old thread: >>5281699

I'm better than anon.

>>5285969

No, i'm Sparticus!!

>>5285990
You died :( Poor andy whitfield.

clark and clayton everyday

>>5286037
I lol'd

I kind of want to slap the shit out of people, anons and trips alike at ALA. That last thread got completely out of hand, even moreso than usual.

Sageing because the last thread, and inevitably this thread will become a circlejerk. Not looking forward to ALA any less, but jesus christ guys, give it a rest.

>>5286212

The tripfaggots need to chill more than Anon. They have name recognition, and they have "built" reputations that preceded them. Unfortunately, some of them have whored themselves to the point of annoyance. Just because they have "a name" doesn't mean they can wield that "power" around like despots.

I don't know about the last thread, but I do know that at ALA everyone seems to set aside the usual CGL bullshittery and elevates the con to a level of unfathomable bro-titude. At least, that's how this year played out, and damned if that's not gonna happen again in a week.

>tfw Strawhats get their asses beat in their hotel room

>>5286507
Oh please tell me we are not having this shit discussed on /cgl/ of all places. :/

>>5286441
It better happen. I'm coming this year just because this con was so friendly last year. I've never been to another con that felt so much like a little community. It does help that I absolutely love all the events and panels it hosts. And the RIBBONSSSS

I hope my room is on a balcony again, I loved waking up in the morning and seeing a few colourful cosplayers out on the pooldeck.

I'm a tripfag who posts as anon 95% of the time. Does that mean I have to beat myself?

Cause I'm totally up for that.

>>5286532

All i'm saying is don't be surprised when the footage is leaked on Youtube like it has been in the past.

Not going to ALA, but I had to ask:
MMillen, you need to take a tripcode, because I'm starting to get worried that you're not really the MMillen that's thinking solely with his dick and posting off-topic shit that comes off as creepy (like "lol any girl wet for me yet" and so on) yet I've seen you post normal stuff. You're confusing me man.

ok, so obviously some tripfag is just making these threads under anon to try to troll as much as possible. It's pretty obvious at this point this shit really has nothing to do with ALA and is just about having non-stopped drama and circle jerking for the sake of antagonizing the board.

This is exactly how the pixyteri shit started. Everyone told people to stfu with it and so a couple users went "teehee this is great Im gunna do it some more! XD"

There is nothing further to discuss about ALA. The tripfags who are going to it know what they want to do and nobody else gives a shit. The pixyteri shit is actually better at this point because at least it isn't just a group of tripfags crying for attention.

But whatever. This board isn't even about cosplay anymore at this point. Just another turd in the cesspool.

>>5286557

I'm sorry for confusing you.
However, I don't want to adopt a trip simply out of personal reasons. I understand that people can impersonate me, but it doesn't worry me. I just want to post on /cgl/ and have fun.

And can someone explain to me what the hell is up with the Strawhats? I have a bad feeling I know the dude in the picture on FB - did he cosplay as Cap'n Marvelous with the helmet on?

>>5286557

Hi PC

Ready to get your ass beat and have it recorded by Julius again?

I fucked his girl and he got mad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cat smeared my amaterasu markings that were still drying on my kimono
>:| Bad kitty

>>5286575

That's you you fucking nigger.
Stop acting stupid.

>>5286568

>But whatever. This board isn't even about cosplay anymore at this point. Just another turd in the cesspool.

And this is why I will never be able to take anyone seriously around here anymore.

>>5286577
Wrong dude. I'm not even IN the vicinity of LA, or Cali, or even the West Coast.
If you've paid any attention to my posts, I go to Katsu, Ota, and AUSA almost exclusively. ONly an East Coast congoer.

>>5286583

You fucked Judy?

>mfw the last few ALA threads.

So... Uh... What are you guys cosplaying? What games you hoping for in the Game Room? Panels you're interested in?

>>5286592

Nice try PC

No one is stupid enough to fall for that when your Facebook is full of Captain Marvalous cosplay pics.

This is not helping you from getting an ass beating.

>>5286588
please read
>>528692
Hell, if you want proof, ask Maguma himself or Decade. they'll confirm it - met Maguma at last year's Katsu, but haven't gotten the chance to chill with him or anyone else due to distance, and Decade and I usually go to the same cons due to the vicinity. :)

>>5286592

Guess I'll never meet you on the field of battle, then. Too bad. That unlimited reward you've got on your head is kind of tempting.

>>5286588
Captain Marvelous has self posted and is not who you think it is.

Also this >>5286603 Met him at Katsu.

I got yo' back Marvy.

>>5286607
I see what you did there ;D

There was never any cosplay, we just hot tubb'd, danced and got high. It was an event.

So now on top of never-ending pixyteri shit we have to have never-ending ALA tripfag spam? Great. I was tired of seeing cosplay content anyway. Let's just complete the process and make sure this board is never a place to come to for cosplay or lolita discussion again.

>>5286608

Whatever.

The hotel room beat down is still on.

>>5286607
Can't catch me~
Also thanks Mag, I got yours too.

To help distinguish the two Captain Marvelouses apart, here's a cosplay pic of me.
There.
However, I do know the dude who calls himself Cap'n Marvelous. I believe he goes by Kisuke Nara on FB, right?

>>5286621

This is what happens when people like Meguma, Strawhats, shitty named cosplayers and cosplay groups start getting bitter over one another. It's fucking sad because it doesn't even have anything to do with Anime anymore, or the convention itself. It's about whose gonna get more attention and fame, and which whore ass female cosplayer will be getting more dick.

PixyTeri is just a fucking retard that needs to be lynched by Texans for treating her own country like shit. Going to Austin TX to look for anything close to Japan. That's different from the con scene in Los Angeles.

>>5286621
Just ignore it. The threads have nothing to do with ALA and are just tripfags who post to each other in the hopes of being noticed. The more you complain the more they know it's having the desired effect.

>>5286637
Hey, I'm trying to clear what little of a name I have here. I'm not trying to BE "famous", I'm just trying to have a decent reputation.

>>5286636
I don't think a rope could deal with that sort of load. Maybe if you used a steel cable or something?

>>5286644
>I'm just trying to have a decent reputation.

That's trying to be famous.

>>5286637
That's why I post as anonymous and only elude to being a tripfag in passing. That way, no one can accuse me of attention whoring and neither side pays attention to me.

MY PLAN IS PERFECT.

>>5286644

You already tainted your rep by posting in an ALA thread.
People will mention you when they see what they read in here. Especially if you involve yourself with people like Matt.

