Gross

Oh boy honey, grab my purse, I sense a bargain!

>>5208974
seconded

Isn't that illegal?

>>5208974
The one with the pink hair mayyyyybe... if she paid me $5

is this like a bulk deal? $5 for four?

I'll take the pink one, her friends can wait outside.

>>5208982
Nothing is illegal when you're as gorgeous as those fine ladies.

>>5208984
>bulk deal
>bulk

yes

Put a blanket over the 2nd one's face and I'd fuck the shit out of her. Not even joking.

>>5208992
No standards

WHY ARE THEY ALL BUTTERFACES?

>>5209019

If you wanted pretty, you'd have to pay $10.

>mfw I don't have a more appropriate face.

Can I pay in beating them at fighting games?

>>5209055
But then they'd get their greasy sausage-fingers all over your controller!

>That can be taken either way.

>>5209055

You're so freaking free that they'd beat you

cosplaydeviants just got one-upped

>>5209062
>implying I'm letting them touch my stick

Dohohoho, that works in a couple of ways.

>>5209063
I use Wesker, it don't matter if I'm free.

Pink hair, her boobs look biggest.

>>5209073

nigga you couldn't magic series out of a paper bag

>>5209140
Why are you so mean anon? ;_;

>>5209140
DAMN that is cold D:

um

Here's a thing to make you to buuuggggggggh, that fine lady on the far right slept with Roy Metrocon Harms for the ability to host an event at his fine establishment. He let her create, run, and headline the Mario Star Party in 2008, in 2009 he gave it to someone else. The event was popular but he felt she was handling it wrong. The event, not his penis, I hear she still handles his penis. Was it worth it honey? Oh the things people do to be anime convention famous.

>>5209291
Wow what a loser. Roy, not the ho

>>5209294
How was Roy a loser? That bro was tapping so many girls in the 2 to 5 bracket. The best you can do is a 6 or a 7. How many of those have you ever slept with, like one or two. That's a 12. Roy was doing at least twelve 2's, a couple of 3's, and two 5's. That's 40. Mathematically speaking he had game, son.

>>5209002
It's a man's duty to spread his seed.

>>5209305
the fuck?

>>5209305
And to answer your question, "tapping" a girl under a six automatically makes you a loser, no matter how many times you do it...

>>5209316
Number of times, bro? No. We're talking about number of girls. That man was doing five women at once most days. While you were having static Mormon vanilla sex with your girl Roy was slinging jizz all up and down five bitches. So what if they were chubs and uggos?

>>5209326
Because that doesn't count. Anyone can do that if they have the stomach for it...

>>5209326
also lul missionary vanilla sex. i tried that once I think

>>5209329
Bitch you ain't never been with no five women, you prolly ain't never been with no women. You some fat kid hanging out behind a fuckin computer. Faggot. Talk big like you got game, son, I know you ain't.

>>5209337
come at me bro

>>5209350
Bitch you live in the 813 I'd kick your behind to next Tuesday. That's a day away, it's not very far, but I'd like to see you kick a man across a whole weekday like I do.

>>5209359
im in socal my dude. thats me on the right. come at me

>>5209374
Bitch you look like some kinda pussy skinhead ass white dude. Not so fuckin tough I don't think. Where's your mugshot? Here's mine. Look my ass up, man. Devontre Harvey, and don't you forget it.

>>5209392
hahaha can this be a prison thread now? hell no im not a fucking skinhead. anyways come at me bro

>>5209392
http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Devontre_Harvey_5465672/

>>Occupation : CREAM TEAM INC
ARTIST
>>CREAM TEAM INC
>>CREAM TEAM
>>INCORPORATED

Sounds like you run with the Metro crowd...

>>5209326
>Treating sex for the sake of sex as a valuable and commendable action.

You must be a sad little puddle of puke with no self-worth.

>>5209431
You sound like a prude dude to men bro. A bunch of adults want to get together and have some fun, why do you gotta rain on that parade? Ain't you be more worried bout some guy who values women based solely on their attractiveness? Naw you prolly that same dude. Sup samefag?

>>5209443
yeah, prolly. where u from homie

>>5209443
Missing the point, dicknose.

You're treating sex like it's some huge accomplishment. Like we should be envious and in awe of some faggot who shacked up with a bunch of ugly, disgusting, desperate women.

And I quote:
>Roy was slinging jizz all up and down five bitches. So what if they were chubs and uggos?

Point is, people have sex all the time. Many of them having better sex than you could ever imagine with people who aren't covered in acne and self-inflicted scars. It's nothing special. We've been at it for millions of years.

Stop acting like this is middle school and 'scoring' is still a big deal.

>>5208964

There was a shoop of this with better looking ladies.

>>5209455

>Stop acting like this is middle school and 'scoring' is still a big deal.

This is so relevant to so many places. Sage for posting in a troll thread.

Sage because this photo is nearly 10 years old.

>>5208964
can i just pay $1.25 and just get number 3/the pink one?

>>5210322
No I'm afraid you will have to pay extra for that privilege.