>>5261844
I'm mute (just saying so that my story makes sense)
A few months ago when I was out of the job I had some dude from my old school pay me to walk around with him and pretend to be his girlfriend.
I had to kiss him, that's all, mostly he was in it for the whole 'moe disability' shit I think. Got $200 out of one date.
Other than that I've done nothing else similiar. I've had a couple guys online approach me and ask for sex, but i'm not really up for doing a job which requires more then light petting.

Sorry, not really helpful, but just saying if you're ok with playing out some guys fantasy you might make a bit of money off that.

>>5261855
>that feel when you'll never find that one perfect mute girl again and every other mute girl is just another dagger in your heart
I have nothing to contribute to this thread. Just my bawws.
Out.

>>5261855
Thanks.

My situation is a little desperate right now, but I'm unwilling to offer sexual services just to scrape by. I know this kind of narrows the field for me, but I thought it would be worth looking into, at least.

I also know that some girls don't mind the sex aspect, so advice on that is also appreciated for other girls who want the info.

>>5261855
Oh mute!Anon, I've heard your story many times and I still can't help but think about how creepy that is you for.
Off-topic hug.

How hard is it to go to a temp agency and get a job. Usually you'll come out with one the same day.

>>5261860
Maybe try doing some fetish photoshoots (ie feet) or webcamming?
>>5261862
Aw, thank you for your concern but really, I guess I'm used to it now. Two years of attending cons and cosplaying makes you get used to the creepers.

>>5261867
Well first thing, I have no skills to speak of outside of working in retail and food service.
Second, I can't exactly afford to give up the steady but low paychecks I am offered at my other two jobs for shakey work through a temp agency. I have had plenty of friends in this situation who get a well paying job, and then get dropped after a few weeks. Sometimes they go months inbetween jobs.

I also live in a state with one of the highest unemployment rates, and in the county with the highest unemployment rate in my state. So that could be a factor. There isn't really anything here. Hell, I have friends who get pissed at me for having two jobs because they could really use one of them.

bump because I'm interested as well.

>>5261871
photos of your feet into money?

I started dating a guy I don't love because he has a good job and pays for everything when we're together(dinners, entertainment etc), which makes a big difference for me in the end of the month.
I dunno if I can call him a "suggar daddy" because he's only 22 and I never told him I was only dating him because of his money.

What bothers me is that I'm his first girlfriend(he was even a virgin before me) and I feel bad for using him.

>>5261958
If you break up with him, at least make something up instead of telling him you're using him for the money.

Nobody deserves to have their first love turn out like that.

>>5261958
that is a super shitty thing to do. what the fucking fuck.

>>5261975
Nobody ever said this sort of thing was all flowers and rainbows.

>>5261958

You feel bad for using *him*? How about degrading yourself? Can't you pass on some drinks and entertainment?

Not christian-crap or anything, but wow

And we women wonder at how much shit we get from dudes.

>>5261991
It's not just "drinks", he basically pays for a good part of the stuff I eat and drives me to places etc

And I'm aware I'm being a bad person, it's just that dating him makes my life much easier.

>>5262017
Are you at least going to sleep with him to give him something?

>>5262028
We're already having sex.

I'm just wondering where you guys find these people
'Cos I would never go as far as sex but I guess kissing is fine if it isn't like SLOPPY MAKEOUTS
Jealousyyy

They used to mention some kind of website where you could find people to do this on whatever level you were comfortable with, from dates, to company, to sex favors. Can't remember at all what it was, though.

>>5261855
Where do you live?
Not trying to be creepy but I have a massive thing for mute girls. How far would you be willing to go (and for what price?)

>>5262165
>Not trying to be creepy

You're failing.

>>5262156
If you want to start whoring yourselves out, I can be your pimp.
I'll protect you, set up contacts, and treat you nicely as long as you keep paying my bills.

>>5262156

I'd be into this, I'm 22, size 8, dark brown hair, green eyes, pale skin, no blemishes. I play Dungeons and Dragons, White Wolf RPGs, old school Paranoia and Shadowrun, Munchkin, and Pathfinder. I also play console games, and I have a large collection, though I'm not as much into multiplayer FPSs. I'm willing to go on dates, pretend to be a girlfriend, up to and including kissing. I might be willing to sell panties that can be kept after the client's contract ends.

Now if only there were somewhere I could advertise...

>>5262040
I see no problem to this relationship then

>>5262211
>mfw I can actually run a business like this
>mfw I have no face

>>5262165
I live in Cali, and sorry, but I'm not interested in whoring myself out (especially since I have a job now) Go find a hooker and pay her to keep quiet during sex.

>>5262304
>mfw sluts with disabilities have standards
>mfw they're bitches
You're a cripple. Shut up. Oh wait.

>>5262318

>>5262330
Wanna fuck?

>>5262318
You're surprised?

I'd say you're an asshole, but I can't. Welp.

>>5262336
...is it weird I find that kind of sad? Do you get teased a lot for being mute?

>>5262365
>>5262336
I find it like an awesome character trait. Raik rearu animu! I srsly do though. How do you communicate mostly?