>>5286652
>Thinks being known for being helpful/nice one or two sites is "famous"

You have really tiny aspirations, don't you?

hey /cgl/ japanese cumdumpster here. i know, fucked up, right?

so, you think the stuff you see in hentai is bullshit? cause i tell you, these days i find out some are NOT.

so i was getting subway home, right? it was a little late and as our subway is famour for, it was very crowded. and all of sudden i feel a hand crawling up my legs!! it just stop before getting to my skirt and i thought it was just an accident. and then there it go again, this time the hand firmly grips my ass cheek and squeeze!!! i was so mad!!

so i slapped whoever the guy was 's hand away and turned around to give him a glare. so creepy!! he like 20 years older than me, and im 19

i thought he would back off after glare but he put fingers right between my legs, i kind of freeze for moment because that was the most disgusting thing i ever experience

i was so embarassed i couldn't scream. you see, in japan some girls slutty, but for others honor is important. so i just walked away and was tankful the next station was osaka, where i live

really, nothing alike happen to me before. i always think hentai was bullshit was i guess the authors really dont come up with their stories out of nowhere

what do you think i should have done, /cgl/? im really sad right now, there's no one i can speak my friends would think it so weird so i come and share this with you

>>5286622
Have fun with that :\

>>5286636
Why can't you spell?

>>5286623
Thanks bro~

>>5286652
Your view on famous is horribly skewed if someone just doesn't wanna look like an ass.

I just learned that girls farts smell better than cosplay.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

>>5286664
>Try to trick us into saging thread.

We bump instead.

>>5286652
Not really. I ain't a pro cosplayer, and probably never will. Don't really ahve much dispensable income to put as much effort into it as other people can. I simply enjoy cosplaying what I can, and meeting awesome people at cons, cosplayers and non.
>>5286658
I don't even personally know Matt. Sorry.

Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did.

>>5286636
>Strawhats

Question. Who are the strawhats exactly? I haven't been following the last few threads close, so the only one that comes off the top of my head is masa.

It was my time to become a Pokemon trainer, but Professor Oak had no more Pokemon to give away.
“You came too late Greg,” he said to me. He had given away all of his good Pokemon.
However, I was in luck, because the Pokemon center had just burnt down and all of the Chanseys died, except one.
“Would you like this Chansey, we have no home for him” said Nurse Joy.
“Yes I will take it” I said. I named the Chansey Elton, after Elton John. It was a girl though.
It took to me very well and I liked Elton a lot.
“Goodbye sweetie, you’re going now” said Mom. And I left Pallet Town. But as I was leaving,
“HEY YOU!” called Chase. Chase is a little bitch and nobody likes him.
We battled and he had a Charmander. Elton won by a lot because Chanseys are special sponges.
“I’ll be seeing you again” said Chase, and I told him goodbye.

(4 days later)

We had finally arrived at Pewter city where there’s a museum and a lot more. We heard about the gym leader there but Elton told me that she would have a hard time defeating rocks.
Elton was a pessimist and a very unmotivated battler, somewhat of a nihilist.
I tried to tell Elton that if she keeps acting that way people will call her a pussy.
We went to the Gym and we saw Brock.
“hey”; said Brock. I thought Brock was handsome although I was much too young for him, and a guy.
“let’s battle” said Brock, and he took off his shirt and I got a hard on.
Geodude was much too difficult for Elton and she died really fast. Brock noticed my erection and said “what the hell are you doing kid?” I was jacking off and Elton was KOed.
Brock was noticeably excited and so I gave Brock head and he fingered my asshole and so I wouldn’t go to Officer Jenny he gave me a Boulder badge. Elton was fine after I took her to the pokemon center.

>>5286679
My mission is now to reply thoughtfully to everyone of your copy pastas.

This is obviously completely false, lossy refers to loss during the encoding process. Any actual degradation of the digital recording media will result in a corrupted file (though not necessarily unplayable), regardless of file format.

>>5286681

A group of niggers trying to cosplay One Piece characters

(2 days later)

We were outside of Mt Moon and we saw a Jigglypuff and Elton, being very independent, caught her herself. I named the Jigglypuff Cecilia after that Simon and Garfunkel song.
We ran into Henry, one of the other guys from Pallet Town. He had a Bulbasaur. He saw us near the entrance to Mt Moon and said,
“what are you, the gym leader of fagsville?”
I looked at Elton and Cecilia and he was right, they were both pink and big and round like balls and sometimes they touched and they were really cute.
I said “we are not, that is what you are” but I knew this was not a sensible comeback because he had a Bulbasaur and a Beedrill.
We fought and we lost again and I realized both of my Pokemon suck ass and Elton doesn’t even try to win because she is very busy with very deep existential problems I would never be able to understand.
Henry left and I went to the Pokemon center outside Mt Moon.

>>5286693
Uh... okay? So is this some group that's been posting on the ALA threads or what?

>>5286684
>>5286690
That's not unreasonable, I mean, Elton John is almost a woman. Normal against rock? Wtf were you thinking?

(3 days later)

Elton and Cecilia were both KOed and we were about to reach the end of Mt Moon but there were criminals in the way.
“stop there kid what do you think you’re doing messing with team rocket?” a gruntish man called out to me. I told him we meant no trouble but he threw a Pokeball at me that not only nearly broke my arm but also a Koffing came out and was in no mood for this. Elton and Cecilia were both KOed so I picked up a large rock and I threw at the man and he was knocked into a coma, and also bleeding.
I took 300 dollars and a fighting knife from his body and also felt him up a bit. He was only about 24, 5 thick inches soft.
We made it to Cerulean city and I went to the Pokemon center and then I went on a bridge.
There was a challenge going on and I turned it down because I knew Elton would not want to participate and Cecilia is unable to do anything but sing and pound and neither are good for battle.
Eventually we had to fight a small boy with a Ratata and Cecilia grew at least 4 levels and learned Disable.
“things are looking bright” I said to Cecilia. She was ecstatic, but Elton was still very apathetic.
“we are going to be pokemon masters” I told them.

>>5286664
There's no point in second guessing your actions now. What's done is done and dwelling on them will only bother you. What's important is you decide what you want to do if it happens again.

(later that day)

We arrived at a big house and nobody was home except for a Clefairy. Elton caught this as well. I named it Bowie, after David Bowie, because I liked its hair. This one was a boy. It seemed like it didn’t want to be with us, and it also seemed like it had tried to commit suicide, because there were many label-less empty prescription bottles laying around it.
“this clefairy is more than likely brain damaged” I told Elton, who didn’t care.
“tomorrow we can fight another gym leader” I said.
We woke up and the city was loud because its a small town and Bill had disappeared.
Officer Jenny said “he more than likely looked like a pokemon of some sort”
We realized then that Bowie was Bill, but Bowie did not wake up when Elton and Cecilia and I had woken up, because Bowie had overdosed on various anxiety and other prescription medications.
We threw Bowie’s body into the river near Cerulean.
“the gym is closed today because bill is missing” said a man.
We rented a motel room and watched the news about Bill.

