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Finally got rid of this weeb who's been stalking me. No real interesting story behind it though, just that she was a psycho in childhood that I moved away from who then 'found me' on every website ever and tried to go to the same uni as I was going to. But it's over now without any real horror.

Oh! Okay my friend has a horrible story to share, he's in a wheelchair and had some homestuck horrors, but he's a noob of 4chan so I'm going to head to his just to share this with you guys, it'll be worth it. Keep the thread alive, I'm off now!

>>5223448
Oh god no. Not the fucking homestuck weeabs.
On a related note:
http://broadwaykarkat.tumblr.com/
Enough Said.
Just listen for as long as you can before your damn ears fall off hahahhaah

Bump for lols

>>5223448
Just got to his house, we're typing it up now!

>>5224053
Kay, my friend is unfamiliar with 4chan so I’m at his posting for him but he’s telling the story. Over to his typing!

Er, hi. I don’t quite know how to start, I guess I’ll tell you about Homestuckgirl. Homestuckgirl AKA Emily is an attractive but sinister homestuck and anime obsessed psycho bitch. It all started with college. My alarm would ring for the first time since summer, but instead of switching it off myself, my older brother turned it off. My brother and I have always been close but not that close, until the car accident we had that left him fine and me disabled, it happened Christmas, I took the next year off school, spent the summer getting used to my new life and renovating the house to be wheelchair friendly, it was a life changing summer. But now, I was back to school (college) and my brother had grown impossibly close to me, the accident brought my family together, oddly. Anyway, he helped me get ready for school, I hadn’t quite gotten putting trousers on down so he helped me get dressed and walked me to college, we lived nearby in a really small town, everybody knew everybody else. But when I turned up for the first day and managed to rid my brother off, I didn’t recognise a bunch of new faces. One of them being Emily. I thought she was a hot nerdy chick, I noticed her the entire first week, she had an anime bag and wore some weeaboo items, the harajuku bracelets all up her arms and just a general nerd-girl outfit. Right from the start though, she didn’t seem a nice person.

>>5224202
After about a week everybody started settling into groups and I was in that anime group, I had my good old friends from school with me and some new friends we’d found during the week, we claimed our table by the toilets and became the new group of nerds, and lo behold Emily found us too. The first time she sat with us she was rude to my good friend, he’s overweight with little luck with ladies due to looking like a neckbeard but he’s alright, and she totally blew him off for even saying hello to her. However, when I wheeled over and said hello, she turned her head to the side trying to be cute and put on this scratchy weird voice, she did that whenever a hot guy talked to her. I wouldn’t say I was hot but apparently in her eyes. And also, straight after we’d spoken a few times she started calling me Tavros. I’m not familiar with Homestuck at all so I thought it was an odd nickname or something Japanese, but as the weeks progressed and we got to know each other better she would go on and on about Homestuck. She hit me over the head for not knowing what it was, she was violent and annoying and despite, in my mind, being very goodlooking, she was just a plain bitch. Really, she would think you had to be of the hottest level to talk to her and her online pictures were stupid things of her holding xbox and ps3 controllers, she was vain. She called herself a ‘hot gamer girl’ but had never played Zelda. The list when on of numerous mean things she said and did, including bitching about my overweight female friends, she had a real thing with looks, and she was rude about me being in a wheelchair too, like wheeling me out of the way of her to sit with us, quite often though I clearly acted insulted every time.

>>5224238
We were sat in a diner that winter, I had moved my chair to sit down with my friends and she turned up uninvited (found out through facebook) and looked at us waiting for us to move so she could sit down. It was me who could move over and she looked expectedly at me before I shifted myself awkwardly to move for her to sit down, my brother came back with our food and sat in my wheelchair at the side, talking with our group. Emily came onto him, all over him actually. My brother is four years older and attractive, but he wasn’t interested in dating a 17 year old girl, so said straight up he wasn’t interested, and she acted so poorly to him since then, almost storming out at being denied by somebody lesser than her. She spoke in Japanese angrily at us, but then after sulking our entire meeting (We’d met up to discuss going to a convention) decided he was just Tsundere and kept flirting with him on the sly. She also invited herself into going to the convention with us, none of us could turned her down, we had no real reason to say ‘don’t come, you’re a bitch.’ So my brother was going to drive us, a small group of us, him and me and Emily and two other friends, but at the last moment another friend came with us too. Obviously, we couldn’t fit everybody into the same car, so somebody else drove group two. I was going with my Brother and Mark, my best friend, but Emily whined to come with us and sit in the front with my brother, James. James gave me this worried look as he helped me get into the car and he had reason to, she annoyed us the whole journey, but the final straw was freaking the fuck out at seeing the sign to the convention on the road, screaming and point to it. Since the crash my brother is a really tensed up nervous driver, obviously, so she freaked him out and he politely told her to shut up and never do that when he’s driving.

>>5224287
I envision him slamming on the brakes and cracking her face on the dash.... but I digress, do go on

>>5224287
We pulled up, all of us feeling awkward and already annoyed at Emily. But oh no, it got worse, it was going to get much worse. In the hotel car park, James helped me out of the car and into my chair and Emily couldn’t wait to get going, she left her bags with us in the car and just ran off screaming in Japanese about something or other, running to meet our other friends in the lobby. We carried her bags up begrudgingly and checked in, giving her bags to her in the lobby though she whined and tried to put them on my lap, I acted deeply pissed off though so she paused in doing so and didn’t. As soon as we’d unpacked she came strutting out the bathroom wearing a cheap ass black wig and some sort of Chinese dress with cardboard cut out horns, a homestuck character. She also had made me horns and forced me to cosplay with her though I didn’t know who I was being and didn’t want to cosplay, I wasn’t quite ready. I found out then that she’d been calling me Tavros because he was in a wheelchair or something, she ran me through some horrible yaoi fan art of him and other ‘trolls’ explaining her idea of what homestuck was to me encase I was asked, but I didn’t get it. She used me for cosplay benefits, dragging me around the convention suddenly being nice to me in front of her homestuck people, and whenever I talked to any other girl she would come and sit in my lap and be all over me, I was honestly confused, but the worst part came up the next night. She had been conning and flirting her way out of contributing to anything we had planned and even not wanting to pay for take-out, so by the next day we were all completely sick of her, my brother especially. It was the end of the second day and she came over form being with other friends, squealing and screaming about all this free stuff she’d flirted into getting off people, holding bags and bags and boasting about using her tits on ‘men’.

moar

>>5224326
She hung all her stuff on the back of my chair and then tried to push me, so I stopped suddenly and pulled her stuff off, telling her sharply not to do that. We had a small argument on how “horrible” I was for not helping her out as a woman, she always pulled this feminist bullshit on people. We got back stiffly and listened to Emily bitching on the phone to somebody in the bathroom, I heard her call me a ‘disabled cuntbag’ but it just made us all laugh hard. However, she came out and acted like our good friend! She sat on Mark’s lap, who she was always rude to, and pitched and idea to us. There was some school near by that had a pool, and a cosplay group was going to crash it at night to take good pictures and have fun or something, and we just haaad to go. This was something I didn’t feel like doing, but my brother actually loves doing stuff like that, exploring abandoned buildings and urbexing and stuff, so he agreed and made me come with them, we all went with our other friends in another room, there was twenty or so of us when we turned up with flashlights and met with this guy who worked at the school, some young guy. He had the pass codes to every door and said he worked as some sort of security guard, he disabled the alarms in one wing of the school with the pool, and we ended up hanging out down that end, setting up in a lounge-type room in cosplay, though I wasn’t dressed as anyone. I had a shit time, I was left mainly on my own watching everyone else go down dark corridors to take pictures, our group had a lot of silent hill cosplayers, so this idea was perfect for them. But I couldn’t really dance like the other ended up doing so I went off to the pool on my own. I only wheeled by the edge and just watched the water, emoing. My mistake was not telling anyone I was going here.

