I honestly think she would go for it, but they only accept IRL friend/family submissions. Not the internet.

>>5238633
sounds great but PT would never agree to go on that show

>>5238640
Doesn't one of her friends post on here sometimes? Maybe if we typed up a heartfelt letter and emailed it to them, they'd nominate her.

She's a little too proud in my opinion to accept the money. They don't do it if the contestant doesn't let them.

It would be cool and I'd watch the shit out of it because I want good things for her but I just don't see her being okay with it.

Also, Clinton and Stacy are assholes.

>>5238651
She has friends?

>>5238647
I just want people to see who I am!!! ♪ ♫ ♫

You honestly think she'll say no to being on television?

I just wanna throw out there that I'm fairly certain WNTW was a british invention, the first hosts being the epic Trinnie and Susannah, dubbed Tranny and Carthorse by a butthurt show subject.
I stopped watching when they left, it turned to liquid shit.
:c

>>5238670
hrm perhaps you have a point there...
Is it true they don't take Internet submissions?

You forgot the part where they tear down the person. Especially the woman.


Many many tears have been drawn on this show.

And in the end, whether the person likes the "transformation" or not, they're thrown out almost your entire closet.
You can't get it back.

>>5238683
i'm not sure. I'll check the website.

>>5238657
I think they mean Spoony.
She's friends with a ton of dramam llamas like Kyandi and Spoony.
there's Miyu but... I doubt Miyu cares

annons have been talking about submitting her for years (yes, literally) but you need someone she knows IRL fairly well to act as the submitter our else it won't work.

>>5238692
Exactly. It'll be hilarious. Best episode ever.

>>5238683

ahh, i haven't seen my image used in ages and i hadn't saved it when my computer died! thanks heaps!! now i can troll with force.

>inb4 horribad flashbacks to Lexa

Has anyone here met her? What is she like in person? I only have her twitter to go by.

you have to AGREE be on the show you know. people can't just show up at your house and throw away all your stuff.

They scouted me once because I go to various LA fashion events in "weird" clothing (ie some lolita stuff mixed with various other things). $5k of "designer" clothing wouldn't necessarily replace what they could potentially throw away in my closet.

>>5238692
actually the keep your clothes until the episode is done then if you want to keep the new clothes they donate your old clothes to charity. There was also a recent episode where they offered to give the lady back her clothes since after the makeup and hair job she still seemed upset. They had the clothes packed and ready to go with her but she chose to keep the new clothes.
yes you will have to have a close friend or family member to submit her.

http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/what-not-to-wear/what-not-to-wear-casting.htm

Someone download the submission form.

I'd rather send her to How Do I Look.

Can you imagine her claiming to be part Asian to Jeannie Mai?

>>5238721
np! Gotta admit, it's one of my fav PT macros. Props to ya!

>>5238748
What's that show about? We might have better luck with a less popular show.

But then again, Pixyteri is worse than the rennasnse lady/fail lolita black chick/adult toddler put together.

>>5238726
Too late.

We can only hope they have now done at all some cursory research on the fashion.

But it's doubtful.

>>5238764
Really poorly dressed people who think they look amazing/unique (often skanky, sometimes awkward-geeky) get told they look horrible and go through a step by step process regarding how they look vs how they could look better. And their friends/family do their shopping for them. And there's a makeover.

>>5238796
that's amazing

i would watch the shit out of that episode if PT did it. It will be the most watched episode of that entire season.

>>5238820
because you would watch it so many times?

Doesn't PT have a friend that goes on /cgl/ from time to time?

>>5238748
>>5238796

I flippin' adore this show because Jeannie Mai calls people out on their bullshit and tells people when they look straight-up horrendous instead of making fun of them maliciously like those assholes on What Not To Wear. I remember there was an episode where an older woman wore a lot of 'kawaii' type Japanese fashion and Jeannie told her she was too old for it and looked like a crazy person. But they also do a lot of self esteem exercises too.

I watched a lot of this show when I was stuck at home with a broken leg and it's pretty good, would work way better for PT than people she would immediately reject as a defense mechanism. Plus Jeannie Mai is Asian so PT might feel a ~connection~ with her.