>>5286693

(the next morning)

The town was still upset because Bills dead body washed up exactly where we had thrown him in.
“this is life” said a man. “the town must go on”
The gym was opened and Cecilia was very excited to battle and Elton was coming as well.
“i am misty” said a teenage girl in a bikini.
“i know” I said.
“my specialty is the sea. water pokemon are relevant to my interests.” she told me. I noticed that she looked like a little slut, and the three pallet town guys who came here before me probably knocked her up. I knew this because

-flashback to before entering the gym-

Robert, who had a Squirtle said, “hey, long time no see greg. i just ate that bitch out”
And assuming he would insult me I said “i just ate you out” but realized afterward I had no need to comeback.

-the end of the flashback-

Cecilia KOed and Elton gave up.
“you have been defeated” said Misty.
“i killed bill and i can kill you too” I said.
Misty began to scream and I said “give me the fucking cascade badge”
Elton looked very nervous and Misty threw the Cascade badge at us and I said “we need to go quickly, elton”
We ran through a house and as far from Cerulean city as we could.

>>5286701
Pretty sure "gruntish" isn't a word. 5 inches in circumference or diameter? Or did you mean length. You're not very clear here.

>>5286681
THAT'S WHAT I WAS ASKING! dofsadsf
I have an idea, sadly enough. The Captain Marvelous the anons are claiming is me, is probably the Kisuke Nara guy I somehow friended. The dude is kinda agressive, and does always mention Strawhats.

Looking forward as I might have two other roommates now. I might do ALA speed dating with G as a brolita.

(4 days later)

We reached Vermillion City but were unmotivated and were also running from the law. It was agreed between Cecilia and I that we needed a vacation, so we wanted to ride on the cruise ship, but we were very poor and so I said to Elton
“you’re a very rare pokemon, elton, so i am selling you for money for tickets on the SS anne”
Elton didn’t object, because Elton is too deep for me to understand. We made 5 thousand from Elton.
“we have a whole adventure ahead of us, cecilia” I said this to her as she stood up by where Rose stood in Titanic. I realized then my feelings for Cecilia transcended what is considered healthy between a trainer and his Pokemon.
I looked at Cecilia standing there singing and then I pushed her off the ship into the sea.
I had no more Pokemon because I had sold Elton and I had pushed Cecilia off of the SS Anne.
I got off the ship and I went another motel.

(the next morning)

I called Professor Oak and I said “my chansey ran away and i have no more pokemon and i need one”
“im out of pokemon, greg, how did you lose your chansey”
I didn’t know what to say so I hung up very fast.
I went to the Pokemart where I bought 6 pokeballs.
“i see you like balls” said an older man in the store. “i like balls myself.”
The older man was using a Machop to build a house. I let him fondle me and jerk me off and I got his Machop. I named the Machop Greg Jr because I was tired of naming my Pokemon after musical references.
“you are my very first pokemon, greg jr” I said to him, as I lied.

“now I can begin my pokemon adventure”

>>5286705
CLEFARIES DON'T HAVE HAIR. SHIT NIGGA, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

>>5286712
I never liked that misty bitch. She's sort of a cute in a firey sort of way, but sometimes too much is too much.

Alright you shits, listen well and listen good.

I cannot go a single fucking page on /cgl/ without seeing somebody baaaawwing over the fucking Super Mario 64 eel.

>I HATE HIM BECAUSE HE IS SCARY AND HE IS SCARY
>YOU RUINED MAH CHILDHOOD BAWWW
>I HATE WATER LEVELS BECAES YOU
>I HAVE A PHOBIA OF WATER AND EELS NOW, PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN

Well I’m fucking tired of it. You black persons wouldn’t know fear if it fucked you in the ass. Nobody even remembers me, the Deep Python. I bet half the people reading this right now just remembered running out of magic and realizing they were fucked because they didn’t know the seahorse could lead you to Pinnacle Rock a second time. Yeah, that’s right. I was all over the fucking walls while you were still figuring out how to swim as Mikau. I’d eat you within a second, and bye-bye two hearts. You kept on trying to attack my head because that’s what you’d normally do. Sorry bitch, that’s how I get you close to my mouth. Just like I got my own Deep Python close to your mom’s mouth last night. And speaking of night, you were trying to kill me for so long that it passed into night while you were at the bottom of the fucking ocean. Your little seven-year-old ass couldn’t see shit, and you were scared to fucking death because of it. And the worst part of it was, you’d have no idea how many of me you were going to have to kill before you got all the eggs.

In closing, I am the greatest video game eel to ever exist. I am deceptive, numerous, frightening, and powerful. Is your OH SO SCARY Mario 64 eel any of that? No, no it isn’t. So the next time I see someone asspained about that little red dickflap, I will repost this to show them the error of their ways. It will eventually become a common copypasta, being posted everywhere. Then you’ll all remember. Oh yes. You’ll remember.

>>5286730
You know, I should get around to playing Super Mario 64. It's one of the N64 games I meant to play but never got around to. How is it anyway?

I stood blushing before the Dragonite before me, having noticed his erection beginning to form. I said to him "Dragonite...I-I love you...but are you sure you want this?" He wimpered quietly as he looked down at the ground, feeling remorse for having brought this up in the first place. "No, I didn't mean it like that! I mean...I've wanted this for a while...but I only want to do it if you want to." The Pokemon smiled warmly at me, and I smiled back. He lowered his paw down to my growing member and started to stroke it slowly. I moaned while leaning against his warm chest. I reached down to hold the Pokemon's own cock and started stroking it, making him wince slightly. We began kissing passionately while keeping up our mutual rub. His tounge felt so warm, so soft...it was a wonder I didn't cum right then and there. After a few seconds of this, we broke the kiss. I knelt down to face his erection, looking even larger than before. I licked the tip lightly, noticing that it had a fascinating taste. I wanted more. I closed my lips around the end of the Dragonite's throbbing penis and started sucking. This made the Pokemon howl in pleasure as he held onto my head. I continued to suck while moving his dick farther and farther into my mouth, until I couldn't get in in any deeper. I kept up the sucking motions while using my tounge to mop up the precum that was oozing out of his cock. I decided that it was time. I moved his member about halfway out of my mouth, and picked up the pace of my sucking and licking. Feeling the Dragonite's convulsions and hearing his moans, I moved back to the head while sucking even harder. Soon enough, he let out a loud howl. Cum shot out of his member all around my mouth and down my throat. I swallowed as much as I could and slipped my mouth off his softening dick. An extra spurt of semen splashed all over my face as I looked up at him lovingly.

>>5286747
Dear god, I think I actually read this one before.