>>5224356
I got a text from my brother saying Emily had made a move on him that he denied and they’d had a fight, and did I know where she was, then another text asking where I was. Just as I was texting back an angry Emily stormed through the door and saw me, surprised, but stormed over. I tried to be nice, asked what happened and actually heard her out, we sat talking for some while and I text back saying ‘got her’ or something, not saying where I was, I figured we’d talk things out and go back. Not the case. Emily figured to make my brother jealous or hurt she would have sex with me. She suddenly moved from sitting on the floor to kneeling at my feet and undoing my pants. I told her to get off, of course, but I was a little affected by it, things ended up with her toying with me for a while before I got my head together and really pushed her off, zipping myself up. I explained my brother wasn’t interested and told her what I really thought of her, that she was some ‘stupid white girl’, and then she changed entirely. “White girl?” I remember her screaming and standing up, circling round me. We were sort of by the pool but facing away from it, she came and stood in front of me telling me this whole story of how she was born in Japan and raised there for a while, and not to call her white, it offended her ‘race’, she’s a quarter Japanese apparently. The usual weeaboo stuff, but then we got back onto my brother. I said something jokingly along the lines of ‘well he only dates American girls’ and unlocked my chair to leave, but she leant with her hands on my knees and got really nasty. She told me he had told her he couldn’t date anyone because he had to look after me, that since the crash he hadn’t dated anyone because he was busy looking after me, and that he didn’t want her and it was all my fault. That hit home hard, because I believed it to be true, he had lost his Girlfriend of six months when the crash happened.

>>5224395
>>5224395
I felt tears sting my eyes and looked away, letting her continue, getting nastier and nastier until I told her to shut up. She then said ‘No, you shut up. You should have died in that crash, then I could have him and we would be much happier without you.’
Then she pushed my wheelchair back, hard. I rolled all the way into the pool without getting a breath before it happened, and sank right down instantly. I had fallen in a weird way, on the bottom of the pool my chair was on top of me, and I couldn’t use my legs to push myself from underneath it, I was stuck. It felt like I had only been under the water for five second and my lungs were already burning, I needed to breathe, I had also hit my head on something, the handle of my chair apparently, but I didn’t know this until later. I actually managed, in a complete human struggle to live, to get myself out from under the chair and desperately tried to swim to the top, but my feet were caught on the bottom of my chair. I have foot guards on my chair, so my feet are tucked in all securely, you can get out of it easily but I was panicking and weak now, I tried to bend to move them but couldn’t, and then couldn’t move much at all, hanging at the bottom of the pool. I wondered then if Emily was right, and maybe I should just die. Either way, the last thing I remember was letting my breath go and the bubbles escaping me then a thick burning took over in my chest. The next thing I woke up to was my brother giving me mouth to mouth and screaming in the background. Mark and James had finally found us, the others following, they found Emily actually crying ‘what have I done’ by the side of the pool, didn’t jump in to help me or anything just sat there crying. James jumped in after me and pulled me and the chair up, untangling my feet and dragging me out on the side to get me breathing again.

>>5224202
>>5224238
>>5224287
>>5224326
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>>5224424

I'm sorry this happened to you Anon.

>>5224424
F5f5f5f5

>>5224424
I really couldn’t breathe, I was breathing enough but couldn’t talk, couldn’t feel my body. I remember him sitting me up and getting me to cough up a lot of water but it stung and I was still gurgling and struggling to breathe. They had called an ambulance and Emily was trying to explain herself. She explained that I had gotten ‘suicidal’ and just rolled myself into the pool. IT was now I saw I had a head injury too, Mark was ripping some of his shirt up to put on my wound. James carried me out to the ambulance as it came, I remember him crying and I’d seen him cry a lot over hospital things since the accident, but not as much as tonight. The worst part was though that he believed Emily, he explained I ‘did something so stupid’ as he handed me over and they cleared most of my airways, focusing on my head injury more than me almost drowning. Police arrived for the others but they got off with warnings, apart from the security guy, we found out he was 28 and grooming the girls in our group so he got arrested for trespassing and other stuff, but we got off, luckily. So did Emily, for then. I was rushed to hospital, but the moment I could speak again, hoarsely, I told James Emily had pushed me and done nothing and that she said all those things. He assured me it wasn’t true and the hospital staff informed the police what had supposedly happened. My head injury actually turned out to be pretty serious for a while, they stitched it up really thickly and kept me for observation, James called our Mother. It was really quite traumatising to ring her again, and tell them I had been hurt and was in hospital again, my Mother was a nervous wreck. Police asked me to give a statement which I did briefly, and gave them a proper one later the next day, Emily was arrested that day too, her parents had already come and picked her up and such so she got arrested back home.

>>5224424
Jesus Christ.

>>5224463
I want to hug you and your brother :( omg. I am so glad she got arrested for this! Seriously...it boggles the mind how people can get this psycho!

>>5224463
That was pretty much it, it never got to court, it was agreed she would do community service and get counselling, apparently she’d been in trouble with police before for stalking and harassment of another girl. She moved colleges too, so I literally never saw her again after that, though some friends stayed in contact with her for the sheer amount of drama she was worth. She never said sorry to me, never explained herself either, our lawyers dealt with it completely, her parents were as nasty as her and never said anything to us either. The good thing that came out of it was understand my brother better, knowing that he wasn’t dating anyone out of guilt, but just needed time, like I did. Another good thing was that Mark managed to finally call her a bitch as well, he called her a stupid bitch when they found her by the pool watching me drown.

>>5224484
Fuck. Just fuck.

She got off lightly.

http://weeaboo-horrors.deviantart.com/art/Homestuck-fan-drowns-disabled-boy-272991449

horey shit capped! MORE STORIES! While I'm around!

Not the worst experience but it was a first direct hambeast encounter for my fiancee and gay best friend

>Three of us chilling in auditorium during masquerade rehearsals since we were just doing walk-ons for the hell of it
>Hambeast in a black hoodie approaches, belly is exposed and covered in smudgy eyeliner, has hood up, greasy hair hanging in face, red hands and is slouched over breathing heavily
>(Later find out she was probably supposed to be a boomer from L4D)
>Learn later she was supposed to be a boomer
>She crouches down in the seats in front of us peaking over the edge at them, still BREATHING LIKE A MOFO.
>Turns to fiance dressed as Captain Aizen "I like your makeup"
>....he's not wearing any. Can't even think of what she could have possibly mistaken for makeup
>"Like mine?" She holds up her hands which are stained pink "Kool aid makes really good blood"
>Fiance: ..."I see"
>She turns to gay best friend dressed as the 11th Doctor "Your sonic screwdriver is so kawaii" can I see it?"
>..."Uh sure."
>He starts handing it to her but she climbs over the seat and sits on the floor in front of him. This whole time still hunched and panting.
>She looks up at him and pants "I really appreciate what you do for our universe"
>Then she starts rubbing his calves with the end of the screwdriver, gawking at him
>Frantically try and think of what to do. Before I can come up with something the fiance says to him "Hey did you see that almost shirtless Wolfwood cosplayer?"
>GBF looks at him and proclaims "Why yes his pectorals looked firm and palatable."
>Boomerbeast takes the hint gives him back his screwdriver before crawling back down the aisle to nap under the seats
>Later we lolled about it. I had a cold at the time but according to the guys she smelled pretty foul

>>5224598
haha oh man

>>5224484
Why did your lawyers agree to let her off so lightly? I guess maybe it was cos it was her word against yours, but your friends would have heard her crying "what have I done?"