>>5238832
Basically this. I used to watch WNTW pretty regularly but stopped because it's a lot of rather, rinse repeat and the eps blur after awhile. They try to shake it up but... no.

HDIL really thinks about each person on the show. Which is super nice.

Doesn't someone have her moms facebook?
I actually watch this show inbetween class and work. I remember there was an episode with a loli.

You forgot the part where the harpy and her effete, rectangular sidekick make the contestant feel like shit before dressing them in carbon-copied mediocrity while disregarding the contestant's lifestyle and personal tastes.

This is why I worship at the altar of Gunn. We should put PT on her show, instead.

>>5238856
>episode with a loli
Oh god don't start this again.

Yes there was a lolita. No she wasn't a very active lolita. Yes she did throw out her wardrobe (which included brand) to get new clothes. No she did not end up keeping the new clothes becaus they were all moldy and mildewy by the time it was shipped to her.

Yes she did agree to go on the show but it was at the urging of her colleagues and boss who were the submitters - i.e. there was an implied threat that she would suffer at employment if she refused to go on the show.

She continues to be active in her local lolita comm.

/cgl/ gets butthurt about WNTW because one time they threw away some 30 year old loli's clothes because she was TOO FUCKING OLD to be wearing it and looked retarded.

all of /cgl/ is super sensitive because when they aren't wearing their weeaboo kawaii cosupureii they dress like dumbass 15 year old scenesters or wannabe ravers. You could nominate literally any anon or tripfag from here for the show because they all dress like the socially stunted ugly, greasy messes they are.

>>5238886

Yeah, because when you're thirty years old you don't need to be dressing like some pedo fantasy to go to work like that girl was doing

Honestly, anyone who wears loli to work is a dumbass who deserves to be forever unemployed

>>5238886
The brand she did have was like... a lucky pack dress from Meta, though. So it's not like they donated Sugary Carnival or Vampire Requiem. Sucks her new clothes got moldy, and your place of employment should not be able to put you on that show. Of course, you should dress appropriately for your workplace anyway.

>>5238917
But didn't she have some shitty job anyway? I thought she was like some goodwill worker or manager.

>>5239003
I thought she worked in a library.

>>5238736
I've met her, but years ago before she went off the deep end. She didn't strike me as any more insane than anyone else I had met at a con, but I have met some crazies so the bar was pretty low.

>>5239003
I don't know where she worked, but you can work at goodwill without it being a "shitty job". They do a lot of community and social work.

>>5238886
Holy christ. That episode had been mentioned twice earlier in the thread.

>someone mentions it offhandedly
>"don't start this again"
>go into full detail about what happened so that anyone who HASN'T seen it can reply
>give information about what happened AFTER the show and her current status


There have already been 4 subsequent replies, not including my own, from your post.

You are TERRIBLE at not trying to stir things up.
I hope you learn for next time that the best way not to stir something up is to not fucking talk about it in detail.

>>5239005
>>5239030
Customer service at the Red Cross.

http://voices.yahoo.com/what-not-wear-lexa-weird-lolita-3997573.html

>>5239041
oh geez a customer service position; yeah lolita is the anti-workplace clothing in CS unless you work for a fucking brand.

>>5239030
Very true, I just know most goodwills around my area are super shitty and have shitty workers (because they are recovering drug addicts). One time I went to the goodwill a worker got their hand stabbed by a needle while they where trying to sort out donated clothes. If that isn't shitty I don't know what is (other then rape an 3rd world problems.)

>>5238898
some of the tripfags are pretty well dressed

>>5239058
unless you work on the phones and then it doesn't matter what the fuck you wear.

seriously though, I completely agree lolita has no place in the workplace.

Full episode of Lexi the lolita on WNTW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB1owuTwb1w

I'd watch What Not To PT or any other show. Someone should fill out the nomination forms and then send them to the sister-in-law to submit.

>>5239080
Nyan won't do it, she is too much of a push over aka loyal to PT for some weird reason. Since PT hates Nyan.

>>5239080
PT would never agree to be on the show.

>>5239091
Even if her parents threatened to kick her out if she didn't...?

Uh don't you have to live in the area these shows are located in? Or do hey fly you out there? If not, then I vote for how do I look. How do we submit her?