I stood up and kissed him once more. "Dragonite...I love you..." I wispered. He responded by licking some of the cum off my face, and seemed to giggle. He took one paw and gathered the rest of the semen onto it. Laying down on his back, he lifter up his legs to reveal his tight tailhole. He ran a cum-covered digit over it, leaving it moist and ready. I knelt down in front of his ass and looked him in the face. "Dragonite, are you sure? I mean, I've heard it hurts, and I don't want to hurt you just because you think you have to." His eyes seemed to beg me to continue, and he gave a reassuring nod. I said "Okay, but let me know if it hurts too much, and I'll stop, alright?" He smiled and nodded again. I looked as his inviting hole and saw that I had started to leak some precum. Not wanting to waste any more time, I placed the tip of my cock against his tailhole. We both shuddered a bit from the feeling. I pushed in more, and the head of my penis sunk into the Dragonite's asshole. He wimpered lightly, to which I responded by asking if he was ok. He barked positively, and I prepared to continue. I pushed a little harder, and soon half my dick was inside him. Looking up first to see if he was okay, I made one last push. My entire member was now inside him. He moaned, begging me to continue. I started slowly moving in and out of him. The sensation was incredible, unlike anything I had ever experienced before. I gradually began to fuck him faster, and eventually, I began to feel my impending orgasm. I shouted between breaths "D-Dragonite...I'm gonna...cum...ah...AAAAAH!" Then it hit me. That unbelievable feeling of orgasmic peak. I made one final thrust as my cock shot what felt like a quart of semen into the Pokemon's tailhole. After a few more spurts, I collapsed on top of him, exhausted. I slid my member out of him and crawled up to meet his eyes. "Dragonite..." I managed.

All races in cosplay are genetically different, they are not equal. The only reason this is ignored is to protect the feelings of other races and because it is not socially acceptable at cons, despite the fact that it is painfully obvious.

e.g. African-Americans are on average 26% faster than Caucasians, Asians and others.

This because they have spent their lives chasing animals for food and hunting at night, the fastest and strongest were the only ones who caught the prey, as well as being the only slaves that survived the boat trips.

However, mentally, blacks are the most primitive race with only 1 in 500 blacks having a high IQ, against the Caucasian average of 1 in 20. They still have their natural instincts to band together in gangs, which are basically tribes with better weapons. This mentality makes it difficult for them to fit into a modern society, and why blacks commit more crime than any other race. Its not their fault, they just haven't evolved away from taking what they want because they can, just like a gorilla.

To be fair, blacks have contributed very little, if anything, to society. If we were to round them all up and put them back in Africa and Jamaica, the only thing that would change would be there would be less taxpayers money spent on cleaning up the black’s mess.

TL; DR Black persons are useless for anything other than forced memes.

>>5286755
>>5286747

>>5286755
Yep I did. Wow, I am shamed.

>>5286771
Define "High IQ" since you said 1/20, I'm assuming you're taking it to mean top 5%? You should really be more specific. Also, I doubt you used proper controls to take the economic conditions into account.

What I require from a man:

1. He must be quiet and unassuming 2. He must be intelligent and have a good standard of education and be able to hold a good conversation on any level with anyone he comes into contact in his daily life. 3. Good mannered in all respects. Notwithstanding this day of equality, I want him to e.g. a. Hold the door for me - Car, particularly if he is taking me out for the night and I have dressed especially for the evening: House door, and make sure I am safely inside. By this he must not be flamboyant in his approach, so that it looks unnatural, but do this as a matter of course as it flows from his upbringing. b. Stand up when a lady enters the room. c. Hold the chair for me at dinner particularly when out at a restaurant. d. See me to the door after a night out and make sure I am safely in. e. Not embarrass me in front of friends, family and neighbours, e.g. shouting to me in the street "well, are you coming in?" and letting everyone know we are having a row. 4. Not to treat me like a sex object 5. Not to treat me like a possession i.e a car, tv, dog etc. 6. Not to take me out just to show off to friends and outsiders "look what I have". 7. Treat me as an equal. 8. He must trust me in all things and not be suspicious of my motives and he must be trustworthy. 9. Not assume that I will always fall in with his plans 10. Talk matters through with me first and consider, and most of all, value my opinions, after all, he should want a partnership. 11. Not to be domineering and have the need to show all and sundry that "I am the man, and I wear the trousers!" 12. He must respect me as a person, intellectually. 13. He must be forgiving. 14. He must be slow to anger. 15. He must love me unreservedly.

>>5286779
What I require from a man:

1) He must be swift as a coursing river
2) With all the force of a great typhoon
3) With all the strength of a raging fire
4) Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

I've been on /cgl/ since '07 now and before everyone starts screaming 'troll' and 'copypasta' I know that I'm not an oldfag. Oldfags discovered 4chan 2005 and before.

All this 'cancer' and 'lack of original content' is bullshit. /cgl/ is the best it's ever been and I'm going to show you why. Firstly, /cgl/ finally has a good userbase and more coming in every day. We have a diverse and interesting community and everyone seems to fit in and be able to find people they can relate to.

Secondly the original content is fantastic. New memes like pixyteri, lolita vendetas (including tempest paige), rage comics and making fun of minorities are funny as hell and represent what /cgl/ is best at. Copypasta isn't all that bad; it's what makes a meme and most of the time actually inspires new works of art.

Thirdly /cgl/ finally has the recognition and fame that it deserves. JJ is a well-known name and /cgl/ has it's own wikipedia page for people to learn about our culture. We've even been on TV. I've even found friends that I've known for ages are actually /cgl/tards but we didn't know it; and anyone that doesn't know about it I explain to them what /cgl/ is all about and why they should participate.

I love this place - /cgl/ is my home away from home and you should love it too.

Peace

>>5286791
I AM COMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE

Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

>>5286797
Wow. That sounds so pathetic.

Oh, hey /cgl/. Don't mind me. I'm just a happy PSP owner.

What? If I'm playing CHRONO CROSS on my PSP? Well, of course I am. What else should I be playing? Some Kirby, Mario or Metriod? Sure, maybe, why not, I can play them as well.

Oh, whats that, DS owners? Tears? Mmm. Tears of jealousy? Tears because you can't play PS1 games or proper enjoy GBA games? Or NES games? Or SNES, Genisis or gameboy games?

Yeah. I feel ya. That's why I created this topic.

Fucking DS pussies. Get a PSP. It's only a matter of time before the PSP can emulate some DS games, anyway.

Have you never played any metrioid game? >PSP with a GBA emulator. 100% flawless.

Whats the fuss about Kirby, Super Mario Bros? >PSP with a GBA emulator. 100% flawless.

Does the Pokemon general threads annoy you, but you still get all nostalgic thinking about Pokemon and how you missed out on all the newer pokemons such as Emerald and Fire Red?

>PSP with a GBA emulator. 100% flawless. Thats right faggots. PSP here, DS is smallcasualtime.

>>5286778
Not the Anon you quoted, but within the psychometrics community, it's well-established that if you take non-Jewish whites as being 100 mean IQ, the black average is one standard deviation below, and the Asian average is one standard deviation above.