What a whore, I hope Emily will suffer from humiliation after reading this since she deserves it.

MORE

I'm going to a local con tomorrow. Crosses finger and hopefully I could get some weeb story to share but I highly doubt it. :/

Not really a weeb story, But still creepy.

At Kumoricon earlier this year, This girl randomly came over and kept touching me.
And sniffing me.
And looking at me all creepy-like.
Come to find out, SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT ANIME OR MANGA IS.

She just comes to dress up in that outfit and meet people. Then at one point, I realized she had left.
Picture very related. It was when she first came up to me and was like," YOU LOOK SO SMOOTH."
...

>>5226017
wow, you make a really good Celty

>>5224484
>Community service
>Attempted murder

Whut.

Mouth-to-mouth really doesn't work that often with lungs full of fluid and you're fucking lucky if it did with you. There's no way you shouldn't be getting that bitch off the streets before she does it to someone else.

>>5226017

Oh god I saw that happening. I thought she was your friend or something.

>>5226140
YOU DID..?!
FUCK NO. I had never seen her.

But my friend i was with liked her i guess.
So i just played along and was nice. :c
I dont mind if people want to like, Rub my arm because they havnt felt latex before.
..But oh gawd. Did you ever come over to me..? o3o Curious~

>>5226017
You let weird people touch you...?

>>5226147

I think I might have said hello or something along those lines. I do have a picture of you somewhere around here, but I'm lazy.

If you're wondering, I was a Medic one day and then Cpt. Hammer.

>>5226155
Ahh. Yeah i couldnt walk more than 10 feet really without being asked for a picture.

But hi not so creepy anon~! :3<3

This is a horror story.

nudestuck.tumblr.com

Homestuck cosplayers taking 18+ photos.
... it's not a pretty site.

>>5226181
... Ew.

>>5226181
>Homestuck

Saw that and won't bother to click. Well, at least it's this and not some animu that I like. Stay out of those please. >:(

>>5226195
Egghhh, I looked out of curiosity and they all have saggy pancake tits and shit. Fuuuuuck.

I literally cried my eyes out and tears are drowing my keyboard.

>>5226181
Why do people think this is a good idea?!

>>5226017
I gotta agree with the others though, you make a damn cute Celty. Love the choice of suit, gloves, and boots!

Trying to think of any Weeb stories I've come across in my own experience... No, wait, come to think of it, I actually had a similar experience to SuperRabbit:

So I was at SDCC on day 3, and I was bored, and my Freeman labcoat was just too much, I was dying from the heat. I don't remember it being so warm in the convention center in prior years. I said "Fuck it!" and changed in my car into Sexichu. As soon as I got back on the surface from the underground parking lot, pics and lulz were had.

As I made my way deeper into the convention center, the picture requests got weirder and weirder... One guy asked if they could get a picture of me spanking them, another wanted video footage of them spanking me, another wanted upskirts, G4 wanted me on TV. And then there was the rubbing. It didn't matter if it was a guy or a girl, they would rub really tight against me for photos. Some of them were quite attractive girls that didn't seem to mind rubbing their busts and hands over me, which was ... I don't have words to explain being rubbed around while in a satire crossdressing outfit...

This is kind of a reverse-creeper story, as I felt I must have been quite the creeper to many a people at SDCC....

>>5226181
Just curious, is there any other fandom that does this?

Of course nude "cosplays" of other fandoms exist, but I'm talking about having an actual tumblr/site for specifically nudes of their series.

>>5226244
I would say Hetalia.

Then again i dont think i want to search that myself.

Just read the whole thread, and Jesus Christ... that is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard described on 4chan.

>>5226255
They're almost one and the same fandom now. A lot of Hetaliafags have become Homestuckfags.

Thus, I have come to regret the MSPA Notifier and am glad it's become an obscurity.

>>5226181

WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER

D:

>>5224484
>Do community service
>Get counselling
Fuck, this makes me so mad

WHY DO WEEABOOS NEVER GET THEIR JUST DESERTS?

Seriously, /cgl/, whenever I read a weeaboo story there's almost no justice done whenever the weeaboo commits harassment of some kind. Can someone explain to me why this is please

>>5226181
Good lord. I actually didn't need to know this existed. Why.

>>5226195
Haven't you ever heard of the waifufucker
Made porn of 3d versions of all the girls in Lucky Star along with numerous other series

>>5226181
and then my self confidence went up 10000 points.

not sure if seeing "dick strider" was worth it though.

Postin'.

1/2

>>5226340
2/2

>>5226181
Why does everyone have extremely unattractive breasts

My common cosplay is John Marston, Part of the cosplay is a functioning cattle prod. The sound alone is quite invaluable.

>>5226181
...what?

>>5226357

They're your typical homestuck fans. They have no idea of what they really look like, so they just assume the best. It's really tragic.

I don't have a story yet, but based on current events, there is an extremely high probability that will have one later next year after AN. We met entirely by happenstance and I, being of sound mind, decided to reach out to this person and be friendly. We both shared an affinity for anime, manga, and video games and she didn't seem like she hung out with a lot of people. Why not, right? People deserve to be treated with dignity and respect, even if they're a little weird or unattractive. Since then, this one weeaboo's been infatuated with me for months now since our semester started, both in person and over IMing.

Of course, I caught on to the obvious signs that she wanted to take it further, and I was simply not interested. To that end, I tried my best to get the idea out of her head with as little pain as possible. Of course, she took it the wrong way, but I had no idea of the extent. This was her last great hope at romance; she planned our marriage, to have children, to grow old together. By the end of it, before she cut off contact with me, she gave me a "If I can't get you, no-one will" monologue. I later learned through friends that she was planning on going to AN also, so we'll see where that goes.

Before that epic story (>>5224202), I was pretty sure she wouldn't try anything, even accidentally. Now that I think about it, there's a pretty good chance I might be in harm's way. She could destroy me since she's several size categories larger (height and weight), she has no future plans and is likely in a suicidal death-spiral (she's probably dropping out of university), I tend to not pay attention to my surroundings because I'm aloof as fuck, and AN would be a great place to ambush me since I walk everywhere.

Haven't decided on my costume yet, I'll get started on that project in January, but I'll tell you guys the story after it happens.

>>5226436
Taser, pepper spray, always be with friends, etc.

This happened in one of the earlier days of my cosplaying "career."
Third con, hot as fuck, but I was an idiot and decided to wear a heavy costume, y'know, the usual thing that you regret later. I'm meeting up with some friends, some cosplayers, some not, who all knew each other through me after a party I had a while before the con, what I didn't know was that some girl decided to tag along, she was apparently friends with the girl I was crushing on (no, it didn't work out.) But it wasn't a big deal to me, I mean hey, she could of been nice, right?