I know a bunch of paysites that are reliable for putting out nude photosets and you don't have to masturbate or even do spread shots. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post them though, I'm a bit wary after getting a two day ban for participating in "tripfag fellatio" I believe it was. Some of them even allow self-taken photosets, although you can only get about $60 for those.

>>5262365
I don't get teased very often, just assholes who try to take advantage of the fact I can't talk. I may not be able to scream but I can still punch you in the dick if you try anything.
>>5262387
Er, thanks? I use sign language when communicating to family/deaf friends but with normal people I carry around a notepad and write stuff down. Sometimes friends interpret for me.
At cons I usually carry around a small whiteboard though.

>>5262336
Probably because your mouth's chocked full of my dick.
Write something dumb again and I'll dick slap you so hard you'd actually scream and cream like the slut you are.

>>5262414
I'm so intimidated.
Oohh mr anon please don't hurt me.

>>5262414

>>5262397
You're like Elizabeth in Gintama basically. That's really cute. And hilarious.

>>5262429
That actually felt good typing that shit out.
Talking dirty feels good man.

Jesus christ this thread is fucked.
One minute is people whoring themselves out and the next its "make fun of the mute girl" time

what the hell is wrong with the world?

>>5262502
It's not so much making fun of her as it is just creeping on her.

"oh hai i herd ur mute that makes me hard :)" is going to get her to like you, sure.

>>5262445
A quick google search shows me this character appears to be a giant duck. I shall take that as a compliment.

>>5262451
Good for you.

>>5262502
>>5262515
Eh.
I don't care, but I do wish people (by which I mean /cgl/) would realize that I'm effectively the same as every other single femanon, just unable to talk. :|

>>5261958
My first girlfriend did that to me, when she broke it off i became a gigantic whore, to this day i have no idea if i should hate her for using me or thank her for making me grow up.

>>5262606
becoming jaded =/= growing up, hun.

What about couples? I am trying to get my boyfriend to agree to putting on sex shows for people willing to pay. They could command what they want to see, etc.

Would it be safer to host at our own house, or go to theirs?

Tips on how I can convince my boyfriend to do this?

>>5262644
both are bad choices. one has them in their home turf, the other lets them know where you live.
you need neutral ground

>>5262557
Pretend however you like. You'll never be a "normal" girl.

>>5262644
Why not do it online?
If you do a cam show in cosplay, you will pretty much bleed money.

>>5262660
Out of your vag.
Like what girls are supposed to do.
Get it, guise?

>>5262652
What could this be? A hotel would cost money, thus getting us less than what we are being paid.
>>5262660
Service suggestion? How do we advertise? I also notice most cam sites require your ss#. That makes me uncomfortable.

>>5262557
Sorry if this is rude or anything...but how do people usually react at cons when they find out you can't speak? Sorry, just really curious.

>>5261958
>22yo virgin.
You're doing him a favor. Is he one of those fat neckbeard?

Ehh. My boyfriend was jobless for a while out of college, and I supported him for 5 months. He makes $800 a week now, so to make it up to me, he's paying me back and willing to support any hobbies I have for all the good faith I've invested into him (I'll be honest, at the 4 month mark, I was getting a little scared).

But it's all good. :)

I have a few friends who've fucked for burando, but I've heard of worse. The guys knew what they were getting into, so it's nbd to me. Everyone makes a choice.

>>5262789

So do they just ask random guys to fuck them for money? Or is there a site they go to?

>>5262653
Why not? I can communicate fine with people and apart from being mute there's nothing else seriously wrong with me.
>>5262736
People usually are just surprised. I get 'Oh, so you're just like [insert mute anime character name here]!' a lot. After they know I usually just get treated normally (except for the odd neckbeard//weeaboo being creepy)

>have a job
>check these threads for the fun of it
holy shit, this thread.

>>5262798

No...they were all fucking the same guy actually. It weirded me out when I first heard, but then I got over it because they were cool to hang out with otherwise. Just a random guy at a college. He wasn't into lolitas in particular, he just found it was easier to get into their pants for brand. I feel bad for him, because he desperately wants a real relationship, but has a learned habit that women will fuck him for money, so even if he meets a girl who would potentially like him, he'll ruin it trying to buy her off. =/ IMO, if you do it, don't do it to someone who has no experience in this, you'll potentially ruin them for life, and you have to live with it.

>>5262774
No he's not a fat neckbeard, I wouldn't date a guy like that. He was a virgin until that age because of shyness and never learning how to open up to other people and rely on them. He grew up with a mentally disabled brother who'd demand all of his parents' attention, so I think it has something to do with that, even though he never complained.

I'm feeling like shit now lol

>>5262827
yeah, jobs are magical things to have right now
i'm surprised by how many of my friends from college didn't manage to get one, either in their industry or otherwise
feelsbad

>>5262810
Wait a minute. Why are you mute though?

>>5262840
I have mixed feelings about what you're doing, but if you continue doing it, FINE, but when it ends, don't hurt him. People will always be hurt with the end of their first love, this is unavoidable, and not as big of a deal. But don't ever let him know you were seeing him for his money. He's getting something out of it, but because you weren't upfront with him, I cannot stress this more: Do not hurt the boy.

If you got to know him more, do you think you could like him for him and not his money?

>>5262859
Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're mute.

