Insist that no wigs are ever needed to cosplay. That ebay bought lolita is the best. Ever. Period.
Brand is stupid. MLP cosplays should always be slutty. Post nasty cosplay nudes

>argue vehemently that pixyteri is curvy
>argue vehemently that lolita is not a fashion but a pedophilic fetish

Insist that skinny girls are ugly and a cosplayer should have *real curves* like a *real woman*

Making a "You wish you were this pretty/you are all so ugly/ so many cosplayers are ugly/ I HATE FATTIES" thread. Oh don't forget the "Black people shouldn't cosplay" threads/

>>5241006
say that Pixy Teri is your waifu and the best cosplayer ever

Post a thread touting any physical trait over another.

"Girls are gross" or "girls are only for men's pleasures and are sluts" threads tend to work very well.

Consex threads.

Anything really. But a good rule of thumb is to start a who is prettier thread with two girls. Then, three posts in, say neither is as pretty as Miyu.

Works every damn time.

>>5241018
You can go even further than that.

Make up a body proportion that is considered obese (ex. 5'6 230) give super curvy measurements (ex. 48-29-50) tell the people of /cgl/ that you're happy with who you are and think you're beautiful. Say in your intro that people don't actually think you weigh as much as you really do because you're that attractive.

10 out of 10 says every insecure bitch, whore, and fuggo is going to come bawwwing and raging in your thread.

I want to make "well-liked character," how I do for <$50. No wigs please.

Anything about feminism or slut shaming.

But seriously it really doesn't matter what you post or how obvious of a troll, someone will take it seriously and respond.

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Man where to start
>Racial slurs
>OMG stfu you fatty fat pig yer ugly and horrible for making people blind and ruining our mental health with your flabby blobby blob body
>I'm 5"4' and 78 lbs. Hoping to get to 75 by xmas. How do I get rid of the muscles in my legs? They look so gross lol
>Who cares about sewing and carpentry and fiberglass. If yer not hot then you shouldn't bother existing let alone cosplaying
>Pixyteri is a beautiful smart, sassy cosplay genius. The instant I saw her I knew she was Japanese!
>dildoes

I always wonder what kind of people waste their time spamming and trolling 4chan

>>5241006
Post a tripfag and state that they're amazing or ask what they did wrong this time.

Only asians should cosplay/wear lolita

Hey guys, I'm new to kosupray lol. I wanna be Shinji, where do I buy his clothes?

>>5241089
too obvious unless you persist on the masquerade beyond the op

Anything stating Asian chicks are God Tier

Post a picture of some random chick and say any of the following: she's hotter than you, your boyfriend will leave you for this, Or you will never be this skinny

You're welcome

/cgl/ is the easiest board to troll.

just feed on 14-20 year old girls' insecurities.

also, for /g/
talk about your mac.

>>5241099
Nah, just post on topic on /v/.

No matter what game it is some STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE idiot will show up

For /a/ take any series and baw about how the manga/anime/drama cd/visual novel/ova was superior, how it stole the idea from another series/franchise and how the series is too entertaining

/jp/ - Make a meta-thread
/int/ - Imply other races are equal to or superior to whites
/r9k/ - (Pretend to) be a girl and that you can't find a good boyfriend
/lit/ - Imply books are a dead medium
/po/ - Request something that belongs in /diy/
/sp/ - Imply no one there actually plays or is good at sports. Post anime reaction images while doing so.
/vp/ - "I go to /sp/"