Well, she was "nice" too nice, in the hambeast I'm going to rape your family kind of way. She was in some crappily made maid costume with a wig so horrible I thought she was wearing a fake star on her head, she smelt awful, acted awful, and didn't seem to understand the concept of personal space and what is appropriate when some one is wearing armor. (I wasn't, but a good friend of mine one, and it was his first real costume, which was impressive to the say the least, he was a Spartan from Halo, I don't really remember which one, he might of just been Master Chief) anyway, this girl seemed to have just discovered what glomping was, because she seemed to be doing it to everyone, and she must of been pretty damn fast too, because she caught almost everyone she was after.

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>>5226497
(cont)
Anyway, she glomps my Spartan friend, and breaks a piece of his armor, he was very pissed off and had a right to be, but I was trying to get with this girls "best friend" according to her, so I played mediator, and calmed them both down (she was acting like he put no effort into his costume which was why it was so easy to break, the dumb cow.) so now, things are awkward, my Spartan friend decides to go off to a panel that I wasn't interested in, and I go off to play some games and buy some merch, with little miss Hambeast in tow, because y'know, I was trying to be nice.

So we get to the games area, and she convinces me to do DDR (It was my first time playing, and she insisted that I play on the hardest setting... I don't know what it is, I've played DDR only one other time since then.) I choose the easiest setting, and she decides to call me out on it and chooses one level above me, all while giving me shit when I'm paying for it, but I was calm, I've dealt with this kind of teasing, and it didn't seem that serious, so I rolled my eyes and we started playing. Now I'm playing just fine, to my surprise, considering how much I suck at rhythm games, and she's failing spectacularly, so I got a silent laugh out of it. But she bitches to me anyway about how unfair things where on her end, but I didn't really care.

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>>5226498
(cont)
So now I decide it's a good time to buy some merch, and maybe a bite to eat, now this bitch has her own god damn money, has been flaunting it for a good while, and she has a good few hundred more then me, but she expects me to buy her a whole bunch of crap, which i say no to, and then expects me to treat her to a meal, which I also say no to(I said this politely, and even pointed out the fact I had a lot less money). Clearly, she did not get that hint. So we're eating, her coughing up her on cash for two goddamn meals for herself, and while in the middle of eating my meal, I realized that I was an idiot and forgot to get my drink, by now she's done with hers- and as I go she seems to be eying my food.
Guess I should of brought it with me.
I come back, (I was stopped for a few minutes when I talked to an old friend i hadn't seen in ages.) she has gulfed down over half of my meal, even the half eaten stuff.
I am rightfully pissed, and call her out on it, and she storms of crying and calling me something in another language, (pretty sure it wasn't japanese) but I didn't much care, I just got myself another meal, talked with some friends who showed up a little while after she left, and called it a day.

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>>5226500
(cont)
That's when day two came around, and in the words of Doug Walker: Fucking. Day. Two.
I'm doing a drive form (i know, I know, but it was for a group.) Riku, and brought an organization coat just in case it was cold enough at night to wear it, and maybe get some decent shots of a cosplay I'm in for once. Now, for the most part, I was having a good day... until part way through, little miss Hambeast has found me, she calls me a cheapskate and a fat ass (I only had a little pudge, meanwhile you could TIME how long her fat rolls would sway in the wind I'm sure.), but I am trying to be civil, so I just ignore her and walk of and at that point she calls me a an uke or something. Whatever. I go off, and for awhile, I'm on my own, until I meet up with an Axel cosplayer who has later become one of my best friends, and we decided to swap wigs, for awhile, for shits and giggles, and I put on my Org coat, so we're hanging out being kingdom hearts characters, and I'm introduced to a Roxas cosplayer, who also became a good friend. She was the most adorable thing, and she asked me for a hug and if a photo could be taken, now, I'm not gay, I don't ship, and I really don't like the AxelxRoxas pairing, but this girl was nice, she was cute- so I was cool with it when she wanted to get a photo of us fake kissing. This is the worst mistake of my life and I hope I never make it again, because here comes the part where Hambeasts glomp fetish comes back into play.

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>>5226502
(Cont)
Little to my knowledge, this Hambeast was apparently really into Roxas and Axel, and apparently, she was dressed as Roxas. She yells out, comes fucking CHARGING at me with all her might, and some how, with god or the devil or something on my side, I dodge- unfortunately, the cute Roxas girl did not, and she got taken down instead of me (which to this day I feel bad for) but on the upside, Hambeast is the one with the injuries this day, because she hit her head, hard, and luckily for cute Roxas girl, she rolled to my direction instead of over her, and she got up, at this point I had had it, I yelled at her, told her to fuck right off and if I had ever seen her pulling this kind of shit again, I would make sure she paid for it.

I later found out she glomped alot of people that day, and broke a lot of shit- so glad that this hambeast has no friends anymore, because no one could put up with her up herself bullcrap.

(end)

>>5226181
Jesus Christ, why is this a thing that exists.
This upsets the fuck out of me, just, goddamnit fandom. What the fuck are you doing.

>>5226524
the worst part is that it was HSG's idea

and their cocks

>>5226537
Seriously
I'm finding it hard to believe that this is 'cosplay' instead of just a hambeast flashing her unruly tits
http://nudestuck.tumblr.com/post/13957427038/r-i-p-jane#notes

>>5226629

lol ... "Hey guys, remember that 'part' of that 'thing' where there were tits? THIS IS ME COSPLAYING THAT"

1/2

Ok so, this isnt con related, and not reeeeally weeaboo, but it needs to be said none the less. Ok, so not that long ago my town hosted its own Zombie walk.
A friend of mine is a hardcore Umbrella Corp cosplayer/artist. He is in groups all over the counrty and helps out as crowd control and care at cons. While looking completely badass and going through ALOT of effort to bring his outfit together, he is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He would do anything to help out a friend. He will take any photo you want and even let your kids beat him up with their sticks cause he is just that kinda fellow. Which is why it angers me so much. During the walk he and some other friends of ours stop for a photoshoot. All is going well when out of no-where this dumb fuck of an emo retard runs into the picture, trying to photo bomb but just succeeds and rubbing herself all over him. As she wanders her flabby way off we all notice, friends (expensive) replica Umbrella gun has been snapped in two, there was no fixing that shit.

Pic, the awesomeness that is my friend

2/2

He is pissed, we all are. Some of them stay back to comfort while I decided to run up and confront the bitch that decided she was queen of the fucking world.
This was the exact conversation:
>Me: Oi hey, why the hell did you do that, you know you just broke his gun right?
>SlutfaceMcskankwhore: *shrugs* So, its just plastic.
>Me: Um no actually, it was really fucking expensive. Are you atleast gonna say sorry?
>Emobluewaffleface: Whatever just get over it. *walks off laughing*
Was all 'holier then thou' during the conversation.
I had to stop and let her walk away, cause if I didnt then I would have decked her, and I really didnt want to tarnish the Zombie walks reputation when it was for a good cause.
Friend, like a good sport, continues on with the walk cause he had volenteered to help keep people in line.
Pic related, the one in the middle, please direct all your anger at her, and if possible, feel free to track her down and ELIMINATE THE DIRTY FUCKING SLUT.