Sorry, couldn't resist. I was born mute. I wish I had a super cool story to explain it (I tell kids that I was a secret agent and had my vocal chords cut out by an evil villain to stop me telling people about his evil plan.)

>>5262859
(GASPS) YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE MUTE ANON

>>5262873
Fudgesicles, cut off end of my post.
* ...but I don't. I was just born like this. I can't even tell you the medical specifics because I honestly don't care about it to ask, it's just an accepted part of my life.

>>5262866
He's a nice guy(not a "Nice Guy"), I enjoy his company but I don't have any romantic feelings for him.
Maybe one day I'll wake up and realise I've developed feelings for him, it could happen.

And no I don't plan on hurting him.

>>5262906

I see nothing wrong with what you're doing. You like him enough, romantic feelings aren't always there. But I'd cut things off if there are any signs of, "I want to marry you and spend my life with you." because he's getting the wrong idea if that happens. If you're upfront that the relationship is merely enjoyable for you, and not love, it's fine. Just don't lie and say you love him if it's not true.

True love is pretty elusive, and I've found a lot of people would rather have a stable life than a passionate (but crazy unstable) life. You gotta weigh what YOU think is important in your life, that's pretty much all I have to add.

I mean, one of the girls I was talking about, fucked for brand, but I'm going to be honest with you, the home she came from doesn't have stable income. I'm disappointed, but I don't blame her, some people will stay with a person because they want to know the next day they have a comfortable life.

Best words of advice I can offer is, always weigh in what you think is more important. Is it looks? Stability? Love? Intellect? I mean, when I set up my guy friends, I always tell them, there is always a chance of hooking a girl at least 10% more attractive then them, simply because girls will sacrifice something for a trait they find more desirable. My sisters wouldn't date the string of nerds I've dated, but I did because I like good conversation. I wouldn't date the "hotties" they've dated because I think they're sexist or crazy. It's all dependent on what kind of lifestyle you want, and what is important to you. Life ain't perfect, and I don't believe it's right for people to shoot for unrealistic things like the perfect man (money, good looks, genius) unless they're perfect too.

>>5262878
Have you ever just tried speaking? Does it gurgle, or no sound at all? I'm terribly fascinated.

>>5262948
Goddamnit you buffoon!

>>5262948
No sound. I can whistle though.

>>5262985
>I can whistle
I can't, tell me your secrets, MuteAnon.

>>5262985
I bet you're ridiculously good at whistling.

>>5263002
Haha, just practice at it.
>>5263009
Gotta have something to attract someone's attention.

>>5263014
You wake up tomorrow with the ability to speak.
Initial thoughts?

>>5263041
>oh my god oh my god oh my god
>cry hysterically
>tell parents I love them for the first time
>call up friends
>wait most of my friends are deaf
>call up old boyfriend
>cry more
>sing at the top of my voice
>scream

Something like that.

...damn, now I'm a little teary-eyed.

Stop asking mute anon question guys, its making her sad

>>5263054
Yeah well, sorry. I've never spoken to someone who can't speak before.

I don't think you'd be a very good singer though. What if you have a mans voice? ... I love you MuteAnon!

>>5263071
Nah, it's alright. That's just a particularly emotional situation for me to imagine.
>>5263105
Do you think I'd care? I've never spoken a single word in my life, never been able to sing along to music or hell, yell or scream or whisper or speak ANYTHING in any wya.
I don't care if I was godawful at singing, if my voice was annoying or I had a man-voice. I would be able to TALK. I could say directly what I wanted with no middle man.

...goddamnit.

>>5263105
>implying you need to be a good singer to enjoy singing. Karaoke and showers are proof enough of that.

If I were muteanon, I'd be singing singing my heart out until my throat was raw. You never realize just how amazing something is, until you see somebody who has never been able to do it.

>>5263108
Okay. But do you know one thing...?


> silence is goldy

I'm off too bed.

>>5263119
>> silence is goldy
>goldy

asking muteanon questions
it's like some kinda sitcom

>>5263119
I was tempted to post an incredibly violent gif to display my reply to that, but
>>5263124
made me giggle too much.

>>5261844
Eh, from the other side:
I used to date a chick who liked lolita. Had a second part time job that she'd occasionally use the cash from to buy brand but it was obvious she stressed every now and then to buy something when it was between either brand or something necessary for her college.

So I bought her some pieces of brand here and there after a...odd "adventure" at trying to get her measurements so I could order her stuff in surprise (it involved her being passed out from exhaustion and me springing into action with a tape measure).

It was nice while it lasted, sort of fell apart for other reasons.

>>5261844
Advise? Search, hound people until you get an absolute no and sell yourself like a boss. Sort of moving from place to place for a job, there's not much one can do other than use every goverment/city sponsored job seeking programs, if you go to college then use the services they provide to seek a job, look at newspaper/local ads like a hawk and network like a mofo.

>>5263129
Come on, that was the joke and it was hilarious. I really like MuteAnon.

>>5263139
I'm flattered and glad that you like me but it's really not funny to me. It's a very emotional subject especially since it's incredibly unlikely that I will ever be able to speak.