In other words, the average black has an IQ of 85, the average white has an IQ of 100, and the average Asian has an IQ of 115. Those are just the numbers, coldly and flatly, period. No emotional loading, no racist payload. If you measure these things, those are the numbers you get. That's it. It's like measuring temperature, or distance. Those are just the numbers. One is tempted to try to apologize for them or something. Shit, I kind of feel bad tapping them out. But, that's life. Is it really better to stick your head in the sand and ignore this? There's a difference. It's there. It can be measured, and has been, again and again with the same result.

Now, if you know what the normal distribution is, this is simultaneously less inflammatory but also a bit more insidious than it sounds -- it doesn't preclude blacks from being geniuses, or Asians from being mouth-breathing retards. But at the same time, intelligence is stratified, and that should be scary.

Hi. If you were playing under the moniker "f@v!nOu$" on Mario Kart Wii just now, this message is for you. Look, my little sister's cousin committed suicide last night and she was just trying to let off some steam. So you, Action Replay-using fuckwad, think you're so high and mighty? With your fucking "9999" VR and your maxed out character who 'magically' reappears in an instant after falling off the course? You think you're some type of '1337 H@xX0R' with your stupid fucking username and your stupid fucking Mii's face plastered on my over 9000-year-old sister's screen? Fuck off, you stupid excuse of a human being. Yes, you just got the living shit beaten out of you on Mario Kart by a little girl's Luigi on a motorbike. You just got digitally raped by a fucking hairy Italian in a stache. You just lost 100 fucking VR, and trust me: Once I find who you are, I will personally shove pins through your retinas and have you use your tongue as my fucking toilet paper. Consider this a fucking warning.

If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

God damn you, /cgl/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /cgl/ seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Really? I don't look at cgl for weeks and this shit? This is dumb. Why are people fighting over shit? I missed the last thread and I have no idea what happened either. ALA is a great con and I always have a blast. If anybody tries to get in the way of that, your shit's gonna get handled, and not by some pussy internet tough guy calling a bunch of people out, but by a man who will handle your shit properly. Seriously, how do you honestly expect to have a fight in the middle of a con, especially one so small and so, SO close to a jail filled with cops trying to fill a quota? Chill the fuck out, have fun, and everything should be really fun. Don't try to ruin a lot of people's con because you're miserable.

Also, Millen's a bro. SUP BRO.

I'm an Aplha male /cgl/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's a cosplay faggot like me

The last con we went to she and I were cuddling in our hotel room bed in costume and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot.

>>5286771
Oh, and statistically speaking, you're wrong. "High IQ" is generally defined as 130+, or about 2.28% of the white population. You rightly note that this number differs for blacks (given an average black would need to be 3 sigma above the mean), but incorrectly recite the probability as 1/500, or 0.2%. It's actually slightly lower at 0.14%.

This is really a lot easier to discuss and get people to accept if you throw away words like "black" and "white" and "Asian," but unfortunately that's the very thing being discussed...

One of the things I find so fascinating about all of this is how mind-bogglingly fucking difficult it is to have a simple discussion about numbers. It's like intelligence is this sacred thing, and we can't even hint that some people may be smarter than others. I'm not sitting here attaching somebody's value as a human being to their intelligence, you know?

I guess the objection is that because I'm not at the "bottom," I must be sitting here with some smug sense of self-satisfaction, but that's dumb, because although I'm genius IQ, there are plenty of blacks who are higher IQ than I am, and I'll never be smarter than they are -- just won't, IQ doesn't change much with time.

When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.

Hey /cgl/. I don't mean to sound like a racist,

But what the hell is up with black youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my English class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Behold the person knocking was the only black student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was early for class. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and finished saluting his homies.

Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, /b/, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The few things I DID understand were him asking the difference between an "illusion" and "allusion", and his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how 'bling' his shoes were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that the name '50 Cent' is a metaphor.

So I ask this of you /b/, why can't black people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their 90$ piece of shit 'bling' batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 black people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype

>>5286874
>Hey /cgl/.
>My god, /b/
>So I ask this of you /b/

Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.

Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.

"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.

Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.

He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.

"I love you."

"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.

"Do you really love me?"

"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.

"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.

"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!

I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.

The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

I was always a sad kid, but when I found my mother's diary five years ago and read about how she had another secret family that she was going to leave us for, I really cracked. I left for college soon afterwards still having some symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, with nightmares still occurring nearly every night.

A few months afterwards, I had gotten to the point where I was oversleeping to avoid my problems, usually sleeping 15-20 hours a day.

I finally sought psychiatric treatment 3 1/2 years ago. They initially put me on Provigil for the over-sleeping and Lexapro for the depression, and they were both crap. Then they put me on Wellbutrin, which just made me feel jittery about 4 hours after taking it, but was still crap. Then they moved me to Effexor XR with a Cytomel (hypothyroid med) supplement; they kept increasing the dosage of the Effexor, and I am now at 375 mg/day. If I forget to take my pills, I feel like I'm getting electric shocks to the brain.

I still want to kill myself every day.

What does the rest of /cgl/ take to make them seem normal?

>>5285901
My Gods 4chan you've sunk even lower?

Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.

I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.

I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...

I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.

The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.

This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.

In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).

If you are looking for a one night stand then forget it. If you think you might be interested, you can email me for my picture(i'm not ugly) sdfklj@hotmail.com

Thanks for reading this long and stupid post, I just thought it's worth a try...

>>5286879

Eh, you can tell.

Jesus married to Mary Magdalene? No fucking way. I've read the Bible, folks, and I know there's no way Jesus was ever married. The guy never had a wife. Because no wife would buy The Resurrection story in a hundred fucking years. The disciples will, the believers will:but no wife would buy this fucking story. Good luck! Good luck with this story.

First of all, Jesus leaves on Friday afternoon with 12 other guys. He's gone for three days. No message. No way to get in touch with his wife. Then he comes home Monday afternoon looking like shit, like he hasn't slept. Looks like he's all partied out, man.

And Mrs. Jesus is just waiting, pacing around the home, going, "Okay, this is Day 3 of this shit:Well, look who's back! I'm glad you could find your way home, 'Mr. Savior'! Where's your 12 friends who won't get a job, huh?! Where're they at?! Yeah, 'disciples' my ass. They're LOSERS! Do you hear me? Every one of them are using you, Jesus, and you're not even smart enough to know it! Anyone who says to you 'I believe' we put them up and feed them! I'm sick of it! Where've you been?! Huh?"

