to do with paedophillia. It is just confused vaginas, that's all, see the post above yours.

>>5295617
One night stands arnt as good as people say they are. But sex with someone you love and care about is amazing. Having her lay on your chest with you still pulsing inside her after an intense fuck is so satisfying.

Hey guys, we don't have any reason to blame every woman in this board for the fucked up shit that happens out there, just saying.

Take this discussion to somewhere it actually matters.

>>5295638
That's because there isn't such a thing as a loving father, all children what their mom and not their fat fuck of a loser father.

>>5295639

My father owns a few guns (he loves firearms), and I've fired one of them quite a few times. I don't care for guns at all, as long as they are kept somewhere safe a prospective boyfriend could have as many as he wanted.

Why do you cling so hard to the idea of women wanting everything paid for them?
We don't.
I would NEVER allow my boyfriend to pay all the bills. It would put me in a position of dependence I could not accept.

>>5295639
What's with all the ridiculous generalizations? It depends on her past experiences. A farm girl from Kentucky is going to be different then an urban girl form Mass.

>>5295638
>boo hoo boo

The reason why teen popfaggots are ugguud by older females because it reminds them of their younger years when love was innocent, it has little to do with the actual person and more of the nostalgia factor.
Read a book.

>>5295643
But what if I cannot love and/or care about other people?

>>5295648
I don't know, when you look at the lolita purchase threads you often see people saying their boyfriend bought it for them.

>>5295645

/a/ here. This thread was good when /cgl/ was still here. It's turned into a women bashing fest and horror stories general now. /cgl/ has left the thread.

>>5295653
Then you have psychological issues, what the fuck do you want us to say?

This thread has turned to shit. Goodnight /cgl/.

>>5295650
>>boo hoo boo
And this is why it never gets better. Because you fucking cunts just can't feel empathy for them, because they're your natural enemies. How dare they try to take away the children from the mother where they rightful belong?! She had to push em through her vagina, due to that alone she deserves her children for all eternity, no matter if she's a terrible parent.
>A male being a better parent than a female.
Preposterous!

>>5295659
This thread was almost pleasant till the whiny dickheads showed up.

>>5295648

I never let my boyfriend pay me anything, and when it comes to presents I feel fucking guilty if he spends his money on me. These /a/nons just repeat we are after their money because they've had shitty experiences and don't want to bother looking for someone decent.

>>5295657
I agree, now the thread is just trolling.

>>5295655
As, say, birthday gifts, yes.
But, as mentioned earlier, the drama machine goes into high spin when it's mentioned that someone has a boyfriend/husband regularly pay for their clothes. It's not considered okay.

>>5295648

but then again you'd never pay all the bills neither.
I'm sure you're fine with 70/30.

>>5295659
>Then you have psychological issues
Why? I am a kinder and more moral person than any of you pretentious apes.

>>5295643
>Having her lay on your chest with you still pulsing inside her after an intense fuck is so satisfying
Thats all I want, Ive been dreaming about it for the past few days ;_;

>>5295662
>>5295665
I agree. Bye /cgl/ I enjoyed the discussion. I'll be lurking around a bit more now. /a/ out.

>>5295648
They don't, it's just trolling.

>>5295665
I think you're quoting the wrong person.

>>5295663
That's a legal question. Women has a whole did not write the divorce code. Take your stupid shit somewhere else.

>>5295678
I'm out too, this is getting really bad. Glad to have spent some time with you /cgl/ and my Nichijou bro

Romantic /a/non out

>>5295684
Me too, gonna prepare my lunch, I hope to see you guys around here more often.

Goodbye, nice anons. Come back whenever you feel like it!

>>5295674
As a matter of fact, we keep record of the bills, and split exactly 50/50.