Whoa. I'm surprised by you guys. I babysit and style wigs for cash (usually $35 for babysitting and about $30 profit on wigs) but my big cosplay buys are in Dec/Jan from Christmas/Birthday gifts. I usually get about $400 and by all my cosplay for the year.

I do want to get into sugar babying when I can. One of my friends told me that it always ends in rape though.

Any sugar babies have stories on how your relationship with your momma/daddy ended and if you ever slept with them?

>>5263139

Stop being an insensitive jerk.

>implying /cgl/ isn't usually insensitive.

>>5263144
sometimes you gotta laugh at life sis
but I understand. But I don't think I could accept it if I didn't know the reason. Like is it my vocal chords, or my psyche?Did you scream when you were born? Nevermind, not very cgl related

>>5263183
I'm deaf and I laughed alot at that joke. It's obviously different for everyone but I think you should joke about pretty much everything in life.

There are other ways to make money as well.

Hell, i crochet. and all of my parents friends saw one hat i made for my father and now i'm swimming in cash because everybody is hitting me up for hats, the yarn is 2 dollars for enough for 3 hats, and they're paying me 10 bucks a pop.

I don't even want to let them know i sew or can make stuffed animals, people love handmade shit, and will pay a LOT if they like you and will ask you to make something for every one of their friends and family members.

Also crochet and sewing is so rori.

>>5263229
I'm thinking of starting to make felt stuffed animals. I recently got a book at the library and I literally have enough felt to carpet a house. Do you think people would pay for them?

>>5263265

Depends on pricing mostly. If the price is right, I think people would buy them.

Oh wow, /cgl/ is really having a thread like this.

You people are something else.

>>5263267
Any suggestions on pricing or somewhere to sell them online?

>>5263270
Off the top of my head, I suggest etsy. Since that's the kind of stuff the site is made for. I'd say, consider what you'd be willing to pay for a stuffed animal. Think about what you usually see people selling them for at cons and so on. I can't really give you specific pricing since I don't know what the quality and size of what you'll be selling is.

Sluts general

so if i raped a mute girl, no one could hear?

>>5263265
Oh definitely!

Try making one for a friends birthday or a parents friends newborn or attach it to your purse when you go to a get-together, if someone asks tell them you made it yourself, and you can make one for them if they like.

Chances are they'll offer to pay themselves, say you need the cost of the materials + like 3-5 dollars for the work, they'll say 'Oh no! thats far too low, here have so-and-so' and then you have your price.

Also like the other anon said, etsy is nice but you should advertise locally, like print flyers with the store name and post it to various other online sources like facebook, etc.

>>5263285
Why does she need glasses if she's mute?

>>5263285
They'd hear if she stabbed you in the balls.

>>5263312
Wouldn't they just need to punch her once in the face and twice in the stomach?

>>5263316
Wouldn't she use rape whistle skillz?

now I want to find a mute girl to whore herself to me for a price. where do i find them?

>>5263321
Can mute people make a whistle make a sound? What if no one was around to hear it?

>>5263326
Now you're trying too hard..Scale back a little.

>>5263316
Not a completely on topic reply to your post, but I feel the need to point out that the 'mute girls are so weak and fragile' stereotype is mostly bullshit, because almost every single mute girl I know takes some form of self defence classes and/or carries pepper spray or some other form of deterent with her because most guys think they'll be easy victims.

I've been grabbed three times in the past month (twice at a con) and the guys are the ones who walk away worse off.
>>5263324
Get a hooker, much easier and probably much cheaper.
>>5263326
Since most mute girls are able to breathe, yes.

>>5263326
Do they even make whistling sounds when no one hears?

>>5263326
I seriously hope you're trolling. The only other option is your fucking retarded.

Speaking involves vocal chords and air going through them.
Whistling requires air through your lips.

Mute people have lips. Nearly all of them can blow air through their mouth.

>>5263335
>the guys are the ones who walk away worse off
describe.

So to all the prostitutes in here:

Why not find a job?
Don't you feel bad you're wasting the opportunities women fought for you?
Don't you feel remorse for being sluts?

>>5263338
We are entering existential questions and deeper philosophy I see.

>>5263342
I got kicked out of a con because I stepped on a guy's balls after he ripped my skirt off and tried to drag me into a supply room (nearly fucking did the deed except I had heels on and I kicked him in the face)

The mute girl is suffering from autism.

>>5263335
would it be possible for you to use an artificial larnyx?

>>5263366
>removing your clothes in public
Whore.

>>5263366
forgive me for not believing you, but i do not believe you.

>>5263377
>after he ripped my skirt off
HURR DURR


Muteanon, don't listen to these faggots.

I'll be honest, now I'm tempted to search out a mute girl at a con and attempt rape. Which cons do you frequent mutes?

>>5263366
How come YOU got kick out?

>>5263373
Unlikely, because I'm too poor to afford it
>>5263384
That's fine, you don't need to believe my story so long as you understand that all mute girls aren't little kawaiidesu anime characters who are easy targets.

>>5263391

She had a hard time explaining herself.

>>5263393
Forgot my trip. Should just keep it on and deal with posting in embarassing threads (not like anyone here knows me in real life anyway)
>>5263395
I chortled.
>>5263391
Because apparently I was attacking him unlawfully.