And Jesus is rubbing his face, shaking his head, going, "I don't need this shit:not after what I went through this weekend:"

Then he goes, "No honey, I'll tell you where I've been. Come here. Come he-e-ere, honey. I'll tell you where I've been. First of all, not that it ruined your weekend any but I was DEAD!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU FUCKING BITCH?! I WAS DEEEAAADDD!!! WHILE YOU WERE SITTING AT HOME ON YOUR ASS, I'M IN A GRAVE OUTSIDE OF TOWN! I'M FIGHTING DEATH, HELL, DECOMPOSURE:I'M ABOUT TO TURN INTO A SPIRITUAL FORM AND GO INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD, AND I GO, 'OH SHIT, WAIT A SECOND! I BETTER GO BACK HOME BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN!' SO NOW I'VE GOT TO FIGHT THE ANGEL OF DEATH, GET MY FUCKING SOUL BACK, CRAWL OUT OF THE GRAVE, AND COME HOME TO THIS SHIT: BECAUSE I MISSED YOU HONEY!!!"

No fucking way, man.

I am a lolita looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be
of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And
has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it
first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching
chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made
out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was
made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to
the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my
other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant gaijin back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.

Nippon-sama, tadaima!

No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.

Of Japan and perfect.

My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ...

And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS YOU FUCKING WHORES -

I'm an asian guy who hates asian girls. they're so fucking annoying... i hate how they take pictures with the peace sign, try to be cute when they have mustaches and how they TyPe LyKe DiS~* ^_-, its really fucking annoying and unneccesary. They honestly can't take a hint that im not interested... theres this asian girl at my school who has more facial hair than i do and can throw a football harder than 90% of my school.. its pretty embarassing. and how they have no ass.. its like looking at a wall with jeans... i hate how they stare at me... they really need to spill battery acid on themselves...i mean you can't type your reports for your job LyKe ThiS~* its fucking unethical and retarded. i mean dont get me wrong there are some hot asian girls but thats rare, and even if they're hot they become more annoying and attach themselves to my arm like a fucking leach... sometimes i want to throw salt in their eyes to see if they'll shrivel up and die. and if you're not a somewhat pretty asian gir, you're disgusting... you can honestly cut some of their hair off and play them off as men. sometimes i get jealous because they have more facial hair than i do. oh and i hate it when they wear the color contacts... then be like AzN PRyDE! i mean wtf... you're trying to be caucasian.. i have no asian pride.. not with the asian girls i know... the only asian girl i dated was adopted by white parents... the rest were all white. i cant stand asian girls. DONT COME NEAR ME ANYMORE YOU SMELL LIKE CABBAGE AND YOU HAVE FACIAL HAIR.

My first lover was very experienced. The times him and I have had were wonderful and I learned a great many things. My second lover was a complete and total newb. I became addicted. The teaching of different methods, the teaching of how to have sex, the teaching of how to just go nuts, became an addiction. In some scenarios people would say I should become a domm, but I don't enjoy the pain, just the teaching and the control. I haven't made any virgins eat ciggarette butts, or whipped them, or done anything like that. I just made them learn. Learn how to please, and it feels wonderful.

My favorite quote is from the movie kids, "Virgins, I love em!". Albiet that the kid in that movie was a complete shithead. Also for the record I am disease free, I got nothing, didn't catch anything from my first lover, and since then I have been with nothing but virgins. I have been tested. Many times. Just in case. I'm clean.

How many virgins you might ask? At this point 58. Now that I'm at 23, well, pickings are getting somewhat slim. I mean you can't go for the under 18 year old virgins(unless you're a teacher I guess) and not be called a pedofile. So I go for only those that are of age 18 and above. I have many things to teach and teach them I do. I roll through myspace, okcupid, as well as other sites waiting for my next person to teach.

I just want to give, and as they learn, receive in kind. I have only had one man who has ever had any other lover but me. As for the virgins, I teach them, hang with them a bit, and set them on their way. Some have confessed love. I let them down easy and again, sent them on their way.

I snipe virgins. I hunt them, and make them mine for a time. Am I a predator?

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

I have 2 REALLY good friends, and we each have a girlfriend, and those 3 girls just happen to be best friends

once, while my gf was out of town, it was me, the two guys, and their gfs at my friends place

my 2 friends each got drunk out of their minds and fell asleep

i was watching tv (mute on, i didnt want to wake them up) when i needed to go to the bathroom

on the way to the bathroom is my buddys bedroom . . . i went to the bathroom and did my business . . .

on the way back, i heard some sounds coming from the bedroom, and i thought everyone was in the tv room, so i opened the door and saw my friends' gfs naked, on the bed, fondling each other

i got the biggest hard-on in my life

i quickly tried to close the door, hoping that it wouldnt be too awkward, but they saw me, and made me come inside

at first, i tried to resist, because it would have just been REALLY awkward, but my temptations just got the best of me

they took off my shirt

i took off my pants

and we had a threesome

bj (from BOTH), doggy style, you name it

i think it went on for almost an hour

my friends and gf have NO clue

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>5286811
>Implying you're telling me anything I didn't already know.
>Implying IQ is a respected metric

Personally, I think this is terrible. But I still laugh my stupid ass off everytime I see it. A middle-schooler, who shot himself, with a fucking gun to his head. I laughed my fucking ass off. I really don't like where this is going.

I laugh because I think it's funny. WHY. Why is this so fucking out-of-my-mind hilarious? This is awful, the most awful thing I've done in a long time. Look at me, look at US. We've fallen so far as to come hear and poke fun of suicide and death?

It's pretty fucking stupid that he shot himself over loosing his iPod, sure, but this kid is DEAD. He's gone, an entire life decimated. And here we are. Alive, and making jokes about how fucking cool it is that he shot himself.

Do you even look in the mirror everyday? Do you see what looks back at you? A person who says "LOL AN HERO STUPID FUCKER" and constantly belittle the people who mourn his death (as retarded as they are, I admit.)

This kid was somebody's son. Somebody's grandkid. Somebody's hopes and dreams in mortal coil. And they're gone. And all we can do is laugh. We laugh at their relative's misery, we chuckle at his community's loss.

Someday, sometime, we're going to have to get off the keyboard, look in that bathroom mirror, and tell yourself "I mock the dead."

mitch, i never even knew u this dude off of runescape gave me ur facebook link, i saw it, and of course i cried, i know what u did, ive been through rough times too, but i just wanted to say im srry to all ur friends, and mitch even though i didnt know u i felt like ive known u for years after i saw ur facebook page rest in peace buddy....

>>5286952
Uh, where is IQ not respected? It has greater predictive power than just about any other number.

I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.

That was like 6 years ago and since then I've fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.

>>5286958
What, pray tell, does IQ measure?

>>5286961
At least you didn't lose it to a bird.

Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to live my life. This babyfur_watch asshole on here, commenting on my LJ telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "Roll around in crapped diapers and meddling in cheap and petty BDSM fetishes." Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over, break my foot off in your ass and slice your damn throat. I have enough crap coming from my dad and grandmother about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking scumbag like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my friends and my lifestyle. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off fox on your ass. Just becuase im a babyfur doesnt mean that i dont have a dark side, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. I'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're babyfurs that they can push us around and redicule us and not have us fight back. Most, if not all of us babyfurs get pissed off if an outsider decides to fuck with us. You may not like the fact that we are babyfurs, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be wearing and using diapers, sucking on pacifiers and bottles, wearing baby clothes and acting like baby's. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. As far as the BDSM stuff go, so what, i wanna be owned by someone and dommed by them, big deal. Keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid pricks...oh wait, you dont have any!

>>5286966
Can you at least find interesting copypasta? This stale /b/ shit is boring. I read the first few words and "yep, seen it."

Indeed it is true, I identify closely with small omnivorous canids. I see no problem with this inclination, do you? I long ago embraced the rust-colored spirit within me and have found much comfort and delight in my dear male friend, who is himself a lovely member of the family canis lupus. The two of us enjoy many acquaintances within and without the close-knit community of animal friendship and I consider myself to be extremely attractive.

Consider your advances spurned, cretin. Immerse yourself in moving pictures from the Orient while I take my leave to indulge in CARNAL PLEASURES with my gentleman caller.

Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds!

I couldn't get no twat from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phony bologna dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here serenity lets show these assholes how we fuck. Lets show these assholes how we fuck. My sweet sweet serenity.

Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds.

All in pork rinds of god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no fucking laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild.

Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking, farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig!

Actor/Musician Will Smith, Dead At 37 Tuesday, December 27th, 2011 Posted: 4:42 PM EST (16:42 GMT)

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Will Smith, the famous actor and musician, has died late Tuesday night in his home town of Philadelphia.

Smith, 42, was killed in a car accident late in the evening. Smith was stuck by a taxi cab while speaking with his wife Jada Pinkett Smith, the cab was speeding and came onto the sidewalk striking Smith and throwing him face first against the windshield. Smith was killed instantly.

One eyewitness who will remain nameless stated "The last thing he saw was the dice on the mirror".

"This is a long sad day for us." Wayne Phillips Philadelphia chief of police said.

Will Smith was the second of four children of Caroline and Willard Smith Sr. He grew up in middle class West Philadelphia and got the nickname 'Prince' because of the way he could charm his way out of trouble. Pursuing music, he met Jeff Townes at a party and they soon began performing together as DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. After his music sales stated to slide Will began an acting career on the hit TV Show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Will basically played himself; a street-smart West Philly kid transplanted to Beverly Hills. The series lasted 6 years. During that time, he ventured into movies where the critics took note of him. In 1996 he had a huge hit with the Blockbuster Independence Day where he played the alien-battling Marine Corps Captain Steven Hiller.

The accident was a hit and run and the perpetrator is still at large. According to eyewitnesses the license plate on the vehicle said "FRESH"

Phillips said "It's a really sad moment for us."

Not copypasta. I had to come and tell you guys this. Well, after the fapping.

Right, so, my brother is about eight years younger than me. Tonight he graduated from elementary school. I ended going along, partly because my brother's an okay guy and partly because my parents dragged me. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And the thing about elementary school grad lolis is that they like to think they're grown up. So, of course, they were all dressed really slutty. That was probably the third reason I stayed. Awesome smooth backs and delicious flat chests.

So the entire night was like slutty lolis on parade. But then, near the end of the ceremony, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and so was wearing a dress that went down to her feet (but strapless, so she still failed at the not slutty look) goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs down. Then, right as she got there, she stepped on the bottom of her skirt. I could tell right away it was going to go. She slipped forward and tried to grab it, but by then it was over her delicious flat chest and about to go the whole way. To top it off, she was stumbling toward the stairs. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Actually, it's nothing I'm proud of and I still regret to this day. But I digress.

When I was 12, I told some of my friends that I thought I was gay. My one friend, Jessica, knew this gay 15 year old guy and showed him my picture. He thought I was cute. We talked for not even two days, and the next day, he came over. He started feeling my dick through my pants, and I felt his. I pulled down his pants, and he had this huge 9 inch boner. I sucked him off, then we did some jacking off to eachother. He did me up the ass for a bit. It REALLY hurt. I couldn't walk right for a few days, and it bled. Then we just jacked eachother off until we came.

I felt so bad after that. Mainly because I find sex a mutual thing that you should do in a relationship.

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

Haha, sagefags <3 the cock

...what the hell did I walk into?>

>>5286717
Kisuke D. Nara. AKA PC. Leader of the ShitHats. They start shit everywhere, so no surprise there if they do get their asses beat.

>>5287177
any pics of them

I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you Mac fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a Mac (a 8600/300 w/64 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this Mac, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even BBEdit Lite is straining to keep up as I type this.

I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various Macs, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Mac that has run faster than its Wintel counterpart, despite the Macs' faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 300 mhz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Macintosh is a superior machine.

Mac addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Mac over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.

One morning before school I was feeling kinda sick. Like diarrhea sick. My mom said, "Here, take an extra pair of underwear." Not thinking what kind of underwear she handed me, I shoved them in my backpack. At school I did the unthinkable, I went in my pants. I ran to the bathroom with my bag so I could use the extra pair my mom sent me. When I tried to put on the underwear, I realized my mom gave me one of my little sisters bedwetter diapers. And I had already thrown MY underwear away! Then at PE I was doing jumping-jacks with my sisters "underwear" on. I was also wearing baggy jeans. They fell down and revealed my sisters undies. Lucky me, I was helping my teacher do them in the middle of everyone, so they ALL saw me! I got so scared that I wet, and let out another flow of poo again!

To save /cgl/ and the humanity itself we must find the "One Naked Ruri" drawing and bring it in a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway(Coscom forums), only by that way the power of The Loli Lord will be destroyed, the search is just the beginning, so many anonymous had been corrupted by its power turning them into weeaboo slaves of the Loli Lord

A little while into the shower, right when I was losing myself in a dream, I heard a loud noise in the other room. I thought maybe my stack of mangas had fallen over, and I didn't want them to hit my piro-kun I made from clay, so I rushed out to see what happened.

And then I saw him- Piro-kun had my suitcase and was smelling my panties. I was frozen solid, this was so scary, I didn't know what to think. He put them down and his face went red, and he started walking over to me. I backed away as much as I could but I ran into a corner. I was shaking, trying to cover up my private parts, but he grabbed my arms and pushed me into the wall. then he went down and started licking my private area. It felt really weird, I was so scared and confused. Then he shoved me hard onto the bed, I was so scared I was crying, I couldn't speak or scream if I wanted to. He took off his clothes and he shoved his private part into my private part. At least I think he did, I didn't really feel it go in, but he started slapping me and saying "take it bitch take it all". I was so scared, but I don't remember anything else... when I woke up I had a little bit of white stuff on my tummy, and I was naked on the bed. Piro-kun was gone. I'll never forget that night, or the things that he did to me.