>>5295683
>That's a legal question. Women has a whole did not write the divorce code. Take your stupid shit somewhere else.
Oh, the "it's not our fault" defense. YES, it is exactly your fault. The court is always biased against the man. All the female needs to do is imply that her husband is a wife-beater, say some sad, hear-breaking stories, force the children to say they hate their dad/love mommy more, and *bam*, got all the kids and the disgusting paedophilic cunt of a husband has to pay her money for the rest of his lives. Note that even if he does get the privilege to see his children once or twice per month, it is nowhere near a guarantee he actually gets to do that. The ex-wife can just outright tell him to fuck off, go out with the kids just before his time with them starts, or just be an asshole to him in general.

And if the ex-husband complains, no one cares. Because young men don't give a fuck, nobody listens to old men, and you, as you perfectly demonstrated, are cold bitches without a shred of empathy.

>>5295695
go away troll

>>5295699
>puts sage
>in the wrong field
>even after the thread is way past bump limit

>>5295699
Compelling rebuttal.

>>5295695
That's a nice cartoon world view you've go there. You have fun with that.

>>5295701
You're babbling at the wrong people. If you have legal problems then I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems but being a fucking idiot isn't one.

>>5295676
Feelsgoodman. My ex used to be on the pill too, there was just something about filling the girl you loved with your cum and her enjoying it. When she was on top she always made sure i came inside her. She was a good 6 inches shorter than me too (im 6ft 1inch) so she would have to climb up me a little to give me a kiss after. Shame i had to move away.

>>5295706
See? You won't even accept it. But it's the harsh truth. You don't read about it in the newspaper since you don't fucking care. It must be a lie, because it is always the male who's the evil one.

I'm not even trying to be against females in general, there are some good ones, some that even run groups to supported the rights of divorced fathers. But you're too young and stupid to understand that the world isn't just black and white, like your sexual preference.

>>5295695
all bullshit in reality it is always men who is pig

True /a/non here, no real anon would betray his waifu to be with a pig disgusting, even more sluts like all of you, OP is just trying to start shit up, please ignore him and move along.
>359 posts
Well shit, nevermind then, just don't think what he said represents what /a/ truly is.

>>5295722
Well, he trolled the gullible vaginas quite well, I have to say.
>romantic /a/non out
That was a good one.

>>5295722
Hurr durr everyone from /a/ is the same.

I'm posting the video that represents the true face of /a/. We don't care about you /cgl/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv6ED3DYaXg

>>5295863
>Not the alone on Christmas one
Why

>>5295390
story of my life

after being with a few dates and girls who led me on and used me i pretty much given up on looking since i feel like it will happen again

>>5295478

Ugh /jp/ here I don't not speak for the whole of my board but it seem media has brainwashed women in the thing good sex=love IT DOES NOT!!!!
Most guys who stick around and are nice and polite are the type of guys who would stick to a long term commitment NOT TO JUST FUCK YOU BUT TO GET TO KNOW YOU AND GROW TOGETHER.
I do not know where all this nice guys want you for sex comes from but it need to stop because every guy want you for sex but the ones who stay around also want you for a relationship.

>>5295473
and the reason why we don't want girls like this is because it show a lack of self worth and self control I will say it once again Men want loyalty ,reassurance and just someone they can open up too.


and /a/ there are shitty people everywhere and I feel letting it hurts to be used not just physical and emotional hell you may even lose respect for showing emotion the point is you need to build your self up you just need to get more confident.

/jp/ can get a gf we just don't want to play the game and jump the hoops women put up without knowing they are doing it.

pic related it my waifu

>>5296302
I should proof read more but that's what I get for staying up for 3 days straight.

Bump

>>5296324
>>>/sp/
It's 300 here.

This thread is completely bonkers...
But still, don't worry /v/irgins and /a/nons. If you just put yourself out there, I'm sure you'll meet a nice person sooner or later. Not everyone is as bad as you think they
are.
This will sound wierd, but maybe there's even someone for everyone out there? I hope so.

>>5296361
Beta as hell. All of you.