That's what I came here for too bro... answer /cgl/

Oh god lol, I just came from that thread to see what the fuss was about

Same here.
So what about them girls /cgl/?

ya,,. wer da wiminz at?

I came here to fuck bitches.

bump for curiosity

So what's the verdict?

here's a pic of me girls :3

here's a pic of me
[spoiler]I was really upset that day :([/spoiler]

Maybe all the girls are asleep?

well /v/ it seems /cgl/ are smart enough not to answer to trolls

>>5294103
>>5294103
kill it.
we only like cute guys :3

>>5294107
>kill it
>your face when he killed himself because [spoiler] a girl he liked unfriended him on facebook [/spoiler]

where's all the bitches at!?

>read >>/v/122812731
>"Man, there's no way that's true"
>go on /cgl/
>First thread
>>5292497
>"I am a forever alone thinking of finding a boyfriend but don't know whether it is a good idea to date a nerdy guy or a normal guy."
>"Is it easy to convince a normal guy to go to a con and cosplay with you? Any experience with this? Or do you pretty much have to date a guy from /a/ for that to happen?"

Holy shit

>>5294111
>>5294111
Ooooooooooo dat pang of guilt.

>implying /cgl/ attention whores could handle /v/'s massive cock

Well /v/, most of the girls here are either herpes-filled whores, lulz cows or a combination of both, more often than not the latter. They also love the drama so if you want lulz from lulzcows, this is the board for it.

Just remember, the girls here are all psychotic sluts who hate everyone because everyone is prettier than the whales inhabiting here.

Reporting in

the second one of these girls can drop a dimension i'll be all over her.

I'm here to balls deep all the hot bitches and whores. /g/ invasion btw.

Holy fuck, first time on cgl. If I didn't know any better I'd think I was on reddit. Jesus Christ, they're all stupid attention whoreing sluts.

Welcome to /cgl/, home of the most tripfags on the internet.

Don't you feel dirty when you have to add your gender onto every post? Don't you feel like a [spoiler]gamergurl[/spoiler]

Is it just accepted that /cgl/ is attention whores and guys trying way too hard to get internet poon?

Its like im on a different website.

>>5294115
Im sure all the girls are landwhales though.

>>5294128
for a good reason though

Hey /v/, here. Heard there was cute girls looking for some boyfriends, so I came over. Looking for a burnette or red head, Austin area, reasonable shape (not fat), likes the vidya and going on random adventures. Respond back if interested.

>>5294128
>here
>not /soc/

im not from here but i assume youve never been there either

I'm looking for a slim petite [spoiler]guy[/spoiler] to cosplay as Rose

>>5294132
We have a board for that, you know.

>>5294106
It's not all trolling (although granted some probably are), I'm genuinely curious. I never thought girls would be as foreveralone as /v/.

>>5294128
/vp/ has the most tripfags, don't you pay attention to the monthly /g/ report?

>>5294129
>trying to spoiler on cgl

go back to /v/ , please

>>5294133
here
>>5294138
touche sir, almost forgot about that sis pool

3dpd

>>5294132
Oh and I should add that they can't be a picky eater, and having their own car is a huge plus, because I can't be expected to drive you around all day everyday. Must also be a dog person.

>>5294103
Go and die.

>>5294151
do ho ho

First time, I know this used to be pretty popular in our homeland.
http://www.anonidate.com/

>>5294157
Meh, that doesn't work for shit in my area. I just stick with OkCupid. Course, I only ever find normalfags on OkCupid, but I guess that's fine.

God I laughed so hard

Dark Souls general?

Dark Souls general.

What order should I do the Lords in, /v/?

>>5292523

:O r u sayin that /v/ are normal cool guys? want 2 be mai waifu?

>>5294186
LMAO4king, Seathe, then Nito and Bed of Chaos
Praise the Sun!

hey /cgl/ sorry for /v/irgins fucking up your front page, but could you do us a HUGE favor please, and report the non vidya threads on our board.

>>>/v/122812731

>>5294186
>dark souls generals overloading even into the depths of /cgl/

My god. Can nothing stop the power of the sun? SOON IT SHALL CONSUME ALL. Though it's better than most of the other general plagues.....Actually, I just had an idea, let's route those LoL faggots over here, they're nothing but attention whoring tripfags that circlejerk over nothing and worship cosplay already.... It'd be like the great pokefag purging of 2010.

lol at all this because someone mentioned that there were gulls at /cgl

Hi /cgl/ pic is me
>owner of a large game dev company
>likes food, specially spaghetti
>rich
>sounds manly as fuck
>will never hate you, as long as you don't eat my treats

wanna be my GF?

>>5294186

Bed of chaos first because it's not really a boss fight, Seath is easy, 4 kings isn't too bad if you can do a fair amount of damage and Nito should be done last simply because getting to him is a fucking bitch.

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

OP's thread on /v/

>>>122812731

>>5294186

Sunbro's unite in jolly co-operation!

>>5294225
But getting to Nito isn't really a pain in the ass, you probably just need to kill one Skeledog to get to the second bonfire, and from there on is easymodo.
>>5294234
Praisan all day erry day!

/a/ here. You all should forget about getting a 3D girl because they are pig disgusting and come into the realm of 2D

>>5294243

It's pretty much by way of comparison. Those skeletal beasts are rape machines.

Well unless you can kill them in one hit from a fair distance.

/v/ here, where the white women at?

Since we're discussing video games here.

How does /v/ feel about Saints Row 3? I just finished it and it feels really really short. Enjoyable, but short. Now I'm working on Vanquish right now which feels like a shooting game with a combo system. to make it /cgl/ related, I was thinking about making Professor Genki's Mascot outfit for a con but i could be mistook for a furry.