Ever seen the boondocks where martin luther king is ashamed at the blacks for acting like they do when he fought for their freedom? Same shit here. Why did men give women equal rights if they aren't gonna use them and behave the same as before?

>>5263395
I feel bad, but-

>>5263401
Neat. How did you get my tripcode?

Well, I'm tired so I'm going to bed.
If you have questions just post 'em and I'll answer them tommorow

Can we archive this thread. This is hilarious.

>>5263366
Wow.. Avoiding assault really is a very real concern for you.. That's.. wow. Sorry.

I know it's a concern for others, but being mute.. well, at least you got him good!
"I don't need to be able to fucking shout, bitch! Gonna fuck your shit up!"

(Couldn't find a gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HE-poT8hfc

jesus christ you guys, lay off muteanon. you aren't big, brave strong men for mocking her, you're just cowardly assholes.

muteanon i think you seem lovely. if you don't mind me asking, what cons do you attend?

>>5263402
You did. The way you seem to whore yourself out, I'm sure you made the guy see you as nothing but a hooker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNdfdQvdVc#t=3m48s

>>5263410
They don't have your tripcode, sweetie-chan. Just looks like it. They pasted your name and trip into the name field.

Good night.

>>5263433

As a fellow mute-anon... I'd like to know this too. During all my adventures at AX, I've only ran into one other person who knew ASL well (an artist in AA who was mute as well.)

>>5263439
>The way you seem to whore yourself out

Uhhh. what? How does muteanon whore herself out? Because she dared to wear a skirt?

>>5263465
She pretended to be a guy's girlfriend for a day for $200.

>>5263476
>A few months ago when I was out of the job I had some dude from my old school pay me to walk around with him and pretend to be his girlfriend.
I had to kiss him, that's all, mostly he was in it for the whole 'moe disability' shit I think. Got $200 out of one date.

So she knew the guy, didn't have a job, didn't have to do more than kiss him...and that makes her a whore?

>>5263393
oh thats rough.

most medical devices are stupid expensive

there may be some sort of payment plan to make buying one possible (that is of course if an artificial larynx would even work with whatever issue it is that makes you mute)

>>5263465
Something she said early in the thread. Nothing the assaulter could have known about.
Ignore the troll.

>2011
>justifying selling your body for money

Only in Western society.

>>5263486
And? I said that it probably spills over to her character. For a woman to actually do something like that, I can't imagine how she acts other times.
>>5263483
Yes, that makes her an escort service.

>this thread

>>5263498
>>5263498
>>5263498
This guy has the right idea, muteanon does sound cute though goodluck with your financial problems.Hopefully doesn't result in mindbreak and ahego

>>5263498
>Only in Western society.

You're not even trying.

>>5263410
>>5263462

GASPS, there are two mute anons on this board... Oh you guys should become friends

>>5263518
They should become a couple and have beautiful mute babies together.

No, really though, muteanon, ignore the trolls. You sound really cute and I feel really bad for you (about getting assaulted a lot)

>>5261958
>I was only dating him because of his money.

As a self-interested bore who has nothing to offer in a relationship other than his money, thank you. Without people like you, people like me would not be as happy.

More assaults need to end in success to put you in your place.

>>5263518

...interestingly enough, most of my friends are deaf too. I live in Southern California. If the original mute-anon also does, I wouldn't be surprised if we knew each other somehow. Maybe she'll answer when she wakes up?

>>5263526
Work a bit on that self-esteem, honey.

>>5263515
I'm not trying. Most places recognize that prostitution isn't a noble profession. Only the west makes it so a woman offering sex for money or gifts is some sort of strong end empowering thing.

>>5263534
Mute anon's name is Misha, if that rings any bells? She lives in NorCal though (I'm a good friend of hers so chances are if you know her you know me as well)

The thing that amazes me is how a woman could do such disgusting and vile things, then not see a problem with it. Take a step away from your sex

>Preforming sexual and escort services for money
This is wrong. Admit it. Find a job you lazy cunts.

>>5263559
I'm not justifying it, but muteanon is...you know, mute. That probably narrows her job options quite a bit.

>>5263564
There are mentally retarded people who get jobs as tax brokers. These days, everyone has equal opportunity. Its not a reason, its an excuse.

>>5263547

It doesn't ring a bell. Has she ever gone to any of the Starbucks deaf chats? There are huge ones (200+ ASL) around here. Maybe she'd make the trip to meet people? I'm Derrick. I don't think I know her... thanks for your help though.

>>5263547
aw why'd you put her deets out like that especially after guys talked about raping her. it's not alot but probably not the best thread to post that lol

>>5263585
I don't think so, and your name doesn't ring any bells either.
If you go to AX though, we're attending it together next year so maybe we could meet up?
>>5263559
She has a job, she didn't have one when she did the 'pretend to be your girlfriend' thing because she just moved states.

>>5263596

That'd be nice. I'll be helping a friend at their AA booth this year. It should be easy to find me. I will be... probably the only mute guy in the alley.

For the most part this thread has been completely unhelpful. Ah well.

>>5263559
>This is wrong. Admit it. Find a job you lazy cunts.
I never denied it was wrong, I do think it is, and I have two jobs. lrn2read

>>5263547
>mute
>Misha

I- bwuh- I-is this a coincidence, or was muteanon involved in making KS in some manner?

