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There really isn't any at all, but you could argue that because whales are generally larger than pigs, landwhales are bigger than hambeasts.

One's six and the other's half a dozen.

Although to be fair I think you have to be extra gross to get the "beastly" label. Some whales are cute.

Hambeasts, much like their natural equivalent, the wild boar, are more aggressive than the landwhale by nature. The landwhale is more prone (dohoho) to simply lazing about, much like a beached whale, until high tide, when it slowly withdraws back into the ocean.
To beware, however, of the killer landwhale, as those are deceptively calm but may lash out when provoked.

>>5247907
I think if we're going to differentiate at all, this is a pretty solid way to do it.

Hambeasts are those enormous weeaboos spazzes who tackles and 'glomp' on to people at cons. Think any story where some crazy fatty has flung themself at another cosplayer and broken their prop or costume or even one of their bones? Hambeast.

Now, those enormous cosplayers who shouldn't be in costume at all that are always just kind of dragging themselves around cons? Landwhales.

Hambeasts are unkept rolls of fat and induces uncontrollable cringing within a three-feet radius.
Landwhales are just unfortunate, larger and more docile, but more deadly.

I've always thought the definition of hambeast to be not only an unfortunately large human being, but one of horrible attitude and riddled with general unpleasantry.

A landwhale, well, is just a larger sort of hambeast, sometimes without the personality negative.

Hambeast's evolution, to say.
Rock type.
Etc.

Landwhales cannot walk without the assistance of a an aquatic environment or motorized cart.

>>5247960
How...how exactly do you even GET like that?

>>5247964
I was just wondering the same thing.

Humans have put natural selection on hold.. Our greatest achievement.

>>5247964

Be American. It happens naturally.

>>5247960
Read some of the banners in the background. Therein lies your answer.

>inb4 people with metabolic disorders get mad at me

>>5247960
Takeouts everyday. Easy-access fatty foods.
I saw specials where huge gigantios were 700lb+, stuck in their mattresses, and still ate 20,000 calories worth everyday. No self-control at all.

>>5247964

>>5247987
I...I don't...HOW?!

>>5247987
But that's a Britfag and according to them, they don't get fat.

>>5247987

Is this seriously where that face comes from?

...now I know.

>>5247960
I see people like the every day where I work. Hell every hour.

There's nothing like working at a grocery store and watching people who are too fat to walk buy Ice Cream and Coke.

>>5247987
just that plate of sandwiches would last me for 2 days at least...

>>5247997

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Obese-British-Family-Demands-More-Government-Money-106932.shtml

>>5247997
>The Government is concerned about the levels of obesity in this country. The latest Health Survey for England (HSE) data shows us that nearly 1 in 4 adults, and over 1 in 10 children aged 2-10, are obese.

Nope they're pretty fat too. Not as bad as America, but still.

>>5248001
or being asked to accompany them while they shop so they don't have to actually stand up to get cookies/chips/soda off the higher shelves...

>mfw the entire time

>>5248004

>>5248012
Or taking their groceries to their car for them because their grubby arms can't reach into the bottom of the scooter basket.

There's a lady that comes into my store like once a week and buys all of our Toaster Strudel. They will be pouring out of the basket and stacked up underneath her skirt until they touch her front butt.

>>5248001
>>5248012
>>5248029

Please tell me you guys try to suggest they eat something else...

>>5248046
I'm a cashier not a Doctor. It isn't my place to criticize my customer's eating habits. Hell it could get me fired.

>>5248066
Yes... and plus it will not help. You can't shame all fat people into eating better.

>>5248046
That's a great idea
if you want to lose your job.

These types of people probably hear it from their doctors every time they have to go in, which is usually pretty frequent. No one is going to convince them to stop.
People have to be self-motivated to accomplish anything in life, especially major change, and if they're content being like that, then they're never going to do anything about it.

>>5248001
>>5248012
>>5248046
I know that feel. It's disgusting. I've even had to help customers load up their groceries into their mobility scooter because their legs can't support their weight long enough for them to do it themselves. I live in NZ, btw, not America.

>>5248004
Oh. My. God. This is so wrong I don't want to believe it's real.

>>5248004
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1162503/The-real-telly-tubbies-X-Factor-failures-83-stone-
family-claim-simply-fat-work.html

Actual article with bigger picture of the fat family.

>>5248004
> too busy to diet and too fat to work

Too busy with what? They didn't say..
The TV?

/cgl/, when it comes to making fun of other people, you never fail to make me laugh

this is a great board of 4chan, even if- no, BECAUSE- it is 75% women

>>5248089
New Zealand is pretty much the 2nd fattest country in the world after America...

>>5248151

We do get most of our information from /fit/--both the sensible and the inane parts, I mean.

>>5248264
I think we're actually like, 7th, I'm pretty sure the UK, Mexico and Australia are above us. Regardless, I read in a health magazine about a study by the University of Otago (one of the top universities in NZ) where they found that almost 30% of all adults are classified as obese.

>>5248264
>>5248279
Oh, never mind, I found more recent stats. According to WHO, in 2007, 74.1% of Americans were overweight, and NZ was second at 68.4%. And those stats would be larger now. Goodness.

>>5247987
What in the hell are digestive biscuits?

>>5248341

I'm assuming they help with digestion...
Why not just easy a bloody salad instead? Or have a cup of black coffee?

>>5248341
They're just plain biscuits, more often than not coated in chocolate on one side. I think they have oats and coarser flour than normal biscuits. They're really good for dunking in tea or milk.

>>5248029
>Front butt
I laughed a little bit but now can no longer stomach the thought of finishing the can of pepsi infront of me.

>>5248117
>Mrs Chawner is paid an extra £330-a-month disability allowance for epilepsy and asthma, both a result of being overweight.
>Epilepsy
So she's so fat her brain doesn't work right anymore?

>>5248001
>>5248012
Just smile with in the knowledge you're helping kill them faster.

>>5248001
You know. My mother used to be obese(320 pounds at 5'4") even when she was her heaviest, she still didn't use one of those. The only time she did, was years later, after she lost all the weight. She slipped and busted her ankle. Then she actually used one when she was grocery shopping. Even my dear grandma, well into her 80's didn't use one. She'd walk around and use the grocery cart to help support her slightly.

I think those should be used for the elderly, people who are injured(like a broken leg), or ones who are disabled for reason not caused by being a fat ass.

>>5248348
>>5248345
>>5247987
Ah, ok, thanks.

This thread is depressing in a lot of ways. While I admit seeing these people kind of disgusts me I often feel sorry for them.

Almost everyone is sympathetic towards anorexic people (or those with other eating disorders) but nobody seems sympathetic to these people. There is reason for that but still, it's a disorder of some type, at least in those extreme cases.

>>5248482
I suppose in a way, like anorexia, it is an eating disorder in some people. In others, it's probably just a combination of poor education about healthy eating habits, laziness and a hectic lifestyle.

>>5248341
Think Graham cracker.

>>5248498
I think the issue of laziness/ignorance/busy lifestyle definitely applies to the average chubby/fat person you see walking around in every day life, but it's way more than that for these super obese people.

I just wish it were seen as being a real eating disorder, which I think it is. It may be repulsive but I feel sorry for people who are like that.

Hambeast is Fat Level 5; Daaaamn.
Landwhale is Fat Level 6; Aw Hell No.

>>5248627
I kinda have trouble visually distinguishing what's obese and what's simply overweight since we realised that PT is classified as obese. It's kind of a reality check.