>>5226917
Sorry about your friend, but we're not your personal army. She was a bitch, okay. She broke a prop? That's something that should have been handled at the zombie walk, in my opinion.

>>5226917
Noone gives a fuck if you would have 'decked' her or not, and to be perfectly honest if you're not a girl you're fucking pathetic if you even try to do such a thing. Also, not your personal army, a situation like that should have been handled there and then. Walking up by yourself like some hero wont solve anything, you're asking to be laughed at.

News flash: People like her exist, they tend not to get what they deserve untill later in life, unless someone snaps on her in which case they'll end up worse off than her anyway unless they're lucky.

>>5226917

Not your personal army. You should take the girl's advice and get the fuck over it.

>>5226915
HI BRADLEY'S FRIEND!

>>5226917
While it was shitty that she broke the gun and was a rude cunt about it, 4chan really looks down on 'personal army' requests and vendetta-chans.

Back to topic:
Other than personal bad luck with Fanime, the closest I can get to a con horror story is the Naru-tard whore:

She was not pretty, her hair unwashed;her body flabby. She wore a skimpy orange and blue outfit; booty short and a bikini, maybe? It was hard to tell with the sheer amount of merch hanging off of her- belts, keychains, pins. She wore goggle, naruto headband and cat ears on her mop of a head. From her shorts she wore several fox tails, the ones made from actual fur.

I was sitting in the game room, crossplaying as Death the Kid, playing a board game with a friend. She walks up to me and asks me if I wanted a lap dance for a dollar. I "wat" and politely declined. I continue with my game and watch her with the corner of my eye.

>>5226917
Aw, youth. We all remember what it was like to be a frustrated, verbally impotent 13 year old like you. Keep being adorable, honey.
Seriously though, no one cares. Your story isn't even that entertaining to read.

She proceeded to every single group of people and supposedly asked them as well. (I couldn't hear)

Soon I see someone comply. He looked like the average nerd stereotype, thin, glasses, "Insert-fandom-here" Tee-shirt. She set him against a wall and just waved her butt in the general direction of him. She then turned toward him, placed her arm on his shoulder and continued waving her butt.

If I were him, I would have asked for a refund.

>>5227016
>>5227028

I need pictures for this story to really be complete. Was this Fanime? What year was it?

>>5227034
Sadly I don't have pictures, but this was at Fanime 2009.

>>5227016
>>5227074
STINKY NARUTO GIRL.

I have actually told a story about this girl in horror/weeb stories before.

Brb digging up photos.

>>5227090
>>5227016 here. Dear god, I'm soo glad I don't really have a sense of smell. I'm sure it was horrible.

>>5226181


Dear nudestuck people,

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HOMESTUCK AND I HATE YOU

Signed,
A buttraged Hamsteak fan

>>5224484
oh god i'm so sorry, not all of us homestuck fans are that bad I swear.
Now I see why people hate us. I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry.

My early online life was so filled with doe-eyed naïveté, that I was blissfully unaware of just the kind of people that lurked in the bowels. I met Frank in some local LJ art group..or anime art group...I can’t even remember which, I was in them all. Anime fan art and comics were my life, and secret obsession.
We attended the same get-togethers and art jams, since we lived in the same city. He was a little weird, but harmless. He also was a furry (“whatever that was”, my young mind thought) and they were ‘the most harmless folks around’.
I went to his place once, a room he rented. Wisely I brought a friend, because I believe in the buddy system. Anyways the entire time, she kept making odd faces and trying to get my attention. Me, as subtle as a bull, kept saying “Whaaaat?”. It wasn’t until he left to use the washroom, that she pointed in fear to the top of his shelf....

>>5227157
The wolf dick. A giant black wolf dildo. It was huge..like a fist. And like some horror movie, we turned around slowly, to Frank standing there with a grin. “You met my wolf.” We just nodded slowly and backed towards his computer. He began to tell us how he could never ‘fit the knot in’. Judging by our expressions, we were unclear on the term. He picked up his silicone lover and showed the blub at the base, the widest part. My friend glared at me, I knew she wanted to GTFO and then beat me for bringing her there. Frank suddenly whisked us to his computer and opened a file, which contained copious amounts of horse porn. He began to talk about the time him and his buddies broke into a farm and began to fondle a horse there.....

>>5226181
What the shit is this!!!! I am highly upset
Dammit fandom quit messing up.

>>5227121

This. I never understood why everyone said that homestuck was becoming the new hetalia. All of the fans I had met at cons were insanely nice. I've seen, aside from bad troll makeup, very few truly awful cosplays. Even when I first discovered nudestuck, I had hope that it would only be things like the dickdave. But no.

>>5227169
We knew we had to go. We did that whole “Oh bother, look at the time! I believe I have to go home and starch my shirts,” thing. Frank kept saying things like “I want to hang out again! I have to show you some videos next time.” No Frank. There would never be a next time. He would email me and talk about how he was in love with horses and wolves. How he felt he had the soul of those animals (mashed up? Like soup or something?) trapped inside. He wished for Goku power so he could fight people he hated, being obsessed with DBZ as well. It was a train wreck. I got myself a new LJ/Email/Myspace...the works.
I was hounded for the next few months, which ended with him coming into my work (customer facing job, fast food) and staying for hours. He even tried to sneak behind the counter. I was almost fired for that, even though I tried to keep him out. Then we graduated from high school and he moved to another city.
My friend still makes fun of me for daring to meet “someone from the internet”. It’s scarred me from going to meet and greets and small fan-events.

>>5227157
>>5227169
>>5227189
Not really buying this one. Just seems another rehashed I just met this furry and he was an animal fucker!!! story.

>>5226181
i love how 90% of them are fatties

and by love I mean it sickens me even more than the fact that something like this even exists.
I'm so tired of all of these *insertwordhere*stuck things
like what?
what are you even doing?
just stop. no.
just. fucking. stop.
if you're going to cosplay homestuck
fucking cosplay it right.
stop adding all this stupid random shit that doesn't need to be there.

You guys wanna talk about weeabos furries AND homestuck?

askkarkitty.tumblr.com

By God. C-C-COMBO.

>>5227200
I know it sounds so cliche. I'm sorry bout that.
He was 'going to get me into DBZ/anime/fandoms' ever since he found out we live close to each other :p Thank god it was different schools.
I still know some furries and such through art sites, but I still keep an eye out for his DBZ sparkledog character.

>>5227223
What in god's fucking name am I looking at?

Thank god I'm not into homestuck

This is a sad fandom

Enjoy being the new hetalia, fagstuckers.

>>5227223
I dont really see any problem here?

>>5227273

>>5227278

>>5227090 Brb digging up photos.

Still waiting.

>>5227189
jesus christ you were as dense as a box of rocks

>>5227334
I was 16, of course I was! I wish I can go back in time to smack myself hard.

>>5227296
Looking in between working.
Cannot find.
ALL OF MY RAGE. She must be shared.

>>5226484

Fuck pepper spray, use wasp spray.

I don't have many encounters with weeaboos that often, but at a Otacon one year, I was with my boyfriend. He was dressed as Captain America, I was Bucky. He's not really big on PDAs, I just chalk it up to him being worried someone will say some off color remark about gays. Anyways, he was resting his head on my shoulder while I was buying something, and out of no where this group of yaoi fangirls start grabbing at us. The squealing, oh god the squealing. They kept touching us, and asking all sorts of freaky questions
"WHO'S UKE AND WHO'S SEME??"
"SO KAWAII~MAKE OUT FOR US!!!"
I somehow managed to get them away from us, but for the rest of the time we went out, he was really reluctant to show me affection in public.

