Look who's here to bring the *desu*,
Pixyteri, cuter than YOU,
Santa's bunny, sexy honey
Lard is kawaii too!

Oh, land of wonder, land of light
Off to Japan, the time is right
Finding PT's heritiji
At Baby, The Stars Shine Bright

>>5261465
Clever.
*clap clap clap*

Time for photoshoots in the snow,
Pose for the tripfags, God and Dildoes
In Yoko's teeny black bikini
Tits pretty much on show

This has to be sung in a ridiculously high pitched kawaii deysoo voice.

She's making a cosplay
Checking it twice
Squeezing her lard into 'medium' size
Pixyteri's coming to town!

You'd better not bitch, you'd better not cry
Our idoru is here, I'm telling you why
Pixyteri's coming to town!

She posts while we are sleeping
We bitch once we're awake
PT, we've told you 'dat ain't cute'
So fuck off, for goodness' sake!

>this thread

Major props, OP, major props.
Can totally hear it in my head.

>>5261489
Also me, forgot my trip, derp.

Silent Moon, Holy Night
See the lolis, eyes so bright
'Brand' they sigh in print-struck awe
Counting up piles of cash on the floor
Fuck the medical biiiiiiiii~ills
Buy brand and survive on pills

Baby, The Stars Shine Bright
Release their luckypack tonight
Watch and wait for the internet wars
Jealous poorfags slating the 'brand-whores'
Christmas spirit is dead
I sold it for the bow on my head

(to the tune of Silent Night)

>>5261523
You are creative. I appreciate you, OP.
Keep on keeping on.

Jiggle tits, Jiggle tits
PT's loose today
Oh what fun to post her tits
And troll seagulls all day.

>>5261489
You are wonderful.

>>5261555
(cont.)
Scrolling through the posts
Looking for signs of rage
Oh what fun, it is to troll
And see faggots all sage.

>>5261560
>>5261555
Yay, someone else joined in!

>>5261565
Yerp. Was in a hurry, forgot name.
I can't think of any other jingles though.
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer? Someone run with that.

Combo breaker, does anyone have the original picture from op's post?

>>5261579
I was trying to think of more songs to do... I don't know that one. If anyone has any more christmas songs that everyone knows but haven't been done yet, please post them! I have literally nothing else to do ;w;

>>5261579
Camwhores' nudes got posted online
And in there all her clothing she did shed
If only she knew to not be a dumbass
Then we wouldn't have this motherfucking thread.
>>5260084

>>5261594
Very relevant.

Oh the state of her wig is frightful,
And the wank is so delightful,
But the anons cry out in rage,
Let it sage, let it sage, let it sage!

I sit here and watch while lurking
All the tripfags circle-jerking
Get this shit off the front page!
Let it sage, let it sage, let it sage!

>>5261629
What's this at 200 replies?
Looks like JNig's causin' a storm
And nobody seems surprised
When her whiteknights turn up in their swarm

Who's posting Tampon-chan?
Do we need to see her nudes, man?
I'm sure she's underage
Let it sage, let it sage, let it sage!

>>5261656
Alas, I think this thread has run its course.
Have a good one, OP.

>>5261670
Yep, I'm leaving it to someone else now, I'm all out of Christmas songs.

This is at least as good as the time we made up cgl raps.

>>5261629
Sage is pronounced sah-geh.

>>5261755
Serious? I always thought it was like the herb...

>>5261755

No it's not. Not in English, anyway.

>>5261767
>>5261755
The real question is, why are you both sa-gehing this awesome thread?

>>5261767
It's not english.

(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Opened cgl,
Looking for some pics
of cute lolitas, but
all I got was dicks

Pixyteri's there
rolling on the beach
What fun it is to watch these ladies, now please pass me the eyebleach, OH!

C-G-L, C-G-L, I browse here all day
Oh what fun it is to scroll and waste my life away~
C-G-L, C-G-L, I browse here all day
And I don't even really have an interest in cosplay

Jingle Bells
This wig smells
Creeper on my leg
Weeaboo lost her meals
And the Joker got away

Can't think of anything for the rest.

>>5261487 I know I posted that comment, but I wanted to see this happen so I did it myself.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vd3dkkXaK78zZM2M7

I sang the first one in my most kawaii desu voice and gave myself the worst possible headache. Should I do the others as well?

BUMp

I LOVE THIS THREAD. I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH.
I'm gunna try my hand at one...

>>5263504
The voice is great, but you don't really seem to know the tune...

>>5263380
I LOVE THIS.

>>5264669
It's hard to stay in tune when I have my voice that screwed up.
+ Isn't messing up songs what being a weeb is all about?


http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbjflpGlNOB1gzwY1
Here's the jingle bells one, I'm sorry about my awful mic quality, my laptop's 2 years old and has been dropped so many times, I'm surprised it still works, to be honest.