>>5263405
It's a job, you cockbag. There's a difference between volunteering yourself for money and being forced to do it whether you need to or not.

Maybe we should fight for soldier's rights too.

Also, is it the nature of the thread that brought the trolls, or is /cgl/ just shit tonight?

>>5263716
Nature of the thread. It always happens. A thread derail into prostitution and it is discussed seriously and legitimately. A thread is started on the subject and it's just a pile of shit.

>>5263716
This, goddamn it. I don't care about the girls who choose to do things that are less than desirable to make a living, but threatening to rape a girl who happens to be mute?

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Are you that deprived irl?

I normally lurk /cgl/ but had to comment.
MuteAnon, you sound cool. Wish I lived in CA so we could hang out and you could berate me for not knowing much about sign-language/anime anymore.
Warning on prostitutes: If you find a desperate one, do not let her know where you live. She will arrive randomly at your door when you avoid her calls to ask for "20 for gas and cigs" and promise to pay you back and "interest".

I've got some notes for making money with crafts.

Consider selling them at cons. I'm an artist and i usually sell art at cons, and I swap some merch with friends in other parts of the country and we sell eachother's stuff and paypal the money back and forth. (Obviously, you need to know and trust these people pretty well.)

If you have a clever idea for pins(buttons), you can have a bunch made cheaply (modbuttons.com) and sell those at cons, or ask an artist friend to sell them at their table.. You can buy the buttons for like 20 cents each and sell them for a dollar.

This depends on the convention's rules for the artist alley, but glowsticks and glowing things usually sell really well because of the raves/concerts/dances. You usually can't just sell things without having crafted them at all, but finding creative ways to incorporate glowsticks into jewelry/clothing is a good way to make money.

So, there are ways to make some money even if you're not a super talented artist. If you can just do a few things well, you can make some spare cash. It's best to do 1 or 2 things very well instead of producing 5 or 6 crappy products.

Good luck, roris. You guys know a lot about loli fashion and accessories, so why not learn to make one or two kinds very well, and then selling those in tons of different colors/etc?

I didn't read this thread yet, about to leave the house.

But http://www.seekingarrangement.com/ some guys are really just looking for prostitutes but most are looking for a girl to hang out with. Hope I helped a bit!

>>5263955
>http://www.seekingarrangement.com/
There are quite a few black sugar babies.

>>5264006
And most of the sugar mommies/daddies say they only what white chicks. Hilarious.

>ITT Women once again proving that they're all whores

Also to the mute bitch, accepting money for a date still makes you a whore

>>5264730
Debatable. Google:Noun:
A person, typically a woman, who engages in sex for payment.

MuteAnon sold the GirlFriendExperience (GFE) without the sex. Basically armcandy for someone that cares more about how others think they look than how much money they spend. My favorite Korean Drama (Coffee Prince) started out with that premise.

>>5264730
An escort*, technically.
In traditional Japanese culture, she'd be a geisha at worst, a simple entertainer at best.

Polite sage for lolsemantics

I think MuteAnon is awesomw

>>5261844
wat

bump in the hopes mutanon will see this and answer my question >>5263433

seriously if your a decent enough actress try being a phone sex operator

I was linked here by /a/, just want to say that you girls are absolutely fucking shameless.

Go and tell your fathers you prostitute yourselves in this way. I'm sure they'll be thrilled.

No girl I know would do something like this, it seems this kind of behavior is exclusive to girls who watch anime and play video games.

>>5266771
It's been a while, athens.

>it seems this kind of behavior is exclusive to girls who watch anime and play video games.
If only. You either don't know enough girls or have been extremely lucky.

>>5266771
>it seems this kind of behavior is exclusive to girls who watch anime and play video games.

HA. HAHAHAHA.

>>5263433
I attend AX and that's it unfortunately since I don't have the funds to attend any other con.

>>5266771
>implying anyone from /a/ knows girls in real life
>your mother or sister does not count

>>5266796
>It's been a while, athens.

It probably has.

>If only. You either don't know enough girls or have been extremely lucky.

I really hope too many girls don't do this shit. It will only come back to haunt them. First it's this kind of 'paid dating', then it's porn or something.

>>5266822
>implying anyone from /a/ knows girls in real life

You're mute and dress up as cartoon characters. I don't think you're in a position to be playing arbiter of social acceptance hear my dear.

>>5261844

>>5266909
Why are his eyes upside-down?

>>5266950

Because Steve Buscemi.

>Also maybe some advice on landing a job that pays more than minimum wage, I'm having no luck in that department.

Study like a boss and get certified to be a wastewater treatment operator. It's actually a fairly sanitary job, sadly misunderstood (hence why there's positions available), the pay is phenomenal and you'll WANT to work overtime because it's so damn easy to do.

>>5267023
Not op but that sounds kind of counterproductive to the fact that theyre obviously going to school to do something else

>>5267029
>take wastewater treatment op job
>$13+ an hour apprenticing for a year
>$18 an hour as a level 1 operator
>$20+ as a level 4 operator
>opportunity to apply for wastewater treatment labs
>city or plant's company will pay for your tuition
>make $30 an hour

Level 2 operator here but I'm considering making that jump eventually.