>>5227401
FOUND HER.

Although, the night I saw her IRL, she had hella more shit on.

>>5227586

Aw, I was expecting her to be fat. And possibly more scantily-clad.

Oh well. Thanks for sharing!

>>5227591

Same. Honestly if she was more sane and hygienic, that would actually be a pretty interesting costume variation.

>>5227591
>>5227593
I just found her devi. She is pretty fat.
And into vore. And Mpreg. Jesus Christ, what have I stumbled upon?

>>5226181
FOR FUCKS SAKE THE CHARACTERS ARE BASICALLY ALL UNDERAGE.

GROSS

>>5227598

What's the dA?

>>5227598
"Orochimaru felt pleasure as Kabuto 's head slipped into his throat loving the taste and feeling of him… see, Orochimaru had a crush on Kabuto, but had a fear of Sasuke because he saw how Sasuke glanced blushing at Kabuto He knew Sasuke wanted him… so he had to get him first before Sasuke did. Orochimaru pulled Kabuto in deeper, sucking him deeper inside his throat. Kabuto struggled more and screamed until he couldn't scream any more… "I'm… not getting out… an I?" Kabuto whimpered softly. Orochimaru's saliva was dripping out of his mouth and onto the bed covers. He swallowed Kabuto's shoulders and pushed in his waist. He was now at Kabuto's butt, licking and savoring the man that he loved… Kabuto blushed and cried as he was slipped in more. Orochimaru smiled as he lifted his head and gulped down the rest of the medic. He felt the bulge in his throat, it traveled down and down and into Orochimaru's stomach. Kabuto, fell head first into the snake's belly. The stomach juices and saliva soaking him. Kabuto gagged at the horrible stench that was the sannin's Stomach. Kabuto couldn't stand it, this was horrible. He pushed around, in his tight prison, trying all his might to get out. Kabuto kicked and screamed telling his master to let him out, but it was all in vain because the snake couldn't hear him. Orochimaru patted his large stomach, petting and smiling. 'Kabuto is now all mine…'"

Guys, I'm scared....

>>5227606
http://tite-soul.deviantart.com/

People like this are reasons why I can never blame anyone for hating on my fandom. Idunno what it is about Naruto that brings the crazies out.

I got groomed by a pedophile female hambeast when I was 15, I could tell you my story.

>Age 15 go to first con, a small con.
>Still new to cosplay and all the jazz so wear cat ears with plaid skirt and button up white shirt.
>About to walk into dealer's room when some staff member's start up a chat with me
>mid 30 year old male wearing tripp pants and balding/comb over. Kinda creepy looking.
>Mid 20's female about 300 pounds but 5 foot nothing. Extremelly nice.
>Talk about all random stuff, explain first con.
>Girl compliments me saying how cute I am.
>Guy asks to flog me.
>Unsure what flogging so curiosity get to me so I ask what is that.
>He explains
>Spanking someones bare ass with a paddle.
>Oh.
>decline nicely.
>You sure.
>yes.
>Explain I need to meet up with friends and head off.

Not totally horror but i was kinda just...uhhh a 35 year old wants me to spank his bare ass with a paddle. strange

>>5227612
Are they kissing bread in the featured picture?

>>5227622
Do it.

>>5227647
who are you quoting

>>5227612
hey, I cosplay Naruto and I'm not crazy!!

but anyway wow that person is awful.
though the thing that annoys me the most is the fact that the jacket has two red spirals on both shoulders...wat
and then they got a new jacket that is still shitty.

goddamn my Naruto costume isnt the best but wow.
2 shit costumes in a row?

>>5227670
Myself haha. The story of my con "horror".

Because this thread needs a bump and I've got another story to tell, here's another, though brief.

At a con, walkin' round in my Red cosplay, I'm having a ball, being dorky and pretending to get mad whenever some one calls me Ash, because of an incident onstage the previous day where there WAS an Ash cosplayer comming on right after me, etc etc long boring not very funny.
Anyway. So this girl, I've seen her around a few times, she's a bit big, but nothing too over the top, she's in a Naruto costume, big fan, also loves her some pokemon apparently.
Now, I put my bag down to rummage through it, and this bitch picks it up and starts running with it, flailing it about and shit you really shouldn't do with some one elses stuff, especially at a con, and ESPECIALLY with a Camera bag. So it's slightly open, crazy weaboo flailing, the lens cap flys out, the camera almost too. I barely catch up in time to stop it from doing so.
I am rightfully pissed off, give her the finger at first, and start speaking to her as if some one just pissed off an alcoholic father, all the while she's trying to make out like it was cute and innocent and shit.
It ended badly, I never spoke to her again, and it turned out with all her flailing, she broke the lens. After that I've never taken a camera to a convention.

After reading all the weeaboo horror stories I think I'm done with anime and comic cosplay. From now on all my cosplay is going to involve armor and spikes, lots of spikes. Like mid-90s Image Comics villain crossed with Warhammer number of spikes. And then I think I'll add some more spikes, just in case.

>>5229448
>Red cosplay
pic related because this is my expression every time I see someone mentioning they cosplay Red.

Sorry about the camera though, I have a sister who's a professional photographer who would've lost her shit if that happened to her.

>>5229448
See... this is why I was always really hesitant to let people see my props when cosplaying TF2 because of ass holes like that. That's why I don't like to let people see anything of mine really if it involves removing it from my person. I know that most of you guys are really nice people but... the idea of someone running off with something of mine is troublesome. I'm sorry that happened to you, anon.

>>5229504
Do it, and tell us how that goes, yeah?

>>5229504
You might want to put spikes on your spikes, just in case.

>>5229504
>>5227256
You know, I have never ever had a problem with crazy people. I've been to 8 cons now, and I don't have one horror story. The last con I went to, OniCon, I cosplayed for the first time as Rose LaLonde. No creepers, no rabid homestuck fans. There was a couple of overweight people, but I didn't mind since they weren't "showin the goods" or shit. None of them were glomping (I actually didn't see one glomp the day I went) and none of them were being fags.
The fandom made me proud.
The bad ones are very hard to find.

>>5230057
Worst part was it wasnt my camera, it was my uncles, who IS a pro, luckily he's a little doormattish so he wasn't furious with me when I told him, it helped that I had already spent money on a Dalek figure for him

>>5226181
Ugh. I just checked there and someone posted this.

Yah I wanted to share the horror.

>And 3 Am Goatzee
>2x Gamzee Update Combo

>>5231130
Gross. These kids are seriously going to regret this later I'm sure.

>>5231130
Wouldn't you be so proud if what you created had led to this?

>>5229448
i hope you made her pay for the lense.
WITH HER BLOOD.

>>5226181
i dunno im kinda feelin the terezi that was posted recently

anyway i dont have any full fledged weeb stories but ive met a girl recently who told me that she faps to alfred jones and that she likes dreaming about vic-kun and reading self insert fics

does this count

>>5231186
I wish I did at the time, bitch was crazy.

>>5231209 the girl hasn't really done anything yet, but just wait for the crazy

bump.