>>5239206
They fly you to New York.

Fuck it, let's just send her into both.

>>5239080
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB1owuTwb1w

Could the hosts be any more condescending? First time I've seen this show and I'm already annoyed.

>>5239206
They fly you to NYC. However, they only actively scout a few cities at a time. Then they do all the people from one city in a batch (ex. Lexa the lolita was in the Denver string of episodes a few years ago).

But for someone like PT, I think they'd put her on file for the next time they send the show to Texas.

>>5239219
Also old hag says lolita isn't modest.

wat.

>>5238886
LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID

>>5239231
Stacy and Clinton are voicing the opinions of all normalfags, brah.

>>5239080
Never seen this show before (Ausfag here, dont watch this crap) but they are already making me mad.
Hurp durp everyone must conform and wear boring clothes. Seriously her outfit at the end are really... meh. Did these 'fashion experts' get their qualifications out of a cereal box?

>>5239222
They are currently looking for nominations in Texas.

I totally support the idea of her being on one of these shows, but WNTW is a BIG no in my opinion. They're just such narrow-minded, bitchy people.

>>5238748
That sounds so much better. I mean, even if she refuses not to wear the things she does, maybe she'd at least learn to improve on it.

Also it doesn't quite imply such an awful thing, namewise.

>>5239338
Yeah How do I look is better because she will have people that actually know her taste picking things for her + the stylist always picks up on their style. So I vote that.

Mildly off-topic kinda, but does anyone have the link to download the Pixyteri song spoof thing someone made? The thread with it in it 404'd, sad face.

>>5239480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siX4lFHezmM

Just listen to this in the meantime.

I think the overall irony of this is that the majority of the American populace does in fact have no idea how to dress themselves.
Even those WNTW hosts look like they've dressed themselves in the dark.

This is actually something I want to address with my Murrican counterparts. I'm not directing this at any of you specifically, but why is it that Americans have such terrible, terrible dress sense?

I'm from Europe and I've been to New York and Florida twice on holiday, I have to say that Europeans have an overall better sense of style and fashion then Americans.
When I was in the states, it seemed like a lot of people had trouble grasping colour schemes, flattering cuts and how to accessorize. I saw a lot of people walking around flat caps.. flat caps of all things!

Why is this?

>>5239480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siX4lFHezmM
Here you go.

Nah, there has to be some way she could hang out with Gok. It would be ~fabulous~.

>>5240186
>Even those WNTW hosts look like they've dressed themselves in the dark.

Yeah, nah.

You're a cunt.

>>5240287

The fact that you can't even tell that they're dressed horribly only proves to further to my point.

Urg WNTW is terrible, their fashion sense is shit.
Not saying that PT has a fashion sense either but she's better off doing How Do I Look.

The hosts on WNTW are extremely rude and break down your self-confidence so you'll wear some crap clothing. That lol-ita chick gave 'em a run for their money.

this thread needs more shit pictures of PT

>>5240237
No thanks. I don't want to see PT strutting her stuff on a catwalk at the end of the show with only a leaf/bow/star/etc covering her vag. She'd probably try and turn Gok straight, too.

I think "How do I look" is the absolute best option.
Is there a way we can make this show pick Pixitery ?
I am pretty sure it is possible.
And I don't think she would say no to being on television.

Eurgh, watching this lolita WNTW episode has my blood boiling,
This girl isn't the best lolita around, but she does look cute in what she wears; especially that black dress. Fuck these presenters who are coming in dressed like they rolled around in a charity shop and having the gall to judge and belittle her and tell her that what SHE'S wearing is a costume.

They actually have no fashion sense whatsoever, they should come to Europe and take a look around at a normal city centre, they might learn a little something about style.

I don't mean to be all yurop and shit but....
I am always surprised at how awful everyone is dressed in American makeover shows.
Even the hosts.
French makeover shows are very good and give me a strong feeling of satisfaction since they DO make the hambeasts look nice.
US show kinda make me cringe.