>>5267058
mfw i'm not good at science or math

>>5267058
>city or plant's company will pay for your tuition if it's related to the job

It's not that I'm dismissing the idea, but I'm already in debt from school. Is going to school for something totally unrelated to my future career for this job and then still have to go to school for what I actually want to do really going to work out for me, especially if I only have 2 more years of school left? Whatever option I choose is completely temporary, and this job seems to be something steady and of a longer term.

Thanks for the info though. Just did a quick Google search, doesn't seem that bad.

>>5267029
>get college degree for tens of thousands
>get no job or minimum wage job

>take test for $30, work for the city
>get paid handsomely without the need for a college degree

k

>>5267071
>give up my dream job that I am nearly guaranteed a position in unless I go crazy and stab someone or whatever for a job I would probably fucking hate

Look. This operator thing seems like a great deal, I like it, but there is no way in hell I'm going to dump all of my ambitions for it...

>>5267069
Eh. If you want to get a degree as something to fall back on, go for it. Might help you in the future. Wastewater treatment operation has job security though, and once you become good at it, you can BS on your laptop or do whatever you want for those 4 hours between checking a few meters, turning a few valves, and writing down a few numbers.

Not to be confused with maintenance workers. They get their perks (paid a bit more than operator APPRENTICES, depending on the plant; get weekends off) but their positions are subject to regime changes, and they come and go. Operators get slaps on the wrist for shit that'd get someone fired from any other job. It's funny sometimes.

>>5267078
Well, it's up to you really. Maybe see this as a fall-back thing if your dream job doesn't work out. Best of luck though. If you really only have a couple years left til a bachelor's degree then you might as well get that, might come in handy someday if the recession ever turns around.

>>5267079
Yeah, that's what I'm considering. I actually had a fallback certification at one time, but I let it expire. Lots of regret there. The money it'd cost me to update my license at this time is nowhere near worth it.

As a matter of fact it seems as though my state doesn't charge for the exam in the first place...

>>5267083
>>5267084
My dream job is also slightly sensitive to recessions. So yeah.

>>5267092
Do you want to be a model with a pay-site?

>>5264006
Some of those sugar daddies are pretty interesting...

Has anyone tried it?

I have a sugar daddy, only because of some of my internet fame. I have no idea how you'd get a sugar daddy if you weren't 'known'. Plus, you have to be really smart about it, you can't just demand money, in a way you are the dominant one even if they want you to be submissive.

>>5267083
This wastewater operator thing sounds too good to be true. It's like Homer Simpson's job.

www.mygirlfund.com

I found my sugardaddy on /soc/, actually. It never hurts to post in those threads that pop up.
Chatted for a while over emails, then he asked for my Amazon wishlist and he usually gives me 3-4 gifts a month nowadays, ranging from $20 each to $60.

>>5267058
Hm, the pay isn't quite as good in my city (I'm assuming you meant starting pay, though I guess you could mean average pay), but there does seem to be an opening. Maybe? It said it was reposted last month, but it's past the date they said they'd have the job open but it's still on the site. Hrm.

>Minimum Starting Salaries:
>Operator "A": $15.02 per hour; Grade L05
>Operator "B": $13.54 per hour; Grade L04
>Operator "C": $12.13 per hour; Grade L03
>Trainee: $10.55 per hour; Grade L02

>>5267362
And what do you do in return?

>>5267373
Sexy stuff.

>>5267340

I wasn't going to give more info but after reading this thread...It's not at all degrading, it's degrading to the men as they're so stupid that they willingly throw money at someone who will never actually love them no matter how much they say they love you. You men are the ones who are pathetic. I don't hate men, I just don't get why you all blame the women.

>>5267379
I don't think it's right to say the actions of either side are degrading. There's nothing wrong with wanting sex or companionship, and there's nothing wrong with giving it. We all have different motivations and reasons for doing a variety of things (which most certainly include money, nothing wrong with that), and as long as you don't feel uncomfortable then I think your self-respect is intact. People attach so much shame and disdain to sex workers and the people who make use of their services that just seems so silly to me.

>>5267379
>You men are the ones who are pathetic
>sells body out for money to losers
>hate on normal guys who laugh at whores
Ironic.

>>5267386

WOMAN HATE

I found my sugar daddy in a dating website.
We usually have sex and then he gives me money or we go shopping.

pic related.

I don't want to live on (most of) this planet.

>>5267399
What if I consider both orange tans AND excessive tattoos hideous?
Like dem girls natural.

>>5267401
Good start, padawan

Have a gift

>>5267393
How old are you and how old is he? Does he have family? Do you introduce him to your life/friends/family?

>>5267406
I'm 22, he's 38. He's single and I obviously never introduced him to anybody.

>>5267412
This is sad. What about guys your age that you like? You just pretty much gave up your happiness for money?
inb4 money is happiness

>>5267416
But I'm happy now, when I realise I'm not happy anymore I'll date guys my age.

>>5267416
I'm sorry, but how exactly is she giving up her happiness for money? She has casual sex with a guy in exchange for money or a shopping trip, it's not exactly affecting her life that much.