>>5236128
that bruise is a random one from flickr, i used it receently as a reference for a drawing

Only time I've ever gone to a con in costume I went as Chuck Greene along with my best friend who went as Frank West.
Most of the photo requests were for normal stuff like 'Put a servbot head on me', 'pretend to hit me with your baseball bat', 'pose back to back' or 'pretend I'm a zombie and grapple with me'. All reasonable stuff that you'd expect.

Then as I'm lining up a false swing at someone dressed as a final fantasy character for a photo, this hambeast jumps on me, knocks me to the floor and starts screaming at me about how stupid I am and how I could have killed the guy. I couldnt, it was a staged photo and a foam bat anyway. There were people around us, but I think they were too shocked to do anything.
While this is happening, my buddy as Frank was talking to some other people, and pulls off some great quick thinking.
He sprints over, brings up his camera and pretends to take a photo of this hambeast (now crying about how the guy could have died). He pulls her off of me and tells her to scram, and she waddles off to go harass the guy she was 'protecting'. He pulls me to my feet and says 'You gotta watch your back, Chuck. These things are even more dangerous than zombies'.
Came away with a couple of bruises but otherwise fine, luckier than a lot of people I hear were jumped by over zealous fans.

Other than that, closest thing to a horror story would be my prop Defiler breaking, but I just ran to Target and bought some duct tape to keep it together until the end of the con.

Really need to do it again sometime. Maybe SDCC next year or something.

Hmmm not would most would call a Horror Story, but might be worth a few laughs.

This girl, seen in the picture was overly... erm... Handsy with me at a con a little time back.
When i met her we talked a bit with her friends like the nerds we where, i remember her being a tad Drowsy like shed had smoked a generous amount of weed, but normally i can smell that a mile away, and she didn't have any red eyes.

But anyhow, she then suddenly started groping me, you know the hug that turns into hands on my ass doing their thing.
Im not really a bright guy with the ladies, but this i had figured out, and i left the moment i had a chance, but not before her going.

>What do you have here? (Pointing at my left pocket?)
>That's my cell phone
>What do you have here? (Pointing at other pocket?)
>That would be my wallet (I had a good idea what would happen next)
>Well then what is this bulge ? (cubbing my crotch, quite.... rough)
>That would be my Penis!
>Oh really, i don't believe you!

And then i left, but hell did she come back for a few more rounds of overly extended hugs and her hands doing the best they could to .... do me!

I mostly laughed at this with my friends, who knew I have a hard time saying no and telling people to leave, so they helped me each time, after ofcause they had their laugh.

Anyway the picture shows one of the slightly less awkward moments, when she came up and went "wooooh thats a nice clock you have, it's soooo cool!"

One hell of a werid day.

>>5236177
>You gotta watch your back, Chuck. These things are even more dangerous than zombies

Copypasted from the Coscom thread on D-TAC.

"Today I have to say was quite an intense day, by far one of the most unorganized experiences of my life. I am not here to complain, cry or whine about anything but rather inform others on the situation. I am not looking for attention but rather seeking to draw attention toward the situation which occurred.

Today, at DTAC, the December Toronto Anime Convention with HobbyStar...

My friends were being kicked out of the area due to not having passes this year. They were scrounging for money saying that they were going to get their tickets to pay and not to worry about it but at the same time wondered why they could not stand around if it was a public place? A security guard told them they needed to leave. At the time I was in the dealer’s room getting something for my 11 year old cousin's birthday which just passed (which I did not have the chance to get either by the way).

When I heard about what happened I went upstairs to the turtle room where everyone had been and asked what had happened telling them that I would have no problem with helping them out to get money for the convention. The same security guard then came by and started to speak with us about how we were all kicked out now. Confused by this we questioned why we were being kicked out. He said “You said you were not going to get passes” which is when one of my best friends said “We never said we were not getting passes we were scrounging up money but you kicked us out before we could do anything”."

cont.

>>5236319

"So, the conversation went on for a while, back and forth but the security decided to raise his voice with my friend and at one point got in his face. My friend tried to speak with him in a very calm manner but the man continued to interrupt him. He then stepped into my friend’s personal space, grabbed his jacket and started to push him back. My friend yelled out “What are you doing!!” Twice. He stood his ground (he did not push back), and the security guard then took his right fist and punched my friend in the face, right under the eye. With that of course my friend fought back and at some point they ended up on the floor.

This is where I apologise for my screaming, crying and yelling as I lashed out in tears at the man who threw the first punch at my friend. Thank you, Security Guard. My 11 year old cousin had to see you punch out one of her favourite people.

Other security ran over while other cosplayers watched but some also tried to tell them “take it outside!”."

>>5236322

"When security was done breaking everything up, they took care of both my friend and the security guard’s point of view on the situation, what happened and apparently my friend was in the wrong during this. They said that the security guard (who apparently is on his first day I believe it was?) was in the right and my friend was in the wrong. They said that the security guard did NOT hit him first, but that my friend hit him first. Really? Because that was not what I saw. That and another couple people who confronted me after it happened telling me they saw who hit who first!

My friend now has a black eye and a sprained knee. Don’t worry we’re looking in about authorities. Thank you very much for those of you who have supported everything during this time."

Not a weeaboo horror story, nor is it mine, but I thought it was worth sharing.

>>5236329
Duuuuuude WHAT THE FUCK
I have a bit of a hard time believing this because security cannot possibly be this retarded. I would have called the cops, tbqh, and filed a report against that guy. Taken it up with convention centre management too.That shit is so fucking wrong.

>>5224598
>Your sonic screwdriver is so kawaii

Bahahahahaha

>>5236430

And here's another one.

>be sophomore in high school
>brother has a weaboo friend who used to be pretty cool
>know he does the whole crazy hair and trip pants thing
>covered in goddamn chains and belts and zippers and shit. We used to joke and say he was just one shy of a generic Final Fantasy character
>he, like a bunch of random weaboos, decides that he's bisexual now
>I'm very closeted about my interest in men at this time. And this dude's just fuck-ugly and pretty stalker-ish anyways.
>who'd he pick to hit on? ME.
>he comes up and starts making goo-goo eyes and flirting with me in German class
>everyone laughs, even the teacher. She's cracking up as she's writing on the board and trying her hardest not to look back at me
>I politely decline and he scurries off to his class
>a few months later. I've got me a girlfriend. We were getting ready to make out for a bit. As soon as I freaking lean in?
>he comes in my house, uninvited and unannounced
>He sits down, starts being chatty. Again, he's covered in chains and just shaking and rattling and texting as loud as his greasy ass can
>Finally, my little brother takes him home
>mood is ruined. Girl freaked. No longer feeling it.

>>5236329

idk, says in the story they were scrounging up money. I'm being judgmental, but the kind of people who go all the way to a con and then try to "scrounge up money" whilst standing at the doorstep tend to be the same kind who then spend the rest of the con sponging off other people, stealing (aka "scrounging up money for food/room/etc") and being horror stories themselves. I think a big chunk of the story is being left out, like how they might have been panhandling or being a nuisance to visitors or whatever "scrounging" means to them, at the entrance of the con.

>>5236474
I took it more as trying to find money in pockets and amongst themselves and such. I know, especially when people are in a group, it can be kinda hard to get money pooled, because that's a hell of a lot of pockets and bags to look through.

Maybe they were panhandling, but that doesn't excuse a guard punching him in the face, and it definitely doesn't excuse him not calling back-up if he thought that those people wouldn't leave.