I had just been leaving the convention, happy that I finally got Adella-chan to sign my book. She even drew me a little picture, and wrote "to my favorite 12 year old fan", it's so kawaii... but she didn't look like she does in her pictures. She looked a little scarier. I shuddered as I got on the bus back to the hotel, thinking of my fantasies with della, except that she's really so different... I don't know what to think anymore.

When I got back to the hotel room, I found the door was unlocked. I thought it was kinda weird, I'm really scared of leaving the door unlocked, but I guessed I was just excited to meet Adella-chan. So I closed it and made sure to lock it. I found a note from my parents saying they were out to eat and were going to stay at another hotel for the night (I don't know why), and said I could order anything from room service. That made me happy, I wanted some delicious cake, but I was really tired. So I undressed and got in the shower.

I used to be absolutely disgusted by dickgirls. For years I would deliberately skip saving pages from doujinshi I found if it had one in it. More recently though, I've accepted that there is futanari art that turns me on. I don't feel compelled to seek out pictures of real-life shemales; it's just one of those things, like piss-drinking and genital piercings, that anime makes arousing even though you'd never go for it in real life. I think it's a combination of three things:

1) Attaching a PENIS to a girl causes her to become sexually aggressive. She can't stop touching herself or trying to have sex with every girl, boy or other dickgirl she sees. An erection means "I'm horny, I want to have sex." When you see a girl gazing at you with a hard on, you know she wants you. Normal girls, it isn't always that obvious (a wet pussy is hard to see through clothes for example).

2) Seeing a dickgirl ejaculate is like how you wince when you see someone else get kicked in the nuts; it's a sympathetic reaction, like psychosomatic or something. Beautiful girls and ejaculating are high on most guys' lists of favorite things; dickgirls put them together in a simple package.

3) A dickgirl's dick is just another toy for you to play with. I'd treat it like an extra breast or a really big clit, something that will make her feel good when you touch her, and a hell of a lot more user friendly than a teeny tiny little knob at the top of her crotch.

4) After four years of nothing but 'normal' hentai (and some real life sex), I'm jaded by hentai. I need something a little kinkier to get me interested, and this fits the bill nicely without getting too fucked up like scat or mutilation or sensory deprivation.

>>5286797 Firstly, /cgl/ finally has a good userbase and more coming in every day. We have a diverse and interesting community and everyone seems to fit in and be able to find people they can relate to.

I want what he's smoking barkeep.

>>5287251
sometimes, the dickgirls even fuck the guys
fuck
yeah

>> Really? I don't look at cgl for weeks and this shit? This is dumb. Why are people fighting over shit? I missed the last thread and I have no idea what happened either.

Maguma refuses to admit he's a virgin like the rest of the Anons.

Cosplay and conventions have given me a warped sense of how real girls act. In the four years I attended high school, I never saw

- girls that were blushing all the time
- girls that seemed to be smiling all the time
- girls that had their mouths open in an O like they were about to suck cock
- girls with their eyebrows like / \ and their mouths open like an O with their hands covering their chest and scrunched down
- girls who had tears in their eyes while yawning
- girls who said "aww" or talked in a sing-song manner all the time
- girls who would randomly go up to each other and hug each other while the target smiled exasperatedly

However, now I can't see girls any other way, and it's all cosplay's fault.

bump!

"Try not to scream too loud, Harry," he hissed. "There are others around." Then he lifted the boy's hips and slammed into him, hard.

It was as if Harry had been torn in two. Agony bloomed within him; his every nerve was alive with pain. Despite the warning, he could not help but cry out, a long keening whine that wouldn't have sounded out-of-place coming from a child. Draco clamped a hand over his mouth.

Body screaming from head to foot, Harry did not even think to try and bite his fingers- he sobbed and tried to withdraw into himself, find a place the Slytherin could not violate as his legs and hips and muscles protested wildly against the stretch. He'd known from the first time it would be painful, but hadn't imagined that it might hurt more- it felt as it he had been stabbed down there, raw sharpness springing inside him as young wounds that had once tried to heal were ripped apart.

The first few thrusts were excruciating, and Harry started to wish he'd succeeded last night. Somewhere above him, Draco was attempting to soothe him, and the teenager ached to scream. It was a hell; it was never going to end, it was too hard and deep for his lithe body to take, oh please let him kill me, -Sirius!- let it end.

After a while, lucidity returned unbidden and Harry remembered how much less the first time had hurt when he'd stopped struggling; he steadied his breathing and concentrated on hating Draco deep inside, trying to let his body go limp, although his eyes leaked tears for a long time afterwards.

A year ago the world was mad at me, and I was mad at it, because I coudln't express my emotions. I was totally focused on keeping emotional pain well away from any part of myself that could feel it.

All this sounds like some stupid teen angst post, about how 'no one understands the real me', I don't think that's true. I think that almost everyone has done what I'm doing now - lay in bed, kept awake by feelings of fear or confusion, and looked for a way to reach out and express the feelings inside. I think all we want to do is reach out and really feel like someone is listening, actually understanding what we feel. The hardest thing to do is work all the feeling out all alone. This is where I failed.

For me, the emotions felt overwhemling and unexpressable. They wern't. I went through two periods of drinking at least 3 times a week, and at least once a week heavily. I got into fights. I took risks. I put myself in a hospital. I've even done things that I still can't talk about.

Long and painful story short, my life found me the next morning hugging my knees on the cold floor of the common room, by the refridgerator. All the bad feelings I had been hiding from the past 5 years caught up to me. I was so afriad that I felt I had only 2 options: run as far away as you can, or end the pain. I actually started to pack to leave. My friends got me help. I've been in therapy for 4 months now.

Lolita fashion:
-degrades western culture
-Promotes vendettas and vandalism
-degrades women
-Implies positivity to primitive force (look at any professional photography gallery, and you'll see imaginative photos with interesting photography, look at a lolita gallery, and you'll see a pissed off fat girl wanting to fight)
-Shifts values to "burando" and expensive dresses which leads to theft
-Promotes Japanese culture, which tries to legalize child porn

Lolita fashion can be done by ANYBODY, an ebay account is all you need to buy primitive clothes and get glomped at conventions. If you've been raped by an asian guy, thats credible and preferred to hype your image, just like growing up on the "street"
The skillsets needed are simple, the coords dont need to be related, just whatever looks "cute" is fine. They dont even have to make sense, just as long as it sticks to childplay. And sometimes, lolitas will get lazy and just wear sneakers. Now some of you guys are gonna say "omg racist against lolitas", but more than half of all lolita clothing is sold to whites. No other genre of fashion promotes more negative values than EGL, and as it spreads toward different regions, it infects the native population like a fungus.

There is NO talent in lolita, so next time, when you're buying cheap jumpskirts from Bodyline, get yourself a clue and don't do it. Your brain will thank you for not degenerating it into a pile of primitive

processing jello.