>>5267416
Not same Anon. I'm not into lolita but married what many /cgl/ would consider a sugardaddy with a 20 year age gap.

Sometimes two adults want love. Sometimes they want friends with benefits. Sometimes they want pretty things. Sometimes they want pretty women. Sometimes they want vanilla. Sometimes kink.

>>5267422
>>5267420
>>5267419
Oh God, what has this world turn into.
First girl, you live a secret life you're ashamed to share with your friends and family.
Second, she's whoring her body out. When you get to the point of whoring yourself out, something's not right.
Third girl,
>throws up

>>5267424
But who are you to say she's not happy? I don't personally agree with casual sex, but at least she's getting something out of it, as is the sugardaddy.

>>5267424
It's not that I'm ashamed of it, I just don't wanna deal with all the bullshit other people will give me.

>>5267428

>I don't personally agree with casual sex, but at least she's getting something out of it, as is the sugardaddy.

don't agreed with casual sex, but being a whore is ok lololol

>>5267428
You're just trolling me now.
>>5267429
>ashamed
>lies to self
At least have the decency to be honest about it.

>>5267429
When this all ends and you start dating a guy your age, will you tell him you were having sex for money with a man 16 years your senior?

>>5267434
No, it wouldn't be his business.

>>5267432
I'm not ashamed, really. When I go shopping with him I just laugh at the people who keep staring at us.

>>5267432
>ashamed
>goes out in public with him
Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

>>5267432
Person's A happiness =/= Person's B happiness

>>5267437
>No
>clearly not ashamed
You do know why they're staring and laughing at you right, whore?

>>5267437
Aren't double takes fun?

ITT:
Whores defending whores.

>>5267449
Trolls trolling trolls

>>5267444
>Aren't double takes fun?
hell yeah

>>5267442
I don't care.

It's ok to give someone money to teach you an instrument.
It's ok to give someone money to teach you how to do math.
It's ok to give someone money to train you martial arts.
But it's NOT ok to give someone money to give you a great orgasm.

Stupid slut shaming bullshit.

I got tired of reading this thread, but you guys should read a book called "the missing class" ; especially the girl who is dating a guy because it helps her out financially
Shit is not uncommon.

Also, being allowed to do what you will with your own body is part of what feminism is fighting for.
You may have moral objections to it, but obviously people don't always share the same set of morals.

And finally, those of you having trouble getting out of minimum wage jobs:
The hardest part is that you'll have to stop being scared. Stop thinking "but what if this doesn't work out?" kind of thoughts. You're working minimum wage. It may get worse for a little bit (i.e. that temp job ends without a fulltime offer), but ultimately you're going to end up in a better position.

Once you stop working minimum wage, even if just temporarily, you have experience. Maybe not a lot, but some is better than nothing.

The next thing, is to either go to the employment agency, or find a sort of in-between job.
My in-between was being a teller at a credit union.
Data entry is probably another one. Mail-room clerks. Just think about the menial tasks a company needs to have done.

Work there, find out what other position the company your with has and try to move around within the company.
Or work there while trying to find another position somewhere else.

Whatever you do, you need to keep your mind on how you're going to build up your resume and developing your skills. Unless you're already like 45, making your resume look as good as possible for the kind of salary you would eventually like to make should always be your goal.

>>5267456
Wow. Somebody's grasping straws.
Teaching =/= sexual services. There are lines crossed there.
Now I KNOW you're trolling me.
I'm going to laugh about this all day. Thanks, bro.

>>5267457
>feminism
>an actual political party
>feminism
>not full of hypocracy

>>5267461
What about massages? There are several things people pay other people for pleasure.

Anyway, it's my body and I can do whatever I want with it, now go back to /r9k/ /a/ or whatever shithole you came from.

>>5267457
also, fuck company loyalty. read a book called bright sided. or work for a company longer than 6 months.

This is sort of a personal issue I've had to deal with, but do not ever think that loyalty and hardwork will help you out within a company.
Maybe if the company is a small mom & pop where the owner is actually on your level, but anywhere else, fuck 'em.

Loyalty and hardwork are always overlooked if you're not outgoing, if you don't fit in (or a kiss ass), and if you're not marketable.

Not to say that you shouldn't at least appear to work hard, every one in any job needs to do that, but do not stay somewhere because you think your loyalty will be rewarded.

Working hard: I like to work as hard as I was told to work when accepting job and as hard as I feel like my wage and treatment deserves. I have been marginally successful in each of the jobs I've had. However, I should also let you know that I'm still not where I want to be. I don't think that has ever been because of my attitude. I think it's because I'm young and still building my resume up.

I just figured I would share that to help you decide if you want to heed my advise on this aspect or not.

>>5267466
>comparing massages to dick in vagina and eating cum
>my body, my choice, i am wominz
>you're probably a pathetic loser anyway
lololol
Fuck, /cgl/ is hilarious.
I'll see you around, babe ;)

>>5267466
Pleasure:
A feeling of happy satisfaction and enjoyment:
Used or intended for entertainment.
Give sexual enjoyment or satisfaction to.

Unrelated derail.
As an outsider to /cgl/, what do followers of lolita wear on on regular day? I keep picturing cupcake colored princesses in my head. Lol.