I read this thread before going to bed and had a dream that i was in a small library con or something and was being pulled back by hambeasts by my ankles.
They were just stacked ontop of eachother, neckbeards and gross neko girls..

>>5236177
Please give your friend my regards. Truly, he is a god among men.

>>5236177

Your friend is a true bro.

>captcha: cum osisio

>>5236490
I guess that's another interpretation. It's hard to tell what really happened since the storyteller seems quite emotional.

Last year I heard some cosplayers complained about being kicked out of a "public space" at a con (I didn't attend). However, my friends who did attend distinctly told me that the teenagers were in fact blocking hotel elevators, preventing other, non-con-going hotel guests from using the elevators at all (the cosplayers said they were "just chilling" in a public space. It just happened to be in front of the elevators). Also, some other cosplayers got ejected from the cafeteria too -- basically they took up space on the chairs and tables whilst not buying any food, again preventing other hotel guests from eating at the cafeteria since all the tables and chairs were occupied, either by people or by bags or just legs. The bathrooms became as a mess as well thanks to them, someone thought it would be funny to flood it or something.

After the con they complained to the committee for getting kicked out and justified their behaviour by saying that it's a public space, and then when it was pointed out to them that hotel space isn't quite the same as a public park and that they were inconveniencing other guests, they insisted that they were con-goers and therefore hotel guests and therefore were entitled to do whatever they want. Last I heard of it, the entire committee explained exactly why they got kicked out but the teenagers were still going around complaining to everybody that they were treated unfairly.

So yeah, in this case, it really might be the guard's fault, nothing can justify raising a hand against a stranger, but then again, I'm holding back judgement since I wasn't there, don't really know what happened and don't have anybody else's side of the story.

>>5227026
Not OP of the story, but you have an attitude problem. And probably no friends.

bump

The worse weeb story I have is, one of my friends is in an AMV editing... studio? it's an Inu Yasha studio nonetheless. Well, she wanted to go to a con where she was supposed to meet Weeb. Weeb ended up not having a hotel and ended up staying with us.

Well, Weeb was the usual. Fat. Smelly. Wore large, sweat-stained tshirts and ambled wiggly as she walked. She liked to boast about living in Japan. Everything 'reminded her' of Japan. She WAS asian, but mind you, she was still pretty weeb. Went on about glorious nippon for three days.

the kicker was while she wore the same pants/underwear for three days, didn't shower, and only had two ill-fitting shirts (of Inu yasha) she boasted about spending almost $8,000 in inu yasha merch. She took up ALL of one side of the room, the side with our food, and spent hours looking at all her buys and eating all the food we'd brought from home while saying "When I was in Japan, I..."

find out on the third day of the con that not only did she only live in japan from age 0-1 month, she spent $8,000 on Inuyasha stuff-- meaning she had no money to pay for her part of the room.

gross.

>>5227612
Demon possession, check.
Secret powers inherited though cursed bloodlines awakened though personal tragedy, check.
Dark, brooding androgynous teenagers, check.
Outcasts being obnoxoius as fuck yet ending up heroes, check.

Add a black elf dual-wielding katanas and half-vampires and it's everything bed ever.

>>5247018
bad* even.

The only story I have that is even close to weebish is an encounter I had when I went to AX for the first time and some guy tried to collar me.

Bumping because I don't want this to die.

Not so terrible, but still quite the con creep story.

I knew of these anime fans gatherings that were held locally, but i've never been so much into anime that i felt i had to attend these. A few friends who were regulars asked me to start going with them though, and from what they described it didn't seem so bad so i gave it a shot. We went in hung around a bit, but after a while my friends went on with their respective groups to mingle. So far i was having a nice time and opted not to be a social recluse, so i began to socialize with others as well. Enter Hambeast 1. She was the kind of person who had a "horrible" childhood and self-diagnosed every possible condition ever. She also had recently began going to the events and was recently into anime which only made her more annoying. I humored her for a while though so i wouldn't seem like an absolute jerk. For some reason a male paying attention to her meant love, so she started hitting on me to no avail. I shrugged it off and continued to act uninterested, which in retrospect i shouldn't have. You see this only made her more aggressive with her passes, to the point where she became physical. I don't mind some contact, but this girl was getting way too close into my space and her hands were getting near places i would have preferred not to. I kindly told her i did not like her that way, and tried to move on to a different group of people. This did not stop her.

>>5251588

F...5?

>>5251588
cont.

So i'm mingling with a few people, tugging this girl who can't take no for an answer and she's making others rather uncomfortable by making suggestive comments about me to them. Stuff like "Wouldn't it be hot if we made out?" and even going to people she thought attractive "I'd love to see you two getting it on!" This was clearly not helping my first impressions, so i had to move from group to group A LOT. Among them a group of fan artist, and seeing as i identified with them more than cosplayers and photographers we hit it off well. Enter Hambeast 2. She was the kind of artist that drew horrible porn of herself with whatever character she fancied at the moment. Much later on i somehow got linked to one of her accounts... So many fandoms ruined... When we met we talked about drawing and stories, the stuff usually amateurs like us talk about. But Hambeast 1 didn't want any of it, she wanted to talk about me. She proclaims "I'd let him do anything to me!" and Hambeast 2 was intrigued. This continued with both of them discussing what they liked best about me and what they expected they would like... So i quickly turned to browse around elsewhere. And as expected they followed me. Everywhere.

>>5251662
I ended up in a collector's booth looking at some of his stuff when Hambeast 1 suggests the most horrifying thing i have yet heard: "We should have a threesome!" My mind went to "FUCK NO", and out of reflex i turned to them in disgust. Another mistake, because it seemed this was a sign of approval to their batshitcrazy point of view. Number 2 agreed, adding "we would do things to you, things you wouldn't even dream of!" Oh i could, and all of them more grotesque than the last... At that point the switch went off, i wanted to be a rude asshole to get these things off my case. Yet another mistake. I told them they wouldn't be able to handle me and i had higher standards. To a normal human being this would be insulting, to them it was the hottest thing they had ever heard. By now they were painfully close and aiming to get touchy with me. Mind you, this is in public. So i told them once again they didn't have a chance, so they best look for someone who was lonely enough for the both of them. No effect, they were loving this as much as i was dreading it. Their chubby little hands got to my face, and both started doing that creepy caress you see in movies at the same time in an attempt to seduce me. I jumped back as if i had been bitten by a poisonous snake, a disgustingly ugly one at that. I had to get out, so i ran out and ditched my friends. Thankfully the two beasts were not physically apt enough to keep up, and by the time i reached the exit they were out of sight. I told my friends afterwards, and we've made it a habit to trade "war" stories. We also found out later they pulled off crazy shit like that with a lot of other guys, although individually. To this date, none have fallen victim to them and much less attempted it in tandem. I still see them wandering local cons and gatherings, but i try to keep my distance. Also, stopped having as much interaction with women at these things, turns out there's too much crazy for one's own health.

Well once I was dressed as Tony Tony Chopper and some weird bitch grabbed my hat and starting running around with it. I was pretty pissed and then fat people kept attacking me with their fat rolls. I guess they call it hugging but I ain't down with that. Then of coarse at MTAC last year some weird guy tried to get me and my 14 year old friend to get in a lesbian porn with him (I was 19 at the time but I stood up for her)