>>5264676
Oh wow, that's pretty great after hearing the difference

Go forth ye merry cosplayers
Let coupons come your way
For things like fabric, prop supplies and sales that last all day
To save yourself from missing cons when cosplay slipped away
Oh, tidings of Yokos and weebs, Yoko and weebs
Yokos and weebs
Oooooh tidings of Yokos and weebs.

Now at this con you scamper 'round in your hard-worked cosplay
And then hambeasts tackle to-and-fro and destroy props where you lay
With rage and power, you flip their shit and call to make them pay
Oh banning by con staff with lulz
Ooooh, with lulz
Banning by con staff with lulz

Photographs are taken here to show off your hard work
And compliments are given out, giving you an ego perk
Until you someone who does it better than you do
Oh tidings of jealousy and scorn
Jealousy and scorn
Ooooh tidings of jealousy and scorn

Back to the internet to bitch and fume all night and day
With drama threads e'erywhere, with trolling you must pay
Digging up dirt on other bitches without such as a care
Oh tidings of screencaps and lies
Screencaps and lies
Oooh, tidings of screencaps and lies

(Sung to the tune of God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen)

I tried. I tried.

>>5264683
*Until you see someone
Derp.

This thread is glorious

This thread. So much win. Someone screencap this, anon will get on getting her friends to sing it.

if you guys don't get all butthurt about me pronouncing it wrong, I can sing the "let it sage" song?

This thread again.
And someone sang. Awesome.

>>5264683
Beeyutifuru.

>>5264698
Have at it, yo.

I would sing mine, but I can't get Vocaroo to stop saying "Error communicating with server! Please try again." whenever I try to listen to see if it's recording anything. Phoq.

>>5264683
If only I had access to some sort of recording device...

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vPrmF2eHZBwD5uGSK

This one turned out REALLY derpy.. I guess this one falls under the "tone deaf weeb singing it" category?

If only I had my mic...
Gonna find it.
>>5264714
At least you had the chorus line down :D

>>5264721
Let it Snow is one of my favorite songs for this time of year, so I tried not to totally screw this one up. XD

>>5261489
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vMmA9WCiksR5DdcIZ

So, I found a way to record it using Windows Sound Recorder... Where put?

>>5261523
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9Zw7Kqm6BC02grEu

I couldn't remember the tune to this one exactly, so I did my best.

>>5264735
Can't remember the tune to Silent Night?
You've got to be shitting me.

>>5264743
I don't usually listen to Christmas music, and Silent Night is usually one of the ones I ignore because I don't really like it.

I-I want to sing these.
Please still be here when I get home from work

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=617WQRBE
I take singing way more seriously than I should since I suck. :'D Also, turn your volume down. Way down. It's really loud.

>>5264748
That was actually really good... I wish I could sing so well.
>>5264745
I was just giving you shit.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vS7v6PT2pts63qVt7

Here's my version of OP's We Three Kings.
Had to sing quitely and play mute because I don't want my sister to hear that shit.
Can't have her thinking I'm a loser.

>>5264766
Thank you! I was always told by my parents "stick to the flute/oboe". They never thought I was a good singer so it kinda stuck in my head (especially in my musicianship classes when I was a music major and had to sing in front of the class!). I'm sure you're a great singer!

>>5264779
Shit, I wish I could play guitar and sing this shit at the same time. Good job!

>>5264780
>I'm sure you're a great singer!
Ha! I have a really bad voice. I can't sustain notes when they're high. Sometimes get off-key easily.
I want to learn to sing. Do you practice your voice or something? It sounds strong. I was thinking "opera" first I heard it.

>>5264787
I was a music major for a year and a half. I took a musicianship class and was taught pitch control/sight singing, even though I still have major issues with both when singing. I have a really weird range. I have to falsetto a lot. My natural singing voice/range sounds kind of like the lead singer of Placebo. And I liked your voice! It works well with you playing guitar.

>>5264794
No wonder. Again, it sounds really good. Definitely a step above us amateurs.
And thanks, I pretty much learned every other instruments to offset my horrible voice. Haha.

>>5264802
Well, thank you. And I play wind instruments so I don't have to sing. Huzzah for finding other talents!

This thread is kinda awesome.

>>5264804
Indeed. This thread just inspired me to go Christmas caroling. Going to round up my friends now.
Have a good one, and Merry Christmas.

>>5264812
Have fun and Merry Christmas to you, too!

>>5263434
Oh! I know how to finish it!

Crashing through the con
In a one horse open line
Bursting out I go
Laughing all the waaaay

I guess it's not all that different from the actual one, but oh well. Maybe I'll do some vocarooing later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veju4PxhuGc

Sang three songs. lol. Started losing my voice at the end. And I suck at high points.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PDBCaEJCrc

Merry Christmas, everyone!

>>5265085
That was really good, anon. I wish I could sing :(

>>5265085
*applause* Not even I could do my own song so much justice. Bravo.