Oh god, the girls here are absolutely disgusting.

Oh my fucking god.

I'd date a 1/10, but these girls? NO FUCKING WAY!

>>5294263

Don't try and talk like you're one of us.

FAGGOT.

>>5294243

Ohgod, those skellydogs were terrifying. Call me a faggot if you like, but when you're creeping through the Tomb and just and no more see the head of one of them at the edge of darkness? Oh man.
At least it was redeemed later. Those baby skellies were just fucking adorable.

>>5294258
Getting the Great Chaos Fireball and a Pyromancy glove isn't that hard, and the fireball oneshots them.
Unless You also have a Divine Claymore +10 and are good at dodging.

>>5294263
>>5294263
Vanquish is fun buuuut also short. Play it in God Hard mode.

>>5294263
General verdict is that it's an okay game, but THQ is being super faggots with the dlc, and SR2 was superior in almost every way. Also that sasha grey is a dumb whore that can't voice act for shit and we refuse to believe that gat actually died.

>>5294284
This is true.

Videogames.

>>5294263
enjoy your rehash shitty gta clone,LOL SO RANDUMB XDXDXD piece of shit game.

only good thing about the game is the character creator, please stop playing it and just wait for GTAV

casual

>>5294224

>go to buy your game at gamestop
>bears
>blah blah blah
>open the door
>get on the floor
>fuck off cunt

i have a legitimate question /cgl/

do you and /fa/ ever fight?

>>5294299
>Calling SR3 a rehash and then telling them to wait for GTA V.

>>5294276

Fucking this. Tomb of Kings was probably the most on edge I've been in ages.

>fumbling around the dark praying I don't fall
>Giant skeleton "eyes" glowing in the dark
>Dat breathing
>Seeing a skeledog for the first time

Shit was awesome

>See thread on /v/

>come to /cgl/

>See many pictures of attractive women in costumes

>Look in the mirror. Remember that I am ugly. Return to /v/.

And nothing of value was lost.

>>5294318
Patches could have hooked you up with some sweet rewards you know.

I've noticed /cgl/ has an obsession with effeminate Asian males.
It's like /v/'s love for traps.

>>5294320
>>5294320
let us return and rage together

they won't even talk to us, let's go back to /v/ guys, this feels bad

>>5294283
Oh, so it's like every other Clover game where you have the most fun playing on the highest difficulty? Because right now, the game seems to reek of MGS style humor, which is appropriate for a bald space marine game.

>>5294284
Johnny Gat dying.
Shaundi's personality ruined.
Pierce actually being important.

I actually kind of like the new members though, Angel De Muerte is pretty cool, but I really wish he did more than just tell you to go play in traffic.

Here's a pic of me. Want to scissor?

>>5294320

Fuck yes brother.

UGLYFIST!

>>5294333
Or /v/'s love for hideous K-Pop females.

>>5294318

Did you not bring a skull lantern / sunlight maggot helm with you? I dont think I could've coped without at least one.

>>5294111
is that brandon? please reply.

>>5294353

On my first play through I did Izalith last and I never got a lantern drop from the necromancerfags. I know the area like the back of my hand now and could probably pvp effectively in the dark.

so final verdict seems to be this:
/cgl/ Does love the cock just not /v/'s cock
well off to play video games

alone....

>>5294380
You get the lantern after being pushed into the pit by Patches.

>>5294380
Or you could let Patches kick you down. You get a Lantern, and a priestess who sells cheaper miracles
[spoiler] Kill Petrus afterwards [/spoiler]

>>5294339
Gat did not die. He just raged so hard at the belgian that he tore open a dimensional rift and was lost in space time. And shaundi was always a cunt whore, now she's just a pissy cunt whore because gat went missing. Pierce has always been semi important, but still nobody gives a fuck about him. The new additions are all cool except for kinzie, the fan service pandering overplayed bitch. It's like they put big bang theory in SR3 with her, and for some reason faggots liked it.

>>5294380
You are a brave warrior, sir. If only I could be so grossly incandecsant!

woah big red quivering asses, never seen that before.

Dark Souls filename thread?

[spoiler] spoilers on /cgl/ don't work [/spoiler]

[spoiler] Serah dies in FFXIII-2 [/spoiler]

>>5294421
I somehow half heartedly believe that whole gat thing, since the GANGSTAS IN SPACE expansion is coming out. If you put it that way about Shaundi, yeah, she's pretty terribad. but Kia, that bitch from Stag was worst. Viola is waifu tier, and I COULD say that about Kinzie, but only because i knew a few girls like her in real life.

also did you run around the game with a wrestling mask on? I friggin did, blowing up helicopters with max'd handguns + steam punk outfit and heavy weight mask made me feel really really manly. Well, that and taking down an entire Decker gang operation with just wrestling moves.

Why is there porn in my Dark Souls folder?

I love these

>>5294499
>>5294421
Except that after you complete the game

:SPOILER ALERT:

You get a Zombie Gat homie. Sorry to let you down.

>>5294499
>viola

You mean sasha "cock in mouth" grey? The bitch who managed to sound like a female ben stein without trying to? Fuck her. She's the worst of them all. SR ain't about waifus, which is why kinzie pisses me off so much. Also no, I didn't do the wrestling thing(to be honest there's not really any variety in the melee in SR3, which is one of the things SR2 was fucking amazing at). I instead made the closest thing to a protoman outfit I could once I got the cyber blaster color schemed a bike to fit it. When I'm not doing that I'm being my brit chav asshole. Or my /new/ style nigger on my other character.

>>5294561
Also one of the Tripfags in DaS generals met black Skeledogs, and they never went away even though he went offline.