>>5240302
your argument is invalid because you are spoony

>>5240291
I agree with this so much. If you're not fond of what's currently in the stores, you're immediately dubbed an awful dresser. Even when you have perfectly good clothes, just in a different style (ea Lolita, gothic, super casual) it's just thrown onto the pile of 'you're not professional' or 'you're immature' even if you do dress up well on occasions that would require you to be well dressed. I mean, not everyone has a closet full of business clothes and not everyone wants to put on some tights every damn morning to wear an adorable skirt or match their bra's with their clean white dress shirts when they're just going grocery shopping...

>>5240308

I AIN'T EVEN SPOOONY BRAH

No but seriously, this show.
How dare they, how FUCKING dare they, when that bitch is sat there wearing a pair of turquoise earrings with some kind hideous brown check/plain shirt and misshapen, baggy gray work pants.

I'm going to explode.

>>5240313

And by plain I mean plaid*

>>5240312
My fucking god yes! This so much!
According to WNTW you're required to dress UP as if you're going to a business meeting for casual shit all the time! If not you are considered a lazy slob or childish or something. Wtf?
If you're a student? Why? I like jeans and a t-shirt when I'm sitting and learning. Work? Work appropriate things are fine. I mean I won't wear a lolita dress to work, hell no, but I'm certainly not going to pull out my 2 inch pumps for it either.
Is there something wrong with not being super flashy?

And the last time I stepped into a store I found....1 shirt. 1 shirt that I liked. It had a panda on it. Everything else was full of sequins. I think sequins is in now. I don't know why but this is considered fashionable.

>>5240313
You have no idea what you're talking about spoony. Stacy is 42. She dresses very well for her age. You should not be wearing a crappy lolita dress to a professional job, especially when you're 30. The way you dress is the first thing a person notices about you and if you dress like a 8 year old when you're 30 you're going to be looked at like a freak.

>>5240331

No, you actually see throughout the filming that she isn't walking around in lolita. Even during the fire safety exercise you can see she's dressed appropriately.

I don't have a fucking clue who Stacey is, but if she's the presenter then she absolutely does not know how to coordinate or dress professionally for her age; she looks like she's trying too hard.

Sat what you want, but it's a generally accepted fact by the rest of the Western world that a lot of Americans do not know dress themselves, and fighting that fact is like trying to fight that water is wet and the sun is warm.

>>5238675
Fat and Skinny
Susannah and Trinny

It would be so much better with them and pt.

In just the opening sequence the hosts are dressed like shit. Soccer mom chic and fuck ugly purple suit. I ain't even a lolita and I am fucking mad.

>>5240335
Incorrect. During the episode both the ita and her boss mention that she wears that shit to work. Honestly can't believe anyone is defending the ita here. Look at the oversized, slouchy, unproportioned shit she wears in the 360. Look at her outfits afterward.

Also:

>flat caps
The fuck are you talking about? Baseball hats? Murrican culture, deal with it.

>According to WNTW you're required to dress UP as if you're going to a business meeting for casual shit all the time!
The problem Stacy and Clinton have with those people is that they never dress like crap "just to go to the grocery store." They say "I just wear it to go to the grocery store" and then you clearly see that they're wearing oversized Winnie the Pooh shirts and men's pajama pants to the office. Also, they never have students on, except the one super-hoochie law student.

Another note! Stacy and Clinton are never bitchy with the really fragile seeming people like "I'm fifty, overweight, my husband just left me, I'm in a deadend job, I know my wardrobe sucks." They clearly only bring the snark with the firebrands.

WHITE KNIGHTING FOR STACY AND CLINTON, ALL DAY, ER'RYDAY.

>>5240335
Are you retarded? Yes she is, they even said that they had to tell her it wasn't okay to wear that to work and the one that nominated her said that she cried to her because people made fun of her for it. And an awful hoody and sweat pants is appropriate for work? Even if you're at a fire house for training, that's a huge no. One girl at the law firm I work for was let go because she thought wearing hoody and jeans was okay to wear in an office setting, a customer service rep dressed like that wouldn't exactly give me confidence working with someone that looked so childish, and the girl let go had us lose a big client because they didn't have confidence in our staff if they couldn't dress themselves. Face it, she had a bad childhood and is trying to relive it through her awful tacky clothing and they're just trying to help her grow as a person and realize she's 30 fricken years old and needs to start dressing like it.

>>5240355

No, shit like this.

Deal with it fatso.

>>5240355
The only outfits I even liked on her were the grey suit and the second to last outfit. The rest of it either looked too flashy or too old. Made me wonder how the fuck these people even managed to get this kind of program, since the only ones I liked were picked out by the girl herself.

I don't think the Lolita clothes were work appropriate, but it's not impossible to style them for a business meeting rather than throwing them into trash because 'lol fetish wear'. She didn't know how to style herself, but throwing her into an entirely different clothing sort isn't going to help that.

Lol @ all the Murricans getting angry.
Sorry, but you guys do dress pretty poorly.

>>5240365
I ain't even 'Murrican, bro. Just because you can't see you're retarded for supporting people who know jack shit about how to dress outside of what stores have to offer and in which specifically pre-given combinations...

>>5240355

The print and fabric used on that skirt is fucking hideous

Scandinavian here.

>>5240371

I am actually all for supporting peoples choice to dress how they want, when they want and outside the social given norms, so long as the clothing is matching an coordinated.

As far as I can see, loli girl was actually 10 x more fashionably then that dried up witch and her little gay pet.

>>5240186
well you did go to florida; of course there will be people horridly dressed.

let me break it down for you:
in america, we're all fat. mostly. fat people clothing choices are:
for men: big dog shirts, acid-washed 48x30 jeans
for women: shapeless paisley empire-waist tops, dark wash jeans, or sweat pants

Seeing as how PT doesn't like to be told she's wrong (look at her YouTube and DA, comments blocked and disabled, critiques always challenged as if she's being personally attacked every time) I really don't see how anyone that follows /cgl/'s queen would think for one second that she would go along with this.

>Send in photos of godawful dresser
>They give them 5k to spend on clothes

I bet she would spend that money in mochi and kawaii~uguuu~ desu crap

OP needs to learn shit about TV before making posts.

In all the times I've seen WNTW (which isn't many) it always seemed to be that the person was dressing unprofessionally for their job or was trying to find a new job, or had just lost a lot of weight or something. Most of the time it was business or success related which is why most of their outfits are business casual.
The problem is that they do throw out lots of clothes that the person might not wear to work or professionally.
In the case of that lolita, I'm pretty sure she was wearing it to work sometimes, which is why it was an issue in the first place.

Sometimes I have no idea if what I'm wearing counts as business casual because the definitions for women are so broad and I feel like I look stupid just wearing a button up and slacks.
I wouldn't mind going on the show if they understood that the things you wear out and to work aren't always the same.

PT would never go on the show though. She could use a professional wardrobe but she doesn't think she needs to be professional, and she would never agree to giving up her kawaii uguu stuff.

you all have it wrong

>submit PT's details to maury website
>DNA test
>???
?PROFIT

no more wapanese delusions!

>>5241966
The problem with a delusion is that it has no basis in fact.
She's probably deluded enough that she wouldn't believe it, or would never go on in the first place.

>>5241973
but if someone tells her that the dna test could prove shes japanese which could get her a japanese citizenship she'd jump all over that shit

>>5240329
It's not just WNTW that thinks you should dress business like all day, erryday, I want to /fa/ asking for wardrobe basics, and all I got were clothes that didn't look like they'd be comfortable unless you were just sitting at a computer desk all day. I don't know why I, as a 19 year old student, would want to wear stuff like that on a regular basis.

And I totally know what you're talking about when you go shopping. Last time I went, I had to try on 6 tops before I found one I liked, and by then I was exhausted. I think I'll stick to jeans and a tshirt.

How is the newer version of How Do I Look?

It was like a milder version of WNTW when the white bitch was on it. I remember this one girl whose band mates turned her in (she didn't have a "rock" look) and how they laughed at her and treated her like a dog because she didn't want to get rid of a specific shirt.

I think PT should go on How Do I Look? instead of WNTW. WNTW is typically aimed for 35+, HDIL is more under 35. Also, HDIL seems to take care of more people who purposely dress outrageously rather than people who just have stopped caring about how they look (more WNTW).

captcha: tsandm Initiative:

>>5242332
Where do I watch this HDIL for free?

>>5242340
Also holy christ the host of this show looks like Yaya. Or maybe what Yaya would look like if she classed up a little.